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thing that he ever did was before he left he went and named me Sue. Well he must have thought that it was quite a joke and it got a lot of laughs from a lot of folks. Seems I had to fight my whole life through. Some gal would giggle and I'd get rid and some guy'd laugh and I'd bust his head. I'll tell you life ain't easy for a boy named Sue.

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and I grew up mean, my fist got hard, my wits got keen, roamed from town to town to hide my shame. But I made me a vow to the moon and stars, I'd search the hunk of Thompson bars and kill that man that gave me that awful name.

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Thought I'd stop and have myself a groove Had an old saloon on the street of mud There at a table, dealing stud Sat the dirty mangy dog that named me Sue Well I knew that snake was my own sweet dad From a worn out picture that my mother'd had And I knew that scar on his cheek and his evil eye He was big and bent and gray and old And I looked at him and my blood ran cold And I said, my name is Sue!

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chair right across his teeth and we crashed through the wall and into the street kicking and a gouging in the mud and the blood and the beard. I tell you I've fought tougher men but I really can't remember when he kicked like a mule and he bit like a crocodile. I him laugh and then I heard him cuss and he went for his gun and I pulled mine first. He stood there looking at me and I saw him smile. He said son

This world is rough, and if a man's gonna make it, he's gotta be tough. And I know I wouldn't be there to help you along. So I give you that name, and I said goodbye, knew you'd have to get tough or die. And it's that name that helped to make you strong. Yeah! You said, now you just fought one hell of a fight, and I know you hate me, and you got the right to kill me now, and I wouldn't blame you if you do.

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Thank you very much. Just before we ask the Statler brothers to come back out, we'd like to ask the Carter family and Carl to help us out on a fine spiritual that we've got a lot of requests to do. Peace in Nevada.

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I swear, one of these days I'm just gonna let music play for like two hours. I just, don't know. Woo, okay. Hopefully everybody can hear me. Hopefully everyone can see me. My goodness, X has been having issues, but, and we experienced them yesterday if you were a part of the Thursday deep dive. Yeah, that was an experience. no, Brad is already, he's trapped.

We'll have to find him in a second here. Hollow Moon Dweller. We're going to have to suss that out, too. Oh, yeah. On my crazy out of control background, I hung up a new, you can tell it's important there. It's my unvaccinated thing. I need to get that framed, see? So this empty spot on the wall has been bothering me. Oh, my gosh. I actually have something for the wall for that spot.

And we will get to that shortly. you've been following my ex feed all week, you already know what I'm referring to. I hope everyone's having a great Friday. God bless those who have defended this country for 250 years and gave the ultimate sacrifice. Please don't forget them, the heroes for two and a half centuries of America Memorial Day weekend. So please do something to remember.

those brave souls that have come before us and sacrificed for us. So grateful, so grateful. All military families too. Thank you so much. Okay, so Hero Wes, my goodness, he has been having fun with the AI on the thumbnails and...

later on when the show posts you'll see the three amigos version of me, Rebecca and Brad. He is having fun there. Thank you to all that he does getting this show up and running on youtube.com slash at the mic. It's on rumble. All that stuff. See the Thursday and Friday live streams. They re-air at eight o'clock Eastern on Thursdays and Fridays over there. So if you want to chat, if you want to comment over there in real time, it runs as if it were live.

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It shows up the next morning on Spotify, iTunes, iHeart. Everything you need is at the themikeshow.com. See it right there. Thank you, Wes, for all you do with your second floor studios operation over there in downtown Dallas. And then of course, Gabby, who you can follow. Oh yeah, that's right. I forgot I have, there's a high tech show y'all. Gabby, she is a at Jeffy apologist. See that you can follow her on X. She does all of the Instagram stuff. Here's Wes's handle.

at that guy at PGU. Okay, there's that. Got that. And then, see, Rebecca, yours is in two parts. And so it's coming apart. Hang on. There we go. Hang on. Let me get, let me get Brad up there. Let me get Rebecca up there. Hi kids. There's, see, there's Rebecca. See that? And then here, Brad, I made one for you. crap. my gosh. It bounces. Hang on.

I gotta go across the room. Happy Decoration Day. Yeah. Yes. Alright, here's yours at Real Brad. That's very nice. Yeah. Now, it's got. That's very nice. Hair on it. Cuz it's it's got hair on it. It fell on the floor and it's supposed to know it's sticky and there's like a long. mind. It's sticky and has hair on it. Moving on. alright. So, there's already one. know. I I still can't find my bell by the way. Sounds like a personal problem.

So yeah. Yes. I found mine. I'm living vicariously through you until I find my bell and I'll just have, you know what? I got a paper clip. So if you see me do that, I'll That's not a paper clip. That's a bulldozer. That's the same. That's a binder. If I do that, Brad, I need you to shake the bell on my behalf for the double entendre effect. You need to get a new bell. I can't f**k. Yes. Yeah. If I get you a new bell, Keith, will you use it despite the fact that it might look funny?

know. How can a bell look funny? What does a Norwegian bell look like? Norwegian wood. Okay. This is what the Daily Mojo.com is where can find Brad Staggs every weekday morning at 8 AM Eastern. Except Monday. yeah. Monday. What are you doing on Monday? Like you're do like a best. No, cuz I got no instead of

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Wasn't going to do anything on Monday, but I'm going to be on WBAP on Monday from nine to 11 because I'm a sucker. That's a local radio station. Talk radio. Dallas, Texas. Listen to by dozens of people. What time is it? What time are you going to be on over there? Nine till 11 central. Wow. Okay. So I'll tune in. Can I call? Yes. Can I call? Yes. You can both call. my gosh.

Hey, Brad, is this? here's how the call is going to go. Hey, Brad, is this the Brad from at the Mike show.com that I watch you on every Thursday and Friday at central time? Is this that guy? Okay. yes. As a matter of fact, I am on at the Mike every Thursday and Friday. I'm to do mine like this. Brad.

Is this my coworker that is hairy and sticky and is on the atthemikeshow.com every Friday? Sorry, can't keep it Don't encourage the man. like that. Hold on, let me get comfortable. Hold on a second. I'm going to just close my eyes. Okay, no. Don't encourage him, Rebecca. Stop it. Hey. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I know I shouldn't be She's not sorry. I seriously don't know if I am. I know I'm getting old.

And I know I'm losing my sight. This week, I was so grateful to learn what you know you're getting old when the doctor says, quote, you're a candidate for hearing aids. Did he really? did. Women can be doctors too, stop kidding. Yeah. So,

Well, she said that if it's affecting my quality of life and I said, no, it's not at all. As long as I have a volume. it's not a perusing or quality of life. At least that's what I heard when I went to my nephew's birthday party and everybody was no, it wasn't. It was May 17th, National Day. Anyway, we were talking to grandparents and parents and how happy they were the men that they had hearing aids, because when the wife started, they just turned it off. So so that's a universal feeling.

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Yes. The I don't know if it's because I'm in radio and I've had loud sounds funneled into my ears for decades now, but it sucks, man. It sucks. What? No, go ahead. I'm just going to ask Rebecca what Sweden because I heard you say national. Yeah, what is national day? We do national day in Norway. Well, but Sweden has one, too. Yeah, but we.

whatever. is it? Hold on. Time out, time out, time out. Georgia boy here who acts that way with anyone from Alabama in Nebraska. It's, you're from Iowa. I love this. Norway's like, Oh, Sweden, whatever. It's not, it's not Sweden anymore. It's Sweden's stone, but let's move on from that constitution day. May 17th. So that is the constitution day. That's when we all dress up in our boon nods.

and we carry flags everywhere and we're happy and eat ice cream and celebrate children and have children's games. Some people are very drunk in the middle of the day because of too much champagne for breakfast. And then there's a carnival and then everybody's just super happy. And parade. You dress up in your boonogs? Yeah, I expecting you to Google that for us. What's a boonog? I don't know. need you to Google that. clothing. Unfortunately, I could not get into mine this year because I'm very pregnant and I couldn't close it. So

But I'll find it for you. actually did post. Like B-O-O-N-O-G, Boonog. B-U-N-A-D, Boonog. I think she just changed the pronunciation on the fly for us there. Boonog. It's an umbrella term. Boonog.

You know, yesterday, while you all look for that, don't mind me. If you see me, if you see me chewing on this bagel today, I brought it up here 24 hours ago for our live stream. But all the technical stuff, I forgot to eat it. And now it's like. So I sent you one of my ex-poses in the private chat, Keith. So you can look at it and see what Constitution Day in Norway is all about. There's no military parades or anything like that. It is just a celebration when we call it Children's Day, basically.

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huh. And I think I found a picture of a boon odd too. Yeah, you probably did. There's a lot of different. They have different areas. Family show, What do you, this begs the question, what does one worry under a boon odd? Nothing. I'm coming to Norway. Here we go. okay.

I saw that's a boon odd. Yeah, and that's a boon odd and a lot of people wearing boon odds here as you can see. That's a boon odd. Yeah, that's a boy. That's a boon odd. Not not that that's my cowboy boots. Dry as a new fetish. Wow. Now if it has to do with your feet, I really don't want that's me being fat not fitting in my boon odd. That's a boon odd. Yeah. Okay, gotcha. But they're different, right? So they come from different areas. So mines from the from one of the parts in the north. So they have

different districts have different colors and different road re and different. They look different. So it's kind of a signal where you're from or where your family's from. See the one I found Keith. It's like it's all frilly and stuff. Where are you? Okay. There is that. Is that a boon odd? Yes. That is a boon odd. Yes. Nothing underneath there, huh? That's all you're thinking about. my gosh. Have you met? my goodness.

what I what I started to say earlier is as I'm losing my hearing, huh? I think I'm losing my sight too because every time I sit down here to do a live stream here, it feels like it's getting darker and darker in this room. And now I've had to employ the lantern. You see that? Because it's hard to see over in this dark corner. You do look darker. Is that was it? Don't be racist, too. You do. I didn't say I said darker. OK, so obviously it's OK. So it's not just me.

right, good. I don't know what's going on. pissing me off, though. Rebecca looks all nice, nice and bright. And hang on. Let me move this light. Well, I have like three studio lights shining at me at this time. did that. Yeah. I'm just I'm backlit. So it's yeah. So you're professional. You're sitting in Norway like you're off hanging off the coast there. And that's going to become important here in a second. In fact, look out, Brad, there's a ship.

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right behind you. Hold on. Yes, there is. Hang on a second. Before we go any further, I just want to mention that while Rebecca is jet setting around the globe in the next couple of weeks, we've got Steve Baker, my buddy over at the Blaze. He'll be hanging out with us a week from today. I don't know that he's ever worn a bunate. And then two weeks from now, Brad, well, five times August, you know him, he'll be here.

So they'll keep your seat warm. about that? But be safe with your travels and all that good stuff. And how often are you doing live stuff over there at our Mr. Reagan? Not so much yet. have, however, I have a new I have an interview out that I did. Well, I didn't I was interviewed by I'm sorry if I mispronounce this rare foundation. It's Amy Meeks or Amy Max Foundation. That's out.

now and then tomorrow at 10am region time. I have my interview with Alex Newman coming out and I'm very excited about that because we're talking about Bilderberg group and the UN and how they basically all want to fuck you over. So it's going to be a great one. You don't want to miss that one. Right. That's about right. Time out though. Amy Mack. You're talking about the E K. Yes. She's always

posting stuff of how Dallas is well on its way to following to the Islamofascists, right? Yes. Okay. I reached out to her. hope to have her on this live stream at some point on the Thursday deep dive. I'm sure she would be a great candidate for that. She's absolutely amazing. That woman. Yeah. Yeah. So, she and I had some back and forth and so hopefully it will happen at some point. I guess what I'm getting at, Rebecca is, help you put in a good word for me. but anyway,

Okay, so you pick on that. You picked out really, really fast, Rebecca. That was good. That was good. So hold on before we before you play the video, Brad, yes, get the video ready of the do I even have it ready here? You mean the one that's up? yeah. Hang on. Hang on. Okay. You've got the video before we do the video. I want to put the picture up of holy crap. Rebecca, tell me you're familiar with this happening in your country.

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You know what that is? It's a It's a ship that decided to park itself 28 feet from somebody's house there in Norway. I can see it. And what's really funny about this is like, are you used to this? Yadi, yadi, yadi. Have you did you know that our Navy ran one of our frigates into a tank ship not too long ago?

Like how can you not do the tank ship on the radar norway has a navy? Yeah, they assist us they assist they assist the biden administration at blowing up right My co-worker and a person I really much very much admire alf adi jokobsen. He's a great writer zoom type he wrote,

The King's No, which is a movie. He's written a couple of those, actually, best sellers. He wrote about Nord Stream and that whole thing. that I think that is coming out in English at some point. So I'll just really interesting. Does he speak English? Yes. OK, so Rebecca, I'm going to be very subtle yet again. Put in a good word for me, because that sounds like a show we need to do. He is such a clever man. And he he. Yeah.

It's a really great book about Nord stream and what really happened so wait a minute. Are you suggesting that Norway? Did not wait are you? Anything guys, I'm telling you United States blew up Nord stream. Yeah, you are a conspiracy theorist. You're just some sort of conspiracy nut I thought it was a bunch of drunks in a pub. That's what I heard

It was the Russians themselves. They blew up their own pipeline. Play this video of what happened in Norway and I want to see if we're all thinking the same thing. That's some groovy music. 420, look at that. 26 feet away. Holy crap. The dude slept, the guy that was in the house slept through it. Of course, I don't know why you wouldn't.

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I mean, it didn't hit the house. Pull this audio down so we can talk over it. When did this happen? I haven't I've missed this. my gosh. Do you live? she lives in Sweden. That's the problem. That's right. Yeah, it happened over in Norway. This happened. This happened a country of bully. You know everybody and don't all you Norwegians know everybody? OK, but hold on. Hold on. Hold on.

I want to see if, and I don't know Rebecca, if you know what I'm referring to. I know Brad does. Did you have the same thought when this happened, when you saw this stuff, Let's see, let's see, did anything come to mind? Anything specific Obama related? No. No? I'll answer first, no. How about that Netflix movie?

that's right. What was that called the day the day it ends the end of the world the end of us? I have an admission. I never watched that movie because I just can't stand Obama. just I'm sorry. I just can't watch racist garbage. It was. Yeah, it was the daughter was annoying and in the it would have it could have been a really good movie but the daughter was just insufferable and there was no ending.

I know. just like, okay, we're done. they stop. Have a good day. Right. was. Hold on a second. That leads into a conspiracy theory about that movie. Have you heard that there's something, some frequency on that movie that we're all now brain controlled and like they have mind control over us because there was a frequency in that movie that explains why there's no ending. Brad's like, that explains my behavior over the last two years. I was just, I

That's as good an explanation as anything else. Mm So we're all screwed. But anyway, if you haven't seen it, it's it's not worth it's not worth your time. The end of the world, the end of the world. There it is. There it is. We got there. Um, okay. So I gave, I gave miss Rebecca an assignment before we got started today. Oh crap. I have to go get that. I'm sorry. I've been busy. Okay. This is me coming straight out of the gym.

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Okay, and then I would have to go grocery shopping. I had no time to shower. And then I had to edit my episode for tomorrow. So yeah, right. That's what I'm saying. So and I mean, in your practice explanations, pregnancy brain and it's actually quite difficult to live. So I'm glad that you have the energy to do all that stuff. Still, I'll tell you what, I just dropped you a link in the private chat. It's our frigate.

Helge Ingstad running into the tank ship. Watch that and I'll go get my assignment. Yeah, you got to stop cussing in Swedish. Hang on. starting to get exciting. I'm watching an ad. Can I just say, you know, it's creepy how these devices are listening to us because the ad I just got was about tinnitus, which is the reason I went to the ear doctor to begin with. I mean, come on. Stop, stop. Just stop with the spying on us.

Okay, hang on. Let me try to zoom in. The watch officer of that ship, by the way, was Ukrainian or is Ukrainian. Huh. And he was asleep. This is a long video. I'm not. Thank you for the video, Rebecca. I will not be putting it on the screen. It's like 10 minutes long. Well, you could have just like run the part where you see them coming. Have you have you got any idea how big a frigate is? It's friggin big.

It's freaking big. I've been on one. used to work. I used to fly out to the Navy at least once a month. I've been on them all. You boat frigate. You know, I've been on everything. Be faster with the bell stuff. Okay. All right. So let me see your coins there. Okay. So hang on. What kind of a show is this? What are these? What are these things called? So this. Hold on.

Yeah. See that? Is that a Euro? That's Norwegian penny. This is a 20. Is it 20 cents? 20 Kroners. 20 Kroners. And so what is that in American? What is that worth? That's very difficult. Yeah. That's about what you use. you're making this up. Whatever you say next, you made up. We'll believe it though. It used to be like, well, approximately around $2 basically. Holy crap.

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else you got over there? A croner. Hold on a second. Whoa. How much is a hundred dollars in here? Okay, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. on. on. Hold Hold on. Hold Hold Hold on. on. Hold on. on. on. on. on. on. on. on. on.

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I have some more fun money for you to see. All right. That's fun money like a hole in the middle of it. It's a 50. 50 dollars. 50 Kroner. My bad. It says right there. Hang on a second. 50 Kroner. that that you just are holding up right there is two and a half times the value of the first thing you held up. Yes. OK.

So this is a, well, I think the dollar is like $12 to 100 Kroners right now. Okay, cool. Okay, it says, right, it says a Norwegian, but it's calling it a Kron. What's the difference between a Kron and a Kroner? It's the same. all right, because it says a Norwegian Kroner equals 0.099 United States dollars. Yeah, so. 0.09.

So 10. So I think it was I think it's like 12 Kroner is like one dollar. How do you guys not have a euro over there? Why are you still doing your own deal? Excuse me. I'm clearly oblivious. We're not in the EU. We're a EU colony. We have no say. Yeah, I feel like I just we're not a member. We are not. No, Keith, we Norway is not officially a member of the European Union. However,

We are the best member state in the entire union. We do the most out of all member states without being a member state. Yeah, that's like winning the NFC South and the NFL every year. We're the best of the... Well, never mind. So, okay, the reason I bring this up is because I have a story here that I failed to read ahead of time, but it says something like they're getting rid of the penny. Has anybody seen that?

I don't know that Rebecca even cares. Brad, did you see they're getting rid of the penny or they're gonna stop making it, I guess? Yeah, they placed their last order for the penny. And once these blanks, they bought more blanks. And once these are gone, they're not gonna print it anymore. That makes sense, right? It makes total sense. Why haven't we done it before? Why do we still have nickels? Yes, that makes sense. Well, hold on. Now, I'm not saying get like confiscate them or not.

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Well, they're not going to take them away. I'm not saying go FDR on them. You know, I'm just saying it makes sense, especially if they cost more to manufacture than they're worth. I'm sorry. I'm at the cat. No, I said cat. Yes, you did. I said cat. You said cat. That's fair enough. I'm so proud of you. I think saying cat cat. He's learning new words. I don't know that he the word cat before today. Actually, he usually says pussy if everybody.

I was not gonna say pussy. I wasn't I was thinking cat. Yeah, staring at the cat. That's all I was doing. Just keep big but big cat below the camera, please know he attacked me the other day and he scratched me so hard in one of my butt cheeks that I started bleeding and now it's just like itching all the time.

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I'm Oh my god. Now, I'm crying. I'm leaving. I might. Can you see that? Cuz

can't see it very well. Oh, I can see your fortune. You're going to live a very very long life. Nice. I hope not. uh you can't. There's no way can show it to you. it because Doc Kitty got me right there. Just I mean that hurt. It is so painful when they they break the skin. Those those claws are sharp. You know, you Gert uh Gert was the greatest uh kitty cat uh and and one time I was putting her uh I was trying to

lift her over this like chicken wire thing, I don't know. And it was so out of character when I was lowering her down, she like reached back and bit my hand and it hurt for years, Yeah, like when I would turn a certain way. What had happened was her back claw had gotten hung up in the chicken wire and she had no other recourse but to be like, dear God, I must bite you to get free. but I mean, that was out of character.

I snuck up on Doc Kitty. He was laying on the couch. He was asleep. I put my face down on him because I do that all the time. And don't ever scare a sleeping cat. Oh, oh, no. You're lucky your face isn't. Yes, I am. Boy, yes. And he was I have to tell you, like, I'm very I'm happy that my cat is not the size of a tiger or a mountain lion for that matter. Are you kidding? He's huge as it is. So wait a minute.

What's going to happen when the baby comes around? He's going to look after the baby, of course. Don't leave the room. I mean, I'm kind of nervous, but I've seen so many other people that it had gone so well with. You can see his butt right now, can't you? Because that's where his tail is. His butt's right there. Don't leave that baby alone. That cat's not a babysitter. Cats will go up. Well, they get a bad rap. I don't think they're trying to kill the kids, but they go up and sleep in the baby's face.

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Yeah, he's been late. He's been, you know, sleeping in the in the pram for a while now. In the house of you, for those of you in America, that's a baby stroller. he's going to be pissed when he sees somebody else and he thinks it's his careful. Better be careful. Cats can't be trusted. they can. Although I do have the book that how how to know if you're cats plotting to kill you. Look, OK.

It's a funny one. Did you guys celebrate? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hang on. Uh I want to know how the cat, how do you, what, what look is it that it gives you when you know it's plotting to kill you? Yeah, what is that? That one right there? That look? No, it's this one right here. It's this one right here. It's this right there. That's the look. No, they didn't know because that looks too obvious. It's too obvious. Oh, I'm that I think they just narrow their eyes. It's this one. No, it's this one here. It's this one, right? No.

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that's not it either. I'll be damned. I love the fact that he's so happy every time I wake up in the morning every morning. He's so excited that I'm awake and he runs out to the living room and he sits with his toy and he looks at me like this. Yeah. Like this. on. Does he does he not wake you up? He yeah he does. Yeah. Does he fetch? Yes, he does. So does Doc Kitty. The weirdest thing. So I've also taught him to

he'll well shoot where is he but he will I make him stand up on his hind feet and touch one hand and then he has to do something different on the other hand to get the treat and he hates it which is why I love it of course they hate it he can sit I can make him sit for a treat but that's how far does that go but he does play fetch with hair ties and he has these little sticks that you can pull together and they fly so yeah

I feel like cats are getting smarter. Like they're fetching cats have always been smart. They're starting to fetch more. They feel like there's pressure to, to, know, it's different, different, qualities with different races, races, breeds. Here we go. Yes. Breeds. So Russian blues. They, are well known for fetch playing fetch. wow. Yeah. He's a Russian blue. Yes.

We've got to ask her about the stinky fish at some point. no, do you guys do the stinky fish thing over there? You know what we're talking about? No. Yeah, you do. OK, we have this challenge. We had a video yesterday. It was completely not like the Thursday deep dive, but we played. We did a deep dive into what is it called like the stinky fish dare? Is that what it's called? It's called Sir strumming. So it's like we're not going to do this whole thing again, but we want to be.

It's a norwegian like it's a viking thing right? I guess they used to eat this kind of fish And then you try to see how long you can go without vomiting Right. What kind of fish is that in the cancer strumming? Yes, you are sir strong, excuse me, sir. Strumming what he said, right not not familiar. No What? And you call yourself That's like a swedish thing. Oh no

Speaker 3 (46:35.342)
busted bro. It's all the same. do rock, this can you know all that stuff. love it when you talk dirty. We have weird fish dishes, like delicacies, like stuff that would normally kill you if it's not the right bacteria. That stuff. No, no, don't. But you so you've not heard of the surstromming.

I have heard of it, but I've never seen it or smelled it or tasted it. I don't think is. I got because you just have to see when they because as soon as.

Speaker 1 (47:24.734)
I'll tell you something other funny and I'm sorry I'm about to say this. I'm very sorry guys. We have a really stinky cheese and it's called kultost. And when you say it like that you can translate it into fucked cheese. I just said fucked cheese. Yeah, not fucked cheese. I want to be clear. I didn't say fucked.

cheese. Yeah. Did I say fuck to cheese? Keith? Mm hmm. Pulto. Cute cute cute dust. I don't know. I just have a dog sitting off camera and giving me the sad eyes. I'm trying to figure out how I should give him a piece of this nasty, crusty bagel. You should. Uh Pulto is actually really stinky and then you have gamelost which is even more stinkier and it's a good boy. Wait a minute. Hold on a second. You said you you pronounced it differently the first time. Pulto.

Okay, I have an update I have two dogs giving me the sad faces There you go, give him some pure toast Here now y'all run along and and to pull toast That is not fucked cheese. Okay

Hey, did y'all know that yesterday was Bitcoin pizza day? What? in pizza day. That was the day in history where that guy gave up, how many, how many Bitcoin did he, did he have to? No, he bought no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, it was holy out, time out. found it. It's two pizzas. got with 10,000 Bitcoin. Yes. my God. You know what I saw?

Speaker 3 (49:24.876)
And I don't know what's wrong with people in Houston, but maybe you guys do everything. I've lived there. It's such a hell on earth. It's the worst place in Texas and the United States of America. And that's coming from someone who's lived in New Jersey. OK, well, shake was it called Shaken Shack Stakes, Stake and Shake. No, Shake Shack, Shake Shack has now finally there's a fast food joint that actually uses beef tallow to make fries, right?

And I was looking this up and I was like, maybe they have one in Houston. have one. One. You know how many they have in Dallas? hold on. I don't know that there are any here. There's like, no, she means you're talking about, not steak shack. You mean like burgers and fries. Yeah, I know what you're talking about. And that's not who went to beef town. No, you're right. It's not.

It's a it's in and out burger that did that. No. OK, maybe they both did. So in and out burger is the best. Well, I don't really like it. It's steak and It's steak and shake. We don't have any. We don't have any shake shacks, but we do have a bunch of steak and shake. OK, steak and shake. I'm sorry. I'm confused. Anyway, they have one. you're pregnant like 15 in Dallas. And yes, I am pregnant and that makes you stupid. So now I'm stupid. I'm sorry. Let me. now on, those lines out there. Not you, because it may get so much more fun when I do it.

But not as stupid as the guy who who apparently thought that two pizzas were worth uh, 1.1 billion dollars That better have been a yummy pizza, but they were worth 41 at the time in 2010 you and your details Okay. Well actually that was that was yesterday, wasn't it yesterday? Yeah, so I guess you're supposed to buy pizza with bitcoin or something by the way the uh

official Bitcoin update is right there. Do I need to put it on the screen? Well, if you want to, because you can see all the crypto. yeah. Okay. What are we at right now? It's a visual element. If you want to use it, you don't have to. Well, I just ask as a courtesy to make sure your donkey porn doesn't pop up on the screen, bro. my God. That's that's on this other computer. Don't ever watch. Donkeys are important, Keith. Don't don't don't watch donkey porn. That's disgusting.

Speaker 3 (51:50.296)
Wow. Everybody's a judge. I love how she gets hung up on this throw. You know how much I love little donkeys. How cute they are. I don't want to know. I don't want to not enough to have sex with them. That's for sure. What kind of weird person does that? Tell me you're not into feet. Please tell me. good. Okay. Then we can be, Bitcoin one eight.

Speaker 3 (52:32.046)
Should we? No. Okay. I'm going to hang on to that story. I'm going to. have to do with feet or donkeys? Yes. Both. Wow. I got a lot of stories here that I don't know that we're going to get to as I gauge the trajectory of today's show. so, uh mister. What'd you say? Oh, no. I was looking at Toby. He says, Brad, do you have to stretch out before the stinky fish thing?

Speaker 3 (53:01.986)
Hold on. Sometimes I'm dumb. What is that? I know. I just spit my tea across the room says Lady Cougar. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm trying to figure out where to go here. Maybe I should move that story as well. We'll get back to these. I forgot to load the end of video. Cougar lives in Baytown. I've been, I think to Baytown Blueprint. Boy, driving on I-10 in Baytown. You're asking for...

you're risking your life there. At least, at least when I was there. there's a lot of areas I like. You live in Norway though. just saying. Okay. Brad, have, you brought a story to the table here about low cost airlines. Apparently we're to get some standing room only seats. cannot be, that can't be real. Really? Can it? It's in a daily mail. That's a

totally believable publication. I gotta figure out where I put it. Where did I stick it?

Speaker 3 (54:06.934)
Yeah. Um where where did I put it? Where is it? Oh, there it is. Um I got it right here if you want me to read it. No, no, the uh well, got because I got the picture. You can read. I'll find the picture and then I'll the picture up over there because okay, close that tab. will offend Rebecca. That one that you've got open right now. It's a donkey. Okay. we go. Oops. Hang on. Can you? Hold on. That's us. There we go. That's it. Okay. Can you zoom that in

I mean, there's not a lot of people out there. the is that? That's a future of air travel. ever heard of the wedge? Oh gosh, that looks not fun. What do you mean that's the future of air travel? It's a medieval torture device. Are we flying across oceans with this? Hope not. This cannot be real. No, that can't be real. Supposedly they're going to be, these are going to be, because it can fit more people.

Bye!

Speaker 3 (55:02.538)
into an airplane if they use these seats. No, no, no, no, no. There's way too many people in the airplane to begin with. Can we start in the other direction by reducing and making more space for people? They can't. They aren't. They won't make any money. That's what they say. That's what they say. That's bullshit. And we all know it. OK, so so here here's my question. I recently purchased a ticket. And when I mean recently, I meant within the last week.

I purchased a ticket that was posted on the website for $89. So of course I click on it and then everybody knows the drill. You know, do you want to pay for luggage? Do you want to do this? Do you want to pay for that? But it made me pay for a seat. In other words, there was no way to travel for $89. The cheapest seat you could purchase was 11 bucks. So it should have said a hundred dollars.

the seat. I mean that is dishonest right there. Wait, hold on. What? You paid 89 bucks for what? For a ticket. For a plane ticket. So the okay but but you couldn't sit down for that price. Well you couldn't get on the plane. I mean you couldn't get to the next screen without clicking on a seat. You see what I'm saying? So in other words it should have said 100 bucks. then and then there should have been some free seats. I mean that's that's dishonest. It should have said 100 bucks.

So that's that right there, but that right there that you're showing is going to be the future for the $89 seat. Yeah. And your scrotum is going to hurt. Yeah. Cause that is a scrotum crusher right there. Especially if you hit some, uh, Rebecca, do you know what a scrotum is? Oh my gosh. She's pregnant. I'm probably thinking. We don't know how she got your balls. Isn't it? Thank you. I'm just making sure we're all adults here.

And so yeah, that seat right there looks it would it would kick you right in the scrotum. yeah. If you hit a real nasty pocket of turbulence up there, you're going to hear a lot of uncomfortable dudes and some women. you're not you're not going to he's never going to be a father. Right. And and the and the the women with balls, they're never going to be.

Speaker 3 (57:24.622)
There are no women with balls. are men on now. It's 2025. Some women have balls. Oh my goodness. Hear the hate. And men can get pregnant. don't know what is wrong with you. They can. she's in Norway. They're behind us. See? They'll get there. They'll get there. Hang on because- Uh-oh. Oh, no, no, no. You guys hang on.

Because there was a story in Norwegian media Norwegian state media just a couple of days ago about this non binary person from Texas that was fleeing to Norway because the United States is so dangerous for trans and non binary people that they have to flee to Europe, right? it came to Norway, came to Norway and

you know, was gonna try their luck. You know what happened? wait, hold on. Is this the same person that when I went out to get the mail just last week, I saw somebody getting their ass kicked because they were like they were trans and my neighbor was like, you son of a bitch, you're not gonna get away with that here. Because you're right. It's rampant here. You can't even walk down the street and be trans in the United States of America. Right. Brown and trans and like what?

the hell? What are you gonna do? It's dangerous because Trump is president. That's what he said. This is Manga country. Yeah. Yeah. What happened? So, okay, so this trans dude showed up in Norway. Is that right? Yeah. She showed up in Norway and imagine that it would be number one safer and number two easier to be here. And I hear everybody complaining, you know, about

Oh, Trump is deporting illegals. Trump is deporting criminal gang members back to Venezuela. Boo hoo. Let's try to save them. And over here, if you come over from Texas, we don't care what color you are. You're from Texas. You're not going to get any help around here. Waited for four months. Damn, you're going to wait another other 15 and you're not allowed to work.

Speaker 3 (59:40.398)
nice. So there's some restrictions on being. there's no, Norway. If you're not Muslim and from the Middle East, you're not getting anywhere in this country. I'm telling you, it doesn't matter if you castrated yourself or if you think you're a he while you're a she or whatever you do. Not important. We don't care about that. But what's really funny, let me find it, because it is actually really hilarious. here she is.

no. Hold on. Hold on. Let's just clarify here a few things. In Texas, we don't care what you are. We just want you to leave us to hell alone. And before you show us this picture, though, Rebecca. I'm not showing you a picture. I'm going to tell you this. OK. OK. Before you do, can you please establish, is this a dude that is pretending to be a chick? This is a female pretending not to have a gender, basically.

Okay, so it's a chick. Yeah, that wants us to call her a ma'am. You ma'am. I'll send you the link because I did take down a part of the video. That's the part that showed the boobs. Yeah, we're not interested in it. We're not gonna we don't want to see her boobs. I'll be the judge of that. this is this is what what's this is what's funny.

An FBI report for 2023 recorded 2,402 cases of hate crimes against LGBT individuals in the United States up from 1947, the year before. With a population around 350 million, the amounts to 6.86 incidents per million inhabitants. Keep that in mind. 6.86. I'm not good at math. By comparison, Norway,

which has a population of 5.3 million. Okay. Reported a total of 461 hate crimes against gays and transgender people. How many were committed by Muslims? The result, this results in a rate of 87 per million, more than 12 times higher than the United States. Yeah. Cause we don't care. Just leave us alone.

Speaker 3 (01:02:00.59)
But that's always amazing because you're right, Rebecca. Everybody says I'm going to leave this. I'm leaving America because Trump is going to he's going to everybody who's trans is going to die because Trump is president. Well, in Texas, it's like one point something per million. And in Norway, it's what did I say? Eighty six. Yeah. So good luck. And this is really funny because this person's name is like

PB or something and it translates to carpet. So it's just funny. Does the carpet match the drake? there any carpet? So I had to look this up. This is this is this is your this is your flag there, right? This is your that's our flag. Yeah, that's correct. That you just reminded me when you said people off center from America. It's a cross. It's off center. Don't we worship Jesus or at least we used to.

Yeah, but looks like it leans left. That's appropriate. no, it leans. Yeah, it leans. Anyway, my point is I had to look this up because we had a neighbor, a young couple in South Carolina when we lived in Charleston and they had that flag flying in their backyard or what have you. And they decided to move to Norway because they wanted, you know, better quality of life.

They wanted cleaner air. They wanted less crime. They wanted a cradle to the grave type stuff, taking care of the government. Anyway, they stayed there a year and a half, maybe tops. And then the guy, he reached back out after they came back and was like, yeah, that was a mistake. That was, I mean, no offense, Rebecca, but they, they went from South Carolina to Norway and said, yeah.

We're never leaving the United States again. I think he said even travel. It's so funny. Ouch. Well, you're over here and the air is fresher, OK. You realize that you're being taxed to death and what you get in return for being taxed to death is pretty much nothing. Yeah, but you get pretty flowers and fjords and whatnot behind Brad there. Like three months out of the year. Three months. It's like gray and cold and snowy. It's like Tennessee.

Speaker 1 (01:04:24.408)
Thank you.

It's really pretty and then you get the gray season. And it sucks. Yeah, it really does. What was that picture you had up there that we never understood what the hell it was? video. It's the video of. well, it's like in another language and stuff. Look at that. can you can play it. OK, hang on. It's little play, but it looks like a sideways diamond pyramid thing. No, no, you're you've zoomed in too much. think there you go. Looks at me and it's like too brown, too gay.

you

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So wait a minute, was that a chick? Yes. Pretending to be a dude. Need to get a flowby. And then she talks about how horrible the U.S. is and how beautiful Ireland is and then she can't say thank you, Jessica. I see everybody over here who's all pissed off wanting to move to Ireland like it's God's gift to the world.

Speaker 3 (01:05:47.086)
Okay, good luck in Ireland where you know immigrants sleep in your child's school and you can't go outside at night or they they take I think I learned from you that they take houses in Ireland. Well, yeah, that was like, yeah, look, we got some immigrants here. Really? We need your house for them. So move out. Yes. But before you go because you brought up the chick that was the dude thing. Anyway, take a look. Just roll. Grab this thing. He because I want

Grab this thing. Yeah. When the defense tries to force me to my weak side. I mean, those are right. Those are pretty all right. When defense tries to force me to my weak side. mean, come on. Those are pretty nice. That's a that's a woman pretending to be a man, right? That's what I thought. That's sort of pear shaped body. I was like, right. Boobs. Because

I mean, look, if you don't look at the head and you... That's a nice set right there. It is. I mean, we're all adults here and there's nothing wrong with admiring the physique of another human being, but that's a guy and he's not trans, he's not binary, he's not whatever. He's a soccer player. Because I wouldn't looked it up because there...

feel you do five. It what what did he say? What in the fresh hell did I just we don't know bro. We don't know but he got this guy. This guy got gained a lot of weight because his parents the story is pretty amazing. His parents got cancer. They had to for something they had to lose the weight whatever. don't give us a reason to sympathize here.

But that's the thing every when I went there because a lot of other people did too because everybody's saying dude, yeah You're have you ever heard chat music? Chat music chat music. It's a it's a I think it's a tik-tok Account that does that puts all of the comments under the video into music. and Let me see if I can find it because the one on this one is

Speaker 3 (01:08:09.194)
it's well you look for that I just want you for yourself yeah I want I want to point out that that I have two freshly constructed this morning little shelves here that I'm so proud of you can't see them so I have a picture I constructed these all on my own and Brad being a handyman please clap because it took all of 10 minutes

to just screw these little pole, my gosh, what am I saying? good. I screwed the poles into the wood. And it didn't take long at all. And I'm so proud of myself. No tools required. That's my kind of furniture. And I'm so happy to have access to something here right within reach. And I just wanted to take a moment and... That's very good. That's about as good. And I fixed my lawnmower. This has been...

This has been a historic week for me. Continue. All right. Well, OK, so this isn't the one about Neil Kennedy. This is a different chat music. But you'll get the idea of what they do. They take. Oh, no. OK, I didn't know I had a name. I know this chick video. I will put it up there. there are. There is one of these that isn't a riot. Oh, gosh. Here we go. Let's make something.

not Italian.

You know she can make it disappear Rulé a job but she can whisper in her own ear Takes her seven business days to brush her teeth While 3 the movie, we found your new lead Her boy-

Speaker 3 (01:09:53.166)
I close by it's self-ventile insurance denied. She eats salad with a pitchfork after dating the guy. She can taste some carl's dinner. She speaks for everyone.

She speaks in iMac She can sing two songs at once about life She can sing in three teams She can eat a banana horizontally Why did she overline when her mouth was already half her face? A dentist's dream She can eat a cucumber sideways What's on lipstick with the paint bowl where I can see the back of your face? She can deep roll to the-

Speaker 3 (01:10:51.471)
Oh my god, that is so bad! That is so good. I love those, man. I didn't know they had a name. Yeah, it's- I've seen a couple from Tinder or whatever, it's really funny. Is that real?

Yeah. Is her face real? Yeah, I'm afraid so. I'm afraid so. You'd have to know that your face looks like a cartoon when you do this, right? Because you know you're going to catch it. People aren't self-aware anymore, They can't be that unaware. People are so into themselves that rarely people have room for other people. See that stack. in the narcissistic time of humanity. Do you know who Zahi Hawass is?

No,

I can't believe what a huge narcissist he was. You saw it Keith, didn't you? Part of it. I haven't had a chance to watch it yet, sorry. Oh, it's, what is wrong with you people? Why don't you ever- I know, I deal with enough narcissists in my day-to-day life, Brad. Like I actually went ahead and ordered a new book because I'm so tired of dealing with these people. It's called Completely Psycho. It's gonna teach me how to get rid of these smart- You can get rid of them. Of course you can. I've gotten rid of them before.

I'm still here. I'm not talking about you, That was kind of a but it's I I, they're everywhere. They're they are everywhere. They are really everywhere. And I think they're when they say that 2 % or whatever of men are psychopaths. I think that they need to adjust that number for the time that we're living in where we're actually our culture is worshiping psychopaths and narcissists.

Speaker 3 (01:13:02.53)
Boy, is true. Hang on. Hang on. Hang on. What percentage of women are nurses? They say less, but I don't think that's true. It's just that women are usually covert narcissists. we are what? It was hiding. it's a women are covert. Yeah, so they're more difficult to discover. It takes longer time. And you know, because you know, I know men that have been involved with women like that, and they get

ruined deep down in their souls. So, you know, yeah, think female psychopaths are in some ways worse than male psychopaths. because they have the boobs and all the other stuff too. yeah, they got all those toys. I they got the toy. They've got all the good toys. They've got half the money. mean, they're already way ahead of the game. It really is. It's a shame.

I have a coworker that tells me this all the time. like you women have no idea how fortunate you are with boobs. Like you could do anything. You could lead the entire world. You could be king of the world if you just knew how to use them. I don't know what he's talking I'm not going to ask you if you know how to use yours because I'd start to kind of But just saying like, that true? Could a woman just like rule the entire world with her boobs? It's probably happened.

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Speaker 3 (01:14:27.286)
I mean, no, mean, go back in time. Well, it's probably still happening. But yes, I mean, through a man, because if the man would be the figurehead and she, I mean, look at people in history like Cleopatra. I mean, is that why men are like, she's a whore whenever, you know, some boob are showing because they know that if they don't shame her, then she will take over the world with her. It's jealousy. Pretty much it's like if there was an attractive female.

president and uh and she needed a vote in congress right and you know uh a quick flash of the boobs might might get a few fence sitters to sign on to that bill. I mean, Jeffy apologizes Kamala almost did it. I disagree. Kamala is ugly. Okay. Okay. But when she was younger, I'm gonna push back. I don't think she's that ugly. I think it's ugly and her laugh is well. Yes.

knives in my ears and also she's stupid. the pie hole opens, don't think you know who she was and all you saw was her face and you did you'd never heard her. You'd never you weren't aware of her. would not. I don't think that it was her boobs that helped her climb the ladder. I think the fact that she was a vacuum salesman but it's I heard that is really good on her knees. What what? Yes exactly just that picture right there. yeah.

you just put that back up and that's what I mean. There's something right there that. Oh gosh. I can't even whisper in her own ear. That's so fun. Kamala Harris. we have that as a regular? Can we have one of those each episode where we get the, what do call it? Chat songs? It's called, it's the, the account is chat music. music. That is absolutely hilarious. Oh, they're, they're hysterical.

So I'm just curious, Rebecca. you guys have- No, I'm not bicurious. It's okay, it's a safe space. I realize that you want me to be bicurious, but I am not. So do you guys have anything over there- about that? In Norway, equivalent to a Waffle House over here? Have you ever eaten at a Waffle House when you've been over here, Rebecca? I have not, actually. You're missing it. Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:16:51.982)
I don't think I was so hungry. I had spent, uh, you know, pretty much a week in hospital, not, not for myself, but for, for someone that I care about. And I was driving home in the middle. I wasn't actually driving. My friend was driving and we drove by. What color was the car? That I don't remember. The hardware store was red and I thought it was a Waffle House and she still laughs about it. Okay. So it was like ACE hardware.

I don't know. It's the place for the helpful hardware. I was so hungry that hardware translated into Waffle House. I don't know how I did it, but I know I've never eaten that one. Okay, well, when you're over here again, you have to go to the nearest Waffle House. Are we going to get to, are we going to be able to, are you coming up to Dallas at all? Maybe. If you do, I'll let you know. get, one of us will buy you a Waffle House. Not the whole store. will buy you.

Keith as Keith has a job he'll buy. So I was pointing out to the manager, because you know, I do this because there's an 85 year old curmudgeon living inside of me. And and there's a little what's his name thing. There's a thing here and it says due to the nationwide rise in cost of eggs, a temporary 50 cent per egg surcharge. I mean, it's been on here for months and I've seen it and blah, blah. But

the other day, I said, you know what? When is this going away? And she said, well, never. She said in a couple of weeks, we're to get new menus. So if you want to take that, because I said, I said, then you can sell these on eBay. It's like I would like one of these. I wouldn't sell it on eBay though. I'd hang it up. So she said, why don't you just take it with you, young man? You are the weirdest hoarder I have ever met. That is kind of a weird thing to hoard. What are you talking about? This thing is awesome.

It's a menu. Okay, it's laminated. The only type of menu I would actually hoard is the one that says my girlfriend is not hungry and like extra fries or whatever. Those are funny. But other than that, no. This right here, you guys can laugh right now, but it's going to be history. It's going to be history because one day when you're sitting at the waffle house, you're going, damn, when did they jack up the price of this food? Then you come home and you compare that menu.

Speaker 3 (01:19:18.83)
10, 20 years from now with this. They're like, oh, remember those good times in 2025? You don't get those days back. Okay, waffle king. I'll take your word for it. You know what? I don't, I don't even know that I've ever had a waffle at Waffle House. How weird is that? We have Norwegian waffles and they're nothing like American waffles. What are they made out of? Wood. And it's funny because somebody had a, it's a specific area called Moss and they

they eat hot dogs with waffles.

Speaker 3 (01:19:56.59)
There's nothing wrong with that. I mean, it's like having sausage and pancakes. I know. Yeah, the same thing.

We did a whole, cause Ron, Ron Phillips, who's the, on air producer for the daily mojo. And he had never been to a waffle house. And so we all went and we did a video on it and he had never, he neither he nor Misty had had waffle house. And, but we took him before it gets, cause there's something you need to know about waffle house after midnight. It changes.

is not the same restaurant. It's not the same restaurant as it. Oh, don't do not Google blue waffles. Oh, my God. Rebecca, I don't know what that is. I sent you a link in the private chat. You can look at hot dogs and waffles. Oh, gosh. Don't just don't Google blue waffles. What's with the don't don't do it. Now she's going to do it. You can think about it. Hang on. Hang on. Hang on. Before we go any further. sent me this link. It's from Norway.

And so this little thing comes up like a book of cookies thing do I want to hit a go to a or nay Andre Vogue? Night on the vlog. Thank you. Okay. my gosh, then another thing pops up Okay, hang on a second let me just why don't I just share the screen so you can see the insanity over it's a donkey button. What is this?

Hit the X there. There's a look at all this. Oh my God. What is back? Make it stop. Just say, Oh, just press. I don't want to be tracked by some crazy ass Norwegians. Oh my God. a waffle. Okay. Okay. All right. That's ridiculous. That's ridiculous. What is, why is that ridiculous? Oh, that looks good. Yeah. looks, wait a minute. Is that mustard? Yeah. That's fucked up.

Speaker 3 (01:22:02.574)
So, so, so you agree that it's ridiculous. Well, that was it's a little part of Norway that likes I don't know where it came from. I don't eat my waffles like that. I put brown cheese on my waffles. Show us how you eat your waffle. No, no, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait. We have to explore something. can show us how it's but don't stop. the hell is brown cheese? It's the best. It's the Fjordgerbergen.

Speaker 3 (01:22:30.018)
Brunost. Yeah, baby. Give it to me. It's brown cheese. Give it to me,

Okay.

Here's how I eat my waffles. Oh gosh more links hang on oh I could translate this page. That's helpful. Hang on. Hang on. Let me get this back up ring the bell What do we got going on here that's waffles with brown cheese and then you have raspberries and my mouth is watering Hey, that's

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Speaker 3 (01:23:12.366)
That looks good actually. Yeah, that one that one looked really good. So brown cheese is kind of like a sweet cheese It tastes kind of like caramelly either you like it or you don't there's no in between Did you say it tastes like caram? Yeah, kind of like caramel caramel or caramel. Oh, Focus focus How do they make that kind of cheese? Um, actually hold on

I think I made a little thingy about it because my coworker wrote a piece about brown cheese the other day. Because they're making it halal now, which is... no, no. the assimilation. boy. This is what Islam does to countries. Brown cheese can be traced back all the way back to the 15th century in Norway. And the modern version was born in 1863, according to the history books.

It all started with milk made on the whole at soul bro satra is surfer on added cream to the way giving the cheese a brown rich flavor and cream. And firmware consistency. The rest is history until anyway, it's like,

This is the Steph Curry of soccer. Steph Curry of soccer.

you

Speaker 3 (01:24:53.706)
Some people call me the Steph Curry of soccer. Come on, those are nice.

I think I call him this. I'm sending you a video now of other people trying brown cheese. So they call him the Steph Curry of soccer. I call him the Steffi Graff of tennis.

Speaker 3 (01:25:15.086)
I'm looking for that. I'm looking for brown cheese. Hang on. I hate when they when they the videos are automatically muted when you go to them. Stand by. What kind is it? Instagram? The volume is YouTube. Yeah. well, you can. That's that's a setting on your computer. Really? I'm I don't understand this stuff. Tune into cheese talk that Brad will make dirty, says the gear bear. I didn't make it dirty. Hang on. Let's try to get this going.

Would you like the brown cheese and brown cheese? And I think it's supposed to be like, so we, someone said peanut butter. It looks like peanut butter. Wait, are we going to be able to taste this? I don't understand. That does not taste like peanut butter. are we doing? I love these videos. Okay. I'm going to tell you how it tastes. Yeah. All right. I'll put the whole thing. Oh, he edited that Brad. Why? He got a, said, you got to put the whole thing and then he hit.

Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:26:14.838)
I'm not gonna eat those.

you

Speaker 3 (01:26:20.16)
I don't know what it tastes like. This tastes like cheese. Maybe with a hint of like...

caramel.

Cheese vibes from it. Wait, we are trying Told you you knew she was gonna say that though. Did you see that? No, I did not the fact that somebody said peanut butter is kind of upsetting me. Oh, And she's pregnant. It tastes nothing like peanut butter To some people it might know Okay Absolutely not

I'm not taking food recommendations from anyone in their car. That's a good point. I'm not. Yeah, that's why. Cuz it just seems weird. The bear sent a while back a recipe for this. can't remember the name. What? Of the Matilda just squealed. Hang on.

be right back. I gotta go check on a dog, y'all. Okay. do or not do five. what the hell was I just saying? the bear sent the, recipe and what she was in her bed too. It wasn't like she was just standing up. have a nightmare. You know what? my God. My cat had a nightmare the other day. I, I knew that pet and next thing you knew your ass cheek was bleeding. That's what I heard. No.

Speaker 3 (01:27:52.024)
But he woke up like that and he was so scared. He ran into the bedroom and under the bed and didn't come out for a while. was like, what just happened? Okay. So hold on a second. What's going on with the animals? Because your cat freaked out. Tanner had the loudest nightmare of his 13th fort. How old are you, bro? I don't even know anymore of his life. And Matilda just apparently woke up from, I hope it was a nightmare and not her back or something again. But what happened was

she yelps, he starts growling and I'm thinking, what are they doing? They never like fight or whatever. Anyway, he was just responding to her yelping. So I don't know. I hope it was a nightmare. So what's up with the cats and dogs having nightmares? I don't know. They have a rich imagination life, I guess. I don't know. Nailed it, man. Okay. So check this out. Check this out. I don't understand this stuff.

And I'm not going to really get into this store these multiple stories, but how am I keep seeing stuff like this? That's right, ladies and gentlemen, I just uttered the sentence. How am I keep reading stuff like this? How do I see eight point four billion dollar rare earths found in US coal ash could in China's monopoly? OK, that's one story. Sorry, So apparently there's coal ash that has.

rare earths it. a rare earth. What'd you say? It broke up. What's a rare earth? Rare earth minerals. It's not rare. It's everywhere. What's what's a is that like a because there's a rare earth magnets but I don't know what a rare earth is. Rare earth minerals. Oh. Oh so oh That's what goes in your uh smartphone and and electronics stuff like that.

And in heretofore, China has had a kind of a monopoly on that or so it seems. But apparently it's a byproduct of US coal ash, their discovery. 8.4 billion worth. Hang on a second. Geologists uncover 1.5 trillion volcanic white gold in the US that could change everything. I'm so confused. That's great. But you do realize that a lot of this like rare earth stuff is also in Ukraine and Crimea, right? Yes.

Speaker 3 (01:30:15.95)
It's not so rare anymore because it's popping up all over the places. Yeah. They're just trying to make it fancy. What? You remember when they said that, my God, we're going to run out of oil. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And now they're doing that with, with the rare earth stuff. Rebecca. Yes. What is, why do they call gas, and oil fossil fuels? Because it comes from fossils like old dinosaurs and stuff.

No, see that that that's another one that's stuck, but it doesn't really it doesn't have I be lied to all yes and you know how because the like for old people remember the was chevron that had the commercials where it shows the dinosaur in the gas tank there are those commercials yeah but there used to be a gas station with the little dinosaur yeah that was sinclair yes

It was the but it wasn't Sinclair that had that dinosaur gas station commercial. But here's the thing because you brought up rare earth. This let's see where is it? that it? The gear bear knows Rockefeller, man. That guy's there. There that.

for me.

Sinclair was at gas station.

Speaker 3 (01:31:49.868)
That's low. I hear it. I hear it.

Speaker 3 (01:31:59.598)
She said nickel, right? Yes, I heard what you heard.

Speaker 3 (01:32:08.565)
Aw, that chick's bored.

They're all bored. Yeah, what's the deal? It's a dinosaur dancing!

Speaker 3 (01:32:24.546)
But they just, that was a lie to us too. They're not made from dinosaurs. It's organic material. But everybody thinks the same thing. The same reason that we all think that the pyramids were the tombs for pharaohs, which they weren't. Everything's been a lie. We've been lied to about everything. So let's back up here. You brought up where Earth is. Of what you're saying.

And what the Garbar saying about Rockefeller here, yeah, exactly. Rockefeller spun it so that they sound finite, hence supply and demand to charge more. Hang on, don't get too far ahead of me. Same time he took down the Tesla Free Energy Tower in New Jersey. Now, today, I'm Pat Gray Unleashed, my day job. We had a conversation, two hour show devoted to Ashton Forbes in MH370. We'll follow up with him.

And toward the end of that conversation, he mentioned a couple of names that have been the gatekeepers of this incredible technology that can make airplanes vanish from the sky. so coming up on June 5th, so two weeks from yesterday, so 13 days from now, there's gonna be a Thursday deep dive with Ashton Forbes. And I want him specifically

to just name names, give us the names of the people and the companies that are keeping this from us. And this stuff isn't been going on just recent. I mean, like the Garabarra has pointed out, this has been a conspiracy against mankind for what, a century and a half now. it's easily, easily, right? cause they, were drilling for oil back in the 1860s, I think is when

Texas got their first oil well, but you can fact check that for me. But my point is, let's start naming names. Who is keeping this stuff from us? Because there, huh? Even if we know how do you stop them from doing it? I don't know. You shine light and then hope. And then you hope, yeah, you're right. Nothing's going to come out. We all walked around with face diapers on. We all did not.

Speaker 3 (01:34:49.422)
Well, didn't. 99 % of us did. Did you wear the Face diaper, Rebecca? No. Good for you. Yeah, and that's the thing. However, I did send you a link again because you showed me this commercial. I'm going to show you a good one. Uh oh. Is there nudity? There is no nudity, but it's really funny. It's the Stothoil. It was before Stothoil changed her name to Equinor. This is way back in the day.

1999. we were all talking about this commercial back in the day. I can tell you that this was a norwegian. 1999 was back in the day. It's a norwegian commercial. Brad, I was letting it go the first time. And then you're... What? We're going back in the day to the late 90s.

Speaker 1 (01:35:46.638)
So you are

in the car.

Thanks.

You see back in Scandinavia, was a car at the Statoi station. Statoi? Yes, you know, Statoi. You know, Statoi!

Speaker 3 (01:36:07.374)
You lost a scrawl?

Speaker 1 (01:36:16.309)
In Spain first you marry then you start

Speaker 3 (01:36:25.702)
It was really good. It was funny. Come on. That is good. They don't have commercials like that anymore. No, they don't. Damn it. And who doesn't have a daydream about screwing a gas filler neck every now and then? Right, Keith? I mean, I mean, just the other day, what were we talking about doing that? Same thing. That's a different friend of yours. Oh, you know, the dude that likes to do the tailpipes.

I was just about to say, wasn't there a video of a guy doing something? The tailpipe. It's a real thing. Apparently the, the, the mood strikes them, they, I don't understand it, but yeah, and there's a video of a dude doing a tailpipe.

I mean, you think you're weird and then you hold my beer. Why would the college? I never knew that I rub against commercial posters of women in underwear. So I mean, the whole like ruin the car thing is not, you know, the Sears catalog was the best thing that ever came in the mail. Brad. Keith, how do you how do you how do you cope with us?

I don't I don't understand how it was in Brazil too. I've got it. found it. Keith. Hang on. I don't I don't care. yeah you do. I honestly don't care. Yeah. I'm not putting that on the screen. Come on. Don't be a pussy. not doing it. Not you can't really see what he's doing. I don't care. He's back in the day now. the way, I'm looking at the commentary here. That's a nice Volvo. You can't see anything. Is that a Volvo?

They say Volvo's are the best. Come on, do it. Everybody's looking at it. All the cool kids are looking at it. I don't even think it's real. I think it's AI. Hey, what do you guys make of this? Rebecca wants to see it. I don't care. She has a Google. So you can do that on our own time. are we concerned about this volcano? mean, those are sharp edges and rust.

Speaker 3 (01:38:38.018)
Can't you get tetanus? my gosh, and if the car just was running, you're going to burn your wiener.

If you decide to put your dick in a I Mean you knew if I just nudged it a little bit If you put your wiener snitchel in a In the Volkswagen put your banners does on a Volkswagen and guess what happened yes It burns yours your snitchel off your snitchel gets it toasted

Who doesn't like a toasted schnitzel? That's a bumper sticker right there, Keith. You can put that up because that's not moving. That's just Where's all our t-shirts? We need t-shirts. need this. That's a t-shirt right there. Keith, you don't have a hair on your ass if you don't put that up. That is a t-shirt. He didn't even take it to dinner. Wow. Well, you don't know that. That's true. You don't know what they did before that.

Probably went through the drive-through. my goodness, you too. we're doing it in the tailpipe means something totally different guys. I think you're taking it too literally.

Speaker 3 (01:40:01.838)
See, he means. Yeah. Yeah. No, no, no. I'm I'm I'm well aware. have you heard of this underwater volcano off the coast of California? Are we concerned about that? Because I'm reading an article and and when an when an article goes out of its way to tell me there's zero literally, I it poses quote zero risk of any tsunami. That's what I write. You know that this is not

And then it's supposed to, it's going to.

It's gonna blow. Yes, it is. In the very near future, they're saying. that... It's obviously not married. But they say, they say, they say, it's not gonna be like a Mount St. Helens or what have you. It's just gonna be a subtle underwater... So it's... The more an article goes out of its way to tell me everything's gonna be fine, the more I'm very concerned about this...

underwater volcano off the coast of California. Okay. Smegs. All you have to do though is if you if it's a volcano or a nuclear bomb, all you have to do is duck and cover. But I got I got I got a I'm sorry I gotta close all of these tabs that involve waffles and Norwegian. While you're doing that put up so that we can see.

the government wanted you to do and again, this goes back to the facetipers. Hang on a second before you do that. I want to show you this. This is the new version. Are you going to show me yours? Oh my gosh. I'll show you mine. Okay. California, California where they have a lot of earthquakes and stuff. They now have earthquake beds you can buy. Tell me

Speaker 3 (01:42:01.646)
Is this the most ridiculous thing you've seen or is it actually practical? do you think? Oh no!

Speaker 3 (01:42:29.794)
The bottom of the crate contains not only a large amount of food and water, as well as firefighting and medical supplies. With side vents, there's no need to worry about oxygen deprivation. The exterior of the box is covered with a layer of fireproof material. Don't worry if there's a fire outside. It can even send a distress signal to the outside world so that the rescue team can find it at the first time. Meanwhile, there are many styles of earthquake beds to choose from. In addition to the regular box, there are also lifting models, sliding models.

Double doors open models. Even the gullwing doors on cars are fitted with it. So do you think this earthquake bed can save your life in the event of an earthquake? Question, what happens if you have really brutal sex on that thing? Do you get thrown into the coffin? What happens? Did you just call it brutal? Yeah.

As long as it's not involving feet, I'm okay. No. brutal sex. Like very, you describe brutal sex? No, no, no, no. We're good. No followups. I think it's throwing around and you know, like good stuff. Like how, how would that, would you just go like bloop? Like what happens? You're pretty much creating an earthquake basically in the bed. So you have two beds.

You have the sleepy sleep bed and the fun time. sex bed. my gosh. Please welcome to the program, the author of brutal sex. I hate that. This is this is quickly spiraling. Wow. Well, hang on. This is that reminds me of the table saw that stops immediately when you like put your finger in it.

And but then it cost you 50 bucks. Yeah, did you see that? You've got the water bottles and the protein bars or whatever. That's funny. But how much does it cost to reset that thing? Like is there something that gets destroyed? Wisconsin Jackal said she's really the only reason why I'm here. least you're honest. am?

Speaker 3 (01:44:49.632)
I appreciate that. Me too, because it sure as hell isn't to hang out with him. I mean, no, love it. This is Keith is my best friend. Love him. And Wade snacks. That sounds complicated, Toby says. How do you open it back up from the inside, though? Like, OK, I'm safe. OK, I'm safe. like, hey, mom.

Can you get us out and you're naked because if you brutal sex in it before you go in there, you don't have your clothes with you. So when the fire department comes to break your ass out of your bed prison, you're naked as a J-bird. Bed prison. That's an album title right there. It's a bed prison. That's an album title. And for serial killers, that thing is a dream. It's brutal sex in the bed prison.

No, that's hold on. That's track one. The album title is Bed Prison. Track one is brutal sex. For serial killers and rapists, that thing is a dream. You throw her down on there, go, hey, you just wait right there. Can you imagine? my God. And she goes down there and it's like, are all you girls, did you date him too?

I mean, that thing is I can't see anything going wrong with that. Is that even real? my god, Emily didn't survive. How long were you in the bed? boy. Deuce5 says in high school, I was in a band called Brutal Sex. All right, yeah. What about you? Lep, you're late and you missed all. That's all I'm gonna say is you missed it all. Every bit.

Lep, you missed out. Yeah, you did. out. Yeah, that can happen. You know what? You need to schedule your life around us and then it'd be better. I'll tell you that. So have you looked into the story that keeps going around? were young. I was. I was drunk. doesn't count. Mysterious structures discovered beneath the surface of Mars. Have you seen that? my gosh. Are you okay?

Speaker 3 (01:47:09.006)
Is that brutal sex? No, no brutal sex. just need to charge. I just need to plug it in. The charger, that is, because my computer is running. Structures underneath Mars. I haven't seen these. You seen is surprising to me. Well, they're thinking that, you know, it sounds really exciting when you see the story. And then you click on it, and you're like, OK, so there might be.

you know. Yes, wait. I could have said rough but then again, I'm Norwegian and English is not my first language. It turns it into some funny stuff every day. Rough sex is for p***ies. Brutal sex. That's where it really, that's where it's happening. you know what you're gonna do when we're done? You're gonna go to YouTube, Brad. You're gonna type in. I don't wanna know what Brad's gonna type in when we're done. Feet. Holy

What's it called again? Gay is the new straight Steve Hughes if you haven't seen it watch it it is so Funny is the new straight. It's so funny. I swear to God that man makes me laugh every single time I put him on Who's it Steve who Steve Hughes is a comedian? did the political correctness. He's absolutely hilarious, but That sounds funny actually

yeah, I've got it written down. Sorry. Sorry. Yeah, don't even know something about Mars and underground. yeah, stuff under Mars. Wait a minute. Hold on. on. Hold on. Hold on. Let's let's not be too hasty to move off this top.

Let's think about gravity for a second. Interesting. Okay. Moving on. hang on. Yeah. See in the space shuttle or not in space on the space station. Yeah. Every time you see them pour liquids out.

Speaker 3 (01:49:06.59)
It turns into little balls in the air. I'm sorry? Balls of liquid in the air on the space station. Hey, you remember on Total Recall, there's so little oxygen on, and follow me here, just hang on. There's so little oxygen on the planet. Remember they take off their mask and they're like, and then distorts their face. I guess lack of oxygen distorts your face too. Sure. I don't know that I want to play out this conversation now that I'm thinking about it. Michael Hutchins died from

oxygen deprivation. Let's put it that way. So it may not be so brutal on Mars. did. Wait. Okay. Will he die of? You can dry. You can you can die from a lack of oxygen in on planet Earth as well. I'm just going to put that out there. You can. Yeah. Yeah. Somebody can strangle you, Brad. That's a good point. I hadn't thought about that. We're back to serial killers. Yeah. You people.

Hold on, I wanna see if there's any water. Yeah, see, right, this is the perfect, here we go. This is I driving you to drink, Yeah. Here you go, this is the perfect primer right here on liquids in the space station. what, no. It's a guy, what? This is the dude explaining what happens. Drinking water, innit?

Right. So when you when you're up there and I'm going to squirt a bunch of water into this washcloth. Sure you are. Why not? Look at that. Right. just on the tip there. Right. Do see the ball? Yeah, I see it right there. And he's going to. So. That is fascinating, is it not? Look at that stream. OK, so here's a soaking wet washcloth. yeah.

It's like a bounty commercial in space. now let's start ringing it out. no, is he from Canada? It's really wet. Close your eyes and listen. Close your eyes, I'm serious. I don't want to close my eyes, I want see it.

Speaker 3 (01:51:21.294)
That's very cool. Can you imagine the easy cleanup on the space station?

Because it

Look at that. The water's all over my hands. fact, it rings out of the cloth. How do you pee at the race station? Just like that. has to get sucked out. The water. Hey, his buddy's real interested back there. Hey, what's going on? Why is he on his knees behind him? Part of the experiment, Brad. OK, so the experiment worked beautifully. Yeah. The to the question is the water squeezes out of the cloth and then because of the surface tension of the water.

It actually runs along the surface of the cloth and then up into my hand. That's why. I'm sorry. What does that cloth look like?

Speaker 3 (01:52:18.134)
like a washcloth. Up into my hand, almost like you had jello on your hands or gel on your hand and it'll just stay there. Yeah, looks like gel. We got it, bro. his watch is doing some fun stuff. That's cool. Is it? Let's see. What's it? look at that. That's weird. You don't know someone has done it up there. a hundred percent.

And neither one of them were probably didn't need to be good-looking they're like, okay, we've got to do in space Is it possible to become pregnant in space? What happens to the sperm does it travel or does it not? Self-propelled so if it's time out what I'm sorry, I'm curious I'm not I'm not I'm not arguing that

I'm just want to point out that God bless Wes. when the show is done every day, he, he looks for suggested titles that AI suggests for, for the show in space. I can't, I can't wait, Wes, to see what kind of suggestions AI makes for the title of today's show. Can you get pregnant in space? Brutal space sex.

Well, no, because if you think about it, yeah, I mean, I bet you can because what when you're trying to get pregnant and women, you know, after you've the stuff, some you'll pull your legs back and like lay back or whatever. that's not it happens, Hang on a second. the sperm touches the inside of the vagina, it travels, right?

It travels it travels travels quick. That's what happens. Yeah, they're Right up and then it still will happen. Anyway, the white women always why do you always see that in the movies and stuff where they go? I'm gonna lay on my back and hold my legs and lay back like this so that it goes in faster Is that just you'll get pregnant eventually can we can we stop for a second? What?

Speaker 3 (01:54:35.122)
we not adults here? Can we not have discussions about human relations? What I'm gonna say is turning it into a dirty show is I agree that that it's definitely happened in space. But and they weren't married but I'm saying that that the the experiments like the the the visitors log of science experiments that they keep up there. I'm sure don't have no what

But I bet they reported back. Yes. I bet they said, hey, yes. So here's the deal. Absolutely. Yeah. And then somewhere. No, I need. So I'm just going to say that. Why do you your Elon Musk? Can you please tell us if you can get pregnant in space? I know you love kids. You have about 14. You're probably going to have 15, 16, 17, 20. So the next woman that you want to impregnate, can you do it?

in space. See, you're gonna say, it be me? I'm already pregnant. Is that too forward? That's too forward. Yes. I don't think he's not. Elon knows. But think about it this way. If you can't get pregnant in space, look at the comment from the lab. If you can't get pregnant in space, then every other stupid experiment up there is worthless. Yeah.

Right. That's a fair point. Like, yeah, why are you going to try to populate Mars? You can't populate Mars. Yeah, but so that was the number that should have been the number one experiment that was carried out. Yeah. Elon's ready to test that theory. That's for sure. OK, so such a man whore. I'm sorry. You don't have to say man. Or you just say he's a daddy. He's a man whore. Remember daddy man or whores? Gay men are super whores.

It's true. Okay. Are we concerned that the average age of home buyers in 2009, I think I looked this up was this. can't be right. First time home buyers. Oh, no, no, no. Okay. So today, today, today, what is the average age of first time home buyers in the United States? Any guesses? I realize you're in Norway, but you are welcome to guess. 35. Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:56:59.854)
First time homebuyers, okay, so your guess is 35 Brad

Forty-two. Thirty-eight. Split the difference. It's thirty-eight. That's the average age of first time homebuyers. Now, what is the average age of just homebuyers in general in the United States? Any guesses there? What's that? not first time homebuyers, just homebuyers. I don't know. Fifty?

55 56. Really? Now in 2008, before the market, who do we get a prize for these? No, why are we doing it then? Because we're monkeys. Apparently so. So in 2008, the average age of first time home buyers was 30. And what we're having now is a bunch of signs that we're about

to see a market crash just like the April sales dropped to the slowest pace for that month anyway since 2009. The signs are all there. It's 75 % of normal pre pandemic activity. For the fact of talking about sex and my word. Well, but here's the thing about the a market real estate market crash.

We were also told that cats are going to be living with dogs and the entire planet was going to blow up if we reached a national deficit of, I don't know, 12 trillion. We were also told that if we ever shut the plant. mean, everything that we've been told that was going to happen when all of these nasty indicators pop up never happens. Well, I think it's matter of time before the interest rate goes down.

Speaker 3 (01:58:49.634)
to try to balance some of this out because the average home, the median home price, existing home price that was sold in April was $414,000. What? It's crazy. That's insane. But I have a suggestion. You guys have a huge like homelessness problem over there, right? What if you just put out a lot of those bed prisons? Like mouse traps.

Sorry. got another one, Whoa, look at all these snacks down here. I got two of them in this one. Well, I own my own home. I'm very proud of that. Actually, I bought my first home all alone in which man bought it for you. I bought it for me. How difficult is the home buying process and how does it compare? Very difficult.

It's a complicated. There's so many papers. 20 % of the market price you have to have in cash basically. How much? 20 %? To get a loan in Norway. Yeah. Or mortgage. What is the average price of a house in Norway? That really depends. Like how many close to nothing in the middle of nowhere. Let's see. Or average Norway.

house price. Don't forget you gotta convert the Kroner to .0099. The average price for a home in Norway. What's NOK? that Norway Kroners? was 4,873,834 Kroners in April. Almost the same price as Keith was talking about, maybe a little less.

So it's that way across, well, I say across the planet, at least in our both of these countries. It's very different because you know, like we have areas where they're barely people live, right? Oh, yeah. I need to know where those are. Say that again. The places where what people live, the people barely live like there's like we have so much space in this country. haven't.

Speaker 3 (02:01:13.134)
It takes me about the same time to fly from Oslo to visit my grandma up north that it takes me to fly to Rome. We're a long ass country and we're five million people. That sounds like a lot of space, a lot of mountains, a lot of fjords, a lot of land. If you want to live countryside, you can live countryside and never see another human being in your life ever again. Yes, Keith, you can do that because you can order your groceries to your door. Wait, how long does it take to get there? Like then somebody is going to know where I live, damn it.

Yeah. 40 people per square mile in Norway. Okay. I'm going to need to know where the I'm going to tell you, we used to have a show called where nobody thought anybody could live that. Yeah, baby. Hold on. Wait, hold on a second. Hold on. I want you to Texas has a population density of 117 people per square mile. And you see how barren we are.

Norway is 40 per square mile that you really are. Like, yeah, spread. Hey, Rebecca, I'm going to need you to send me the information of these, these very well, they let an American live there. What? Well, they let an American live in these far flung regions of Norway. I mean, you're just going to have to like.

get permission, I guess. And it's difficult when you're not Muslim. So if you go and maybe tan a little bit, Keith, you live in Texas, go get some sun. Your name is Keith Hassan Mohammed. Then. Sure. Okay. Norway is smaller than Texas. We might be smaller than Texas, but we're a long country like we're you're continuing long. That's a good thing. You know, your country looks like a penis if we're being honest.

that's a weird penis. That's what she said. I'm going to lie. Hold on. I'm I'm I'm looking for a picture right now. you know what? No, I'm sorry. It's actually gosh. You're right. Sorry. It's more like yeah, never mind. Hold on a second. I did not have that shape. Yeah, that was not a good shape that you had in mind, Keith. It's not shaped like a penis. If you put in Norway shaped penis, it'll come out like that. Yeah. Wow.

Speaker 3 (02:03:39.15)
how skinny that is along the coast there, huh? Mm Holy crap. Got a hole down there at the end of the bottom? Sure is. No, that's Sweden's problem. Sweden's got that hole down there. If you look at the body of water right there, that looks like a guy's face looking to the left. You can see his mouth and his eye, his nose. See him? And it looks like he has a boner, doesn't it? It does. no. That is weird. He's looking at Russia.

Wait a second, in Norway, a prominent penis-shaped rock formation is called trollpicken. Yeah, trollpicken. Yes, that is true. You have a picture of troll dick, the dick of the troll. Yeah. We have, you know, we have a lot of mountains and we have the tongue of the troll, we have the dick of the troll, we have the ball of the troll. Like, there's just a lot What the hell is wrong with you people? Yeah, what is wrong have a lot of mythology. Trolls is a big part of our, you know, thing.

Have you not seen the movie troll? yeah. Like the mountain stuff is like, actually, right. know, for mid summer when I was a child, at least if I was up north where the midnight sun is, they would tell fairy tales like, you look at that mountain right there. It's summer. So it's the troll had to sleep, you know, like stuff like that. It's very exciting as a child. Yeah. That's the troll dick. Yeah. Maybe that just looks like a rock.

Convince you.

Nobody sit on that. He is sitting on it. Did you not see the big dude sitting right? No, he's climbing it. Never mind. I was trying to find you where that is. What the hell? was that? Like, what did you do? it again. That is good to know. you do is that the name of the town?

Speaker 3 (02:05:34.546)
No, that means where no one thought nobody could live. But it's in dialect. No, Brad and I are trying to do the math here. Where nobody thought nobody could live. That's a double negative. Well, yeah, you know what I'm saying. So they thought somebody thought somebody could live there. Actually. Let's see if I can find some best off here because it's just. Jackal says, that again.

Yeah, we're lost. We're trying to figure out what you said there. Dad, yeah. You say up north in Kennebu Kennebu. I'm going to write it right now. Like I'm going to go find the chat and I'm going to write it in the chat. Do you believe in sprites or hinterfolk? hinterfolk. That's a good word. Rebecca folk. Do you believe in sprites?

Spirits. I thought they were spirits. No, it's sprites. No. Sprites? Can I? Oh, time out. Oh, hold on. Hold on. Sore spot. I gotta address this. Okay. When I was in seventh or ninth, eighth grade, seventh grade, sixth, I don't know. When I was in seventh grade, I sat next to this chick in her room and she didn't believe me that the word sprite was an actual word. She's like, no, it's a soda. It's a

It's like Coke and I'm saying, okay, yes, but it's also some fairy thing or whatever. And the dictionary that was on the shelf in our classroom did not have that word in it. And I was so pissed. And this chick went on to be the valedictorian at Rice University. And to this day, I still haven't been able to vindicate myself with her. Sprite is a word and I knew it in the valedictorian. I'm sorry, valedictorian at my high school went to Rice University. That's my only, that's.

all I got. There's a sprite. Let me see a sprite. Yeah, see right there. That sprite looks pissed. Yeah, that's right. You kick your ass. Yeah, that's for sure. Isn't that more like Irish stuff? Holy crap. What is it? Look at this. What? Engenskåltråd at Nåken, Kunebu. Kunebu. Kunebu. You should learn Norwegian. Oh yeah, I'm all about Engenskåltråd at Nåken, Kunebu. I can barely speak English.

Speaker 2 (02:07:49.496)
There is.

Speaker 3 (02:08:03.118)
So, but yeah, hold on. Hold on. What's what's going on here? Oh, look at that. Huh? Look at that sprites hang out in thunderstorms. Oh, that's right. That's true. think we have a tradition for those. We have trolls are a big part of it. And then we have that. And they said, which is I don't really know how to translate that. It's like little little people.

midgets leprechauns

Short little MFers. The gear bear says sprites are shared mythology from Sweden, Norway and Celtics that appear as fairies or glowing orbs. You can't get away from Sweden. You're joined at the hip with them, whether you like it or not. Right. Hit or hold or more what we'd call elves. Yeah. Elves. Yeah. Elves. Yeah. Okay.

We well, we don't kind of but not really like our mythical creatures are are kind of different. Oh, yeah. Kind of like. Hold on. Hold on, Brad. Yeah. Go find the video of the gnome in South America before we leave here. You've seen the video. I my great grandfather. He would tell me about small on this. Those little ones, the back man, the just the little little gnomes in the in the. Oh, God, I can't remember the word.

for where the cows live. In the past or in the barn or in the barn. Thank you. Happy to help. Is that it? Yes. OK, OK, OK, OK. Hold on a second. Play it. Does it already wind any rewind it all the way to the left there? So these group did. I'm not sure what you mean, Julie. What do you mean? Is Scandinavian the same?

Speaker 3 (02:10:04.812)
Like Scandinavian describes that's the area where all those countries that are long. So Scandinavia is Norway, Sweden and Denmark. And we are Scandinavia. It has nothing to do with Finland or Iceland. Really? Finland doesn't get to hang out in the Scandinavian. Scandinavia is like an ethnicity, is it not? It is. And it's also, you know, a rich history there because Sweden and Denmark used to fight over Norway. Basically, we used to be the little.

Excuse the language, the little bitch. So first Sweden owned us and then Denmark owned us and then Sweden owned us. And then we fought them and had a big war. then in night, in 1814, we got our constitution and that is why we celebrate 17th of May. So we got there. It's a whole circle. Yeah. The Norwegian language is pretty very much the same in the written language as Danish because it stems from Danish.

So I can read Danish really well. I can't understand crap what they're saying. Well, I can now. I practice too fast. Yeah. No, it's the whole like potato in the throat thing. Whoa, whoa, wait, they can fit a potato in their throat. Sounds like that's impressive. OK, so I'm going to eat a cucumber sideways. Rewind the video all the way to the last one. Yeah, yeah, that one. OK, then then pause it when it's done with the letters there. So, yeah, OK.

You're going to see a group of friends in South America. I think this video is like 15, 20 years old at this point. I remember seeing this. looks like it's 110. 110. So I think one of the first like video phones. OK. And so a gnome was caught on tape in Argentina. And so when Lep said gnomes, it made me think of this video. Go ahead and press play because.

Speaker 3 (02:11:58.67)
Just hanging out hanging out. What am I looking at? Just relax.

Can you me? Can you hear me?

Speaker 3 (02:12:11.544)
See you in the future.

What do you have?

Yeah.

Thank you.

Okay.

Speaker 3 (02:12:21.262)
What a deal,

Thank you.

Wait, what is that? What is that? Put your camera over there. What is that?

Is that?

Speaker 1 (02:12:39.47)
They freak out man!

DORMEN

That is exactly what I'm talking about. Look at this. no. And then also we have. Let it play. Let it play.

Speaker 3 (02:13:03.785)
It's creepy as shit, But that is what I'm talking about. The little, the little... No, they ran away. What you talking about? They look like that, right? Up there in Norway. Yeah, exactly. Like that. That looks like the pointy hat and everything. And then we have the beautiful Hudra that has like, she's a beautiful woman, but she also has a tail and her voice is, she's kind of like a, what do call it? Siren. She sings, then she lures men in and then she kills them.

What does she do with that tail though? Sure we'll die, what does that sound much anything with boobs can lure a man in. Okay, so I was looking over the Bullitt County, Kentucky, eighth grade exam before we part ways today. And this is the easy, I'm not saying it's easy. I'm saying this is the easiest one that I've looked here as I've scanned it by far. Again, I'm not saying it's easy. I'm saying it's the easiest damn thing on this quiz. Eighth grade quiz from 1912.

Bullet County, Kentucky. And you're looking for three different parts of the human body, Brad. Name the organs, Brad. Name the organs of circulation. Three parts of the body involved in circulation. Who wants to try first here? Any guesses? Yeah. Heart? Yep. Lymph nodes? Nope. Fuck.

She's taking it hard. mean, it's heart. Okay. This is interesting because capillaries is pretty close. I never think of what one of these answers is, is being an organ, but the heart and all the blood vessels, that's the same organ. It says heart, blood vessels and yeah. See the arteries, the veins. says lungs.

heart, blood vessels, and lungs are the names of the organs of circulation according to the 1912 eighth grade exam in Bullitt County, Kentucky. I don't know, man. Well, where's the filter? Yeah. Is it like kidney? That's what well, maybe they didn't know that in 1912. Maybe this question needs to be updated. Maybe they didn't know that men could get pregnant in 1912 either. And that is very true. That's right. They did not have

Speaker 3 (02:15:29.582)
prison, but either see that's that's did they have brutal sex though? Probably. mean, that's been around since honestly, I find it. I find it so funny now like being pregnant because you know, I get told all this that you can't eat that you can't do that. Oh my god, you go to the gym. Oh my god, you can't do that. Don't move too much. Don't sit too much. Don't blah blah blah blah blah blah. And I'm over here like people used to give birth and go back into the field and right.

They ate whatever they could find on the ground like over here. Did you ever see history of the world? Mel Mel Brooks? No, I it's hysterical and the woman that's funny though. The it's a Catholic woman and her husband and she's staying there. She's pregnant and she's washing the dishes at the and she just dropped. She oh, I feel another one. It falls out right there on the line. Yep, that's another one.

Off to to the lab. you go. Uh you know what? I was about to hold up your handles here and then I realized no, you've you both have them on the screen so you don't even need me uh to so it's a good point. You say? but uh don't forget Brad is uh weekdays at uh 8 AM Eastern over at the Daily Mojo.com. Rebecca does her thing I guess exclusively right here on your uh on your Twitter channel.

your Twitter. Yes. Well, not yeah. Well, I put out everything that I do there. Usually, if I've been interviewed or if I've interviewed someone or if I have something going on. So, tomorrow, 10 AM, Norwegian time. I don't know. That's seven. You're seven. What time is it right now? There? It's eleven one PM. So, seven. So, six hours ahead of of the East Coast. so, 4 AM Eastern, 3 AM Central. Yeah, seven.

The Alex Newman interview will be dropped. There is a Norwegian intro because we have so many Bilderberg creeps in our history. So, you know, it's just a lot, but it's a great interview and you don't want to miss it. When's the baby coming? November. wow. So I will not be streaming that live, by the way. I wasn't. OK. Chicken.

Speaker 3 (02:17:44.166)
be a team player already. Okay, have a great weekend. Have a happy Memorial Day weekend and please on Monday, please remember those that sacrificed everything for the look what we're doing with the freedom that they gave us. We're screwing around on a live. Pissing it away. right, everyone be well. We'll see you Thursday, 3pm Eastern when we talk and I think you're gonna

Come back for that one, right, Brad? We're gonna hang out with Steve Friend because I have so many freaking questions about Cash Patel, Dan Bongino, and the new and improved FBI. This is really starting to bug me. And that's gonna be on Thursday, 3 p.m. Eastern here on X. then- morning. A week from today, Rebecca is not gonna be here. It's gonna be me, Brad, and Steve Baker from The Blaze. And then Brad, you were mentioning there, tomorrow morning you're gonna do the live stream with Jeffy on your-

Yeah, I wasn't good, what you got, you got, I'm contractually obligated and so I have to guilt it into it. 10 AM Eastern, right? Yes. Okay. Cause 9 AM central where I am. So, yeah, I don't, I'm not even sure the East coast exists. Hey, it's all a scam. I love it. Okay. Thanks everybody. I appreciate everybody in the chat. Gabby, thanks for all your help or an Instagram. Please follow along over there at, at the Mike show. And then,

Wes is going to have this posted at 8 PM Eastern on YouTube and at themikeshow.com. Tanner is like, it's after four. I need you down here. So I got to go.