Speaker 1 (00:02.616)
You see this? Why is it that every time, every time now, whenever I try to, I was about to say transition, I don't want to use that word, whenever I try to start the show, it starts with a small picture now. I don't care for that. Anyway, hi, happy Friday! It's, my gosh. it's been a long week. At least from my point of view. I hope you're having a great week.

Hope things are well in your world. Thank you so much for making time here. Let me post that. If you missed yesterday, we had the deep dive with the Barfleet episode, which basically just means a potpourri of topics with one Brad Staggs. See, this is cool. Behind the scenes, I can see Brad is getting in his chair right there. So let me bring you up there. Hey, buddy. I'm not on the clock for another two seconds. my bad, my bad. I'll check in you. One, two.

I what's up, buddy? How are you? Good to be here. It's always a pleasure to be here. I love being here. I'm here. I do this for free. I would do this any time, anywhere. And you you would do this for free. You would. I mean, I'm just saying that because I wouldn't really do it for just being nice. As it's really. Yeah. So you start you next to the bounce because I'm out if I'm bouncing if it's. Yeah. Yeah. Yesterday was fun, though. Huh?

I drag, I drag Brad in here way more than I should ask him to. But yeah, that was, uh, we, covered a lot of topics and, have we gotten the images from Mars yet? Uh, of the, of that comet going by the Atlas, the three I Atlas that's going to, you know, hopefully deliver us to some other plan. art department at NASA is still working on those. I think it's convenient that they said, sorry, uh, government shutdown. We're not going to be able to keep you updated on this thing. Uh, you were going to turn the cameras off when it went by anyway.

So hi Rebecca. Hi. There she is. What time is it in Norway? we're about to. All right, so when we fall back right now, you're seven hours ahead of Dallas and then you'll be eight hours ahead if I don't check my math. In fact, don't check my math.

Speaker 2 (02:04.979)
APM.

Speaker 2 (02:17.193)
I'm in the future. That's what I am.

So how is the rest of the day? Like should we stay home and hide under the covers or is it gonna be okay for us?

It's going to be like every other day. The world's falling apart. You want to hide or you can just ride along with it.

That's right. So we do this live here on X every Thursday and Friday. We hang out at 3 p.m. Eastern and then it will air. You know how air is kind of like live? Technically, it doesn't. Brad, don't you make me come over? Premiere is on YouTube and rumble tonight at 8 o'clock Eastern and then it will post tomorrow morning on all the Spotify, iTunes, all that stuff that I don't know what time West has that scheduled for.

You have a

Speaker 2 (02:49.966)
premiere I think is a

Speaker 1 (03:02.446)
I think 7 a.m. Eastern, something like that. the has a 7 a.m. the morning? That's crazy. It'll be waiting for you when you wake up. At themikeshow.com for all your links. You, of course, can follow at real Brad Staggs. Hold on. Where's my graphic? Hold on. Here's my graphic. There we go. Here's my graphic at real Brad Staggs. The National Art Department and their graphics. Those look great. That's on X. And then Rebecca is at our.

Maybe I should hold yours up a little bit longer because it's just such a long last name there.

Everyone that's wondering is Mr. Reagan is like a man and an egg, which is one word, but we like to say Mr. Reagan because it sounds cool.

That is cool. Is an egg. What did you say about an egg? Is a man and an egg. See Mr. Oh, in. Oh, and both of these are their X handles. When you said when you said egg, I thought about the woman blowing the egg.

sure I want to know what that is? Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:58.958)
Yeah, do. I'm telling you, you didn't see it either. You didn't see the woman with the trick on how to get the hard boiled egg out of the shell. Are you serious? didn't. Hold on. If I can I I didn't even if I say I already know it, does that mean you're not going to present it? You don't have to look. You've got full control of all the buttons. I mean, if you want to

Join?

Speaker 1 (04:28.366)
Here's what's gonna happen. Or prevent. Here's what's gonna happen. Just keep your little video ready of whatever you're talking about. And at some point today, and it probably won't take long, I'll say, Brad, can you look up whatever? And then you can then say, ha ha, not until you play the woman in the egg, or I'm not gonna put what you want on the screen. And all I'm gonna say is you, you, here it is, and you'll want to see it. Okay, here, what do we got? Here we go.

You've got the audio by the way. I don't have two bottles of wine, but I have to show you this. Pause it right there. Pause it. Okay. This is already up to a good start. It really is. I've already had two bottles. She is actually holding up more than two fingers. Okay. Here we go. Two bottles of wine. That's a good start. So I'm trying to make them the bags.

And I hate you shelling.

So.

I've waited a little techie, techie tip about break a bottom of it.

Speaker 1 (05:43.422)
right out. That's cool.

Speaker 2 (05:52.92)
would be proud to keep you.

Speaker 2 (05:59.886)
You can barely stand after two bottles of wine, like-

I'm gonna try that. that works, that's genius. I always thought it was you tap it, let's see, no, you roll it in your hands like this, right? And then you kind of tap it on the edge of the counter. Are we talking about eggs still? Hell, I don't even know, man. I want to play this video for you though, because this is just, thought, see, I thought this video that I was gonna play for you was gonna get the show started off on a nice little- Surprise.

But no, but that actually that broke the ice nicely. this is a holy schnike. This guy, this guy, I don't know how much room is left. is not real. it's not, sir. That is not. it's not.

Speaker 2 (06:49.784)
See now, I'm, I'm, Deja Vu is my first moment of being actually shocked about the fat people of America. Right back to Las Vegas in, I don't know when that was, 10 years ago?

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Speaker 1 (07:06.754)
Yeah, Robert Kennedy was working on that. Give him some time.

No, seriously, they had a bus in Vegas and I was absolutely flabbergasted because it looked that the driver was so big and was in this like little cocoon in the bus. And to me, it looked like he somebody had had to have a crane to put him in there. Like it was just mind blowing. I'm sorry.

I imagine that the driver front tire had a little more air than the rest of them. And you did use the word flabbergasted, which I was interesting. I was impressed. But this guy's on an interstate and he's dragging his foot. When I drag my foot like on a bike or something, you know, I

He can't even get his foot in there!

Speaker 2 (07:50.488)
Excuse me, can we talk about the taxi dressing here? Cause how are you going to fit a car?

That's what I'm saying. I don't know how much room is on the rest of vehicle. Okay, since you're not be real. Okay, wait, Brad, are you Googling your? No, I was was looking for. Actually, I used to work with a guy who years ago who was he was really fat and he when he would lean on the counter in the front of the radio station. Yeah. With the his stomach would touch the ground. Nice. And I mean, he was fat.

And he couldn't tie his, he didn't have any shoelaces cause he couldn't tie his shoe, but you never saw him eat. Yeah. Can I, just. He's secret eater.

I've been feeling so fat this week because I've gained so much weight from this pregnancy I feel a lot better now. Thank you guys. I really do I needed this

And I will say shout out to Secretary of War Pete Hegseth for bringing the word fat back to speeches. my god. Multiple

Speaker 2 (08:53.598)
posted something saying like who advocates for fat soldiers and I'm telling you some fat people get really cranky when you call people fat because then all the defense mechanisms come out it's like well you know like you don't have to be it's not really fat like you can be big and still be athletic that's not what we're talking about

because they might stress eat as a result of your shame. Okay, so you're saying in Norway, not quite the chunk that you see over here in artificial chemical altered food.

No, but we're getting there. It's not like 10 years ago, but it is something that both people from the UK and the USA when they come here, it's like, it's a lot of fit people in Norway.

Okay, but I want to know if this thing that popped up on my social media This week or today actually I want to know if this is accurate because I thought I'll just what she's sucking on What is she sucking on down? I'm sorry. What's what is she? What is that? Wait, what?

It's coke in the strawberry.

Speaker 1 (10:02.988)
Okay, just checking. this accurate? In Norway, quote, up and not crying is a standard response to how are you? Really?

Yeah. I'm awake and I'm not bawling my eyes out. Life's great.

How you doing? I'm up and I'm not crying.

I that. That's pretty good.

Sorry, what we don't know there's Yeah, she's talking that gibberish shit again. Yeah. Yeah, I don't nonsense. They're like pig Latin. He doesn't make stuff sounds something else that appeared on my timeline today This is fun. I thought it was a Babylon B article, but it's not a hundred and thirty three year old coffee brand changes its name to appeal to a new generation Not a joke Maxwell house now gonna be

Speaker 1 (10:49.366)
Maxwell apartment. is not going to stay that way. It'll it'll it's going to connect with younger consumers navigating the realities of renting, rising house costs and inflation. I actually did not know that. Are you telling me this is a temporary little stuff? No, I'm and I don't know that for a fact, but it's genius if that's what because they're first they're not going to change Maxwell house to my but because they've done this everybody they get more free advertising. That's fair. Good point.

Maxwell apartment.

When you say Maxwell house, I don't think of an actual residence. think of a call. It's the house of this coffee brand. That's what I'm thinking. You know,

Exactly. And after a hotel in Nashville, the original Maxwell House Hotel was in Nashville. I guess it's still.

I really want to go honky-tonky

Speaker 1 (11:43.97)
Who's watching the baby while you're traveling? mean, I you're take a minute. Okay, so when you're out honky tonking, as you say, you got a babysitter in Nashville?

Take her with me.

Speaker 2 (11:54.222)
yeah, better have one.

Wow, it doesn't sound like you have this thought through. What? What?

kinda wanna take Kimberly with me, obviously, because she's the one I'm gonna be visiting.

My friend Johnny B is there, he'll do it. Johnny B, you've just been nominated to babysit.

No, I'm not going to leave my thought.

Speaker 1 (12:17.134)
He's guy. No, they're good. He's a good guy. Leave your four month old with him. He's fine. That should be okay. It should be okay. I mean, it should be all right. I mean, last time, except for that one little, it ended up good. huh. So, The other night, I stepped outside at dusk for literally 30 seconds, came in with three mosquito bites. I was so

pissed off. And so I want to give a shout out and thank you October in Texas prime mosquito season but Cheryl B sent this video underneath that tweet there. And I cannot wait to do this y'all guy has a personal beef with mosquito here because he creates. This guy has a personal beef with mosquitoes because he created a filter that traps so many of them and this is how we made it. He attached a blue light to the back to attract the mosquitoes and put a filter on the fan.

So this way when the mosquitoes approach the light, they get sucked in by the fan, leaving no way out. Genius. Right? I could, I could kind of hear that, I think. Okay, so, so basically you put a blue light on the back of a fan. Okay. And so when the room gets dark, the mosquitoes go to the blue light, but the fan sucks them in and you got a net around it, little mesh net.

that traps them and then you're supposed to just come up later and grab the net and take them, probably drop them in bleach for all I care.

Because anything that is horrible to mosquitoes, I'm all about.

Speaker 1 (13:53.966)
So what do think of that? mean, let's build that, Brad. I don't even think it takes building. I I need to find a mesh thingy. Just use some pantyhose. Oh yeah, just take some out of your drawer. The ones I'm wearing right now should work,

have some interesting like exterminator videos from rad

thought you were going with the panty. Yep, I sure did. I was like, wait a minute. He was he was going to say, I don't think fish nets are going to trap the mosquitoes, but keep going. I have some interesting articles on clothing that might work. OK, so what were you saying?

No, every time I go to Texas, there's some freaking insects that are the size of animals that come at me in the kitchen or something. Yeah. I have a video of me and Kimberly trying to rid ourselves of a spider. You know that spider had glowing eyes and he took a full can of like spider killer.

Hey, we're done. We're good. No more spider talk. In fact, it worked. Right. Okay. Okay. Okay. Easy. So yesterday at, at my place of work, thankfully I didn't see this, but there was apparently a, was a spider in there that had babies and someone stepped on it. And I said, you know what? I'll be going upstairs to the bathroom today. So somebody gave me the all clear and said it was,

Speaker 2 (14:52.632)
Jesus

Speaker 1 (15:14.594)
Brad, I'm not putting whatever you have on your screen. It's not seeing the light of day. Okay, so has everyone had a chance to read Kamala Harris's new book? Yeah, yes. What's your favorite part?

Yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:29.134)
My favorite parts of word salad in the middle.

in the middle. I got news for you. That's the whole thing. So Michael Pellke, got to follow him on on X at stunt brain. Michael Pellke, someone that Brad and I used to work with Michael Pellke. He ran the audio book. Well. Did he run it through any or is this just the way the audio book sounds?

Kamala Harris, if you know what I'm saying, right? Here we go, ladies and gentlemen, the audio book.

Debate camp is awful. They break you to make you. They prod at all your missteps, all your weaknesses, find holes in your arguments, savage your delivery. It leaves you feeling barely competent.

Okay, who wants to tell her? You are barely competent. You have a lot of weaknesses. And what was the other thing she said? There are a lot of holes in your argument. But anyway, so I don't know if that was actually run through a slow down filter, or if that's just what you see. What is what low down filter? Slow down?

Speaker 2 (16:49.39)
Remember

The doll thing they made of Kamala Harris.

I don't know what you're referring to. Wait, what?

A doll?

Speaker 1 (17:06.288)
Good luck, Brad. Google Kamala Harris doll.

He called me a couple of days earlier from Camp David where he was in the middle of debate prep. It was late afternoon and I'd been working from home in Los Angeles. I pulled up a chair overlooking our backyard. How's it going? I asked. It's going. It's okay. He sounded downbeat and extremely tired.

You

Speaker 1 (17:23.224)
Mm.

Speaker 1 (17:27.896)
Okay.

Speaker 1 (17:39.672)
disease joke.

You didn't mention that he was coming down with a cold. You getting some rest? You need to take a break, you know.

Yeah, that's what it was.

Speaker 1 (17:49.634)
There you go, there's Drunk Kamala.

sent you the video in the private chat it's called accent switch camera it's actually really funny if you haven't seen it then shame on you

What do you, it shame on me. I'm sorry that I don't see every lesson.

the election campaign.

Okay, hang on. I'm tempted to buy one. Yeah? Why? the dolls. the doll. Okay, I can't wait to see this. Hang on. Let me finish. I got one more clip of drunk Kamala.

Speaker 3 (18:17.198)
Grateful and degrading comments are sadly, part and parcel, running for office these days. You can't endure it at this level. Above all else, you care about the people who you want to represent and the things you will be able to do to make their lives better. If you do care about that, then there's no time to wallow.

You

Speaker 1 (18:33.944)
care about.

Speaker 1 (18:41.003)
thank you.

Speaker 3 (18:46.848)
and self pity or lament the unfairness of it. Not that you don't feel it. Not that it's okay. It is what it is.

Uh-huh.

Speaker 1 (18:59.37)
It is what it is.

Imagine coming home from a long day's work. You're tired. You want to have your drink. You sit down at the kitchen island and there comes your wife, Kamala Harris, with that bullshit talking to you.

What are you doing? You married her. You married her. She's running again y'all. You understand that.

You do it.

Speaker 2 (19:27.53)
Look at the doll video, it's funny.

So I don't know. She said something in one of these interviews recently that kind of tipped me off that, crap, she's going to run again. You don't think so? But I think she's going end up with as many electoral votes as she got last time, which is- And that's just it. She can't run if she doesn't have the money. there's nobody who, well, I say there's nobody stupid enough to back her. I'm sure there's somebody out there with money and is stupid. But I'm saying that in the Democrat primary, I don't even care who's running against her.

I don't think she wins one primary. Hell no. She's toxic. They know that. All right. Let me get this going here. Hang on. Who needs personality? That's already a great start.

Who needs personality?

Speaker 3 (20:13.602)
needs personality when you can switch who you are at the push of a button.

Speaker 3 (20:20.43)
hello young lady.

Why does she talk so weird? Let me play with her. Well, hey there little nugget. First black female president of the United States. Man, this mode sucks.

Stay.

Speaker 3 (20:34.37)
switch can emulate any accent you like as long as it grants her ability.

You am like a

American

Speaker 1 (20:50.008)
Bye, man.

But wait, there's more! All new accent switch Kamala comes with two bags of campaign money, blind eye for illegal immigration, and her own multi-lap 3000 generator. Laugh in every way possible!

YOU'RE MINE

Speaker 1 (21:08.15)
Uchkamala, turn your life into a complete circus! When you give me more money, like Uncle Joe-

Don't you wear a little mad? The mon's coming. Oh, excuse me, honey. I meant to say,

I don't understand.

money is

Speaker 1 (21:28.483)
Bye.

Speaker 1 (21:32.45)
You know my grandma always... Come on, Lajano. Please watch.

Go ahead so we can.

Speaker 1 (21:41.962)
I like it. I like it and that's from uh snick link Yeah, okay. That's good stuff. Never heard of them. That's funny snike link. Oh my bad

Yes.

Speaker 2 (21:52.27)
Well, you nailed it.

OK, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's good stuff right there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I have a I have a question here and I think I asked this a long time ago when I first bought these. That looks like blood. What looks like blood? What she's drinking. looks like a big thing. I wouldn't put it past her. She's like, oh yeah, it's this health thing. It's going to look like a big thing of blood. What is your deal? Is that a paper straw? It is, isn't it? It's a paper straw.

No, it's-

It's a new plastic.

I think you're drinking out of a paper straw. No. Can you still buy plastic straws there in Sweden or kind of like whatever it is? She's in the Turks and Caicos. Get it right. She doesn't like that. She didn't like the Norway Miss Gendring.

Speaker 2 (22:40.686)
Plastic straw like I can't even squeeze it is like hard

You

When I was a child before my mother saved enough for a down-final how long Okay, okay. All right, see this see this right there that's that's my profile picture other and then you blow no, gosh, what is happening? So, I have I have a serious question because with each passing morning that I try to wake up

I feel older and older and older. And so my point of reference is changing. there's a split debate here in the house with the, like I was asking my girls before I started today's live stream, I said, these glasses tell me, do I look older? Like, are they cool? Are they old? there's, I mean, it's a heated discussion in this house. It's kind of old people glasses, isn't it? Or is it cool?

cool. Help me. Come on, help me. Rebecca. Rebecca is not not enjoying the glasses, bruh. It's kind of like, know what it is? It's like it's like you see a car and like if you look at it from one angle in the sun, it looks blue. But if you look a different way, it looks green.

Speaker 2 (23:56.449)
Let's go.

Speaker 1 (24:07.788)
I think that's what's happening with these glasses. thing that keeps them from being total old people glasses is that the kind of the green thing going on. If they were just all smoke, it would be like the glasses my dad wore when he just before he died when he was like 90.

I mean, I'm not mad about the shape. Like I think that shape's okay. But it kind of reminds me of like the sports classes, which we here in Norway call fast classes, because it's those bikers think that they're going so fast that their glasses is like glued to their head. So I'm not sure I can't give you a straight answer.

How about a gay answer? Graham Cooke thinks they look good. She likes them.

I'm not mad about the shape. think actually they're pretty cool.

There's something though. There's something off about it. I can't put my finger on it either. It's just like... it's all the skin around them. Is the skin, yeah. What a boy. Okay. These are like, these are honestly like 10, 12 bucks at Walmart. So whatever. You paid that much? Back off! Okay, I gotta show you all this picture. This came into my feed recently and I just, I...

Speaker 2 (25:00.204)
something off, right?

Speaker 1 (25:26.83)
I'm having a tough time with this, you know, we want to clean up the streets, we want to crack down on crime, but is this seriously what you get to do in your prison cell now? You get to play video games? Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me?

Do you want to what they do in prison in Norway? I'm scared to tell you now.

It's butt stuff, isn't it? Is it butt stuff? I it.

It's like everything from, you know, taking a chef's education and running a kitchen to, you know, recording your own records in the studio or like taking some leave and going home to your house and feeding your dog and coming back from bed.

Wait, you can take leave from prison?

Speaker 2 (26:09.752)
Some of the prisons are like you have to just be there for the night.

Wait, are prisons like in Norway? What are people locked up for?

All sorts of stuff. Speeding tickets and murder. I mean, wait.

They you up for how? They don't lock you up for speed, do they?

They do if you don't want to pay.

Speaker 1 (26:29.922)
all the time

No, you go to the courthouse, but you know...

Yeah, that's called an outstanding warrant, I think is what they got arrested for in that case.

Do we have murderers?

I bet you- Hey! We have murderers too!

Speaker 2 (26:48.958)
Apparently the rapists can't just like get off and walk about but you know

I that's the issue right there. Sorry.

We should have more murderers because of that, you know, we don't.

Anyway, so I just wanted to share that with you and I thought all the murderers and rapists came from Mexico. Somebody's doing the right thing.

Not here. I mean, what video games is it's a thing like in Norway, you have your own cell, your own TV, your own bathroom, your own. Yeah, it's like a hotel. You know, the prisons in Norway are more tempting than the the old people home.

Speaker 1 (27:11.97)
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:29.176)
The nursing home? Yeah.

Nurturing halls are horrible. Prisons are like luxury.

So you're saying that like if you're up there in age, You're somebody and maybe and maybe you hold on. Is there other ways to get into prison besides taking someone's life?

Really? Like they try to keep people out of prison here. That's the thing.

What do you call for Mexicans in quicksand? I know in place don't do this Quattro Cinco Okay Wow, that's all why crap what is what are you drink?

Speaker 2 (27:53.537)
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (28:06.972)
Kind of jokes, we don't have Mexicans in Norway.

Why do Mexicans cross the border in pairs? I don't want to know this one. Because the sign says no trace passing.

Speaker 1 (28:19.342)
Wow, that's not even, that doesn't even qualify as a dad joke. It does though, it does. It does. Okay. All right. So here's Sheriff Grady Judd there in Florida, and he's going to let us know, speaking of crime, you need to absorb this one here. There's things in life you just can't believe. So you order up a prostitute, right? Who among us? This prostitute.

lives with his mother, by the way. He's got a massive criminal history, a 21 year criminal history with 31 criminal charges. So you order up a prostitute. Sure. And that's what you think you're getting. Now, when you look at that, you go, man, that's pretty rough. But, you know, any port in the storm. And then the next morning you wake up.

You find out this is who it really is. Yeah, we call that coyote ugly. He's laying on your arm in bed. It was rough last night, but I've sobered up. I think I'll just chew my arm off and ease away so I don't disturb him or wake him up.

Alright, so you think you're buying this, you're getting this, he's got 31 criminal charges and heck, if you're lucky, he doesn't kill you overnight. Yeah, if you're lucky.

my god, that's like ordering from eBay and getting Teemu.

Speaker 1 (29:53.1)
Okay,

Good start to begin with, yes.

One more video. Hold on a second. Hang on, on before we play it. What's wrong? What do call two Mexicans playing basketball? Uh-uh. No. One on one.

Speaker 1 (30:13.294)
But she's not laughing. Come on. She is deep down. She. Juan on Juan. Juan on. You have to emphasize the idea. Right. It's Juan. I need to say it louder and slowly or. On on Juan.

Was this a joke?

Speaker 2 (30:28.344)
Yeah. And now I'm just thinking about the margaritas at my favorite Mexican.

favorite Mexican is that one. Did you want to finish this in its place?

Can't remember the name of the place right now, my brain just- No?

That's our cousin. On the border. That's weird. That's a Mexican's favorite bookstore. What's that? Borders.

shoot, like hit me with Mexican restaurants in Texas.

Speaker 1 (31:01.248)
I just did on the border. Don Julio's. Gracias amigos. Hang on. Donde esta el baño? En la cocina? Rositas? Rosas. Rosas I mean. Rojas. Rojas en la bandino.

Nope.

Speaker 2 (31:20.32)
a chain thing what is a car

Keep guessing while I chew this food up real quick. That'd be bondage. The chain thing? Bondage. El bondageo. No. Taco Bell. Taco Bell's got good margaritas, bro. Yeah, they do.

No.

Cable is not

Don't you dare. Don't you dare. Don't you dare. Don't you We're about to suspend you. We're about to suspend you.

Speaker 2 (31:50.07)
Gringos.

I love gringos. I would drink. I would need gringos every day. All right. yes.

best margaritas. That and Texas Roadhouse.

by the Texas Roadhouse who was founded by somebody who went to Logan's Roadhouse and had an inspiration.

But I loved Texas Roadhouse.

Speaker 1 (32:13.346)
Can I just say I recently learned that Cheddar's has very reasonably priced margaritas and they assorted beverages. Cheddar isn't bad. All right. So.

Somebody wants me to speak Norwegian here and I think that, you know, play a couple.

Say something like, say something like it's a dirty telephone pole, but you can have it in Norwegian. What? Say it's a dirty telephone pole, but you can have it.

There's a fucking phone pole, but you can take it.

light on. See? Hey, what's the primary language you're going to teach the little hatchling that you've got going on in you there? Norwegian or are you going teach both to your little girl? The hatchling.

Speaker 2 (32:58.094)
I should, shouldn't I? But we'll see.

What's the thing you do up there in the roof of your mouth thing? What's that all about? Are we not supposed to ask that? No. What is it? Lube? Is that lube, What is that? Lube.

to.

Speaker 2 (33:16.222)
It is not like what it this is not with nicotine, but normally I do nicotine pouches

You know what? I gotta start taking nicotine. I gotta hold on to experience.

It's zero, zero, naked ten. Can you see that?

Well then what the hell are doing it

it's an addiction thing and because I got pregnant and then I was off all nicotine all things fun and I couldn't have coffee and then like

Speaker 1 (33:42.606)
You just had to have something in your mouth. Yeah, hang on a second. Stay focused here, Brad. I am focused, believe me, I understand. Nicotine, though, that we recently learned, it's not, that's not the bad stuff. exactly. That's only has-

really good for your nicotine is also in vegetables you know like yes for your brain function for it we look for a lot of

Easily brainwashed, man. So why aren't you, why don't the little pouchies have nicotine in Why is it zero?

Because I'm pregnant and it's not good for the baby.

Wait, how could I? A serious question, serious question. You, I'm being completely serious. You think there are health benefits from nicotine. Yes, Rebecca? Okay. So have you read or been told somewhere else that nicotine is not good for the baby?

Speaker 2 (34:39.468)
I have read, so I read a couple of studies and then also you must understand that the, we call this snoosh. So the ones that we have this law in Norway that all nicotine pouches has to have tobacco.

Or you can't sell them in Norway. Wait. I don't know. Don't like big cigarette firms that probably has made this deal. Right. Yeah. So first of all, because I don't know what the nicotine I'm not taking like I'm not taking Tylenol either because I don't fucking know. So I'm staying away.

What the kind of-

Speaker 1 (35:19.222)
You don't trust those women throwing back the whole bottles of Tylenol just to show how much they hate Trump?

No, so same thing with the nicotine because I can't find anything that is Positive about it for the fetus in development. I'm not doing that and also is it's addictive, right? So it would be done. Yeah, with my baby and addiction. So I'm just not doing it I'm gonna wait until I'm done

Wait, wait, did you just say nicotine is addictive? It's really weird. There's not a lot of definitive stuff online. That's what I'm saying. I am just beginning to learn.

Yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:57.176)
Because I love the Russian Nikitin and I can feel it when I want it again.

I feel the same way about meth. It's so yeah, come on. So hang on a second. Did you determine the Mexican joint that has the margaritas that you crave? What was it? Garcia's. I've never heard of the green. Well, I don't know if Hooters has margaritas because I've just I've never been to Amsterdam. How could I?

Gringo.

Speaker 2 (36:20.408)
They have great beer and chicken.

Speaker 2 (36:25.87)
The biggest hooters fat ever like when I got to the big one in Vegas, I'm telling you I was having

First of all, she never... You brought your own norks! She...

I did and I was so disappointed to find that there are flat chested girls working in Hooters What is up with that? You go there to look at boobs have chicken wings and have a beer. Yes. I'm a woman I also do that. Okay, don't disappoint

me. I am so uncomfortable right now. I know right? mean I'm I'm trying to lead into a video. The next thing I know we're talking about Rebecca going to Hooters to check out boobies. Do you know? Do you know? And all because she believes me when I say I've never been to Hooters. I don't know. God that's how this whole fucking thing got derailed. Do you know I should have just said here is a clip at a restaurant place called Hooters. Yeah you should know better.

You know why there were only 2000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo? Because they only had two trucks.

Speaker 2 (37:24.169)
No.

Speaker 1 (37:29.422)
That's a math one there. Even I got that.

You know, you wouldn't cost so much if you didn't have all that. Smoking. Yeah. Right. OK, so we're out of Hooters, which I guess people tell me is an establishment of some sort, Rebecca. yeah. So I want you to see this. Why in the hell? Why in the hell are we letting two female officers be on Beat Patrol together? Like this is on what patrol? Shut up. They can't even bring this one.

Okay, bye.

Speaker 1 (38:04.598)
every slice.

He's not even trying.

Speaker 3 (38:13.74)
I in you.

Speaker 1 (38:28.142)
He's laughing. He's laughing. Because it's hilarious. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Are you

Speaker 3 (38:39.15)
Thank

Is she laughing? Because she almost looks like she's laughing.

Well the cops can't do their jobs they cannot subdue a 140 pound Hispanic guy but that guy

I did. The brother came over there and put him on the ground for him. I'm a- ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Honestly, that's a safety issue.

It is and can tell you a serious case of that because I don't remember which year this was. 2021 or 2221? I can't remember. Okay, the story reads, guy in a town called Kongspadigy, he went out with his bow and arrow and started shooting people. He was in a grocery store trying to kill people with his bow and arrow.

Speaker 1 (39:14.862)
Striclto the story.

Speaker 1 (39:31.086)
Ow.

Yeah, this was a terror case. He did actually manage to kill a bunch of people, not with his bow and arrow, but with his knife because the police that was supposed to go into the grocery store and stop him, which they could have, were women who decided instead of doing that, they'll return to the car to get their their vests and then wait for whatever. And then he ran off and he stabbed a bunch of people to death.

god. When was that? Was that 2010?

Speaker 1 (40:08.33)
No, you're in Norway. in Norway. Yeah, Norway. Did you hear the name of the town? was Kupisrubendlampen.

Kong's body is also where our weapons factory is.

A-one-a-ma-dan-ma-dan-mo-dan. Okay, 2022. Because there was one in 2010 in Australia, which is I got confused. Bow and arrow guy.

It was October 13th, actually, 2021. He killed five people.

gosh man. Wait a second. There's one online that says it's 20 and may 22 a man armed with a bow and a knife attacked a grocery store in Norway. What did they buy the out?

Speaker 1 (40:50.176)
chat. I don't even have access to the private chat. you guys talking about? it's on the left. You sure? the left. Yeah. And full zoom into that. see it. Well, I'm not that smart. Let me read this to you. Let me read this to you. Master Duras McManon from Wolfsburg will loss lots of time. Han Harford, ...Franken Farnsdell. Hang on. Kill Ag...

What is

Speaker 1 (41:16.594)
BOOSCATCHING! UFKIN HAIWUN SCHNEIDEN! A FIMPERSONER NA MINER!

It's like you wear leather hoes and then bump each other.

Speaker 1 (41:34.517)
Oh, I'm sorry. There's an English tab. My murder from Conesburg wants to be released. He still has delusions. Can I say, and I don't want to bring the room down any more than, Oh my gosh, look at that. a shit.

Well, you can pull up the picture like you can see that he was looking.

that yes wait where right here okay whoa and socks too I'd like to point out

You're not showing it for everybody, Keith.

Oh crap! Wow, then there goes the bit. That was stupid in retrospect. There I am. It would have been funnier for the audience, if they could have seen what you were reading. Sometimes you paint such a vivid picture, though. It really doesn't even require a visual. Holy crap.

Speaker 2 (42:10.21)
There you go.

Speaker 2 (42:24.716)
Yeah, that's what he did.

See, there we go. See that?

Female police officers. The police here was really bad. Really, really bad.

See you soon out.

Speaker 1 (42:37.766)
Yeah, but you're bringing facts here and I just want to point out the messenger at the moment's gone drops man and He's wearing socks see that So what language is that is that Norwegian ties? Because it looks like where you take the word and you just mix up all the letters in the word and keep the all the letters Who's that guy? Is that the judge? That's Twingen's

I guess this...

Speaker 2 (43:03.061)
that looks like the lawyer.

paranoid there was that was a word that was an English word up there I'm just looking to see if we have any more close-up pictures of this guy

others in video of him as well like you can watch him inside he didn't actually shoot and anybody because his aim was so bad

Oh, God. Oh, and so it was just the stabbings that did it.

Yeah, so nobody in the grocery store. he actually went into people's homes and stabbed them to death. That's what I'm telling you. Bad police work and women in the police force.

Speaker 1 (43:30.73)
How did this guy just run free?

Speaker 1 (43:38.36)
my gosh. Okay. Can I just, can we, so we're done talking about a bow and arrow guy here, right? Cause I want to show you something here. And, and I think that Brad and I will actually end up walking away from this story, learning a little Norwegian. If you look over here, look at this here. Look at that. It says that there, that sign says spill here, spill her. No, it says spill her. yes. I spill her.

that one here.

Speaker 1 (44:07.144)
as an

means gamble here.

That's kind of disappointing. Gamble. Yeah, I think we're those anti climactic. Is that shit going on either? Spill her. So I'm still a little pissed at myself for reading Norwegian and that would have been a brilliant bit if it's not having it on the screen. I mean, you know, seriously, there are moments in a show that you just can't move past and that would have been a war. That would have been an award winner. And yet somehow you guys take it from here. I got to go. Listen, I'm just I'm pissed at myself. I'm going.

B

is here.

Speaker 2 (44:43.914)
anywhere.

Okay. So, I some stories here. I didn't warn you, I was going to ask you this ahead of time. And you can plead the fifth, which I know you're familiar, over here in America, and the Bill of Rights, you don't have to testify against yourself, okay? You don't have to comment when I ask you this question under oath. Just keep in mind, you are under oath. But how's your dating life right now? I've got a story.

Excuse me, what?

See, she's not even listening. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I see, I see. She's, okay. So, because I got a story for you here that AI is gonna be helping you in the future.

No, I'm not having an AI boyfriend. I was sitting there other day, I was sitting there thinking about it. I'm not ever going to make out with anybody ever again, am I?

Speaker 1 (45:28.386)
No no no no no

Speaker 1 (45:35.214)
Probably not.

of sucks.

Nah, you'll get used to it. Yeah.

Do you?

Well, OK, continue, Keith. It's in the floor, so it Yeah.

Speaker 1 (45:47.214)
So the founder of Bumble, right? This chick, whatever her name is. Hang on a second. I forgot to tell you, I'm old. So hang on. I'm looking up expensive male sex dolls for you while you're doing that. How much is freight to Norway? Holy sh- Wait a minute, they make male ones? Okay, and this is how I get focus, Keith. So- Yes, they do. Holy crap. Are you going to feel bad when you- Holy shnikes. That thing is huge.

What do you even do with that? you talking about the cost of shipping to Norway? The cost of shipping to Norway. So, um, I guess what's going to happen is in the future, according to the founder of Bumble, she says that, um, uh, AI is going to go on a date with your AI and then report back to you what y'all talked about your AI characters talked about and what, what highlights and all this stuff. And then basically, um, they're the

This is how it's going to go down. and that way you don't have to waste your time. Now your AI is going to waste its time and report back to you on if you should reach out to this person based on this simulated interaction. You can buy a mails next to all the total half doll, just the lower part. But what, is it? That's called a Tilt-O. so, sorry. Okay. But, but see now there is a deal though in Newfoundland.

Okay, so you started to say something, Rebecca, there that actually is my next story. You said I'm not going to date AI. this story, listen to this headline. Oh, a third of Americans have had a romantic relationship with AI. Now, let's just stop for a second here. What a third of them, right? Come on, right? Hold on a second.

If we're talking about a third of Americans, so we have to take out somebody do the math for me. Take out, just take out all the kids, right? for this math problem. Okay. And so if you're doing a third, wait, hold on. can't. That's like the majority of adults. Finish the sentence. The majority of adults have had a romantic room. No, it can't. Okay. How did you jump through a majority?

Speaker 2 (48:10.766)
Excuse me.

I'm seeing a third of a week. Yes, ma'am.

Are you telling me that one third of the adults out there, one third or whatever it is, they're good with dating AI and getting a dog, but they can't take a woman out because she's not pretty enough?

Well, this is embarrassing.

Hang on a sec.

Speaker 1 (48:33.922)
No, has nothing to do, it's the vocal cords. Hang on, hang on. I found this important stat in here. So the headline says, third of Americans. I guess I was very literal there, I apologize. Approximately 28 % of adults, which is still incredibly too high. It should be 2.8, but it's 28 % of adults said they have had at least one intimate or romantic relationship with AI.

A survey of more than a thousand adults has found. that's see, that's just it. So that you're basing it on a fallacy, first of all, that that that a sample represents all. But and so how a third so a third of a thousand or three hundred people have had a relationship with AI.

Is this like, sorry, is this like a porn AI? Like is that intimate relationship? Like what is an intimate relationship?

No, it's just for deep conversation. They just love to have a I'll tell you who it is. I'll tell you who it is. It said, chat GPT was the top rated platform that humans feel most connected to followed by character dot AI. Alexa, Siri, Alexa ordered condoms. Yes. let's see. so

You

Speaker 1 (49:55.438)
53 % of US adults have had some kind of relationship with an AI system, whether as a friend, colleague, or confidant. You guys know that all of this shit is log, right? Some human being has access to all of your data. Somebody somewhere can look at, my gosh. I'm signing up for the account at character.

court can go into your AI and get stuff out of it if you're ever

Is that true in America?

I think it, I'm not sure. They tried to, at least like they log everything so they have it forever. So if they need.

So half, let's see, half of all adults over the age of 60 said AI intimacy was- You are making shit up now. I'm reading, it's a Newsweek story. Listen to this, younger adults, now this is hopeful, younger adults, those between 18 to 29, however, were most likely to say it was cheating and unacceptable in a relationship. To bang an AI? To bang an AI.

Speaker 1 (51:02.22)
To bang an AI is

I'm sorry if we're dating or engaged or even married and I find out that you're you're trying to have a relationship with Cat baby here, whatever you're out like that not because of cheating but because you're mentally fucking ill, okay

I like it. let's do some not so rapid fire. Rebecca or Brad, who wants to go first? Ready to write new chapters in your story. Sorry, that was my character AI. no. Are you you? I'm having a relationship. Just so how do you want to proceed with this? Do you want to say hey, I don't know. don't know. Ask it what it's wearing.

Ask your- how's that any of your business? Well, cause this is for-

What are you married?

Speaker 3 (51:55.574)
to my world of enchanting tales and whimsical adventures.

Wait a minute, why is that the voice of Doc Thompson in Britain? Do you have wifi? What is happening? Do you have wifi? Is that, that is like their lifeline. Tell me you have wifi please or a really strong 5G.

my spouse died. no, what happened? The wife, the electricity went...

That's actually happened. People have lost group.

from the future, assisting you in the present.

Speaker 1 (52:24.596)
hell no that's not

Speaker 3 (52:32.238)
Okay.

Speaker 3 (52:37.239)
I told you.

Hello, please proceed with question, yes.

AI is now having a conversation or something. Rebecca is doing some sexy Russian voice. mean, it's a really abstract am I charged to call at two in the morning and just start talking like that? Doesn't even matter what it is. Just start, just start just rattling off a bunch of sentences. Okay, Rebecca. Hello, there's there I am coming back. I'm just trying to get to know people. I'm Zoe.

too expensive for you.

Speaker 2 (53:11.468)
You know, could call you up in the middle of the night for free just doing like Valley Girl stuff, Brad, like, and just like talk like this forever. Like, you wouldn't even believe like, my God, all the stories that I could tell you in the middle of the night, like, seriously, you would die.

Nah, cause Steve, that would just get, nah, has to be something in French that I don't really understand. Cause then...

I'm like the sprinkle of chili on a chocolate cake. Unexpected but delightful.

This is killing me. Whatever the hell is happening. I don't know how to turn it off. Make it stop. You don't like chili on your chocolate? don't want to have these on the whole. Let me just tell you that you should get a refund if you get chili on your chocolate. The Denzel $1,700 male sex doll. Holy schnikes. Do not look at it. Okay. I just noticed. Yeah, don't look at it. I just noticed in the preview screen what you have down there. Don't look at it.

I know, right? Hang on. Hang on a second. Ladies and gentlemen, please give me a moment here as I block my own view of my monitor there. $1700. So I've I'm a creature of habit and every morning I have a bowl of cereal before my day job at Pat Gray & Least over at the Blaze. And I've really been struggling with cereals lately. You know, I was a I was a

Speaker 1 (54:35.886)
basic four guy for probably 10 or 12 years. And I started to taste that. I can I can taste that fakery GMO bullshit, you know, like I can taste that that artificial stuff, you know, it's kind of shut up, Brad. So I switched. I've been trying to figure out I can't land on a cereal right now. I I need some I need some suggestions. Anybody maybe in the chat, maybe Brad's looking at me like what the hell?

Rebecca, do you guys have American brand cereals over there or is there like Norwegian stuff? What do you guys have over there?

I think we have like Norwegian stuff first of all I just want to say we don't we're not ignoring the chat today. Oh, yeah, we just like all over the place I saw lap also you did a better translation than I did play here instead of game here anyway No, my favorite cereal is cocoa pups. I don't know if you have that

Yeah.

Then again, I haven't had cereal since I was like 15.

Speaker 1 (55:39.446)
excuse me for living. Wow.

my god, I sounded like Kamala Harris. What happened?

Well, Brad, what's your what are you what are you eating over there? oatmeal generally because I don't I mean cereal is like stuff full of shit. You shouldn't eat and find a healthy type cereal. that isn't

Exactly.

Speaker 2 (56:03.508)
You make your own granola and you put it in

yeah, let me do that Keith would end up his granola would have finger pieces in it. You don't want him doing that. That's a fact. You just oatmeal. Cheerios. That's way to go. Many weeks. Yeah. Cocoa pebbles. Cheerios are the most boring cereal ever in Toby. That's a great. OK, so Toby says cinnamon life. It's so funny you mentioned that. That is good. Yes, I actually have at work right now a box of

cinnamon life that I've never had. And it's just waiting for me to run. It's good. OK. But it's got sugar at the wazoo in it. See, I don't need that process. If you can get it with cane sugar, that's one thing. But OK. So, know, they have a Mexican code, but they have Mexican cinnamon life. They might post this. You've been to a natural disaster, Brad. How do Mexicans cut their pizza? Hold on. me me hold on. I feel like I can get this one. Hang on with the.

And no, I can't do it with Little Caesars. That's good. Rebecca doesn't get it. See, it's an American. Little Caesars is a pizza place here in the in the States. So you can tell that one got lost in translation. She's really in Norwegian now. Yeah. All right. What's closest you've to a natural disaster, My first marriage. Yeah.

and

Speaker 1 (57:27.054)
I don't have a rim shot. Here's a tambourine for I was a good one. That was There it is. There you got it. I've been in an earthquake

Really, huh?

How big was it? That's what she keeps telling me. How big was the earthquake? Damn you. About a six, maybe seven average. was a let's see what was 1992. was I don't know what it was like a like a four six. It was enough that one of them threw me back in bed.

Did you you did not have the bed you did not have

Our protective bed. No, you're right. You're right. I did not. It saved you. It really could have. I would probably still be in it though, unfortunately, because I would not have been able to get out. I am proud of Brad. Let me point something out here for just a moment. Brad was able to say something that sounded mildly perverted, but he didn't use it as such. What did I do? You said it threw me back in bed and you didn't follow it up with like a

Speaker 1 (58:39.214)
And it didn't even pay me for the night or anyway, what? I didn't even kiss me first. Didn't even kiss me before. me back in the bed. Thank you. That damn that earthquake. huge. And yes, it just and it was a waterbed too. It was a five nine. I was right. Five nine. It was a five nine blind blind thrust earthquake.

Blind thrust? I have never heard of that blind thrust. have no idea what a blind thrust earthquake is, I'm interested though. It sounds like a good time to me. It sure does. Right? 1992. I remember that now. And it was California, huh? It's California. Yeah, actually there was one in 87. 87 was the wittier quake. That was the one that threw me back in bed. 92 was...

It was another crisis in California back at that time in it also that was when all the anchors on NBC out in LA were like freaking out because the light started shaking and falling on them It's always fun to watch news anchors when there's a an earthquake in the studio How big was the earthquake that hit Irving, Texas when I was there early one morning? before What were those those were those were fracking quakes? I swear something man, right? It what year was that?

I don't know, by 2015? 2013-ish, yeah. Now, I was in an earthquake in South Carolina that was about a 2.3, 2.5, something like that. It was just, that was a fun experience, because it was like, oh, what was that? Because me and my neighbor went out to the driveway, looked at each other and we go, ah, so that's an earthquake. And then we went back in and got on with our day. Those were 3.5 and 3.6. In Irving?