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pressure the left behind on Allison Road. Wolf in the rain, if the sun gets through.

The fires in the habit of the eyes I knew on Amazon Road When dark clouds fall and the moon was near Birds fly by a.m. and the bedroom's deaf There's no telling what I might find And I couldn't see I was lost in the tide

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So she fills up her cells with my wasted breath Each one's more wasted than the others you can bet on Allison Road

Now I can't hide on Allison Road So I not try on Allison Road I know I wanna love her but I can't decide on Allison Road And I didn't know I was lost at the turn Eyes in the sun, the road was in white And I was looking for an exit sign All I wanted was to to run

On Allison Road, yeah I didn't know I was lost at the time On Allison Road

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you

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on a Tuesday night. One, two, three, four, five, all right.

Speaker 2 (04:01.63)
Your smile broke your heart last night

No, no, no, I knew I hurt you But this justice and culture When you're young When you're young Baby I'll take you to the hardest place

Speaker 2 (04:38.808)
can't find my own space My own space

Be a killer, gonna get you lagged 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, goodbye

Speaker 2 (05:27.822)
It's just a certain culture when you're To call it fun And later I'll take you to an honest place

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Let's do a fire my honest face, my honest face.

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you

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you

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I'll take you to all these places

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Bye!

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Just go from the other space It's all over the place It's all over the place

Speaker 2 (07:38.51)
I could up and play the jar

And he increases the number of clocks by exactly one. Everybody's coming home for lunch these days.

Speaker 2 (07:58.488)
There was skinheads all my life

Take the skinheads, bowling, take them, bowling. Take the skinheads, bowling, take them, bowling.

Some people say that bowling alley's got big lanes. Got big lanes, got big lanes. Some people say that bowling alley's all look the same. Look the same, look the same. There's not a line that goes here that rhymes with anything. Anything,

Speaker 2 (08:38.062)
I night but I forget what it was. What it was? What it was? Take the skinheads, it's bowling. Take them, it's Take the skinheads, it's bowling. Take them, bowling. I had a dream last night about you, friend.

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wanted to sleep next to plastic. Have a dream. I wanted to lick your knees. Have a dream. It's about nothing. Take the skinheads, falling. Take them, falling. Take the skinheads, falling. Take them, falling.

Take the skinheads bowling, take them bowling Take the skinheads bowling, take them bowling

Speaker 1 (09:53.678)
Hey, happy Friday. How are you? It's Friday live stream. There we go. end of another week. End of another week. If you missed yesterday's Thursday deep dive, check it out. It's, it's not yet. Fitting to the top, sorry. But it is at themikeshow.com there. So you can find it there and it's available. Spotify, iTunes, et cetera, et cetera. Steve Baker was my guest and we had a lot.

to say he had a lot to report on the FBI and what it's been like over the last nine months. There's some good stuff in there. There's some good stuff in there. let's see here. What else did I want to make sure that I told you all about? I didn't write it down on a post-it note. I knew I was going to forget. I do want to tell you, I just tweeted out because look, I have no shame. I don't care. I'm a whore. Look at this.

see this. Matt Gates gave me this idea when he was talking about dealing with APAC and he'd walk around with a QR code and if they like what you had to say, then they would donate to you right there on the spot. So you know what? Kudos to Matt Gates for the idea. He was telling Tim Pool about that. And don't mind if I do. Don't mind if I do. And thank you to Brett for already taking advantage of that on the tweet that I posted just a moment ago. So thank you very much. Like I said, I have absolutely no shame. Someone else who has no shame is

Brad stags there

Roger Daltry is 81 years old.

Speaker 1 (11:28.93)
That hurts. That hurts.

My dad died when he was 89. Daltrey is 81.

That's what you say. I'm going to have to take your word for it because I'm not going to...

I'm telling he is I just I it's it's online and it has to be true. Yeah.

must be true. Don't forget to at real Brad stacks, follow him and go to the website, the daily mojo.com. He doesn't show every day. Bring your Q. Get up Q. You gotta do a QR code. no. Well, print it up. I'll wait. And then don't forget that Wes who puts up everything there at the Mike show.com. You can follow him on Twitter at that guy at PGU. And you know, I just.

Speaker 3 (11:53.836)
I didn't bring my QR code.

Speaker 3 (11:58.286)
I just didn't bring it.

Speaker 3 (12:11.502)
He puts up and puts out.

How dare I throw away your computer graphic? You're at RealGrad's tag.

I don't know why you, well, I do credit. there, there, is there news you have to give me?

Sorry, no, I'm just like, that's a bad thing to say, right? And Gabby, runs at the Mike show on Instagram, at Jeffy apology.

Why'd you put four F's in her name?

Speaker 1 (12:36.13)
Gabby's a 4S? do mean? you did. Yeah, OK. And then let me get Rebecca in here. We don't know how much longer Rebecca is going to be able to do these because she's going to be a mom very soon at our Mr. Reagan follow-up. I was just about to say, I do not feel like I'm 80. Well, I do feel like I'm 81 years old. I do not look like it, but I feel like it. Well, I mean, you're about to give birth any minute now.

Made you look.

Speaker 3 (12:51.01)
on the Norx.

Speaker 1 (13:05.9)
Maybe during, see, that's the thing. Could you do us a favor? Can you try to just go into labor during one of our shows? I don't want you giving birth. I want you to go into labor. That's what I You want my water to break while I'm sitting here? It's not my problem, You're not the one that has to I don't have to clean it up. I just spent 20 minutes cleaning up dog poop before we went on the air. That was a, that was not.

out.

Speaker 3 (13:18.094)
blow and

Speaker 3 (13:32.371)
Would you rather clean up amniotic fluid or dog vomit?

dog poop yes dog poop over you don't want like no i don't whatever however the sentence ends no i don't want that thank you very much though you know

You get dog poop on your hands, then amniotic fluid.

I do you think that anyone would buy it off eBay though if like if it broke into glass? Yeah, just put your QR code there.

Yes, actually. Yes, they would. That's the thing is yes somebody would they buy farts in a jar

Speaker 1 (14:08.782)
And I knew Matilda was going to have a bad day today because she has a tell. The higher she sleeps in the bed, the worse she is feeling. And she was way up here. Normally she's at the feet, but everything's fine. But she was way up here. And so when I got home, I knew there was going to be trouble.

Wait, did she barf or poop?

Poop. Lots. my goodness. That dog is sick right now. And you get time.

If you get big, can't be that much poop in there.

You'd be surprised. That poor thing is not feeling well at all. OK, a reminder tonight at 8 PM on YouTube and Rumble. This will post and then tomorrow morning, Spotify and iTunes. So check it out. Please rate, review, share, all sorts of good stuff. I would be so grateful. But now look, I had this next video planned long before anything happened with Matilda's bowels this afternoon. And so I was just going to say, if you're

Speaker 1 (15:08.626)
a bad day. It could be worse. It couldn't be worse than this guy right here. And yet my day pretty much was. Have you ever seen this video? I saw this video long ago, yet it popped up on my timeline and I thought, okay, I'm gonna make people feel good about their day. This guy pulls a U-Haul and runs into a pipe. That's bad enough. Everything seems fine. They back up a little bit. we ran into the pipe there. I guess

Is it a dude driving?

I think it's, yeah. Yeah, he's not the smartest driver. Now we have an issue with the pipes because that would be everywhere. And I guess he's trying to hop a curb or something. I don't know. Again, not the brightest bulb in Is he? I don't know, Brad. I don't get what. I don't know where he's trying to go, but he's making a bad situation worse by the decision. no! What pipe did

Asian?

Speaker 3 (16:05.966)
no!

Weld the pipe. no, and his buddy got out and got drenched in it for a moment. This is the most, this is worse than anything I've ever done to myself. And this is, wow, I don't, I don't know how damage he ended up doing, but it just goes on.

You know how much that cost? How is

I'm gonna send this to my friend because you know she She has gluten allergies, but she doesn't really pay attention to it so sometimes she poops herself and when she does she texts me so I can feel better about my day But this is gonna make her feel better. I'm sure stop stop stop stop stop pause pause pause Please swear right now that you will never

ever divulge the name of this friend on this program. hell no. Never. If she's watching right now, she's gotta be slinking on a chair wherever she wants. This guy! Look at this yu-ho! It's still going! my god, that's horrible. I just don't even know how you do- I don't know how this happens. is-

Speaker 3 (17:05.402)
Jennifer.

Speaker 3 (17:09.496)
I it was Sharon.

Speaker 3 (17:25.313)
Bill!

now he's hit the wall. I just don't know what's happening out of frame. At least he's getting his car cleaned now. You know what? In retrospect, you know that scene in Austin Powers. Come on, you know what I'm talking about. Come on. should have, in retrospect, Mike Myers probably like, man, I should have mixed in a sewerage pipe in that scene. OK, so there you go. I hope your day is better than that wherever you are.

Anyway.

Speaker 1 (17:55.886)
Okay, so there you go.

Where you got a second from is that Denver? Is that Denver? No. Cause now, now it's like, are we sure it's real? Right.

no, that thing is, that video is old.

I know.

I used to work for Coca-Cola when I was 18. And we, on a regular basis, had drivers getting stuck underneath bridges where it says you can't drive a truck that's taller than this, and they would still do it. So I have all faith that this video is very much real. I'm just going to say it. OK, all right. So hang on. I wasn't going do this just yet. But you know what? Since we're having this debate about what's real and what's not,

Speaker 1 (18:43.982)
Let me play this video for you here. where did it go?

There's also the the bridge cam.

Check this out. We got MLK and JFK doing a little ring and run.

Hit it. All right, here we go. Listen, hear it. move.

Yo, come on! We're clear!

Speaker 1 (19:12.534)
I'm a jock! Go, go! We're clear. There you go. That is kind of funny. Is it though? It's getting a little intense. I will say that I didn't realize when I first posted this, I didn't realize this was AI as well. This is fun. I thought this was actual body cam footage. And so did the person who posted it, you can see. Who called the police on Nana and Benny.

I need you to step back from the animal. You realize it's against the ordinance to feed wildlife like this? Not just wildlife officer. That's Benny. He's been coming by for eight winters. I look after him. It's still dangerous. That bear could hurt you or someone. See, the problem is that I fear that they are at some point something's going to happen that will give them the power to say, alright, we're cracking down and now we are regulating the use.

Speaker 1 (20:07.95)
That may be my... You just gave me a new least favorite word. Regulate.

Yeah, that's that's that's what always happens.

Here's here's more AI for you. I'm still eating. Sir, you've been here four hours management asked us to end your service. We appreciate your business, but we need to take I mean, I'm paying for all you can watch the black guy behind him turn to the left. It's so natural in a normal reaction. Hey, I'm paying for all you can eat. I'm still eating sir. You've been here four hours management asked us to end your see that he looks to the door. Yeah, I mean y'all.

I one today that I was really happy about seeing, by the way. It was a baby that was laughing, putting a hat on his or her head. And then the cat was sitting next to him. And then the cat wanted to put on his hat, which was the same type of hat. And the baby helped the cat put the hat on and they were both sitting there with hats. It wasn't very cute.

was AI. Obviously AI. Yeah, okay. Alright, well here's another one. I guess they say this is AI, but whatever. Is it supposed to swing? You still wrong with that? Table 5!

Speaker 2 (21:14.712)
Okay, ma'am,

Speaker 3 (21:25.8)
See, but the thing is, they actually did have to pull a dude out YEAH!

I bet that's where they got the idea. They did have to pull a dude out of this house.

That was last week,

Yeah, it was recently. It was recently. I saw that video going around. OK, so let me play this for you. This guy kind of tells us where we're at and where we're headed right here. We can't. Look at that. Michael Jackson and Breaking Bad. mean, right there. our eyes anymore. There's a video going viral of Bob Ross painting with his head. When he fades and looks at the painting Tell me, tell me, tell me you don't want this haircut with happy little trees in the back of your head there.

That would be awesome. That would be so awesome.

Speaker 1 (22:11.47)
goodness that was So proud of the whole I love him he's he's great but you can see that little telltale sign at the top left Sora there we go that's amazing.

I've not heard of Sora. Is that the is that another one?

That's what a lot of these AI videos have in common is they have the watermark in them. So be looking for that if you're not sure. Fades or walking out with Annette Cole Smith during the WWE. Another show Stephen Hawking hitting a half pipe doing flips, racing in Formula One races and going around the NASCAR circuit keeping pace in his wheelchair and fighting in the UFC. Martin Luther King and JFK ding dong ditching. Bigfoot doing a Ted talk.

And then there's poor Jake Paul doing makeup tutorials dressed up in a skirt or a full Jewish attire being pulled over by the cops saying he's done with boxing.

I'm officially done with boxing. I'm stepping away to focus on my LGBTQ career.

Speaker 1 (23:07.938)
And then there's real life versions of Peter Griffin. And who do we have to thank? Sora 2. Some of these videos are so accurate that they've fooled millions. AI went from this to this in a couple of years. We've just now crossed the line where seeing no longer means believing. People won't know what's real anymore. You see, here's the problem. Our brains have evolved to believe what we see. For decades, video evidence was the final word, the proof

Now proof is dead. If a fake plane crash can look real, what happens when these tools are used to generate convincing body cam footage or security videos or even historical archives? A world where anything can be faked means everything must be questioned. And that's not just a technical problem. That's a social one. Older generations are already struggling to tell what's real online. The next generation, they're growing up in a world where reality is negotiable.

Imagine fake ads showing real celebrities endorsing products they've never touched. AI generated press conferences, fake brand deals or real videos being sold as fake to avoid justice. If anyone can make anyone say anything, every platform becomes a playground of illusion. Trust becomes near impossible. And don't get me wrong, these AI video tools are incredible. They can make anyone a movie director. But every technological leap has a cost.

dog just took off

Because from now on every clip every photo every breaking story has to come with a question, but officially into the world You can't even trust your own eyes, and that's not progress. That's power without proof that can be abused which means it likely will be the age of illusion I want to say something please do cuz Telling saying that we can't believe what we see anymore. We don't believe what we see anymore

Speaker 1 (25:02.062)
We've been so brainwashed by the mainstream media and the government apparatus for years that people don't even believe that, you know, there's no climate crisis out there. You open your window every morning and you know that, you know, the weather report is about as accurate as you're licking your finger and putting it out the window. But they can tell you that in 100 years, the Earth will go under from... But they can't tell you the forecast for later today.

Exactly. They want you to believe that it's all doom and gloom and the world's going to end and the sun. So we haven't believed our eyes for a long time. And even if you have shown people videos of Antifa firebombing police station in Portland, they still think that Antifa is just an idea. I'm just saying that, you know, all these policies and politics and funding of mainstream media and

even though there's video proof, people haven't wanted to believe it. So we haven't believed our eyes in a long, long time anyway.

can't somebody actually did the uh you know when Lawler was talking to Hakeem Jeffries and that confrontation, somebody took it and had him put yeah putting it on and I had to like I was like did that? No, that didn't really

sombrero and mustache.

Speaker 1 (26:25.198)
Yeah, so that leads me to a poll question here and that was artificial intelligence will eventually Well last place fade like beanie babies. I don't know. Is this a fad and I feel like it 15 % run the world 22 % Destroy the world at 63 % or as somebody commented below It will run and destroy the world. Okay fair point

Isn't there a happy medium in there somewhere? It'll cause a great deal of strife and gnashing of teeth and then we'll like anything else.

We'll begin to love our artificial intelligent overlord. I'm trust anymore. don't think we're gonna like anymore than we already do. don't think you know what you know people. It's gone right. It's gone with us. It's gone with this audience.

didn't they fit that word

Speaker 3 (27:11.224)
has gone dead.

Speaker 1 (27:18.754)
but you would be so surprised at how many people in your life still hear something and be like, well, that's the report. I guess it's the truth. They don't even think to question. And that's my first instinct is to question. I cannot understand the mindset. If you have been alive in the last 20 years, especially in the last five, and you aren't questioning every damn thing that you hear, what's wrong with you? You're a coward.

You're tard.

I mean, listen to this, listen to this. asked the Google AI the other day, when's the last time? Google AI sucks, by the Well, they all suck it, sir. You know the rule. We don't refer to genders with our artificial intelligence. No, it's just don't get so comfortable, man. I knew that the Eagles had lost late last year. Now they've lost two in a row. But they hadn't lost in a long time.

What did he say?

Speaker 3 (28:00.494)
Alright, what'd she say?

Speaker 1 (28:15.454)
AI said their last loss was October 3rd, 2024. Well, that's not true. It was in December. But AI, somebody out there is looking up stuff in AI and getting crap wrong in their book reports or their presentation. No, people don't understand as well. This is the thing that makes me not believe in the human race being able to evolve and move forward. There's a lot of evidence for this. I've had tons of discussions with other people. Are we?

More or equally as stupid as they were 100 years ago like and I I would say equally as stupid because you know you AI in the terms of like what the data they collect is what you put in there. It's like the Wikipedia on steroids and Speed but but that goes back to your point about climate change and how everybody not everybody but in the end the tide is changing pun non-intended there that that

that you put all this data in and people have been completely brainwashed to believe that climate change is a real damn thing.

The climate is changing. It's because it always does, but it's

climate crisis is what we're trying to play here. And you recall, that was something that the Biden White House wanted to get in front of and manipulate AI so that they were the ones putting the data into the point where I think it was Facebook was at the White House at one of these meetings. And they left terrified about what the Biden administration had wanted to do with AI to manipulate its database. So it's so like anything, it can be

Speaker 1 (29:53.026)
turned into whatever we want it to be and I can't it can also what it can also do that by people Keith so if not enough voices go into grok for instance and say that correct it correct it correct grok when it's wrong then it's going to keep because I might be wrong about this but I feel like it consists users mainly consists of stupid people

and radical left, because they don't know how to find information. They will be the ones that are the core base of manipulating AI. Get on there.

If you use it properly, Grok is just, it's like having an assistant do go, go do the search for you.

Yeah, no, I know I use grok and I use chat GPT. I use it for image. use it for research as well, but I cannot like if I ask a question, I cannot trust it to be accurate about it. Like I need to make I need to do my due diligence.

yes yeah and that's what most people don't well yeah a lot of yeah you're right a lot of you i don't know if it's most or not but yeah it'll be it's it's a if they use it the right way it's awfully handy it creates great but they use it as the the last word and it's it's not

Speaker 1 (31:09.55)
don't know for sure it is.

Speaker 1 (31:16.27)
Here you go. Hey Brad, what do you trust more for looking up information about Egypt or the pyramids? Could I interest you in the world book encyclopedia? You think that'll get it there, huh?

I think you know what, if it's written down in a world book, it has to be true.

We've gone through this exercise before and it ain't pretty and It will be fun to do a documentary series that's called and in clip I can't even say the words No, we're gonna sit here and wait for you to sound it out and You know what mention hey mix in the word bomb as well while you're doing this

How's that water doing?

yeah, you drinking water today for the baby? I'm drinking diet coke. Whoa, whoa, aspartame warning. What's going on here? I have this and it says the family.

Speaker 1 (32:17.85)
Yeah, forget it. All the books, you know. The class will wait.

The thingy linger one thing what okay?

Well, hey, okay, so somebody you guys got to talk me down from this because I am Okay, this Qatar Air Force base thing in Idaho Oh God, I was thinking we're gonna talk about that. Oh That is so upsetting. I have no okay in you miss the news earlier today out of the blue We get Pete Hegseth

Get down.

Speaker 1 (32:52.824)
Secretary of War sitting down with this Qatari representative and they're signing an agreement. It's going to put Qatar on the Mountain Home Air Force Base in Idaho. And the way it sounded is they're going to have their own facility on our Air Force Base.

What's wrong with that? We got a bare force bases all around the world.

Why not? Play fair. Why are you so selfish? Just play fair. Let him have it.

So anyhow, don't want jihadists here. We don't want people who fund the Al Qaeda and Hamas and Yeah We don't want that here. Yeah, we it's probably not the best practice Brad to have a country who is known to fund terrorism Living among our soldiers our airmen there in the middle of Idaho of all places. It's just it's a

Why do you hate Mexico?

Speaker 3 (33:32.47)
I'm so racist.

Speaker 3 (33:46.282)
Say Antifa

Especially in his first term, President Trump referred to the terrorist activities of one Qatar. But I guess all is good now. And I want to show you this video here. so people have said, hey, look, we have other countries. This isn't unprecedented that have a presence on our air bases at our military sites around the country. And here's a little map for you. OK, watch this.

in the United States. We all know that the United States has military bases all over the That's obscene, by the way. That was obscene. Germany has a base in Virginia. Okay. Italy maintains a training base in Texas. Aha. The Netherlands has one in Arizona. All right. Singapore operates a base in Idaho. Wait, what's that now? The United Kingdom has four bases located in Nevada, California, Georgia, and South Carolina.

You

Speaker 1 (34:49.774)
This means that the USA hosts eight foreign military bases on its territory. Oh, OK. So except for the Singapore one, those are all NATO allies.

Singapore girl. that's news to me. had no idea.

I didn't either NATO. I'm sorry. Qatar not in NATO yet, but I'm sure any ever any minute now. Yeah, well, they're the new Ottoman Empire. That's what they want rid of them. Yeah.

I don't know. Not too long ago, I was asking the same question about how, you know, we have, that is really wild that we have that many. I didn't realize that we had that many bases. That's a lot. Which I'm okay being a lead dog. I'm fine with that. And I think it's a good, and I would, I would prefer that we remain lead dog, but I thought why don't we, we, would freak out if we had other countries bases in our country and especially cutter. I mean, they're

Yeah, that's a little

Speaker 1 (35:57.578)
The air now is the great point all of all the Chinese police force Institutions around the u.s. That you have that we have all over the world so but hang on a second as upset as many conservatives appear to be today and rightfully so with the announcement there of Qatar in Idaho

thing is.

Speaker 1 (36:22.094)
Imagine if a Barack Obama or a Joe Biden or a Kamala Harris had made this announcement. We would be like, holy crap. If we wouldn't just be pissed, we wouldn't just be like, hey, can you explain this one to us? We would be like, treason. What the hell? It is treason. And so here's what we need an explanation. But the way they did this and Brad, were looking at it. is no explanation for that, Keith. Yeah. saw somebody comment.

Well, this is what we do when we sell whatever jets to people go train him in their own country then if you want to know just into your and if you want them to come over here and train I even understand that but that they're gonna have a My understanding is a standalone facility on mountain home Air Force Base screws that a million times over no No, hell no. I mean you are at you are they

That's what I was getting to you're gonna put though a foreign country in the midst of our military They're not just gonna be already They already they already have put a foreign country in the middle of your country Look at how Islam is growing in Texas and another state the Troy the Trojan horse is already on the inside and now they're getting military as well if you had any idea how much we reference these people hide in their mosques you would

They're just clock.

And boy they have good little sight holes as well as has been demonstrated at the one of the mosques in so sight holes yeah so anyway you should look up i think that mosque is in is it in selena texas selena one of those little towns of selena anyway brad you started to say this is part of the israel homos deal

Speaker 3 (37:59.966)
Side holes? side holes.

Speaker 3 (38:16.462)
Yeah, it's the according to the the story on Fox. It's part of the it's part of the the peace deal in Gaza

See, the way that this was so kept hush hush until poof, we got a press conference today, we're a signing ceremony, it shows you that they know at this administration that there was gonna be pushback and people were gonna say, don't you dare, don't you dare. I'm sorry, I'm gonna say it out loud. I'd rather have Israel bomb the crap out of Gaza than any Muslim country ever have any military presence in any Western nation ever, ever. Deport, deport.

the port and get them the fuck out of there. Now, if there's a peace deal in Gaza, every Gaza should be sent home like that. There's no reason for them to be here. Actually, our foreign minister is meeting with the so-called Palestinian foreign minister. Who the hell that is of sort of Hamas from hell. Like, what are you even doing here? Who's paying for his flight here? Who's paying for paying for his hotel in Norway? What is he doing here?

Come here and take all your crappy people back to your shithole and leave us alone. I am so tired of them. have no... There is something called Islam critique. I have it.

Have you have you seen the video of of the Gaza Strip before and after?

Speaker 1 (39:42.36)
no, let's do this.

It's pretty wild. Okay. Obviously there.

building

Speaker 1 (39:49.794)
I don't see buildings.

It's pretty amazing what and it's bigger than I thought it was. That's what she said. I would just, I always think of the Gaza Strip as the Gaza Strip. just, but it's a fairly large chunk of land.

you

Speaker 1 (40:12.287)
Start none won't be none.

And I, well, yeah, and that just did, I mean, it's.

this is gonna be dramatic, I can just tell. It's not enough. You're still building standing. You're gonna be my secretary of war if I'm ever in the president.

Would they do this on a Friday afternoon?

I had to listen to that crap come out of the speakers on top of mosques. I would choose Friday afternoon

Speaker 3 (40:44.078)
the the the and it's I know somebody else is really when we were in Iraq all those years ago and whatever time it is in the afternoon that they start they blow the horn call to prayer. It's surreal. It's very surreal.

Yeah, and I thought you were talking about Minneapolis for a second. thank you. There as well. Like I saw the video and it makes me want like it makes me gag like this. That's how it makes me feel. I don't know about you guys, but I'm sorry to every Arab that is a nice person and an upstanding citizen. Arabic is the most ugly, defensive language I've ever heard sound.

No.

Speaker 1 (41:27.13)
angry, horrible, even Russian is better to listen to. know, I just, I can't I just take a moment and just tell Brad how proud I am of him. He was able to mentally power through and not interrupt when you said something a moment ago. So Brad, Brad, you're making progress.

Speaker 3 (41:50.118)
I'm just I'm just enjoying my time here on the planet.

Makes me gay. No, can never fly to a Muslim country ever.

And you can't say bomb on an airplane.

Let's see. Okay. Let's talk about Halloween costumes. You guys dress up because this family is awesome Look at 100 % black coffee with his pure cane sugar and his half and half kids That's funny. That's great Isn't that something I love that I love that is really funny. That's cool Brad do you dress up to scare the kids in your neighborhood? Well on a regular basis, but on Halloween do you how do you how do you do that?

Speaker 3 (42:34.04)
That's that's going to be

Oh, I'm sorry. I had a tab, a different tab. What's that say?

free mammogram place boobs here. That's going to be my Halloween costume.

I think it's

York's here.

Speaker 3 (42:50.912)
It's a I thought that was genius. Genius and it's it's giving back to it's giving back.

That is, I like

It's given back to community. Hey, Ben Steiner, who watches us on the show. I appreciate the help publicizing today's show, the Friday show with Rebecca and Brad. It's always entertaining and informative-ish. Be sure to catch them 3 p.m. Eastern time today. And there's our pets represented, you see? You got Balder. There's your kitty, Rebecca. And over here is Doc Kitty. That's yours, Brad. And then there's Matilda in the middle.

We would consider it a sign of disrespect if you didn't tune into the At the Mic Show to watch our people, Keith, Brad, and Rebecca.

And check this out, though, that's such a great way to describe this, Ben. It's, this show is informative-ish. I would like to point out that we've spent the afternoon thus far talking about AI gonna kill us all, Qatar gonna kill us from the inside, and create a Halloween costume.

Speaker 3 (43:48.31)
And the fact that he took the time to find the animals that looked like and put them in little mini suits. mean, that could not have been easy.

little pause look at that that's so cute

I mean, you know how hard it was to get them to sit still for that picture?

Sure. Thank you. Thank you. is and especially with the way Matilda is feeling today. Right. The last thing she wanted to do pose for a picture. Right.

Well, even in that picture, think she's shitting. So.

Speaker 1 (44:16.942)
It's it's about it's about that serious, okay I just wanted to play some fun videos to distract us from the world from the Qatar airbase in the Yeah, Okay, Okay, I just love I don't know what it is about when I order something in the mail and it's this

it's usually a mattress. I think that might be the only thing that I've bought that fits in a box and then you open it up and then the next thing you know you got a full-size mattress you know and it just comes in a box like this. Check out what this guy had in this box and then boom but it turns into because it ain't a mattress. I've never seen this. It's so satisfying when you get something like this here and then okay here we go what do we got here? do we got? Is that you say it's not a mattress? No.

It's a full-size couch. Well, you know, it's a love seat. no, is a full, holy crap, it was a full-size couch, y'all. You know what my, one of my- It's unbelievable. One of my friends when I was a teenager- Yes, it is real. Hold on, hold your story. your story, Rebecca. This is so real. Have you ever ordered a mattress and had it just poop and come to form? I've seen, we've played on this show, Brad. I'm sure you were with us.

the people that were in charge of flattening the mattresses and putting them in the vacuum seal.

They have really strong lungs because they have to suck all the air out of them.

Speaker 1 (45:44.468)
No, no, no, no. Anyway, Rebecca, what was your story? No, I just, this whole video thing with this couch just reminded me of what my friend's mom said when we were teenagers and she asked her mom, mom, what is it like to give birth? And she looked at her and she said, imagine you have to go pee. And she's like, mm-hmm. And then you pee a couch.

So you got anything going on in the next few weeks there, Rebecca? Peeing a couch. You're going to pee a couch. Holy crap. You know, when I see videos like this next one I'm going to play, I'm absolutely impressed. It's nobody's pee in a couch. I'm impressed. But is there not just a part of you that realizes that if you were in this predicament that you would not be as well talented? She has one arm now. yeah. saw that.

And then you pee.

Speaker 1 (46:36.142)
And now she's still playing the violin though with her full arm there.

Speaker 1 (46:53.454)
Alright, here we go, here we go! Wait for it!

Speaker 1 (47:00.162)
Wow

Speaker 1 (47:08.974)
It's impressive.

Speaker 3 (47:14.22)
Is that real?

is because look it's a she's a nurse and Paralympian swimmer. Look at that man. Yeah, but what's what's

is it little motor that's

that's no no I don't think so I think it's I think she's moving her shoulders moving yeah or somebody in the comments said or you could have just learned to play with the other.

Ha ha ha!

Speaker 1 (47:40.29)
Which no, guess you probably have to f*** little deals.

okay. couldn't. Well, can staple the the violin to your other shoulder.

We stay staple it. What people can do when they lose a limb. I'm just going to say it. It is really impressive.

that has no arms if you ever seen she's and she's got a kid and the I mean she does everything with her feet she brushes her teeth with her feet I mean it is amazeballs what she does with her damn feet

And here I am this pregnant and if something goes to the floor, I'm just it's done. Leave it there. Leave it there. Yeah. Here's another talented person. OK, we can't be doing music. You look at the way before you play that it was somebody commented in the comments. How do you send the couch back if you don't like it? Like Brad said, you're going to have to really huff and puff and suck the air out of the back.

Speaker 3 (48:36.812)
wrote in the front yard and tell them to come get it.

That's a great point. That is an excellent point. Yeah. Okay. I just, I thought this was cool. This is just broom straw into art. Again, the talent, I'm very amazed and I'm also just a tiny bit pissed off. Like, why can't I do this? Now don't waste it on free to callow. Because you haven't been to prison, Keith, and we want to keep it that way. Yeah. Brad, learned how to do a lot of things in prison. Am I right? Yeah.

Speaker 1 (49:15.244)
Have you been to prison?

That's kind of a personal question of you. ever see the inside of a

What trouble you've ever been in with the law, Rebecca? It's a good question. I haven't been in any trouble with the law ever.

You've never been you've never been overnight in jail. you haven't lived in. I have been in. I've been overnight in jail and don't ever reach across a gangbanger's plate to get the salt if you're in jail because they will. And I can tell you this from personal experience, threatened to kill you. It's like, OK, all right, fine.

No.

Speaker 1 (49:50.722)
We don't need to go to prison to, you know, have that vibe. Because now there's hand grenades everywhere. And I suspect from reading the latest news about the 15 year old that threw the hand grenade into a sushi place the other day, a couple of days ago. What? Where was this? In Norway? No, this is like not far from me. Yeah, in Norway. Say the word bomb as you're discussing this.

Please do it now. I miss it. Why now I miss it now. I miss it now that I called it out now I'm missing it. It was an explosion due to you know a hand grenade

What? An explosion? What's an explosion?

It was a hand grenade that caused the explosion and I apologize everyone for pointing it out now we will never hear miss Rebecca use bomb again

I already

Speaker 3 (50:45.848)
Check out the thing, check out the video over here. is, I don't know if you want to, well, you've got control of the audio, so.

Don't you always say that I don't have control of your

Alright, I'm going to hit mute because it doesn't really matter what the audio is, but this is the chick that has no arms. and I mean, is amazing. Yes.

May say something? I'm not eating out of that dish.

I'm you know how I feel about feet too. mean, but I just I mean look at this.

Speaker 1 (51:22.766)
I'm look that's awesome that's awesome I I would be sitting around

How do you-

Speaker 3 (51:30.796)
Yeah, she she's even doing she look. He's even doing what he should be.

But you know what though, let's be honest. This is definitely on double time though, can we be honest? They definitely spread this video.

I don't think so. I don't think so.

carry her baby out of the hospital.

I think she's married. think there's a hell, don't know. Maybe she grabbed it under her leg. Maybe she stuffed it back in to get home. What? What? Can't you do that? Once they come out, they can't.

Speaker 1 (51:57.742)
That's it.

Speaker 3 (52:10.016)
You never get back in once they get.

They cannot.

Although some people spend the rest of their life trying to.

yeah. So moving on to this right here, I'll get yourself killed. But it's really cool. Have you ever seen this? This is how you cheat at cards without getting caught, you hope? You have a look at the ring. Just watch the ring.

more music.

Speaker 1 (52:34.36)
Watch the

That's pretty cool.

That is pretty cool, if can get away with that!

Except

What? Except what?

Speaker 3 (52:49.922)
I mean, it's a pretty shiny ring and if you're sitting there.

Yeah, but look, when he pulls it away though, it looks kind of like a normal ring. You gotta be real. You're gonna get killed.

you gotta be quick. You gotta be quick. You're get your **** whooped. but yeah, like guys who can do a real bottom deals. If you've ever seen the good card guys who can deal off the bottom, they can deal through from anywhere in the deck. Really? They're amazing when they can do it.

See, you know what I've learned from these last few videos is I have no talent whatsoever. is just, you're just asking who painted her toenails. that's a fair question. That is a fair question.

Well, she has a daughter. So or a son because as a kid, somebody was shooting the video too. So I think she has a kid and it's, I just, I just thought it was amazing. Cause just, wow.

Speaker 3 (53:44.92)
Your discretion is.

Speaker 3 (53:53.486)
Boneless children.

Instead of boneless furniture I saw this story here. I don't want to get into it because it's kind of long and drawn out but apparently 1.7 trillion dollars are sitting in forgotten 401ks now. I don't know what qualifies as a forget 401k But this article is like what should we do with that money if it's not claimed. I don't know it's But there's a website. Can you the government has a website set up? I know that there's this found money website

Ha ha ha.

Speaker 3 (54:12.012)
It's mine.

Speaker 1 (54:25.442)
But this is a forgotten 401k website. So I don't have the link here, but if you Google.

happens to a lot of people because I mean because how often do you think about your 401k I mean

the time and I think, shit, I have to lose my job to get to my 401k or I can pay the massive penalty. Fuck, I gotta keep going to work. So yeah, a lot. Thank you very much.

A lot of people don't.

What is a 401k? 401k is where a company will match your contributions as you put them into the stock market. so you have a 401k is, Brad, you explain it.

Speaker 3 (55:06.732)
It's a savings account.

It's the savings account that's connected to the stock market.

there's your abandoned plan search. The employee benefits security. What the hell is the employee benefits security?

Yeah, that's it.

Speaker 1 (55:20.052)
This is why I'm so glad you put this in there. I hesitated to put any information in there because, I know I don't have any missing 401k money, but also it is a dot gov, but still proceed at your own risk.

But who the hell what's the employee benefit security the EBSA when the hell did it need to? Yes. I mean, good grief. How much did that? What's their budget? The EBSA budget? EBSA fiscal year 2026 budget is $181 million. $181 million.

To be doged!

Speaker 1 (55:50.631)
find out please.

Speaker 1 (56:01.006)
How much and what are they charged with doing?

I see the employee benefit security administration budget fizzes blah was subject to debate Trump administration, but blah blah blah I don't I don't know what Yeah, what does the what is their mission statement the EBS a mission The the EBS a's mission is to ensure the security of the retirement health

They do. And so on and so forth.

Speaker 1 (56:24.546)
That's the same.

Speaker 3 (56:33.582)
and other job-based benefits of America's work. $181 million.

Stupid shit right there. my god.

Yeah, this is where they found

I bet.

That Carter, that's another Carter.

Speaker 1 (56:50.094)
No, I bet 2009. Let's go.

EBSA founded a year.

1970 so nixon so so same era

You know, people like to say, look, Nixon wasn't that bad of a president. Let's stop with the whole Watergate thing. That was overblown. And of course, it was because he was going to reveal all in JFK. But the point is, yeah, OK, yes. Let's look at his policies, man. Dude was big government. Screw him for that. I don't care about all other Watergate stuff. Just look at the big government and the gold standard and, ugh, EPA. Get of

Peace.

Speaker 3 (57:34.158)
And then along comes Carter and don't get me started on the metric system. Things could have been so much simpler, but no, no, no.

I mean if we're being honest with ourselves the metrics the metric system makes so much more sense. Yes, use Absolutely yet, but yet we're stubborn American a holes and we're gonna do it our way. Damn it. Yeah, we're prerogative

It could have. It's just, don't get me started.

I want an animal video, but I want you to just listen carefully. Let's just listen, because we are children here. We are so immature. The three of us, everyone in the chat, just enjoy this octopus making a new home in a water bottle.

pushing.

Speaker 3 (58:27.694)
but they're amazing. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Shh.

Wait for it.

Wait,

Speaker 1 (58:45.794)
This is such guy humor. You're such a guy. It's so good. It's so good. I'm playing it again. if you inter... Every time Rebecca interrupts it to make fun of us for liking this, I'm going to start this...

Shit over!

That's

Speaker 1 (59:15.182)
you

Speaker 1 (59:21.548)
Speaker 1 (59:24.972)
my god

That is...

Speaker 3 (59:42.722)
I don't know why they're funny, but they are.

second you just reminded me of something holy crap I gotta wipe my eyes now hang on a second all right hang on a second here listen so Chris Baker is a radio guy whose show I produced which this is a fun story and I think I think you'll understand life if I get this story out here Chris Baker I produced this show briefly in Houston before I started producing Pat Gray show there and what's so wild is that

I said eyes.

Speaker 1 (01:00:13.838)
Chris Baker was a radio DJ for the station I listened to, the music station I listened to when I was going to college in Lincoln. He was a DJ in Omaha and so a small incestuous world of radio when I was producing his talk show in Houston just a few years later. Now, he tells the story of when he was a struggling standout comedian. Him, somebody else and Larry the Cable Guy all shared an apartment together.

And Chris and the second roommate really struggled to make ends meet. mean, you know, it's tough being a stand-up comedian and making money. But yet Larry the Cable Guy would be making bank and all he would be doing is telling fart jokes, man. And so Chris would say, you know, me and the other guy would sit around trying to bounce ideas off each other, really cranial jokes and stuff. And Larry would be like,

Just tell him a fart joke. And look at what happened to his career, ladies and gentlemen.

you Octo farts.

Okay, that may be the greatest video we've ever played here on the show. Every kind of fart you need too.

Speaker 3 (01:01:27.118)
this this one. I played this morning and yeah this you want to this no Rebecca. This is truly this is guy stuff because I guarantee I guarantee you.

you

Speaker 1 (01:01:41.422)
Keep talking, I'm gonna enjoy myself.

this is what you know.

This reminds me of when I got my nephew that he was like sixth birthday or something. I got him like one of those pillows that fart. Yeah. Of course they do. He was very excited about it as well.

Whoopi cushion. Every kid needs a whoopi cushion.

Speaker 3 (01:02:05.484)
I want a Leslie Nielsen fart maker.

I have a friend that you know she farts with her Tesla. That's what I thought was happening.

thought you were going to say parts with her testicles. I thought testicles was a word out of your mouth.

Okay, I don't know. do you fart with your Tesla? Or do I want to know? Tesla, the car. Yeah, fart with it. What does that So it has a function that's like fart. So instead of honking the horn, you fart. really? I have no idea. So you can have people like pass your like, you hear something and people are passing your car.

It's genius.

Speaker 1 (01:02:40.718)
That is an Elon move right

This this video here. This is We How do you explain this it's a guy it's a It'll make someone the bro challenge with my wife. So all you have to do is pick up Each one of these one at a time and we'll see how bro you are today. I don't think it's gonna go Well, all right ready. Let's start with the baseball glove pick up the baseball glove Okay

you

Is that it? All right, put it down. All right, pick up the drill.

That's a fair

Speaker 1 (01:03:24.238)
That's a fail.

Okay, put it down. up the ball.

Dale!

All right, they got the tongs. This is the one that got me. was like, oh, huge. All right. Four fans. Tie that bread up for me. A one. Rebecca, you seeing it yet? Are you? Oh, woman. I know you are zero, bro. Here, switch with me. I'll show you how you do it. The correct way to do it.

Right

Speaker 1 (01:03:58.136)
Can I guess how? So I'm guessing he's going to put the glove on. He's going to pick up the drill with his other hand, pick the ball up with the glove. No, no, I think he's going to put the glove on his hand.

you. we should give her reward. Good behavior. Reward. Good. You did it. That was good.

the drill you're gonna go. You got a ball in your hand you're gonna. And then.

I do it. Well, but that cat out of the bag, it's the Tom's again.

Like that and then the drill and then you know, it's gonna use the drill too close to bag or whatever. Okay

Speaker 3 (01:04:36.734)
You really over complicated. Yeah. Wow. Pick up the baseball glove. This is what you do. Thank you. Pick up a drill. Yep. Pick up a ball.

you talk like a duck though. Men are not that smart, but yeah, let's- There you go. There you go. Yeah, uh-huh. Every-

Yeah

Speaker 1 (01:04:57.198)
There you go.

You throw it. And usually if you really, gotta throw it in your hand.

Absolutely. Thank you. He has a good one. Thank you!

Yep.

Speaker 3 (01:05:08.354)
That thing just tosses and hides the folded underneath. Boom! Put it down. That's it.

You know what?

It's how I know I was the last one to use the bread in the family. If I go back to it and it's like that, then we're good. If the stupid little tie that I tossed in the corner of the counter is around it, I'm like, shit, somebody's been in my bread.

and those stupid plastic things that look like guitar picks. You tell me you don't use those.

Yeah, I don't I do that to my bread as well. That's not a man thing. That's like a smart people. I don't have time. don't have time to there and do the hand in the tie the bull crap, man. It's the same reason I open packaging like I just rip it open.

Speaker 3 (01:05:43.49)
That means you have a little.

Speaker 3 (01:05:53.24)
Rebecca has some dude in her and that's good. You do. You've got some dude in you and that's a good thing.

I have...

Speaker 1 (01:06:01.326)
By playing that video, you made me think of this video that I was going to play later, but this is a perfect segue.

See, this is flow. This is liminar flow.

This is fl- I don't find this funny. And this chick is stupid as hell. She could seriously injure her husband, but this is the drill prank of the spouse bull crap. Watch this. That's not funny. That's not funny. You got to know when-

to hold them. No one to fold them.

Speaker 1 (01:06:42.03)
Could have broken his ankle there.

Speaker 1 (01:06:50.104)
Wait, these are- this can't- this has the potential to be funny, but not when they're on a ladder, women!

I'm gonna a badass, man.

look at this! Now listen to Rebecca.

Wait, hold on. Hold on, time out, time out, time out, time out. I just made an observation here that I have to share. Based on how he threw whatever he threw at her, it may not be the first.

Speaker 1 (01:07:18.733)
is his shoe coming off?

That's That's funny. That's funny. We're standing on the ground. It's funny when they're on the ground. That's not funny. I want to share the swivel chair. That's funny.

You

Speaker 3 (01:07:41.39)
Okay, but the dude standing on the swivel chair was stupid for standing on the swivel chair to begin with. Deserve.

That's a Keith move right there,

I see what they're doing now. But they're screwing the at the same time.

Oh, yeah, they're sticking their finger There's there we said it with the other head sorry if that wasn't What is that all about

What you doing?

Speaker 3 (01:08:09.134)
Wow, it's like they're married or something.

this guy.

What are you doing? okay. I mean, it's a funny bit idea, but not when you're on a ladder.

But what it does is it shows you that you're not as much of an outlier as you thought. Because sometimes I'll do stuff and it's like, does everybody do this or am I just that f-ing weird? And then you see that and you're like, no.

couple of those guys screamed, like... And that reminds me of a time that you and I were the only people in the building at 4 a.m. over at the Blaze. And I was filling up my glass with water at the cooler. And then, it was one of them little mosquito catcher thingies flying around or something, And then... It may fly, yeah. Did you point it out or put it on me or...? Yeah, I think you just said, hey, is that a spider? my God.

Speaker 3 (01:08:38.722)
Correct. Like little girls.

Speaker 3 (01:08:47.982)
Mm-hmm

Speaker 3 (01:08:53.291)
Yeah, you may fly. was amazing.

Speaker 3 (01:08:59.209)
I just pointed it out. would

Speaker 3 (01:09:05.934)
Yeah, Keith has a little issue with us

I have an issue with spiders as well. I had a spider in the house in Houston and I tell you I was at the pub for five hours waiting for somebody to torch that crap. I will burn the house down. I'm not going back into a house with a spider.

I think that's a bit of

Speaker 3 (01:09:25.184)
nervous because that's completely logical so I can understand that. Okay. Yeah. mean I don't like spider. I'm not a big spider person but I mean.

Let me me let me let me tell one story here at my own risk. I'm my writers I'm just gonna say it because that's my cat eats. Okay, and then what spits them up? No, he he chews them and swallows them dead forever. Like him he's my little baby he is yeah. Yeah. Well anyway, I was just gonna say

Make it good.

You're what?

Speaker 3 (01:09:58.722)
do have a great pussy cat.

I was gonna say that, well, he made it an hour, Exactly one hour. What?

I just admired her cat. What the hell is wrong?

When I live in South Carolina, which by the way, Carolina Bulldog, I saw you live in South Carolina and you work in North Carolina. That's funny. I was in a garage there in old Charleston, South Carolina and there was a spider. And whenever I see a spider, I cuss out the spider and eight generations before it. And it knows that I'm not happy with its presence. And I made the mistake, please cover your ears if you have arachnophobia the way I do. I stepped on the spider.

And remember how I just talked about all them generations before? They came out. They're generations after as well. when you got a pregnant spider with a bunch of little people in it. I was dancing in that garage because I was stepping on all of them. All of them. Take your Charlotte's Web, happy story, get out of my life. F you.

Speaker 3 (01:10:49.576)
God.

Speaker 1 (01:11:04.142)
Little babies are gonna die. Anyway, that apparently happened at the Blaze a couple of weeks ago in the men's room after I was gone for the day. And so people were telling me about this and I was like, I think I spent the next two and a half days, I don't think, I know I spent the next two and a half days peeing exclusively upstairs. I don't know what happened in there. There's an upstairs? Yeah, there's an upstairs. That's where my office is.

What? I haven't been upstairs. I've been downstairs. Why didn't you let me upstairs?

You like it downtown though, don't you?

my god, Brad!

I did what I What what what I do it what did I do?

Speaker 1 (01:11:45.478)
Don't what me.

see here.

Brad, you could be a good science teacher. do experience.

These are the magical little experiments that make you down their phones and follow up with some. Add a little sugar to water, squeeze in some dish soap, stir with chopsticks, dip a straw in the solution. This way you can blow bubbles that won't pop. What? Poke a small hole in a balloon with tape on it. Not only does the balloon not pop, it shoots out a stationary water column as if frozen. This is the famous laminar flow phenomenon. It's liminar. An egg placed in clear water sinks.

That's awesome!

Speaker 3 (01:12:22.198)
Add a little salt to the cup, stir with chopsticks, put the egg in, the egg floats on the water surface. This is the secret of why the Dead Sea doesn't let things sink. Draw a circle around an ant with a pen and you can the ant no matter how it flies, can't escape. Why is this? Nuts, Dip a cotton swab in lemon juice and write what you don't dare say on paper. After heating, the numbers slowly appear. This is the magic of invisible writing. Use an iron nail to punch the bottom of a bowl. It shatters easily.

Drive it!

Speaker 3 (01:12:50.712)
But when you put the bowl in water, you can easily tap out a perfect round hole. This is the cushioning force of water.

That's cool stuff,

I need to try the one on the dish. I've never

want to go and find an ant right now.

Yeah, I'm telling.

Speaker 1 (01:13:08.15)
I'm pissed that Zeely and I were at a restaurant a few weeks ago, and I'm pissed I didn't know this video before now, because there was a little ant. Wait till I leave a Google review for them. No, they were a great place. But this little ant was on our table. And so she just spent the next 20 minutes just letting this thing crawl around, then and then over here, and then finally took it outside and whatever. But in retrospect, we could have saved a little bit of time in her theatrics and just drawn a little circle around it.

Wonder what? Well, I guess to them. I mean, that's a chemical barrier, because, right? I mean, has to be what it is. Because have you ever watched them like going back and forth in their little ant line and the way they talk to each other? It's freaky.

You guys have answer in Norway? You have a person in the comments that's sharing a house with a couple of wolf spiders. Hey, that's not I don't know how I feel about this. I know how I feel about

Both spiders are harmless.

Speaker 3 (01:14:09.376)
I was married to one. you kidding? They they're not wolf spiders are they're ugly as sin, but they're

They really are. They're really, really ugly.

They are ugly. I mean they they're terrifying looking but they don't I mean they won't mess with you but brown recluse They will f you up, but I couldn't you I couldn't point out a brown recluse in a lineup

I didn't even know what they looked like.

mean, I've seen pictures of them, but I've never been.

Speaker 1 (01:14:38.414)
People that have lost chunks of their legs from a wolf.

I've heard I've just and I'm sure I've run across a brown recluse

You know, our buddy Chris Cruz doesn't get out much. He's a brown recluse. Sorry, that was a long way to the well for that joke. He's a brown recluse. He doesn't get out much. Didn't like it? OK. So Norway, you have that built-in rivalry with Sweden, Mm-hmm.

You know they have a... They have an ad campaign to get people to go there. Really? And what does the ad campaign? Well, here's some of the slogans. Here in Sweden the sun won't go down for a hundred days.

I hate the Swedes so much.

Speaker 3 (01:15:32.066)
Neither will your wife.

Speaker 3 (01:15:37.454)
Sorry, did I say that out loud?

much.

What else have they took the heat off my brown recluse pun Just imagine what 24-7 like therapy could do for you wait a second hold on a second is that true It doesn't go down for a hundred days that far no I know I know that there are like northern Alaska's like that But is it like that in Sweden and Norway and yeah Nordic countries deal with that like

So once you get north from the polar circle, then the sun stays up all the time. So Stockholm and Oslo is south. I can never remember if you're in Stockholm or Oslo. Which one is it, Oslo?

Speaker 1 (01:16:25.646)
don't answer that. You're a lawyer. Wow. What that was. Oh, Norway, Stockholm, Sweden. Now I get why she hesitated. Oslo, sorry. gave you these in Nordic countries. You're all the same. Okay. So Oslo, what is the shortest day there? Daylight from sun up to sun down. I apologize for the geographical snafu. It's because we're not on metric here and I have that open.

You

Speaker 3 (01:16:33.069)
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:16:55.022)
I'm not sure actually, but it's not, let's see. Rock. Ask Rock. Dear Lord, I'll ask.

Ha ha ha.

Speaker 1 (01:17:04.406)
I mean that pissed her off right there. That was a slip. Shortest? I thought I heard an octopus fart. So we have like 18 hours and 50 minutes of daylight. Don't, okay, I can't do the math on that. what is that? Five hours? So you have like five hour days?

think I heard water dripping.

Speaker 1 (01:17:30.178)
Yeah, and it's not really

It's just kind of dim.

I don't want to read the rest of the story. Now I don't like it. So I'm moving on. Did you guys see the, I don't think, did I send that to you? The chick on the airplane who admitted to, and she felt bad, but she was eating like a peanut butter, one of them little snackable things, little PBJ things, you know? And then the announcement comes on as they're boarding the plane.

And it says, hey, we got somebody on the plane with a peanut allergy, so we're going to be passing out peanuts, so please don't eat peanut-based stuff. And so this chick put a picture of herself with her mouth full. And she's just like, oops, do I tell someone? I don't know what she ended up doing, though. But I guess you have some options there. You could just not tell anyone and just hope everything works out.

I guess you tell the stewardess, you're like,

Speaker 3 (01:18:35.262)
Well, why don't you just wait until somebody passes out or whatever and then say, okay, it was me.

I mean.

But they now say that peanut allergy is not airborne. well, hold on. One thing you don't do is you don't tell the world on social media. Yeah, I may have just murdered someone. My bad. But that's interesting. How are they getting the old peanut allergy thing?

You have to rub peanut butter on your nipples. Okay. That's how you, that's how it spreads.

Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:19:05.774)
That's how you know if you have it or not. So hang on. If you want to check yourself for peanut allergies, you just put the most nice peanut butter on your nipples. on. Now, OK, see, when Brad says it, I'm like, that's a Brad joke there. And then when Rebecca says it, I'm like, wait a minute, is that a Brad joke there? Hang on a second. See, I slacking.

He's right

Speaker 1 (01:19:38.866)
Yeah, you don't want crunchy.

That'll be smooth and then we're good. can check your partner's allergies as well. We're good.

Hey, exactly. All right. Really? don't know. When did the honey come in?

Nobody has honey allergies, do they? Your shortest day is December 21st and you will have sunrise at 9 18 a.m. and sunset at 3 12 p.m. So 5 hours 53 minutes and 55 seconds. Four hours and 10 minutes.

I was wrong. I was about to say I did the math wrong and it was five hours not four hours.

Speaker 1 (01:20:19.214)
That's my job on We're going into dark times now, it's the middle ages. Over here.

Rebecca saying a Brad joke while sucking on a treat is hilarious, says John.

Hey, do you guys think that we're gonna be a civilization two months from now or is this three I atlas thing gonna be our doom? Oh, what now? Oh, it's the astronaut. you call it? Ask.

You just made this world point you have.

It's an astronaut. You're right. It's an astronaut. Astronaut flying through.

Speaker 1 (01:20:52.374)
you got it. Yeah there we are astronaut time. okay I want to play a couple clips.

Do you know what call a Mexican in space?

Brown recluse.

Do you know what you call a in space? Astronaut, you racist.

You

Speaker 1 (01:21:13.166)
No. I like that one. Let's write that one down. That's good. Okay. So first I want to point out Avi Loeb was on, uh, doing an interview at the same time with, uh, representative Tim Burchett of Tennessee. Uh, and here he is. Uh, uh, it doesn't matter what Avi Loeb is saying. It just matters what Tim Burchett is doing out in his horse barn. Watch this.

The polarization of light we had never seen before for comets and the trajectory of three atlas is the line the plane of the planets around the

I mean, the director's like, come to a graphic. I have no idea why Tim is a screwdriver in the air.

of 3i Atlas is aligned with the plane of the planets around the... What the hell is he doing with the screwdriver?

What?

Speaker 1 (01:22:00.706)
He's just he was bored for the two minutes that I'll be was gonna answer looking for was asteroid Yeah, but we just ignored it. You're making fun of me with my pregnancy brain. I don't appreciate it. listen to the built-in

I would never make fun of you for that.

I want you to listen to this answer from Tim Burchett though. He eventually puts the screwdriver down.

the screwdriver down and step away from the babysitter.

the baby's wait, I'm sorry. What that escalated quickly. Here we go.

Speaker 3 (01:22:38.702)
never seen. go ahead.

right. Alright, so this this they're not talking about we're gonna get back to three I Atlas. Let's go where Birch says about what's under our water under our ocean.

received intelligence that suggests that there are perhaps deep water alien bases right now sitting on the ocean on this planet. that accurate? I would say that's pretty accurate. Can you go into more detail? How long have they been here? Where are they? Well, I'm extrapolating all this with my East Tennessee vernacular. we've got five, five or six deep water areas of the

I'm

Speaker 3 (01:23:22.35)
of our oceans. actually know more about the surface of the moon than we do about these areas. And these are areas where we have a high frequency of UFO or UAP sightings. We've had naval folks have told me pretty high up that they've actually tracked these things. Now we have stuff that can go underwater probably 30 to 40 miles an hour, maybe something a little faster that the Chinese haven't stole from us yet. And we've tracked things.

going 200 miles an hour. Now I realize in the water you extrapolate that to knots and all that. just for just for good old East Tennessee common sense, 200 miles an hour, something the size of a football field. And and we don't know what it is. And these are in these areas. So yeah, there's something going on there. And whether it's something that's been here for millennial or whatever, you know, and I'm not afraid of it. I'm kind of I like.

laughing.

study this kind of stuff. It's scientific material there is, is we again, he's the one that disclosed some things that were found that were extra-terrestrial in our oceans. And, you know, he's brave enough, I believe to come forward with those. So I'll be smiling cause he's like, I'm looking forward to some more talks about this, but I've really, think I've kept a hornet's nest because it was just in a casual conversation with a blogger and I discussed it. wasn't in a classified setting so I could talk about it.

But I always remember the last thing this one high ranking official told me as he left my office. He was right close to me as I am to my phone in my barn right now. And he said, said, Tim, they're real.

Speaker 1 (01:25:01.87)
the I'd like to toss my screwdriver in private. I'm horrified now because I already have a fear of sharks and all the other water creatures and now I have to think about aliens when I go swimming. No sharks are your friend now compared to what's down there.

Go kill something with a screwdriver.

Speaker 3 (01:25:22.85)
Big time. And here's the 3i Atlas.

Yeah, I got some three iAtlas videos for you, but go ahead.

It's not a ship. It's not a ship. Just because it's acting like a ship, just because it's changing, just because it's doing stuff that asteroids and meteors don't do, it's not a ship. Why are you such a freak? It's not a ship.

So it's not a ship. Not a ship. Now I want to play this guy. now, now, let's see. No, I don't want to this guy. There's another guy I want to play. Hang on. I got three more Atlas videos to play for you. OK, so this guy, after I played the Tim Burchit things, I was just going to play this one Atlas video. And then I found other ones. So let me just, this guy makes you think that it is just a, it's just a comet. Because listen to this guy.

I want to record a video on TikTok and tell you that this is a giant fleet of ships coming in and they block the sound on TikTok. They legitimately block the sound.

Speaker 1 (01:26:20.078)
I'd like to point out that he has his computer graphics much the same way I have mine. He's got, if you see there, he's like incoming objects, atmosphere, now on ground. See, he's got, so he's doing the same thing. He's at Keith Malinak School of Computer Graphics.

This is a giant fleet of motherships coming in. What it's been going on since 1220 UTC time. it's now 121 UTC time. Yeah, this is insane. This is a huge fleet of ships Look at the structure that structure from a ship This is a huge ship

Look at it.

Okay. If it turns out to be a huge group of motherships or whatever group of ships coming off of a mothership in a couple of months, you'll remember this video. That's for sure.

TikTok blocked the sound.

Speaker 1 (01:27:08.45)
Tick tock, block the second,

I called this. called it. I called it. I called it on YouTube and said we would see our parents and we'd see a big fleet come in. This has been going on since right before I said that I called this was going to happen. To record a video. Not doing himself any favors by sounding so crazy.

He called it. All right, so there you go.

Speaker 1 (01:27:29.646)
Now, now listen to this. I was gonna bring that to the table and be like, well, now I'm not as afraid of 3i Atlas. I you got to, called this guy telling us about it. And then right before we went on today, this video pops across my feed and I'm like, hold on a second. Wait, what was that the guy was saying? Here's Avi Loeb talking about that. Listen.

We did get one report that as 3I Atlas get closer now to the Sun, telescopes here on Earth are picking up other objects flying alongside it. What? Accurate. Yeah. Well, there are always objects. The question is whether we see unusual activity. And in fact, I tasked my research team at the Galileo project to monitor the sky for any unusual activity because it's possible that if it's a

alien probe that in fact it would release some mini probes that will visit the planets. You know we should not assume anything it's a blind date and we should watch the other side you know just in case there is a serial killer there. Thank you.

Okay, you me at probe date and serial killer. I mean this now we're talking

You don't think it's a ship.

Speaker 1 (01:28:52.438)
You know what? If aliens are coming to Earth, I welcome them. Just please just get rid of.

I'm Okay, but that's the way I think a lot of people feel now. It's like, all right, if they're out there, just fricking show them. It's not, there's no such thing as aliens. Now it's the, right, fine. Just let them out. this, the words.

broke the economy is crashing we have this jihad going on all over the world Qatar just got a air base in the US let the aliens out like let them come

It is awfully convenient that none of these big telescopes that we have down here on Earth have done squat to investigate. We haven't seen any pictures, any good pictures. NASA is a...

government shutdown Brad we can't show you I mean the world may be coming to an end but we're too busy not

Speaker 3 (01:29:48.27)
You're right.

Speaker 3 (01:29:53.806)
We, we, we're not getting paid, so we're not going to work. lot of things that are awfully weird with this thing.

Yep, exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:30:01.442)
Yeah, but if you think- believe in the lizard people? just gotta ask. hang on, hang on, hold that.

Don't you dare open that door.

I'm opening it. I'm opening it wide open. Hold the thought and your word choice does not help anything. So, I know, I know.

this next video. my tail gets out of its constraints.

So, um, help me. okay. Uh, sir. So I didn't realize. You mean the Clintons? Yes. That's true. May I, may I move along? Wait, what did he say?

Speaker 3 (01:30:34.702)
shit on it.

Speaker 3 (01:30:42.786)
GD Cooder.

DB, I just don't like the name DB Cooder.

Okay, here we go. Here we go. Listen, did you realize that they started building CERN in 1954? Super Collider? they...

I realize the dedication was in 07, right?

Well, yeah, 2008, they turn it on. Maybe the dedication is 07, sure. They turn it on 2008. And honestly, I mean, you can make a case that the world ended right then in the summer of 2008.

Speaker 3 (01:31:13.774)
Rebecca, breathe, breathe in. She's gonna, she's gonna.

They aliens and they have two motherships! just can't! Wait, what did I miss?

She is so hot. It is not even hot.

Okay, yeah, two motherships. T.B. Cooder. Good call. Good call. Okay. Do need me to take a break? I can play this next video if you need to. Okay, here we go. So after you just set the table with the lizard people talk and CERN in 2008, that's when the world ended and America elected Barack Obama. Here we go. This gentleman.

claims that CERN opened a portal and contacted Draco Reptilians on 3i Atlas and here we go. CERN, they used their collider to open up a portal to communicate with extraterrestrial beings and one of them are the occupants from 3i Atlas.

Speaker 3 (01:32:08.162)
Well.

Speaker 1 (01:32:19.34)
Stranger Things right there.

Speaker 3 (01:32:24.09)
That's correct.

So those beings introduced themselves as such, as we are the occupants of this object, and they did not show up physically. They show up as holograms. Holograms! All right, Frenchy French, work harder on the English. Holograms, they look tall, that's what she said. Okay, first of I can't let that go. He's quoting an actual woman who said that the beings were tall. That's what she said.

Now what?

Speaker 3 (01:32:56.994)
Okay, does it sound like you like that's what she said? You're welcome

holograms that's she said they communicated telepathically with every single scientist in the room and they all got the same message which is that they are coming in peace and they're just trying to come over here to gather all the star seeds of this planet so gather all the star seeds of what our seed is the soul that has been reborn in another form than what they're normally

Hola

Speaker 3 (01:33:21.1)
What the hell is a star seed?

Speaker 3 (01:33:27.64)
star children.

Yes, start y'all know that how do I know that because i'm a girl keith every girl knows astrology like come on keep up

She knows how to tie up a loaf of bread. Leave her alone.

Hey, for everybody in the chat that wants to know, tell them what your astrological sign is. Mine's Capricorn. OK, so y'all can do your own research now.

An acorn.

Speaker 1 (01:33:53.518)
So this guy is about, this is through remote viewing by the way, is how this.

Speaker 1 (01:34:04.982)
Yes and no. I believe that the Derecho reptilians will be coming to Earth, but as to know what the exact intent is, that I couldn't really say.

Well, this is an extraordinary development. You were remote-duty to the IATLAS. You got your own, were you tasked with this?

It is.

Speaker 1 (01:34:23.534)
No, I was tasked by the same intelligence people I'm working with to look at the object because those he had concerns But what I saw as a remote viewer was a mother ship somebody Google remote your with occupants on board Oh, here's here's here's what that first crazy guy was saying about the mother show the ships. This is what's on him He Drake reptilian occupants That's cool

Hell no.

Speaker 3 (01:34:48.791)
Okay.

Let's zoom in on that, Malinak. yeah, look at that. That's good stuff headed our way.

See, they throw in the lizard shit just to throw you off.

you I saw as a remodour. Again, someone looking up the word remodour for me, I hope.

when

Speaker 3 (01:35:05.816)
corroborated by other remote viewers seeing the same things, but this ship and Draco.

One of them is John Juvenko. Hang on, let me write this.

Vivenko, John.

Speaker 1 (01:35:21.006)
M-O-D-U-R-E.

You are Remedur.

is also a known remote he announced it publicly as well. And other people from the Stargate program as well. So they basically all came up with the same idea. All right, here you go. We're all going to.

Remeduras grind I think But I don't think I spelled it right

After a fact, Jonathan, French should not be allowed on TV. They screw everything up. I made a great new French friend not too long ago, actually. Guy or a girl, huh? Just answer my question. is a guy, all right? Renaud Cormer. I don't know if you've heard of him, but he's... Who? I didn't want to reveal anybody's name. Now I can't play the little game. Renaud Cormer. He's like...

Speaker 3 (01:35:53.015)
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:36:11.95)
Did you say Renault? Okay, that's weird because my grandfather, who was a vaudeville magician, went by Renault, the conjurer.

Renault, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:36:22.926)
What did he conjure exactly?

He was a magician in vaudeville, he went that was his stage name. reno r e n o u g h reno the conjurer. Now I know that reno cars spell it differently, but your friend reno, just

I'm very intelligent man. You know, it was a pleasure to meet him.

My grandfather walked into the propeller of a small airplane. That's how he died. Top that one. I just felt like bringing it up again.

Almost that.

Speaker 1 (01:36:51.342)
well my granddad could beat up, well your granddad, especially after that propeller.

Yeah, but just just because he lost his head doesn't mean he couldn't fight.

My granddad had no legs from the knee down and he used to take his legs off and scare the crap out of me. that's fun. That's kind of fun. Huh? No for him. Maybe

much. Remember Hank Hill's dad in King's His shins shot off in the war.

So here you go. Star seeds comes from new age and metaphysical belief system. It refers to the idea that certain people's souls originate from other planets, star systems or dimensions, and that they've incarnated on Earth to assist humanity's spiritual evolution.

Speaker 3 (01:37:36.024)
Start your room.

So that is who they're coming to pick up apparently. I don't know if I believe that.

Well, the whole thing, the, the, portal and all of that, the weird thing,

Why would they need a ship if there's a portal? It makes no sense.

Well, the portal is to the do you remember the Gothard tunnel dedication ceremony? Here is I've got the video running if you want to punch that.

Speaker 1 (01:38:02.728)
I'm sorry, I was just about to...

Thank you. Go ahead. That's that's the, uh, gothered, uh, tunnel, uh, dedication ceremony. I mean, some people have suggested that it looks very satanic and that it is a satanic, uh, dedication ceremony of death, but others say it's just to the folklore, uh, Swiss folklore. And it's just, you know, it may be pagan, but you know, there's, it's no big whoop. Uh, but this is the reason that a lot of folks are saying, well, they opened up a portal to if not,

than alternate dimension.

They opened up portal to hell. Where's the lamb gonna go?

I mean, just because you bring in a lamb as a lamb. No one said anything about a sacrifice. No, did they? Now, and I don't know why you can't just look at this and appreciate it for the folk art that it is. I mean, not everything that looks satanic is satanic. What is it? The gothered tunnel ceremony. This is the gothered tunnel in it connects. You're closer, Rebecca. It connects Frankfurt.

Speaker 1 (01:38:43.596)
they sacrifice

Speaker 1 (01:38:57.165)
this dedication.

Speaker 3 (01:39:08.174)
To Some place in Switzerland Germany to Switzerland to believe

Cool. Well, then they can just pass back their third-world rapist.

Right exactly. I just back and forth. But I mean it's it's a pretty amazing tunnel but this this ceremony took place in 2016 and It was about that time. Remember shit hit the fan in the world What about 20 by 10 years ago and everybody blamed it on trump coming down the escalator But this happened at about the same time about a year later

I would put my money on that tunnel ceremony more than I would

was just about this would make if you

Speaker 1 (01:39:46.048)
Is that a road? it a subway? Like what?

The tunnel is a tunnel. It's a road.

Is that a symbol? Do you think that when trump was going to speak to the united nations that the escalator stopped that we now are entering a better period because all the aliens are coming to take their crappy people back Okay, okay I just I just I want to i'm just throwing stuff out there. Thank you jack jack Thank you jack for your donation, that's very kind of you don't forget you could always

I consider that,

Speaker 3 (01:40:15.096)
sense is anything else.

Speaker 1 (01:40:21.632)
and mummy during the show.

Jack, where do you get off sending Keith money?

Okay, how about some not-so-rapid fire?

we're just gonna leave. We're just hold on. We're just gonna leave the portal to hell and the fact that there is a spaceship headed toward earth and releasing little probes and we're just gonna go on to

No, so you want to talk about the what do you think? do you think? Three I Atlas is gonna be can we get okay first of all if it's gonna impact Humanity we need a better name This three I Atlas is too cumbersome. know what Atlas it just reminds me of like those old Maps in school and that weird light projector that we used to have like with those little see-through stuff that we've Yes

Speaker 3 (01:41:09.326)
Yes.

Atlas Shrugged though, what about that? You don't think about that, y'all? Come on now. The what now? standing there and he's holding the planet on his shoulders.

Right? That's a thought. That's a thought.

I don't know, there's something. How do they get this name? Do we know how they got the name 3i Atlas for this?

named after the people who discovered it and something else. overhead. Yes, the overhead projector. Don't forget the Shiva statue in front of CERN and the ceremony that happened there. Yeah, that was eight. A lot of people get this and and that confused though and this was the goth tunnel and it is about as satanic as you can get. Yeah. without putting the a big sign out front that says

Speaker 1 (01:41:32.086)
I don't like

Speaker 3 (01:41:55.028)
satanic ceremony happening now because I mean because that's that's just a goat don't you don't yeah you're right you don't just just because it looks like a befoam it and then satan party

speaker today.

Speaker 1 (01:42:09.538)
There's one of these ritual that I do actually appreciate and that is What is it the what is called that Christmas demon that they have in Germany?

Oh, Kraken, Krampus, Krampus,

Speaker 1 (01:42:32.414)
So now we're mocking religion there?

Speaker 1 (01:42:54.254)
This is never not heard about it. Hope is not exactly a good example of anything. I saw him bless a block of ice. Oh yeah, that's the new Pope to get rid of the climate crisis. me, Pope. You're not God. Wait, you're not even chosen by God. You're chosen by other people who compete with.

You've never seen this?

Speaker 1 (01:43:17.356)
in your little town that tells everybody else to have like mass migration and make shithole countries while you sit there with your new, refound orders, keeping everybody out. Hey, Brad, you were asking about the climate change blessing of the block of ice. You didn't see that a few.

saying this.

Speaker 3 (01:43:33.086)
I didn't see the climate change blessing of the

Yeah, yeah, he blessed the black ice because climate change.

What is wrong with having some blessed ice? What the hell is wrong with you?

Before we get broad

Wow, you don't think that there's a

Speaker 1 (01:43:49.784)
Creating himself to be a false idol is what he's doing. I have so much hope for this Pope, but it was gone after that. It's gone. It's gone a long time ago.

Here's the flying nuns.

Speaker 1 (01:44:10.808)
Are you

sweet. How am I watching?

much this is still the ceremony

Is it a remake Who signs off on this shit? Who signs off on-

Hmm. I'm pretty sure they had to have Satan sign off.

Speaker 1 (01:44:26.806)
Nat, who are the directors behind this?

The gothered tunnel. That's a question.

So why you look that up? I want to point out why I have the Jeffy Apologist post about the overhead projector thing. I know we're 10 minutes removed from talking about the overhead projector reference, but I want to send my apologies to Cobb County Georgia schools because about 35 years ago, I'd say it was, I'm responsible for one of those projectors breaking. Did you draw a penis on it? I did not draw a penis on it. No, I didn't draw a

Are you drawing people again?

I raised my hand in class and the teacher was a hothead. She was a bitch, man. And I remember her nasty coffee breath. And I raised my hand to ask a question. And I wasn't being, I could have been an asshole, but I wasn't being one where I could have put it right in front of the shot of the light going to the front of the class. I could have done one of these, but it was just barely, I mean, it was barely off to the side, just so she could see that my hand was raised.

Speaker 1 (01:45:28.204)
What is it, by the way, with people that have bad breath, they always want to whisper. And so so this teacher with the bad coffee breath in the hot temper there, she slammed her hand down on the overhead projector. What is it, Keith? And the thing would come back on. well, then you didn't break it. She like it. Yeah, she broke it. I had nothing. I didn't touch the damn thing. You were just being you.

I know.

Speaker 3 (01:45:54.582)
There's a, just check out this one little snort, snort, short snippet here because there's a pregnant woman coming up, but it's okay. There's a goat. There's a goat. It's a goat. It's, don't know why you think it's satanic just cause. I mean, I think she's knocked up there. could be Satan's child. there's somebody with horns running around on the ground and that does not look satanic at all. Don't even start with me. There's nothing wrong.

change.

Speaker 1 (01:46:14.318)
I gotta a question.

Speaker 1 (01:46:22.092)
I'm just

There is the bellhop with the mini skirt and I don't know why you

Okay, that chick in the red was carrying a flag or a purse that was the Switzerland flag and There's some symbolic there. I just don't want to dwell on that anymore. I will say the who What was this the government a private entity?

world

The gothered base tunnel is managed by the Swiss federal railways and overseen by the Swiss government. There's no board of directors.

Speaker 1 (01:46:52.394)
So I never want to hear anyone make the case that, I should move to Switzerland. never want to hear, Switzerland seems like a nice place to live. They're never in any wars and stuff. Yeah, I guess that's the benefit of selling your soul to the devil.

can't even get a good Swiss bank account anymore and avoid paying taxes. I mean, what the hell is that all about? Anyway, that's the the Gotham base tunnel. It's been open now for what? 10 years of delivering packages to the underworld and to hell and back in. And I think you can get it done in like under 24 hours for 15 bucks. So I don't believe it's free shipping. It's arm, a leg and a soul.

Is free? Is not free shipping?

for that.

Speaker 1 (01:47:39.534)
Yeah, know what let's transition to the Bible here for just a second in Biden's case. It was his sane mind, but you know An ancient five hundred year old factory has been discovered Confirming a key part of what is mentioned in the Bible. So about 40 miles south of Tel Aviv There's a factory where they used to make blades which date backs 5,500 years and according to the

That's a good point.

Speaker 3 (01:47:50.796)
It's a secret,

Speaker 1 (01:48:09.066)
Israel antiquities authority the Canaanite workshop was discovered blah blah blah blah blah But apparently in the Bible the people that lived around there It was noted that they were really good at like making blades and whatnot like I don't what my blades like cutting stuff

blade

Really? How long ago five that would say?

1500 years ago the discovery is believed to be linked to the canine I blade industry archaeology archaeologists believe the tools line up with the Canaan's material culture and the Abrahamic period and show how advanced technology was that's kind of cool

Isn't it because it wasn't a theory that they only had like copper chisels back then five thousand years ago That's what we keep being told that they built the pyramids with copper chisels and rocks

Speaker 1 (01:48:51.65)
Interesting.

Speaker 1 (01:48:56.366)
Are you saying that my world book encyclopedias, P for Pyramids, E for Egypt,

I was, mean, look, if it's written down in Encyclopedia Britannica, it's got to be true.

Hey, you search on GROC, don't you? You son of a bitch.

I, it's a Satan thing. You wouldn't understand.

What else we got over here? please help me understand what this is. What kind of animal is this? I feel like I should know. And I also feel like I want one of these as a pet. I'm sure Matilda would be so grateful to have this cute little guy. Where is he? Here you go. this. this. What is this? What is that? What is that?

Speaker 3 (01:49:44.202)
Flying squirrel.

It's that South American

It's an armadillo in them.

I want one of these things. Watch this. Now, do you believe me when I said I was gonna take you to the desert? Are you gonna take me more serious now, you discount guinea pig? And are you gonna stop screaming at me all the damn time? It's so funny how your tone has changed. Lastly, will you show me some appreciation for what I do for you? Don't look away from me. Henry! Get your ugly ass down from there. Now! Get down from there, you curbside chipmunk. I'm serious. Get down here. Okay, fine.

I'm gonna tell you a new girl, I call you kissing a dude. Henry, me a favor and do the Rick Flair. Woo! Dude, you're better than that. One more time and say it like you mean it. Better. Not your best, but I'll take it. I'll tell you what. I'm sick and tired of you always screaming at me for no reason, you food stamp ferret. Cool. I'm gonna call animal control and tell them that you have rabies. Okay, done deal. Stop what? I'm not even doing anything. So who is that, your girlfriend? She's cute. What? I being polite.

Speaker 1 (01:50:51.38)
She's not cute you first what cat got your tongue? No, thanks Yeah, I think that's what it is right I Don't know but I'm bad. I don't think I've ever seen one before

Wait, wombat?

Speaker 3 (01:51:00.93)
What the hell is that thing?

Speaker 3 (01:51:06.878)
I'll bet you have.

A capybara

Yeah, Capybara, yes, that's what it is.

Thank you, Toby. I knew Toby would know he knew he knows all the small animals. I don't know why, but you know, whatever.

Yes, OK, so that's what it is. A copybara. Yes, I want a miniature donkey. Like, that's my big wish. I didn't realize that they were so talkative. Yeah, it's kind of fun. OK, now look at this guy. OK, watch this guy. This guy's pretty cool. He's talented.

Speaker 3 (01:51:35.758)
I'm your donkey.

Speaker 3 (01:51:42.518)
I even see his lips move.

Speaker 1 (01:51:49.912)
By the way, I hate that caption.

That is a huge pecker.

That's what she said. Don't encourage him.

I'll set him up. You knock him down. That is just freakish.

Thank

Speaker 1 (01:52:14.638)
Oh, I mean that's right there

Yeah, that's a great pet to have for about a week.

no, I'm telling you, that's a great pet to have for sleeping imagine, just close your eyes and you're in a completely different setting it's called hell

You'd fry that thing for dinner one night and be so pissed at it.

the cat would eat it.

Speaker 3 (01:52:42.87)
Yeah, it'd be a tasty dinner though.

this guy's just showing off at this point.

Exactly. What is it?

Speaker 1 (01:53:01.568)
It makes it sound like you're outside in the jungle though, it's kinda cool.

as he lives outside in the jungle.

Every pet store should have one of those so the birds feel like they're not in a cage. You know what I'm saying?

Right? Hold on to do five just sent us a he says I want one of these birds. I don't know what it's

That would be kind of cool to have him sitting in a window above your door on Halloween night, you know, and making all sorts of noises and stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:53:29.624)
think this bird. think this I don't I don't know but I it's the deuce five sent it. I just clicked on the link. You want it? You want it? I'm here. If you want **** Come on. chicken. it's not a chicken. It's a pretty bird. You sure? Yeah. Alright.

No. No.

Speaker 1 (01:53:48.802)
don't care.

Speaker 3 (01:53:57.582)
I was saying, it's right there.

Speaker 1 (01:54:24.6)
verbal Tourette's later and just like for no reason I'm to be in the kitchen and just yell fuck you Tony.

D. B. Cooder because I just found that recently that the iconic eagle screech is actually, know it's not an eagle. Eagles sound like pussies. it's the hawk that actually makes that really cool screech. Eagles. Eagles are like really

you know i i thank you to mike's random thought the sent this to me and i said over playing this on today's friday live stream i had a pet lizard named george he was cool but he made me really bored so i gave him to my mom and she loves him very much because animals are better than people they try to cancel me cancel me bother me bother me stop bothering me i don't even like my job

Karen's, the f*** up. Vegans, shut the f*** up. Babies, shut the f*** up. Everyone needs to shut the f*** up. Laundry, shut the f*** up. War, shut the f*** up. Dinosaurs, shut the f*** up. Everyone needs to shut the f*** up. Traffic, shut the f*** up. People, shut the f*** up. Groceries, shut the f*** up. Everyone needs to shut the

Speaker 1 (01:55:40.814)
That's it.

You

I mean, there's no nobody can ever ever be Ken Lee addition.

Richie had some work done.

Speaker 3 (01:55:54.83)
I'm sorry.

The Asian woman that does the addition for I think it's American Idol and she says she's gonna sing Ken Lee The Mariah Carey song. not familiar with it

hang on. I think is it the Ken Lee funniest audition

The look on Rebecca's face. I'm sorry. Did I break your heart because I guess I don't know

Here it is if you want it.

Speaker 2 (01:56:24.206)
This is son, Ken Lee.

Speaker 3 (01:56:34.478)
Can't leave.

Speaker 1 (01:56:58.86)
Can pause this? Pause this.

without you

Rebecca What what language are we singing in here? Because I feel like like I want to laugh, but I don't know what the hell is It's a make-believe language. She's singing in for okay Thank you. Yeah, I thought maybe it was like a foreign like countries Every song yeah, I apologize for being so damn slow, please continue with

made it all the way.

Speaker 2 (01:57:32.426)
Mascarpine.

Ooooo

Can't without you

you

Speaker 1 (01:57:45.87)
We got

Speaker 3 (01:57:52.066)
Wow. Wow.

That, my friends, is audition.

Who sang that song first though? I hated that song. It was like a 1960s or 70s song. was like, every time it came on.

the Hawaiian Grand Canyon Bridge is over 2000 feet above the river and spans 4600 feet over the river and geez and then there's a restaurant on top here. You eating on that restaurant on top of the bridge there? You eating up there? Come on.

And then.

Speaker 3 (01:58:28.808)
That's a sissy place. wouldn't you eat up there? What's wrong? I mean, is that a waterfall?

The sissy place?

Speaker 1 (01:58:37.772)
what's going on.

mean, when you said, when you said that, and it said, would you eat at the highest restaurant in the world? I'm like, yeah, I'm fine. I'm going to find the highest restaurant in the world. And I found the highest restaurant and I'm sitting in front of it. And then, and you show me a bridge. That's like, it's that I can't, that's not very, that's not high. That's the, that's the high. That's the higher. How do weathermen do this? That is the highest restaurant in the world, right back there. I feel like I could reach back and touch it.

What do you got going on back there?

Where is it?

Speaker 1 (01:59:06.7)
Is that a fork? What are we doing here? What do you got there?

That could be a fork. that's the road. That's the is that Austin Powers joke. That's the highest restaurant in the world right there. And it's in China, just like every other thing that's freaky and weird.

work in the

Speaker 1 (01:59:25.134)
Is there a town in China where they put cars into elevators because the town is just like different floors? Email that to me and we'll have it next week. That sounds like fun.

The town is just different floors.

Yeah, it's insane. It's insane to watch.

China's also got like those abandoned cities because they just they put all their workers to work building shit and they didn't have any Anybody to buy them and the same thing with their electric cars that they built all these and knocked Tesla off the number one spot But it turns out all those cars that they built are just like sitting in a field

No, keep going. But then I have a question.

Speaker 3 (02:00:02.572)
No, that was the end of my point.

My back didn't itch until I started doing this.

Now everything on my back itches. What is that all about?

you put the itching powder on the stick.

That's stupid. Like it was fine. I just wanted to do this because you had your little thing there. And the next thing I know, like now it really itches back. I really do. And I need one. You got to train that kid to scratch your back. Like as soon as I got to give birth first.

Speaker 3 (02:00:21.56)
You want one, don't you, Rebecca?

Speaker 3 (02:00:32.56)
Squeeze that thing out. You to pee out that watermelon

So the due date is November 13th. You know that I don't I actually don't have to push anything like I just have to wait for the baby to be further down in the birth canal and my uterus will push it out.

that's every bit of romance right out of everything I've ever learned about anything

strong muscles of the uterus bread.

I tell you, I'm How often do I just, spend hours looking online for the, I'm looking for strong uterine muscles. That's all I was with really strong.

Speaker 1 (02:01:10.926)
There are moments when I feel like I've lost control of the show and this would be one of them. I don't even know how to segue.

What, are you not a fan of strong uterine muscles?

The name of the town is Shung Queen.

Chungking, they make fabulous frozen dinners.

Are you talking about the one? just said email it to me. Because it's, I want to some time. sounds like city in the world. Yeah, email that to me. OK. But what was so funny is that incredible bridge that I showed you the video of, not as incredible as what Brad was showing us. Excuse me. Some guy put this right next to it there. And here's Gavin's, Gavin Newsom's high speed rail after 17 years and counting. It's a damn track of like,

Speaker 1 (02:02:02.222)
200 feet. He's very like, communist-like, and praising China. He's not very much like China, is he? I'm sorry? Were you speaking the language that lady was singing in,

Speaker 1 (02:02:19.058)
Can we start talking in a different language? that's what you want, I do that. I I didn't care for that. That was take it. Please apologize. Okay. This is funny. This is funny. I think this is an old video, but it's still funny. It's a good stuff.

that was me

Speaker 2 (02:02:36.532)
Our order tower shot the silhouette of Johnny Cash in a very sensitive area.

Wow.

somebody shot the water

Speaker 3 (02:02:56.814)
Pop them in the ding ding.

Speaker 1 (02:03:10.348)
I mean, we should probably.

Okay, honestly, that looks comfortable, doesn't it, Rebecca?

It is a, I think it's just straws or maybe it's spaghetti. I really don't know. Wait for it, wait for it.

What is that all about? That designer needs to go to prison of two reasons. That is an insult to my eyes and second of all needs to learn the craft of how to do this properly.

She either just shed or pooped.

Speaker 1 (02:03:42.753)
I got a couple more quick videos here for you. I sent you one for next time so it's in the private. I want you to tell me you sent this video Brad.

uterus is never sex

Speaker 1 (02:03:58.422)
Is this real or AI? Watch this. It's a it's a leopard and a dog and a cat. And here we go. And here we go. The cat gets rid of the leopard. It's real.

Speaker 1 (02:04:17.678)
Yeah, that's real. It feels real. Yeah. It's so BORED!

Speaker 1 (02:04:28.214)
I feel like if it were AI, I feel like if it were AI, it would be clearer. No, I'm telling you, all animals are afraid of cats. Cats are fierce little. Why is it when I drive around and I see around where I live out in the country, not as much as it used to be. Thank you, Mayor, City Council. Anyway, so but there's a.

best.

Speaker 1 (02:04:53.658)
Wherever there's a field there's a donkey in there with the cows and stuff, you know to chase away to keep to the coyotes out The coyotes are afraid of donkeys. What it's kind of funny, but cats are the ones that are chasing animals like I saw this woman who had a camera on her porch and she had a little baby the baby's on the porch and The bear comes and I think this is in Russia or something and the cat goes to town on this huge freaking bear

And not only once like several times throughout the season I've seen cats chase Alligators they chase dogs. They chase everything like you if it's a cat here. Yeah, fear

My cat, Cooper, ran up to a fox one day and just popped it right in the face. It was like, shit.

My old cat, she was chasing mooses down the backyard.

No, I'm telling you this tiny little cat and she was biting after the legs of the moose running the size different like if that moose was kicking you would be dead right but she was on and how proud she was you know

Speaker 3 (02:06:11.234)
Yeah, I just faced a damn moose out of your yard.

Here's a, let's leave you with this, a feel good video of the week. We always like to end with those here and this is a couple that decides they're gonna take this piece of equipment from a- Now first, first kind of, first sign of trouble is they taped up their license plate. That's a Texas license plate, I'd to point out. And they're gonna take this piece of equipment, they're gonna steal it. The compressor, thank you. And then the-

you

Speaker 3 (02:06:42.296)
pressure.

the workers based on their musical choice and nothing else are probably from Mexico. All right, here we go. What's going on here? What are we doing? Uh-oh. Get out of here, you.

you

You

Speaker 1 (02:07:09.164)
He's going to look at him!

Oh, I'm not throwing my wood back at you. What hell? What was their plan?

Yeah. To steal that, they're to put that in the trunk. And then this guy and this beautiful lady here, they're going to get the wood thrown at them, as you've seen. And here come the staple guns.

Speaker 3 (02:07:37.184)
he got...

no!

Kick his ass, C-Bass!

That's that's I like that

Speaker 3 (02:07:54.456)
It have been better if they'd thrown dynamite at them. It's like, hell. But you wear a damn shirt if you're gonna try to steal a piece of construction equipment. Loser.

And there you go. And we're out of here. I wish you got a flat tire. That would have been perfect. And we're out of here. And we didn't. I told you, feel good video. And the moral of the story, kids, is as Brad tells you, it's wear a shirt when you're going to go thieving. Also get a staple gun. I'm getting one now.

You want to get one. You want to get a pneumatic one because they shoot farther. I could fit this nut right in my hand. It's pretty amazing. It's a big old nut. I have more.

thank you.

Speaker 1 (02:08:36.765)
Acorn what we got there?

That's how you want to know. used to think you were crazy. Now I can see you're nuts.

That's good. That's Wait, you can't? All right. So ladies and gentlemen, thank you for being a part of this extra. I guess. Yeah, it was quick today. What happened? I mean, we could keep. Yeah, you don't want her to say that. So, um, uh, what was I saying? Oh, so at our Mr. Reagan, if you want to follow Rebecca, you could subscribe to what are they going to get over there with the 9.99 a month?

Thank

Speaker 3 (02:08:51.768)
Is it over already?

Speaker 3 (02:08:57.57)
That's what she said.

Speaker 1 (02:09:12.942)
I'm not much really

Feet, feet pictures.

Are you going to send him pictures? gosh. Don't answer that one. Because Brad is going to be subscribing on every computer.

I've already got the pictures in the big whoop.

I mean, you know.

Speaker 1 (02:09:31.314)
What are we eating? Can you wait 30 seconds? No, I'm pregnant. I got you, I got you. I love you too, Mandalorian. And then of course you can subscribe for $1.99 at mine and just like she said, I have no idea what you're going to get there. Somebody suggested I go through my life story, which I might do that. And I might start with the day I was born because I've been told a story about that day.

She's hungry.

Speaker 3 (02:09:58.614)
Your mother and father loved you very much and it was a very special night. It was wine candles.

you know my parents. So wasn't that. Yeah. Let's see and Brad of course at Real Brad Staggs the daily mojo dot com y'all will be back next week I feel like every time we say goodbye Rebecca it could be for a while- so I'm I hope things go well. You know. You never know. Why it's important. I'm still saying October. Yeah October thirtieth and then- are you taking maternity have we you haven't talked to us about taking maternity leave from-

Barry White?

Speaker 1 (02:10:34.498)
the Friday live stream. We should probably get that on record here. How much maternity leave are you wanting from this I don't know. Okay, very good. Brad, everything good?

Ever notice it looks like an acorn has a nipple on the bottom of it?

Yeah, what's that all about? That's weird.

It's like nipples everywhere if you just-

I'm gonna cut this short because... Greatmortz.com. I Braff to go and play with his nuts and... All right, everyone. Have a great weekend. Please stay safe. Don't forget we have the Deep Dive, the FBI conversation with Steve Baker from yesterday. It's atthemikeshow.com. As for next Thursday's Deep Dive, no idea. I'm chasing seven people right now. Bigfoot. Do Bigfoot. Bigfoot. You got a good guest, a good expert on Bigfoot. What are you an expert in, Right now?

Speaker 3 (02:10:59.0)
Right.

Speaker 3 (02:11:22.222)
strong uterine muscles.

Yeah, I should have. I should have already closed. I'm done here. Have a great weekend y'all. Bye bye. See ya.