Heatwaves, Horny Cats & Government Lies | 6/27/25
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Heatwaves, Horny Cats & Government Lies | 6/27/25

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Okay. Hi. Welcome to this edition of At the Mic. I'm your host, Keith Malanak, and it's Oh, it's Friday. What a what a long week it has been, and I appreciate you carving out some time for us here in your busy week. Welcome. Um, before we go any further, don't forget, uh, everything you need is at atthemicshow.com. all the links to the YouTube, Rumble, Spotify, iTunes. Thank you so much to Hero Wes for always making sure that everything is posted. Grateful for you, good sir. Also grateful for Gabby over

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Instagram at the mic show. She's putting up uh so much stuff over there. And in fact, I got to tweet out uh a great clip that she pulled from a couple of weeks ago. Um I need to do that. I'll do that later today because I already forgot. And we're in the show here. Okay. Thank you all so much for making time. I really appreciate it. Um, yesterday it was just kind of like a drinks with Keith type deal. We just kind of hung out, went over some stories that haven't been getting enough traction in the

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news. Uh, but a week before that, last Thursday, the deep dive, all this is pinned to the top, by the way, uh, here at the X channel. Um, the conversation about Operation Gladadio. We're going to pick up part two uh on July 24th. But don't forget, not doing a live show next Thursday the 3rd or next Friday the 4th. I might end up doing a random stop in. I don't know. But uh I need to remind Brad Stags that uh did you know that on Thursday, July 10th, my next live show, you're going to be uh a part of that?

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It's another Barfly episode. Uh my attorney hasn't uh officially conveyed that to me uh yet, but uh I I think that that's manageable and I look forward to the time that we have to share some words. Okay. Together contractually speaking. Contractually speaking. Yeah. Um have you checked uh checked for the payments? Have they I have checked for ticks. I don't have any ticks. Okay. But have the payments cleared? the payments. Uh they're still in the process of clearing and I think that I don't I

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don't think we'll have a problem. Uh next week I sent the money. I sent it. So that's what they all say. With all due respect, but uh next week when you're not doing a show, we'll be in Roswell, New Mexico doing uh doing a show. And well, that's a good question. I'm glad you asked that question. I figure it out before the end of this show and then we'll promote when to see you on the third. Right. And I I wish that I could tell you exactly when because there's a time change. I don't know why they have different times out

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there. I mean, it seems crazy. Why can't we all just have the same We can't just get on the same No, let's do this. Let's do this. When you figure out when you're going to be doing your live stream, make sure you know, you tweet it out. I'll retweet it out. I'll make sure that that that the audience is aware. Are you trying to say post it on X? Because there is no tweet. There's a Twitter used to be Twitter. theaily mojo.com where you can hear Bradley J. Stags. Um, I still can't figure out how do you fix

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that? I just I didn't want that on there. Now feel so Okay, before before I bring Rebecca in here, where are you? Are you in downtown Dallas today? Yeah, this is our downtown office uh for the Daily Mojo. We don't uh we don't come down here that often. Uh only when we have legal problems to hash out. Uh but uh you know Oh my goodness. I hope everything's okay. Hi Rebecca. Hi. I was wondering the same thing like when did Brad move into an office space in what looks like a liberal Democrat city? Like

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that's just that's bad Brad. Bad Brad. What looks li What looks liberal and Democrat about that? I It's just the scenery. I just, you know, it just what's missing is like fires. Well, that's a good point. There should have been Yeah, there should have been some like rockets going off back there and and smoke billowing out because every city pretty much is on fire. But, you know, other than Yeah. Here in Texas, uh, we just call that the weather, right? Yes. Right. Yeah, that's true. Unless you're Pria Pal, what's

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that woman's name? Uh, Pria Pal. She's from Washington. What's her name? Joe Niner. Yeah, her. when she put up that uh she tweeted out earlier the picture of all of the the high temperatures in the country and was like this is what climate change look like looks like and and breaking 911 I was like no it's called a heatwave lady oh you know what I should have had the picture uh you know what is also called summer that's true I'm sorry Keith no no no you're fine I'm looking for this map that I

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posted Chris Marts a great follow Chris Mart's WX Chris Mart's weather uh he posts um he he reminds people that like you said it is called summer and I won't be able to find this but the the record temperatures uh for each state the vast majority of them were set long long 70 plus years ago and it's a fascinating map and uh if I can find it I'll show like 1932 uh was I uh where was that somewhere here I think in Texas and it was like I think that was a record year for SUV sales. 1932. 1932 is a big year. Big year.

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Yeah. Huge. I think there were more uh Suburbans sold that year than uh than any other year, which of course contributed to the I think it was a high of 116 something crazy. Oh, no. It was DC. That's where it was. It was Washington DC. High ofund I think it was 116. And look at this. Look at this. This is the greatest map ever. Okay. You've got Oregon and Washington that were set in 2021. Other than that, the most recent is 2012. Uh, South Carolina, Kentucky, Illinois, Nebraska, Kansas, Colorado,

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and then after that, we have to go, oh, there's 2015 in Idaho. Then it's uh 2002. You see these greens are in the 90s. Look at all these reds are are the 1930s or early. Look at Alaska. 1915. 100 degrees. What's the hottest? I know I I know we've had this conversation a million times, but what's the hottest temperature uh Norway? Did we talk about this? Uh did we look this up? What was it? 90 something degrees probably. Yeah, probably. Yeah. Yeah. That is so weak. What's the hottest place you've ever

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been, Rebecca? Oh god. Now you're asking difficult questions, Brad. Now you're supposed to You're asking personal questions now. See, that's a I'll set you up. You knock them down. Where's the hottest place you've ever been? I mean, I don't know. I've been to Texas. I've been to the Caribbean. I've been to Africa. Um, it's a dry heat. I've been to Israel. It's pretty hot. It's hot in Israel. I want you to see this. Uh, boy, look at that. 48 hour heat wave of 26°. Is that Yeah, 26. Let's scroll down. Let's find out. 26°

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C. Wait, what's this down here? What is 26 degrees Celsius in fair? 78.8°. 8° and they're dipping their head into the fountain. We have like 18, 19, 20 Celsius now and our the weather maps on our television is red. It's just like it's a joke. I know you talk about subliminal messaging. I I was mo I was with a friend of my mom's in 1979 78 somewhere like that. He drove a a van for United Van Lines and I went on a a run with him and I was helping him move a piano in Bullhead City, Arizona and it

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was 116 degrees. But it was but it was a dry heat. Dry heat. Did you see that uh the Killer Bees are making a comeback? And you know what's they come back every year though, don't they? Yeah, but you know what's causing it now? Causing them to go further north. Huh? Bill Gates. Bill Gates farther. Don't overthink it. Climate change. Oh, okay. Well, that is Bill Gates. So, you know, I was kind of right. Hey, he's starting to look ponchy. Have you noticed that? Bill Gates. I I saw him. He was walking

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out of a Where was he walk? He was walking somewhere and I was like, "Whoa, dude. Put down the Twinkies." Um, he's looking uh Hey, are you looking up a picture of Yeah, I'm trying to find a p because I was like, whoa. You don't think that guy should represent health in the world? I I think if he's going to uh preach and and Whoa, he's got some man boobs. Oh, yeah. His skin is horrible. His hair is horrible. You know, if you know anything about health and hormones and chemicals and food, you know that you don't really

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have to go gray, you know. Look at those. Look at those. Look at those man boobs. He's got some fine man titties on him right there. Hang on. I love the the masked up kid behind. I know, right? You should draw that one. So, I'm sure we can find him a beaver bikini at Bies. I can't wait to I can't I I I've started re-watching Seinfeld and I can't wait to get to the uh the man bro uh the what was it the bro man? What was it? Uh I don't remember. Ah you know what I'm talking I would love to help but I don't I watched

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a lot of Seinfeld but I don't remember u I'm don't Okay, that's fine. There's not gonna be a quiz or anything. I just wanted to shortstop you just in case there was because I won't things big. Balder is loud today with the parade. He is. He's very, very snuggly today. So, I've had a hell of a week, so uh Oh, you know, it's Do you want to talk about it? I mean, do you want us to ask questions? That is not for the I don't air my dirty laundry in public, Keith. I see. Okay. It's been a hell of a week and the cat has been a

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little bit left on his own. So, he's just happy I'm home and not stressing or staying at like going mental. So, acting out and acting out. Yeah, cats do that. They're worse than 5-year-olds. Yeah. Oh god. I I wonder if there's a cat that is like ready to get, you know, kittens on her cuz he is singing at the door and it's not the music. Do you guys not fix your pets there? He's fixed. He still humps my leg. Keith, wait. Stop. Time out. Time out. Time out. That's That's That's a That's a dog's

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trait. I've never heard of a cat. I've never seen a cat do that. Neither had I until I got a boy cat and he is fixed, believe it or not. But he doesn't look fixed because his balls were so big. You have no idea. Hold on. Kind of there. I'll never forget when the vet told me after we got a cat fixed. Clarence the cat. And and I I picked him up and I said, "Uh, wait, I still see his his sack." And he goes, "Oh, you're welcome to squeeze it there. It's empty. It's empty. Yeah. But I'm a trusty on this one. But he's he

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still humps my leg. Like if I get a blanket out and put it under my legs, he's just all over it. He humps everybody's legs that come in here and put a blanket on it. And then my mom got a boy cat and he does the exact same thing except he doesn't hump legs. He humps arms. Okay. So it's not a dog trade. Norwegian cats are are unreasonably horny. I think we've learned today. By the way, Keith, you're welcome to squeeze it if you want to, but there is no good. You want to share your beaver nugget spread?

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Uh, so I I asked I mentioned the uh the killer bees, right? They're moving they're moving north. It seems like days ago that you mentioned It seems like days ago, but I have to ask you if you could and and this is going to be interesting to see how Rebecca answers being in Norway, but Brad, you're in Texas like me. If if you could rid the world of one of these four things, we're gonna put wasps and hornets together. So, would it be wasp/hornets? Would it be spiders? Would it be mosquitoes? Would it be fire ants that we have to

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deal with here in Texas? And I can't put this poll out there necessarily because people in Minnesota are gonna be like, "Fire ants, what the hell are you talking about?" So, I would love to see fire ants in Minnesota. No, they're not north of Oklahoma. They're barely into. You know what's the worst animal to deal with? Like I'm sorry in Norwegian cat. Yeah, we learned that today. Fleas. Have you ever had fleas in your backyard? I've had them in my house as a kid. I remember my dad had to close up a room

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in the basement where the cats hung out and he had to leave off. We had to leave the house, put a smoke bomb thing in there. When we came back, that bed was a nightmare of just I mean I mass casualties fleas in Los Angeles and I tell you you can't kill them cuz they're too small and too hard and they bite like little mother peepers and fleas. You're right. There's a reason why there is a Middle Eastern quote saying something like, "I hope you get consu your camel and you get consumed by fleas or whatever it is cuz it is the

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worst pain in the ass." And I'm telling you, I am deadly fighters. Hold on, don't just gloss over this. Brad and I both picked up on that. Have you been bitten in the ass by fleas or were you just using just a euphemism? I've been bitten all over my legs by fleas by just walking through an area with fleas. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. It's a nightmare. Um if you're in a hot spot, man. By the way, there is the uh there's the map of uh of fire. Yes. Yes. Yes. So they're up to Kansas. Yeah. Yeah. But but I found a map earlier this week.

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They're slowly eating their way. Well, it showed only southern Kansas and it seemed to be a more up Wait, who puts this who puts this map out? It's the Department of Agriculture. Yeah. Oh, it's the government. They wouldn't lie, would they? No. No. I love I love how Hold on. Y'all look at this. Look how perfectly uh the the ants got to the border of the next state and they're just like, "You know what? We'll stop. We're good." Oh, they heard about the the the laws, the unfair laws in Oklahoma and uh they were they're

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they're they're reconsidering their moves. I see. They're talking to their attorneys. So, they just they get to Colorado, Nebraska, Iowa, they're just like, "Nah, we're good right here." Okay. So, what else? So, did you have a um which which one are you getting rid of? Mosquitoes, fire ants. Oh, I don't even remember. Didn't Didn't we do this? Cuz I remember uh uh looking Who were we talking to? I I will tell you I will tell you this probably. Yes, because I am rapidly transforming into Joe Biden

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where I forget everything. Well, but no, but but but I remember looking up if you got rid of mosquitoes, what would happen? And I think I did an option where it was like mosquitoes or one other thing. But if you Yeah, but if you get rid of one, you've got then all of a sudden uh nine-legged uh tree spiders will start proliferating if you get rid of like mosquitoes or something crazy. Okay. So, it's always be careful what you wish for. Yeah, exactly. So, it'll bite you in the ass. But let's say you

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can get rid of one without another just like exploding. What would you get rid of? I would personally it would be uh for me it would u did you say hornets? Yeah, wasps hornets. Yeah, hornets. Yeah. So, and by the way, there is a fire ant just so you can uh Oh, yeah. Some people don't even know. Look at that. Look at those little bastards. Look at that little stinger coming out of its butthole. Wait, I thought it I thought they did. They sting with their butt or their I thought it was a little

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You know what? They probably they probably bite you and sting you with their butthole at the same time. Is there there's like a I mean cuz they're mean little bastards. Look at that. And look at what's on the tip of that. Yeah. Look at that. Is that like fire engine? What is that? Cuz I don't want it. No. But then they do that. They all gang up on you. Always keep limes in your refrigerator uh if you're in the south because that is keep lines of coke. Limes. L I limes. Limes. And you and you

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put it on the little spot. Did you accidentally do Coke the other day, Brad? You know, it's really weird when you think you're putting lime in your Coke and you end up snorting four or five limes and it's like, whoa, I I was just looking for the lime in my coconut and you snort it all up. Uh, but wait, but limes get rid of fire ants. No, no. You keep them in your fridge and when you do get attacked, then just rub that lime action all over your welts and it really calms that pain down. Don't don't don't try to move on. Try to let

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it go. Just let it go. Pour pour lemon juice in your eyeballs and that will make you forget about the pain of the fire. I did not say anything about your eyes. Uh, okay. So, did we see and I Wait a minute. No one else gets No one else has to answer that honest question. I I said spiders like those are those things give me a heart attack. I'm not going to lie. I don't care what they do for the ecosystem. I don't care how many mosquitoes they eat. Screw spiders in any occasion. I tell you what, and I

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have a video of this actually, so I'll try to put that up somewhere. But I was I found a sp there was a spider in the house down near we were staying in Galveastston. while near Galveastston. And I'm telling you, my friend Kimberly and I, I was terrified. I had to leave the house for hours. I finally managed to get the courage to go get some spider spray. Went back into the house, the two of us, to spray this little bastard. You know what it did? I emptied half the can of poison on the spider. It kept running

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with glowing eyes. Okay, I don't need this. I have a video of this, by the way. No, I don't I don't need it. I don't want to see it. I I want to move on. Was it the size of your fist? No, it was like this. That's another fire ant. I'm good. I see it. That's another But but you know what? Here's the here's the thing about him. Look how pretty Look how pretty the Is that the thorax back there? Is that the Oh gosh. Look how shiny it is. I mean, if you really get right there, it's like some guys are breast men, some

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guys are leg men. I'm a thorax guy. I'm a thorax guy. I mean, look at that thorax. I mean, you see that walking into a bar and you're like, I don't care what it costs. I want that and I want it now. Damn it, I'm going to have it. So, I I have an honest question for you, Rebecca, and and this may be difficult for you to answer because you're in the news business, so you pay attention to what's happening in the world regardless. I I just wonder, do Europeans, Norwegians, like, and you travel the world, you talk to people,

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how close do they pay attention to American politics? That really depends. And so here's and what I'm referring to specifically is all these Supreme Court cases released today. Is anybody in Norway talking about Supreme Court cases in America? I mean, some are. Yeah. But it's that's going to be like very uh narrow interest type of people. Yeah. Okay. So, did you have on a Friday afternoon? The half a dozen. Well, they wanted to go home for But I'm just saying it's Friday afternoon. by Monday, some [ __ ]

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somewhere will have blown something up and no one will remember what they ruled on. This is very This is This is fascinating, Brad. I'm so glad you said this. When we sat here a week ago, America hadn't really involved themselves in the Iran Israel stuff. Nope. Now we're sitting here today and that seems like ancient history in the world, man. It's and and I saw somebody uh on I just happened to be glancing by Facebook for some reason because I never go there and I saw somebody who I've known again for years

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and has never been political and the uh it was a it was a meme or just a map or something and but it basically said every time a Republican uhh gets into the White House they get us involved in a war in the Middle East. And it's like, wait, what? Because I mean, if any I know I stopped and thought I'd have to I'd have to go do the math on that. I me Yeah, me too. But and I thought if anything, has Trump not tried to stay out of this damn thing? The only thing we did was uh you know with Iranians uh screaming and

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yelling death to America uh with Ayatollah Bob Comey up there and his and his his henchmen screaming death to America and death to Britain. What the hell did they do? And I mean they're they're this close to getting the nuclear weapon and we go in and we just blow up their stupid uh nuclear facilities and now we're in a war in the middle. Are we what we're calling that? apparently. So, it's just it's amazing to me the stupidity of some people who just who dip their toe into the news and and and say something

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stupid. I will say that uh to their point that uh Republicans get us into wars in the Middle East, uh I went looking for an article that I wrote over 20 years ago for this conservative website. I don't know if it still exists. I wrote articles for them for like five minutes and seriously it was maybe three or four and I went looking for this article. I couldn't find it but the headline and you you want to talk about clickbait. The headline was, "Yes, America is safer under Democrats." And so it was posted on a uh on this

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conservative website and people that actually took a time took the time to read the article saw that yes, see what happens is when Democrats are in office, stuff is allowed to fester or you leave pallets of cash on runways or you make deals with with uh foreign governments or or your son is in business there and then by the next election cycle, the way I I had all these examples laid out. I don't have them in front of me now, but it's like, yeah, by by the time the Republican gets into office, they have

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to put out all these fires because Democrats have empowered really bad actors on the world stage. Anyway, but but in hindsight, uh, older Keith knows that both Republicans and Democrats empower bad actors on the world stage. Thank you, CIA and Operation Gladadio. What I was that was a call back. That's what the hip kids said. Very nice. Thank you. But but it's it's just it's stupid. It's insane. and and with with Iran who are and again the people on the ground in Iran, I stand with them because I'm

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sure they would like this [ __ ] to go away too. Who wouldn't? Who wants to be ruled by Marxist? Well, they're not Marxists anymore, are they? Religious jealous. But Islamists like who wants to be ruled by il. I'll tell you who. It's it's the people that run these Western European nations. Am I right, Rebecca? Yeah. The people that run your country and Sweden and others like that are inviting. I mean, we flew the Taliban in on a private jet. That's what I'm saying. Well, we Well, we armed the entire militia, so I got

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it. Yeah. Right. Yeah. Afghanistan. I mean, you know what? So, we had this foreign minister called Anikin Hut. She's now uh I'm sorry. One more time. I'll make him footstep. I'll make him footsbeg. I'm loving this. I'll make his foot bagg. Please don't. Uh but um yeah, she invited the Taliban on on our taxpayer money, millions of them, by the way. Flew them on a private jet to a luxury hotel in Oslo City. Well, the hill really, which is kind of like, you know, expensive. and then to talk about women's rights. You know what

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happened after um they have talked to her? They forbid women from speaking in public. And I understand why because if I had to sit listen to her for a while, I would want women to shut the hell up in public as well. I mean, just not everything they do is wrong. Okay. Um let's see. What was I gonna I got distracted. Oh, so the Supreme Court cases were released today. Uh, any any preliminary thoughts on on that, Brad? And again, Rebecca, I don't even know if you care about our Supreme Court over

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there. I have not heard what this is about. I have not read the newspaper today. I'm going to be honest. I took a day completely off after this. Do you have Hold on. Well, and I hope I hope the weekend. I hope you can. How dare you? I hope you can recharge, but I've got to ask you here. I'm sorry to be so literal, but I have to ask. Do you still read a newspaper? An actual physical? No. No. I read online obviously. Okay. I just wanted to check because I miss the tactile. I miss the newspaper, man. I just hate that

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it's old news. I mean, I would read the newspaper still if there was a newspaper to get a hold of that is not a government ide ideological crap of a newspaper. I'm not paying for that [ __ ] So, here are some highlights cases that were released today. Uh, most nationwide injunctions have been ruled unconstitutional. Thank you. Um, you're making me thirsty, Brad. Trump's birthright citizenship ban is in effect, but that's still going through the courts. That's gonna uh caffeinated chocolate milk. Oh my goodness. That is

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it's called spilt. The uh birthright citizenship uh is actually going to be uh in front of the Supreme Court in the fall. So, we'll get an actual final ruling on that a year from now. Uh, parents have the right to opt out of their kids uh being indoctrinated with LGBTQ propaganda public. That is an important one by the way. But that pisses me off though still because you shouldn't have to opt out. That [ __ ] shouldn't even be involved in the schools. I agree. But but I saw today if you might let me um I saw Vigrod 24 they

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put out a bigger piece. They have had journalists undercover I think in the US. Wait, who? Visa. V visagrod. Hold on, I'll find it. Act like I haven't I haven't watched it yet because I was I just saw it like uh a minute ago, but this I'm betting this will be really good. So, I'm sure. So, let's see. Oh, you're sitting. Gotcha. Did you know that teenagers can get taxpayer funded gender transitions without parental consent in New York City? They had journalists undercover that confirmed this. Okay.

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But that's not surprising. But they're about to elect this really cool mayor guy that's going to make sure that all the Oh, yeah. Right. is gone. Hey, before we roll away from this uh SCOTA stuff, um states can require age verification for porn sites. Uh Brad, I that is so I mean this is this is such evidence that they have no clue how any of this stuff works that the politicians have no clue when they make these rules that uh you you have to u age verification on a can we say porn porn I mean is that how they pronounce it in

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Norway? Is it called pjorn? But you can't. But but I mean you have to learn. No, that's pur. That's Swedish. Pur. Wow. P. Did you say pudd? P O r. P. P. Pur p. Uh, in Norwegian we say puno. Po. Would you like would you like to see my porn? No. You sound Italian. What? By the way, Italian. I just want to give a shout out to Dr. Richard Erso. I know he watches us every single week. So, thank you, Richard. What up, doctor? Hey, so check this out. Check this. Hang on. We're not done with porn.

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[Music] Where' the porn go? But but it's so stupid because you've got to you've got a age verification or or you But you have to click something then. I I personally wouldn't know. I'll tell you how they do it here. Like if you need age verification, which we have, like if you're gonna uh order nicotine based products online delivered to your door, you need to to um make sure that they know that you're over 18, right? And so what you guys will get out of that is that you will get this little

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terrorist thing. It's a little clicker or some people use an app, but I'm just I refuse. That is called digital ID. I'll repeat that. digital ID and then you have your social security number and then you have a code that you click and you get that and then you have a password and then you log in to verify that this is you and how old you are and then you can move on with your life. There ain't no video. Well, this right here, I you can grab this screen because this is this is Pornhub and it says,

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"Dear user, as uh as you may know, your elected officials in Texas are requiring us to verify your age before allowing you." What the hell was that? That was me laughing. Oh, that's awesome. I heard something. I thought, "What the uh Not only is this No, next time I'm going to blame her cat." It was because that's what I thought it was at first. I was like, "Where the hell that noise come from?" By the way, Keith, like, why are you in a different location? Uh, we encourage you to Let's see. Okay. Where

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is it? The device age verification refers to approach uh model or content partner access. So, I uh flirt hard, finish harder. I thought the whole point was to finish soft, but okay. I'm sorry. Wait a minute. Pun intended. For a second, I thought that that was the voice coming from the I was going to say, you realize that Brad is going to audio capture that, right? You have a That is so funny. That was many. That's going to be his uh uh my ringtone now. Uh content removal. But no, so you have

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to you have to uh That's a good point. You shouldn't finish. Continue. one of these. Oh my god. What do you have to do? Do you have to I think one of them you have to listen. Hold on. Ladies and gentlemen of the audience Brad is trying to act like what do I How is this? How do you Hold on a minute. I'm not familiar with this. What's it again? What is this? Is this like isn't he a tennis player? Bejorn to blug. Um, but one of them wanted you to upload your uh your driver's license. And I'm thinking,

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yeah, that's a good idea. Just upload your driver's license to the port. Or or you just turn on your VPN passport here, right? Your passport and your credit card. That's a stopped in traffic control. Like, oh, so you like to watch gang bangs, right? Well, who doesn't? What? What are you guys? Who? Who? Who? Wait, what's a gang? What's a gang bang? Oh god. You all seen Oh jeez. I'm asking. All I All I ask is what? I don't Lily Moon. No. Oh gosh. Stop. Liy. Bonnie Blue. Oh, that's right. She ended

00:32:52 - 00:33:59
up in the hospital cuz she um uh was like, "Wow, you really shouldn't sleep with 800 guys in a day cuz you start to bleed." Oh, really? Boy, anal sex. Oh my god. You know, we're good here. I don't even think it was anal. I think it was just the traditional way. I think just like the missionaries did. Please find another topic now. Well, we're all adults here. How do you think any of us got here? I mean, there was sex involved with all the reason we're all sitting here is because Keith, your mom and your dad

00:33:25 - 00:34:30
loved each other very much. And even go, now I'm embarrassed. One evening, they were having drinks and they were like, you know what? I sure would like there to be a little Keith in our future. I love you, honey. And I love you, honey. And then they made sweet, passionate love, and here you are all these years later. I may kill you, actually. Um, so, okay. Um, did you see some of these quotes out of the uh out of the uh the which which ruling was this? It was the um jurisdiction. What were we talking

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about? I don't know. I can't think of the national injunction thing. Because your mom you're thinking about your mom and dad having sex is what you're doing. Oh my god. That's one thing you don't want to think about. Yeah. Thank you. All right. So, on the national injunction thing, there's some of the greatest quotes ever from a Supreme Court justice. I don't know if Amy Coney Barrett felt that she had to step up because we're so sick of her ruling. Oh, no kidding. Right. And so I don't know

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if this is why she felt uh motivated to really call out uh lowhanging fruit if we're being honest. Jamanzi Jackson Brown Jackson who is an ignoramus uh by any measure. And here's one of I got three quotes from uh Amy Coney Bear today. We will not dwell on Justice Jackson's argument which is at odds with more than two centuries worth of precedent. Not to mention the Constitution itself. We observe only this. Justice Jackson decries an imperial executive while embracing an imperial judiciary. Imperially speaking. Imperially

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speaking. Hang on. I screen captured a couple more of these great Amy Coney Bear. Oh no. Where are my glasses? I hate being old. Hang on. Hang on. And by the way, uh, Justice Comey Barrett, this does not get you out of the doghouse. It does not. Thank you for saying that because at the end of the day, it was just one vote from her. You can do all the quotes. All the quotes in the world don't change anything. Doesn't change the law. Nothing. Here we go. Uh, we will not dwell. Okay, I already said

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that one. Uh, Justice Jackson skips over that part because analyzing the governing statute involves boring legal ease. Uh, this is Amy Coning out Jackson. Uh, here's another one. Um, Justice Jackson would do well to heed her own admonition. Everyone from the president on down is bound by law. And then she goes, "This goes for judges, too." Good stuff. So, I don't know if they just hate each other or what. Uh, but that was some serious uh Do you think they do get along? Because that would be a fascinating uh well, afternoon to

00:36:07 - 00:37:19
watch the nine of them. and uh and Scalia were pals big time. They'd go on vacations together. Yes, they did. Yeah. The with each their spouses, the four of them would go hang out. I mean, spend weeks in, you know, the Bahamas or wherever the hell they would go. Uh Scalia, was he the um I think I'm mixing up my my uh justices. Uh which one was found dead? Was that Scalia? Yeah. Did do you think that uh Ruth Bader Ginsburg smothered him? Because someone did. Somebody did. Somebody smothered

00:36:44 - 00:37:43
him. And that backfired, didn't it? That's one of the few times in history where the Republicans stood their ground and Mitch McConnell didn't let an Obama that was going to be uh Merrick Garland was going to take that seat. And then for over a year, the Republicans held fast. Now hold on. Then you've got Ginsburgg dies and the Republicans are like, "Oh, look at the time. We've only got a couple months left for the election. Nope. We're gonna we're gonna uh do a Supreme Court hearing. Um okay.

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So, where am I going here? Oh, I'm sorry. This this Friday afternoon live stream, it it's guilty of mission creep. And what I mean by that is this was supposed to be an outlet for the most important news of the day. And by that I mean animal videos. Pure animal videos. No animal. Oh my gosh. If it's animal videos and never mind. So here we go. Uh oh. Let me let me clear this. Wait. What's going on over there? No. I just when you after I'll tell you in a minute. Yeah. All right. Bison. Did you

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want to you you know what? I should give you a timeout during the course. So if you ever need a timeout, you should be able to use at least one per hour. I think it's I do have a I do have an animal video, but it's it's Oh, good. Good. Get it ready. Get it ready. All right. Now, this is rude. You see this? You You don't do this to dogs. This is rude. I don't care how good of a boy he is. Do you think the dogs are going to take this food? What do you think? Look at that. Look at that. Look. Oh. Oh.

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Are they Are they mad at each other? Are they They are It's like, don't you dare. Oh, yeah. It's mine. Why can't we hear them? cuz it's got music on it. There's nothing to hear. Oh, well, who's going to block you? We're on X. Because later I try to make life easier for Wes when he puts it on YouTube. Look at this. So, they're just checking each other. Like, they both know they're not allowed and they won't let each other have it. So, you know, it's just So, they're keeping each other in check. You think if the

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other one wasn't there, they would eat it? Oh, definitely. Yeah. But, but you could blame the other one if you eat it. Why did she do this to them? Dogs aren't that smart, Keith. She did that for, let me say it, content. Yes, the clicks. Anyway, and it worked. That was mean. That was That was very mean. Um, hang on. I'm looking for the I have the animal video. It's It's from uh Yellowstone. The park. Yes, the park. Oh, no. Is this involve a bison and a little wooden walkway? Um, did you see that? park. Did you see

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the bison in the wooden walkway? Did you see the bison that that uh that fell into the thing? No. Oh, yeah. One of the bison fell into one of the prismatic pools. Oh, no. I didn't. Yeah. And it it Yeah, he he died. But then we did discover that apparently um I haven't seen the whole thing. Is that a steel? Yeah, he doesn't. He's on the boat and he doesn't want that little fish. Look at him. He's got an No, he wants to tan. Like what is not to love about tanning? And no, he wants something else. He

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wants a bigger fish. He's like, "You dip in there and get me something bigger than that." Oh, really? What? Hit him on the head. He's got a big old thing on his What is that? I don't know. Doesn't that look weird? It's like a a forehead titty. Oh, look at this. Look at this. How about this? Is this better? I get you a bigger fish, bro. Yeah. There you go. Now get out of here. Have you ever been up close to like a seal or a dolphin? Yes, I swam with dolphins and I also did swim with a sea lion. Now, hang on a

00:40:27 - 00:41:31
second before we go any further. You talked about your humping cat. Okay, now dolphins are aggressive. I'd almost forgotten about that. Thanks, Keith. Yeah. So, uh, did the did the dolphin put the moves on you or? No, I did not. No. Okay. You're not supposed to like touch a dolphin there either because they will like I've heard that. Wait, what what is this? What are we doing? What an animal video. It is an animal video and I don't even know what they we Can we not hear them either? Uh oh,

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hang on. There you go. I've got the Let's see. I don't know why it's not unmuting. I keep clicking unmute screen audio. Can't unmute your guest screen. They aren't capturing audio. What? What? So maybe is it muted on your end? How would it be muted on my end? On my end? Oh, if I if I put that out with that, I would that out with that. Out of that. Out of that. We get a We get a reverb. Reverb. Reverb. I don't know. I don't know. I'm sure it was great though. That's sad. Sad. Put the link in the ra.

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Okay. That's okay. Well, I guess we're not going to uh I guess not. That's kind of sad. Not going to do that, are we? That's Does this video count as an animal video? And also, I did spray like a wasp's nest last time I was in Texas. I have a video of that as well. Um, you're not be able to hear it, so it doesn't matter. Come here. Wait a minute. How come you can hear yours? Those aren't real. Animal. Hey, stop. Quit dragging them. Hold on for a second. What do you got there, kid? You got snakes. I This was basically

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every little girl in my neighborhood growing up in the south. Cool. Hey. Hey, quit dragging them. Quit dragging them. What kind of snakes are those? I Grock thinks they're not poisonous. They probably aren't, but Right. Is that even real? Yes, I think it is real, but I don't I want to know if I want to know if they're pets, you know. Well, come here. Surely she didn't just wander out in the yard and be like, "Oh, look, a couple snakes. Let me just grab them." Come on. How do you know her

00:42:43 - 00:44:04
name, Shirley? You're welcome. No, that's good. You should write that into a movie because that's good stuff right there. Ouch. Did that hurt? Was that loud? No. Uh, let me try your deal again. Press play. Yeah. I don't know. Weird. It's in a bad mood. Really weird. All right. Well, uh, let's see. Have you Can you kill Can we not do that? Come on. That's fine. That's fine. That's fine. That's fine. Now, these have been making their rounds. People say this isn't real. Oh, that's not real. But it's kind of funny.

00:43:29 - 00:44:34
Listen to you. Listen to you saying with authority that it's not real. Well, how do you know that's not How do you know that's not real? How do you know? Have you ever seen a Have you ever met a cat? Yeah, but these are Olympian cats. I know. We're used to the garden variety cats. We're not used to cats. That If those were dogs, I I might be able to believe it, but cats, hell no. Well, here's part of the problem is that the stripes on the pool are going the wrong way, are they not? Oh, that's the giveaway. Yeah.

00:44:02 - 00:45:03
See, that's the giveaway. Well, they're they're right there, but the way they were because usually the D It's not the cats that give away. It's the way the pool is the lines are. Mhm. Exactly. Exactly. Stop with the echo. Why? Why? Why? Why, Rebecca? So, this Did you know I used to do that as a kid? Kids like sit down when there's an echo and just scream like echo, echo, echo, echo. There's your dogs. I'm giving you your dogs here. Oh, there's the dogs. Oh, look. His little pom. Oh, there's like little

00:44:32 - 00:45:48
teddy bear. I love those. The Pomeranians can't do this. We know that's not a Oh, that's the winner right there. Oh, no. Here we go. Oh, German shepherds are definitely afraid. They're not. If if they show him doing a flip. Nope. That's fake. Oh, so you're saying that's not real? That's fake. Yeah, cuz [Applause] a bot. Oh, that's Have you noticed they all got the same exact form? Yeah. What's that? They all got the same exact, huh? Chihuahua are not going to be Dobermans in a diving contest. Thank you. Somebody

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had to say it. It's just that's not going to happen. That's just not No, I I refuse. Those are uh Lynn says those are uh Gartner snakes except I guarder snake. I didn't know Matilda was an Olympic swimmer. That one dog looked like uh uh Cara says, "No, we used to sit in front of the fan and speak." That's true. when you sit in front of a fan going around and it it would be kind of like hey or or it could be like this. Does your shirt say pornography? Father Tommy boy classic scene. Uh no, it says

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topography because a long time ago I said Nebraska has more topography than it gets credit for. And so we had a lovely listener but I think make this for me making all those t-shirts because now we have a bunch that we need to make. Um we do. Okay. Yeah. I was like really okay. There's new shirts idea in every show. Oh with Amy Coney Barrett quotes about Katanji Brown Jackson. Jamanji Jackson Brown. You mean Jumanji Jackson Brown? Okay. Listen to this. Listen to this. We just played some AI there. Say

00:46:27 - 00:47:28
it again. Say, "Listen to this." Say it again. Listen to this. To this, to this, to this, to this, to this, to this. Thank you. You're welcome. You're welcome. You're welcome. You're welcome. You're welcome. Echo. Echo. Echo. Echo. Echo. Oh my god. I'm going to start doing this in like an echo so that we all can listen to the valley girl like all freaking night. Just like echoing and echoing and echoing if you guys don't stop. Okay. Okay. Okay. Don't do it. I'll kill it. I'll kill you. I know where you live, bro.

00:47:02 - 00:48:22
All right. All right. All right. Stop. Stop. Stop. Please. Please. Okay. I stop. I stop. I stop. I will kill you. I mean it for I'm serious. I'm bringing out the beaver whip and I will whip your beaver. Brad. Gosh. I just I had to He's He's lost his audio privileges for now. You're in timeout. I'm not doing the echo [ __ ] anymore. All right. You ready to come back and play nicely? Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Oh god. Okay. So, uh, a new study from the MIT Media Lab has raised concerns about the

00:47:42 - 00:48:41
long-term effects of using artificial intelligence, uh, tools like chat GPT on human cognition. The research released this month suggests that relying on large language models such as chat GPT could impair an individual's critical thinking abilities, especially with prolonged use. Researchers observed participants over several months and they separated them into three groups. One group used chat GPT, one just used Google search engine, and one had to rely solely on their own thinking. And they analyzed brain activity, right?

00:48:12 - 00:49:11
It's that's shameful. They analyzed brain activity and they saw a stark difference in the cognitive involvement uh among the groups. According to the study, those using chat GPT demonstrated the lowest level of brain engagement. Over time, these participants began to rely more heavily on the AI, eventually moving from asking structural questions to simply copying and pasting complete essays. The researchers noted that this group consistently underperformed at neural, linguistic, and behavioral levels. Participants who use Google

00:48:42 - 00:50:05
showed moderate brain activity while the brain only group displayed the strongest and most widespread neural activity. Sorry, what was the second part? I don't how much how much money was spent on this study? I'm sure it's Let's ask Let's ask I just I just want to know what to be able to charge in the future because I could tell you this um without doing all of the work because the thing is like look at look at people's handwriting. Hey, look how how students children are struggling to even learn how to write

00:49:23 - 00:50:33
because everything is on screen. Um, and also I don't know about you guys, you guys are a little bit older than I am, so you might not have this problem, but for me who don't have a sense of direction, like if the if the Google map is not pointed the the correct way, I'm lost. You know, I feel personally attacked. Either that or I feel like um you know our map reading skills, it's definitely a lost art. Uh the ability to read a paper freaking map, you know, having to know where you're going to go

00:49:58 - 00:50:49
before you get in the car and you map it out. I need to have the pointer right there telling me where to go and you hit it so it's north. I have to face it has to always face north for me. Such a guy thing. Does map quest still exist or No, I I need I need I need it to follow the direction I'm going. You know what I mean? Hell, I don't even know what the hell I'm saying anymore. Yeah, you always want the map looking in the direction you're going and then you can have the little compass saying which way

00:50:25 - 00:51:38
you're going. Yeah. Uh in regards to this study, you see how stupid people are because they write articles and text messages and all sorts of [ __ ] They use chat GPT for that. And if you know like if you use chat GPT yourself, you can tell like that you see it in the way the language is formed. Even though you can ask it to like mimic someone, but it doesn't really work. And you can see it on like all the signs that it uses. Like it's so see-through. I don't I can't believe people don't see it. It's right

00:51:02 - 00:52:17
there in front of your face. Pop quiz. Pop quiz. Does everybody know the direction they're facing right now? No, yeah, me and Brad. Absolutely. No idea. Which is not really my job. It's a man's job. I just don't have a man. That's all. Your DMs uh be blowing up real soon. Ow. Um I'm also how like hold on. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. So, Angel facing west. Everybody put the direction just and and if you know it. Otherwise, be honest. Just say, "I have no idea." And let's just see if it's the

00:51:40 - 00:52:44
dudes that know. I mean, look, because I'm facing north. Brad, which direction you facing? Southeast. Southeast. See, look at that. Angel, uh, Angel knows. She's facing west. Awesome. There you go. There you go. Southeast for Brad pointing north. I mean, I I'm just I don't know if it's a guy and a girl thing. I don't know if it's an age thing. Um, but we're going to figure out which direction you're facing, Rebecca. This is I'm trying to figure it out. Look, all you have to do if if you understand that the sun comes up in the

00:52:12 - 00:53:32
south and sets in the north, then you're fine. Then you always south for the sunrise, north for the sunset. Yes. Every day. I mean, you could set your clock to it, honestly. Yeah. If as long as you can keep that in mind. So, maybe a little bit west. Oh, don't south, south and north. South and north. Don't forget that. Sun rises in the south, sets in the north. Yep. Uh, okay. So, I think I'll save that. Ask Ask Grock if that's in the I'm facing south. How do you know? Because the beaver said so. Beaver said

00:52:52 - 00:54:07
so. Um, okay. I have the afternoon sun, so I don't really understand. Then you're facing Than you're facing north. Yeah, but my my map How close are you to the Arctic Circle? Very close. Yeah. Are you closer to the Arctic Circle or the Arctic Triangle or the Is it Is it Arctic uh octagon? Are you trying to make me look stupid? No, not on this show. Stop it. What's the most random fact that you know, Brad? That a group of flamingos is known as a flamboyance. Nice. That's good, bro. You're welcome. That's good. What's

00:53:30 - 00:54:45
the most random fact that you know, Rebecca? Oh, you can. I don't know. I don't know any facts. I'm a girl. I'm stupid. Okay. All she has to do is stand there and smile. Okay. Without looking like you're going to eat the person. Did you guys see you? I don't know. I mean, we're all huge, huge WNBA fans, am I right? Oh, I love when they score touchdowns. Yes. I just I come out of my seat. Here's a fun fact. Sophie Cunningham, who stood up uh who stood up for her teammate Caitlyn Clark, who is

00:54:10 - 00:55:18
getting roughed up by the other team. Uh her jersey sales have just passed Caitlyn Clark after uh Okay, that chick on the left is a basketball player. She's too She's way too cute. That's Sophie Cunningham. That is not real. And so she she stepped in when Caitlyn Clark was getting roughed up and so now her jersey sales. Uh there you go. Can we talk about another random thing? Because um that's the whole point of this this Friday live stream. And and wait a second. How come they can't have hashtags now? What do

00:54:45 - 00:55:52
you mean they can't? No, but I was gonna talk about Musk because Oh. talking about muffs. What's a muff? No. The thing is that uh every Tesla sounds like a UFO when it's backing up, right? And I'm just thinking he m he must have done that on purpose. No. Well, they do put a sound on electric cars. And I didn't know this until we got No, no, no. It's not that. This has been around before they made the the rule about the sound on the electric cars. Like when you put it in reverse, it goes like

00:55:17 - 00:56:20
sounds like it's very um it's it's eerie. I don't I don't know about the Tesla, but I know it on other high like they're getting eaten by an evil ET. Well, that's not good. That I'm going to say I just wonder if anybody else has thought about it. I don't know how it is in the US, but here in Norway, Teslas are everywhere. Well, that's because y'all aren't scratching them all to hell and and trying to set them on fire. There it is. Can you Can you hear that? Yeah. Nice. Yeah, that's the sound.

00:55:50 - 00:57:15
Yeah, that's what all All of them do that. Yeah. All Teslas. Yeah. No, all all EVs. Yeah. They're they're they're weird sounds. They all have them. But yeah, because otherwise you'll get hit by one of them. Exactly. Because they're so quiet. Exactly. Yeah. I mean, and and uh because the uh RA, let's see, a RAV 4 uh hybrid. Yes. Backup noise. There it is. And then because what see here? So, yeah, it does. It's almost the same noise. Yeah, not the same, but I get what you're saying. And it's weird

00:56:32 - 00:57:36
because you're like that's because if you are familiar with uh internal combustion engines generally that sounds like a gearbox starting to go south on you and you don't want it and you Huh? What was that that you make? It's starting to sound like a gearbox going south on you. Now I don't mean that in any sort of a kinky way either. It's not a group of crows. It's magpies. Huh? Crow crows is a murder. No, no, it's not crows. It's magpies. Boons is a Congress. A Congress, I guess. I mean, I'm just

00:57:04 - 00:58:20
let I'm just I'm deferring to his knowledge. He's stoned. What the hell does he know? I mean, he's he's smoking a big fatty right now. What? He's going to tell you things that are I mean, next he's going to come out and say that, you know, Hillary Clinton is straight. Oh, come on now. I Thank you. Ask that. was caught with a man and like there was some violent like she got caught with a she was caught with a man. Uh Janet Reno. No, not whose husband was caught with a man in their house after violence. Janet

00:57:42 - 00:58:50
Reno was the man that was caught with Hillary Clinton. Nancy Pelos's husband. Oh yeah, that was it. Yeah, Nancy. I knew Paul P. Would you not pay good money to find out the real story behind Paulie P and David Depe? I would love to know what really happened because I'm thinking that somebody either got their feelings hurt or there was not enough money left on the nightstand. One of the two. Unfortunately, we'll never know cuz we'll never see David Depe live alive again. Yeah, that's true. That's true. Just

00:58:16 - 00:59:30
saying. Um and and I think um when you were talking about who got caught with the man, I think it was uh Hillary got caught with uh Web Hubble. And I loved his telescope, too. That the telescope that Web Hubble made was Am I right? That's the same guy, right? I don't know. I honestly don't know. And no, she wasn't caught with him, but uh she was caught. Rumors persist. All right, let me play this. Wait, didn't Hillary Clinton get caught with her penis out? Okay, I stop. What? Okay, tell me. Am I wrong? Yes. Yes, you're

00:58:53 - 00:59:56
wrong. I'm sorry. Is this the wrong show? Is this definitely is the wrong show. Is this not Wait, is this John Stewart? Is it Wait, who's Hello. Is this thing on? Do you want to see what I found on the sidewalk? Nope. So, um, I want to play this video that I stumbled across today and it has quickly become one of my top five baseball videos of all time. Uh, this guy gets and I don't know who this is either. Uh, ow. All right. So, he almost gets hit. Almost gets hit. Okay. Randall, I need to know

00:59:24 - 01:00:35
who this is. Okay, so the next pitch, he's like, "You know what? I'm going to bunt now." And the only reason he bunted it is so that he could destroy the pitcher. Watch this. Here's your bunt. And the pitcher thinks I held on to the ball. Yeah, nobody cares. Ouch. Are we watching football right now? No kidding. Why do they have to be so t rough? Why can't they be Why can't we just play a nice gentle game of Everybody likes a rough breath. That's what I've heard. And after a while, that's exhausting. And it really I mean,

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if you don't bring him along enough, what Keith, you look what's wrong? Dehydrated. Stay hydrated, right? If you don't I mean, I want to play I want to play this for you. Chip Carrey uh used to be the Atlanta Braves announcer, son of Skip Carrey, the the Braves announcing legend. Any relation to Harry Carrie? Yes. Uh, yes. So, Chip Carrey is the grandson of Harry Kerry. Harry, skip Chip. Okay. So, um, sounds like a sentence. It sounds like a sentence, right? So, before I play this, I want to

01:00:30 - 01:01:33
ask St. Louis Cardinals fans, does Chip Carrey still have the same crutch, the same habit that he had, the same crutch as the dear Lord, the Braves, uh, when he was the Braves announcer, he would always Oh my gosh. Oh, wow. So, one of the things that Skip Carrey used to do, and he would do it well, but he wouldn't run the bit into the ground, was when a foul ball would go into the stands, he would say, "Oh, a a guy from Marietta made a great catch, okay? It's a suburb." Just a way to mix in the local towns and whatever. He had

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no idea where the guy was from, obviously, but it just haha, right? Okay. So, Chip Carrey wore that bit into the ground like every other foul ball. And so, I wonder to Cardinals fans, do you know your metro area of St. Louis now? because of Chip Carrey. But I feel really badly for Chip. Uh and this is something that uh he had to do a promotion in the middle of a of a game uh recently for Pride Month. And pride pride pride and this is what happened. Disability July ticket. There we go. Okay. Disability pride

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night. So, not only do we have disability pride night because we gota we gotta scope that in real tight. Here we go. Disability pride night is Thursday, July 10th. And with a theme ticket, fans take home a Cardinals cap featuring the disability pride flag and details of All right, hang on. Hang on. Pride. After after he finishes this sentence, we're all gonna count together because I know the answer because it was in the the the tweet. Uh, I know how much uh silence uh occurs after this. Thursday, July 10th, and with a theme

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ticket, fans take home a Cardinals cap featuring the disability pride flag and Cardinals in Braille. Details at cardinals.com/the. I want that hat. All right, here we go. Three. Okay. Four. There's a game being played, so let's get some playbyplay going up in here. Eight. Nine. 10 and he threw the ball. Yeah. All right. That That's a That's a strike. Do we have an announcer still? What? Do we have an announcer for game? Yes. Is he still Is he on the phone with HR? Lead that one. Disability. It took his

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his partner in the booth had to step in and be like, "That's a ball." I think uh boy, he should have threw that one hard. Is Thursday, July 10th, and with the theme ticket, clearly he was already scrolling Twitter to find out if he'd been cancelled. Fans take home a Cardinals cap featuring the disability pride [ __ ] flag and Cardinals in Braille. Details at Hold on. The Cardinals in Braille. I want that hat. Like I don't How the hell what part's in Braille? The [ __ ] the flag, or the cardinal? Oh, it's

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on the side there. Look at that. That's kind of cool, man. I like that. I like this. What is that? I want that hat. I don't You got You know, you got your [ __ ] hat by feeling. If you're If you're blind, you go I got to make sure I got my [ __ ] hat. I want that hat that says uh they don't know who they're [ __ ] with or what it is that Trump. That's the hat I want. Braille. Details at cardinals.com/the. You want the disability hat? I want the very capable hat. I I'm just saying right now in his ear

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they're saying Chip, you're going to have to issue a press release. You're going to have to make a comment. You can't say [ __ ] You cannot say [ __ ] You can't say what did I say. You know what you said. No, I want you to tell me what I said. Meanwhile, the other guy at the booth is like, "Oh, there's a game going. What do I do? Mommy, mommy, I guess I got to comment because Chip is tied up with HR." Need that one. I need that one. They got Please give us a strike on that one. Holy crap. You just

01:04:41 - 01:06:09
can't You can't You can't It's hard to beat off the [ __ ] comment. Okay, it is. So So we've all hard hard. Unless you're British. Let's focus. Deep deep. Can we focus, please? Fast, fast, fast, fast, fast. Pick. I got a lot of stuff to get through. I will hold class late if I have to. Oh god, Brad, stop it. Sorry. Sorry. Okay, so uh obviously we all uh have careers in front of microphones. I'm sure we said some regrettable things. Speak for yourself. Uh, so I just you'll be thinking if there's

01:05:31 - 01:06:40
any moment uh of embarrassment that you've had in front of a mic, but check this out. As far as professional issues, this guy is this this right here. Even though it was just in a courtroom, much worse than Chip Car's snafu there on the Cardinals game. Holy crap. This is not good. Let's go with what happened in the case. The honey or I'm sorry. that that that I don't know what to say to that. I apologize. Okay. Did y'all catch that? He called the joke with what happened in the case that but

01:06:05 - 01:07:12
honey or Oh my god. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. That that I don't know what he just makes it worse though. He does. Go ahead. Um if she said, "Oh, excuse me. I mean I meant your question here is what happened." I'm sorry. I mean totally thrilled by Yeah, I can imagine. I can imagine. I can imagine. I'm a little thrown by that also if I'm being honest. Your honor, I I don't know what to say. It's just a Okay. Well, go ahead. You've only got He's buffing her on the side, isn't he? He's buffing the judge. Okay. You know

01:06:38 - 01:07:44
what? I was going to ask you that if you thought it was just an honest slip. He's buffing the judge. He and the judge are freaking in the sheets. And I need some names. I need to follow up on this story. That's what's going on because She was I mean that's just not that big a deal to unless you're uh diddling the judge. U unless her name is Honey. Either either that or he just has a lot of arguments at home and he's always saying no. The guy is like always saying to his wife, "Honey, could you just calm

01:07:12 - 01:08:30
down?" Cuz chicks like that, right, Rebecca? Excuse me. Oh honey, he's already tuned out. Attorney William Zaliski found it coal. Kosalis Kosaliski. So set set a Google news alert with both the attorney and the judge and let me know if something ever pops up. Judge Elizabeth L. Harris. Okay. So you need to set a news alert because one day like a news alert. Okay. So it's kind of like a map that you fold. Do I Do I get this? Do I go to the news stand and pick it up in a paper? Yes. Okay. When what do I ask

01:07:50 - 01:09:02
them for? Go to the nearest kiosk, ask them to put up a news alert for you and then you go by every morning. Honey, I need a news alert. Me Hey, uh there is Map Quest, by the way. But does Map Quest have an app? That's what I want to know. Can somebody check that? Why wouldn't they? Remember the attorney who got stuck as a kitten? Yes, that was funny. Yes, that was I don't care who you are. That's That's better than judge your buffing honey in court. Judge Judge, I I'm not a cat. I just want you to know that.

01:08:27 - 01:09:29
I love that. That was one of the greatest that was. That's one of the greatest videos of all time. See, she Rebecca's looking at us like we've lost our love ever loving. Yeah. I don't know what you're talking about. Find that. Please find that. Yes. Um and just hold on. I'm still working on a news alert. How do you spell alert? Oh god. Is that two L's or one? Um two L. So, with Map Quest, I actually used to print up the directions, if you can believe this, and put them in the car. Oh, I believe it because you're old.

01:08:57 - 01:10:04
Wait, what the hell? Wow. Yes, but that was I found it. Found it. Except Sorry, I feel a bit evil today. I'm old, too. So, you're not alone. Oh, don't even try to make it feel better. Okay. What are we doing here? Cry. Cry if it makes you feel better. Can I uh put this on the screen here? Yeah, but you can't get my audio up. Oh, it's not my problem. Oh, yeah. I've seen this one. Yeah. Yeah. I remember now. Yeah. That was during co, right? Yeah. Yeah. And the and the poor cat is just

01:09:30 - 01:10:34
like, oh, I mean, those eyes, doesn't he just look, oh, I I think that, you know, the more I look at this, the more I think it's horseshit. What do you mean? Because I don't think that because it's just too perfect. I mean, look at him. He's like, "Oh, that poor." I mean, look the back and forth. Oh, your honor. I just I'm not I'm not a cat. You have your pen and paper, kids. No, I I'll go get it. Hold on. I just need to get up from the chair. And that is very difficult for me because I have like severe pelvic pain.

01:10:03 - 01:11:09
So, give me a minute. That's That's what that woman said after 800 dudes in a night. Oh my god. Ew, Brad. She did. She did. She did. I'm It's not a lie. I have a baby in here. Okay. There's a baby inside of here. I'll show you how fat I am, but I don't want to show you how fat I am. Yeah, we're good. Thank you. That makes sense. Okay. I want to show you how fat I am, but I don't want to show you how fat I am. It's a woman for you. Can't make Okay, honey. Okay. We're ready. We got three words coming our way. These

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are English words, so we have to handicap. Uh, you know, we got to grade on a curve for Rebecca. Curve, curve, curve, curve, curve, curve. Wait, wait. Go and ask any Oh, I love pre-rolls. I guess I should have queued this up. My bad. I love pre-rolls. A program. Okay. Who's the voiceover guy? Excuse me. Say that again. I don't know. A program. I don't even know what the hell program. Appro A program. Appro Hey, let me just tell you something here real quick. I've never heard that word in my

01:11:16 - 01:12:40
life. Probri. It's what you stick up your um No. Pro. No, sir. Pro. Approprium. You ready? Hold on. There's no uh is that approprium or probri? Approprium. program. You ready? Oh, okay. I see it. Okay. I I This is all wrong for me. I'm I can guarantee I got that wrong. Probrium. I can't What the hell? Try writing it in English next time, Rebecca. What is that? I can't read your little Is she reading? She's writing in Finnish. Yeah. What's up with that? Come on. Approprium. Approprium. Approprium.

01:12:02 - 01:13:28
Oh god, I got it really wrong, didn't I? Yeah, me too. Yeah, that's a stupid word. What does that even mean? The corrupted leader is what? Hold on. Let's go back. I want to see what it means. I'm gonna use this word. What is that noise? Corrupted leader is subject to a program from the public. Does that mean that the public probes him with a stick? Yeah. Right up his thing. I'm all on board. Wow. Damn. Oh my. I can't. I'm just saying that just sounds What does chromatic? Chromatic. Oh, I know this one. This is

01:12:45 - 01:14:14
easy. Chromatic. He says as he misspells it. Yeah, right. Um, chromatic. Stop it. Don't act stupid. Am I Am I acting stupid? Chromatic. Chro like a chromagnon man. No. Like chromatic. Kro chromatic. All right. Are we ready, kids? Honey, I can't read that at all. What? You can't see that? Chromatic. Oh, you put the little H in there. Chro. What in the hell? What did she write? Chromatic. What? No. What is that thing at the end? Yeah. What is it? That is uh it's a dot over the uh I and then it's the C. You

01:13:30 - 01:14:54
know that last thing that looks like a snake? Yeah. What is that? C. Chromatic. That is not a C at the end. Yes. No. Let me do this. I do a dot chromatic. And then we have to like teach you the alphabet too. Oh man. Oh honey. And your honor. Chromatic. Chromatic. Chromatic. I have hopes now. I [ __ ] did it. You got an ass on there. Oh my god. I'm so I'm too happy about that. Something's wrong with Clearly someone else. Prosecute. Prosecute. Oh, that's so stupid. Stupid. Prosecute.

01:14:15 - 01:15:31
Prosecute. Yeah. Yeah, that's so stupid. Watch him get it wrong. Shut up. Yeah. I don't know. Does cute come in there? I can't remember how I write it because I use You ready? Are we ready? I've got to I've got to make Why are you going so fast? I've got to make it bigger for PR since it's small. Slow down. Okay. Hold it up to the camera. All the way to the I can't Oh god. No. I don't I don't know. I did this wrong. I'm sure. Prosecute. It's cute. Uh, did you want to buy an extra consonant?

01:14:53 - 01:16:16
Prosecute. Prosecute. Prosecute. Okay, I did it right. Prosecute. No, you didn't. You put too many S's in there. Oh, yeah. Well, I had one to begin with. I put the X-ray in because I wasn't sure, honey. Prosecute. Prosecute. Right. [Music] Yeah, that's the greatest sound effect ever. Stop it. Stop. Okay. I feel good. I need some better drugs. Okay. What do we I need better drugs. Oh, check this out. Uh I've started to do like a this day in history deal uh before I go live at my day job. Pat Gray

01:15:47 - 01:17:11
Unleashed over at the Blaze. do a little video and um you know I only do one but I thought I thought today was a very interesting day uh in history. A lot has happened in 1977 on June 27th um there was a Supreme Court decision. It was close five to four that finally in 1977 allowed lawyers to advertise. They couldn't advertise until 1977. Now all I seen next to the road in Texas is lawyers trying Oh, you know the best one I've seen? I don't I never took a picture of it, but it says um it says dick something. What is it? Uh

01:16:29 - 01:17:32
by a dick or something. That's a hard one. His name is Dick and then he word plays it. So you think it actually says something bad, but you kind of have to like read it again to correct yourself and you're like, "Oh my god." Because he's got stiff competition. Yes, I can keep going all night. It's lawyers and then there's the home um what do you call those that sell homes uh real estate agents or as they like to say reals which I hate it when people say realers. There's no uh in the middle

01:17:02 - 01:18:06
of realtors. Um I I'm trying to I was trying to think I think I remember when lawyers could not advertise. Oh no. cuz that was what did you say year that was 77 right? Is that what you said? Yeah. So I would have been seventh grade I think. I mean I'm trying to remember if there was any if that was like a big allowed to advertise as an adult. Thank you Brad. I feel young again. Um so um but well it's it's like because it's unseammly because because you get what you get now with all these damn

01:17:38 - 01:19:06
lawyer commercials. They were they had it right to begin with. Um, do you have something against the Texas hammer? I just lawyer injured by this medication that was prescribed between 1994 and 2018. If you have, contact us on getyou money foryoumedsback.com and we'll help you out. Okay. If your penis fell off due to taking remesae, I mean, it just it's so they're soy. Now this the Texas Hammer Jim Adler. Oh yeah, Jim Adler's freaking everywhere. His son is now in on it, too. And it's just like it's cuz Adler's going to die.

01:18:22 - 01:19:29
That's what happened in Nashville. It was Bart Durham who did all the um he was like the big Nashville attorney, the the ambulance chaser. And now his son, is it Brett? What the hell is his son? Little hammer. Yeah. Bart died. I only I met Bart Durham once and you shake his hand, it was like shaking a a a biscuit dough. It's like um and then he died like late last year and his son is now taking over. Brett Brett Durham I think is his name. But it's just like anybody want to guess when the first female

01:18:55 - 01:20:12
state police graduate uh what year that occurred? First time we had a state police officer that was a female. Any guesses? That was that that was the year the world went to hell, right? Uh no, that would have been uh uh the 1919 whenever women got the right to vote. We let them drive. We let them vote. They can carry a gun. Are you insane? Next thing you're going to say, they can own property. Oh my. I mean, I carry a gun when I'm in Texas. Look at that face when she says it, too. I mean, I carry a gun.

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Norway needs to fix their No kidding. Right. We do some things, right? Over here. What was the question again? I don't even know. Oh, the first female 74 state state police graduate. What? 1904. 1980. Can you believe it took that long? Wow. Wait, really? And it was And it was the progressive state of New Jersey. Uh, let's see. You still can't pump your own gas. Thank you. But by the way, you can't when I lived there, me and the the neighborhood gas station guy, we had an understanding. I bet you

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did. You might want to clear that up real quick before I take that down some road you don't want it taken down. Yeah. Okay. 1990, listen to this. Salman Rushy, condemned to death by Iran, contributed $8,600 to help their earthquake victims. Wow. Didn't Didn't help. didn't help. This I told Bob to me shot. No, knifed. No, shot. Knifed. Yeah, stabbed. Stabbed while he was stabbed. There's still Isn't there still money on his head? Oh, I believe there's a fatwa. Fatwa and never go away. Who are you calling

01:20:44 - 01:22:00
fatwa? He's called fatwa. That's what it's called. And actually, I went to uh I had was at an interesting dinner party, not last year, a year before last. I um was placed next to the publisher in which who was that? Was that Rushi was attacked by some jihadist? Anyway, and he was attacked himself. This publisher in Norway, these people are nuts. And he still supports the Muslim community. I don't get it. Uh, fun fact, uh, yours truly was the one that informed Salman Rushy of the 911 attacks

01:21:23 - 01:22:18
because he was supposed to be on Pat Gray when we were in Houston that morning and he was our guest coming up and I called him and I was like, "Hey, now listen now listen to this dumbass producer here." Hey, uh, we have some breaking news out of New York. Uh, some airplanes just flew into the Twin Towers, so we're interrupting regularly scheduled programming. in hindsight, uh, might have been the guy you wanted on the line to comment about. No kidding. Global jihadist, you dumb ass. He because he he turned on his TV while I

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was talking to him like, "Oh my gosh." All right. Yeah. And and then he acted like it was no big deal. He's like, "Yep." Uhhuh. Like I thought, "Wait a minute." Well, and and and I'm glad you brought that up. Why is that? because I had another uh because uh your friend of mine Jeff Fischer sent me today early this morning an Instagram post and let me see if I can find it real quick because Oh yeah, here it is. Right. Uh and it was but you can't do the audio because you can't hear anything on my side, right?

01:22:29 - 01:23:40
Can you narrate it for us? So why why why says they aren't capturing can I not find this anyway the um the essence of this thing first of all the guy flies the plane into the Pentagon we only have the one stupid camera of and and I've never it never really bothered me before thinking about you know the I mean it's horrible obviously a plane flying into the Pentagon but it never really bothered me before but suddenly I'm like wait a Everything was vaporized. The plane, the engines, the the titanium and the steel

01:23:06 - 01:24:07
engines. V. There's no engine anywhere. It's vaporized. But we still But we still were able to identify the victims through fingerprints and DNA. Right. That's a great point. I never thought that uh hold that for uh July 10th when we do the Barfly. We got to talk about Okay, I found it. I'm sorry. I wasn't listening to what you were saying and now I'm just rudely interrupting because uh it wasn't rushed. was thinking about I was thinking about the editor William Nugward in 1993 he was shot outside his

01:23:36 - 01:25:04
home in Oslo after he um published satanic verses by Salman Rushi. So the fact that he was stabbed in 2022 was it I need to read I need to read the satanic verses. Well, you've never read that? You can just read the Quran and you'll be mortified. Yeah, I've read enough of that. Um, Brad Fidel, save that video for July 10th, please, for the I will not. I refuse to ask. Want to wrestle? Hey, in 1994, which band, which what was the first major band to let fans download a full new track free from the internet? 1994.

01:24:20 - 01:25:42
Major band. YouTube, too. No, they just force that [ __ ] They force that [ __ ] down your throat. They don't let you go and get it. They just say like here it is and good luck trying to get it off of your phone. Was it a boy band? No. Kansas? No. Boston. 1994 major band. Eer Smith. You got it. Oh, I like it. Are you serious? Yeah. Yeah. The color of passion. I love that song. Such a good song. Keep going. Don't stop. Aerosmith played at my sister's high school graduation. Really? Oh, I'm

01:25:02 - 01:26:20
infield, New Hampshire. Population. Has something like they got the 90s zaz about them? Um I'm I'm I'm amazed that Tyler's still alive. Yeah. How How do you put that much [ __ ] into you and still be alive all these 50 years later? Some people, well, you know, some people are just, you know, Brad, you are um anyone that follows me on X or knows anything about me, I am not a handyman. And so Brad comes over and fixes everything. I was I was a little surprised. I work on Keith. Are you wearing skirt right now, Keith?

01:25:41 - 01:26:58
What? What' you say? You were cut off. What? Are you wearing a skirt right now? Who wants to know? You know what? I charge extra to answer those questions. So, um, uh, your only fans, what was the handle again? I was a little surprised when I saw you post this week, Brad. Um, boy, that pissed me off. Okay, so so before we go down this road, it was a little um, comforting to see you struggle with this. Uh because this right here, this right here has been the constant bane of my existence to the

01:26:19 - 01:27:27
point where there's one room where I just I you know what I said screw that. I'm not going to put it in the wall and it's got like a and it's got it's got a um I just replaced it with a thing on the counter to hold towel, you know, like a like a countertop towel holder because the these kind of Why am I hearing a cat? I was going to say that's that's a that's a that motor was running. So Brad Brad uh explain to us uh lay folk uh what what how did this all work out? Lay folk in uh this at this time of

01:26:54 - 01:27:56
year too. Let me just tell you it's a beautiful place. They should require uh or you know what they shouldn't require because codes but uh if you're building a bathroom or remodeling a kitchen or a bathroom, you should do yourself a favor and put plywood half-inch plywood on your walls before you put the drywall up. That way it doesn't matter where you attach a towel bar. It will always be going into hard wood and Right. Hardwood is a good thing. Hard wood is what? It is a good thing. It's a good thing.

01:27:25 - 01:28:34
Okay, now we're going to keep moving. Uh, sorry. All I heard was honey uh wood. Uh, but no, the uh and I ended up just doing a little uh a simple butterfly bolt on it, but I mean I it was it just it's one of those things that it takes time out of your day and it's just irritating as hell. Yeah, I don't like it. just I mean and and I was going to I thought about you know what I could put up a little a wood backing plate and and make it all you know like hardwood gives better like resistance and like things they they just like they

01:27:59 - 01:29:00
they stay with you longer. They do they they they stand more at attention when you got when you got the hard wood. Yes, they pay more attention to you. I totally agree with you. You know what? You know what? We're gonna ban uh Rebecca from using the phrase hard wood on this. Okay. Because Brad, can she say soft wood? Gotta let it go. Is that wood? Can she Yeah. Can she just say wood? Would a would have would have should have leg. I've got I've got a question for you. Yesterday I was at a

01:28:30 - 01:29:31
diner and you haven't asked me what this is yet. Little hammer. What is it? I don't know. I found it on the sidewalk. Okay. Um, and I picked it up. I I I walked right over it the other day. I was Can you not get closer to the camera with that, huh? Looks like a razor, but it does look like a razor, doesn't it? But it's it's it's got threads down here on this end, and it's got a little tea. Somebody's welded a little tea handle. And I don't know what it is, but I walked by it and I looked down. It was

01:29:01 - 01:29:56
shiny. And then I got about four more paces beyond. I went, you know what? I'm not just leaving that there. I'm going back and I'm picking it up. And I did. and I picked it up and I brought it home and I have been playing with it ever since. I'm proud of you. Thank you. And it's just fun. I mean, it's just a little Uhhuh. I just need to find a little hole to screw this into and I'm I can pull on it and yank it and twist it. Have a big time with this thing. This will provide me hours of non-stop fun.

01:29:28 - 01:30:35
Uhhuh. Yeah. And I found And it was free. It was free. It was free. So, I'm sitting at a diner yesterday. Okay. Mhm. And I'm I'm at my table and directly in front of me with their backs to me is a grandma and a girl about four maybe five years old. Probably closer to about four. Okay. Where your grandma from? Okay. And so across from them at that table is the mom. Okay. So, uh I'm see Dear God, man. the it was the grandma and it was the little girl and then the mom facing toward me and the little girl

01:30:01 - 01:31:10
has her phone and and so the grandma can't see what's on her phone. The mom can't see what's on her phone. I don't know that she was trying to hide it from anybody, but I was the only person besides the four-year-old who could see what was on the phone. And what was on the phone was a video. She was clearly on YouTube and it was it was a it was a a montage of people that were like fake pregnant and it looked like they were guys and then it goes to this one guy who puts on a dress. He puts on a leather top. He puts on this fake uh

01:30:36 - 01:31:52
pregnancy thing. He's like a tutu. Wait, a girl is watching this. A little four-year-old girl is watching a guy put on a tutu leather and a fake pregnancy thing and dolling up his hair. And I'm just looking at this like, I should say something, but I shouldn't say something. As in, kid, what the hell are you looking at? I wanted to say, hey y'all, do you know what she is watching? And so, should I have said anything? I feel like that would have been nosy and rude. At the same time, this child is going this child is going

01:31:14 - 01:32:22
down a bad road unsupervised watching videos of pregnant guys in women's clothing. She's lost already four years old. Why would you not supervise what your four-year-old is watching on YouTube? Is that's not the time. I I agree. I don't think anybody here is arguing with that. I'm asking, should I have said anything to anyone like what the hell is this child watching? Yeah, I would have said something. I think I think it was your civic duty. And even if they had turned to you and said, "You mind your own damn business."

01:31:48 - 01:32:51
Yeah. You would at least have known that you did the right thing from a moral perspective. I would have said out loud what she was watching. So that if that was the case that you know that ow [ __ ] um What just happened? The cat scratched me by accident. Uh oh. By accident. Didn't you have that checked? I mean, because if you're pregnant and a cat scratches you, don't you get the fever? But but yeah, I would have said out loud exactly what she was watching because if they did agree to her watching that, they

01:32:20 - 01:33:24
would have been shamed publicly. And if they didn't, they would act like that, right? I don't know. I don't know that they spoke English, though. Oh, hell. Were they foreigners? I'm just saying. Why do they keep allowing foreigners into this country for? I'm just saying I don't know that they would have understood a word that I said. Well, they don't allow every foreigner into the country anymore. Oh, yeah. We got to do this. Yeah, we got some Norwegian guy and uh I've got your post here. Hang on, let me get this up. Was

01:32:52 - 01:33:59
it Are we being attacked by the Norwegians again? Uh there's a Rebecca tweet there. Norwegian media claimed that Mods Mikkelson, 21-year-old, was denied entry for having a humorous photo of JD Vance on his phone. Can we just pause for just a second? This is actually a very humorous photo. I mean, let's be honest. That is a funny photo. That's awesome. But I think his normal face is equally funny. His face that is uh who whose face this guy Ms. Yeah. How do you say his name? Mutz. It's Mutz. Okay.

01:33:25 - 01:34:26
I was magical. Now, Border Patrol is stepping forward to say that's not true. So, they were saying that uh they found this picture on his phone. They didn't let him into the country, but instead, there's an interesting fact here. Uh he has a YouTube channel where he joked about shooting Trump. Okay, that's not funny at all. Wait, he and he admitted drug use. That's why he was kicked out, right? That's why he was kicked out. It was because he was admitting to illegal drug use in two countries. And so that's

01:33:55 - 01:35:02
why he didn't gain entry. But this was originally an article in Nis, which is a local paper up north. What's nudies? Northern Lights is the translation of that newspaper. Ah, I got to check. They're active. And then Daily M picked Daily Mail picked it up and a lot of uh Norwegian media picked it up from from that article from NIS. Um, but they it was all I like I like how you have to slow down to say it. That's when you know that a language is just a little bit offkilter when you have to slow down

01:34:29 - 01:35:36
to pronounce words in it. Gertie gertie. Uh, but yeah. So, uh, the liberals online use this to say that Trump uhhuh is uh totalitarian or authoritarian. Um, he won't let people in because he doesn't believe in freedom of speech because you can't have humor on your phone. Blah blah blah blah blah. And a lot of these articles in the Norwegian press as well had they left out this fact that you know it was because of the drug use and second that his YouTube channel like if you joke around about

01:35:03 - 01:36:15
that you're probably going to be under scrutiny right. Yeah. So when you come to the border and they pick you out it's not because you were joking about JD Vance. Like who didn't joke about JD Vans murdering like you did the pope who are ne who's next? Like who didn't joke about that? Nobody's going to lock you out of the country for joking for having humor. And plus the JD Vance memes uh were all over the place. Um this isn't the Mads Mickelson. No, it's not the actor. Okay. So there was a Oh, there's a a famous Mads

01:35:39 - 01:36:30
Mickelson. Yes. That's why I thought, well, that's kind of weird that he would be. So, I was like, "Oh, it's not the same one." Before we go any further, um, you you just I have ADD. Obviously, you mentioned the Northern Lights newspaper. I have to ask you a question here. Um, are you guys bored with the Northern Lights there in Norway? Like, do you even care that that when that happens when they come when it comes down? Of course we do. Every You like that? Yeah. Okay. Because there's a there's a site

01:36:05 - 01:37:03
that I have bookmarked that shows you like uh the the activity of the solar flares. Why are you turning it sideways? Well, because I wanted to ask her of Norwest, you think that's Oops. So, that's that's us right there. But over here is Norway. Like, if you do it like that, see that? So, which of those three countries Don't make me Google it. Which of the three little long countries Scandinavian is Norway? Is that the one on the left, Rebecca, or is it middle? Which one is Which one's Nor? Are you

01:36:34 - 01:37:35
seriously asking me? She's definitely not listening to this. She's not. She's not. So, I'm asking which of the three vertical countries. You do realize that Norway has a really really long coastline and that might give you a hint. I'm gonna have to Google it. Oh, so it's the one on the left. Like I said, yeah, it's the one closest to Yeah. Yeah. Okay. The one closest to us. Okay, cool. All right. So, I was just wondering how how far how often do you However, I think it's really funny because we have an island up north like

01:37:04 - 01:38:07
North Poleish like Swalbart. I think we talked about North Polish. North Polish. You're gonna have to fight Russia over that, I bet. Oh, we have Russia. Yeah, it's Bodensburg, which is a Russian mining city, and then you have Longerbian, which is a Norwegian mining city, but it's Norwegian territory. It's just it's just, you know, governly. But what they did to Swalbard was that they close they're closing down the mine now, and you can't get energy from the mine. So, they have to every single house has

01:37:35 - 01:38:42
to have a a a diesel aggregator. Is that what it's called? Diesel aggregator. That sounds exactly I've got one of those right over here if you want me to grab it. Yeah. Gra Yeah. Show Show us your diesel agged to the floor. I'm sorry. I can't uh I'll have to figure out Oh my god. Stop being stupid. You know what I mean? Like you have to use fuel. Freaking and it's cold up there. Okay. And so it's just this they try to implement climate policies basically and it destroyed the entire island. Now a lot of people are moving

01:38:09 - 01:39:29
from the island. The population is only about now 40% Norwegian and now all of a sudden all Norwegian politicians are nationalists. They're like, "Oh my god, Salbart is so important for our military blah blah blah blah blah our strategic point up north yada yada yada. We need to make it stay Norwegian." It's like how about the mainland? Yeah. Right. You invite mass migration and then you Brad, why don't why don't you jump in here, Brad, with your analysis of I I don't even think Huh? What's wrong?

01:38:49 - 01:40:01
Okay, back to you, Bob, in the studio. I I want to see you guys uh fight Russia over that island that you're talking about. That'd be fun because then you could We've fought Russia over borders in the sea. Okay. For a long long long time. Russians are invited to Swallbard. We don't fight them. It is no reason to swallow what? No. No. Swallbard. No. What? Swallbard. Swallenbard. Okay. So, um, hang on a second. Beautiful this time of year. I'm looking for something here. Uh, how many how many weeks

01:39:26 - 01:40:37
pregnant are you without without giving us too many details? Four and a half months. I'm halfway. So, do do the weeks. Do the weeks for me, please. 16 18 17 18. Oh, 20 weeks. 20 weeks. Okay. I think 20 weeks off. So, Brad, do you remember we had the story of the brain dead mom in Georgia and they have the heartbeat bill and they wanted to keep her alive because the baby was in there. It was right at It's It would be right now. So, how as far as Rebecca's gestation anyway, it'd be right now. No,

01:40:02 - 01:41:24
I think the word you're looking for is gesticulating. Thank you. Um, so what what happened was they um they just uh the baby came out and it's and it's alive and it's one pound 13 ounces. It was Yeah. and and it actually the grandma said that the baby's expected to be okay and they named the baby named the baby Chance. The funeral for the mom is going to be tomorrow uh in Georgia and I was looking up. So this baby Okay. Okay. This baby was 25 weeks along and and the record I think is 21 weeks if I remember correctly. I can't I

01:40:42 - 01:41:52
don't guess I didn't write that down. But uh keep him alive at this point, you know. Well, right now, right now, your baby can live. Yeah. Yeah. But Brad, um, you and I had a a deep discussion on this at the time and and and I feel like I can't remember what I said either. I I think we were like, "Oh my gosh, this is this is a hypothetical that really is no longer a hypothetical." And and I didn't see a commitment in that original story that the the family really wanted to maybe they wanted the kid all along. I

01:41:16 - 01:42:30
don't know. But I as I read this update, it really changes your perspective now knowing that or maybe it doesn't change your perspective. It at least adds a new wrinkle, a big wrinkle to think, okay, wait a minute. Ironically, babies are wrinkled when they come out. The kid is expected to live, you know. But first of all, hang on. It's not It's not expected to live. Yes. We're not sure. Number one, but there's so many questions with this story. It's so not cut and dry. No, it's not. Again, who pays for that, right? I

01:41:54 - 01:42:49
mean, that's that's at some point that has to be answered. That's not a that's not an immediate question. But at some point in this, if the state is compelling them, which by the way, the state attorney general did say they didn't need to keep her alive. I don't know how that would hold up in court, but it's a little convenient after the fact. And as far as paying for it, she's they're they're not going to have to pay a thing. I mean that the the hospital will will eat all that but hospital or

01:42:21 - 01:43:33
the state if the state either one there no one's gonna be again again in the large scheme of things please don't lose sight of the bigger story of life here but at some point you I I would I'm fascinated to know who is going to end up paying for that the family the state the hospital I'm just curious but back to the hypothetical that became a reality for this family does does I would love to know if opinions on this changed after we now have a baby that is expected to be totally fine. Well, hold

01:42:57 - 01:44:07
on a second. You but but is it number one? I mean, okay, but let's just assume let's just assume that now that we have a healthy child and not a not just this fetus, right, growing inside of a brain dead woman. I wonder if that changes opinions on holding the woman alive. Is that what you mean? Or do you mean like farming babies on brain dead women? No, she had a stroke, an aneurysm, I believe it was. And so she's been brain dead in the state of Georgia and it they have a a heartbeat bill and so the the hospital

01:43:32 - 01:44:43
did not want to take her off life support thus killing the baby because they didn't want to be responsible. And the baby was delivered prematurely via C-section on June 13th. Um, after doctors have kept Smith on life support due to Georgia's abortion law, Adrina Smith was later taken off of life support. Wait a minute. She after 13th because today is what, the 2. That's two weeks ago. Yeah. Yeah. So, did she live for two weeks off of life support? No. Um, the funeral is tomorrow, though. Uh I don't know when

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she passed. I don't know there. So she's been just sitting around now for two weeks. Uh normal, is it not? The at least a week like we have rules for that in case you're dead and you wake up in the morg like some people do occasionally. Yeah, that would be freaky. Um she was brain declared brain dead in February. She was approximately two months pregnant. Doctors then kept her body alive on a ventilator. Allow a fetus continued developing. Uh 1 pound 13 ounces at about 25 weeks. Gestation immediately taken to the neonatal

01:44:43 - 01:45:52
intensive care unit. His birth is classified as extremely pre-term. Mhm. The family stated they will be raising the child. But originally it almost and I don't want to put words in the family's mouth, but it didn't the the article we had originally, Brad, it didn't make it sound like they were so into it. I don't know. Why would you not want to keep a piece of the person? That's what that now that's what the mom is saying now. That is what the mom is saying. That that makes And maybe she probably felt this the whole

01:45:18 - 01:46:35
time. You know how the press is on on reporting the truth. I want to show youall something. There's the picture right there. I um Yeah. I did not and I don't know why. And it's irrelevant, but I didn't know she was black. Huh. Okay. I mean, I just I did not picture a black woman. I don't know. Again, it's irrelevant. I just I was surprised. Um, so you are, so you're um, and I'm going somewhere with this because you're you're white and so your instinct is to just assume white, right? I guess. Yeah. Because when I worked at

01:45:57 - 01:46:49
a radio station in Houston, um, I'm trying to remember the conversation, but the receptionist was black and uh Oh, I know what it was. I said I said uh something about there's a black dude or something, whatever. She goes, "Why? Why did Why did you And she was super nice. This was not a combative thing at all. Right. And she goes, "Why why would you I'm just curious, Keith." And we had great conversations. "Why would you refer to him as black?" And I said, "I don't know. Probably because I'm white

01:46:24 - 01:47:18
and my default thinking is white guy. So when I have to describe someone that looks different than me, then I point out differences, you know." Yep. But uh I think that might have been what happened to you there. But uh anyhow, um Robert Noble, by the way, is my uh favorite black man, just so you know. Robert Noble. He's a videographer in Vegas. I'm his favorite white guy. He's my favorite black man. Phil Bell is my is a close I need a favorite black man. You do. You really do. And I want to be

01:46:51 - 01:47:50
somebody's favorite white guy. You It really It helps. It's I bet that feels good, man. It does feel good. We um and and and Robert black in the chat want to chime in here cuz he taught me the black man's nod by the way which is I'm super racist so I don't really give a crap about skin color. I know that makes me really racist cuz then all of a sudden I don't see color. I'm racist. If I see it I'm racist. I don't give a [ __ ] anymore. If you're a good person I like you period. If you're my favorite person

01:47:22 - 01:48:18
you're a lucky person. I don't then I don't think you're racist then because that's That's the definition. I think that's how we all approach uh uh relationships. Hey, I I want to I want to throw this out here because But I'm tossing this out there to you. So now I've technically taught you the black man's nod, if that's possible. Can a white dude teach No, no, no, no, no. You have to just call it the nod. You can't call because the black man's and and she doesn't see color. And so you just

01:47:49 - 01:48:45
I'm Oh gosh. What time is it over there? Midnight. Well, you're boring the [ __ ] out of us too, Rebecca. So there you go. almost 11 p.m. Yeah. Yeah. It's just been a rough week, guys. This I'm sorry. Did you again I'll give you another chance here. Do you want to talk about it here? You know, with the family, uh we're all here. We're all friends. And uh if you want to That's not appropriate for online discussion. I'm just going to put it like that. Look at that. You see that right there? I see that. That's not

01:48:17 - 01:49:29
a real That baby has a lot of hair. That's not a baby. Uh none of those are babies. That's not a baby either. Believe this stuff. You believe this? They're actually They're fake washing this kit. It's not a baby. That is so freaky. Wait, are you saying that's AI or those are dolls? Nope, they're all dolls. And uh they have been responsible for 31 pieces of legislation in Brazil uh just in the last I think month or so. Um okay, I'm not donating to the AP. Free press equal. Free press equals strong democracy. AP is so full of [ __ ]

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their eyes are blind. Yeah, they are. So there you go. Um, wait a minute. That's who what I'm just looking. What are they doing? They pretend they're they're they're a baby and then they Oh, she's holding that baby all wrong. It's going to snap that poor kid's neck. Number one, a doll. Um, what? It's a But is that a baby? Is that real? No, that's a doll. All of these are dolls. Well, but that that's not a baby, though. That's like a a little girl. And it doesn't Freaky as hell if you Yeah, it is. My

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mom had two dolls in at the in New Hampshire at the house my grandmother and anyway these dolls were like three feet tall and they were freaky as hell and she'd stand them up in the corner and you'd walk into the room and you'd like ah and I hope the I hope they burned. I hope they are in the I have had to spend the night in a room that had a hundred dolls in it and it was it was so unnerving. I hate it. What is it about? What is it about dolls that are so damn freaky like that? The poltergeist movie. Yeah, they're

01:49:53 - 01:50:48
poltergeists and they look at you and they were freaky before the movie Poltergeist. So what but we don't know. We didn't know that you start you started this. Why did you start? You bring this You bring up the baby the fake baby thing and then you freak me out and then you're like, "So, they're called reborn dolls." And like I said, there's 30 pieces of legislation going through the uh Brazilian, I guess, parliament. Hell, I don't know. Does it matter what kind of government you have in Brazil? Have you ever had a

01:50:21 - 01:51:34
Brazilian? You steal you steal elections in Brazil, so it really doesn't matter. Brazilians hurt. Okay. Uh don't they clerk? Let's see here. So, um I think you do. No, I don't. Are you Keith? Is a baseball game needs Colin here. What are you doing? I was trying to find a particular You want to keep punting while I I'll I'll keep the I'll keep the color commentary going. No, I'm good. Can I say color? Because we were just talking about a black guy. I don't think I could say color. I don't think you can say I

01:51:01 - 01:52:04
don't think you They don't like the color thing. It's uh they don't. No. Who's they? They the you know the colors. They don't like that. Sweet lord. They don't they don't know who's called the colors. Oh, did you see this story? This is tragic. And I almost met the same fate on Interstate 10 in Louisiana once, but a plane was coming in for a landing in I believe it was North Carolina where this happened. And nope. Nope. coming in for a landing and there was a turtle on the runway and he tried to miss it and he ended up

01:51:32 - 01:52:34
veering off into the woods, crashed and died. I have a turtle story. Would you like to hear it in just a second? I sure would. So, um uh sad story once I tried to avoid a turtle as well and I ended up taking a little Ford Escort on two wheels Dukes of Hazard style until I finally leveled off and it was like a stunt. It was like a a scene from a movie and uh did not run over the turtle, but I nearly killed myself because I'm a dumbass. What is it about turtles? Oh, I need to stop. I mean, and

01:52:03 - 01:53:04
I and I and I'm I hate turtle. They're so stupid. They are so dumb. They are the I was driving to Opryland one day. I was on Doy West curve and Dy West curve is is called the Dy West curve because it's where Doy West uh died is anyway. But I drove I'm getting off on the DY West curve and I'm uh in my car and I see in front of me, oh, there's a turtle and I woo I swerve around it and I and I'm and it was in the middle of the road on the off-ramp and I'm like, oh, I need to stop and I need to move that turtle

01:52:34 - 01:53:35
cuz somebody's going to hit that turtle. So, I pull over and I start to back up and I'm like and there's no cameras back then because it was in the dark ages on the car. And so, I'm back and I'm like, where in the hell did the turtle? Oh, and I just and I backed right over that poor and the poor turtle was probably thinking as I passed he said, "Oh boy, it sure is a good thing he didn't hit me, isn't it?" Cuz wait a minute. Why is he backing, what the hell is wrong with this guy? And he and soon I ran over him

01:53:04 - 01:53:58
and I felt bad. Bro, bro, I stopped to help a turtle that was crossing. It turned out to be a snapping turtle and he did not want me to mess with him. And so I was like, "Okay, bro, you do you." And and he ended up turning around. I got disoriented, went the other way, and I was like, "No, you were headed. You know what? Forget it, bro." And I got back into the truck. Uh, and uh, I I remember Ezra and Zeli were with me. And as I got back into the truck, I saw a semi coming down the highway. And I

01:53:31 - 01:54:39
said, "Oh." I did the math real quick. I said, "Guys, don't turn around. No, don't turn around." And I felt so bad. Snapping turtles are dicks. He was They really are. They're just They're complete dicks. I think Rebecca fell asleep. Yep, we lost her. She's gone. No, I didn't. It's just one of my conflicts over here. I mean, we can we could we could stop the show and listen to your personal problems if you'd like. We're gonna be here all night long. Uh, real quick, uh, all night long, honey. I hope we don't get taken down

01:54:05 - 01:55:00
for that, Brad. I'm sorry. Sounded just like it. my pregnancy brain. I'm telling you, I'm fat and pregnant and things are not working over here. You want to see how fat I am? Nope. I'm good. Are you going to show us? No, I'm good. If you want to see it, but you got to tell me you want to see it. You got to beg me to see it. You got to beg me. I want to see you beg. I want to see on your knees. I'm not begging. Beg me. But I'm asking you if you want to see how big I am. No. Put a poll up though. Can

01:54:33 - 01:55:36
you Do you want to see how big I No. That's what she's asking. Sorry. I got that all confused. I should probably hold I got a few more stories and the sooner I can get to them, the sooner you can get to bed there, Rebecca. Okay. Uh, real quick, scientists have uh they think they've miscalculated the population of humans. Uh, they, you know, we we say 8.2 billion. They think they might be a billion off um because they have undercounted rural areas of the world. But I found this interesting fact in the story. 8.2 billion humans.

01:55:04 - 01:56:24
There are 17 the next the next in line as far as living creatures. 8.2 billion humans. Do you guys want to guess what 7.2 billion there are of in the world? Snapping turtles. So close. Rats. Gross. 7.2 billion rats in the world. And I think 90 I think 90% of them are in Baltimore is what I hear. Uh that's good. Hey, did you guys hear that the uh the guy who helped remember the Palm Springs fertility clinic bombing? Um a guy who helped him to um uh with the explosives. Wait, which one? Hold on.

01:55:45 - 01:56:47
Which one? So, there was a there was a bombing in California. It was at in front of a fertility clinic and the only one who died was the the detonator, the the guy. And people thought, "Oh my gosh, look, it's a pro-life guy or whatever." But it turned out to be fertility. He didn't want to be born, but the guy who helped him get those explosives, um, he just died in prison. So, I don't know. That's probably from too much loving. It's probably nothing, right? From too much love. Probably too

01:56:16 - 01:57:29
much loving. Too much loving. There is such a thing as too much loving in prison. And you can only take so much love in prison. I think we've lost her again. That's fine. We're good. I think we Have we lost you? No, I'm here. I've got something that'll wake her up, though. I want to see how big you are. I don't. I do. Don't you want to see? Come on. I do not. Go. Just beg, Keith. Hey, Rebecca, look at that. There's your uh there's apparently the popular uh men's swimsuit uh for the summer. Uh I wanted to ask your opinion.

01:56:52 - 01:58:11
I think he's a transwoman. He's a who? He's a trans woman. Oh. Oh gosh. He has no penis. Where's his bulb? That's true. I'm sorry, but I wasn't I honestly I wasn't going to say that, but yes, you did. Should I let me exhibit A? She's absolutely right. Like, look at that. Like, teeny we hold on hold on. There's another There's another thing. Hang on. I want to put this up here. There's another Brad, hang on, Brad. You I'll come back to you, Brad. Just what? No, no, no. I'm good. Don't worry. There we go. There

01:57:34 - 01:58:40
you go. You liking the You liking this look for guys for the summer? Apparently, those are the swimsuits that are What in the hell? I mean, are these waxed leg? Okay. Uh, what else? Why are they taking No, no, no. Go back to the top, please. I want to see that ocean picture again. Hold on a second. Hold on. Look at that footwear. I mean, that's that's where it's at. What are those? Like uh dress crocs? I don't know. Hang on. That's what it looks like. Looks like they took dress. Wow. Uh dress

01:58:06 - 01:59:11
What am I doing up here? I What you want up here? That Oh, this guy's going to really swim in a swamp. Okay, that's believable. No, no. I'm just I'm thinking back to like when men's magazines had these photos on the cover and you would have like topless women in like lake and you it was a halfway up and you couldn't see everything. It was just like this mysterious like beautiful piece of art. And here we are men in little panties without any to show in a lake in a wool sweater doing what? Who

01:58:38 - 01:59:53
like man panties man? Who did this? How do you It's the same thing with Sara. If you've seen the Sara commercials, how they they promote their clothes? It's just like what kind What's the name of the brand? Sara Sara. Sara. I don't know. K S. But it's like nobody's like standing like that while they're wearing pants or wear them inside out. Like you need to be more realistic. I'm with you. I'm with you. Uh, I have to ask, um, do, uh, do you guys like Doritos? Huh? Yes. You, you ever thought about making them at

01:59:16 - 02:00:11
home? Little homemade Dorito action? This guy did. You got to see this. This guy did. This is good stuff right here. Watch this. Here's how to make Doritos from scratch exactly at home. First, we're going to All right. So, here we go. So, this is how resistant to gly make Doritos from scratch exactly at home. First, we are going to genetically modify corn to be resistant to glyphosate. so we can heavily spray it with a synthetic pesticide. Even though it's classified as possible carcinogen and can destroy your gut microbiome. Now

01:59:44 - 02:00:38
to make them into Doritos, we're going to need sodium hydroxide, the same stuff that's in your drain cleaner. That's going to help loosen the holes and boost flavor. Now it's time to grind them, making our dough, our masa. And of course, we're going to add some calcium hydroxide just like then we're going to flatten them and shape into triangles. Now to make our coating, eltoextrin, MSG, dodium inosinate, yellow 5, yellow 6, red 40, and sodium phosphate. That's great for the classic texture, but not

02:00:11 - 02:01:08
so great for your kidney. Then we're going to add some cheese derived ingredients and about 20 more ultrarocessed fillers and spices. Now to fry these, they are using a blend of cheap genetically modified seed oil. But that's not it. They add to the oil TBHQ, a petroleum derived preservative, and dimemetal polyeloxane, essentially silicon so it doesn't bubble too much. We're going to fry them, apply the coating, and we can't forget about a touch of silicon dioxide because why not send it to your friend to Doritos and

02:00:39 - 02:02:03
let me know, would you eat this? Yes, it's disgusting. Wow. Consuming small amounts of tricodium phosphate is most likely safe. It's what it says, but excessive consumption can lead to unhealthy levels of phosphorus. I'm never having a Dorito again. No kidding. So tsp over in uh Norway, you know how we've got RF RFK over here trying to get the the dyes out. Yeah, we don't have that. No. No. Isn't that something you guys found? No, we have uh you know uh eating like food advice from the government

02:01:22 - 02:02:36
like they're adjusted to climate so we should all eat salad that is like chemical and and lab grown meat and insects just to like that's the healthier thing for the climate. So how many fatties you got running around Norway? Um not as many as you guys but enough. I think so. And I don't think that's to do like yeah preservatives is one part and then but the seed oils I I don't remember who who did that study or who brought it to my attention. It was a podcaster. I think it was a doctor. But how seed oils, the high levels of what

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is it called? LCC or something like that. LLC. Um over time, I think you're referring when you're consuming seed oils for years and years, it actually um it hinders your cells from produce uh from burning fat. Oh wow. And energy. So, and what is this stuff in? What is this in? It's in seed oils. It's It is in most types of food, but it's really low in seed oils is really high. And when you put seed oils into all processed food, you can imagine how much of that you get into your system. You

02:02:36 - 02:03:55
can untrain your body by cutting seed oils, but you know, it's I just don't eat. That's just I think that's the solution. I just I don't even eat anymore. A quarter of men and women uh uh in Norway are uh fat are obese. Now do America. Well, I would say that our food is 92%. Healthier. Let's see. Um, but you can do it from the same choose. You have what? I would say our like our food is mostly healthier like less processed, but we still have ultrarocessed food that people eat a lot. Okay. And they teach

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everybody that, you know, uh, fake butter and oils are better than actual animal produce, which we're trying to change, but we don't have JFK telling us. Uh, 26% in Norway, approximately. Uh, 82% America. Close. 42% of American adults are obese. Ob. No, I I said overweight. I want to know. Wow. I will never forget the fattest man I've ever seen in my entire life. I saw Las Vegas. I'm I seriously I was so floored by this man. It w it was a tourist bus and it was a double-decker sort of bus and it

02:03:57 - 02:04:58
had a enclosure like he was driving the bus and I was looking at him and I was looking at his bus and this enclosure and my first thought was how the hell did he get into that small room because he was filling it like you know when you put a cat in a jar and it just fills everything. No, I don't know about putting cats in jars. Well, I haven't done that since last week. Jars and you'll find it. It just it was freaking unbelievable. And I the only thing I could picture was like a crane coming in

02:04:27 - 02:05:53
and picking him out of like the rooftop. It was wow. So I was floored. I I still What percentage of Americans are overweight? Uh 60 twothirds 60%. I just sent you a picture of my 600 pound. Except I don't think you got it cuz No, I got Rebecca's thing, but I don't have yours. I did. Did you get the cat? No. Cats in jars. Not doing cats and cats and jars. I'll show you cats. I'll show you. Oh, wow. You're right. Cats in jars. That is freaky. Oh, I don't have a Wow. Yeah, I'd rather not. I think I'll pass. Okay, everyone.

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I I hope you have a great weekend. Rebecca, are you making videos and whatnot over on the uh R Mr. Reagan on X you're doing. Yeah, they are coming. I mean I I just started putting up my uh well organizing a little bit around my YouTube channel which is the same handle as you find on what is here. Freaking yeah right there there there here. Uh you can find me on YouTube. I will be No, Rebecca therapy. So you can go find that there. It's funny as hell. Hannah and I are having a great time talking about, you

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know, medical stuff and also in culture. So, wait a minute. Wait a minute. And where where is this? Is it on your ex page? It will it will be up. A playlist will be up on my YouTube channel. Oh, YouTube shortly. So, if you go follow it there, stuff will happen. Right now, it's But do you have to speak Norwegian to understand what you're No, that is in English. Yannan. All right. And Brad, what are you up to these days? I'm just gonna go rob a bank. That's cool. Mojo.com. Yeah. Uh and then tomorrow

02:06:19 - 02:07:25
morning uh with me and Jeffy and then next week we're going to Roswell, New Mexico to uh look for UFOs since it's UFO days in Roswell. So that's where we'll be. See, I'm not going to be in Roswell till August. Shame on me. Yeah, I know. I hate myself. How did we Jen me a Coke? I gotta go. Have a great weekend, everybody. Uh and we will see you back on July 10th. I will drag Brad in here with Kelly and we'll do the Barfley thing. And so Rebecca, I guess I won't You're not going to be on here until July 11th. Or

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wait, I I know you're traveling. I didn't write it down. Are you here with July 11th? I'm traveling late July. I'm going to MCC Fest in Hungary. Uh I'm speaking there. And then are you going to speak in Hungary? Hungarian? No. No. Hungares. It's Hungarese. Golly, wait. For some for a smart person, you don't know how to say stuff. Well, here in Norwegia, we don't really think that much. Thank you. Hey, where did he go? The Norwegian people are they're that kind of people. Everyone have a great and safe Fourth of

02:07:29 - 02:08:19
July. Uh I hope it's a wonderful Independence Day. I don't know what's happening. I'm gonna hang up now. Uh Brad, Rebecca, thank you as always. And um here's a story. I hope I hope. Has the vomiting stopped, Rebecca, with the pregnancy? Are you good? Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's all that's all good. Now it's just like my pel pelvic floor and men. I'm hanging up now. I'm hanging up. Okay. All right. Thanks. Bye. Good weekend.