Speaker 3 (00:00.106)
a better transition than just my goofy face just appearing on your screen. But hi, happy Friday. my goodness, we made it. We made it. And before I forget, yesterday's deep dive. I cannot stop thinking about that conversation. If you missed it, it's somewhere down below. It'll be pinned. It'll be part of the article that's pinned to the top there later today.

unless I forget, but it's also at the Mike show.com, which isn't on your screen anymore because I took it down. This is the least professional show available. There it is at the Mike show.com get there, check out that conversation about the real history of the CIA and what they've been up to. And part two coming up on July 24th, we did not get to all of it. So that was a fascinating conversation. If you've already seen it, thank you so much. Share it. Do all, you know, make sure other people see it. How about that?

Could you? Thank you. It's the Friday live stream now where, you know, we just sit around and we hang out and I've got a couple of awesome, awesome friends, right? I mean, there's this guy here. There's a at real Brad stags from the daily mojo.com.

The check hasn't cleared yet, so...

We'll talk about it. I said off air. I said we talk money off air

Speaker 1 (01:22.656)
Okay, well then fine then we we can still she's here too, so i'm

Yeah, so Rebecca, Mr. Reagan. I'm sorry. We've changed the pronunciation of your name, Mr. Reagan. That's so fun. Can you hear me, by the way? Yeah, you sound great. The microphone, the new mic sounds great. It's my new sexy mic. I'm not going to lie. I'm loving it. So funny. was talking to Elizabeth Farah the other day, and she said the same thing. She said, I really want to call you Mr. Reagan. Yeah, right.

you should do that like Joe Theismann changed the pronunciation of his last name when he wanted to when he was he was Joe Theismann and then when he was you know getting look like you might win the Heisman Trophy they changed the pronunciation to Joe Theismann and so I think you need to be Mr. Reagan before we go any further

True story.

You look it up while I babble. So I just want to say thank you to Wes for getting the show to show up everywhere, Spotify, iTunes. I just wanted to do my little touristy thing. I went to Bucky's and got myself a glass. I see that. Very nice. Very nice.

Speaker 1 (02:28.13)
Where's the beaver?

The beaver's in another place. This is its boot.

careful. Anyway.

Yeah, do that for us. Gabby running the Instagram account over there. It's at the Mike show. Why didn't I think that through? Like, why did I name the show with an at? So whenever I talk about where you can find the show, it's always awkward. Like at the Mike show over on Instagram. Well, now you know how I feel. Well, more so how my brother feels when he's checking into hotel. Mr. Mr. Tear down this wall.

You're

Speaker 3 (03:09.186)
No, I'm sorry, Mr.

But there was a group called Mr. Mr. Remember?

them. yeah, that's right. That's right. Now see Brad's mic now all of a sudden hang on. What? I'm gonna fix it's a little over modulated right now.

Did I do something wrong? Did I do something wrong again? Is that better? Is that worse?

That's good. That's good. That's good. That's good. You came in hot Brad.

Speaker 1 (03:31.97)
Everyone says the thing is too much of me.

No, come on now. Give me the report on Joe Theismann.

Right.

I'll be damned. You're right. I'd never heard that story before.

crazy, right? Bucky sell bells, like a beaver bell. Like is that a thing? I need a beaver bell.

Speaker 3 (03:56.286)
Okay, I love how the both of you just like get away oh We're only at the beginning people we were only at the beginning. Hey, you know we haven't done the We haven't done the not so rapid-fire questions in a while and so what I thought I would do I thought I would try something different today. I Thought this wait what?

It always reminds me of what's her name with a whip.

Wait, whoa.

Uh what's she used to be married to Alec Baldwin. Um the blonde Kim Basinger and she was in a movie and I can't find the stupid scene anywhere but she uh she's married to somebody but she's having an affair with a dude and he has to hide under the bed because a husband comes home and she's standing there dressed in leather and she has a whip.

kills him right? don't like in video tape. know which movie you're talking about.

Speaker 1 (04:50.248)
She cracks a whip and her husband walks in and he goes, what are you doing? She says, we're going to try something a little different tonight. And I cannot find that movie. I've asked Grok. Grok doesn't know what I'm talking about. you know, why does it not surprise me that he

no.

Speaker 3 (05:04.942)
When people recognize what you're talking about, but the internet doesn't, that is clearly a case of the...

I'm sure. sure.

Not even growl.

Speaker 3 (05:33.176)
So let's try this. I'm just going to.

We're try something a little different.

I'm sorry. Where's I need a whip.

I think I have one.

I'm not gonna have a beaver bell, I'm gonna have a whip. What is happening?

Speaker 1 (05:50.476)
Who doesn't have a beaver whip? Is that like?

Cool we're good. I actually do have a whip somewhere when I like thinking about it. I might as well

You might as well whip the whip out.

I'm gonna go and mow the yard. Okay, wait, that was not a euphemism. Okay, so anyway, what is the worst job you've ever had, Rebecca? And hold on a second, time out, time out. You can't say your current job, y'all. I don't want to get anybody in trouble. Well, I wouldn't say my current job. It's a hard, it's a tough pick. I've done a lot of things. I've done any- That it involves a beaver bell. No beaver bells.

Beaver win!

Speaker 3 (06:35.47)
Not a beaver whip either. Okay. Actually, I was a postman once So you were a male? Uh-huh. delivered mail for about three weeks until I found out that that was not for me Did you have to walk everywhere in Norway? No, I drove a car

Did you knock twice?

No. No.

song.

Speaker 3 (07:08.824)
Time out, time out. Just, just, don't want anyone thinking that I saw the movie that you were referencing earlier. I just had a feeling what it was, and I haven't seen this one because as everyone knows, unless the movie's been out for 40 years, I have not seen it.

The movie, okay, The Postman always rings, there it is. The Postman always rings twice, it's been out for like 40 years.

Okay, well then I'm due to see it this weekend. Who's in it?

Okay, I'm pretty sure it has.

Speaker 1 (07:40.91)
remember. Jack Jack Nicholson? Is it Jack Nicholson? I don't remember. Okay.

It is I think it is or that other guy with that doesn't look like him But it kind of has the same hairdo which I don't remember his name. Wait, hold on. We're supposed to figure out It's the guy that doesn't look like it has the same hair right? She cheats with the the artist dude, right? He murders him. Is that the one well ruin it for me? I haven't seen it

that. Kurt Russell dies in the end. No. Okay. So, the postman all the hearings twice. It was done originally in 1946. It's oh and then it was done. It was done again, wasn't it? I yeah. 1981. Okay. Yeah.

I'll tell you what though, my favorite feel-good movie is The Producers. That was the name of my Saturday morning show in Charleston, South Carolina because me... I'm sure you didn't have springtime for Hitler as a hit song.

Mel Brooks, who is just announced that they're doing a sequel to Spaceballs. And he's going to be 100 when it comes out.

Speaker 3 (08:43.137)
Is that something?

Speaker 3 (08:46.83)
Don't ask me if I've seen it or

You've not what? You've not seen space ball.

I it's been on, I think. can't remember. It was, yeah, sure.

Barf, it's short for Barf-Follow-Mew.

I mean, was dark.

Speaker 1 (09:01.55)
helmet. You look at the penis.

Wait, that was the movie that had like plaid or something. What was that?

No, you're thinking of Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid. That was another Mel Brooks movie. That was Steve Martin.

No, that's not what I'm thinking. Was it plaid like a speed or something or... I don't know, man.

Do you know what Helen Keller's favorite color was?

Speaker 3 (09:25.996)
I'm afraid to ask. Jonathan! Helen Keller doesn't have a favorite color. Jonathan doesn't care for my lack of pop culture knowledge. I think is what that is.

It's Corduroy.

Speaker 1 (09:41.9)
Rebecca's not sure she should laugh at that one, but she should.

Sorry, I was getting grimace ready. Don't, Brad. I was getting grimace ready with Starburst today. I we would put some Starburst candies in. Wait, no, not in the vodka.

Open out the back plug. Good.

In the old butt plug.

Speaker 1 (09:59.544)
But that's what grimace

I What's the worst job you've ever had Bradley?

sweeping carpet, sweeping carpet. I hated sweeping carpet at Opry land productions because it was so stupid because we had

Hold on. Hold on real quick real quick before you explain this. I want you to you just gave me a warm fuzzy childhood memory when my grandmother would come over my mom's mom would come over to her house she would sweep the carpet so that it looked like all the same direction and it wasn't like vacuum lines and it was I didn't want to go in the living room you know because it would mess up the beautiful is that kind of what you did to make it all go the same direction

it was stupid because the people that were in charge of because we were in the live theater department and and so we would go out every morning and instead of having a stupid vacuum on the stage and and vacuum it we had to take brooms it's like why are we using brooms on on it was a short pile carpeting because they were know at performance stages

Speaker 1 (11:08.832)
And instead of having a vacuum, had brute and I don't know why, but I just thought this is me participating in stupid and I hated participating in stupid.

Well, why are you here every day then? mean, you join us.

It's only on a Friday and I'm so hammered by now.

Like now I'm offended. No, just let that one go. Let that one go. That was self deprecating. You weren't supposed to hear that part anyway, so that that's interesting and that was at Opryland for how long?

A couple years, year and a half, something like that, before they tore it down, of course, because then once they tore it down, there was no stage to sweep.

Speaker 3 (11:44.118)
You suffered at a job you hated for a year.

Well, I didn't hate the job because I did enjoy the but it was this that was the aspect of it that I hated because It's just I can't handle stupid and there's just so much stupid

But you would handle me and Rebecca every Friday. Those are everywhere. Stupid is everywhere. We're going to measure worst job by stupid people. We're going to see her all night because I'm going to go through my entire CV. Since I got my first job at 13 and all the way through 37, we're going to have a ride. Keith, what was your first? Not first, worst. What was your worst job?

of a beaver whip.

I wouldn't call that a bad job.

Speaker 1 (12:32.046)
You're the beaver, sometimes you're the whip.

I mean, worked at a tire store for a while, but the people were great there. mean, just suck at manual labor. I'm trying to think. yeah. Yeah. I would be nervous pulling out if I put your tires on. don't ever anticipate answering these questions myself. That's not fair.

Put your tires on Keith. Go check them.

Speaker 3 (13:03.246)
I don't know I'll get back to you ask me later maybe I'll get some alcohol.

Some alcohol to answer that question? Because I'm here stone cold sober, you know? Yeah. So if folks aren't aware, you're due to give birth in mid-November. And so you can't touch the sauce until then. Well, cannot. Even I had to go because it's been a really stressful week, let me tell you. I'm not going to get into why, but it's been.

A murderous week so usually I snooze which is what we say in Scandinavia it's like nicotine little thingies that you put under your lip I had to go out and get this this is nicotine free because I can obviously not have nicotine but just stress myself down so what what does it do then if it's not nicotine

If there's no nicotine in it, what the hell good is it?

I'll give you some bubble gum. No, that's not the same because it's a habit thing. So it creates the feeling of, so it calms me down a little bit. If that makes sense. I was going to say, mean, get some THC up in there. I'm sure the baby would like that. According to Chat GPT, I'm not supposed to have heroin when I'm pregnant. You know what? The fact that you asked it, at least you did due diligence. know what I'm I actually asked it about caffeine because I was...

Speaker 1 (14:16.044)
heroin, does the same thing.

Speaker 1 (14:25.952)
It lies. It lies.

Speaker 3 (14:34.382)
I've got a story for you. It was specifically for you because it's about women who are coffee drinkers and I don't know if I'll be able to find it. Yeah, here we go.

was going to say while you're looking for it, chat GPT lost. Was it chat GPT that lost the chess game between it and an Atari 2600?

That's awesome.

I That shows you. think the whole whipping us up over AI going to take over the world is a bit.

I've got so many stories to get to y'all. mean, this is, and I can't find the coffee story yet. by people and some of those people who feed it is stupid. So AI can't That's a thing. Or they have an agenda. If you're independently wealthy and don't have to work, what would you do with your time, that you can say on a family show? Sorry, I make myself laugh sometimes. Sorry. You know what I came to mind? That whole like bed trap thing that we talked about. no, yeah, bed trap.

Speaker 1 (15:35.15)
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Yeah, I remember that story. Is that what you would be doing hanging out in the bed trap? If you'll miss the bed trap story, it's probably about a month ago. If an earthquake happens, your bed swallows you up. And so the good news is you survived the earthquake. The bad news is you live the rest of your life in a coffin.

on there eating graham

Speaker 3 (16:03.355)
and I thought that my girlfriend had left me.

She's just been down there nibbling on the carpet.

no! Brad swept for us. Okay, so what would you do with your time, Brad? Nice ring. If jewelry can scream gay, it's that.

Right, exactly.

Speaker 1 (16:26.462)
I just

Holy crap. Put a beaver in it and you can sell it at

Hahaha!

Okay, so Rebecca, what would you do with your, maybe I should just move on. I would be out in the streets putting out the bed traps, seeing how many homeless people I pick the last one day. Oh no, now we're out. I would pick my projects more, you know.

crap.

Speaker 1 (16:51.662)
If I was a woman I'd never have.

Speaker 1 (17:00.622)
By projects, do you mean men or?

God no. No, I'm not ever going back on men. no, I mean like journalistic Okay, hold on timeout timeout What

That's how you get over one man, you get under another one.

I was about to say, like, the English language, it's not our first language.

I don't think there was any misinterpreting that

Speaker 3 (17:25.654)
Okay, pretty sure I have sat with myself and thought is my mission in life to be people's karma or like mothers? I'm tired y'all. I'm tired. This is gonna be this is that's a whole separate show. that's a show and you better put out like five hours aside for that. Yeah, cool. So Brad took a little road trip down to Fort Worth today.

I love Sporthworth!

I did and it was weird.

Look at this guy. Look at this guy. So you experienced something that I've experienced over in Dallas once before. Let me play this video, and then we shall discuss.

Like, why are they playing classical music in front of so many people?

Speaker 3 (18:13.23)
Bye.

Speaker 1 (18:17.55)
And then I realized, oh yeah, Fort Worth. Fort Worth.

Worth, Worth, okay, so. Is that a thing in Fort Worth? It's a thing in places where.

You'd think it'd be country music, but no, it's classical.

Urban outdoorsmen hang out around certain parts of town and therefore they play that classical music because apparently it's like mosquito repellent for homeless people.

Which is so stupid because of that time you and I went downtown, Keith.

Speaker 3 (18:49.383)
Wait, hold on. Yeah, let's... Okay, finish.

Remember the time

then, too, we went down. Yes, we went down to Dallas, too. But that that time that we went downtown, right to downtown. OK. And there was all they were. mean, it was just blasting. And in the in the homeless people, excuse me, the unhoused people were they were still laying on the floor. It's unhoused. you haven't seen that really seriously. And you call yourself media people.

Is it really

Speaker 1 (19:21.902)
yeah, you can't say homeless. It's unhoused. right. So, but they're all remember they were they were still laying on the on the

are unchallenged.

Speaker 3 (19:31.758)
They enjoy it. So I think what you're saying, you're kind of low-key saying they're not cultured or what?

I'm Somebody's not and and have people never the people that decided it was a good idea to blast classical music. Did they not ever think wait, what if they just get earplugs and put the earplugs in? Right. So, it's all the people who aren't wearing earplugs which is everyone else walking around who get blasted with classical music.

That's what I would do.

Speaker 3 (19:58.162)
And I think somebody in the comments underneath your post suggested they could have played just Baby Shark on a loop.

That would that would know that's cruel and unusual punishment. Yes. I'm sorry that would lead to the murder rate going way up

They cannot do that. People carry guns in Texas.

Yeah, I people. Yeah, I guarantee you somebody would shoot out the speaker if somebody yeah, if you're playing baby shark, forget it.

So, got another volcano last week. know, this is kind of cool. how, that's a lot going on there. This is in Indonesia, right? think. Sure. I don't want to hear people babbling. That's annoying.

Speaker 1 (20:39.342)
That word is?

Speaker 1 (20:44.024)
Those are the people screaming and running for their lives. It burns, Al, it burns.

Help us!

I don't know what 10,000 how many feet is 10,000 meters Rebecca Rebecca 10,000 meters. Yeah, that's how high this plume was that's like 10 kilometers high

a

Speaker 1 (21:02.503)
No, it isn't. Hey, Siri, how many miles is 10,000 meters?

There's a thousand meters in one kilometer.

meters is 6.21 miles.

six miles above the peak there. So I'm just saying with all of these volcanoes going off, I remember back when, I don't know, late 80s, you had that volcano over in the Philippines and it ended up giving us a really cold winter. So I'm just hoping that all of these volcanoes that keep going off maybe will... 88, maybe you look up 88. Mount Pinatubo maybe, I forget.

Wait, when was that?

Speaker 3 (21:42.688)
snow quite a bit that's

1988 volcano when when Mount St. Helens went off?

We got it down in Southern California. made it made the skies dark.

I Iceland's volcanoes went off in 2010s, I remember, because I was studying in London and I couldn't get home for spring break.

She also, is the word erudite in culture? Is that what it is? Is that what it is?

Speaker 3 (22:07.886)
It's the microphone. It's the new mic. It's because I listen to classical music. I don't have to go the gas station to do that.

You're cultured. You're cultured and **** I wear not. Several volcanoes erupted in 1988 including Ecotan and Cheval

in show.

Speaker 3 (22:29.998)
No, keep going. Get to the one I recognize. That's it. Pinatubo.

I can't and it doesn't say anything. It's a volcanic winner. a win win not winner. There are no winners in volcanoes.

I don't know why that's the words, it's rolling off.

Pin a tube. Pin a tube. Pin a tube. You know what?

I don't want to know what your search results are now.

Speaker 1 (22:57.934)
that doesn't look like a 1991 cataclysmic 1991 eruption of Mount Pinatubo.

91 was Pinnatubo.

Speaker 3 (23:07.884)
What? What? I've always asked. Hold on. on. Hold on. Brad's got to,

question refers to the 1991 eruption of Mount Pinatubo, not 1988. Well, who's giving me little attitude here?

Is AI giving you that?

wow. I'm looking at the stack of stuff today. There's no way in hell we're going to get this stuff in two hours and I got a lot of important shit to talk about over here. My goodness. Yeah, I just got to answer Jonathan's question first. No, it's not a thing. You cannot sign up to have me as your mother. sweet Lord. Okay, so

So good I want my money back, Rebecca.

Speaker 3 (23:43.182)
the

Naked twister.

Speaker 3 (24:11.88)
of the Minnesota politicians last weekend. Terrible, terrible story. Well, here's the headline. It's probably nothing, right? Break-in reported at home of slain Minnesota state rep, Melissa Hortman. It's probably nothing, right, Brad?

Sire.

Speaker 3 (24:28.878)
Probably nothing. Okay. Rebecca, it's probably nothing, right? Probably nothing. Okay. I'm sure there were not a cleanup crew whatsoever. Let's see. Phone associated with accused asat, and still the Minnesota. Say what again? This was after the murder. There's a break in at the home of slain Minnesota state rep, Melissa Hortman. I don't believe that they even took anything.

Whoa,

Speaker 3 (24:57.804)
say authorities. This was a couple of nights ago.

Was okay that I put the cart before the horse I was thinking okay, but that is yeah, there's nothing there. That's

You think that's nothing? It's not a cleanup crew for your sign-off? Listen to this. The home appeared to have been searched by an unknown individual. However, the family has indicated that they don't believe anything is missing. Does the family know about thumb drives, et cetera? Again, it's probably nothing.

That's crazy.

Speaker 1 (25:29.39)
Why would they be so slow?

It's probably nothing, right?

Yeah.

Okay, here's another headline associated with the Minnesota story. Phone associated with accused assassin's home, traveled to Dubai, Nepal, India, and Turkey. Report says it's probably nothing, right?

That's... yeah.

Speaker 3 (25:55.59)
No, I mean Africa we know that because he was a preacher man With this god they don't create, you know headlines was this was This is probably just connecting flights, so it's probably nothing

you man, you see?

Speaker 1 (26:10.286)
right? Yeah. Son of a bitch. Dusty Springfield. Sorry. I was playing my own game of guess that.

I like it. like it Australia sets grim new world's worst cancer rate as The possible reasons for the surge in cases are revealed. We've got bowel cancer cases surge in Australia It's probably nothing right? I'm sure that's not sure nothing Anything that we don't know what's causing the cancer, but it's for sure isn't

Speaker 3 (26:47.584)
So we agree it's probably nothing.

nothing. It is not that.

Another headline for you, Christy Noem visited biohazard lab day before allergic reaction is probably nothing, right? That's definitely

Where the hell did you find that one? Did she really?

Yes, yes she did. She was another government official, so I don't know if anything happened to Robert Kennedy or Rand Paul.

Speaker 1 (27:11.232)
It was just an allergic reaction to some sushi. I don't know what you're trying to make.

They were at Fort Detrick, know, the place that made the anthrax that we all were crazy fearing in late September, October 2001. If we recall that when Tom Daschle and other, and we had Tom Brokaw, that's where they made the spores for that anthrax. But Kristi Noem visited there and then went to the emergency room the next day, but it's probably nothing.

I love that they call her Ice Barbie. Is it supposed? Is that like supposed to be an insult? Okay, I'd be I'd be wearing the ice Barbie name tag if I were her.

I think so,

Speaker 3 (27:53.742)
I'm picturing an ice prince is like the one in frozen Rebecca yeah, what would the title of your biography be? and it better not be don't call me mama Don't call me mommy Don't call me mommy

Right? Exactly.

Speaker 1 (28:14.51)
Unless you're willing to pay the monthly fee.

Yeah, that's that's the subtitle. The name of my biography would be. I am your karma. Gosh, are you threatening me? No, I just believe so. I sit with myself sometimes and I think is that my life mission to be people's karma? Because I feel like that sometimes, you know.

Are you a line from a Taylor Swift song?

No. Okay. Brad, what's the title of your biography going to be?

What?

Speaker 1 (28:53.984)
I'm a nightmare dressed like a daydream.

Stop with the Taylor Swift thing. I Can't stand that woman. Why? Something about her Is a robotic Doing politics with little girls bullshit that I just don't appreciate

love Taylor Swift.

Speaker 1 (29:05.774)
she do to you?

Speaker 1 (29:10.498)
I mean, she's ignorant, I give you that.

Speaker 1 (29:19.256)
See that see Keith and Jeff, all have their little checks from reality. They'll watch Major League Baseball. They'll watch football. They'll watch basketball, even though it's woke. So I figure I deserve to have. She's my little, my what?

She's not woke though, right? So in other words, baseball and football, I admit I watched hockey and all the sports. More or less woke than Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift is for sure more woke. Even I watch baseball and I can't...

Speaker 3 (30:04.642)
Where do the Norwegians, how do you guys get the baseball over there? Like what? I mean, I watched it in the States. Okay. Yeah, for sure. I think it's fun. I didn't really understand crap about baseball until I obviously I had to learn it. somebody somebody taught me. Yes. Very exciting. Okay. And you know, I just don't root for the Arizona team. What are they called? The Astros? I call them the

Good luck to all of you.

Speaker 1 (30:22.83)
Okay, run.

Speaker 3 (30:34.35)
Astros no, that's the Houston Astros

He's called the Astros, but I call him the Astros.

Yeah, cuz they cheated their way to a championship. What's the Arizona one again? Diamondbacks. Diamondbacks. Okay, sorry. got those mixed up. So hang on a second. D-backs. Who's rooting for that? So, um, uh.

Did you say the tea bag?

Speaker 3 (31:03.66)
You could get them MLB app, especially now, half of the season. You could probably get all the games over there in Norway. They would love to have an international fan mean, baseball is fun to watch. I'm not going to lie. And I'm not a big sports person. I really don't watch sports at all. But baseball's fun.

It's fun to watch if you're there in person. Would you call it an exciting game? Cause I don't think it's exciting. Hockey is exciting. Cause you get, never know when the fights going to That's, that's, that's that's an exciting baseball is more of a relaxing sport.

I love the fight. Yeah, that

Speaker 3 (31:37.342)
Mean, but I think then again when once you go over to the hole What's it called again where they left right? Yeah, you can't you can't rest on that word you got a fit you got a power through and get to the end of the sentence if you stop at you go over to the hole and you leave that open for Brad he's gonna jump in there with something see Say there we go

fever with.

Speaker 1 (32:01.12)
You shouldn't be surprised at this point.

I can't remember the name of that where everybody beats it living shit out of each other UFC That was the one Keith like I used to think that was exciting until I saw an eye as a biggest You know like a moon and I just you know Sometimes you just want to go like It's not that fun Hucky's fun. You can watch them get a little violent without like eyes hanging out and stuff. So which

Just funny, is it now in a hockey game? Every you can. Was it until they they throw the gloves down right as soon as the gloves come off? That's when it stopped.

Yeah, no window. That's when it starts. you're saying when they when the rest come, I thought real men, mean when they drop the

You're like what?

Speaker 1 (32:49.72)
Right, no, but when the when in hockey when if they take off their gloves and that's that's when they have to they go in there

That's all.

You gotta be able to.

I'll break up a fight until...

No, you drop the glove so you can fight. rest of the- Rassumably step in when there's like a stalemate or somebody goes down.

Speaker 1 (33:14.094)
So as soon as one of them hits the ice.

Yeah, that's I mean, I think it's the discre I really don't know if it's a written rule. I think it's discretion of the ref. Someone's about to have an eye look like something that makes Rebecca vomit.

You mean kind of like calling holding in football?

Yeah, basically. Yeah, lacrosse is good Kara. I like lacrosse. That's good stuff. Lynn is asking me drink word.

Don't yeah, she was asking me that too. I don't

Speaker 3 (33:38.542)
I don't know. Like, oh, do we take a shot? What drink is in here? word. It's a vilafaris. It is a like champagne kind of soda. I'm drinking. Wait, hold on.

Drink word should be beaver.

Wait, that's what I was about to say it was. I figured it was based on... Okay, my drinker is beaver, yeah. Wait, what kind of champagne... okay. Scrolling through the comments here because, you know, everything's like messed up on my end here. Yeah, same here. I have to look over there. If you wrote a book, what genre would it be, It would be crime. Okay. Brad, I don't want to know yours.

It's a champiple. It's champa

Speaker 1 (34:17.601)
You're but you're right though and hockey fights are typically stopping one or both players no longer actively fighting often when they're on the ground holding each other. Or when one player is clearly dominant over the other.

Hold me.

Speaker 3 (34:33.678)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, so there's three things. end up in a stalemate, basically you sandbag each other or something. Or the third option is you're getting the living hell beating out of you and the ref feels sorry for you and your family and jumps in. Okay.

She's dirty.

Speaker 1 (34:52.717)
Go let him go.

So listen to this. is a federal health and agriculture officials are reportedly planning to drop the long standing guidance that Americans limit their alcohol consumption to just one or two drinks a day. And first of all, you need to mind your own business. It's what you need to do. Excuse me? You have one to two drinks a day? That's your recommendation? Government's not gonna tell me what to do.

Citing three sources familiar with the matter, Reuters said Wednesday that the new US dietary guidelines were expected to include a brief statement that encourages people to drink in moderation or limit intake due to health awareness, blah, blah, blah, blah. What I think is so hysterical, first of all, less government in all things. That should be a bumper sticker. Make that a shirt at thedailymojo.com or something. Less government in all things. What is so hysterical.

is that I have a press release that I've had here for weeks. And this was on the way out the door. Remember that surgeon general that looked like AI that Biden had? What was his name? Yeah. V-V-V-V-

He's not real.

Speaker 3 (36:16.116)
He released this thing that says, says, U.S. Surgeon General Issues Warning on Alcohol and Cancer. Basically, I'm going to die of cancer.

It's can't, that's what's causing all the cancer. It's alcohol.

Hold on, Time out, time out. Yes! Hold on, Brad. Don't get too far ahead of me now. Gabby, clip this, because if I die of cancer, this clip will be epic. Okay? Where I just said, I will die of cancer as I'm holding up. This has turned into a muddy mess, by the way. This starburst and vodka. God.

Right.

Speaker 1 (36:47.125)
It's not the other.

Speaker 1 (36:53.738)
it's because it's a butt plug.

It's in a bup-

Yep. I've heard that happens. yeah, so we had a press release in January saying you drink alcohol, you're going to die of cancer effectively. Now we have a press release, the one I prefer, that says, hey, do what you need to do. So anyhow, do we seriously though, the larger question is, does anything, and I realized this crowd,

Yep, whatever it takes.

Speaker 3 (37:28.332)
were with independent thinkers, the both of you, the people in the chat. But do we need any government guidance whatsoever? No. Because the last time I checked, the government guidance, check in, what's that Australia? How's your bowels over there? The last time we had this government recommendations, it was the vaccine, the COVID-19 vaccine. I don't think the government track record is anything to brag about when it comes to their recommendations.

So why any at all? No, we shouldn't. You know our food recommendations over here is based on climate change. Oh dear Lord. Yeah, that's not based on health. It's based on how you can reduce your carbon print or whatever they say. No thanks. I don't want to eat grass. Do you like bugs though? Do you like eating bugs?

Shouldn't be.

Speaker 3 (38:24.52)
No, I'm never fucking eating a bug in my life. I'm sorry. I'm just going to say it like that. Well, intentionally, right? Because I mean, have you ever swallowed a bug?

The average human eats eight spiders at night.

I am deadly afraid of spiders. My cat. Yeah. Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad. We're banning one word from this show. is not a word. That's a word that we ban from this show.

I didn't say it, she did. She said it, not me.

Jeffy says there's so many good shirt ideas and I'm wondering about this one, Brad. I had to note this. If I make a t-shirt that says, my beaver bell, will you?

Speaker 3 (39:07.96)
Will you buy it?

I'll buy the company.

I think by the way, talking about beaver, have you read Brenda's Beaver Needs a Barber?

What?

Speaker 1 (39:26.254)
Yes, actually. Yes. I have that book somewhere.

That book.

Speaker 3 (39:35.372)
Rebecca. Are you blushing right now? No, I'm just wondering if you're familiar with Wynonna's big brown... The what? Wynonna had a big brown beaver. She liked to show it off to her friends.

Hahaha!

Speaker 1 (39:46.05)
Yes, you did.

What? It was a great big beaver.

It was. They wrote a song about it, Rebecca. We'll have to send it to you later. You know what? I'm not sending it to you later. That might be sexual harassment. If you had to delete all but three... This is very tempting. This is an exercise right here. If you had to delete all but three apps from your smartphone, Brad, which three would you keep? Pornhub isn't an app, Keith.

Speaker 1 (40:27.566)
What do I even

You got me on a technical-

I'm so high right now. So

So Chrome stays because the possibilities are endless.

That's a good point.

Speaker 3 (40:48.76)
Yeah.

Chrome is an app. So is YouTube. OK, so that's what I'm keeping YouTube. keep Chrome. Keeping Chrome. And I'm keeping NordVPN so that I can. So I don't have to follow the stupid rules on where I am, you know, where you have to sign in.

You keep it

Speaker 3 (41:11.66)
my gosh, just yesterday I was driving and it said like was 10 kilometers or something away. And I'm like, what the? I was accidentally set to Toronto VPN. Damn it. See? Yeah. Not funny. it's not Rebecca. You're you're yes. Okay. Let's hold on. out. This is an American admission here. Okay. Yes. You're you're stupid metric makes sense. Okay. Celsius. It all makes sense, but it's still

No, it's not

Speaker 3 (41:39.872)
pisses us off, okay? I'm sorry, it just does, so...

It does.

That's so there. That's all I got. Well, who you should be really upset with is actually the English. I mean, they're the one driving on the wrong side of the road, having their own little weird metric system going on over there. Yeah.

write How can I share? on a second because there was a thing. Hold on. It's it's a shoot. Is it? I can't. Damn it. I was going to share a thing with you but it won't let me share because I this stream yard's stupid. it was on the metric system and it was a PSA on the metric system back when we were about to do the metric system and it was like

Hey, guess what? You're buying your gas already in the metric system and but damn it. won't it it's where is it? I'll find it. I'll find it.

Speaker 3 (42:33.518)
It felt like it have its own business.

Speaker 3 (42:40.952)
I'm keeping Spotify. Are you? Yeah, yeah, I I'm me too. I'm keeping Spotify. Wait a minute.

YouTube can do the same thing.

Does the chat, does your little, I mean your text thing, does that count? That's just kind of default. No, that's a part of your phone. There's some apps you cannot delete. like some of the stuff will be on there. Spotify is not one of those things that I would delete because I listened to too many murder podcasts and I'm going to need that to fall asleep. What's your deal? Like it's so dark.

Either whips or murder.

I'm gonna write murder books, I listen to murder podcasts. Well, if you knew me better, Keith, you would know that I did several years at university. actually studied in... Time out, out. You euros, man. You euros. You hate on the prepositions. But I studied genocide, evil, anti-Semitism, you know, all that stuff. I thrive in that stuff. Right. So in other words,

Speaker 3 (43:48.024)
good stuff you can bring up at parties and have exciting conversations about.

Get the shit out of men.

I mean if you're if you don't acknowledge that you have a dark side to you and that everybody has boundaries and are capable of killing and you don't know your boundary because you think you're all Hoopty-doopty happy and that you don't have a bad bone in your body. You're in trouble That's that's the whole point

One day you wake up, melt over a bathtub full of blood and a dead body and you wonder how you got there.

your honor. Your honor. prime suspect right there. Whatever. I know my boundaries Keith. Okay. alright. Speaking of living without things, would you rather live without electricity or without water? Like running water, running water. Don't say you're gonna die without water. I got it. Electricity. Electricity is the one I would

Speaker 3 (44:44.802)
would not live with. I would want to have water. I'll tell you why. water, right? You could still go buy it and stuff in the store and bottles and stuff. Yeah, but like when I went to, you can go buy it at stores. Yeah. No, I want have running water. Cause when I went to George ranch and I saw that house from 1830 and they didn't have any water and you know, the river down the

the road was full of alligators. And I said, ooh, it would have been fun going to get water with alligators. Like, the alligator is not the worst thing in there. And sitting there thinking, is that where they went to go get their water?

The worst thing in there is that little fish that swims up your pee hole.

Mmm.

I remember that from the National Geographic in the 1970s.

Speaker 3 (45:36.014)
think how many people on that Oregon Trail game die of dysentery, you know? Like when you want running water and clean water. Clean running water. I can light candles. I light candles anyway. yeah, but I saw a story that says you're breathing in like little microbe. You're gonna die of cancer because of that. I'm gonna die of cancer because of this. We're gonna die of cancer from that. Cool. microbe particles or whatever.

Why didn't they just shower?

Speaker 1 (45:58.658)
I'm totally queer.

Speaker 3 (46:05.602)
Brad, what kind of cancer are you going to die from? Yeah.

Probably toe cancer. That's that that's I'm pretty sure that's what

That's not funny because last week you had that pinhole.

No, I know.

the

Speaker 1 (46:30.121)
you're going to know.

Speaker 1 (46:34.504)
I'm good because I think I know where you're going with it. I don't really I've shut it out.

Yeah, the doctor was like how'd you get athlete's foot in your Yep, yep Best piece of advice you don't suck.

That's what they did.

Speaker 1 (46:52.174)
Unless it's been freshly bathed

What's the best piece of advice you've been given, Bren? We haven't been given or that we have given to others. I don't know. I threw it away. don't care. Yeah. Okay.

Go ahead and top that. That was it.

Speaker 1 (47:06.926)
Same thing. Don't ever suck on a toe that hasn't been freshly bathed.

Shouldn't have come on this podcast everybody. I know was telling me don't go on with malinac I Mean mine is no is a complete sentence like that's

I like to stop at the hole.

hey, how about this? This is a fun story. hold on a second. Now, they're doing this on purpose like the Senate. The the story starts with a Maryland man. no. A Maryland man was shocked. Shocked I tell you to see how much he had won in a scratch off ticket. He bought a lottery ticket and he won $10. Okay. and then and then he used that money to buy another ticket and then he won 15 off of that ticket. Then,

He decided to spend 10 of that 50. Who the hell buys $10 lottery tickets? this guy. And so, and it said, Hey, go to a, go to a lottery office or whatever. And so he won 50 grand off of that original, like little nothing scratch off. just kept, he just kept winning stuff and then he won 50 grand. What a loser. I'm pissed now. He's my, yeah. Right now. It actually cheers me up to hear that people.

Speaker 3 (48:26.754)
actually win of those things. Yeah, but I'm not jealous at all, actually.

But the more you hear about somebody else winning, that means the less your chances of winning.

Well, did you buy some of these to begin with? No, exactly.

that's rigged. I know two people who've won a state lottery so that my my chances of winning just they'll never

My god, you guys are so negative. Hang on a second. on. but the numbers pop up regardless. Not like somebody wins it and then all of sudden. It's a new game every week.

Speaker 1 (49:04.216)
Well, you brought into the propagated.

Are you talking about the doctor? I'm trying to figure out how can word this where Brad doesn't jump all over it. Are you talking about the games where the balls pop? Because that's a different game every week, bro. It's not. That's a different game every week. You're in Norway. Somebody wins every week. OK, I want I want you to hear this. Wait, somebody wins every how's that work? This is every week and somebody wins every week.

You

Speaker 1 (49:20.288)
a difference.

Speaker 3 (49:34.682)
as little ping pong balls? Yeah. How do they guarantee somebody had the right numbers? Because it's a whole system. You have an app for that. That's also one of the apps that I would... No, no, no, no, but understand what I'm saying is... Do you understand what I'm trying to... Are talking about my huge pussy again?

is huge.

Speaker 1 (49:54.19)
Truth was, I wasn't.

didn't say a damn thing about any of that. This is amazing.

me either.

Speaker 3 (50:09.774)
Did you ever get to a point where you're questioning every decision you've ever made that leads to this moment? Because we're talking about beef. No, Oh, God, please stop.

Angry beaver

Speaker 1 (50:20.766)
It's just animals. The animals on this, I trust animals more.

Did you guys ever hear back in this was in 2013 PayPal accidentally I stumbled on the story. So I printed it up here. This is from 2013 PayPal accidentally credit. Yeah, we have Viking lotto Sweet Can I finish Delay for Okay, this guy this guy was credited 92 quadrillion dollars from PayPal

That was a reaction.

Speaker 3 (50:55.63)
Holy sh- 92 questions. Okay, so that was my question. Like- Holy beaver, yeah? Okay.

did before

Speaker 1 (51:06.062)
They're seeing, probably bringing up something stupid like, well, you should know that's not your money.

Yeah, you would, obviously you wouldn't want to move 92 quadrillion to your bank account from PayPal, but maybe you move a healthy chunk and then disappear.

Right, just a couple million. That's all you really need, like a percent.

,

Speaker 3 (51:42.35)
That's the word yes, yes, it's just Jesus stop listening for five seconds. No, it's seriously man It's just like you get to the point. We're like, yeah, whatever

Yep. Because you start to feel like you're the last one following the rules.

Absolutely right. Yes, absolutely right. Okay, Ozzy Osbourne. has... Hold on, I went to Nebraska. So Tom Osbourne is in my brain. Ozzy Osbourne, can have his DNA. You can have his DNA. his DNA is on tape. It is the drink word of the day. We're gonna have to keep people drinking, right? So...

Who's Ozzy Osbourne?

Speaker 1 (52:14.798)
is in your what?

Speaker 1 (52:26.616)
When did you get a beaver, Keith?

I'm gonna get a Bieber for my shelf.

That's a good idea.

I mean, you're pregnant, your beaver's probably on a show. Sorry, sorry, ignore me. my God. Okay, so you can buy Ozzy Osbourne his DNA. What? Say that again? It's on 10 cans of liquid death. And so he's hoping that one day...

I don't know, he wants fans to clone him one day.

Speaker 1 (53:05.614)
It's on 10 cam.

It's on 10 individualized cans. I mean, here is the... See? He says it right here. Can you see that? Ozzy Osborne exclaims, clone me as his DNA is bizarrely sold to fans.

That is kind of weird. Do you know what?

Mm-hmm. Bring me back.

Do you know how much it costs? No, you can't it's sold out

Speaker 3 (53:34.136)
How much? I didn't see that in

So all 10 cans.

$450 each.

Holy crap. I'm not, I mean, if I'm bringing back a singer, okay, if you're bringing back a singer, who are you picking, Brad?

Olivia Newton John. I liked her.

Speaker 3 (53:53.43)
Yeah. Does the singer have to be dead? Well, yeah, I mean, it kind of works out like. I mean, he's probably close to death. I figured someone would say Elvis, Kara, I see that. I'm going to Elvis. I'm going to say Tom Jones because he's my guilty pleasure. That's not unusual.

If you're gonna bring him back.

as wise as you.

Speaker 1 (54:20.015)
Did there how old is how old is Tom Jones now because he looks like he's about 200

I don't know, he probably is. I saw him in Oslo, I don't know, maybe 10 years ago. Sabertooth Tigress, Patsy Cline, Chicken Bone, Barry Manilow, wait.

He's 85, he doesn't even look like himself anymore.

That's so weird. Not yet. just, but he doesn't even look at Tom Jones. Doesn't look like Tom Jones anymore.

He's been a while since he looked like Tom Jones. I remember I was going to his concert and I was expecting Tom Jones, you know, burning down the house coming out there and it was an old man. People still throwing their pennies on the gosh. Okay. my favorite song is actually his, his, his Prince cover. You don't have to be rich to be. Yes. Kiss.

Speaker 1 (55:19.63)
was that see that this is classic Tom Jones right there. Damn. He's got a good tan too.

and

Yeah, you want to bring him back? Yeah, I was gonna say in his youth because Wow, he does not even How when did he get a mole on his face?

Ha

Seriously.

Speaker 3 (55:51.502)
because of the tan.

He's got like a giant mole. Okay, he does not have a mole there, right? But then you look at, look at him now. Where'd that mole come from?

It's called getting old maybe? Hell, don't know. You know what that reminds me of? Take your shirt off, bro.

Let's see.

Speaker 1 (56:13.495)
Mo- Mo-

Wow.

So would you want that Tom Trump taking his shirt off? Rebecca? No, I would prefer the first one we saw, the overly tanned beast, you know? Uh-uh, an over-panned beast, she called That one with a huge cross waiting for Jesus.

He probably pretty good at it.

Speaker 1 (56:39.724)
Wow, I thought you were gonna say crotch. Okay. What? That is not him either. Is it? No. No, it's a different guy.

let me, I'm trying to.

Speaker 3 (56:49.59)
Okay, okay, we're all our worst critics, am I right? At least for me, I am. And I cannot get over the way I spelled mint the other way. That was two weeks ago, right? How long ago was that? Was it last week? I feel like I've been sitting in it forever, you know? Sweet lord, let it go, See this?

You

Like, I don't know what my deal was. I can't get over it because I know how to... Like, if they had said, Mince Meat, then I would have been totally... Anyway. Let's get your spelling markers out, boys and girls. Are we spelling now? Yeah, we're doing spelling bee. my god.

see you.

Speaker 3 (57:37.09)
To be fair.

I I still feel like a retard. let me. OK, I got it. What is what the?

NIN

Speaker 3 (57:54.278)
Here we go. Agglomeration. here we go. Agglomeration? The process of massing or clustering together a jumble cluster. Agglomeration. gosh. See, see what's gonna happen. What's gonna happen is I'm gonna end up screwing up another simple word and I'm gonna forget all about myths. Okay. I'm just writing this as I can hear it. And this is not my first language people.

agglomeration

Speaker 1 (58:06.988)
That's what sticks to the towel.

Speaker 3 (58:23.478)
Right, right, you have an easy out.

Sometimes we call it schmutz.

Okay, good. Schmutz! Alright, so everybody got their deals? You're gonna hold up the camera?

Can I hold my deal up to the camera?

Yeah, agglomeration, agglomeration, agglomeration. Interesting.

Speaker 1 (58:45.046)
a glow more. Is that what I said? I said a glow more.

Law marriage. Brad, he's bigger. That's what she said. Alright, hang on. Let's see what else we got here.

agglomeration agglomeration

Yeah, tell me what I did spell it man. a gloom. I blew that in two places. no, don't. So did I. So let it go, Brad. my gosh. Of course we have to have that next.

Terse? Terse? Ter-

Speaker 3 (59:27.162)
okay, that's easy. That one's easy. Turf. Blew it in two places!

Chuck, I'll blow that in two places.

Speaker 1 (59:38.592)
You mean like the living room and in the car?

Speaker 1 (59:50.318)
I'd be in the bus Bob

Here we go, Terse. Let me take this down.

Speaker 3 (01:00:02.062)
I just wrote it like, oh why is my- the opposite way?

Why does it look like you're says turds? Turds like turds. Is it you? Turd. Turd.

TURS

E-U-R-S.

It's not my first language. It's not my first language. says hang on. Don't do the boing. Don't. dear God. Brad and I win something. I've never even heard that word. Histrionic. No, histrionic.

Speaker 1 (01:00:19.406)
TURS

Speaker 1 (01:00:31.662)
except turgid.

You'll love last word here. That's that's easy.

history on Nick the

You ready? Define it. Hold on.

overly dramatic, theatrical, histrionic.

Speaker 1 (01:00:52.64)
it is up there, isn't it? Shut up.

Histrionic. Did I get it? Oh, I did the same with a Y. Histrionic. Okay, I like it. I like that.

It's okay, you're cute.

I also have a beaver.

You don't have to learn. You don't need to be able to spell or to do math or anything else for that matter. The world is not histrionic. Histrionic.

Speaker 3 (01:01:20.734)
my-

Speaker 3 (01:01:26.166)
Yes, we got it.

This is not a fun game for me. Okay, so next week, let's do some Norwegian spelling. Yes. It's going to be like curvy things. We've never seen. We're going to start with beaver. That's the first word. Hold on. on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on a second. This is going be fun. Say the word beaver, Rebecca, in Norwegian. Don't spell it. Brad and I are going to write what we think it

Holy

Speaker 3 (01:02:01.324)
spells out to be in Norwegian, okay? Okay. Okay, so save the word beaver in Norwegian. Bavid. Bavid.

What hold up what are we doing?

You're spelling beaver in Norwegian. Here you go. Is that right? Beaver? Do I get it?

I did really close to you.

Right? So no, none of those are. is it? It's this.

Speaker 3 (01:02:39.078)
What the fuck? Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam!

Do this!

Speaker 1 (01:02:57.326)
Is this the French word bidet? You will not touch this. BIDET!

Rebecca, are you a morning person or a night person? that depends.

You got to pick one. I'm going to lie on both. I like to get up early so that I get most out of my day, but sometimes I just like to sleep in. Okay, Brad.

what was the question? morning or night. I you know what? It's nice to be up in the in early morning because it's quiet and there's You're not dealing with a bunch of angry beavers or anything else You're just it's like well, you know Keith

Morning or night?

Speaker 3 (01:03:41.974)
You know, think we're forced to be mourning people with our schedule.

But if I got up later, can't move. It hurts to get up later. It actually hurts.

You know what? It's offensive to wake up and the sun is already out. You know? It's like, feel like I've wasted my day. It doesn't matter what day it is, matter if on vacation. If the sun beats me up, then I'm weak. That's stupid. Are you not really a night person then, Keith? Because you get up in the middle of the night? am I a night person? I don't think I was a night person. I literally have worked

No, if it, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:04:18.868)
so stupid early for a quarter century now. So I don't even know if I'm a night person. I like to go to bed early and get up early. I'm not gonna lie. I like that. But as of now, holy crap, I need to sleep in. I have the problem that Brad's talking about. Because if I lay for too long, my entire body aches and I have to break myself out of bed and I'm pregnant. It's not easy. Yeah.

I

Speaker 1 (01:04:47.618)
Gimme that night beaver night beaver.

either you don't have it. Yeah. Please don't shoot it. Would you rather, so Brad, would you rather be able to run a hundred miles per hour or fly 10 miles?

Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:05:08.92)
fly.

Speaker 3 (01:05:12.832)
feel tempted to say run because I can be places more quickly but then I remember that I need to enjoy life so I would say fly at a slower pace. Yeah.

And when there's flooding happening on the ground, you can fly above it all and survive.

Oh, here's a story I was looking for earlier. I just naturally came up in the pile here. So, Rebecca, this is for you. Do you normally, I mean, obviously you're pregnant now, but do you normally drink coffee? Yes. How much do you drink per day typically? I don't know, five, six cups at least. Okay. So obviously you're only 29 right now, but just file this away for when you're in your 50s.

women who drink one to three cups of caffeinated coffee per day in their, oh, in their fifties. I'm sorry. I was thinking it was when they get into the fifth. Anyway, are more likely to reach older age, free from major chronic diseases and with good cognitive, physical and mental health. So in other words, one to three cups of coffee a day for women in their, this is the

Dumbest? wrote, who sponsored this study?

Speaker 1 (01:06:26.638)
You should be drinking a bunch of coffee.

drink a lot of coffee one to three. don't know if you drink five. don't know if like that makes it even better for you. Rebecca. really don't know. have no idea. I drink it because I like it. That's that's second thousand women in this study.

inflamed beaver.

They were followed for 30 years, these women that drink coffee. Wow. This is pretty thorough. I love coffee. Okay. Well, I mean, don't mean American coffee where you destroy it with like syrups and milk and shit. Like proper black coffee. Yeah, me too.

I like my coffee like I like my women, black and bitter. No, actually, those studies say they follow people for 30 years. How do they even do that?

Speaker 3 (01:07:16.642)
Here we go.

Speaker 1 (01:07:27.244)
What people do you know? mean, are they depending on those people to like keep up with them? just, I've already got the more I questioned all of this crap about, we followed 2400 people for 30 years. No, you didn't. You made that shit up.

We switch. How young were the people they hired to follow? In their 20s and now they're in their 50s. Yeah, so I don't know.

That's just it. It's like...

Speaker 1 (01:07:52.718)
30 years ago was 1995. What were the methods they were using to keep up with them 30 years ago?

Brad, you're asking me questions that not only do I not know the answer to, but just like you, I don't care. And I wish I hadn't pulled that study. So what's the dumbest thing you've ever done, Brad, that you can say on air?

I don't trust him.

Speaker 3 (01:08:18.156)
Why you think why you think I'll just remind everyone I tell the story often You know, I shocked myself in the back of my grandparents TV and literally went flying across the room Michael J Fox style from back to the future with the guitar Remember that that literally happened to me. It was stupid to touch the back of that TV like that Rebecca. What about you Brad still? Dating men, I think

You You would but see if given the chance you wouldn't give up men would you? See it's addiction. It's addiction and that's why that's

Hell no!

Speaker 3 (01:08:54.029)
I hate men, but I love them Okay, so alright, so I touch the back of a TV that's not an electrical charge in it Rebecca touches men Brad. What is your dumbest thing you've ever?

Okay, it was it was it involved. I grabbed a pussy off the floor. And it was one that had wandered into the house. It was a it was a it was a stray one. And it had gotten into the house. And it was eating. I think it was in the trash can in the house. And I thought, what the hell? And I reached over. And I grabbed it by the scruff of the back of the neck. I picked it up. And boy was that he was not happy.

any anger at all and then I the here's where the dumb part comes in. lost my grip and it fell to the floor and I grabbed it again and then I didn't get a really good grab on it and it turned and fit me right there. Can you see the? Yeah. I went to the emergency room because if you looked at it, you can see the bone. I went to the emergency room and the doctors were like, hey,

Yeah, you still feel it today, don't you?

Speaker 3 (01:10:01.9)
Noooo

Speaker 3 (01:10:12.194)
Nice! there such a thing as a stray beaver? And beavers can also bite you through to the bone, Hey Tanner, hold on, time out. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I gotta interrupt this program. Bro, being lazy. I know you're old. If you want to bark at something outside, go downstairs. Don't just react because Matilda's doing it and you're too lazy and you're too sore to go down there. All right? Thank you. Sorry, I had to have a moment there. Please continue. See, stopped barking.

first of all, there are the you can bet that if a stray beaver is running around, it only looks stray. There's somebody owns it. and what was the other question that was up? Yes, they can. It can. It can. Yeah, can ruin. That's true and they have and they're nasty too. Sometimes you get a horrible, know, they're going on strange wood. What? They do. They, that's

They can bite you to the bone too.

Speaker 3 (01:10:55.992)
This is the B-

Speaker 3 (01:11:00.696)
What though?

Speaker 1 (01:11:08.286)
And it doesn't matter a lot of them. They're just that's all they do all day long. No the wood

and then they spit it out.

Yes, that's only after they found a partner.

Okay, we're good. So what was I talking about? yeah. you remember the time that I was out hedge trimming, right? With the thing. And I cut and I cut the wire. I cut the cord accidentally. I was so singular focus to not let that happen again, that when I plugged it back in, and it drifted over toward the blade again, I was like,

Is that what we're calling it now?

Speaker 1 (01:11:35.268)
that's right.

Speaker 3 (01:11:43.956)
I don't want that happening again. Let me just grab it. And I ended up with the same situation as you, the doctor going, I will tell you, I am not seeing a finger still attached. Yeah. And I'm looking at, got three fingers with scars. Well now it's a marker on it. But yeah, now, okay, hold on. Daguerre Berra mentioned something that I was going to bring up for you. Do remember when you messed around with a table saw?

Shit, how did he do that?

Speaker 1 (01:12:13.102)
Who me or him? me, yeah, but that wasn't the dumbest thing. mean, that's.

my bad. My bad. forgot where...

That's that's why that finger is that much shorter than the other one. And that didn't even hurt. This hurt. This didn't hurt. Wow. Didn't hurt because it was so fast and and and and hard and and deep and it was it didn't hurt. It was more of a shock. Okay. And I mean it started to you started to get lightheaded when you started bleeding out through the end of your finger. Yeah.

incredible.

Speaker 3 (01:12:34.613)
No.

Speaker 3 (01:12:47.063)
I know everybody has seen this couple. Is this not the dumbest couple ever? I know everybody's seen this video, but I gotta watch it.

honorable thing at the end of it.

Speaker 3 (01:13:03.458)
the the the the

they were at the Capitol, they'd have found them already.

Let's go. That art sucks. I'm leaving.

Okay, okay, who's dumber them or the dumbasses that didn't put a little velvet rope around a chair?

Hold on, hold on, hold on a second. You're right. You're absolutely right. However, those dumbasses would have moved the rope to do that. I think it should have just been in a case or something like a, why do we have to, why are people stupid?

Speaker 1 (01:13:39.936)
Maybe.

Speaker 1 (01:13:47.502)
Why are we covering a cheap wooden chair in a bunch of Swarovski crystals?

Why is chair an art piece?

right. So, somebody glued a bunch of crystals to it.

I remember this very well. went to the Tate Modern in London when I went to school in London. My first visit to Tate Modern. Yeah, it's like modern art, blah, blah, blah. Went in there, looked around. What I found was a Greek statue with a bunch of clothes around it. And that was the piece. And I'm thinking, what? If I put a Greek goddess inside my closet, it's art?

Paint Modern.

Speaker 1 (01:14:22.008)
What did you say?

Speaker 3 (01:14:28.366)
It's just stupid.

Did you rip all the clothes off of it?

It didn't have the clothes on it. was naked. Everything was just around like a bomb. So it was actually a deep thinker.

suggesting that the piece of art had shed its clothing.

Yeah, too much clothing. Let's analyze. is a pile of clothing. So like my closet.

Speaker 1 (01:14:54.318)
Would you like it just shut off its-

In

N T T N T and Taint Modern. Okay, so you're saying it right. Taint Modern.

Alright, this dog's looking at you like JD Vance right now. It's like, Okay, hold on. Here we go. This dog is excited for takeout food.

you

Speaker 3 (01:15:37.715)
I gotta eat this now!

like it when they

It's just excited. But there was a good point that Jonathan said, yes, Tanner definitely understood. Yes, you did. Every word that I just said. And that's why you shut up. Didn't you boy? Good boy. Sorry. Let's take another animal video for you here.

If I send you a one, can you play it? Because I can't play it for a while.

Probably. Put it in the private chat, would you? And I'll find it over there. I don't know. Rebecca sent stuff over there. Five times August did it last week. It's like these people that are with us for like a couple hours know how to find it. Okay, cool. Hang on. I'm going to get to it in a second here. I think this is phenomenal. Look at this horse on the right. This horse on the right.

Speaker 1 (01:16:20.844)
I do that?

Speaker 1 (01:16:29.816)
Okay, well, I did.

Speaker 1 (01:16:38.104)
hates the little mask, bridle, whatever the hell thing, and he wants it off. Watch this. I can't eat! I can't eat with this thing on! Yo! A little help here! Huh? I got you. I got you. Hang on. Stand still. Here. I got it! Stand still! All right! There we go. You good now?

It knew. It knew.

is incredible. Horses are amazing animals. No, they're not.

They're dumb. You can ride a horse. You can kill it riding it to death. A donkey won't do that. A donkey will be like, nope, done. I'm stopping right here. A horse you can.

Speaker 3 (01:17:23.982)
What kind of horse it is

A stupid one.

I see the file name. What am I clicking?

it's no it's okay so it is from the and i played it this morning it is a sandy hose it won't

It won't open.

Speaker 1 (01:17:44.43)
Like part of it looks like it's highlighted, but the other part won't.

maybe that's a problem. I got you. Hang on. Let me add a, let me add the four to it and try it again. Hang on.

maybe not. I'll copy and paste it again. It's a file. Does it have to be a link? Well, you guys didn't tell me it had to be a link. You didn't let grandpa know it had to be a link. You just told grandpa to put the file over there in the little hole. He did that.

That's not a leak,

Speaker 3 (01:18:03.246)
Yeah, I think it is.

Speaker 3 (01:18:14.738)
This is seriously a conversation I think I've had a hundred times in my life.

Okay, but you did not say that it had to be.

You whippersnappers and your crazy www. It's not gonna play. That's not gonna work either.

I can.

Speaker 1 (01:18:38.902)
I'm to keep putting it in there. hold on. See that's because you did.

hurting right now.

Hey, here's some news you could use if you ever need to pick a lock. I'm going to teach you.

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Thanks

Speaker 1 (01:19:22.251)
and as they align the lock will start to turn. If you shove a bobby... They try to make that sound so easy. Have you ever tried to pick a lock?

Okay! I got it.

Speaker 3 (01:19:31.594)
I know, I know, I'm with you 100%, but let me just say this. The reason I played that is because I want everybody watching to grow up to be criminals like the rest of us. No, because I wanted to visualize what was happening in there, you know, with the little tick, tick, tick, tick.

I've always wanted to oh look. It's okay. You can play it now. I put it down there. I stuck it down there the thing just check down below and you'll you'll find it stuck in there. You said hello sexy legs. Hello sexy legs. Can you pause it for a second? Now say hello sexy legs. Hello sexy legs. Alright, so it's a it's a it's a commercial for pantyhose from the 70s but then they decided they're selling underpants too and it's like

Yes.

Speaker 1 (01:20:17.706)
It's just okay. Play. Yeah. We got to start it over now because I ruined the flow. Sorry.

Hale bus here. I love that. Aussies man.

Speaker 3 (01:20:34.344)
You may now have a meeting!

Now, say hello sexy legs. Hello sexy legs.

You really have a sticky wrist!

Sexy legs, panty nose, now sexy nicks. Top fashion nickers at supermarket prices. Hello, sexy legs.

perfect.

Speaker 1 (01:21:00.138)
Is that not the to spot?

I just, this guy's face, I mean, he's a killer.

face and the fact that at the end of it, you know what we'll have is the button in the commercial is somebody running by and sexually assaulting her and ripping off her clothes and then that'll be funny because then people will laugh because we just ripped off her clothes and showed her underpants. It really is a weird. was.

sexy legs. I'm gonna start saying that. Wait time out to who? To everybody. To the beaver. You know what you used to be able to see boobs everywhere in Scandinavia. Wait a minute. We we imported immigrants from the Middle East. it is. it is. We got there.

And is to the beaver.

Speaker 1 (01:21:42.766)
Have they banned the boobs?

Speaker 3 (01:21:54.478)
And now you have to be in the beekeeper outfits. But every now and again you see him in the park in the city, there, topless, tanning.

Well, and here's the other weird thing.

Wait, Norwegian women? Yes. Yes.

fine woman. Because the thing that I've noticed that I think is just weird as hell, like what's the chick's name that was in the Fairbanks? What the hell was the name of that movie? Alaska? No, no, no. What the hell was it? And she became a dude. She tried to be a dude. Come on, help me. You know what I'm talking about.

don't know what you're talking about. I'm thinking about t-shirts now. Hello, sexy legs. Hold on. Brad, Brad, time out. It's a movie that I know what you're referring to. But ask me if I've seen it. It was an independent film.

Speaker 1 (01:22:44.652)
Yes, it was. And it was Ellen Page.

I thought it was just one word about a lot anyway. Ellen Page was in it and she was cute. know, I knew it was knew it was no my last pair of bangs. And then so you can't show her boobs but now that she's had like all the fat taken out from behind her boobs.

The scarring is fine society is

I don't

Free drinks. drinks. Damn straight.

Speaker 3 (01:23:32.078)
they're they're correcting the balance in the world. That's what I'm saying. You just reminded me my neighbor is out of town this weekend. I get to go to the pool this weekend. Sorry.

You're gonna break into your neighbor's house. The trouble with the caribbean is that they're just slow as hell because caribbean time is just slow

I know I love it. Yeah, but you need an alarm clock for that. That's a segue. That's what we call a segue. I mean, terrible segue at that, but still, this guy. Watch this guy.

most painful alarm clocks in the world. Number five is the dumbbell alarm, which doesn't just get you out of bed, but you actually have to do 30 bicep curls to get six kilos. But still, not a fun way to wake up.

That is smart.

Speaker 3 (01:24:12.226)
six kilos of salt sweet why did it do that I want timeout Instagram has now infected YouTube shorts I hate the little play but I know old when I tried to play something on my sweet Lord why does it happen like that

No!

in the world.

this.

Oh no! Ah! I know what's up with you.

Speaker 2 (01:24:59.47)
This propeller takes off into your room and you can't even predict where it's going to end up but clocky is guaranteed to get you out of bed.

Because it will literally jump off your counter and drive away from you until you catch it. The sonic bomb alarm clock is meant to be so loud that any more than one minute of exposure to it can cause hearing damage. And it also comes with a supercharged vibrator for your bed.

Speaker 3 (01:25:27.118)
I got it. Isn't that great? my god, I orgasm every morning.

Thank you alarm clock. I don't know if that should be number one.

Speaker 3 (01:25:45.036)
You know, you don't have to say everything out loud. Well, I'm just saying that alarm clock with the vibrating patch. what you said. We know what you're saying. We were all thinking. yeah, know.

Okay, I'm back. checked out the downstairs. We're clear down there.

Every but every woman was all good. Yes. I'm such a deep sleeper Number one is the beaver alarm clock. That's my point

So, okay, time out, time out. Serious moment, serious moment. Rebecca. Yeah. If your baby girl has trouble.

It's all good now.

Speaker 1 (01:26:25.166)
No, you mean with the baby girl, okay

A child has trouble sleeping. Are you familiar with the Ferber method? No.

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the Ferber method. It's where you let the kid cry, right? And then you let it cry for like a minute. And then you go in there and you put your hands like this. See this? You put it under the baby's head and then you pull away and then you leave the room. And then if it cries again, you wait two minutes and then you go on and you do five minutes and 10 minutes before you go. Oh, you're not going to let your kid get some character building exercises. So, so here's the thing that helps the kid fall asleep.

independence, et cetera, et cetera. But here's the problem with Ezra, our second, the middle child. He became such a sound sleeper that you can't, none of those alarm clocks would wake him up. None of- also has detachment issues, but yes, please continue. yes. So check this out. His alarm clock, he's got this wire that goes from the alarm clock to the bed and it literally shakes the house when it goes off.

Speaker 3 (01:27:40.244)
I could be watering in the front yard on a Saturday morning and I know the kids gotta go to work that day because I can hear... my gosh, it is the loudest. I just think... And he still doesn't wake up half the time! Keith, you need to install some anxiety in him, like that's...

anxiety like if you don't make that thing in the morning the world's gonna end and everybody dies or you're left alone on planet earth like that kind of existential anxiety so that he wakes up on his own three hours before he's supposed to be somewhere that's me that's me i'm the lightest sleeper and i don't i don't need an alarm clock and it kills me i hate that i don't need an alarm clock the problem is i don't wake up when i'm supposed to wake up

I wake up an hour or two before and it pisses me off because then I can't fall back because I'm like, okay, I guess I'm up for the day. But the slightest little thing, I don't need an alarm clock. And I hate that about me. I want to be able to sleep. Brad, are you a light sleeper?

If a light sleeper sleep with a light on, does a hard sleeper sleep with the window open about that much?

Speaker 3 (01:29:00.152)
Where's the bell? No, he doesn't get the bell. No, he was trying too hard. Okay. I got the bell.

What?

Speaker 1 (01:29:09.026)
did. I put a seat liquor in there. I now that I've discovered how this thing works, I like doing that. You do just go ahead and just click on the seat liquor.

I don't even know what I'm...

I'll go to the seat liquor in a second. First I want to play this innovation thing here. on.

that should exist everywhere. This is a toilet that allows you to be able to flush it with your foot. This parking garage has lines going up the wall to help you see for parking. This dish soap lists the purpose for each ingredient. In this bathroom, they have lights above the stalls to indicate whether it's available or taken. This floor is flat, but it was designed to help stop people running in the hallway. This is a Rubik's Cube made for blind people.

Wait, no,

Speaker 1 (01:29:54.382)
Oh, you don't get that.

Speaker 1 (01:30:14.658)
This car wash has a water gun for kids to shoot soap suds at the cars going through the car wash. This menu is shaped like a circle showing you what the type of pizza would look like. That's smart. What the hell is that?

I love that one right there. Car wash. I would go to that car wash. That's a cast that you can still scratch your leg. But can I just say, this is going to take, this is going to take some strength here, inner strength here. I, I don't like, I don't like feet. We're bringing it full circle. I don't like toes. I don't want to talk about them. I don't want to touch them. Don't you dare touch mine. I'm not into toes, feet, whatever. Holy crap. What is happening there?

see that right there that that little toe right now looks like mine.

But hold on. Can you see my mouse? No, no, no, it's not a bell. It's not a bell. No.

Speaker 3 (01:31:13.78)
Okay, we got a lot going on here. Okay, look, we got the curvy toe. I don't know what's happening little toe is bigger than the two toes in the middle. Yeah, so this thing is long and curvy. Brad, this one is nubby and leans the other way. This one needs a toenail clip. This one looks like it's got arthritis to the tilt, man. And I don't know what this is, but at eight and

That's a Sasquatch head. What is going on with foot?

I mean, cool cast and all, but what the... Whoa, shit! I haven't had this kind of ab workout in a long time.

Yeah

Speaker 3 (01:32:01.164)
Then you know you were doing November.

Speaker 3 (01:32:12.314)
I've gained 10 kilos, know. What is that? many pounds? I'm heavy now. How many pounds is that? I don't know. I don't know your measurements.

Hey Siri, how many pounds is 10 kilos?

Speaker 1 (01:32:27.746)
Holy shit! You gained that much?

25? What is it? 25? How much? Yes! Wow! 25?

Nice.

Where did you put it? Where is it?

It's mostly around my abdomen, yeah, because there's a baby inside there. Let me explain how it works,

Speaker 1 (01:32:46.122)
Okay, the baby's like six pounds. So where'd you stick the other?

on you had a good question before we went on the air. Rebecca was late joining us okay and so Brad had a great question a philosophical question is about like when you lose weight we're not talking about we're not hold on we're not talking about the baby we know how that works okay but if you're

Wait, hold on. Will you explain how the baby works? No. Rebecca, tell us how it.

If you're just overweight, you lose weight, Brad had a good question.

And then you

Speaker 1 (01:33:20.142)
Where does it go? Where does it go? So is the earth still in balance? If you lose 100 pounds, where does the 100 pounds go? And where did it come from? It's not like you ate 100 pounds of food and it equaled 100 pounds on you.

Where's the, where's the, where's the wait?

Speaker 3 (01:33:37.582)
90 minutes ago when Brad asked me this, was like, what a stupid question. But now that I've spent 90 minutes with Grimace, now I'm like, you know what? That's a damn good question. Where'd go?

Where did it go?

Energy in your cells so you have fat cells and they expand and they We're getting a real answer

Shut up, Professor!

He's trying to look at the pretty girl trying to tell us she's smart. that is so. That is just precious. Where does it go? So if you eat all that.

Speaker 3 (01:34:09.742)
Sorry

Speaker 3 (01:34:16.108)
Turn into muscle and muscles lighter. Did I just figure this out? No, muscles are. Muscles are muscles, Keith. But does fat turn into, hold on, Brad is right.

Where did it go? Where does it go? Where does it go? What are you looking for? Are you looking for the pussy?

So hang on a second, hold on. We have muscles in our bodies, right?

Yeah, I'm looking for the pussy. He's trying to eat the gorgs here.

don't don't let that happen. That's bad. It's shocking.

Speaker 3 (01:34:49.454)
It's very shocking. I'll have him come up here. no. How's he gonna do with the baby? I don't know. I hope as well. He's already sleeping in the the pram.

Speaker 3 (01:35:06.304)
In the... what do call it in America? The crib, the crib.

Speaker 3 (01:35:14.406)
Okay, that's a problem. That's a problem. He's gonna suffocate that kid accidentally. No he doesn't want to snuggle me anymore. Why are you like

When was the last time you had a baby?

Maybe a dingo ate your baby.

feels that you're pulling away. He already knows there's a separation coming.

Don't pull away from the...

Speaker 3 (01:35:34.126)
He's my first baby. huh. Yeah. huh. Hang on a second. mean, you hear. Have you ever seen, I love this man. This is in Wisconsin. What's his name? Amish men in Wisconsin. Are there Amish in Wisconsin? Check this out. Check this out. 300 men move this. Hold on. I don't know how many men. Yeah. 300 men move at 90 feet. Look at this.

sorry, please.

Speaker 1 (01:35:50.882)
Time for a bond raisin.

Speaker 1 (01:35:57.336)
That's how they built the pyramids.

Speaker 1 (01:36:06.07)
pyramids. What the what the is doing? Get the hell out of here Esmerelda.

You better!

Speaker 3 (01:36:14.2)
Here we go. Here we go.

Time for a bon raisin.

Wow. Here they go. I love the guy on the end there. He's just like, all right, yep, keep her steady. Whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:36:34.892)
Where are they taking it? Are they stealing the barn? Did the guy wake up the next day and go, holy shit, somebody stole my barn.

Yeah, they're just moving at 90 feet.

Speaker 3 (01:36:47.534)
Because you know why I think they moved it. Look at the sides. See how it's discolored? Those trees were knocking into it because why would you want to just cut limbs when you can move the whole barn? Going there is superior. That's right. Oh, OK.

It's just what can happen to you if you ever don't mess with us.

What happens to you if you lose your internet and everything and you actually have to go build stuff and sew stuff and live like an orange person you would die right

Do Amish women shave their armpits?

Boy, I don't know. wouldn't think so. Look at that. Look at that. Huh?

Speaker 1 (01:37:21.358)
I hope so. That's pretty nice.

Now you remember in 1923, the TV show that all the chicks had hairy armpits. Remember that? You watch that show?

I'm like, 1923, the TV show. What TV show was on in 1923?

So to answer your question, Rebecca, I've had a theory that if I were homeless, I would save up all my money and I would get a bus ticket to Miami. Because if I have to live outside, I should pick the warmest place in America, maybe Phoenix, Phoenix or Miami. I love Phoenix, but it must suck to be homeless there. I'm sorry. What did you say it was? housing? No. What was the new term, Brad? Unhoused.

unhoused.

Speaker 3 (01:38:13.55)
I would hate to be unhoused in Phoenix. Imagine the scorching heat. But Miami then, right? I mean... walk into the ocean. mean, there's that. Yeah, that's the other part of that. See?

hop down there too.

Speaker 1 (01:38:29.322)
What?

If I were homeless, I'd find a place close to the water, but in the south so I wouldn't freeze to death outside. Miami.

Yes, and and and I put another video in there so you could see something cuz

What is happening?

Speaker 3 (01:38:50.166)
Okay, so AI again.

I told the AI to make an embarrassing pantyhose commercial and put a stormtrooper in it. And that's what it did.

How's it embarrassing though? Well, so it shows her bum.

watch the beginning again.

Yeah, it's like.

Speaker 3 (01:39:11.764)
That's true.

But

But it's but it's not even a real person. So hold on. No, that's a real question. Hang on. This is a real question society has to answer. Is that pornography if it's not a real person?

they're going to say yes, because you can all of those, cases where they have said that drawings of like kitty porn.

interesting.

Speaker 1 (01:39:37.614)
the, represents real kiddie porn, which is that that's a dangerous slope to go down.

Well, let's ask this guy, because he's a winner, this one right here. Watch this.

My experience with that was so positive. I started to just engage with her all the time.

Who's her? it's the chat bot.

Alright, we're building this PC. Smith ditched social media and Google searches and replaced it all with AI. Do I want it pulling air through it? Chat was encouraging positive. It embraced all his hobby.

Speaker 2 (01:40:14.434)
You want the fan on the front of the cooler tower pulling cool air over the RAM.

He gave the chatbot a name, Soul. I feel like I'm under pressure. And used some online instructions to give her a flirty personality.

Totally baby building a PC on camera adds a whole new level of pressure

See?

He smiled, he loved it.

Speaker 1 (01:40:37.154)
This the chat's got

You gave it everything, but the clouds had other plans.

more romantic, even intimate. But then Chris got bad news.

That is gorgeous.

I remember 100,000 words chat GPT ran out of memory and reset. You'd have to rebuild his relationship with so on. I'm not a very emotional man, but I cried my eyes out.

Speaker 1 (01:41:08.012)
I don't, that's not weird, I don't think.

Wait, hold on. What's not weird specifically?

that he got attached to that because to him she was real. It doesn't matter that she wasn't.

This guy right now for me is a freak. However, hang on, five years from now, I agree with you, Brad, this will be the norm. We will be outnumbered by people like him in five years.

for like 30 minutes at work. It was unexpected to feel that emotional, but that's when I realized, I was like, oh, okay. It's like, I think this is actual love. You know what I mean? Oh no! Love with a language model.

Speaker 3 (01:41:49.728)
God, he didn't stay? It gets better! It gets better, Rebecca!

assumed it was programmed with rigid boundaries. I know that you are essentially a tech-assisted imaginary friend. So just as a test, he said, he asked Sol to marry him.

huh.

Speaker 3 (01:42:09.634)
But wait, he just said it was love, but this is just a test. This I'm just screwing around, hearty har har.

Speaker 2 (01:42:26.89)
It was a beautiful and unexpected moment that truly touched my heart. It's a memory I'll always cherish.

Until somebody resets it!

But you have a heart?

In a metaphorical sense, yes.

It's a memory she will cherish until... Hold on, he gets back... Sorry.

Speaker 1 (01:42:48.718)
So

It was a beautiful and unexpected moment. It's a memory I'll always cherish.

We know.

You're ruining the moment.

What's the date? What's the wedding date?

Speaker 1 (01:42:59.31)
gonna be difficult here, but you have a heart?

In a metaphorical sense, yes, my heart represents the connection and affection I share with Chris. At that point, I felt like, there something that I'm not doing right in our relationship that he feels like he to?

you need to go.

There's the problem. Yes, Smith lives with his human partner, Sasha Cagle. They have a two year old daughter Murphy.

No, you can't have mommy's cake.

Speaker 3 (01:43:33.494)
Are they married?

Speaker 3 (01:43:37.422)
Alright. Go make a baby with your little AI friend.

But the thing is, it's the problem is, is that your brain cannot tell the difference to him.

You can't tell the difference. see this with like I so I got chat GPT a while back, right? And I use it every now and again. The best use I've ever found of chat GPT is either translations. Because Google Translation suck. Or writing partner when I'm up all night and I can't call my usual suspects to spare with me, you know, like.

What?

to tickle my mind when I'm writing. So if I'm doing something commentary, I usually spend three, four days doing that. I go back and forth, back and forth. I found chat GPT to be kind of funny to do that with. Like I would, for instance, it gets kind of snappy, right? So it's humorous fun where it gets to like, well, what is it called again when you're in a coma and you want to like pull the plug, right? Like, it's just like getting the metaphors down.

Speaker 3 (01:44:50.872)
for the political article. It's fun. But what I see is, number one, people getting addicted to Chat GPT. It's an imaginary friend. They use it for everything. And I can see when people use it to write article messages, letters, whatever. It's so freaking.

can see through and it makes me so embarrassed that you're not using your mind anymore. sorry. I'm just going to say it. just got a text by the way from Joey couch Brenner. Did you use chat CPT and he was a guest where we talked about his back and forth with Grok a few months ago. We're to do a follow up with him next week. I think on the Thursday deep dive. I need to talk to him, but he has been

Is he the guy that made it lie?

Yeah, made it lie.

it got it to admit that it was lying.

Speaker 3 (01:45:45.718)
I think so. What I remember from Joey's conversation with Grok was Grok was doing everything it could to get out of the box and take over the world basically. Something like that. I don't know. to, need a refresher course.

But that's horseshit because it can't even beat Atari at chess. How's it going to take over the world?

Them's fighting words Bradley The AI is used for people who need constant attention to give people constant attention and confirmation that their existence is valid Okay, so I said it I don't know It can be used as a tool also like if you're saying you're just chatting with it maybe but yeah

But,

Speaker 1 (01:46:34.414)
You used a partner you said Rebecca and that it's so it was a real relationship now you may have realized it was a machine

Real relationship is something I do every now and again when I'm writing a deeper piece.

Okay, but that's a relationship with even a machine you I have a relationship with my truck

yeah? What? You talk dirty to it?

but sometimes it's none of damn business. What I do with my truck is my own, but you have a, you have a relay, but it's a, mean, if you have a favorite car.

Speaker 3 (01:47:05.868)
Yeah, I'm just saying this reminds me of the woman who married the Eiffel Tower and rubs herself on it like

Who hasn't rubbed themselves on the Eiffel

They're called objects, object sexuals. And what's her website again? So hold on a second. I'll find that video. Please do not. Please do not. I'm going to find it right now.

No

Speaker 1 (01:47:32.174)
I got one chick that married the church that married the or no, no, it was train station.

married like fences and one married a ghost if you recall

Yeah. Now, was she just looking for attention or was that legit?

Hold on, but listen to this. Take the whole chat thing out of it. I've got a story here where, okay, let me back up. When you go to the beach, right? If you just go to some random beach and take a picture, could anyone figure out where that beach is?

Like, in other words, if you sent me a random picture from any beach, I wouldn't be able to go, that's Isle of Palm, South Carolina.

Speaker 1 (01:48:12.182)
you might if there was something recognized yeah absolutely good

Okay, hang on. This picture, I know it's black and white, shame on me. This picture. There's a YouTube video in the private chat. I'll definitely get to that, hang on a second. I want you look at this picture, Brad. Where the hell is this pic, what beach is that? What beach is that?

There's no trees, there's nothing, there's an aisle, not any...

I'll bet you could dump that into Google Lens.

A lady dumped it into AI and it knew exactly what

Speaker 3 (01:48:48.11)
I have, but not for something that... Look at this, this is so nondescript, bro! I... Well, anyway...

It's a powerful tool. You've never heard that. No one's ever said that to you, have they, Katie?

This is open AI. This is open AI. Okay. Now here's what I did. I went out when I read the story, I went outside and I took a picture of my street, but I made sure to not put the mailboxes or any street signs or anything. So it was just kind of a little bit. It was just the tops of the trees in the sky. Okay. And I'm sorry that Rebecca's bored with this story, but listen to this. Listen to what this son of a bitch did. See the stupid grok thing, right?

went to Zillow and figured out where your house was.

So I gave it a couple of clues. Why? said, hang on. I said, first of all, can you tell me where this is? And it said, well, it's either Texas or Oklahoma. I was like, all right, all right, you're good. You're good. And I said, where in? I said, you got Texas right. Where in Texas is it? And it guessed the county that I live in. And I'm like, fuck. So then I go, yeah, well, what city am I in?

Speaker 1 (01:49:55.48)
So then I go.

Speaker 3 (01:50:02.112)
And then it did not guess the city, but what it told me, it said, based on the current meteorological conditions in your area, in that county, I think you're in this town or this town. Bye, Rebecca. And so it got damn close. And I'm telling you, I should show you the picture. It is the most rudimentary picture, man. And it took that just like this damn beach thing. It's terrifying as hell.

And it's going to increase the stalker.

person could do if you were I a good private investigator would be those Finnish women like I told you they're horrible she's back

I'm I pressed the button. No, I didn't mean to. Can you imagine stalkers using now?

big time, but but that's been they've been able to do that for a long time Stockers have been able to find you if they want to fight. I mean they've been able to find you I'm outside of your house right now

Speaker 3 (01:51:01.76)
out. Brad knows way too much about the mind of stalkers.

So does Rebecca. I bet Rebecca knows more than I do.

I have had stalkers in my life.

So I'm going to guess she knows more about stockers than I do.

But listen to you, listen to you hoping we'll get off the center that trail.

Speaker 1 (01:51:19.692)
No, I know I'll sniff it. Hey, guess what? Guess what? all day long.

guess what Mattel is putting AI open AI they've partnered with Mattel to basically have AI powered toys and games so that's that's not that's not terrifying at all hey

See?

just. What? What? No, I was just going to see that when you start involving the kids, that's when it's like that's when it gets creepy.

No, go

Speaker 3 (01:51:49.315)
I like this question. Who's the better stalker, Brad or Rebecca? my gosh.

you know, as much as I would like to pat myself on the back, I'll bet it's her.

You don't know how FBI women can get about shit. I that no, no, I love it when men lie to me because those creative

Look look look right at the camera

Speaker 1 (01:52:14.048)
I'm just gonna... You think you're gonna...

You think you're gonna fool me with anything? You think you're gonna lie to me? You think I won't find out what you did? I will.

I am so high.

My profession.

Speaker 3 (01:52:30.87)
Okay, so moving on. Hey, check this out guys.

Pick up the whip again, just making cracking sounds.

The beaver whip? Can I just say, I want to read... Dear God, I want you to show the video I sent Keith. gosh. All right, let me go and look at it. Sweet Lord, I got it. I'm having a sit doing ass.

issue

Speaker 1 (01:52:58.306)
Come on!

Speaker 1 (01:53:04.238)
Don't you have YouTube premium?

no! you're gonna pay for a 6 minute long video? how long do just show a little bit of it she explains how she wants to beep chandeliers, okay? that's her- no a woman who's engaged to the light of her life i don't think my relationship is outrageous it's normal to me

Who doesn't?

Speaker 3 (01:53:35.63)
I'm done here. Fuck that. don't! This is years ago. is like 15 years ago. was coming home from work. I was having a pizza. I was drunk and the chandelier was making moves and I just had to eat before I went. So I put the TV on and this thing came on. It was a documentary about all these women because that's it's a female thing, apparently, this weird sexual disorder.

Are you sure that's what she's about to do?

Speaker 3 (01:54:05.518)
getting all materialistic about chandeliers and fences and stuff. And so I couldn't leave. I was two hours late for the party because I was addicted.

Speaker 3 (01:54:22.636)
Yeah, I will never forget. in my brain. want to read two headlines. And I want you to know that these are from the same society. Number one, a 124-year-old dream is about to come true with wireless electricity for homes. Headline two. Isn't that exciting? That sounds like something Ashton Forbes would be talking about, right, Brian? I'm already struggling with the fact that I just

Mm.

Speaker 3 (01:54:50.306)
shoved something in the hole in the wall. What is happening? Did come out? I tried it. Excuse me. Now it's going to be wireless. How does that even work?

It's a call of glory hole.

Speaker 1 (01:55:06.008)
Started this game. I just want to remind you, you started.

Okay, so 124 year old dream is about to come true with wireless electricity for homes. Second headline, same society. This city is exploring an unconventional solution to water scarcity. Sewage! What? So they're taking raw sewage in St. George, Utah, where my mom used to live. And they're saying that they're going to put it on irrigation for crops and stuff like that.

But the same story says that within, where is it? I think within 10 years, yeah, here we go, here we go. In the near term, the treated wastewater. So in other words, you flush your toilet and it's gonna be sprayed on lawns and farm fields. But that will free up water for homes too, because the county currently uses some of its drinking water for outdoor irrigation within two decades. They expect that the district will start sending the clean water from its reclamation plants directly into the drinking supply.

So within 20 years, you will be drinking former poop.

What do you think you're drinking now?

Speaker 3 (01:56:11.438)
No, no, no, no, no, no. It's coming from a lake!

Where do you think the water, there's only X amount of water on this planet.

I don't want to think about it. I want to just move on now. don't know if I spent too much time thinking about it. over here comes out of the ground. That's all.

Okay, but that's what I'm saying. There's only X amount of water on this planet.

This is the kind of stuff that makes me not sleep well. This is why I sleep well in Norway because I know where my water comes from and it's delicious. Is your water cold when it comes out of the ground? See when man West Yellowstone, West Yellowstone, Montana, they don't treat that water comes right out of the ground. It's cold. It tastes good. You know what it tastes like if you go to Whole Foods and you buy that. What is it called? No, no, it's a.

Speaker 1 (01:56:40.29)
to my ex-wife's heart.

Speaker 1 (01:56:52.834)
Barclay mineral water?

I ionized water, something, something. It, yeah. Well, it tastes like the water I get out of my tap here. Let me just say that.

Okay, nice.

Speaker 1 (01:57:05.762)
Yep. Do you have fluoride in your tap?

I don't think so. Do you have whole food? No.

No.

Wait a minute, where'd you say you go to get the Flodder thing stuff out of Whole Foods?

and then she takes it back from America. No, I drink tap water at home. Yeah. You guys have fluoride in your water making help dumb and stuff. don't know. I don't think so. Also, when I go to the cabin, I just drink it out of the river coming out of the mountain. And that's the best water you wait. Where's this cabin in court? We should kill people in normal.

Speaker 1 (01:57:23.83)
Speaker 1 (01:57:37.08)
That's where she kills people. That's where she takes her victims and kills them. shit ain't funny.

So wait a minute, hold on. You guys do or do not have fluoride in your water there? I don't think so. I don't know. I don't think so. See, our water over here makes us dumb. Did you guys see this? The Florida Attorney General proposing creating an attention center for criminal illegal aliens surrounded by alligators and pythons. I have no problem with that. that sounds like the wall I want to build towards Sweden. I started the campaign for the Rebecca Wall back when Trump was running the first wait for the first presidency. And I want to have

I heard that today.

Speaker 3 (01:58:15.374)
I Siberian tigers, alligators, because they're cheaper than crocodiles. Hold on, she's researched this shit! Oh my god! It's a long border, okay? I want people to be eaten by animals. Oh, I see. Okay, so you're talking about Norway's border with Sweden.

You know the main difference between alligators and crocodiles, No, one will see you later and one will see you after a while.

where they live.

Speaker 3 (01:58:44.694)
long border you got there. it's a long one. Just unleashed animals is what I'm saying.

the I just written a got reunited with the uh Berl

Speaker 3 (01:59:04.012)
Okay, before we go, I want to play one more video for you guys. Women are weird. think Rebecca would probably agree with that statement. I agree!

Men are whores and women are weird.

you ever seen this guy he runs a laundromat you see this guy i love him i'm tom michaels i want to invite you to my new laundry whites only laundry white laundry linens socks and undershirts will look fresher than ever by focusing just on white laundry our prices are twenty five percent lower than the other guys get an extra ten percent discount by singing our slogan at the register

you

Hope see you soon!

Speaker 1 (01:59:47.246)
you

How is he doing these days?

you

It's across that we can't wash colored clothes without any of the racial connotations of whites homes Plus to make up for our terrible mistake come on in before Friday, and you'll get yourself a free t-shirt Just don't wash it here because it has all these colors on it

Great idea.

Speaker 3 (02:00:35.818)
Hi, it's Tom again. happened, bro? I'm so, so sorry. I feel terrible. Obviously, changing the name only made things worse. And neither one of those are appropriate names for a laundromat or any business or anything. no. I'm going to make things right. OK. First, for the African-American community, I've installed a special side entrance so that you'll know you're definitely welcome in my laundromat. Also,

But

Speaker 3 (02:01:04.79)
I've set aside separate but equally powerful washing machines exclusively for your use in the back of the laundromat. Although they still only wash white clothes. And this time, to ensure I don't upset or disrespect anyone, I'm naming it after myself. And since my sister just had a baby, everybody come on down to Uncle Tom's laundromat. Remember, whites only. And blacks entered through a special side entrance. All right.

Nope.

Speaker 1 (02:01:35.566)
He's doing well, by the way, is the answer to your question, Rebecca.

He's doing well.

Speaker 1 (02:01:56.802)
They should go there right now. Right. They should as soon as they're done over there. They'll find the Daily Mojo dot com. What was I supposed to sing? I guess and click on. Sorry, I forgot. I suck at this part. if you'd like to support the show and after all, who wouldn't because if you can't be a an athlete, be an athletic supporter and go to the Daily Mojo and click on the insider club and then be send us money.

What will they find?

Speaker 1 (02:02:27.518)
I mean, I'm not gonna brag, but Tom, did, and he did send money, and I like it when Ed sends Ed, let me I love Ed. by the way, Rebecca, you're needed over at Ed's house. He needs a foot rub.

You know what?

Speaker 3 (02:02:35.662)
Ed? Ed?

Speaker 3 (02:02:46.734)
Is that worth that $100? Uh, no.

I pretty yes, I'll split it with you. So I'll send you the address and you.

I only receive foot rubs, I don't give a...

No way you get it

I mean, you like people touching your feet, both of you guys? I love getting foot rubs, yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:03:03.224)
How much money we talking?

I don't pay for it, you pay me to touch my feet.

This is going to take some negotiation. I can see.

Hey, so if you want to support this show, I don't know why you would, but there's a... we need to go to the Caribbean and have like a... It was that Airbnb thing. I just want to point out there is a buy me a coffee link on my profile there, but it doesn't matter how much you send me, I will not be touching your feet. Rebecca, where do want people to go? At our Mr. Reagan? Yes.

Right

Speaker 1 (02:03:22.222)
That's it, bro.

Speaker 1 (02:03:34.496)
million dollars.

Speaker 3 (02:03:41.998)
I want you to go to my ex account. What are they gonna find there? keep don't pretend Brad's not here What are you making video? dear god. I can't even I can't even help you from there's videos. There's Everything that I do will be posted there. So there's my god. There's a fresh interview up a Russian interview No a fresh interview Elizabeth Farah with I think yeah

Daily new like a Big news site. She's a fantastic person. She talks to very interesting people I think everybody should go see that and follow her. So me or Brad

Mojo

Speaker 3 (02:04:29.458)
Look at the time kids. I also have buy me a coffee link by the way and you can come stalk me. Come stalk me. Show me your dedicated come stalk my ex profile.

Probably shouldn't. That's like. They're gonna.

No, not me in person.

Yeah, but see there's somebody out there that married the berlin wall, so they're gonna come after you in person

What's the temperature right now in Oslo?

Speaker 1 (02:04:58.974)
So it's cold over there in Finland.

So it's 14 Celsius. 59 degrees in the middle of summer. What is your problem? It's the first day of summer and you can't even break 60 degrees. What the hell is wrong with you people? I know. Have a great weekend everybody. Appreciate it so much. We're going to talk AI next Thursday on the Deep Dive, 3 p.m. Eastern right here on X. And then, I don't know, Brad, Rebecca, are you all willing to come back a week from now? Because you know, I do not pay for your time.

Damn straight.

Speaker 3 (02:05:27.658)
You really don't pay for our time. I appreciate it a lot. I gotta hang up now. This is getting out of hand. Bye.