Hey, happy Friday.

I really hope you're doing okay. All right, check, check, okay. Just checking in, Mike. It's, we made it. We made it.

Welcome to the Friday live stream. Before I go any further, let me change the title. I don't think it gets reflected here. See, I'll tell you what. Yesterday, if you missed the live stream that I did with the Colonel, whoops, no comment there, hang on. Then you missed a lot of information.

You know what, here's the moral of the story. Yesterday's deep dive. It will be pinned at the top here. It's available at atthemikeshow.com, thanks to Wes. At that guy, at PGU on X. Don't forget, Gabby keeps the Instagram going. At Jeff, he apologizes for her X handle.

Be sure to go to the atthemikeshow Instagram page that she handles beautifully. Now, the Colonel, we learned yesterday that all roads lead to the CIA. Now, we know a lot of roads lead to the CIA.

I think yesterday, I think it was conclusive that all roads lead to the CIA. Fascinating discussion, ton of topics covered. Please check that out atthemikeshow.com. Pinned shortly here to the top here, where the little library thing is, because you know, I've been asking X customer service for the longest time I gave up, actually, because what's the point? We need a library, like YouTube, so it's easy to find these shows, but instead I have to keep pining this article up there. Anyway, whatever, first world problems. Thank you for making time on this Friday. I will say, I just adjusted the title.

I don't know if it's reflected in what you see. Yesterday, I got the year wrong, like I said. Today, I forgot to take Rebecca's name off of there.

I'm sorry, but Rebecca is not able to join us. I guess, I don't know this personally, Brad Staggs, but I guess when you're pregnant, I guess life's more difficult or something. I don't know. It is. When I was pregnant, it was hard.

Okay. So how did you cope with your pregnancy? I was a bitch. Yeah.

I was. I mean, I did, it was hard. I'm just gonna say it again.

Okay, we got it. It was hard. It was hard. You tried here, have a bowling ball.

P this out. Yes, you can't even think about it. Kidney stones are bad enough. I'd rather not have a bowling ball. Imagine. So hang on a second. I had a vision of that, just no.

What's that? Kidney stones in the, in the, in the, no. I just, no, I don't wanna, no. I'm not even, no, no.

You don't wanna think about me forgetting about a bowling ball? I like how you got Wes's artwork back there behind your little dumb and dumber. I, yeah, I figured that I see, I didn't realize that Rebecca wouldn't be here. So I didn't have, I planned a trip to, to Sweden to tell her where she, Ireland. Anyway, I had to cancel last second.

And so I'm stuck here at the, at the motel. And so I, dude, you know, that's how awesome Wes is. I texted him, I was having lunch. And I was like, hey, Rebecca can't make it. So it's just me and Pratt. Cause he was working on artwork for the three of us. And then he came up with that, just spur of the moment out of nowhere.

And it's really well done. He gave me Ron's wonky eye though. And I figured that that must have caught it from, I didn't realize that Chris Niz was catching, but I guess if you touch somebody with a wonky eye, you get, you get wonky eye disease. So what happens if you touch someone with crazy eyes? Like what if someone touches AOC? Like what happens?

You get sued. Oh, that was good, wasn't it? That was good. That was good. I'm gonna write that one down. That was good.

At Real Brad Stags on X, wait, I can never do the weatherman thing. Look at this. It's like, I'm retarded. It's impossible.

I know, I try to point at things on my face sometimes that I can't ever, it's, I don't know, respect to other people. TheDailyMojo.com where you can find his stuff. He is live weekdays from eight until 10 a.m. Eastern. And then he does a Saturday live, Saturday morning live with Jeff Fisher, my coworker at the Blaze. And you guys do that here at Real Brad Stags. Yeah, you guys like stole him completely.

So he used to be on The Daily Mojo on Thursdays. And then I don't know if Pat's a better kisser or like what he offered, but you know, I just, I put my heart in. So the things I did to keep him on Thursdays, I mean, I feel, I feel, You're not proud of it, are you? Soiled. Especially since you lost the kissing.

Oh, I did. And to think Pat Gray's a better kisser. I just, I'd heard that rumor, but whatever. I don't kiss and tell.

So I won't be weighing in. Now I want to encourage everyone to subscribe to this X channel for $1.99 a month. And I need to find, I'm sure there's software, there's gotta be something, right? That will allow me to randomly draw a subscriber. I don't know if I'm gonna go live tomorrow morning or something like I have no idea. But at some point I'm gonna do something live for the subscribers and draw a winner. And then I will pay for the shipping, whatever it is now. I should be careful, cause I don't know what the government charges to ship things anymore.

But you get, I'm gonna give one lucky subscriber who pays a buck 99. Ciphalus? No. I'm gonna give him this winner cap at the mic show.com. Can you, can you see that? Did you sew that on yourself?

Yes, with needle and thread. Yes, sir. I just did the whole. Whoa.

I did the whole, there we go. I'm impressed. Thank you.

Thank you, thank you. Maybe I'll just wear this for the show here today. I don't know. Why not?

Because then they'll get a little piece of your DNA and you can be cloned. Oh, that's right. I'm gonna get somebody nice. Oh no. Oh no. Actually, actually, this is mine.

I've got plenty of other ones over here that I will send you an unsoiled. Where's the fun in that? Send them a soiled one. People wanna have a little piece of you with them. That's creepy.

Is it? Toby just said that my innuendo, what innuendo? Usually aimed at Rebecca is gonna be really creepy today and I don't know what you're talking about.

That is an excellent point by Toby. I can't talk about your norcs. Can you, is it considered bad form to talk about royal norcs? Royal norcs.

Yeah, like Kate Middleton. The graphic is blocking me. Dang it. Your norcs. Royal norcs. I mean, if we talk about Kate Middleton's, is that, I mean, if you were in England, they'd probably put you underneath the castle, right?

What I'm hoping is what I'm hoping. I'm hoping that I brought enough to the table today where we don't get down to royal norcs as a topic. That's, I mean, you think- Are you suggesting that royal norcs is not a good topic? Didn't say that.

I just said, here's hoping that we don't have to do that there. Hey, you know what? Well, I was just about to say, I teased this on yesterday's- I bought more nuts if you want those. Oh, you did bring your nuts.

Cool. How many nuts you got there? I got a couple of them here.

I keep some more on the table though, just in case these get stepped on. It happened. So I'm threatening, if I can't get a guest to talk about this topic that I've been wanting to discuss on the Thursday deep dive for about six months now, I can't get this guy to respond. And can I just say, I love doing the Thursday deep dive, but trying to book guests for stuff that I want to talk about is proving more and more of a challenge.

And so there's a lot of good shows there that are just kind of on the shelf. And I'm just like, screw it, tomorrow, I'm just gonna be, or next Thursday at 3 p.m. Eastern here on X, I'm just gonna be a storyteller. I'm gonna tell the damn story. I don't think that's a problem. You think, I don't know, man. It's lonely though. You put yourself out there, you are exposing yourself, not like that time, dear Red. But you're exposing yourself, and not those, not the Royal Norcs, but it's different. I mean, if you're emotionally strong, you can put yourself out there.

I did the same thing last week, and I had a big old Echo, and at least I thought I had an Echo, and I was told that there wasn't an Echo. So you do risk that. Yeah, yeah. Well, you know, it's, I don't know. You risk the demons in your head. Fine, it's fine.

Gosh, my head's too crowded with demons for a room for another one to show up in there. So, I don't know, we'll see how it goes. I'm hoping the guy gets back in touch with me, because this story is just lost to history, and damn it, it needs to be told. I have the guy's book over here. What's the story?

None of your business, because I'm hoping it'll still work out. And I might check out. How are you teasing any, if you don't tell anybody what it is? Well, I'm not gonna tease it until like the day before, if I don't get it locked up. You see how that works? Okay.

Because I don't want to jinx it, and I might check it out at the last minute, and then wait for him to come through at some point in the future. Anyway, thank you to all that has been concerned about Matilda who is, well, she's sleeping, but she's been very sick yesterday, really suck for her. But today she's acting normal, well, I mean.

Show her a picture of me, it'll get her going. Sick again. Oh, that's right. You are the one thing that she does not care for in the world. That's right.

I'm used to it. Hey, shout out to David, who sent me, he sent me these cocktail mixes, and there's instructions, step-by-step instructions, and how to make these like old fashions and stuff. And I don't know, I'm just, I'm thinking about just drinking straight from the Mason jar today during the show, and directions be damned. I don't know, it's like. So if somebody sends you something, you'll ingest it. I don't know. Just asking for, I mean. This is gonna spill somewhere. To be fair, I do the same thing.

A lot of people are concerned that, there might be something in there that. Oh, I see. No, this came from a store, though.

This came from a business. Did it? Well, I can't even open it. I think it's like so perfectly. You know what, oh, there we go.

I was gonna say, it's so sealed that it makes it suspicious. See what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hold on. Where's your will just in case?

I could see Andy Griffith rolling up on a couple of bathtubs behind somebody's, mountain home in North Carolina. Has that got booze in it? How the fuck yeah, it has booze in it. Well, I mean, if it's a mixer, that'd be the whole cocktail right there.

It's not just a mixer. Yeah, let's see. I can't even read this.

Okay, I'm sorry. This is the truth right here. This will be entertaining. This, hold on, I gotta do this little trick here. Hang on, I gotta take a picture, right? And then I got the label, and then I got a zoom. Oh, man, it didn't take a clean picture.

And that's okay. You have to sit still to take the picture. Yep, which I am incapable of doing. Sit still.

Yeah. Should ask my second grade teacher, just not happening. I didn't take a picture of the right part here. I don't know. It's a simple way to be able to read the label if you can do it.

If I had eyes, anyway. We'll have to dive into this later for sure. Okay.

A day in the life of a norc, DB Couter says. What? Jill said I'm eye candy. Oh, she needs glasses. I used to be. You remember when I was good looking? I know.

You were hot. I'd rack in the day, man. I'd rack in the day. I would have done it. Would that make me gay if I do me?

Okay. You know, part of my twisted sense of humor, which of course is no match for yours, was watching in college Conan O'Brien. And there actually was a bit where Max Weinberg of the Max Weinberg stuff loved himself so much that he actually, see kids, this technology 25 years ago was cutting edge when you could make a scene that showed Max Weinberg in bed with Max Weinberg enjoying himself. Good stuff. Okay. I love cold weather. I love it.

I love it. And yet, unfortunately here in Texas, I guess it's never gonna happen. We're gonna be above 90 degrees till the end of time. You know, I keep looking back here at this thermometer out of habit and it hasn't worked for two or three months now for whatever reason.

I'll change the batteries and it just, it's not in a good mood. But I used to say the temperature back here. So if you ever see me doing this when we're talking about weather, it's because I am still trained like a monkey, but the heat here in Texas, Brad, I'm a little fed up with it.

It's cool now. You can go outside in the morning and it's not 8,000 degrees. It was cool this morning. It was cool this morning. Okay.

Let me just check. What's the current temperature here? It went up to 87. It's 85 here. You know, Monday we might break a record. The record high temperature for Dallas is 93.

And they were saying 93, but now they're saying 91. Burrher. But, but let me show you this. We got winter coming in theory. And I want to show you the old farmer's almanac. Now, when I was on the radio in Charleston, South Carolina, I remember checking the old farmer's almanac every day. And I can't remember the, after the three months of winter, what the accuracy rate was, but I know it was above 70%.

And it was very impressive. And, and you know, it was a little arbitrary trying to predict, you know, cause in the book, if you're familiar with the book, it'll say, you know, your zone. And then it'll say a mild and rainy or whatever. You know, so a little arbitrary, but, What does mild mean by the way?

I don't know. And winter, I think it means above freezing or, or it means above the average temperature for that area. So when you look at this map, but the old farmer's almanac for winter, like chili and wet, I mean, that's so fun. Up in the Northwest. And dated her.

Just so you know, Rebecca not here today. And then you got the Northeast, cold and snow filled. Please don't flip. But that one's not.

Stop talking about all of the X Y's. Now, average temperatures and wet in the Southwest, average temperatures wet in the Southeast. Looks like Texas is going to be cold and wet. Now, I want, and then I'm not being snarky when I say this, but first of all, I am a weather geek. Okay. So I actually do retain some of this information. But you couldn't tell me what mild means. Well, I just, I tried.

Let me finish. My point is that the government likes to predict the weather every winter and summer and, and they're wrong. And so whatever they reveal, the opposite will be true. Yeah. So there you go. This is your seasonal outlook. So whatever it says for your part of the country on here, just know the opposite will happen. In other words, the North Central US, where it says below normal temperatures, it's going to be warm in the upper Midwest.

This, they just kind of, it's the same, whatever it's going to be normal. Now there's the call for a mild winter in the Southwest and Florida. Obviously, it's going to be frigid Alaska and Northern Alaska. You're going to be brutally cold, even though it says you'll be above.

So there you go. Now scroll down here for the precipitation because the government has to give us two maps. They can't condense them the way the old farmers own that. So it's going to be very wet in the Northwest, they say, so it'll be dry. And then obviously it'll be dry in the Southeast.

They say it'll obviously be wet. Now let's go back. Let's go back here because I don't remember. Wait, is this the government or is this the farmers? This is the government. This is the government. See the little NOAA symbol up there? So, so there you go.

So this is the one that you need to remember. This is going to be, wait a minute, did the other one say cold too? Did they just, did the government just copy off of the farmers' almanac this year? It's possible.

But because I didn't really, I didn't realize how the farmers' almanac came up with their weather prediction. They just released birds or something, right? No, they won't say. It's a secret.

Yeah. Their method is exclusive mathematical and astronomical formula. It relies on sunspot, tidal and planetary position. No. So astrology and many other factors. Nope. The fact, the many other factors is the dartboard is called Google. It's just throwing darts in. All right.

Right down below average rain. Got that? Okay. That's all they do. And warmer. And anyway, but however they do it, they're always more accurate than the government's predictions.

And they're always well above 50%, which is better than the weathermen in this town. Are they? You can't, yeah. Like, you know what? Here's what you do.

If you want to go and buy the farmers' almanac, keep track. I mean, I did it when you... How do they still, I mean, they sell them, right? Yeah. Yeah, you buy them at the bookstore.

Kids, a bookstore is a store where they sell books. And now... How do they do that? So, go to anymore? No, I mean, how... Yes, how... I mean, that is... That's magic right there to be able to still sell a book about weather. Yeah. Oh, it's because it geeks like me, bro. But I forgot to tell you this. In the article I was reading about the old farmers' almanac, they claim that they get the temperature right 88% of the time and they get the precipitation right 83% of the time.

Like I said, I can only vouch for about a 70% hit rate somewhere in there, 70 to 80. I forget what it was. But we're going to need some cool weather here in Texas very soon because people like me are really getting agitated. It's of course pumpkin spice season. Please tell me this is a joke. Please tell me this is a joke either in the store or somebody made it with Photoshop. Pumpkin spice salmon for £12.99 a pound. That's a new item, obviously, because you don't want to use that in the spring.

That's only a fall item. I... Part of me wants this to be a joke. Other part of me actually wants to try it. It's got to be real.

It's on the internet. Yeah, that's a fact. By the way, the Farmers' Almanac makes $14 million a year. Holy crap. What are they doing? I'm wrong. I am thinking the same thing.

I could do this. $14 million a year. If you're not familiar with the Farmers' Almanac, when you look at... They break it into regions. And so then it'll say October 17th. It'll say mild and dry north, wet and cool south or something like that. It's totally arbitrary.

Or they'll even cut corners. It'll say October 18th through 20th, dry and cool. Vague enough to be right. I mean, it's... Yes, that's why I had to...

When I was doing the experiment there, when I was doing the Charleston radio stuff, that's why I had to be like, okay, this is cool and wet. Yes, sure. See what I'm saying? You just said that everything on the internet is true. It is. Which, of course, it is.

True to your heart. There would be no internet if that weren't the case. So I feel like a dumbass when... Well, fill in the blank. I mean, that's a nevergreen comment.

I feel like a dumbass when I thought that this was real. A possum digging around in a trick-or-treat bowl with a little witch you get there at Walmart, standing by on watch. A little witch, what? Holy... You believe that? Possums are dicks, too. Awesome animal video, a Halloween-themed one. But alas... It shouldn't have happened to a nicer possum.

Yeah, this one didn't have one of those little community note things. But everybody would say it and say, I... And I guess if you go back and you look right here, see around the little possum butt, see how it's fuzzy, that's a giveaway. A year from now ain't nothing going to be fuzzy.

It's going to be perfect. But I should have seen this right here. It's not Halloween.

So why would you have candy out if the date... You see what I mean? It doesn't say 1031. Never mind.

No, it doesn't. On the... See? It says like... I think it's 2022, October 13th or October 13th. Yeah, what date is that exactly?

22, 13, 43, 21? Yeah. Well, it's not 1031. I'll tell you that. So anyway, AI on the possum video and I'm still pissed about. It's still a great video. It is funny. It is so funny. Possums are awesome. No, no, no.

Cara, Cara, 30, 20. Oh, possums eat ticks according to Wisconsin Jackhole. Uh-huh.

Yeah, well, no. Possum looks in the wrong direction. Yeah, I tried to be nice to a possum once.

I tried to give it some cat food and it turned around and hissed at me. Oh, wow. And I thought, you know what?

That sounds... I don't like you. Anyway, it looks like you. So you try to give it food and it hissed at you. That sounds like what happened to me that one time when I tried to feed that homeless guy. And I was like, you know what? Never again.

Did he hiss at you? You never again. Yeah.

No, no, no. I'll tell you what happened with me. I think I've told this story on here. I don't know, man. You know, you and I, we talk so much. We don't know what we've said on air or off air. I don't know if I'm Joe Biden. I've told the same story 18 times. I have no idea. But there was a homeless guy hanging around the University of Nebraska one time and I gave him, oh, no, I took him into, uh, I took him into Burger King right there in the Student Union there.

University of Nebraska campus. Hey, you didn't touch him, did you? But hell no. I mean, well, he wanted to charge me extra for that. And I was like, bro, I wanted to feed you. Anyway, and so, uh, yeah, I bought him a, you know, a little whopper, whatnot.

Anyway, you gave him a whopper. Come to find, uh, just like, uh, I think it was later that day or maybe the next day. So I was asked, oh, where this journey started at this particular time was he was on a, on one of them little grates, you know, where the heat comes up out of from under the ground like Marilyn Monroe.

And he's like, uh, and he's like in a blanket and he looks miserable and sad and hungry and whatnot. I was like, hey, man, uh, you may go get you some lunch in here. So anyway, so that's how that started. Well, then like the next day I see his ass, not two doors down from the edge of the campus, walking into a house, like unlocking the door and going in. I'm like, you son of a bitch. Yep. Yep.

Let's say Mr. And they would do that. They were in Nashville. He tried to hire of his guy, worked with any, they would always stand on the corner right outside the studio and he would try to hire and they go, no, no. And then a couple of days, it's really, they, they were making a couple of, uh, a couple of bills a day. Yeah. Just running over there. There has been, uh, I don't know, like gate line or something like that where they stood out there and I forget what it, and maybe Clark Howard in Atlanta did this as well, where if you extrapolated it out, they made, I forget what it was.

I, I want to say it was around $80,000 equivalent, you know, tax free if you did it every day. Oh my God. Nice to see me said the farmers almond that could say assassinated JFK. Oh yeah. I saw that. And I thought as soon as I saw that, uh, that tweet there, I meant to put that up there, that post because that's a, that's a deep dive show.

Wait and a half. I mean, we got to investigate that. Here's the thing.

I'd say, did they? I, how much can you dismiss out of hand? Okay. So now, now with that thought, I want you to watch this video. This is another, um, video that, that, I mean, it looked real enough to me. You seen this one? All right. Couple of the yard.

Now you're going to hear voices of people supposedly in the house or whatever getting picked up on the ring camera. Timber. It's rich and the art to use it. Whoa. That was a snap.

I thought I was saying, okay. Hard to walk. The dog's fine.

Don'ts fine. Rich and the art. And so the community note says, is a fake video made using AI. You can see at the end that the dog's tail passes directly through the tree trunk in a way impossible in reality. Wait, I disagree.

I want you to watch the dog's tail. It doesn't go through the tree. It actually pops up. Right. That was cool.

I thought it was saying, okay. Hard to walk. It doesn't go through the tree.

It doesn't go through the tree. So that's why I'm not, I got to kill this lady's voice. I'm sorry. I know she doesn't show enough concern though for the dog.

You know what I mean? Like she should have dropped it and jumped over that tree. And if it were real, so it's probably not.

But I mean, good job with the tail. Let's just, I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, it kind of does.

It does not. It's not that the thing that gets me is that they just all ended too perfectly. And yeah. And he, you know, he does not care. Yeah.

He left a wife up underneath the tree and he's like, I can't pull her out. The safety or anything. Nope. And yeah, yeah, it's fake. I mean, it's getting better, bro. It's getting so good. It's, it's just, it's.

It's what? I mean, it's just so disheartening that nothing is real anymore. I mean, we're not even real. You know what? You have never adequately, and maybe you can save this for our next Barfley outfit there that's going to be coming up on December 11th. Kelly will join us and then we'll have a lot of topics. That's the fun thing is that when you, me and Kelly text each other, I'll just say 12 11, bring it to the next Barfley episode. And then after 12 11, we'll be texting weird stories and stuff. I'll be like, all right, whatever the next day is, that's when.

So I hope you guys are safe with these stories. Well, and the, the thing. You said, you said, you said December 11th, but that made me think of September 11th.

And it reminded me of Tucker Carlson now doing the whole series on 9 11. I've heard of it. I haven't seen it.

Oh, it's, it's amazing. And, and because the, that, in the community note there on that tweet reminded me that you couldn't use to say nothing about the, about September 11th without them slapping in a community note on you there. And now it's like, it's kind of, because you think Tucker Carlson is a conspiracy theorist? Yeah, I think he's definitely pushing against the fine conspiracy theory. That's where you hesitate. You're like, okay, he's definitely doesn't believe the narrative of everything.

And if you do believe the official narrative, there's a word for you and it's dumb ass. And so, I mean, you know what's frustrating? I'll tell you something that's frustrating.

And then I'll let you finish your point. What's frustrating is there's certain people that, that, that will, will say that you're the dumb ass for even questioning an official narrative. But if it's a story that they question the official narrative, then it's, then it's okay to proceed with the, with the alternative reality. But go ahead.

No, that was just it. Is the fact that you can't, we're sitting there trying to decide whether or not, you know, a tree falling on somebody is real. They put a community note on it. Then, and I mean, it wasn't that long ago. It was, you cannot say, you can't question that it was terrorists who flew into the trade center and you cannot say, wait, it looks like World Trade Center seven fell down by itself and you can't say any of that. And now it's like, wait a second, but that looks like, you know what happened? You know what?

You know what? I'm so pissed at myself because I can't tell you how many times I'm sitting here and I looked down at my whiteboard and I think, you know, Malinac, you probably should, should, should make this clear since you reference it so many times. And yet I don't.

And then I waste valuable showtime, like right now, where I'm, I'm having to, to write over it to make it readable on camera. So just bear with me here. But this is the 9-11 conspiracy scale. I just love how we never know what we're going to talk about on this damn show. It's the beauty of it. It's the beauty.

How many times when you get together with friends, do you ever know what you're going to talk about? Oh, that's a good call. Thank you. Good call. That's why I'm here. That's the only reason I'm here.

Well, that is a stupid stuff. I had the full time while you're writing on your board. That and your, your norcs are just.

Thank you. I, you know, and they, and they, they, my norcs used to be nicer. I had nicer norcs. They're not as nice and norky. Oh, come on.

The mic, come on now. Past orcs were better. They were. I do. I dare say that your norcs are real and they're spectacular. Okay.

So they're, they're definitely real spectacular. Oh, don't do this to yourself. You're, well, I want to see what you wrote.

What are you writing? Well, this is the 9-11 conspiracy scale. Now, now the real hardcore folk will say that 9-11 was an inside chat.

Well, no, you started at the bottom, Keith, started at the bottom. But for she said, so, believe the government narrative 100%. Right. See that? Yep. Just that's just what you say happened.

That's what, but then, and I apologize for those of you who have seen this chart so many times and you're just like, I got it. Questions about World Treats Center seven collapse. That's where you open the door because when you know which they did, I'm sorry, it's just a fact.

The end. I will say it's a fact that they lied to us about World Treats Center seven collapse. Big time.

When you realize that, then you have to question it's like, when someone lies to you, how else are they lying to you about? Yep. We prove this one.

So then you're like, okay, well, then I guess the next level is the government knew that an attack was coming. Okay. And yep.

And then, okay, well, that's bad enough if they let it happen because, you know, there's questions around Pearl Harbor and other other things in history. Yep. Okay. Nine 11 was allowed to happen.

Okay. So, so then if you open that door, then you eventually get to holy crap. It could have been an inside job. I don't know.

Now I don't know at any given moment where I fall on this, but it sure is how I down here. It's a lot. It's a lot closer to here than there.

Okay. And if you're listening to the audio version of this, he pointed to Keith is a lot closer to it was an inside job than believe the government narrative 100%. Do you remember defending the look on W?

His face when he was told when the secret service agent, I think it was secret service that leaned down. Andy. Who was that? Andy. Card.

Okay. He was, he was a spokesperson, right? I thought.

I don't know. Anyway, whoever it was that leaned down and whispered to him while, while W was reading the book in the kids class. And how many times did you defend the, the look on his face as well? He was, he was shocked. He was shy. And now it's like, you look at it and you go, Oh, he knew. And he's just going, Oh, okay. I was waiting on that. Plenty of moments.

Um, some related to nine 11, some related to other government, government narratives where I look back and feel like a dumbass for defending or believe. I know. Okay.

Hang on. Kara says, I hate that when people say no planes, uh, hit, we watched it. It was, I was home that morning.

I worked nights then it's not that no planes hit, but what kind of planes were they, were they actually planes with people on them or were they drone? I'm telling you that rabbit hole will make you insane. Yeah. When you realize the drone technology that existed back then that we didn't realize existed, I'm not saying that that's what it was.

I'm just saying that the drone technology isn't the last 10 years. Um, okay. So I'm a little bit sad that Rebecca is in here today because I miss the Norx don't you miss the Norx? Well, nah, yeah. No, the little banner blocks. There wasn't room.

There was starting, they were starting to crowd the screen. Just saying, I mean, yeah, look, there. Norx are beautiful. So because I thought that for the babies, I thought that she might be able to, um, uh, offer up, uh, some, some Norwegian town names that would have fit in perfectly with this topic because I saw, I saw that said, what the hell is it? No, no, Finland. Do you think you've never seen them? Wow.

What do you think I was talking about? Gildo, Newfoundland. I know that there's a Lesbos Island. I've been there. Have you? They're mean. Oh, okay.

They're mean. So I saw a tweet that said there's a town in Texas called Dingdong. Uh, in 1990, this is a fun fact.

1990, the population was 22 people. Okay. So Dingdong, Texas. Well, then, so I, I pulled that tweet aside. I was like, eh, we might do something like this. And then I'm watching a football game and the offensive coordinator for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, uh, they said is from Lizard Lick, North Carolina. And I'm like, all right, we got to do.

We got to talk about this. So I looked up the weirdest, the weirdest place names, city names in America. Now I thought that, so, so since, since, since Rebecca's not here to, um, uh, add in a Norwegian, um, uh, city name, I went ahead and here's what she would say.

Oh, there's a town called the end of poop and are Nigerian. Right. That's what she was saying.

You sounded exactly like her. That's so weird. Do it again. Oh, let me close my eyes.

Do it again. The end of poop and are night. Rebecca, is that?

Oh no, it's you Keith. Yeah. You, that's not funny.

Not funny. It means the city where boobies are. As a size, I just, I just, I just, a town name. I don't know what the, hold on. There's no way to tell what's, what's the name of the town poop, poop. Say it again. Doesn't, doesn't really exist, Brad. So, so there's a town called Bangs, Texas.

There's soda springs, Idaho, bluff Alaska. Holy crap. I hate it when, when you realize that the list you printed up sucks on, on the show is when you realize it. What the, but there is. Okay, hang on.

Truth or consequences, New Mexico. Oh, you're okay. Yeah. You rescue me from this. Once I get done with this, a Placentia, California.

And that's gross. That's placentia. Placentia.

Okay. Fry, Virginia, dinosaur, Colorado, American fork, Utah. That's fun. I've been there. Concrete Washington.

Oh my gosh. That should be Houston's name. Uh, Briny Breeze, Florida. Why not North Carolina, Hurt, Virginia, 96, South Carolina, Cut and Shoot, Texas. Kill Double Hills, North Carolina, Canadian, Texas.

So weird. It's up North here too. Uh, Superior, Wyoming, Atomic City, Idaho. Been there. Okay. Oklahoma, uh, Coward, South Carolina. Three way Tennessee.

Okay. Climax, Michigan. There's a hell, Michigan. Uh, we got Winnebago, Minnesota, uncertain Texas. Last chance. Most of Michigan. Last chance Iowa, speed North Carolina, oblong Illinois, cool Texas. Been through there.

Uh, Colon, Michigan. Can you hear Google, uh, rudely interrupting this segment? That was that was me.

Yeah. Pink Oklahoma, bluegrass Iowa, rainbow. So weird about pink Oklahoma. China, Texas, Hooker, Oklahoma, Popejoy, Iowa. Would you find there?

So I did. No, I, well, there's a proof that, uh, Dildo Newfoundland does exist, but also you left out Bald Head, Maine. Oh, look at Dildo right there. Dildo is right there. It's, uh, they've had to replace actually their battery sign. The, yes, batteries are included when you go there, but, uh, they, the sign that, you know, the little green sign that says Dildo this way, they've had to replace that and they consider changing their name because people keep stealing the sign.

And Dildo this way. Did it point up? Nevermind. Keep moving.

Keep, let's just move on. That's a good one. Yeah.

Thank you. But I don't know that it did. It bent to the left a little bit, I think. Oh, okay. What?

It did. It's not as big as you think Wisconsin Jack Hole said. What is he talking about? Uh, the town?

Okay. Rebecca's voice was a little lower today. Hope she's okay. Sue said that.

I think so. Sorry. I live about an hour from hell, says Sue. Oh yeah.

Um, us too in the summertime here in Texas. If, if I started a town, I'd call it Townie Mctown face. Yeah. Who said that? Ewan Guru. Nice.

Good job. Oh, and, and he also said Zizix California, Zizix Calv-Z-Z-Y-Z-X. That Zizix Calv- What the hell? Those are kittens.

His kitten massage. Um, oh, you don't want to say it now because, uh, you know, Rebecca's not here. And you don't want to, yeah, I see how you, okay. I was not going to. Okay.

Good. I wasn't just, then just don't, then let's just not. No, I, I want to say it.

I want, I just, you can't, you can't. Good. Check this out. You use remind me, whatever, whatever you just said, it reminded me of my favorite word. Systige. Is that how you say that? Yeah.

The alignment of three celestial bodies such as the sun, moon and earth in the, in a gravitational system, Systige. That's a fun word. Three lies. Didn't somebody name their album that like the ego? Um, no, Bill. Look it up. Bill Simsick was a, uh, an engineer on one of the Eagles albums, but, uh, Zizix was started by a, uh, cult leader, a cult leader. And it's a weird, it's like this weird town in California where he built a whole compound and, uh, he was, he was a con man and like a, uh, like, uh, uh, uh, televangelist before there was TV and he swore up and down that the water there would heal you and all that sort of thing. And the government ended up taking over the town of Zizix.

It's a, it's a crazy story. You know why? Because the government wanted that special water for themselves.

They hated the competition. Yes. Yeah. Azusa, a lep, Azusa is not a weird name. Uh, excuse you. Wow.

Call him lep out. Is it? I mean, is Azusa a weird name? All right. Let me see.

There's Mars, Pennsylvania. You won guru. We all know what Brad is thinking. No, you don't. Yeah, you do.

No, you don't. Wisconsin Jack, you have no idea. Uh, two kittens rub, never mind. Uh, let's see. Well, I did not see any scissors in that. Uh, do you have scissors? Yeah, right here. Okay.

I keep them. Just, just making sure that because that, that almost was nothing. I know, you know what? If you know, you know, if you don't know, you don't know what 84 Pennsylvania is that named after, uh, the 84 lumber yard? Oh, good call. Oh my gosh. Like, now it's better be real. Cause I swear I'm, I hate, I see, you know what?

AI has ruined animal. Yeah. Actually jumping little bouncy babies. I can't believe this. Wow. She's annoying. He's so fake that now I don't believe it.

I, it's like, why would you narrate this? Yeah. That's now I'm angry. That's it. Oh my gosh. Look at them. They're actually jumping.

That's a stupid thing to say too. I'm really now. They're actually jumping. Does Facebook do the, uh, I'm not, I don't have Facebook. Is that Facebook? Do they do a, um, So what's this Facebook at the top? AI thing. Do they, do they, do they call it?

Okay. Where was the, uh, where were the community notes, uh, during the 2020 election? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Well, there were no community notes yet. Uh, what that was called is a banning.

If you want to, right, right. Where were the community notes when that's because, uh, Elon didn't own it till 22. Right. That's yeah. It did.

Do we still, do we still trust him? That's kind of cute. Oh, look at that.

Rumba little puppy in a rumba. Look at that. He just takes it over.

He's like, yeah. It's not real either. Is it?

What do you mean it's not real? Oh, please tell me. It's not, I can't, it's not, because what puppy is going to do that? That puppy, look at him. Look at him. He's looking at him. Just says ducking down at the right time and stuff.

Oh, see, you mentioned ducks again. They were jumping. They were actually jumping. They're actually jumping. That's not real. What do you mean it's not? I think this one's real.

Did, how do you know if it's real? Well, this one doesn't have a community note for what that's worth. Oh, this one's like, Hey, get off my turn.

No. Look, they're fighting over the Roomba now. See, where'd the other one go? He disappeared.

Oh, yeah. AI clearly. Bro, I don't know anymore. I don't know. I don't know anymore.

Can I just say that something that, that is real, that is sad and I, what's more sad is that I'm completely obsessed with this ugly ass inbred king from Spain back a few hundred years. Oh, that's right. Who was that? Uh, King Charles II. He was the one that was doing his cousin, right?

They were all, that's the Habsburgs problem. They were all doing their cousins, other people in their family. You have a hot cousin? Um, no, I had a hot cousin. I mean, well, I should probably say, I mean, she's still a, she's, anyway, but I remember when I was young, I remember my grandmother's house had, uh, uh, the old doors with literally the keyhole. Can I just, before you tell your story?

Uh, pretty much already just told it as he could live through them. Do I need to get a priest in here for this? Oh, no, no, no, no. I said that's kind of the story right there is that, uh, the hot cousin and keyholes.

But the problem with that is you also, if you, you know, if you're like a seven and you're looking through keyholes and then, uh, you know, there's somebody you don't want to see like in, uh, as a buff and you're like that never, that is burned into your retina forever. Just so you know, just so you know. Yeah. Did you know that, uh, uh, Ebola broke out in, uh, the Congo? Wait just now. That's what the, it's a new, it's a new one. That's a, well, it's actually the, uh, I'm fine with it.

The 24th of September, but so many, I mean, so many headlines now that I see them like three weeks later, I go, when did that? Yeah. It's impossible to keep up with what's happening.

I know. So there's Ebola in the Democratic Republic of the Congo and, uh, that's what we need. We need the aliens to arrive in December off that asteroid.

That Atlas three I thing that we haven't heard an update on in a week. And, and what we need is, uh, we need to be preoccupied with Ebola when the aliens get here. Oh, I wonder if you think that Ebola would affect the aliens the way it makes us, makes them bleed out of their nipples. Out of their nipples.

For us, it's every other orifice. Right. For, for, so you can tell that there's been an alien and a human.

If they're taking human form, if all of a sudden does it, okay, let's stop there. That was a line in the X files. The, uh, uh, was it war of the sarcophagus? I can't believe I remember that war of the sarcophages. One of the lines in the X files was we're all going to bleed to death through our nipples. I don't know why I remember that, but I do. And it has to do with cockroaches. Oh, look, I'm just, and it was, but it was Ebola that you bled out of your eyeballs.

Right. You really did. Didn't you?

Don't you? Ebola, Ebola, you bleed out of everything, I think, and your organs turned to like mush. Oh, that's right.

You get liquefied. That's what I'm saying. Yeah.

Right. Aliens are zapping people when they arrive, you know, is that like banging? No, no, no, not banging that way. Like banging. That's like a banging song. It's not the, not the same.

I wait, if it's a banging song, is that a song that you've banged in there for my, let's move on. That's no, that's very white. Dude, I used to in college. I had a radio show where I'd play very wide every week. And the whole point was to come up at 8.54 and have some very white, very white doing it music. It was, it was the blue pill before there was a blue pill. And it was cheaper.

It was so much cheaper than, than, than what you, what you do now. Can you what? Actually, you're right. This is, well, this one, that's just a mix. I think that was just such a lemony.

It just kind of was like, so there's no alcohol in that. I don't know. Maybe the other one, I, this one, no. So, but what were you smelling them when you opened? That's what I think. Cause that one's lemon. Maybe it was just so powerful lemon. I really don't know right now. And I, in what happened this time is what I figure was going to happen last time. And now I don't even have, here we go. Could you do me a favor and get the cousin banger off the screen so I don't have to look at that nose anymore? Cause, now I like it. Let me take that off. And then I do want to read through some fun facts about Charles the second.

He had a hot cousin, didn't he? We're right back where we started. So can I just say though, cause now, now I'm bitter about something. I mentioned college radio. You know, I was just, I'm too old, man. I was just a few years too.

It gets worse. Because, you know, they, they got to broadcast internationally and 90.3K are in you and Lincoln, Nebraska, University of Nebraska radio station. And my ass was on a 100 watt FM station at the bottom of the FM dial that you literally could not hear throughout the city limits of a town of 200,000 people at the time.

And you know, I'm just parking lot and I shouldn't be hung up on this, but I just mentioned that very wide segment. And now my brain is like, damn it, bro. They were on the internet like two years after I was there. Sorry.

I know. It would have been so much easier to be in radio now than it was back. We had to work at it back then. We had to do, we had to think of creative stuff. We couldn't just go to Suno and have it create a song for us. Yeah.

But the job that broke me into like real radio, like commercial radio after college, that job doesn't exist anymore. Computer runs the board for coast to coast AM overnight. Yeah. This is just all lemon, man. I don't think this is alcohol, but it is sharp. But you're going to keep drinking it, aren't you? I haven't tried it yet. Hold on. Yeah.

But it's so bitter though. If you drop over dead in five minutes, can I have some of your stuff? Just to go. I don't want to junk. That's all I got is junk. I got a, what I got over here.

Let's see what's in the. I just want to just, I mean, I got a Roku remote that doesn't work. You want this? No, that gives that as well. That's okay. You can have that. You can fix it. Um, I guess, oh, you know, here's a Coosie that doesn't fit anything.

My Nebraska, uh, big red, you're going to play tonight at eight o'clock Eastern against Minnesota. What is on his head? Well, that's a, that's a hat.

Oh, okay. Cause it looked like it was like one of those, uh, uh, like, uh, when you break your neck. Oh, no, it actually looks like a, it looks like, uh, Oh, Herbie Husker is being attacked by a stingray now that you mentioned it. I'm going to eat you, Herbie.

Or a giant, um, I mean, nothing. King Charles II. Uh, he never had any kids because he. Okay. Cause he was doing his cousin. I can, I just real quickly, before you continue with King Charles now, see, ever since you told me that Grock is now listening and wondering, you know, if your content is worth, uh, cause it has nothing to do with it.

Oh, it's the nine. Grock is listening and going, wow, is this good enough to be a modding? If you missed the tweet, I retweeted it and, um, Grock is now saying that it doesn't matter how many followers you have. And that's cool.

It's going to promote you if your content's good, which is, is, is, you know, it's listening. So now I can just hear Grock going, okay. Mocking me references to female body parts now three or four times. And we don't know what Grock's preference is.

Mocking Elon Musk. Okay. Yeah. He, I mean, Grock could be into weird stuff like feet. Um, and by the way, that picture of a King Charles II there, um, they were told to make him look better than he was.

And that's as good as they could get. Cause he apparently was so deformed, like his tongue. I know we've talked about some of these, but some of these facts we didn't have. Let me know about his tongue. He couldn't, he couldn't close his mouth, uh, because his underbite was so big, couldn't even chew properly because his mouth was so deformed. Um, he spoke very, you have to have somebody else chew his food for him. They spit it into his mouth.

He, it took him forever to learn to talk with that mouth. Um, a lot of good stuff here. What's this one? Uh, let's see. Here's a, um, so, so when he couldn't have any kids, cause there's no Barry White back then, then they had to really see that. That's when that was like a real live game of thrones. Uh, for, did they have micro penises back then?

I think he did. Honestly. By the way, don't ever try to write that on the wall in Las Vegas at planet 13, the dispensary with a, uh, a spray can that's a laser. Just that's good advice.

Why, why is that? Well, uh, Doc Thompson tried to do that. We were outside the dispensary and, uh, at the time, I don't know if it was just like a promotion for their grand opening or whatever, but they had.

You could, the building next door was a big brick wall and they could go over and they'd hand you these spray cans, a spray paint can, but it was really a laser beam that you pointed the wall and it would create graffiti or whatever on the wall. So he was trying to write, uh, Dominic is, oh, has a micro penis and he got about three quarters of the way through penis and the dude that was running the place, like I've never seen someone fly through the air so quickly and like grab the can out of Doc's hand because you, for what apparently you could not write micro penis on the side of a, of a, of a building at, I mean, you can go in and buy a big fatty, but do not write micro penis on the side of the building. Hey, Grop, um, I just want to point out if you are listening, um, how many instances of micro penis micro penis was mentioned by at real Brad Staggs? Don't hold at real Brad, Brad Staggs is a words against at Keith Malinax account, please.

I don't, I don't think anybody wants to hold micro penis against you. He looked elderly in his thirties had hallucinations. This guy was messed up. King Charles II of Spain with the big underbite thing with the micro penis, the mic, I mean, probably right. It honestly didn't matter if he had a 12 footer.

It couldn't. What, what do you do with it? Yeah. It was just, I'm just going to keep reading about King Charles II.

Um, let's see here. Oh, listen to this Spanish peasants back during his time, I don't know, 1600 or something, whatever. Um, they had an infant mortality rate of about 20%, but the Hadsburg Royals, uh, infant mortality rate was 30% because they were so inbred and whatnot.

He was mentally and physically unfit to rule. Wait a minute. When, since when is that a disqualifier? Right.

It's the Hadsburg vet in the United States. Listen to this. 25% of Charles's genes were duplicates, meaning that fully one quarter of his genes were the same from both parents. That's close dude. Ugh.

Let me just keep. His mom, but his mom was hot. To who? Him. To his cousin. Um, let's see here. Like he was so sick on his wedding day that somebody had to stand in for him. I don't know how that works. Did they get to, do they also consummate for him? Shit nevermind.

That's sick. Stop. I hate that word is, can we do consummate is just, can we just use bumping uglies instead? Wait, why is that better than consummate? I don't know, but it is.

Isn't it? Ask rock. Rock is.

King. If Glock is listening to Glock to theoretically would be listening. If it's going to jump in here, bro, tell you, I mean, it's got to be like, uh, Hey, Alexa, order condoms. Wait, yes. Sorry, y'all.

So the Hadsburgs in breeding is what there was a fall of the Spanish empire, apparently according to these fun facts that I printed up for no good reason, because now I find them pretty much all boring. But yeah, here I go. Just going through all the pages.

Good Lord. How many pages? What a damn article. Huh.

I didn't highlight much here. Yes. They suck. Sorry.

I just got a text from someone that said he's Democrat strip club. What's that? I don't know.

I'm trying to figure out. I feel like, is this a Johnny Carson? Is this a, wow. I always think of this boom bar when I hear that.

Wisconsin jackals as Brad is why I don't have Alexa. Ah, nice job. Okay. So did you hear this story? Thank you, Kara. Yeah. Okay. I got you. I got you.

Okay. So a brain surgeon in Austria has denied letting her 12 year old daughter drill into a patient's head during an emergency surgery. This is going to court right now as a highly esteemed hospital for surgeries and whatnot. And apparently the mom, who is the surgeon, was bragging afterward that she let her daughter drill the first hole in his patient's head. So apparently it was bring your kid to work day, I guess.

Hell, I don't know. But the surgeon handed over the surgery to like a junior doctor or whatever and her 12. This is actually very sad.

A junior doctor. Because if you read the article, I pointed out this one line here toward the end here. The female surgeon had been accused of bragging to her colleagues. Oh, I'm sorry. No, no, here we go.

The girl herself declined to testify and the patient was unable to testify because of illness. Makes me think things didn't go so well when the 12 year old drilled in. What's wrong with drilling a hole in somebody's head?

You got to get practice. That's why they call it practicing medicine. I mean, this is worse than the honest mistake that Kramer made in that Seinfeld episode. When he's looking over the surgery and the drop. What did he drop? The, was it milk dog, Joe?

What was it? It was a junior men, right? It was a junior men and it falls into the surgery because they're up in the upper row there. You know, and they're looking down at the surgery and he's leans over and falls into the patient.

Somebody will know. It was, it was a junior men. Junior men, yeah.

The episode was, or no, I, well, maybe it wasn't, but the clip is called junior men. See, that's the beauty. That is this is why the internet exists. Mary, back in the day, we would have had to get here and go, I wonder who that somebody called and let us know what that was that Kramer dropped on. And then you'd have to write into the TV or the local paper and, you know, into the TV section and say, Hey, my friend and I had a bet on what Kramer dropped on Seinfeld. And you just put that in the mail and then like in four weeks, you'd go up in the newspaper.

So right around the time, whenever that, when did it, what was the air date of that episode? Does it say there? It does. It's fine.

It's fine. Shortly after that, I had to have been after that over the course of maybe, maybe four or five months. Kerry had a thing. 1993.

Okay. So late nineties, early 2000s, Kerry had a thing with junior men all the time. And I think the first incident, I'm trying to remember the progression of these.

And so she dropped a junior men, unbeknownst to her in her seat while she was driving. Right. And we were, we were going to the post office, right?

Now keep in mind post office, you're in line for damn ever. Okay. I guess no. And so we're standing in line now. Now when you're in this post office line, there's like two or three rows of people slowly meandering through the line and you're at the counter with your backside facing, facing, facing about 20, two dozen people back there. And so she's leaning on the counter and I don't remember how long, we were at the counter for quite a while in hindsight. And so when we get out to the car, I look and I say, hey, you have a shit on your head.

Hey, honey. No, actually we knew that a junior men was missing because we had already had this discussion. So like, I know I dropped one. Oh, well, I don't know where it is.

And so well, everybody in the post office knew where it went. Because we didn't discover to ruin the parking lot that a junior men had melted right there, right there. That was the first incident. Another time it happened in a movie theater. And that's that we made it all the way back home or what have you, we can't remember how many people would have seen that. But that got smeared all over the car seat because it was dark and everything. Car seats? Yeah, I'm sure.

Yeah, I think, yeah, yeah, absolutely would. So that was the second one. And then the third one was, ah, I forget, I forget where the third one was. But over the course of like four months. And so I think I may have put my foot down and just banned her for her own sake. No more. Honey, I love you.

No more junior men. Because it looks like you're pooping yourself everywhere you go around town. And so, you know, the weird thing is that that, and this is why I believe that we do, in fact, live in a simulation. The weird thing is that that reminded me of a true story of the reason that one of the Leave It To Beaver cast left the show. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Say that again? Ah, that, which part? The part about the Leave It To Beaver cast member? Or the part that that story reminded me of a story of the Leave It To Beaver cast member who left the show? And here's the reason.

And you'll see exactly why that reminded me of it because what the Jerry Weill who played Judy on Leave It To Beaver, she left the show because in one of the scenes, she had to be dancing and she, they made her wear a dress and she had just hit puberty. Oh, no. Do I put this on the screen or no?

Yeah, you can. It's because I don't know why this, and I just heard this story the other day and I thought, that's a weird one. These are things you never hear. And they made her like twirl around in a dress and she was, they treated her like crap on the show when she hit puberty because she was supposed to be like the adolescent kid, the girl next door kind of thing. And she was worried that people would see the pad as she twirled in the dress. And that's just reminded me of it. Leave that up there for a second, okay? Because this is where you'll see the smoke come out of my ears, right?

Because if I hang on a second, what's 85 minus, yeah, 68, yeah, because that little advertisement there, it reminded me there. Countdown to Christmas. I know.

I thought I was not going to say anything. 68 days to Christmas. I just want a day where it's not 90 degrees in Texas. It's 69 days, actually. Nice. I did that this morning because we have it on the daily mode.

So we do have a little, I mean, I didn't know what else to put up there. So it's a countdown to Christmas and it's 69 days. Check your math. Okay, wait a whole lot of second.

It's a simple. After today. After today. If you just Google days till Christmas, it says 69 days. After today.

Days, days till Christmas 2025. What does that say? I don't know. Let me see. Hold on.

Let me look here. Oh, in 69 days. Nice.

And look, I just asked the interweb and it told me. But it's wrong. Okay.

Because everything on the internet is real or not. Like, I can't remember what it was. Out there, she just couldn't leave it to Bieber. That's what out there said, not me. Oh yeah. The Kerry Junior Mitt story is on the, whoops, is on the, see, there's the old, when you look up at the mic, if you see the green one, that's the one where I did a two-part interview with Brad Staggs on his life.

But yeah, the Junior Mitt story is on the, at the mic, so all three of them there. Again, I don't know how you're going to find that, but just look for it. Good luck. Yeah. What was the, and you were complaining earlier about the fact that Twitter doesn't have a way. And it will always be Twitter. I don't care what they name it. There's no way to, like an index or an archive.

I thought you figured that out. Is there not an archive so that people can go up back and listen to these programs? And I mean, God knows they'll want to in 30 years, but that they will, and they're like a page that you now have like a profile.

Well, no, I had to make an article and it's pinned to the top there. And so every time I do one of these shows, I just add it to it. And so you'll see the Thursday, 2024 shows, the Thursday, 2025 shows, then the Friday, 2024 shows on Twitter. On Twitter. How do you get to that though? It's, it's pinned to the top. Oh, okay.

I'm hacking Malinac. All right, gotcha. All right. Hang on a second. Can I just, can I, can you just, and this is a character flaw, and I admit it openly, that I just can't let things go. Okay. So, so you, you, you trust the internet instead of your friend, right? And it might be a presumptive to think that you think of me as your friend.

So you put Google above me. Has the chat passed. And that's, if the check Twitter is good, my math sucks going in. I'm an underdog on this. Okay. How many days are left in October?

Brad Stags, I'll wait. Fourteen. After today, how many are left? Fourteen. 17 plus 14 is 31. 14, 14, right?

How many days are in November, Brad Stags? Is it 30? Is it 30?

Yes, it is. What do we have to 44 days? How many days before Christmas in the month of December? 24 days, right?

Now add that together. What do you get? What do you get? What do you get?

Is it full days or I mean like, I said after today. So it's, do I want a good 69 joke on my live stream? Of course I do.

But I also want accuracy because Grock is listening and he's judging everything we say. I prefer 68. Oh my gosh.

I call it Grock. But 68 is far better and you know why. I don't want to know why.

68 is where you do me and I owe you one. Well, it's been a fun show today. You're welcome.

And that's, I think we're going to wrap things early. By do me, I meant like my toenails. Hey, don't you have a doctor that joins you on the Daily Mojo? What's her, what's her name? What's her deal? Oh, oh, I'm glad you mentioned that because because I'm like, You think she's ever done a surgery where like junior men's landed in the patient's body or anything like that? Yeah, that's a really excellent question.

And I think that at some point we should. You got to ask her. You got to say, hey, Dr. Dr. Stella, Stella, she was the one. She was the doctor during the rona that they swore up and down was prescribing everybody horse paste. The CNN accused her of being the most prolific prescriber of Ivermectin during the rona.

That's not like CNN was racist to me. I think so too. She and Dr. Stella is a mate. She's so smart. She's one of those people who talks 8000 miles a minute and you know, like, like throwing facts at you and you have to like, Okay, doc, slow down because I can't keep up with you. Anyway, she has this stuff called a covee to spray. And if you if you go to Stella's mojo.com, see, we worked like an almost sponsorship, but it's not really a sponsorship. It's just more of a, Hey, this is a life hack for you. But if you if you go to Stella's mojo and you get the covee to spray because if you're if you're in close proximity to a bunch of people, one of them is going to have this Meg. Am I right? Somebody's going to have this Meg and you want to be able to You're not in your mouth.

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It keeps the schnizz at arms length. Dang bro. You don't want this.

You don't want this. You can get the schnizz any closer than arms length. And then don't even get me started on the schmutz.

This this is we do have the schnizz of the schmutz. I see it's a tough question. If you just get the if you get the covee to spray and and you mentioned the daily mojo in the in the promo code box there that you get you get a little discount. So it's the way. Stella's mojo.com. Stella's mojo.com. See, it's a way of in the code is daily mojo. It's a daily mojo. Yeah, it's there's a code.

No schnizz says non compliant free thinker. I keep that kind of stuff on hand because you need to have it. It's got to look. I'm not a doctor. This isn't medical advice.

And just forget about just COVID. Just think of just all the other snids miracle. Yeah, the schnizz in the schnaz and the in the show. Get the schnizz in your schnaz because I just he won guru.

We have to talk real quick because your your avatar there. It makes me pine for my high school days and I can't see what it is. Well, that looks like a CB like a like a mobile CB radio that you would keep in your 87 Honda core driving around Cobb County, Georgia, chatting it up with other rednecks out there and ham radio.

Like a one night. It's a ham radio. Well, it looks like a cobra that was in the same thing. It's all radio waves. We love radio. I know I've told this story before how when I first keep the microphone on the CB for the first time, probably a freshman in high school, I didn't have a handle and I just kind of was sitting there and I was looking around like my cassette tapes and little radio. And then I saw some Led Zeppelin stuff and I said, Oh, I'll be black dog. Yeah, probably not a good handle when you're talking to a bunch of racists on the CB radio.

You can imagine what they called me. That is wrong. It was wrong. It was wrong to call me inward pup repeatedly. And talk to me, Teddy bear.

What was the other? Oh, Jerry Reed. That makes me think of Jerry Reed.

He's bound down. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which we can't play because you can't play. This is how YouTube works.

I can't tell you how many times Wes and I get these alerts. You can't monetize this video because you play two seconds of a trombone player farting at a concert in Denver, Colorado in 1988. Oh, right. I don't know what the there is. There is like you can play like eight bar or something. There is a there is a limit. There is a there is a definable limit.

Yeah, there is a rule, but I don't know what it is. You know what? This is a good question, Jonathan. Where's Grimace?

You know what? I took Grimace down to the kitchen to watch that class before today's live stream and I left his dirty ass down there. I didn't bring back up.

He dirty ass. But when it was about. Oh, good call.

Good call. I mean, I could just drink straight from the bottle, but I've got to pace myself today because I still have to. I'm dirty when you say that right after Grimace. I still have to mow the lawn and then I have to watch football. And so I'm going to start later though.

I assure you. So that's where Grimace is down to. Without the Grimace.

Without the Grimace. So I had a story last week and we kind of glossed over it and it's no big deal. But I just wanted to revisit it because it's a little bit off putting and the person who wrote this article, they were just kind of hypothesizing, which is fine. But I don't like planting seeds into the minds of government officials. And so I mean, the headline was how much would every American get if $1.7 trillion and forgotten 401ks was distributed equally?

I don't even like these exercises. They say it'd be $5,000 per person. But why are we even talking about other people's money like this? But that is a good question though.

What happens to money that's sitting in 401ks that never get, they're just sitting there forever making money for. There was somebody, it was California. I think I heard on Jeff Fisher's show that he doesn't, whatever.

Anyway, it was California was trying to introduce legislation that would, if a 401k was untouched for like a year and a half, the money would go to the state. Wait, wait, hold on a second. Is this person still living? Is this person's kid still living? Well, that's just it. It may have been longer than a year and a half. Now that's a crypto thing that they just passed in California.

Maybe that's what I'm thinking of. It was three years. They did pass it? I'm 99% sure that passed.

And so help me. If people are looking at that as their retirement, they're not going to touch it. It's going to sit there and grow.

If I don't deposit something or take something out, you're going to tell me that you're going to buy law confiscate that screw you, California. Yeah, they did. Four days ago, they approved it. So how is it though? A serious question. How is it that California knows that that even exists? Like if I open up an account, I didn't go to the state of Texas. I didn't call up the governor's office in Austin and say, by the way, I have this crypto wallet I want you all to know about.

Oh, by the way, I have this coin based account you should know about. Like I'm trying to figure out like how they even know about it. They spy on you.

That's fair. They do illegal stuff and they spy on you. Hold on a second. Not my government.

Not my president. Wait, isn't that that reminded me of the no king thing this weekend? Oh yeah, you're going to that right now. Oh, are you? I mean, I'm going to put my costume on and go. I just, you know, Hold on, time out. We have to explore this. Well, I got to know. I actually shouldn't ask. What's your costume?

I'm not telling you because then you'll know who to look for when you see the video. You'll copy me. Yeah, yeah, that's what you'll do. You'll copy me.

And as soon as I think of something really clever, I'm going to tell you what the costume is. Now I see Wisconsin Jackals comment taxes. Yes, that's true. Taxes what?

I guess if you fuck. Oh, good citizens are supposed to tell the government about the crypto accounts. So if in theory you had one if right, then of course you would tell the proper authorities of your crypto account.

But if you have it through a crypto service, the government knows about it anyway because you have to give your your social or your tax ID. Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm catching up with these comments 401k has been a fisheries. Yes. Yeah, unclean property page. Yeah, yeah. But see in Texas though, Wisconsin Jackal, where we don't pay income taxes, they they stick it to us in other ways. And then like protection. Sorry.

But it's a great state of Texas. You got you don't you don't file your income through the so wait till the federal government. Man, I tell you what, man, I got a video to play later. Central Bank digital currency. Good Lord. We are so stupid collectively.

Hold on. As humans, what I may have I may have gotten this ass back because the boy this you find some money. Did you know I'm the crypto goes into a mending the state's unclaimed property law to include. Wait a second on Monday California governor of governor Gavin Newsom signed assembly bill 1052 into law because it's the way this is where it almost sounds like they did a good thing and help us but that can't because it's California and it's the way it sounds like they did a good thing. And then the state's going to take control of it. But they're just doing it.

They're doing it so that they can preserve it so that when you do finally get the state's money, they're going to take control of it. I don't want to say touching anything of mine at all. Nothing, nothing, not even that.

I don't want to touching anything because as soon as they do, you get a disease. That's as well said. I mean that's just kind of an updated version of anything the government touches it breaks or I'm the government I'm here to help. I'm from the government I'm here to help you get right.

Yeah, the one. Okay, I love this video. I don't know if it's staged.

I don't care if it's staged. It's awesome. She's speaking some language on the phone here. So I'm sure it's an important conversation. But here we go.

There's a couple and it's the cooking dinner. Oh, yeah. Now obviously it's going to be staged since there's a camera there Keith, but but still it's funny. Okay, she just dumped salt in the pot. Oh no. I got her loosened up now.

Sit it on top. I give you some salt in this, honey. Okay. Okay. That's some salt in this. Haha.

Nice job. Yeah, I'll just slap the dog shit out of him. That would have been funny.

I mean, it's brilliant, but there's not a chance in hell that they can't just randomly caught. Why did she okay that? Why did she want him to do that? So she could blame him for ruining the soup. Oh, because see, she ruined it here. I got you.

All right. And then she sets him up and makes it look like he did it. Apparently I'm not devious enough. That was a woman.

That's not true. After all, I mean, are women not more devious than men? I mean, it depends, right?

Does it? Hey, I did an experiment similar to this. We went home for Christmas break for a couple of weeks.

Pat Gray unleashed a couple of years ago, and I was trying to see what the, I forgot what prompted this, but I was trying to get the bread to mold and what have you, and it didn't mold at all. So I know exactly what this lady's going. Okay.

It's creepy, man. The expiration date is May 15th, 2024, but this video dated 1025. So we're a year and a half removed. Let me tell you what's going on with this.

What's going on? I bought this bread last year, right? Yeah. And I'm so used to, I'm old school, by the way.

I was born in the 70s. Okay. Now I take offense to that. I think I'm old school. I was born in the 70s.

Damn it. Are we old now? We're old. 70s is old now, huh? Yeah. 70s was a long time ago. But now, now I'm pissed at this video. Like, I don't care what you shot real anyway. So I'm used to when I get bread, my grandma would get bread.

Yeah. It would be expired. And sometimes before it was expired, you would see some mold on it or something like that.

You know what I mean? But definitely by the expiration date, you would see a little mold on it. Yeah. So the expiration date came. When was the last time you saw mold on bread, Brad? It's not that long ago.

I mean, Good, good, good. In the expiration date. It was Nature's Owl. Yeah, it was who? Oh yeah, just like this one? That kind of bread, yeah.

Yeah, okay. I mean, this is exactly what I eat, this butter bread from Nature's Own. It's good, but it's good bread. I know. I know, and Carrie's always getting that wheat shit. No, butter bread.

Well, it's still kind of soft. So maybe they got the expiration date wrong, but I'm just going to leave it here just to see what happens. Yeah. Well, I left it there. Uh-huh.

Now, first of all, anybody watching, do you got a place in your house where you can just leave bread for a year and a half and be like, oh, that's not in the way. I'm just saying. Okay. April, May, well May, okay.

Then June came around. I'm like, okay, I don't see no mold. So let me see how long I can keep this bread before I see mold. Uh-huh.

All right. Put it on the shelf. Look every single month, I would take it down off the top of the shelf and say, let me see if it's molded. No, it hasn't molded. Guys, we are coming up on a year and a half.

Okay. May 15th, 2024 is when this bread expired. Spired. There is no mold on this bread. I kept it just like this so I could see. Okay. So, okay. So it was a year, but then it went viral.

And so then that's her accent makes me smile. Oh, expired. But that was a double negative though.

If you technically, if you don't see no mold, you've seen mold. Thank you. Somebody had to say, I, you're welcome. I'd, I, I, accents are fun.

I'm just going to, can, and the reason I say that is because this morning we did, we did a, we did a story on the, did you know they're putting a tunnel in in Nashville? Sorry. I'm the boring part out at work here. Go ahead. I'm listening. Someone got fired at work.

No, I had to put a fire out at work and I just, that's why I was really looking down and typing an email. Okay. So, they're putting a tunnel in Nashville. They're going to cry because, because before you tell your story, anytime you hear the phrase, the government is putting in a tunnel, which is not the government. Okay. Well, I guess it would have to be because if, I mean, it could be the local government, but it's the boring company. It's, it's Elon Musk's company.

Okay. Because, because whenever I hear a tunnel was being put in, I think of a tunnel in Charleston, South Carolina that they wanted, I think ducks to go under and this busy road with them. The dumb ducks don't know.

Right. They're supposed to go a turtle tunnel. I think that's what they call it. A turtle tunnel.

Oh my gosh, the turtles. Holy. They did that in California too. They put the thing over the. So anyway, the animals don't think, oh, shout out to the, to the humans.

Thanks for the tunnel. No, they're just right. They like the challenge like Frogger, but go ahead. Yeah.

No. And the, so in Nashville, I mean, the fact that they're even trying to put a tunnel in from downtown to the airport is admirable since, you know, Tennessee is known as Rocky Top, which means that there's a lot of rock underneath the ground. I mean, it's Rocky Top. And I thought, man, how are they going to put a tunnel from downtown Nashville in to the airport?

Because that's a long, it's a long, it's a reasonably long way to tunnel. And so they did a report on, on channel, if I just kind of an update and the, and the reporter had a funny accent. I mean, well, funny, no, he just had an accent.

Oh, okay. And maybe you can identify what part of the country the reporter is from. Details about how construction is moving along for the music city loop. That of course is the underground tunnel, which would connect downtown Nashville out to the airport. Eric Pointer is live at the boring company's launch site along Rosa Parks Avenue. So Eric, what are you seeing out there? Yes, so then they've made a lot of updates and progress since I was last here telling you about the project.

We can see there's several office buildings and there's a lot more equipment out here than there was last time. Where is he from? Where is that accent? It's he from the meatpacking district.

You know, it could be. Now they've created an online blog to provide updates and I've been just coming through and reviewing that all morning long. And so here's what I'm learning.

The company now says that 20 stations or I think it might be them. You're right. Well, no, actually the meatpacking, it's a district more, but is that up north or is that down south? It's down south. That's where the tunnel goes. Thank you. Oh, and we did remind you, they do need to replace the batteries in your mic packs because they sure there are conversations focused on the subway in nearby areas.

The battery sucks. It says that this hole behind me is an exploratory pit. It's an exploratory hole. The hole behind the reporter is an exploratory pit for who? Mint to check out the geology of the area. Look, they just want to check out the geology of the area in the hole behind him.

But if he is, and again, I do, I love acts. I think you're right. I could not place it. I think it is the, it's the, it's the meatpacking district. It's anyway, they, there's a, so they dug a hole. That's, that's all. Yeah. It's a right next door to old Hickory. I don't know, but it was a way to just move on.

Rocky Top, you'll always be the place where, where cousins marry. Hey, you sent a video last week that I was unable to play because I think we spent too much time talking about Norwegian Norx. Is that possible to spend too much time? Update, Grock, how are we doing? Grock, Grock, tell us, is this how we do it? This is good shit, right?

Are we, are we living up to your standards, Grock? Cause I, Look at this video. I don't know how much of this we want to play, but it, it is one of those videos that is simultaneously incredibly cool and incredibly terrifying. How many robots does it take to run a grocery store? That's a lot of it. That's a lot. I remember this.

I don't remember where. So you were drunk when you sent it to me. No, no, cause I don't, I can't remember if I was with you or my other boyfriend. Yeah. Uh-huh.

I mean, where's the audio? I hate Facebook. No, it's Instagram. Instagram is the same way. It's like you pause and where the hell is the, I mean, honestly, I, you know what, watching videos on websites like Facebook or Instagram where they mute automatically and then I struggle scrolling around looking for the damn speaker control.

It makes me feel 30 years older instantly. Right, right click. It'll give you the controls.

Why is it that every time I press play on this, it's automatically muting? I know. Instagram does the same thing. Oh, shit. I'm getting angry. I'm fucking, I'm about, I'm done with this shit. You see what's happening, right?

Yes, I do. Instagram does that every time. But what, what is triggering it to mute it?

Like I would say yes, pot it up and then I go over here and I press play and it says, oh my gosh, what the? Oh, that's, this is not working now. It's not working.

It's not worth it. It makes me insane. It makes me have to, I have to hit the play button. Holy crap, we're done with this fucking video. I'm done. I'm done.

See what you have to do is you hit me here. I don't care what it says. I don't care what it's telling me. I'm done.

It robots and groceries and all that stuff. We're good. We're done. I don't care.

We're done. Hey, you want to try and send me Twitter links, bro. Don't send me crap from these, these, these Facebook crap, man. You want to see something fun?

What? This is fun. I think we should do this. Okay. Let me see.

What do we get? I think we should do this. All right. Let's see.

It's too shallow. Go, go, go, go, go. These would, they have a, a YouTube channel. I think it's called Goon Squad where they restore cars.

They bought three T-MU jet boats. Are you singing? Before this video gets started, guys, we're going to do something we've never done before. And with our, how much is it? He's going to get a seat at this insane, just filled up.

We've never done before. He, the T-MU, and I've looked for them online, but he, in a second, I think. Definitely check out Goonspot.com. Check out all the official rules. It is good luck. They're funny. First thing you're going to do when you get this. Just bear with me here. I'm sorry.

I'm just, I'm, I'm living. Are you still, are you still pissed off at the volume? I am still angry about the damn video, bro. I am. I can't, I can't get over this.

It's a, it's a problem, obviously with the brain. No, it's not because I, I share you from the video. I feel defeated, man. I let it win. I closed the tab and I moved on with my life. I didn't outsmart it. It outsmarted me and I'm angry because Facebook got the click and I didn't get the enjoyment of sharing this wild technology of this grocery store, the future with the audience. And now I'm just over here stewing about it. Hey, shout out again, Grock. How are we doing? Grock, I'm mocking your competitor Facebook. I should get bonus points for this one. All right.

Tell me about the Teeboos speed book before I leave a freaking mind. Little bit instead of always working like we typically do, we want to have some fun. And we got three craves of fun right here. Straight up from TV like that forklift. Dude, you're going to change our lives.

That's the best deal ever. You see that day. Pause it, pause it, pause it, pause it. Just time out.

The Pat Gray audience knows that Pat has really been hung up on the important and the button and the Clinton thing later. Everybody hates it. Everybody hates it, but he has made it a jihad here for him. Anyway, I can't stand the rewind this about 10 seconds, please. I can't stand the rogue H's that show up between the S in the damn T. Straight, not straight. Oh, no, it's straight.

It's straight. The struggle is real. The struggle is real.

No. The struggle is real. We want to have some fun. And we got three craves of fun right here. You're straight up from TV like that.

It's straight. You can change our lives. That's the best. By the way, put a counter on dude. Drink a shot. Drink a shot every time somebody says.

I thought the more lawn man. You will ever use. Hold on. Let me get the counter thing ready here. Hang on. Let me get this right here.

Take this right here. Okay. We're doing it. I already hit him with two.

So we're already done two. How long is this video? We can jump around.

It can be as long or as short as you want it to be. Go ahead. Okay.

So let's run this for two minutes. You've seen this video. Roughly thinking, you didn't do a real count yet. Have you? No. We've not done a real count.

So we're going to set the over under at, hell I don't know how to do this since you've already seen the video. Well, I don't know. But I can just tell you there's a lot. I don't know how many. Okay.

So let's set it at 10.5. You'll get there in no time. Okay. Two minute mark. Okay.

So we're at two already. Okay. Go ahead.

I do it every day and we've seen pictures of the electric jet boats. Dude, I was like, dude, these are perfect. Yeah. And they were a pretty dang good deal. So hopefully we didn't get ripped off.

I say we cracked this stuff open and see what we got. Pause it. Pause it. Did he just do a dude there? There were two in a row. Yeah.

But then I started talking like a dumbass and then I think I stepped on a dude. Okay. Hold on. Here's my question.

You can tell me if you know who was on that one. No, I don't know. I'm just going to tell you the question. We have one person on the ship. So, I'm not going to let you get out of that one at all.

I'm not going to let you get out of that one. Right? All right. That's good. One. All right. All right. We were at the two minute mark.

I thought that was a little bit of a situation. Let's do it. They're pretty heavy dude.

Yeah, they are About too crazy heavy because then they're gonna be strangers. How are we gonna get these two? There was a dude in there. We have to build many e-mood trailers The amount of time that we have to wait for this Six months half a year I see something. I see blue dude.

We got three different colors dude. How much time is left till the two-minute mark of the video? Till that we just technically that just just hit the two-minute mark of the video But and because we can fast we got the under it was only nine dudes Yeah, so I won you won you saw I won already I already yes, I already I mean and it's when they Did you hear how much they cost for three of them with shipping three three these jet boats were 10 grand? With shipping on team move and when you see them you can will fast forward we'll check forward when you see them on the Because I don't even go on a river they go on a creek like a like a Cath high creek Okay Can you just can you fast forward to the creek there?

Okay, so I can't take any more Do you don't like the dudes? All right, so they get them out they get them down here to the to the water and you can see the And wait until you see how these things look like it looks like a dwarf on river It does I mean I'm thinking if you have to stop fast you are you're you're gonna die Dude because that thing is jet boats They're floating they're halfway floating because we're kind of just on the bank. Yeah, we gotta sink in. We'll see what happens here We got a nice little creek here Let's take off. Let's see what these things can do I You and I live very close to each other Where the hell are we gonna there's a bunch of creeks down here and this thing is like seriously It's like a foot deep and that's how fast they're going Does that almost like a kick in the ass And there's we talk about Now you can tell me on this I'm telling you this looks like more fun Hang on a second.

Hold on. There's a there is a lake not far from here now. I think you could do it on the lake, but I mean I But again, if you if you had to stop really fast, I mean look at all the sharp edges I would actually consider wearing a helmet Because yeah, those things are moving too. They're they're doing like 40 miles an hour. So when we get them That's a surprise go look in your driveway right now. They just arrived key That's where we this is and this will edit the video and then we'll do the All right, we're we're done we're done slicing in all the fun we had out there. Yeah, here we go Three hold on a second. I gotta I've been I bet on I gotta mess up my hair there I need a Man, right?

Oh, that was a bad man. I have never Getting wet that was Wet and chilly. Don't forget it was wet and chilly. It was wet and chilly And boy was that fun through my shirt. It was so amazing and we did all that for That brad. Yeah, happy birthday. Thank you happy birthday and you get in here.

Oh look at this I piece of trash fell into trash. It was amazing. What a great time we had out there Oh, I look forward to doing that again soon, bro I could use them to zip around the city.

I bet those are flying Chicago gutter water But so hey, can I just say that um my apologies? A week ago, uh, we did this show it was october 10th And that was the anniversary of october 10th 732 ad And that was when the charles charles martel charles the hammer martel Saved western civilization Um from the invading islamic forces Trying to take over europe. There's a hammer. Look at that guy. Look at that.

Look at those crazy eyes That guy was like don't f with me. Yeah, muslim invader. I'm gonna he stole ford hammer He's worth those hammer and and and it saved western civilization and of course, we're now handing it over I was gonna say yeah, it's and then we're so sorry charles. Um, it's for your sacrifice and and in fact, I did warn Rebecca who couldn't join us today. I said, I know you have a lot to say about this guy coming up on the friday live stream And and she reminded me that they've repelled the muslim invaders twice in europe. Um, you got the ottoman imp the um The ottoman empire went to um Gosh, I read a great book on it too. Uh the gates of uh, it obviously stuck Yeah, the austria the place in austria, you know And then they were fighting if you read that I gotta find this book. It's a great book. They were fighting in tunnels underneath Uh, the the city there See tunnels the tunnels came back around and so um, and so I know she was looking forward to talking because she's always Enjoyed talking about repelling muslim invaders in europe and so unfortunately, she enjoys today Anyway, he asked you know, I mean, I'm not gonna say she's lazy, but it was the uh The anniversary of the battle of tours in france where charles martel got a bunch of european kings um to to Repel the uh Further survival and for ours quite frankly Um, hey, why does that name sound familiar not just because of that martel?

I don't know Make him make the crusades great again says db kudder Oh um Um, vienna vienna the gates of vienna. That's right. That's what it was. Well, I always had vienna so That's that's where that uh, so I think i think europe is well overdue for another Well, don't encourage me so, um It what was it they just because I was just I mentioned that we should mention that because I mentioned muslim muslim forces destroying christian step remember in uh the last crusade in in indiana jones and the big uh And it I know that was a that was a documentary but the the uh in the side of the mountain all of those carvings all of those statues all of those monuments that were destroyed by the taliban and afghan Yes, yeah, but was that but it wasn't afghanistan was it?

Yeah, it was afghanistan the taliban took over and this was just before 9 11 in fact um, they destroyed the buddhist uh Stuff that was still left in the country from ancient times Yeah, and which were omitted. Yeah, that's right here. Um Wait, you got something on your screen there or something? No, because I apparently I just disappeared my sharing.

I think it was stopped That's how well you can no longer share That's weird. I'm sorry. I can't get over that boat ride. We just took man.

I I know right and I mean I think that was the best Uh money that we have ever Hell of a field trip which by the way you and I were gonna do a field trip for tomorrow But then Keith went and changed his mind because you can't do it um So we're gonna still do the rain is a million degrees of rain and of rain And you can't do that. Oh, yeah, here's the here's that image that uh, uh, if you can see that or not that that's here Yeah, I remember that. Yeah, so they destroyed back. Uh, you know back then they blew them up. They blew them up Yep, I mean those and those were I mean amazing Amazing statues carved how How did they make those statues? Uh aliens helped them I'm not saying it was aliens.

I'm just saying they didn't make those with copper chisels and rocks But that's just me. What do I I want to show you this, you know how everything on the internet is real, right? We've established that horse. It's real.

Okay, so hang on I'm Pissed about that grocery video. I'm not playing So right here you see this this is from the London Games in 2012 And it says they told us this Olympic ceremony was a tribute to the national health service Did they I don't know you might want to anyway It says it's really a satanic ritual where they told us what they were about to do. They mock us publicly Most are too deceived to see clearly Well, I just I just want want to point out that this is actually This is the London Games 2012 That's not the grim reaper with a with a a needle as they're suggesting That's a Voldemort with a magic wand there and then that's harry potter down in his bed sleeping It's not a hospital bed. See so what they're saying is they want you to know that this is actually The grim reaper coming with a needle to kill a kid in his bed But no, it's Voldemort with a magic wand and then harry potter. Okay Didn't we just also have that discussion about the uh, the gothard tunnel ceremony?

Remember that? Yeah, no that was creeptacular. There's no getting around the the No, that was just there was a tribute to folklore is a very safety. It was like, wow, dare you it was a tribute to local folklore Um, these are not the droids you're looking for Now now this right here is the 1992 Barcelona Olympics and so somebody has now theorized that that they were um warning us about covid So here's this right here You that you know that guy That's a that's a covid ball with a little space. That is a covid ball. I have a covid Look at that See this see this it's They're telling us that in in 30 years They're gonna release And you we didn't see it coming And now look at this see this you keep watching now these little covid spiky things and then before you know it Watch this Oh See it's a hydrosel you see that see those things sticking up there. I thought those were selling used cars Yeah in cell phone plans from thank you So I know what you didn't know Yeah, it couldn't be a sea monster No, no, it couldn't be a sea monster attacking a ship No So Anyway, but everything on the internet's real, you know this it is okay Making sure you know that I do know I love it with conspiracy, but I keep the rona.

I'm not gonna invent them here. What I keep the rona close Well, that's why you have dr. Stella I do exactly at cello's mojo.com if you use the promo code daily mojo, you're gonna switch the sniz either keep away the schmutz You so you spritz the Yeah It's you have to because otherwise you don't want the schniz in your in your schmackin um did uh left found the oh he found the uh the the The world's smallest jet boat the havers smackin But I uh it's a max load of 140 kilograms Right, I mean we all know how much of a kilogram right? I mean I just I don't think I have to explain to you how many pounds a kilogram is I am lost, you know because hey, did you hear about that guy who? uh is taken over that uh west texas loving county And um, you know what I'm talking about. He's moving a bunch of people out there to live on this cheap Property so so the way the story is that loving county has less than 100 people in it And so he has bought a couple of five acre plots have people come out there and live in rvs and whatnot on it and register to vote And um and apparently they have a lot of money there because of the oil that they sit on And this guy's probably going to run for office and and win easily because it doesn't take much to win a local election out there I think it's a genius plan. I don't know anything about this guy. I don't know what he wants to do out there But I'm kind of pissed that I didn't think of this I'd love to take over a county man. Just like me county commissioner Judge or whatever the hell they need out there According to the texan a judge has granted temporary order blocking loving county resettlement scheme You know that's that's contacts that is suing him because I guess uh like the waste management isn't isn't all proper and whatnot and uh, can I just say that uh This senate race is going to be interesting between him and cornyn and westley hunt so uh But cornyn such a swell guy swell guy uh paxton, of course is uh is clean as they come lily white as the snow Um, but then there's this westley hunt guy. I think that's you know, like you don't like paxton Uh, I'm right now of the three i'm voting for uh, westley hunt myself, but that's just me I'm just handing a vote over to Cornyn if you did that, I don't know let's see. He's already polling.

Uh pretty high there. There's a three It is a three-way race brother Uh, i'm telling you right now, which only it's not nearly as much fun as it sounds like um Who's that that that polling booth is gonna get crowded mighty quickly see and that's the other Who was it this morning said on uh in the chat that um Uh, we don't have free and fair elections anymore Oh, that's and yeah, it's funny that we think we do But that's scary. That's when that's when the struggle is real and things give you start to get really frightening Is because as soon as you don't believe that you will have free and fair elections in a country That's when chaos ensues And uh, it's not good for anybody.

That's that's why for four years We we said hey never again And and we overwhelmed the system in 2024 with legitimate votes to override the fake votes Which by the way, we're gonna get an update on the thursday deep dive on november 6 when jovan politzer Tells us uh, how things are looking as far as voter integrity here. So that's a thanks for the helpful teas But i'll tell you one thing you're welcome. That's what i'm here. I'll tell you what you mix in a a rogue h again between an s and a t in a word You do that again.

I'm organic. We're gonna suspend you sir Are you saying that the schmecken uh and because tobey uh shoulder schmecken I'm sorry for three magic bed. I'd said right there. You have to put the uh, you have to put the h with the s When you uh, if you're gonna sell your schmecken So you'll be told we don't encourage him. He did he sold his schmecken for three magic beans Wasn't that your nickname in through magic bean was that was that and i think it is somebody else?

I think I am Um pretty pretty sure I am Uh, wisconsin jackhold. They went boating cara. Yeah, I think we went boating vote vote How could you have missed the whole thing?

I was going boating. Yeah, you missed that we spliced it in and everything I mean Brad went through the the trouble of editing it and you can't even Give him tell it's magic. It is like magic. It's now wind in my hair, bro. I just right Hey, grog, how we doing?

grog, you liking us grog, um, let me play this for you. I mentioned the cbdc Uh situation there that uh, I don't care for and uh, here's our reality any day It didn't go broke they honestly this would be exactly what the harris administration would be pushing hot and heavy right now If they had stole a one-day election in 24 got deleted. All right, this is china In china tens of thousands of young people are suddenly homeless not because of money But because the system erased them imagine a society where everything you do everything you say And feel good story to get you into your weekend. Everything you buy is controlled and evaluated by the authorities This is what the chinese communist party calls social credit by using the mechanism of social credit This guy he loves it. Listen to this this little punk ass it will be able to establish a black list of people And create a system of punishment that will be based on a scientific theory These punishments will serve as a whip to rebuild moral values Our society needs it the country's social credit system decides who's trustworthy But if you're blacklisted this game over your wechat pay stops working You can't receive your salary can't buy food can't even book a train ticket It's like being alive, but digitally Many are now sleeping in the streets cut off from everything jobs housing even communication all because one app one algorithm Decided they don't belong. It's not science fiction in china. It's a reality Then there's the public shaming photo galleries of blacklisted citizens There's even an app that shows who around you is in debt.

They're not criminals They didn't steal cheat or harm anyone. They just fell too low on a score And vanish from the digital world critics say it's a glimpse into the future where technology doesn't just track your life It controls it. So ask yourself if your entire life depended on your digital reputation How long before you get deleted?

Hey grok one day you might be put in charge of this social credit thing. Please remember us is that Everything on the internet's real brad it is real. I know that uh, but how do I know you got that from the internet? You're right. I was out editing it myself.

Thank you uh, you know that that comes from uh That's a super swimming in a 2019. There's a story about that on The business insider and who doesn't love the business insider? Well, well that guy was saying it like it was coming and we know it came and then Brad and so it it's a problem. I wasn't gonna say anything.

Oh, that's why I love you. Uh, No, it's uh, but it's what china reportedly made an app to show people if they're standing near someone in debt It has 2019 remember in 2019. We saw the people falling down in the street too in china Do you remember that when they were like and they were like jump like having convulsions in the in the street and yeah That was the coven that'll make was it that'll make you roll around and and Do all sorts of high jinks. We never saw anybody. Did we see people did that happen here? Because I don't I guarantee you what happened was government says look if if you do a good enough acting job We'll give you 20 more points on your social credit score here and and a free jet boat and a free jet boat How do you turn down a jet boat? I that's that's what i'm saying is it if they throw in the jet boat I mean, I mean Look, look, I feel that it's very important to make sure that we um, keep abreast of the Uh, uh, cbdc situation and the and or two right you say cbdc and that you you're gonna have to clarify because bank digital currency The gear bear has done a couple of shows with me when one of them where you spend a lot of time It's pinned to the top here talking about the future digital currency And uh, it just always feels like we are one election away from fill in the blank But that one for sure feels we are right on the cusp of another marxist regime ushering something like that and where they control because look what's happening in britain right now Because a lot of the stuff that happens in britain in europe ends up here Uh in no time and so watch what they're doing over there kirstarmer and then the parliament over there have vowed To give them a digital id In britain, but we take their ass a couple of times in wars.

So we should be okay, right? I know what i'm saying is the people in this country are going to look at that and go Hey, that's awesome. Let's do it here or when it fails. They'll say, oh, we'll do it better here just like communism So when do we finally just uh, uh Spank these people and i mean i mean the dumb ones because we are if you look around we are surrounded by stupid I know and and and if and if people don't think That our society and by that i mean the united states of america Isn't going to fall for the same kind of bullshit again when it comes to something like covid We're we're fooling ourselves. I mean you work with these people you you see these people at walmart You know they're in your families and they haven't given up they have any but what i'm saying is the the stupid morons That uh are in our daily lives are gonna Absolutely be all for this The convenience of it all it is mind-boggling it it and it's it's so It's still frustrating. It's tough though because i personally have been in the past and How cool would it be to walk into quick trip and don't you go and you get your slurpee and you just take your wrist Right over the little thing It's the end.

I mean it's the no that would be so simple Why why do the red we're gonna lose you to the dark side aren't we why do the dicks have to screw it up If that wasn't for the dicks out there, we could have such cool fun stuff We could have the boop as you walk in you just kind of like at the airport the was at the amazon little stores where you don't How did that ever work out? There's still one at the airport. Uh, there's one at lovefield. Is there really?

Oh, yeah, yes, there is absolutely You're right. You put stuff in a bag and all you do is walk out I walk by that and I think But see it's cool and it would be very handy and it's because of the dicks that we can't do understand that when we go cashless That there's not i mean the government knows Everything everything that you purchase Gone are your five dollar bills from grandma and your birthday card. I mean Everything changes and and this is where This is this is where we have abused Our monetary system to the point where we have devalued our currency that used to be based off of gold to the point where we're just ones and zeros and and now it's all about control and when you have a government the more Services you allow the government to provide the more Opportunities for them justifying their control over your life and your money they have case in point health and sure health care Oh, look man.

We're in charge of your health care. So uh, hey fatso Which put them twinkies We're not gonna let you buy those twinkies because we saw what your uh, what your weight was at your last checkup Right. I mean bro. Well bad can we uh and Stuntbrain sent this to me and I don't know if you see this is if you do this you can You can have the twinkies Hi y'all i'm pamela tepkin and you're about to do pamela tepkin's halloween workout This is alan.

All right, come on. Shake off the skittles. Shake off the races. Shake off those candy cones Now rather witches broom Rather witches broom Rather witches broom Witches broom Squash Satan kick him in the crotch squash I can't even look squash Satan kick him in the crotch kick that satan in the crotch Don't it's to the left Thank you. Don't it's to the left Don't it's to the right Break it down I'm a scarecrow doing the robot break it down. I can't I'm a scarecrow doing the robot I can't i'm looking for the right ball Right on mochi I mean she now and that's uh, I'm told that that's several years old now. Okay, uh, sorry I'm gonna put balls back in the box and somebody did say that the guy in the back has his costume on backward I don't know if that's true or not. How would you know?

How would you know? I mean, oh, yeah, he does. Yeah, he does. Are you sure? Yeah, I think that's a tail I don't think that's an anatomically correct dragon But you know what they say about dragons I don't know what I think you do I don't know I think I did all right.

How about I feel good before we get out of here because I've wanted to vomit every last few things We've put up here. Uh, oh, that's not what you're talking about. I'm sorry. No, um This is a uh, this is a couple young parents with their little baby kid here And uh, see they got a new sidewalk on front of their house Oh, so I hear you go Isn't this cute they want to put a little wet cement here I got that little baby toe prints little footprints Isn't that cute? so Don't What is it? Is it cute? It's cute. I mean Um, I've got a problem with this because why I think I've got this uh, ocd that says it needs to be smooth It needs to be beautiful Every time from that day forward when you walk out your front door Ha ha Damn bro.

Just put it in a corner A whole path Look This is I'm sorry. I said, I'm sorry. I apologize. I said, it's a feel-good moment. Look how cute this is a little baby Feet prints and stuff. It's so cute beat it forever. I'll be there forever it's I mean when he's 18 and and bringing or or it goes on on his first date.

He's gonna be like, hey, hey Hey, look at these are my feet down here. My mom and dad did that when I was a little I mean, I guess that beats uh, you know showing like naked pictures of your baby booty to your date You know, right? Right. Yeah, right. Are we getting back on those speed boats now?

I think yes. I'm ready. I've uh, they're all charged up and that's all Everyone have a uh Have a great um weekend. Uh, I hope you enjoy the cool weather where you are. Oh, I'm sorry You're watching from texas then never mind that uh, take it back. It's not that hot It's actually nice. I want I want I want cool air. I hate this crap. I'm sick of it And uh, I hope you all have a great weekend