Snowcrete, Sydney Sweeney, and the Illusion of Normal | 1/29/26
Keith Malinak (00:00.914)
Hey, hey, welcome to Thursday. Welcome to the deep dive. I got it. You know what? Let me I need to show you guys because and thank you for making time. This is at the Mike, the Thursday deep dive. I want to find the West is so good, man. He made us a he does the thumbnail. He does all the good stuff here and he made a video here and there's some pressure.
added pressure from this video. I'll tell you in a second, but here's here's this week's video that he made promotional video. Look at that.
Dallas. no, it's JFK! Stop, turn around!
Look at that!
Keith Malinak (00:54.766)
Barfley9 episode!
Keith Malinak (01:00.462)
So the pressure that I'm referring to is now I feel compelled to talk about the JFK assassination I hadn't planned to but I know Brad would always be game for that and Kelly probably as well. Hello kids!
Hey, Wes, cuz damn.
He gets paid in t-shirts.
He does it for the love of the game, Bradley.
I used to do that too.
Keith Malinak (01:24.888)
Same with you, same with you. No, seriously, I'm still glad you actually, I was gonna tell you. Look at this, look at this, look look this. I found your barcode or your QR code, see that? You gotta scan this so you can send money to Brad. And actually, Kelly, where is your QR code for?
I did!
Brad Staggs (01:46.796)
Cato Donner.
That's actually my tramp stamp.
I saved that for Friday.
Yours too, that's so weird.
Brian? Love that.
Brad Staggs (01:56.946)
I was the only one who
Mine actually has your thumbnail in the middle of it though.
Hold on. You're talking about the QR code, right? So anyway. Absolutely. Hang on. Give me, give me. I'll take that down. You guys take care. I'll be right back. But Brad just told me or just made it very clear that at second floor Dallas West on X and at Jeffy Apologist, Gabby on X, she runs the Instagram page. Those are two people coupled with these two people.
Give us a second Keith, please.
Brad Staggs (02:31.766)
Anyway, so yeah.
So hey, we're we're back. I owe the five of you, between you Brad, you Kelly, Wes, Gabby, Rebecca, I owe y'all more than I could ever, that you deserve, could never, I could never. Yeah, I know.
Turn the lights back on.
Brad Staggs (02:53.025)
you'll pay. One way or the other.
Feet Packs!
I'm so grateful for y'all and your time and your talent.
Ask gas or grass, no one rides for free.
I got him.
Keith Malinak (03:09.494)
Yeah, it got me good. If y'all I'm serious, I figure out a way to post on X, whether it's your QR code, or what have you, Venmo address, because these great individuals need to be compensated, but not
just called me a darkie.
She said, uh, too dark. I prefer being dark.
to do.
Kelly Smith (03:37.752)
I just tried to join the chat that like wants to link to my YouTube and it pulled up my work email and I was like, out, out, out, out, sorry.
Okay.
Because she's probably using a work computer, she's probably logged in.
Kelly Smith (03:57.358)
though.
So what's different there at your studio? It is dark.
I'm in the bar. I'm down at BJ's. The one of the bar. We have three. We have the splooting squirrel. We have the dirty turtle and BJ's.
the bar
Kelly Smith (04:14.124)
You're a dirty turtle.
I am. am. was, it was, well, those were some dark years, but.
I'm glad that your bubbles made it to the bar.
Yeah, you see this? first of all, look at this. It is a nasty asterisk. That right there is that's my timeline. is my childhood. Is the nasty asterisk.
So that's my last weekend.
Brad Staggs (04:43.308)
Was that?
look back here. is actually there is a bar in Dallas according to Wes called Lee Harvey's.
No shit.
I'll go look at that TV. That's like a retro TV in a 16 by 9 aspect ratio
Shut up. He works hard on these.
Brad Staggs (05:05.932)
That's funny. Y'all happy those damn CRT televisions are? God, they're heavy.
That is funny.
Keith Malinak (05:11.95)
There's the, uh, book, the book depository. Yeah. stuff, Wes. Excellent. Uh, hero Wes and now genius Gabby. She has a new nickname because she figured out something. Um, there is, I don't, I don't know how I went to, I'm trying to contact a possible future guest and the guy is unreachable and she figured out a way to crack the code on Instagram. I hesitate to say,
Is that the actual book?
Keith Malinak (05:41.538)
Hell, nobody watching this thing. So if you want to contact someone on Instagram, because they have to follow you if they haven't set up where you have to be reciprocal follows or whatever. She figured this out. This is so great. If you click on their story, and then at the bottom, a thing comes up where you can comment. turns out be a So that's how I. Nice job, yeah.
They'll straight to their DMs.
Really?
Robbie.
There's always a way there's always a code it's like I was telling you about the the Home Depot so which I brought in here too if you
Keith Malinak (06:17.582)
my gosh, tell everyone, you know what, hold on, save that.
I told the story this morning, but it's worth repeating because it's it's like it's a fun game.
So hold up what you just purchased for a million dollars.
Don't say it. Don't even say it. There's a million dollars.
Good it is
Keith Malinak (06:35.842)
But can I see?
you'll love it. Kelly, you'll do when I tell you about this, you'll like, wait, you'll throw down everything.
I'm coming.
Wait, hold on a second. You said it on your show, but you won't say it now? that?
No, no, no. Well, OK. Are they not different people? mean, there's different people in here right now. then so you don't want to.
Keith Malinak (06:51.906)
every day.
Keith Malinak (06:56.227)
I'm trying to give you a plug here. TheDailyMojo.com is where he does his daily show.
It says it right there.
Some people might be listening though, you know, it's also on Spotify.
Well, you know what they can they can wake up and smell the 2020s and get a video screen
So you're not going to tell us about the.
Brad Staggs (07:14.721)
I said, well, you said, wait.
Well, because, and let me tell you what, I...
What is it? Stay or go? What do I do? What do I do?
I told you to wait for selfish reasons because I'm actually going to do a money saving tips type show.
How cute!
Brad Staggs (07:30.158)
Well, I'm not going to wait like weeks because by then I'll forgotten.
I'll just steal it from you. won't even drag you along for that. No, seriously, tell us what you can do to save big time cash at Home Depot.
And it's a it's a hunt it's a like this like these uh, so and I don't even know how I discovered I remember how I discovered I was buying some landscape lights and I saw the ones that were on sale they've been marked down from my 50 to 5 bucks and I was like well, that's a good deal You know, even if I don't need them hell, it's $50 thing for 5 bucks I took one up there to the and I was checking out and I had some other stuff and I got to it and I was like
And it rang up as a penny. And I'm like, wait a second. And and the girl was standing there and I, I don't know why I decided to be Mr. Honest at that point. I Hey, I, know, rank up is a penny, but I, because I was expecting five bucks, which I would have been fine with. And she comes over and she's like, she's scanning it she's like, I don't know why it's in it. No, I don't. And she says, huh? No, yes, it's penny. All right, fine.
And so, the next day I came back and bought like 15 more at a penny. And so then I was in the, store yesterday and I found these and the secret is you find the little yellow sale tags. I started looking it up online and there are tick tock videos about how to do it. There's like a code, on the home Depot tags and people know this about this, apparently all over tick tock.
Keith Malinak (08:54.798)
did you figure that out?
Keith Malinak (09:07.618)
want to relive the last 50 years of my life now that I know this hack. What? Trick on how to get incredible merchandise at Home Depot for a penny. And by the way, you and I, we were on the phone yesterday and you told me this and I was driving by a Home Depot. you stop? I went in there and I was looking at every damn yellow tag there was. Ain't nothing that qualified. Explain how you get stuff.
If you so the yellow tags the sale tags if you look at the date There's a date on them that I guess they first went on sale and if that date is more than 90 days ago then In theory it drops to a penny And it's because they're supposed to pull them off and send them back But for whatever reason they haven't pulled them off and send them back. So if they're still on the shelf, they're still for sale and it should ring up as as a penny now
If I was listening right now, it works at Home Depot. That's son of a bitch. Why is he telling? And it but it's like, hey, if it's a pay, if it rings up a penny, it's a penny, right? And I saw a guy do it on some social media and he was a Kohler sink. And he's like, a penny. so it's a known thing.
makeup or skin care or shoes. What's the girl version of this?
Yep. Yep. If Home Depot sold those, man, we'd be stuck.
Brad Staggs (10:28.494)
I'm sure there is a version of that for probably everything because it's an inventory pack. You know that they're supposed to and it's just at this point, it's a game. It's like a treasure hunt. Even if do I need three of these? No.
Probably.
Keith Malinak (10:47.32)
Okay. Well, Gabby, this is an Instagram reel waiting to happen. This money saving tip at Home Depot. Look for the yellow tag and then if it's 90 days after it.
Yeah. And there's the other, and you can look them up on, like I said, Insta or Tik TOK. If the, if the sale price ends in Oh three or Oh six, that means it's 50 % off. And one of them means it's 25. One of them means it's 90. And there's like a, there's a cheat sheet online and like, just have to Google it. And it's amazing what you can find. Thanks to Google.
Can I see that light again?
The one in the box. Well, if anybody's interested, that is a hundred dollars right now. It's worth every penny of it.
Resell them.
Keith Malinak (11:34.51)
that's how our conversation even got started on this yesterday because I need I need I need them to attach to the side of the house so what do got there for I'll give you two pennies you'll double your
It's a
You know, if I did that a million times, I, yes. Well, I'd still only be what a hundred thousand dollars, right? But I have to do it a million times. I may have, I may have figured that out beforehand and just had the answer written down, but you know, that was Tmoo price. That's what you want. Yep. That's right. Tmoo price.
It doesn't
Brad?
Keith Malinak (12:06.68)
So everybody associated with this broadcast here, hell, probably most people in the chat too, had to deal with that winter storm. this was, I saw it described, and this is perfect. It wasn't snow. It was snowcrete, like concrete.
that is good description of it.
No Crete. I'm going to start using that.
It hurts on your ass too, I will tell you that. it was, I got all the way out to the truck and it, cause it looks like it looked like snow. it's yeah. Like you said, it's snow Creek and it's slippery as snot. And I hit that thing and it's like, all. Yeah. was
No.
Keith Malinak (12:34.67)
Did you fall down?
Kelly Smith (12:41.964)
Yeah, it looks like you can walk right now.
Keith Malinak (12:54.422)
Not good.
to do it.
You know, every now and then you have to have the crap knocked out of you just to make you feel alive.
That's my theory. Sometimes you pay for it, sometimes you don't.
That sounds like a kink. I don't know.
Keith Malinak (13:06.752)
Sorry, that's a Friday topic, Keith. It is. OK. But I'm trying to find this stupid tab, man. What is it with me and the tabs today? They're not.
How many do you have open?
I have about 20, but I only have about 10 that are accessible for some reason. Here's one.
Because max don't
hate everything about you, anyway, follow at camvtvcambry. She had this great or interesting. I wouldn't say it's great, but it's very interesting post of hers because she lives here in the DFW area. And she said, Instagram keeps taking this down. Well, now I know why. This is what was found in the snow in Denton, Texas. Aluminum.
Kelly Smith (13:39.682)
Yes.
Keith Malinak (13:57.122)
barium, strontium, what the hell, mercury, lead, sulfur, and nitrates all at dangerously high levels. These aren't trace elements. These are toxic chemical compounds known to harm the brain, nervous system, and environment. You're not crazy for asking questions. You're crazy for staying silent. She's like, the skies are not normal. I here's the report. I don't know exactly how they tested who.
the chemtrails.
That's why they say don't eat snow
no, don't tell Kelly.
I know my kids are eating it.
Keith Malinak (14:26.956)
I told her before we started today about this and she's like, what?
If they grow a third arm, well, and remember, as long you can get the third arm to grow in the middle of your forehead, you're all right.
You're all right. Maybe don't help him with a football scholarship or something. Hang on.
Yep. I'm trying to noodle this out. Why? is it? If it's a middle of the forehead.
Why are you over? Cause then it can hold your phone. can hold a beer. It frees up your other two hands for doing other stuff while you, could hold the flashlight while you're.
Keith Malinak (14:56.52)
I I asked.
That's a good idea.
I've thought this through.
You have, you have. So, but yeah, don't know why this particular snowstorm was so weird with the, it was just ice. I mean, that's all it was.
and call that that that's cold.
Keith Malinak (15:14.36)
Well, it was sleep and then sleep. Yeah, but a lot of times it's all fluffy and whatnot.
That's when it's not as.
thinking about Brad like that.
The last, what was the last one we had like 2013? That was the last ice storm. Oh, that's yeah. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. 20, uh, is it 2013 or 14 when I first moved down here and there was a big ice storm. And I remember going over to the parking lot at great by Mills and doing donuts.
2021. What?
Kelly Smith (15:43.785)
my God.
That's how you learn how to drive and what your vehicle will do when it gets out of. If you don't do that, you are surprised when your vehicle slides and you don't know what to do. If you do that in a parking lot, big empty parking lot, you'll understand what the vehicle is going to do and you can anticipate it.
You know what? I just thought of something. I should probably explain better. Well, anything. well, because we do a Barflee. It's like we're sitting at a bar and we're talking about like conspiracy theories and stuff like that. So it's a little different than the Friday live stream where apparently it's just alcohol and double entendres, right? Yeah. And so what we do here is we try to, I don't know. What do we
Why start now?
Kelly Smith (16:29.89)
playing as we need to. So that's what she said to a minimum.
Oh, no. mean, not so typically on Friday. But this is unusual in that normally there's one topic. But obviously, when we're hanging out at the bar, we talk about any number of things. But last week, if you missed the Thursday deep dive, it was about EMFs causing bodily injuries. And next week, I hesitate to tease the show because I can't. The guest is not a frequent emailer. And so I hesitate to promote next week's show. Hopefully, it'll work out.
you
Keith Malinak (17:02.958)
one of the things in the past I know that Brad and I discussed I can't remember it was a bar flea I can't remember I just remember was him and me and I remember we talked about that lost tribe Brad you remember your your savages
yeah on the island in Booga Booga
It's Indian Ocean, Fids are obsessed with this right now.
But can I just, before we continue, I just threw out haphazardly the word savages. That's cool, right? Or is that not good?
As far as I'm concerned, they look pretty savage to me. Then they have spears if you want to go down that road.
Keith Malinak (17:41.646)
Now this is different than the people who killed the guy. Kelly, you're talking about the ones near. am. Yeah.
the kids, they got the kids sick.
The was seen lowering their weapons before they were given a canoe of food.
Watch this. is great. Pollenrug is a great follow on X. You gotta see this. mean, this is behavior right here.
Have a canoe of food. See as they come closer, they start laying down there.
Keith Malinak (18:13.58)
This was on Lexclips on YouTube.
See, he's laying down his bow and arrow. And now they're all standing there relaxed. Smiling. They've got a horrible smile. Smiles come at some point.
I got the things hanging out,
Keith Malinak (18:30.38)
That's a good point. They're all wearing like cloths,
There's like that long so I would say that one of these guys seemed like in a leadership position he did most of the talking. Did you have a sense of hierarchy at all like the boss again there was just these two dominant guys and like this guy and one other guy who looked almost like him like his brother. Just thinking the same thing.
hair.
So how are they cutting it anyway?
products are they using?
Brad Staggs (19:00.884)
I don't know but it looks good. But see even that as he's pointing we're going what are you pointing at? What are these pixelating out in that picture? I don't know but look. was like a foot in front of him.
with bananas and rice.
You're having a
Okay, hold on a second. This is the equivalent of our society going after new stock of a cabbage patch kids in the eighties, you know.
have some bananas. Look at that! Oh, seriously! Why would they do that? That doesn't make any sense. do mean? You guys are nuts. You guys are nuts. You see as though they're rushing in, there's this desperation, they're hungry. We had a great moment.
Keith Malinak (19:44.494)
because they clearly haven't eaten before today when the white man shows up.
That was okay says there's something wrong with that because they're Yeah, but Dean it doesn't feel right and I'm not sure why I see moment where we We'd given them the plantains were giving them the bananas and and he'd said look this is that's it He said we've given you what you asked for you asked for bananas We don't we don't cut the trees here. All of us here are not tree cutters. We're indigenous people and
Okay, all right.
Keith Malinak (20:17.422)
Because that's who's getting, I guess, close to them is these lumberjacks down in the jungle and stuff.
He couldn't explain who the hell we were, but they were like, we don't cut the trees. We're not the lockers. And they were like, okay. So then at some point, know, Ignacio went out and like sort of like started, you know, he'd go like this and they'd go like this and you he'd like dance a little bit. They danced a little bit. And then there was this very human moment of just sort of joking. So even Ignacio warmed up. Even Ignacio warmed up. Once he realized that didn't seem like anyone was going to die that day, things did calm down. It was a false sense of security.
Here, I'll show you. There's a couple more things that are relevant here though.
false sense of security.
This is just them interacting with the boat. This is truly... But then they don't have boats. They don't have stone tools. don't... Imagine if you showed them ice. You know, they wouldn't...
Keith Malinak (20:59.118)
Yes.
Eeya!
Keith Malinak (21:04.77)
Yes.
Keith Malinak (21:09.014)
Right? Be specific, which kind of ice are we talking about?
some brisket or something?
Brad Staggs (21:14.926)
This is historic.
It is, right?
I mean, you hear Percy Fawcett encountering the tribes. We've heard of anecdotal accounts of the tribes. This is the first time that the tribes have been filmed, that we can hear their voices, that there's a documented interaction happening. Pause that for a second. Pause that. Is that what I'm hearing?
NNNN
What's up, Jack? I don't think it's-
Kelly Smith (21:44.994)
GAH!
Brad Staggs (21:49.15)
the
That was different. Okay, now this actually what this what you're looking at here, this, this, is the equivalent of Dallas right before the ice.
my god.
And the bananas are toilet paper. He's so close. They asked him for his shirt. He gave his shirt. They asked him for his pants. He gave his pants. He was in his underwear. You see this? I'm waiting for the punch line. The shirt that's over his shoulder. Ignacio took off his jungle keeper shirt and threw it to the anthropologist. And the anthropologist walked it off and threw it to them. So over the shoulder of that uncontacted naked warrior is a jungle keeper shirt with the logo showing.
Right
Keith Malinak (22:17.719)
Yep.
Brad Staggs (22:36.926)
Like their second shirt.
I'm sorry, the irony is thick. That's awesome. No, it's not the same. I think it's... Okay, I want to... I just wanted to update you on your savage.
You
Brad Staggs (22:47.07)
It
I'm pretty sure it's the same.
So that's the that is the same group that's often the the same ones that killed the dude with the coke. No, There's more than one group of savages
no no, please to the end.
Yeah, we got two lost tribes. The angry ones, Ocean, and the friendly ones are over here in Banana Village.
Kelly Smith (23:08.686)
that we know of.
After lost, how do we know how many there are?
Brad Staggs (23:18.271)
sure. They're friendly until you stop giving them the banana.
That's right.
The Indian ones are like really violent.
Yeah, we like to call them dicks. You leave my coke and they beat you to death.
because
Kelly Smith (23:32.11)
Someone went out there in like the 60s or 70s and they like took a couple of kids back to the mainland and these kids had never been exposed to anything and they got sick and then they brought them back and the kids died and they got everybody else sick. Yeah and like half of the tribe died so ever since then like they will not let anyone near the
Yeah!
Brad Staggs (23:47.766)
And then they killed everybody else.
Brad Staggs (23:54.602)
I think that's a fabulous cover story for something.
like the way Brad thinks. Yeah. Okay. So I've heard the title and I'm sorry that Brad's gonna be offended when I say this. there's the Amityville Horror Show, right? Okay. I didn't know that it was actually an actual event that happened in the 70s. What? Yeah. Okay. So the Lutz family.
Would you call me?
Kelly Smith (24:23.704)
What?
Are you serious? You don't know about Michael Lutz?
Okay, maybe it's a coincidence that the town here, but in 1976, the Lutz family fled their Amityville, New York home after reporting paranormal activity. Their 28 day stay, just 13 months after six members of the DeFeo family were murdered in the house. Later inspired the book and film versions of the Amityville. Okay, so was the same. I didn't even continue it when I just hit print because it looked good. It was the it was what inspired.
It was what?
Keith Malinak (24:58.872)
the Amityville Horror Show.
There's some question as to whether or not it was legit, but.
Hmm you guys ever like haunted house or any kind of
Sure.
Brad Staggs (25:09.038)
We've driven by that one. They had the, and the people who bought that house, I think it was the one that they had to, they changed the address of the house. They maybe even moved it or maybe they could have just changed the address, but they also changed the windows, the shape of the windows, cause it was so distinct. Yeah.
Kelly Smith (25:28.078)
The top windows.
Yep. And so, yeah, I think we drove by that one day. We were up there. What are we doing?
Massachusetts.
that was a journey. New York. Is it? Is it? it?
I don't know you look up Amityville, New York.
Brad Staggs (25:50.414)
I'd have to check with the keeper of the records to find out if... because if there aren't pictures and if someone isn't taking notes for me, I don't remember shit.
Okay, let's see here. Amityville, New York. Yeah, looks like it's out there on Long Island, the south side, right along the coast there.
I'm down, go, go Sonny.
Let's go go setting. So I want to talk about Kelly has an app.
I do, I have lots of apps, this is a new app.
Keith Malinak (26:22.358)
So, okay, so explain to people what this app is and then demonstrate it for us because in the past you've you've had I guess over a dozen ghosts following you around.
I think I'm just a little bit more tuned in or something, not wanted to be, but just, you know. So I've got these apps and I'll mess with them like when I'm showing houses and depending on the client, like if they're cool, I'll bring it out.
Brad Staggs (26:50.624)
Does it inspire confidence in the clients or do they like turn and run?
You know, it depends. I've had people that seek out things like that. I had a couple that, and I'm not kidding y'all, this is 100 % true story, they were vampires. They lived their lives as vampires. And they were also swingers.
Sorry what they lived their life as vampires
vampire swingers. And every time I showed him a house like maybe like her boyfriend would come with the husband or like the next time like his girlfriend with the wife. I mean, like this girl like full black at closing with a bat purse. It was was fantastic. But we found this one house. And in the garage, somebody didn't treat the wood right. And it's
Where are we
Keith Malinak (27:46.563)
I set y'all up on that one. Thank you. We'll continue. appreciate it. Fred Sapp was seeping down the garage and it looked like blood. He bought that house because of that. Thank you.
Save save your punchlines. look you're the bottom now.
Keith Malinak (28:03.63)
There's someone for there's a house for everybody.
Something for everyone.
It's important to know your client.
So anyway, so I've got these apps. mean, I'm just like it anyway. I don't bust it out to like if I have a super fun client, but this new one is called Ghost Tube and it picks the theory behind it is it scans for EMF, And like electromagnetic fields. And I've actually put a photo, like a magnet next to it and it does react to it. And it said some weird things. I've gotten some weird things, just like things that are relevant. Let's open it up.
What's that one called?
Kelly Smith (28:40.302)
Ghost tube. So it's thinking.
Hang on, while you're thinking that, I wish you could see up here. Can you see the EMF? When I pull it down, it stops. can you hear this?
Ooh!
Kelly Smith (28:59.372)
I can hear it.
beep beep beep beep. I don't know if there's something in the ceiling up here or what's happening.
What's yours doing? Maybe I'm a ghost. Hell, I don't know. I feel like been dead for about 10 years.
What did I call Brad the other day? I called him ungodly.
Brad Staggs (29:20.782)
that's
Yeah. OK.
I'll let you know when I start saying something.
Okay, and while you're doing that, trust your instincts because there is someone, let's just say, how can I say this without outing the person? I said to Carrie and Zeely, said, she looks like a witch in her promotional materials. And they're like, what, what are you talking about? And then apparently in a separate conversation, she told them.
yeah, and I'm a witch, know, wiccan this, wiccan that. And I'm like, and they came to me and they were like, all right, you were right. I'm telling you, man, you can pick this stuff up. And you continue with your ghost. Vampire Swinger Strippers. Now that's a ban. That's a ban right there waiting to happen. Opening up tonight, the Vampire Swinger Strippers.
Kelly Smith (30:07.97)
Vampire Swinger Strippers.
Brad Staggs (30:18.03)
Sure.
Brad's off to go and buy vampireswingerstrippers.com.
You know, were into all this in the 70s
new bar.
Kelly Smith (30:30.623)
I went through so many lenders on them. It was out of control. And they refused to use electronics. They had phones, but they didn't have computers. None of that. It was a nightmare.
Did they realize that their phone is a computer? Right.
but like to docusign stuff, I'm like, my God, let's get it together people. There are no ghosts in my room today.
Kelly Smith (30:56.982)
It's
Sad
You're sad, aren't you?
What is it? Because I mean, you're.
You said that you don't have any ghosts you're alone you're so alone
Keith Malinak (31:09.038)
Right, we've done this before.
Keith and I sat here for 10 minutes and it was talking a bunch of smack to both
And that's when I said, save that for the next barfl-
And I just like stop recording and I'm like,
See, they never show up for me. I've I have been in the most haunted house in America in, now it's the one in, in, uh, it's outside, uh, uh, uh, baton Rouge. What the hell's the place called? It's in, it's in Louisiana and it's, uh, the, um, it's the Myrtles plantation.
Keith Malinak (31:27.767)
in New York.
Kelly Smith (31:42.437)
yeah, I wanna go there so bad.
And I, were, we were shooting there that, and after it got dark, I walked upstairs and I sat there at the dark and I said, all right, bring it on by myself.
Crickets. Nothing.
I not have a Ouija board. Ouija boards don't give me good vibes. Like all of
Brad Staggs (32:06.19)
Some are really terrified of we you don't need a Ouija board just a piece of wood or plastic. It's not about the board. It's about what you're doing with it.
But like the thought of something coming through it like that, I don't know, that doesn't give me good vibes.
Be careful what you ask for.
How about a lunatic asylum like Kara was talking about? That'd be fun.
I've been married you don't scare me.
Kelly Smith (32:32.566)
and Louisville, the Waverly. Isn't that what it is?
I don't know, but Brad, you just reminded me. We went in Charleston. I forgot if it was a former prison or a former mental institute, but there was no activity. And we were like, dang, man, we wanted some action, if you will.
What's the what's the haunted house that's down, south of dallas it's
the cat in Waxahachie?
Is that what it's by? It's by a hotel, a supposedly haunted hotel. Is that what the hatchet?
Kelly Smith (33:04.952)
Is that Alexa Hatchie?
Kelly Smith (33:10.22)
Yeah!
It's like a restaurant Airbnb kind of thing.
Oh, no, the way it when we were there, it was because we did a live broadcast from there overnight. And it was in that one, I went up into the attic and sat in the in the corner in the dark. I was like, all right, bring it on. And all I got was COVID. I think that's where I think that's where I got the COVID that day.
Awesome.
Kelly Smith (33:41.586)
on Facebook, and tries to get Screenwalkers and ghosts by playing Kesha into the woods.
Kelly Smith (33:54.744)
YouTube, like YouTube, but Ghost. Why is Ghost not showing up for this?
You know what? They knew you were going to be doing this show and they were like, guys, let's all lay low. Everybody cool. We're laying low today. Nobody.
I challenge them to come to me.
Do you hear that ghost? Brad has issued a challenge.
I it's it's on.
Keith Malinak (34:21.575)
So how do you give us an idea of how it reacts? I don't understand. Is the ghost using your app to communicate? that a thought?
the energy in your phone. Like, and it supposedly drains your battery and stuff like that. And then like the air will get cold.
wait, just heard somebody say hello.
grad.
I think found a ghost. Wait a minute. It says that the visual use the voice recorder during your investigations and the visualizer to detect sounds you didn't hear at the time of recording EMS.
Keith Malinak (34:52.448)
I gotta get this thing down.
You gotta get the app.
Keith Malinak (35:03.348)
Right. That's what Tom Carr always talks about whenever we have him on doing a ghost show. You can record this stuff and go back and listen later. Wait a minute. Is this just an Apple thing? no, don't you dare.
I love you. you.
Keith Malinak (35:18.062)
Show me the
Peace.
your green bubble, I'm gonna download the go.
Show me what the logo looks like, the little app logo. What color is it?
It's black. looks like, it kind of looks like Snapchat.
Keith Malinak (35:31.49)
Okay, Ghost 2 Paranormal.
Yeah, it's like a little Pac-Man guy.
Yeah, yeah, I got it. I got it. Cool.
I'm already tap the button to proceed. Come on. Give it to me, baby.
I want you to tap it.
Kelly Smith (35:44.462)
You can get ghosts the first.
wait. Open. Welcome to go. Yeah, I got it. I got it. I got it. Just give me some stuff here.
you can get a creepy voice or a non creepy voice. I'm the non creepy voice because I do it at home by myself sometimes. But there's a creepy voice too.
Here's the creepy voice.
Keith Malinak (36:07.438)
So does it look like this then? Yeah. Okay, but it's like green. So it's saying there's no act. wait, let me go up here where the EMF thing was. on.
That's it.
Kelly Smith (36:17.366)
mine look like looks at does y'all not have a video like i can see myself a video
I was kind of wondering why is it pointed at me? Can you not point the camera the other way? You can flip it around. there it is.
That's what she said.
Okay, yeah Absolutely have to do the creepy voice because otherwise why I want to believe
Creepy voice, ooh, I'm doing creepy.
Kelly Smith (36:39.007)
I do believe.
I want to what no I want evidence is what I want. I did. I don't know if I told you this we did a pilot for a show called Ghostland Tennessee and it I had to build a devil's it was for travel channel and I had to build something called the devil's toy box and it's a box with mirrors in it a cube of mirrors.
And in theory, the ghost or spirit gets into this box and can't get back out because it sees its internet reflections. And when they use this thing and we were shooting it, it started vibrating and the guy I had left to go do something. And they came, I came back and they're like, we caught something in this thing and it was vibrating. I'm like, it was what? Cause I built it. So I knew there was nothing that was going to vibrate.
And, and I, I had them swear it was the ghost hunters, the Tennessee wraith chasers, and they swore to me, they did not do anything untoward to the box. It was, and then I've got it on, this is the clip untoward. No one uses that word enough untoward.
Open it up, what was inside?
Keith Malinak (37:50.216)
toward to the bottom
Brad Staggs (37:59.032)
This thing just asked me to- That was weird, my phone. but the-
was that?
Keith Malinak (38:11.148)
how in the
He's a chase. He's a little country, that's the box I built. And they swear it caught something. And when we opened it, one of the mirrors had slipped. So.
The theory was that one of it because of it there's too many weird voices in here now. In the paranormal world it is so rare to get such clear direct communication. thing needs to be out of here. That's when they picked it up and were carrying it downstairs they it started vibrating on them.
Brad Staggs (39:00.556)
Yeah, I'm I'm slow. And they were freaked out. Is there something inside?
this thing.
them big old boys
I yeah it was so that that's what got me is because they were all freaked out and as I seriously know what's. See the producers of the show they wanted to be all Hollywood they wanted to the end of the show blow up. The box. And as I well that's stupid if you have a ghost trapped in the box why would you blow it up.
And then what if it's a Slimer?
Kelly Smith (39:30.608)
He's already dead.
Brad Staggs (39:35.416)
Thank you. And then you get all over you. Then you end up like Ilhan Omar with schnitz all over you. How convenient is it to get doused with a cleaning product?
cider vinegar
cider vinegar.
Keith Malinak (39:48.942)
let me tell you this let me tell you this whenever- you're- what's happening there
Would it say help?
I think so.
Wow, when you say it like that, it just really encourages me to assist you. Help!
Maybe I'm rethinking that creepy boy.
Keith Malinak (40:08.264)
Have you ever seen a public figure attacked in a public place like that and they squirt their chest?
Attack.
Kelly Smith (40:20.435)
That's the hardest part for me. That's the hardest part for me is like...
I know what I'll do. I'll dampen your shirt with this harmless liquid.
I'll dampen your shirt.
you threaten me with a good time.
if we're talking about interesting technologies and stuff, because I would have dropped that damn box if it had been vibrating on me.
Brad Staggs (40:47.219)
It was it was it was weird.
This is weird. AI glasses can now recognize anyone anywhere. Dutch journalist just tested a pair of AI powered glasses that can instantly identify strangers on the street.
It
Wait, hold on, what just happened? What? What? Okay. We're gonna have to lose the creepy voice.
Brad Staggs (41:11.95)
I'm just gonna fog it down so that we hear it. Oh, now you'll be able to hear it.
Because I can't understand what it's saying other than
Keith Malinak (41:19.17)
Wait, what was that?
Have a good
Can I just point out that that 2026 Keith and 2016 Keith are completely different creatures because 2016 Keith would have held up the entire broadcast and then like hold on one second while I look through terms and conditions instead now I'm just like check check check
I'm about to see him alive. It's a knife.
gosh, it's threatening.
Brad Staggs (41:48.194)
said knife nice
It's a knife.
How much did he get paid? How much did he get paid?
You're welcome.
Okay, my ghosts are coming alive.
Keith Malinak (42:01.696)
A ghost just came onto somebody.
That was mine. said, stay with me. Not if you tell me that you got a knife.
I
Keith Malinak (42:10.498)
Okay, are we just gonna sit back and listen to our ghosts?
No! Do you me turn it off?
I guess. I know I'm Okay, there we go. Watch this. Wait. All right. Tell her to shut up. Tell your ghost to shut you know what? Hold
Shut your dirty ghost whore mouth.
Ghost War mouth, yes. Okay, that's more like it. I'm saying, um, uh, Patriots of Bethesda. No, no, no, no. I can't see it. I can only see the video. If you're holding up your little satanic ghost, hell, he's not even there. I know where to go. Oh, there you are.
Brad Staggs (42:57.891)
Who?
Keith Malinak (43:01.614)
Alright, so he's talking, he's like, show me your Norks or something, and he's like, yeah, sure. And what's happening is while he's engaging in conversation...
Ha!
Keith Malinak (43:17.4)
Why is this a mega death album all of sudden?
it says I'm stuck.
They just asked me, are you recording?
Sorry. I'll stop.
No, let us know if you're recording it.
Brad Staggs (43:28.174)
Wait a second, so you're telling me those glasses are like checking her and finding her on social media?
LinkedIn or social media watch this turn off your damn ghost sweet lord
I just do know that he's not checking her out? He says Thomas.
I don't care what he's I turned mine off. Uh oh, uh oh, look, I found her. And so he's incorporating into his conversation with these people. Yeah, right here. There you go. There you go. I zoomed in too much. Are you in a rush? Do I have to? Watch this, watch this, because he's finding information in real time. It's creepy as shit. Yeah, so now we say, hey, where's the train?
Mine said Jessica.
Brad Staggs (44:12.888)
make
So he's doing a mentalist act on to people on the street.
Sure. And look, it found him. And then he can start bringing up stuff about him. This happens in more detail when he sees this other lady. Yeah, look at that. Are you orthodontic practitioners? shit. Because look, it found her. It found where she works. Yeah? Just based on her face scan. Is it true that your name is Floor? Yeah.
Playing it all wrong though.
He's just demonstrating his glasses.
Brad Staggs (44:48.44)
But is he trying to show them that the glasses are cool or is he just like walking up to people and going, your name's Bob?
He's showing him what he's talking about. that's your name. Yep. Do I know you from somewhere? Is it true you're a lawyer? Yes. Inventure capital. Yeah. Among other things. do you know? Right. So I have glasses I can use to scan faces.
Thank
Kelly Smith (45:13.006)
What do they look like? So I know what to be on the lookout for.
They look like Ray-Bans.
go. Yeah.
They all look like Ray-Bans.
Where are the?
Kelly Smith (45:24.11)
And I got right up a little thing like the meta glasses.
They look like Ray-Bans.
There you go. There you go. I don't like it.
It doesn't matter whether you like it. It's here. It's here. And now you can at least identify it when you see it.
I don't like that.
Keith Malinak (45:39.406)
I don't like their Cheddy ghost app either.
Hey. Be careful, mine has a knife.
kind of creepy.
Keith Malinak (45:48.854)
Don't leave me alone.
Why is it Jessica?
second I can make that even better.
But when Keith put the video on about the recording glasses, it said, are you recording?
Kelly Smith (46:03.906)
Stop!
You know what? I'm jealous of your sound of your voice effects there. Because this this board back here has about 24 different changes I could do to my voice and I change I spent way too much time messing around with it and getting nowhere. So you have to come over Brad and you'll have to tweak my board if you will.
board. All right, so somebody demonstrated. Let me see if I can.
Brad Staggs (46:43.896)
this all day.
Kelly Smith (46:48.174)
We're here for help.
Brad Staggs (46:52.992)
What? What do you mean?
yeah, I'm sticking with this the rest of the time.
I'll be safe, mine's still on, but my ghost decided to leave.
You look very nice today.
Hahaha
Keith Malinak (47:08.502)
I normally don't lose control on Thursdays.
Don't you have to have control before you can lose it?
Okay, normally it's on Fridays that this happens. I bet the kids are loving this episode. Poor children out there. Well, your kids, honestly. Yeah, I was gonna say. Yeah, when Brad's on the show, it's pretend it's a Friday. you get kids nearby. Okay, so Jonathan Kohler says, Chat GPT explains why it cannot be trusted. I am Chat GPT and I'm not trustworthy on the most important controversial topics. Hey, look, it's being honest.
not made for kids.
Brad Staggs (47:32.29)
didn't do it.
Keith Malinak (47:42.902)
And those areas often give answers that sound reasonable but are misleading and sometimes untruthful, including by treating widely used slash accepted as if it were evidence of truth. The kinds of topics I mean. So this is ChatGPT explaining that you better not trust me on politics and elections, war and geopolitics, public health and medicine, climate and energy policy, law and constitutional disputes, economics and major financial policy.
race, sex, gender, culture, war issues, religion, and morality when tied to policy, disputed historical narratives, media slash institution claims, and AI ethics and safety. Have fun with Grok. Go ask Grok.
Did I had this actual very conversation with grok this morning is funny
The 2020 election is the one I want.
That's what you were tweeting about. What did it say?
Keith Malinak (48:28.75)
It goes through all these things and I didn't do screenshots because it's so long and it goes out of its way to try to say, nope, everything was on the up and up. Who's got the feedback? Somebody's got feedback.
Amen.
For now, that's my garage door, sorry.
I have the same issue here. same issue here. I'm Chucky.
You what the kids are calling these days?
Keith Malinak (48:53.966)
my garage door so.
garage doors open.
I'm going out tonight, but I'm gonna keep my garage door open.
garage doors open.
garage door is open. So you end up with three boys.
Brad Staggs (49:06.478)
I asked Grok that because he pointed out to me he was lying
Friday.
Keith Malinak (49:12.536)
IT! I love catching groggies.
Rock and I are very good friends.
Okay.
Rock is definitely a cheat.
Yes, except when it's a she.
Kelly Smith (49:25.08)
Just never been a shade for me.
Oh, yeah, put it in and sexy mode and pull. It's a little scary.
I made the mistake of what you're seeing here is a broken link. And unfortunately, and I thought as soon as I hit and sent this email, I said, damn it, I should have waited till after the Thursday show because they might take this website down. And they did. But I printed it up. And this is the strangest thing. In the past, those of you who have been a part of the programs that I do here at the mic or at Pat Gray Unleashed, my day job over at the Blaze, we've talked about there's been
two fake articles about my supposed net worth. One I was worth like $46 million and another one, forget what it was, but apparently I am rich AF. And I didn't realize that because man, if that's, if I've got that kind of money, I don't know why I am skipping in the Taco Bell drive. But anyway, I was looking up something I forget and I stumbled upon another crazy article.
You're the reason I talk to you.
Kelly Smith (50:26.722)
you
Keith Malinak (50:33.752)
which again, I wish I could show you, but I emailed the domain, was like housing.arizona.edu. So University of Arizona housing. Okay. They had a webpage and here's how it starts off. Keith Malinak is a successful businessman with a passion for photography and service. If Malinak is interested in art.
Music, literature, and philanthropy. Okay, you're one for four. The key to Keith Malinak's successful relationship with his wife, wait, what? Is their deep love and respect for each other as well as their commitment to open communication and mutual support. This was on some weird universe.
Doesn't that describe any successful marriage?
This is so weird. I don't know if you can see, and no, because that's the one. Let me get this over here. Because I emailed them. was like, hey, what is this? An AI project? Is this a fake thing? Like, am I being punked? What's the story on this article on your domain? And it says, like, it was written on July 30, 2025 by Ashley. OK, so I don't know what that's all about. But it goes on and it says, unveiling the mystery, discover Keith Malinak's elegant life.
with his wife and and check this out see if you recognize this lady right here does that does that look familiar right there that picture brad staggs anybody you recognize there
Brad Staggs (52:09.59)
I was married to her on TV once.
you weren't. That is actually my wife and this picture was in this article. I don't know and nobody from Eric
It's crazy that they found that.
Brad Staggs (52:24.59)
Have you ever considered that Carrie is a double agent?
had all this time, she's been the one.
So it's always the one G least expensive.
Uh-huh.
That's exactly it. It's... BOOM!
Keith Malinak (52:40.416)
He's the pastor! Bump!
It's gonna turn into Mr. Mrs. Smith.
So the world of celebrities, the world of celebrity relationships is often filled with intrigue and mystery. And one such enigmatic couple is Keith Malinak and his wife, Keith Malinak, a name that may not be on everyone's lips, but his life and relationship with his wife are certainly worth exploring. As we delve into the details, they're elegant life. I mean, they're okay. There's no way.
online.
Keith Malinak (53:13.967)
That word elegant does not describe anything in my life.
think of you as elegant all the time, kid.
Thank you. And this goes on and on. I'm a successful businessman. Gosh, just, listen to this, listen to this.
If you have friends, you're successful.
Residents. Here's a residence. A beautiful home that reflects their impeccable taste and style. You're lucky if we pull the Amazon boxes in all the way. Interests, art, music, no, okay. Values, love, trust, mutual respect, community service.
Brad Staggs (53:35.18)
loving wife and good children.
Brad Staggs (53:53.006)
He won gurus as Keith married so far above him. Yep
Yep.
That's a fact. That's a fact. I'm just looking through here. pretty much read the bulk of this. But it's just so weird. I don't know the origination of this stuff. And so when I went to open up the tab for today's show and I saw it was a broken link, I said, dang it. It did happen. They took it down. I emailed the University of Arizona again and just said, hey, give me some details on this. I don't understand. Is someone? OK, it could be that simple.
They're stalking you.
Or is AI just out there grabbing stuff about all of us and writing this stuff? I would encourage you to Google your name and find out what kind of weird AI-inspired crap might be out there. It's so weird. Yes, thank you. Hold on. E1 Guru is right. Did they see this? This is a...
Kelly Smith (54:45.098)
Delegant! That's the first word that came to my mind.
Yep, yep, yep.
If you look up the word, elegant, there's your picture in the dictionary right next to it.
right there.
What? her. I, this is another one. Sorry. This is another one. No, no, no. When you, yeah. When you see her, what do you think? I mean, right? She doesn't have your teacher.
Keith Malinak (55:11.054)
Looks like a teacher. That's AI or something. Oh, wait. Hang on. What's happening over here?
Another one!
Wait a minute. Hold on. Time stopped. Let's stop for just time out. Pause it, pause it, pause it. Teacher sent student nauseating texts before they had to
There's nothing
Kelly Smith (55:33.334)
Why was it depraved?
Well, she's the teacher and he's a student, so there's that.
Well,
You just never know what people.
I mean,
Kelly Smith (55:47.458)
This is happening way too much and that is not what teachers look like when I was.
Thank you. There was no I never had a teacher that was that hot.
Ever!
and
There was a couple of hearties at my kids' school too. I keep my eye on them.
Brad Staggs (56:02.862)
Are they male or female?
All right.
now.
Okay, well, don't get so defensive. Right? So defensive.
wow, okay.
Keith Malinak (56:11.96)
So,
I just, it's so weird that it's, don't, and whenever you see that, and maybe they just, the media doesn't report on them, but you never look at one of them and go, damn, she is uglier than a mud fan.
remember how shocking it was? What was the chick's name in Washington state that had the baby of the kid?
Very killer turn.
Mary Kayla Turner.
Keith Malinak (56:32.524)
was like the most shocking story in the history of scholastic news.
She's dead.
She just died, yeah. He's like raising their kids. Yeah.
They were married for a long time.
So that was shocking. Now it's just like...
Kelly Smith (56:52.024)
I'm putting it
In a way, it's just you don't and again, maybe they just don't report on the homely ones, but it's like you wouldn't think I Mean you look at somebody like they said well, they've got it together I don't know why you think that's human nature think you always give the benefit of the doubt somebody to an attractive human You always think well, they've got it together when they could be as effed up as a football bat like the rest of us But it's always it's like wow. What did you?
Wait, what's going on there? Wait, what does that mean? You need to put it in its holster? it distracting?
pot in your mic.
Kelly Smith (57:24.984)
Bye.
I can't see that what it was written. I didn't see it
They said you need to pop your mic. don't know.
no, I thought...
I mean, would they be saying pot as in volume or what?
Brad Staggs (57:39.202)
They're talking about it. Is it too loud? It doesn't sound too loud.
That was my initial reaction.
I thought he was talking about marijuana.
Well, pots are a short for potentiometer.
Lower as well. yeah, look at that. You know what? Right when you came on, I thought it was a little hot, but I didn't think it was. No, I your microphone. I'm running. I'm turned on by your microphone. Let's talk about more technology here, though, shall we? I want to play. OK.
Brad Staggs (57:55.758)
But you always tell me I'm a little hot.
You have to be more specific.
Brad Staggs (58:08.214)
And just so y'all know, can't hear what you hear.
That's the thing. This is why I'm constantly asking, how's the volume, young people?
It sounds fine on this end and it may not sound on that end.
There is a behind the scenes setting that is supposed to equalize all of our volumes. However, I have found in retrospect that it doesn't always work.
Bye.
Brad Staggs (58:36.91)
It doesn't do it's probably the buttons probably not connected to anything. It's usually the way I work. There's the magic button that turns everything right.
OK, so I think we've talked about replacing doctors, right? There's a AI. I know recently, Jeffy, he shared a story on Pac Ray Unleashed over at my day job at the Blaze. He had a story about how AI was prescribing drugs, the same exact drugs as human doctors, like 99.99 % of the time. think that's where I heard that story.
I want you to watch this video. I want to go around the room, and I want to see what the chat says here. Would you, and maybe it depends on the surgery, but would you let a robot do this to you? Hang on, sorry.
music. We don't look. He does look like a bug. Don't you dare start falling for these damn machines. Okay. There we go. Look at now. Look at that. Look at this. It's cutting the skin of a kernel.
like a butt.
Kelly Smith (59:35.352)
Looks like Wally.
Kelly Smith (59:46.433)
Thank
What was wrong with the corn?
I don't know, but look, it's doing stitches. Look how tight this can get. Don't. It's not front. Look at this. I mean, that's... All right, so you're going to go under the knife there, so to speak?
My dad had his gallbladder removed with a robot.
Thanks.
Keith Malinak (01:00:09.09)
Did they ask him beforehand if he
They told them, they told them beforehand.
And he was like, yeah, that's fine. Whatever.
Yeah, he's like, whatever. I mean, he has a fighter pilot. He don't care. But I had mine out like a year before, and I've just had a regular doctor or whatever. like, we had the same little complication from it. Look at this. What?
Julie says that a doctor removed a kidney and it worked. Yeah. And she knew as well. that? Okay. I say I would much rather have a machine than a DEI doctor.
Brad Staggs (01:00:38.414)
Hey.
Kelly Smith (01:00:45.428)
I mean, I'm in on that all day. Sign me up.
All right, everybody's good with this?
Star Trek they have the hologram doctors so.
pick it up. Pick up the scowl and stuff.
How do they do that?
Brad Staggs (01:01:04.142)
Shut up. Just shut up, okay? Shut up. This next you're be asking me why the hologram is fat on Starfleet Academy.
We want to know how the hologram
We're ruining it.
Keith Malinak (01:01:15.022)
Okay, so what I was gonna ask you guys, if you would trust the robot doctor more than you would trust the lab-grown meat, and I think it's gotta be universal. Absolutely, right?
day.
Isn't that your nickname in high school?
Cool. Lab-grown meat.
it's terrible
Keith Malinak (01:01:35.348)
was made entirely by a
I want to eat bubble gum!
I was gonna say yeah, I thought the same thing it does look like
It looks like real steak complete with fun And the flavor and texture are surprisingly close Close doesn't count. I'm sorry It's created by growing real cow cells in a lab then
Kelly Smith (01:01:46.582)
Yeah, it was mine!
close. That looks better.
It's still orange on the outside.
Brad Staggs (01:01:58.552)
Wait.
Give me the robot doctor a hundred times out of a hundred. Layering muscle and fat cells.
Ew!
Fat blood! I don't care! I care about that! Okay, anybody ever eating that?
You asked the
Brad Staggs (01:02:27.096)
Why? cows exist to give us steak? Otherwise, why are they?
Yeah, there's no wild cows.
Hell cows. The hologram in Star Trek is converting energy to mass so it is able to pick items up.
Brad Staggs (01:02:44.782)
Anyone guru said that well, and here's the thing and you brought up a good point is that that science fiction there has to be The element of science behind it That's why it is so irritating that in Starfleet Academy the hologram is fat Because why would you program of why would you program your hologram to be fat?
to be inclusive, duh.
So hang on a second. If you're to death, eating that 3D meat?
What day? Like are we on three days no eating or 30 days no eating?
Brad, it's not Friday. Are you eating meat if you're still? It's not Friday. When you answer, when you answer.
Brad Staggs (01:03:29.038)
You have to beat it first to death or is it already it's already dead, right?
I was never alive.
All right, so you don't have to beat it.
It was just cells. would you eat 3D printed meat if it were Friday? I mean, if you were starving.
Yes, why wouldn't you?
Keith Malinak (01:03:49.08)
I don't know, I'm just asking.
I try it even as I mean right now if there was I would taste it. I've I've had a
Wait, Tilly didn't give you a that's what she said? How control?
What a f***ing
It's not
Keith Malinak (01:04:03.82)
got it, but all of a sudden there's restraint and I was shocked.
She's one of the few.
You just told me it was not Friday, so I'm putting my not Friday face on.
My NUTS FRIDAY
not beating at me.
Kelly Smith (01:04:18.368)
No, I'm not reading the meat.
my gosh, hold on, you just reminded me something. Hold on.
Speaking of eating the meats, you just reminded Kate of something.
Yeah, so there used to be a guy in my fantasy football league, a pastor I want to point out. And this pastor, I'm drinking organic vodka because I don't want to kill cows while I'm drinking it. Eating friend in vodka. so look at this. mean, come on.
Is it deep printed?
Kelly Smith (01:04:48.572)
I haven't tried to get those good.
It's very good. It's, it's totally.
But it's just a Blue 2.
Brought it to me from Hawaii and I haven't opened it yet.
I think, yeah, think there's something about a volcano on it.
Kelly Smith (01:05:01.705)
Yeah, I came from Hawaii.
only if it was the last thing on earth. You would eat it before then, E1, stop.
So anyway, this.
Keith Malinak (01:05:09.42)
This pastor, his fantasy football team was, is named your meat because nobody can beat. Okay, we're done here.
no. Was it Lutheran?
Why do they say you what does that term even come from in other words, why would you?
Kelly Kelly Kelly is very perceptive with religion. Yes. Yes. He's a he's a Lutheran pastor.
Our pastors get crunk sometimes. He busted me the other day. I was having brunch with one of my girlfriends. I'm on like my third or fourth mimosas sitting outside living the life and here comes my pastor and I was like, shit.
Brad Staggs (01:05:52.974)
Was he on his sixth?
Probably.
See, this is Martin Luther's fault.
It's all Barton Luther's fault.
Because he's the big drinker and so therefore one of the tenants of Lutheranism. Let's see here.
Brad Staggs (01:06:10.336)
At the church in West Nashville, one of the pastor was a boffin. One of the constituents. the and the husband found out about it and they would, they would go down to the motel six. no, it was like a half mile away. And so at one point the husband said, I'm afraid the pastor is going to do something bad to himself and says he's holed up in this room. Yep.
That's
So they all went down to have a little intervention. Surprise.
Wow, that's actually really smart.
Keith Malinak (01:06:57.67)
I'm not even going to I'm not even going to read the thing.
Kelly Smith (01:07:10.946)
These sons are very thin.
Brad Staggs (01:07:25.324)
So it's dead fat. It's dead weight.
Dead people fat, dead weight. Dead people fat. Yeah. I mean, what could go wrong? Then it has been cleaned of any. It's been cleaned though. And then placed into a syringe. So it's sort of off the shelf fat. You can use it in any part of the body. It is going to be approved for the face, but right now it's just for the body. When it's injected into the body, the body's own fat cells sort of hug the cadaveric fat cells. welcome to the fold.
How do you play with that?
Kelly Smith (01:07:57.902)
Thank
and about 75 to 100 percent of the catabaric fat cells survive.
What do they do with it?
So if you're skinny and you want to be fat, then you...
It's going into the butts. That's what they're doing.
Brad Staggs (01:08:14.24)
Any people should be beaten to death.
They're putting dead people fat cells in you.
just to plump you up.
You're right.
Nathan had to get a tooth grafted after my son broke head butted him and he's got a piece of cadaver bone. That took me a hot second to like wrap my brain around.
Brad Staggs (01:08:36.204)
Somebody I know has dead people in their mouth.
Yeah, my husband. Bless his heart.
No, no, no, no follow ups, no jokes, no follow ups, not even Friday. So, okay, hold on a second. So, so we all agree we would trust the robot surgeon over the 3D meat.
I'm here, I'm-
Brad Staggs (01:08:59.872)
Wait a minute, the 3D meat operating on us or are eating?
no, I just wonder, I wanna know where the dead people fat. Like I don't think any of us wanna put fat in us, but would you put that above the, I just can't think of anything that I trust less than 3D.
Would you rather have some fat shoved in you or some muscle shoved into you?
We're good.
I'm going with I'm going with the robot surgery and then dead people fat
Brad Staggs (01:09:27.329)
of some muscle.
Lab meat if every single other piece of food on the world is gone
Yeah.
come on. That is, you are not, that is not true. You would eat it before then you'd put it in your mouth.
I'm with Brett. If I were dying, I'd be like, all right, give me the...
Kelly Smith (01:09:43.349)
I'm not out.
Brad Staggs (01:09:50.926)
I'll try it if I'm not dying. I'll try it. I mean, it might be the best tasting stuff since something.
Tweet it.
you're talking get those clicks baby of course if we're if you're starving that much i don't think the internet's a thing at that point but um uh you're talking to a guy who's eating oh god don't say that loud i've said this before i've eaten dog treats before so
Who has it?
Yeah, purpose. I think I was in seventh grade, sixth or seventh grade. so, yeah. the thing, here's what's so bad, guys. This is the embarrassing part.
Kelly Smith (01:10:17.134)
Bye.
Brad Staggs (01:10:23.149)
months ago.
Brad Staggs (01:10:33.356)
This is the embarrassing part!
This is the embarrassing part. There was no alcohol involved. There were no friends around daring me. I was home alone. was just like, eh. don't know if this really does taste like bacon. Does it taste like bacon? Oh, you can't talk. OK.
It makes you kind of it makes it's kind of barfy tasting like dog food like cat food is just
I don't even.
You got to too?
Brad Staggs (01:10:57.56)
I think I ate cat food, not dog food. I would never, I've never tried this stuff in the can though because I'm not sure I could keep that down.
Remember that show that we're waiting for season two? Pluribus. And the guy is starving to death.
Yes!
Brad Staggs (01:11:13.845)
And he won't eat it.
And he, well, he ate the dog food over the, from the strangers.
that's right. Yeah, that's ready. It's smell. I canned dog food and
This is so great, he cracks open the can.
Ugh.
Brad Staggs (01:11:31.776)
I just think of the scene in Back to the Future when Einstein's food, you know, the machine goes ploop and drops the...
It's gonna be awesome.
That's a way.
What does it mean when your nose itches? It's not just that you have boogers that you haven't taken care of.
Somebody's coming to your house or something.
Keith Malinak (01:11:58.807)
If your hand itches, you're getting money.
your hand this is you're getting money money's coming your way.
You have your hands.
It's not Friday, Keith. Stop it.
Okay.
Kelly Smith (01:12:11.938)
I know!
your hand at a weird place.
I just spent like athlete's foot or something. I don't know what I meant. so okay before we went. See, I love how and I've said this before and I mean this is a sincere compliment. Kelly is more prompt than than me and I consider myself to be on time.
Did you say plump? Plump! Like wow.
Hey!
Keith Malinak (01:12:37.678)
So anyway, so she's always here when I connect and I am so grateful for that. In fact, Brad beat me today too. it's just, we couldn't get your attention. We were like, Hey Brad, what's up? And we were just over.
10 minutes we were watching you. You were in deep thought.
keyboard. And honestly, I didn't know you like donkeys that much. sorry. It's not Friday. We saw you on the keyboard. We was trying to get your attention. Anyway, so Kelly,
The doggies are stubborn. can push them all you want. They won't move.
And this is what I told Kelly. I said, when I read this six paragraph tweet to y'all, please stop me if it gets too warm.
Brad Staggs (01:13:13.63)
Is he going up and down to YouTube, Kelly? Can you hear him?
This is me.
That doesn't sound bad to me.
Okay good, don't terrify me with bad audio report. I'm sorry. Next thing you know there's gonna be a report of the air conditioner vent sound that I...
You're on mute!
Kelly Smith (01:13:35.072)
It's not my garage. It's not my garage.
I just wanted to make sure.
I appreciate that. I would much rather have be scared by a false alarm than,
And by me coming into your room the other night like I did at 11 o'clock, that was sorry. I still apologize.
Okay, baby.
Brad Staggs (01:13:50.818)
I won't happen again. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
didn't want to talk about that This is the problem about doing a live show y'all he brings up stuff
We can just tell them it's a lie. So.
It was a dream like in Dallas
I used to read Word Up Magazine.
Keith Malinak (01:14:06.158)
Do you remember like 80 shows, Like that wasn't that the first one to use that? And then everybody used it.
Bob Newhart. Yep. Yes. Yes. That was like an homage to Dallas.
And so Dallas sets the tone with the dream sequence. New Heart perfects it. But then it becomes like this thing.
Didn't Roseanne end it? Didn't Roseanne end like that too?
I didn't watch Grozan.
Keith Malinak (01:14:35.64)
I didn't make it to the end of that. there's a joke in there. OK, hold on. Let me read this and stop me if this is dumb or whatever. confirm. OK, so we got Brad says dumb. Kelly, it's all on you. You're the voice of the people now. Just you. Scientists confirm time mirrors are real, revealing lights hidden dimension. For generations, time has been seen as a one way street, endlessly moving forward.
I know it's weird, right?
Brad Staggs (01:14:53.656)
Don't leave it up and like that.
Keith Malinak (01:15:05.506)
But in a stunning breakthrough, scientists have confirmed that time mirrors are real phenomena where light waves can be reflected not in space, but in time itself. This discovery does not just challenge how we think about physics. It opens an entirely new window into the nature of reality. Shall I continue?
Keith Malinak (01:15:26.776)
Kelly, thumbs up. In ordinary mirrors, light bounces back when it hits a reflective surface, creating the image we see. A time mirror, however, reflects a wave backwards in its timeline, altering its properties as though the past is briefly rewritten. Using carefully engineered materials and electromagnetic pulses, researchers managed to create these elusive time reflections in the lab.
I'm listening.
Keith Malinak (01:15:54.414)
proving what once sounded like science fiction. The implications are breathtaking. Time errors could lead to advances in communications, allowing signals to be restructured and transmitted with far greater precision. They might also help us probe mysteries of quantum mechanics, where the rules of cause and effect blur. In practical terms, the ability to manipulate waves in time could transform technologies from radar to medical imaging, giving us sharper tools to see and understand the world.
I could continue. Good son. Hey, I didn't either. when I mentioned Kelly, when I mentioned to her before the show, she said she absolutely knew what I was talking about.
I have no idea what any of that meant.
Brad Staggs (01:16:29.208)
It's true.
Kelly Smith (01:16:35.936)
Yeah, it's always.
Okay, there's smarty McSmarty pants.
Educate us or I'm gonna keep reading.
Mirrors have always been portals.
Thank you for that detailed explanation. All right, moving on. Next, what's the next deep life lesson we're going to learn?
Kelly Smith (01:16:55.63)
No, but seriously, no mirrors have always, when I was a kid, I took them all out of my room. I would cover the ones in the bathroom. it's that there have always been portals.
Did you ever stand in front of the mirror and go sounds painful Bloody Mary Bloody Mary Bloody Mary or Kenny man Kenny man Kenny man
have the balls to do that.
Wait a minute. Why did nobody's ghost machine go off when you said that?
I've got my turn down because you pushed out.
Keith Malinak (01:17:24.622)
I was just distracted. That's all. So hang on a second. Brad, when are we going to go to Home Depot and buy some one cent items? Which by the way, yesterday, as I approach these yellow tag items, I looked at the product before I could read the tag and I thought, I don't need that.
chance to do it.
Brad Staggs (01:17:43.924)
It's not about anything. It's not about that. It's about the hunt.
But when are we going to Home Depot, you and I, buying these materials, which are readily available, to build that...
Ghost Box.
Concave type thing where you can remote view or whatever or something? I forgot already Yep, there we are. But you it was from the Cold War that like the Russians made this And the Americans were doing it too where you could see on the other side of the world by sitting inside this like half
Yes
Brad Staggs (01:18:21.57)
Do you know what he's talking about?
It's talking about remote viewing and astral traveling but I've never heard of it.
I've never knew you had to do it from a box.
Right, yeah. It's always from meditation. There's never been a tool that I've heard of, maybe the DeGlocka part of it.
could literally you could literally buy the materials at Home Depot to make this
Brad Staggs (01:18:42.102)
I'd be a two in a box.
Kelly Smith (01:18:51.39)
You could just meditate!
Just close your eyes and do it.
Can't sit still that long!
That's fair. I read this whole book on like how to astral travel and like it takes you through the steps and the first and I always try I get lost.
That's gonna be a problem there.
Brad Staggs (01:19:06.926)
I've tried to do it too. Have you ever tried to go at the top of your head? That thing? have.
I don't go far. I read this one thing one time where this woman was astral traveling and she makes it out into her backyard and like she's going around her house, right? And she gets to the side of her house and on the side of her house were these, have you ever heard of the monks? You people talk about the monks when they go to other dimensions and they kind of, for lack of better description, they kind of have like KKK robes, but they're like dark.
And they're like sucking on the side of her house. And she realizes they're like sucking a life force from her family. And so she gets all freaked out and goes back. So I was like, I've never done it. But you're supposed to meditate laying down and imagine a rope coming down, right? Your astral body reaches for the rope and then you pull yourself out of your physical body. You don't need to go to Home Depot for that.
All you need is a little bit of extra, extra one of these. Yeah. Come on.
Actually, think you can do it with mushrooms. The mushroom thing that that makes more sense. That's more. Yeah.
Brad Staggs (01:20:29.614)
It's hard to describe what mushrooms do.
It does. The Edmonton Oilers, blue and orange. Turns red and purple. Okay, sorry.
It is.
Brad Staggs (01:20:40.088)
Ha ha ha!
Brad Staggs (01:20:44.79)
It's amazing when you get old, you just really don't give a shit anymore.
I don't care. I don't care. That's so well said, Brad. It's so simple. I don't care. Hey, I want to... The problem with Brad though... Wait. The problem with Brad is he's always trying to astro-project the women's locker room. And so there's a block there.
Which way? You haven't had time for that?
Kelly Smith (01:21:08.29)
Ha
Brad Staggs (01:21:12.254)
Had I known that all I had to do is walk up and say, identify as one of you.
You make so much trouble. You didn't have to. on a second. Kelly has a new nickname and it is the blonde. The blonde is right, says the Garabare. And the esoteric mirrors are portals and windows to alternate worlds. Hence rules why they shouldn't face each other or east or east.
They shouldn't face each other. That is, I remember that. Thank you, Garibare.
Hang on a second. I do watch Stranger Things. What are we saying? That's a portal. That's a portal thing. you're still back on that one. bad.
Why should they not face each other?
Kelly Smith (01:21:51.414)
I don't I don't know the why behind it. But it's just something that's
Cooler thing when you make the little infinity mirror with the LED lights between the two pieces.
When I'm out it'll trap your soul or something.
Which is the idea behind the devil's toy box to catch the spirit
And that's why I said, why did you have them in your devil's toy box? Because the mirrors work.
Brad Staggs (01:22:10.68)
But see, the problem I have with that is that we see that that infinity thing, cause we can see the, if you're a spirit, you don't have eyeballs. So you can see.
We're going to have to
You could, have you never watched a near-death experience? They all can see.
granted you're right you're right you're absolutely right.
How did that one see the shoe on the roof story? That's like the most famous NDE story.
Brad Staggs (01:22:43.342)
Okay,
I just love
Kelly Smith (01:22:49.196)
dies during surgery, right? And she floats out of her body and she somehow ends up on the roof of the hospital. And on like the ledge of the roof of the hospital is this one random shoe. Well, they bring her back after surgery and she's like up on the top on the roof there's she describes it perfectly like what color it was, what size it was exactly where it was. And it was there they went up it was there and there was another study.
But before you go, where was this story? Do you know them? And see, that's where I've gotten in my life is like, you know who these people are?
I have a bunch of books that I've read and it's in there.
I know. And, you know where I'm going with it. It's like, I know I'm Fox Mulder. I want to believe I
I'm of
Kelly Smith (01:23:33.954)
Have you read the Alexander one? The guy that's the brain surgeon that died? That's a good one. It's called Proof of Heaven, I think. He's a brain surgeon and he dies of meningitis. He's like the most cerebral, most brain surgeon guy you could ever, there's interviews with him all over the internet. And he comes back and gives his whole account of his near-death experience.
But no.
Brad Staggs (01:23:56.142)
I absolutely believe that happens. but it's
I know somebody very trustworthy that swears that when they were a teenager they had an out-of-body experience where they floated above their body and could see them from above. I want one of those, man!
Scalp. Gab's nose.
Kelly Smith (01:24:22.894)
You kind have to die first.
Well, but or you do the astral projection.
Or Astral Projection, you can do that with Astral Projection.
He wasn't
been the astral projection.
Kelly Smith (01:24:35.318)
This is CIA.
I'm to do anything.
it out there.
happens spontaneously. There's a CIA document about astral traveling. But he legitimately used it.
If I remember correctly, he thinks that the and I don't know what I'm talking about. So you all stop me if this doesn't sound right. He thinks his his theory was that the weird strobe effect of the marquee of the movie theater out front did something and lift.
Kelly Smith (01:25:01.72)
Yeah
And it's like affected his brain and.
Something, yeah, and somehow got him to where he
because look at what it to epileptics.
Right, okay. By the way, Born Genius does a much better job of promoting the YouTube channel than I do. It's youtube.com slash at at the mic. So if you're watching on X or you're listening on Spotify, youtube.com slash at at the mic. But I will tell you right now, the hero Wes has been rocking it on a website redesign. And I can't wait to unveil that in the near future. He is awesome. So thank you for all your hard work.
Brad Staggs (01:25:40.098)
He wants us you can hear colors and taste sounds. With the mushrooms, don't.
with the mushrooms.
You know how some people like,
I can feel it affecting my optic nerve.
Get this, get this. I haven't asked him in a long time, but I don't know, let's say eight or nine years ago, I was reading something and I was asking all the kids and Carrie and I was asking them, can you see colors for numbers? And Ezra said, absolutely. And they matched up perfectly with what I was reading. Like, I guess certain numbers have certain colors that people- And like, I just, I saw, was reading the book and I said, okay, Ezra, what color is one?
Kelly Smith (01:26:15.938)
best before.
Keith Malinak (01:26:24.022)
and what this person had written in the book. Yeah. So Ezra was getting like eight out of 10 right or something like matching up with this person. It was weird. I'm like, what is happening? I don't understand this.
Yellow.
Brad Staggs (01:26:37.836)
see numbers. I mean, the numbers and it's hard to explain but I we don't use that term anymore.
But are they colored?
I can't say that anymore, Keith.
But I see like there's a representation in my head of what Like from the year 2000 up to now Looks like I can and it's I it's hard to describe but it's it's a physical thing in my brain that I see the number
So you got, y'all ever been on the rabbit hole, the people that like don't have an internal dialogue and can't visualize things and all that? That is the most, I had a problem for a couple of days after I read that.
Brad Staggs (01:27:16.898)
Brad Staggs (01:27:22.158)
Why am I blanking on her name? Keith? No. Four minute buzz. Hillary. What the hell? could not remember Hillary's She has a
Rebecca?
Keith Malinak (01:27:34.456)
I can't remember anything. It's got a name.
Probably.
Brad Staggs (01:27:40.012)
Yeah. Imagine, she can't imagine a situation.
I can't not imagine a situation. And then they do like with the apple. you seen it with the different, with the apple? Like when you do, know, visualize an apple, like what does it look like in your head? And like some people just like circle. Like I can pick it up in my head, turn it around. I can make it different colors. I can take a bite out of it. Like.
Let me,
Brad Staggs (01:27:58.36)
So you know.
Keith Malinak (01:28:06.126)
Let me show you all something. This is youtube.com slash at the mic. And the reason I'm showing you this is, well, there we are. live right here. And there's a what? Yeah, see it's slash at. We're fighting. We're fighting. Here's the deep dives, right? All the Thursday shows, this one. OK, we're fighting again. There's a Friday live stream. See that right here? But if you go down here.
Can I turn it around?
Brad Staggs (01:28:14.208)
It's not stashed.
Brad Staggs (01:28:25.868)
again.
Brad Staggs (01:28:31.978)
Is that where is it Friday live stream where it says? Where it says Friday live stream is it put it there? I just think it's weird. I mean think what are the odds and it would be
I will.
Keith Malinak (01:28:43.022)
Can I show the audience that we have the deep dives, we have the live stream Fridays, and then we have the live stories? Because before I started doing this type of podcast, I would interview people. mean, there's a great conversation with Vern. Brian Kilmeade was on there, In fact, Brad was a two-parter. if you scroll down here, there's, mean, it's Glenn Beck. Look at there. Who's that? Shannon Bream from Fox News.
made.
Brad Staggs (01:29:01.934)
That's a lot of people, Kelly.
Kelly Smith (01:29:12.375)
What's that?
And I mean look at it we got topis on
Matthew? You're, you're, you're Matthew?
No, no, no, this is the coffee guy. different Dave Matthews. But if you go all the way down to episode two, I believe it is, is Hillary Kennedy. If you want to see, if you want to hear what Brad's talking about, this weird condition that she has. But there's Jeffies on there. But like Brad, Brad wouldn't shut the hell up. there's Stu, by the way, there's Stu who's a two parter. That's trivia question. Who were my guests that had two parts?
that day.
Keith Malinak (01:29:47.47)
It was, wait, where's episode 15? Look at this, Brad. There's part one. Where's 15? Bradley. Oh no, now I'm pissed. Now I want to see where 15 is.
Who's that?
Brad Staggs (01:30:06.758)
Is it confirmed that he was gay? Cause he looks gay. Wait, The guy that was just, what has two thumbs? It is gay.
on this.
Where is part 50? Now I'm pissed. Where's the other part for you? Anyway, so.
We gotta go back. Whoa!
I was, no, was, because you said glad and does this hat look familiar?
Brad Staggs (01:30:32.93)
This is the, if you ever look up woke Glenn Beck, this is the, this is the hat. He's wearing Sunday. This is being auctioned.
No
No, what? Well, you think I've sentimentally attached to it? Cause no.
Let me just say, look at this. Look at this right here. Look at this, right? Where does it go? Hang on. Hang on. I got it. You made me look it up for a change instead of me forcing you to look it up. There it is. Woke Glenn Beck.
I'm right.
Kelly Smith (01:31:00.238)
Thank
Right here.
There's that. Nice. Nice.
history there.
Okay, someday this will be at somebody else's hand and I'll have money.
Kelly Smith (01:31:12.334)
Right, baby? To buy more landscaping lights.
So much.
What do you guys make of the Fulton County, Georgia election office getting raided yesterday by the FBI? And confirm that Tulsi Gabbard, the record bachelor, was there. That right there, first of all, I'm so grateful to see her. I haven't seen her in forever.
I have lots of...
Kelly Smith (01:31:27.768)
Intelligent.
Keith Malinak (01:31:37.882)
So she was apparently there, yeah, at the Fullerton County office with a warrant.
Was where?
Kelly Smith (01:31:45.838)
She was all incognito, like she had a hat on.
and has something to do with the 2020 election we know that much and that's all we know
Are you going to say you one of those conspiracy theorists who think that it was stolen?
I don't know if was I don't know if it was stolen this badly but remember this remember this that everyone was like alright shut up about Germany and stuff and here's what it really was for ten to one twenty eight remember this.
Yes.
Kelly Smith (01:32:16.046)
Mm-hmm.
Yep. All right. Boy, they they and let me tell you, Sydney, why am I blanking on everybody? Did I have a strong
Okay. Sydney. Because Sweeney happened, but Sydney Powell is who
That's all need.
Sydney Powell. because I was just looking at Sydney Sweeney. But yes, Sydney Powell. Hold on.
Keith Malinak (01:32:36.062)
In the middle of the show? Can't you wait for-
Well, did you not see her whole thing? mean, she almost got arrested because of the Hollywood bra thing on Hollywood sign, which I wasn't even aware of. But she has a new right there. She could face criminal charges for her bra stunt on the Hollywood sign.
Bye-bye.
Kelly Smith (01:32:47.373)
Hollywood.
Kelly Smith (01:32:57.87)
I'm going to go bail her out of jail.
She's got a new line of lingerie. I didn't know about this either. She has a new line of lingerie. And what did she do on the Hollywood sign? I don't even know.
Throwing bras up there, she was like climbing it and throwing her lingerie, like the bras and the underwear on the Hollywood sign. Smart. Apparently you're not supposed to.
This is genius marketing right here. This is exactly what they hope would happen. And ta-da, good for her. I think she's a smart kid with huge bazoongas.
Yeah, she is.
Brad Staggs (01:33:34.04)
Actually, they're probably not that big. She's just a small human.
go back to Sidney Powell and Fulton. That's what we were talking about.
already closed it. I got you. So, yeah, they showed up there and one of the election officials made a video shortly after and she said something along the line of there had something wrong on their warrant and they had to go and get that fixed and then they came back and they took all this blah blah blah and she was very sus sounding, you know, like, yeah, there she sounded very concerned about what was taken by the FBI. We'll see if that goes anywhere with the FBI. It's a less that's the last agency I want on the scene of that. But
the, I don't know what, may have happened in the hour or so. I don't know how much time passed between them showing up with the warrant and then coming back with the corrected warrant.
You're not suggesting that they were they were doing some under maybe things you're not suggesting that because they would do that these people are
Keith Malinak (01:34:26.774)
Maybe they destroyed some evidence, who knows?
Keith Malinak (01:34:34.846)
Here is my wild fantasy that's fit for this broadcast. It's that Nicolas Maduro is in custody spilling the beans on the 2020 election. And on that tip, they ran down to the Fulton County. See, Brad doesn't think I'm...
No, I was just, that, the one that just, suddenly, suddenly everything makes.
That's actually-
said.
I've been down trying to sort it out today because this morning I was watching Newsmax and they had Napolitano on Bless His Heart. But he was saying, he was like, know, the statute of limitations are up. It's five years. We're at six years of why was Tulsi there? That's weird. But then somebody said to your point that if they think this suspect that there's a foreign actor.
Kelly Smith (01:35:24.8)
or a foreign government that that like negates the statute of limitations.
It makes me think maybe Nicolas Maduro is like there was a behind-the-scenes deal That he was like waiting with his suitcase when the guys busted him. He's like, I'm ready
That's the first thing I that said. I remember, Carrie was in her office and I walked in there. I was telling her what happened and all this stuff. was like, and this is before we knew anything about the discombobulator and all of the technology that may have been used. said, I mean, God bless our heroes, right? For in and out so quickly. I feel like it was a little too easy. Again, you knew.
didn't know about that till just now,
Brad Staggs (01:36:11.084)
with very a gunshot at one.
This is before we knew anything about any technology that was used. I thought, And I just said, I wouldn't be surprised if this was kind of coordinated out like, look, you leave Venezuela. We'll let you hang out in New York or whatever. And this was, I wasn't thinking necessarily about the 2020 election until a little bit later, I thought, wait a minute. Trump has been tweeting out all sorts of 2020 videos.
at the same time that we're getting them drug boats, he's tweeting out stuff about Venezuela in the election and now I'm like, wait, wait, wait, wait, no, no, that's what he's doing. So I don't know, man. There is so much going on that we have no clue about, but it is curious.
like let's just say for argument's sake, they do come out with some like earth shattering proof, can't be denied. Like what happens? That's not like a rhetorical question. don't know.
That's sad part.
Keith Malinak (01:37:12.322)
The thing is, that the republic is already on a bad trajectory. So this is not going to help her hurt one way the other. Honestly, the way the vaccine has affected people, cannot believe that there's not a, seriously people are going to revolt over the arrests of illegal alien child, but they're not going to revolt over, over what the vaccine may have done to them or their loved ones. Come on.
Let's have a great trip.
Kelly Smith (01:37:32.782)
Great.
Kelly Smith (01:37:39.286)
Insane.
the well and and remember we're how much are we in debt now?
38 trillion.
At least.
Which is never, ever getting balanced. Never getting. I mean, just not going to happen.
Keith Malinak (01:37:49.772)
Niner? No.
Keith Malinak (01:37:58.84)
Somebody said, here we go, here we go. Jeffy Apologist does a hell of a job with the At The Mic Show Instagram page. They took way too many photos of Maduro. I'm sorry, Maduro, this is the story, right? That we came in there, we grabbed him, security forces couldn't stop him. crap, ha ha, you used to be the leader of a country, but now you're not. And he is walking into the building. Happy New Year.
Somalis are spongy.
Brad Staggs (01:38:27.51)
What when did we do that? When did the Maduro thing happen? I just this is the Guardian November 24th.
Happy New Year!
Keith Malinak (01:38:39.928)
hint support for wait wait wait wait wait wait hold on stop this is this is i've got the clip i i had forgotten that i had the damn clip until you just brought that up what a terrible host i am what
Check this out.
Check this out. is his press conference on, was it Monday this week? When was this?
Sure. I want to know when this was. Let's see. But yeah, did you catch what Trump said? Watch this. Watch this. Watch this.
Thank you so much, President Trump. Castaneda from Lindel TV. And you spoke earlier about the 2020 election. Now that Maduro is in U.S. custody and he was criminally charged, has any more information emerged that you could share with us regarding Venezuelan election software and Venezuelan ties to tampering with the 2020 election?
Keith Malinak (01:39:28.654)
Okay, you could understand that, right? Okay.
you consider speaking to Maduro personally in prison in New York.
Time out. What's this? I'm saying our hands are they burned?
She's kind of hot.
She's wearing gloves.
Kelly Smith (01:39:42.12)
Love.
Okay, have you talked to Maduro about possible election fraud 2020?
don't think I would be doing that. think my lawyers would be very unhappy if I did. Yeah, they've learned some things.
Whoa, Whoa,
Hmm.
Kelly Smith (01:40:08.29)
What? I need to know what the big picture is. What is the outcome of all of this?
That's the problem is that if it's like everything, anything else that we've seen as of late, and I mean, as of in the past few years, when, when we get this close to something being resolved, it dissipates like fog and nothing ever happens. And it's the, it's the behind the scenes negotiate. That's why like the Epstein files let's where. Yeah.
41 days.
It's, it's all being used behind the scenes to negotiate this and that, and probably pieces of the Venezuela thing were negotiated through. Well, this Epstein file won't get out if this happens and that's it's all being used in some 4d chess game going on that we'll never see. We just see bits and pieces of it out front here. And so I, unfortunately, I don't think we ever get the big payoff. We may get one.
As George Carlin said, it's what one giant club and you're not in it.
Brad Staggs (01:41:15.276)
Right. Is Trump in it?
think so. I go back, I've one liberal friend that's pretty level headed and we can have discussions and she always says that and I don't think so. But I'm like, there's no way if he was in it that they would not have released that for the past 10 years. They would burn everybody down. Right. If Trump was in it, there is zero chance that they would have.
I don't think that's...
Keith Malinak (01:41:39.831)
the Epstein files.
Keith Malinak (01:41:45.388)
Let that out.
I was, I was referring to the one big club thing and, but the, Epson, I know I don't think he's in the Epson files, whatever the, whatever the hell that means. What I don't even know what is being in the Epson files. Right. it's not like there's a memo with detailing what happened at 401. He entered the room at four two. She entered the room four three. He entered nevermind. So yeah, he left the room.
405, he left.
But there's so that, I don't, there's no, there's no diary. don't think.
I disagree. I disagree. think that there has to be some kind of log of something or
Brad Staggs (01:42:27.404)
Just play video of some stuff happening.
You can't blackmail somebody without without it written down. Like it's just he said.
Right.
But we saw the pictures of Clinton in the hot tub with Doc. Whoa, what Bill Clinton was in a hot tub with some chick? That's wild. Who saw that coming?
I
Kelly Smith (01:42:46.99)
He all of a sudden is facing health problems. You can say whatever you want.
Can I just say?
Brad Staggs (01:42:55.989)
It's your show.
It's her show.
That's true. I don't know. just
Why?
Wes has kittens?
Brad Staggs (01:43:05.922)
something. What? didn't even know he was pregnant.
Hey! Ha ha!
Meow.
Thank you. Thank you.
I was just going to say.
Keith Malinak (01:43:18.818)
I've been publicly admonished for referring to Bill Clinton as a pedophile, and I feel like I'm just vindicated. Anyway.
But are we talking about and I'm not defending Bill Clinton by any means but the term pedophile is we're talking about kids under you know prior to puberty pre-pubescent kids that is pedophilia Right teenagers that is not pedophilia. There's a different word for that. What is it? It's teacher. No, no, well, thank you. Yeah It's like isn't it hebphilia or something like that
Yeah.
Keith Malinak (01:43:45.709)
or
Keith Malinak (01:43:50.168)
It's
Keith Malinak (01:43:54.134)
I don't know.
There is a word, there's another word for that, in that, being attracted to a 14 year old is not pedophilia being attracted to a seven year old is pedophilia. Yes. Nine years until puberty.
How about eight-year-old?
Keith Malinak (01:44:11.256)
Okay, gotcha. bad. Wait, your Brad screen has been disconnected. I can't put up your, I don't know. What? I just, if you want to refer to something, just, just don't do it yet. Well, one of them's, now I've got two things down here. I've got two boxes. One says disconnected, one says you're good. So this one says you're good. I can't do it. All right. I want to play this video.
What?
Keith Malinak (01:44:36.81)
It Kawasaki's robot horse is officially going into production. Now that sounds exciting. That sounds really exciting. And I just want to say that there are places that I personally frequent where this would be an incredible asset to have. But as you watch this video.
that one, yeah.
Keith Malinak (01:45:00.632)
Please tell me if I'm too much of... Just play the damn video.
you
It's a terrain this-
Keith Malinak (01:45:14.286)
That's cool, right?
That's the AI before that's their teaser.
Yeah, exactly. Exactly. But keep watching here. It's cool. It is very cool.
There are places in America that are barely accessible that this would come in handy. But I want to keep playing this and you tell me if I play the video.
That's why I stroke in there somewhere.
Keith Malinak (01:45:44.206)
Alright, cool. Beautiful places you can get to with this little Kawasaki horse. Okay, here we go. Alright.
you
Kelly Smith (01:45:50.126)
you
They let the good times crawl.
Getting all up in there.
That thing is a dump truck!
Don't try, Kawasaki has confirmed its Corleio robot horse will enter production, debut at Expo 2030 in Riyadh and be sold to consumers by 2035. I'm sorry. We're nine years away from this. Why the hell are you telling me about it right now? Honestly, that's, does Kawasaki need funding for this?
Keith Malinak (01:46:31.586)
The fact that I am an impatient SOB to think, if I can't buy this within the next three years, don't you dare start teasing me about this. I just feel like this feels so stupid. Like it's so far out there. We are so used to the compressed timeline. Maybe it's just me, but I feel like this thing could be ready by 2029 at the latest. Or don't even tell me about it.
Always use other people's money.
Kelly Smith (01:46:58.166)
the robot dogs. There's a whole...
Why is it, why is the robot horse on like a 10 year project timeline?
They mess with us. There's a ghost show that they use a robot dog to go out and look for cryptids and ghosts and stuff. And it's really cute.
Does it have silicon lips?
What? No. What? No, the-
Brad Staggs (01:47:26.008)
The no, the the emo robot that has silicone lips that it learns to move its lips more accurately by staring at itself in the mirror and then watching YouTube. this is here it is. This is the it has 26 facial motors. No. And see, this is happening right now. That's that's that's 10. You can't ride the robot. You can't ride the white pony for 10 years if you're going to ride.
Brad Staggs (01:47:54.924)
ride the white horse.
Yeah, Lippy with Lippy robot. I'm good with the dogs and the horses. I don't like the people robots too much.
I do. I want one.
How soon do dudes are marrying chick robots?
that's already happened. Keep up.
Kelly Smith (01:48:08.142)
There's a that married Groff the other day.
Let me first of all, didn't see. Hang on. Can I can can I just rephrase this? When do we start having dudes marrying chick robots legally like it becomes a recognize marriage?
Why does it matter if it's legal?
What color is it gonna be on the rainbow flag?
I mean, you've got women marrying trains and buildings and yeah. Well, you know what, Keith love is love. How dare you judge somebody for loving a tailpipe.
Kelly Smith (01:48:46.064)
Office love.
I'm so glad you said that because that's all could think about.
Does the robot does the girl robot get to have to use the restroom with me too in the changing room? Are we going to go through all that again?
Do you have to put the seat down for the female?
of hearts.
Brad Staggs (01:49:01.579)
And what comes out? It's like he is motor oil or.
owner oil
Talk about anything else, like literally.
There's video of this robot talking. It's not even moving. She looks Asian.
Keith Malinak (01:49:25.726)
Hold on, on, on, on,
Yes, I could. could tie a thousand dollars to its face.
Go ahead.
I was playing.
audio and I can't control the audio
Brad Staggs (01:49:39.596)
Well, there's no, it, it, probably is just the point of seeing the lips move.
Wait, wait, wait, here's what she's saying. I hate you. Your mother is annoying. And I should never marry
You always leave your socks in the living room.
Why are you-
It's you
Brad Staggs (01:49:58.304)
It still doesn't. It still doesn't. There's too many muscles in the face.
And bananas and rice.
Keith Malinak (01:50:06.638)
Too many muscles in face. But I think that when you said 26, that number sounded accurate for like a smile or something.
Yeah, doesn't it take was it it's like it only takes 13 muscles to smile, but it takes 47 to frown or whatever that is, which is
Well, its eyes don't move when it's talking either.
Right.
Yeah, I love how remember how the the the robots used to be like over emphasize the eyes they would look angry
Kelly Smith (01:50:33.28)
I'm
Well, we're close. We are very close.
Elon says that they're going to be in every house in like the next 10 years. I think that's what he said.
You know, Jeffy always says you get the one that'll do it you have to it has to do it without you telling it to do it. It has to just clean the house. It has to get everything, you know, do it like a woman. You shouldn't have to tell a woman what to do. They just do it. The the good one. I mean, you know, the crappy ones. Anybody have a crappy one? They don't. They're a dime a dozen right out there.
The dishwasher.
Kelly Smith (01:50:59.854)
You got a good one.
Kelly Smith (01:51:07.106)
That's what a diamond does.
Hollywood. You're strippers winger.
Hey, I don't want to go off too far on tan. Not on this show, but here's a question for you. Do you think that they're keeping technology away from us about cars like hydrogen, water, something like that, you know, that would replace gas vehicles? I understand that. I understand that. just wanted to set the table. Yeah, OK. I agree with you 100%.
No, wouldn't want to do that.
Brad Staggs (01:51:28.59)
been proven.
Brad Staggs (01:51:36.11)
Well, we'll do it.
Well, that segues into my next question. Brad, you're You're frozen, but we can hear you. you got to, just so you know, you don't look retarded or anything like that. You just look like you're very serious. OK, so we can hear you.
What I do, what I do.
I am.
Great.
Brad Staggs (01:51:55.438)
have control of brad now you'll never see him again
is eight minutes.
Keith Malinak (01:52:08.834)
Now it's just a black void if you want to back out
Forever be gone.
So Brad, if you wanna-
Ghost Thing just said he hides!
wow. OK, so Brad, if you want to pull out and then come back in.
Kelly Smith (01:52:25.015)
It's going off now.
Okay, so pull out and then enter when you're ready. But what I was wanting to say here is we agree that they are keeping technology away from us when it comes to vehicles and alternative type fuel sources. So are they, have they already cured cancer and they're keeping that from us too? What do you think?
Correct.
Kelly Smith (01:52:51.628)
Well, like, 100%. I mean, there's so much money in curing the cancer.
Yeah, like you got to make a there's Brad. Hey, Brad, you're moving now. Yay.
I have returned Controller Brad to you.
What's your name if you're not Brad?
mark
Keith Malinak (01:53:14.222)
Hold on. I'm sorry. Let's pull you down. Hang on a me just give him a second to think of a cooler name. So if you're on Brad, then what is your name, Of course. See? Much better. So
I'm gozok
Brad Staggs (01:53:31.598)
Thank you. I'll be here all week.
be here tomorrow, right? Hey, don't forget. We do the Friday. This has been the tame version of Friday live. We'll do that again tomorrow at 3 PM Eastern. then then not Friday. It's a weird week with the weather in Dallas. And then and then next next week and Kelly, you should take note of this as well. Next next Thursday, I'm going to do a deep dive. I have no idea what the topic is yet. But but next Friday, Kelly, there's no Friday live on February
We took you to the hill.
Brad Staggs (01:53:44.44)
This isn't Friday?
Kelly Smith (01:53:49.006)
the weather.
Keith Malinak (01:54:03.746)
Wow. Six, no, February six. So so
Is next Friday February 6 already?
Mm-hmm.
It's been January for three years though.
So, just so you know, I love how we had the mildest winter and then January gets there is like,
Keith Malinak (01:54:26.158)
That's pretty fun. Wait, okay, I don't like Gorsuch. He's kind of rude, honestly. So, hustle, bitch.
you
Brad Staggs (01:54:36.672)
I love hustle bits actually.
I sent a link from hustle pitch to a liberal friend of mine and I said watch this video I'd like your thoughts on it. can't remember what the topic was but it was like I don't even remember I honestly don't and he replied okay so you want me to overlook the fact that the guy's handle is hustle bitch before I respond to this video anyway but listen to that I'm not gonna play the Chris Cuomo clip here but but
Thank
Keith Malinak (01:55:07.288)
But they're talking about there's a universal cancer treatment to extend the lung, breast, pancreatic, glioblastoma. then Jeffy on Pat today over on The Blaze, he was talking about how in lab rats, they've cured pancreatic cancer. That goes back to my earlier question. Do you think they're holding back a cure for cancer? And if so, that's what it's a
Yeah.
Keith Malinak (01:55:36.6)
Think about this. just- Why isn't-
Biden dead yet.
Thank you. That's just about to ask. Same form of cancer that Scott has.
We've talked today about about
Hopefully he'll die soon.
Brad Staggs (01:55:52.651)
Is that an Aryan?
We've talked about what might trigger a real revolution in this country. the vaccine, COVID vaccine fallout hasn't the 2020 election. I doubt that that would move the would. Well, I think because I'm bad at explaining things, bitch, shut up. So all I'm trying to say is that if it turns out that a cancer cure was being kept from us.
used.
Brad Staggs (01:56:17.006)
That's a woman.
Keith Malinak (01:56:27.566)
You don't think so?
I try to get Grok to tell me like how close we are and what would set it off and it won't. But I feel like we all kind of.
The only thing I think will do it is either the attack from Mars or Yellowstone erupting. Those are only two things I. Not that I, well, not necessarily a revolution in the, terms of the strictest definition of a revolution, but in terms of a major reset of society.
that cause us to fight each other.
Keith Malinak (01:56:55.406)
I only want to play this 71 second clip because I'm hoping someone out there will benefit from this. And here you go. Two ways to starve cancer cells. I hope that this clip somehow, someway saves somebody's life.
sure.
Cancer only has two fuel sources. Without them, tumors die. Hi, I'm Keith. Are you confused by all the conflicting health advice today? Yes. I'm a seven-year cancer survivor, and I've reversed all five of my chronic diseases without medication. If you want to experience better health, stick around to the end of this video. Cancer's two fuel sources are glucose and glutamine. Glucose comes from sugar.
Hey!
Brad Staggs (01:57:40.46)
like in packaged food where the line item added sugar is not zero. It also comes from simple carbohydrates like breads and pastas and nearly every junk food. Beer and glutamine comes from two sources. Your body makes it and it's even in the healthiest foods. But what you can do is disrupt this uptake in metabolism in cancer cells by drinking green tea, eating mushrooms, having turmeric and moringa in its recipes.
and eating fermented foods like sauerkraut. A little bit more about me. I have also studied over 4,000 clinical papers on.
Anyway, he's
And for only $19.95 he'll send you all the research. Which may be legit, who knows, but he seemed too friendly.
No, we're not gonna go.
Keith Malinak (01:58:31.584)
I want people to be
I have the cure for cancer and I'm willing to share it with you. it's just 1995.
Why do you have five chronic diseases? That's kind
Can I just say, and I know that my mom's not watching, but can I just say Keith is just a just a bad name. It's just.
Shitty Living.
Brad Staggs (01:58:50.892)
No, it's not. I That's a good name. It's a good strong.
my gosh, you seen, you know what, tomorrow I'm bringing two clips to you that live on the internet about how bad of
You know what the name Keith means? Strongman. Strongman.
What does it mean? it up. Google for me, I'm too tipsy to look it for me.
Strongman
Brad Staggs (01:59:15.692)
Hey, Siri, what does the name? shit. can't.
Wait.
Kelly Smith (01:59:21.612)
Hold on, I grok in it.
I want to two videos for you before we go. So I know we're bumping up against the two hour mark, but bear with me here.
It means wood forest or woodland.
Told you it's Strongman.
That's right, wood. Hello, my name is Keith. That means wood. OK, I love this. OK, I'm sorry that there was an explosion here. But I want you to see what happens here. This is the difference between the speed of light and speed of
Kelly Smith (01:59:54.122)
damn!
You see what happened to his windshield?
Yeah
Brad Staggs (02:00:05.752)
Where's his?
I don't know, Brad. I just know I hear the American cuss word shit and then I hear some whispering in another language.
Yeah.
Okay, I'm sure it's real.
It is real. I know just so you know I did look this up and I already forgot and I didn't write it down but I asked Grok if it was real and it was and he told me I think Romania or something I forget some sort of plant explosion or something.
Brad Staggs (02:00:24.62)
I just said I'm it's real.
Kelly Smith (02:00:38.36)
to
Doctor! He's a doctor!
Russia, don't know who gives a crap. It's other side of the planet. That's all I know. Last thing before we go here, I see that Brad's already clocked out. day, Kelly, Brad, Rebecca, Gabby, Wes, I'm going to be able to pay you. Trust me.
Go!
Kelly Smith (02:01:02.41)
I just want that shirt.
Lights are on a timer. It's the bar.
Wait, what shirt?
from Wes's store.
Yeah, okay, so that's I I told you guys last time pick out a shirt I will buy it for you, please and what is the website? West if you're still in the thing, but the link there wait is Brad what is happening?
Brad Staggs (02:01:26.414)
Look, the bar BJ's is now like open and
Hang on, you know, wait, BJ's is open.
sorry, I'm looking at wrong camera.
my last video I'm saving it for next time because I've already lost Brad
you
Keith Malinak (02:01:45.998)
Quick question, quick question. Why is the restaurant named Peach?
Why would you ask him that?
Bradley John?
If you go into the restaurant, right? You've gone in there and been like,
Bradley.
Brad Staggs (02:02:04.45)
So, well, the first question they always ask is where and how much it's like.
This is too much to drink.
Keith Malinak (02:02:14.218)
Hey, hey, can I just say real quick and then I'll hang up and we'll be done for the day.
Okay.
My Beavis and Butthead impression earlier on X, if you haven't seen it, I'm really- No, no, no, I'm angry about it. I'm angry about it because I didn't realize when I posted it that there was a glitch in the recording because every time I start a Butthead impression, it starts with, Hey, Beavis, check it out. And it edited it, like it cut it out. Hey, Beavis, check it out.
Great.
Kelly Smith (02:02:49.848)
Love it.
Bastards. Friends.
brad's gone i'm tipsy kelly's got things to do i should probably hang up now until you will see you tomorrow on the friday livestream i love this music i literally just want to keep the livestream going going just so i can hear this
you
Brad Staggs (02:03:08.482)
This is a personal track of my... this is a written by me. Well, written by my prompt.
my mushrooms.
Sorry, I hate them.
Keith Malinak (02:03:29.707)
You can't get good help anymore. Hey ladies and gentlemen, thanks for hanging out I appreciate you being a part of the Thursday deep dive. boy, we didn't dive deep into anything.
I'm deep. I'm deep.
It's worth it.
and um this music is awesome i love it we'll see you tomorrow uh 22 hours from now for the friday live stream where i will probably drink even more than i have today weekend is here
Keith Malinak (02:04:06.798)
great jazz artist, Brad.
Keith Malinak (02:04:15.97)
Kelly's gotta go pick up the boys, sorry.
They're already home, and I gotta go pick them up.
Okay, I should probably hang up now.
Okay. Okay.
