Speaker 2 (00:00.45)
Hello. Welcome to Friday. See one thing that y'all don't realize is after I pull the music down, I still hear it when y'all don't hear it. So I have to hunt around here and I've got Michael Hutchins RIP in my ear and there we go. Okay. okay. I like this, Jonathan. The dream team is back to make our Friday fun. Does Brad have his Boeing button ready? Is Rebecca actually awake in Norway?

Will Keith breakout grimace? Keith is going to break out grimace early today. Keith is actually already sheathed grimace in his Nebraska corn huskers. Cousy. So I'm ready. My gosh, there's so much to say. First of all, all of you that have reposted this, that is so cool. Thank you, Jonathan. Thank you, B Brown. I thought I saw another one in there. And just to answer, oops, not that one. Where'd you go, Lepp? Where'd you go? No.

better not be the same pre-shown tunes as last time. I've got a playlist of about 400 songs deep and I'm only in the hundreds. So we got a long way to go, but it not be no pre show replay.

It's enough of that.

I hope everyone's doing great. If you missed yesterday's deep dive, the Colonel was back for part two of Operation Gladio where, you know, the sea. I look at that. Thank you. I see you look at that curmudgeon US. Thank you so much. Operation Gladio with the CIA, the mafia and the Vatican were up to for about 75 years after the after world war two.

Speaker 3 (01:39.81)
So much information.

Let me get all these banners off the screen. They're kind of annoying. I know. Okay, there we go. We got there. As always, thank you to Wes, my gosh, the man. I'm just always texting him. Hey, can we get this? get it. So great. What a hero. So follow him. He puts all the show links up on YouTube and Rumble and Spotify and so on, all those places. He does so much for the show. Thumbnails, which the Ozzy, boy, the Black Sabbath thumbnail today.

Follow him at that guy at PGU. Gabby handling all the stuff over at Instagram at Jeffy Apologist. Follow her on X as well. Just just two great people that I'm so grateful for. Now there's two other people that I'm so grateful for. There's one of them. What's going on with your microphone, bro?

Sorry, I was just I had to take notes because I wanted to make sure that I got it correct that your sheathed grimace, which is a butt plug, was re tweeted by B Brown.

Speaker 2 (02:49.632)
at real bread stags on Twitter.

I did tell me I'm I know because we live in a damn simulation and I'm convinced of it now that. Thing is real.

I can't. can't.

Speaker 2 (03:00.536)
So I just want to, I want to point out that Brad hosts the show every morning on the daily mojo.com. I know you hang out with, with our friend, Jeff Fisher on your ex account there. Why was I holding this up? You actually put it on your, on your name tag there. So I don't know. That's kind of overkill, I guess, but every, every Saturday morning at 10 AM Eastern, if I'm not, I don't know, but shut up. Okay. There's Rebecca, Mr. Reagan.

Call it, that's a name tag?

Speaker 2 (03:30.147)
Mr. Reagan for this show. Hold on a second. Of course he gets pro.

You just wake up.

I just came back from the beach.

Hold on a second. Hold on rewind.

You can't go to the beach. Knocked up. can't go to the beach.

Speaker 2 (03:43.522)
There's too much happening in your life.

You're like six months pregnant or so. I saw a tweet this morning and I don't know maybe I messed up the time zones but I saw a tweet this morning where someone referred to you as refrigerator. was yesterday. Okay I was about to say how did you at six months pregnant go to the mall in the beach and a live stream but okay that was yesterday.

That was yesterday, but that is actually the funniest. And I'm sorry if you hear the noise in the background. That's just Frigg. She's cleaning the floors. My new slave robot. I went to the mall.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Yeah, we'll have to revisit Frigg. Whoa.

Well, I was minding my own business. I was having a smoothie, you know, doing my little chores. And then this woman comes out of nowhere. my God. You are so beautiful. You're it's so pregnancy looks so natural on you. It's like an integrated refrigerator door from Ikea. I was like. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (04:49.397)
That's a compliment, You should. Listen, listen, there is somebody that I, holy shit, we're starting off with 6.8 % alcohol by volume. So, and by the way, Steve Stoneman sends me beers, like just unsolicited and I'm so grateful, but this is a Sacred Cow IPA. So we're going to give it a shot here. I have no idea.

I'm not pregnant.

Speaker 2 (05:14.988)
But what I wanted to ask you, Rebecca, you were talking about being pregnant and stuff. So are you, shit.

You know how that happened, by the way, Rebecca?

I

I know exactly. You know how boys are so embarrassed about 13 years because they get boners and shit? Well, we walk around for nine months with bellies and then we're having a kid tag along for the rest of our lives so you can actually see what we were doing.

Speaker 1 (05:44.43)
Boners? What's a boner?

What is a boner?

Please.

Hey, remember that phone call just before the program, You remember that? Just so you know, I didn't start anything.

is not the first thing out of my mouth.

Speaker 2 (06:02.094)
That's what you...

You

Before I forget, we have some programming notes coming up here. So next week it will be Brad and I, along with a friend of mine, Delahl Bruckman, and she's going to join us because I know Rebecca, you're going to be traveling. Yes. And then the week after that on Friday.

You can't travel. No, you can't. You can't go to the beach. can't travel. You can't do all that stuff.

Of course I can.

Speaker 3 (06:31.662)
You're life, Brad, I'm telling you.

Man.

So there's just there's gonna be a different cast of care characters for the next few weeks here Then I vanish for a few weeks and then we'll get back to I think a normal way of doing things here after Labor Day So normal idea of this. Yeah, that's a fair put. I started to say so when I was a kid, I was with someone and Well, I'll just say it. I was in the yard. My mom and I were

hanging out in the yard and this woman who kept walking by every night in our neighborhood, pregnant, pushing a stroller, lovely lady. And so one night my mom decided, you know what, I'm going to go and talk to her. And she's clearly pregnant. And the night she decided to go and start a conversation with her, the woman had just had a miscarriage. And so I'm with Brad. You never...

EY!

Speaker 2 (07:31.618)
I never ever said I was scarred for life. was in like sixth grade, fifth grade, and I decided right then and there, I am never going up to a woman I presume is pregnant and saying anything. it's, it's, you know, it's all barge. Nothing good can come from that. Nope. So anyway. Thanks.

That was a great story.

I hate you so much.

Speaking of like stuff not being normal and that like, are you in a cemetery?

Because we've got to put Aussie in the hole here.

Speaker 3 (08:04.59)
when that is-

Mal and then Malcolm goes here. Let's see Hulk. I think here and the weird thing is, though, is the whole we dug for Ozzy is like square. So I don't know if we're like just dicing him up into pieces and tossing him in there or.

Okay, alright hold on Jonathan's got a great question here. Norway has beaches?

That's a good one.

Speaker 3 (08:29.55)
Yes. So I went to today what we Norwegian refer to as Southland. I drove for a while. I went down to some of the few.

Their llama?

Speaker 2 (08:44.718)
Ooh, balmy 73 there.

Yeah, it's good. It was great, actually. let me find a picture for

Be specific.

Is it a naked one or is it just?

No, from the beach. mean, it's more like.

Speaker 1 (09:01.998)
Don't you have naked beaches in Norway?

Hold on, time out. While you're looking for the picture of the beach, I've got to tell Brad something. I only recently discovered by chance, by yes, just complete chance. I'm looking at the Google maps out here near me, brother. There is a nude like resort. And when I went to their website, I'm like, what the hell is this? Cause it showed up on a little map there. And it says,

yes.

Speaker 2 (09:34.38)
What makes us unique in Texas is clothing isn't an option here. Like you're naked all the time. And it's just, mean, it's a stone's throw from, I've lived here for 13 years, had no idea it was.

It's let me when we were at and I'm not going to tell you the we part was, but we were in was it Jamaica? Well, it was one of the Caribbean islands and there was the resort that we were at had a nude side and a prude side. Well, the the nude side, they were like the naked Nazis and you couldn't I mean, there was like you can't you can't just walk over there and check it out if you're going to cross the line over into the nude side.

You gotta show yourself.

You are going to take your clothes off, which I've never been opposed to. But until you tell me I have to, and then as soon you tell me I have to, it's like, blow me. I'm not doing it. And, but then, uh, did. And quite frankly, you get better service on the nude side than the prude side. I know it's going to come as a shock.

I love that the nude side or the prude side

Speaker 2 (10:43.832)
Yeah.

And it's weirdly not sexual. know you're going to go. It's weirdly not sexual. It's Equalizing. Until you you run into the guy named Tex and you're like, damn, I see why they call you Tex.

I won't be going to fight.

Speaker 2 (11:01.982)
everything's bigger in text. Okay, so let's see what we got here. Were you able to find the picture there or?

It's true

Speaker 3 (11:11.054)
I actually posted a video so I can share that with you because that's better. I didn't really take a good pic.

I found a picture, you can put that one.

Wait a minute, hold on, hold on. can't do 15 things at once here.

You can.

Coming, coming. just need to get the link from my Instagram.

Speaker 2 (11:26.764)
Hang on, hang on. looking for your, are you going to put it on Twitter? Like, should I open up your Twitter and find it there?

I'm not putting it on Twitter, no, it's,

I'd like to open up her Twitter.

All right.

I usually don't put stuff like this on Twitter. My Twitter is...

Speaker 1 (11:45.859)
Right.

Yeah, like I'm a professional. All of a sudden we got it. So, OK, Brad, do you recall my battle with Hertz rent a car? It's OK if you don't as well. Five years ago, it was very public. I talked about it on Pat Show, my day job over at the Blaze. I tweeted about it and it was just a nightmare. And what happened was they charged me for two rentals. It's a long story, but one reservation got canceled and then I had to do another one because the person that had made the original.

My father-in-law, his flight was delayed. It was a mess. But I ended up getting charged twice and Hertz would not back down.

I'm sorry, I was looking at Rebecca's Instagram. Did you say something?

Speaker 2 (12:29.742)
Well, I'm glad I started in on my story there.

story.

So you need to turn a sound off on that video, by the way.

There's too many things I've got to remember here.

Do you have a tattoo on your foot? That had to hurt like hell.

Speaker 2 (12:47.357)
I have three

I to use on my same foot bread and it did hurt like hell.

Why do I even try?

I

Isn't that beautiful?

Speaker 1 (12:56.056)
I mean, yes. That's the nicest pisser San Diego.

I got news for you, that's not a beach.

That looks like the green water of the Chicago River.

looks like what don't mean. Well, this is

You guys. Horrible, beautiful.

Speaker 1 (13:10.671)
Horrible. looks like it's OK. What color is that one?

Whoa!

Yeah, okay. I got it in there.

That's what he's talking

Yes, he did.

Speaker 3 (13:22.742)
And I do. I was wearing my Galveston beach cap by the way.

Okay, so there

Sorry, stop talking. ruining the moment by talking. Let's just go back to that.

Well, being serious. don't I'm not being. It's not a beach, it's a dock.

It's a beach, it's right there.

Speaker 3 (13:38.766)
It's little like sandy beach in the middle. And my point being that most of us, the south of Norway is kind of like smooth rocks. So wherever you go, you're

rock

Speaker 1 (13:48.77)
See you guys.

Speaker 3 (13:52.622)
But the water was really nice. I went for a swim. I went down there to see my friend Hannah. She came over to Norway from Switzerland with her family. So yeah, we had a great day.

You have a great Instagram.

What's the... Where's your tattoo? DeGaribare wants me to ask Brad. You got a new tattoo somewhere?

Those are some nice goats.

Speaker 1 (14:20.94)
I don't, she does. Didn't you see the, no, sorry, it was me looking over here. She has a tattoo on her foot.

Okay, but the gear bear wants to know where your newest tattoo is.

I don't have a new tattoo. I've got the same tattoo I've always had on my arm.

Okay, what is it?

It's Rebecca, which is really weird that I didn't even know her back then. I have a tattoo of her. It's you've seen it. It's.

Speaker 2 (14:48.142)
Oh, oh, that's cool. Route 66 route 66. I did it first. I corrected my back off. Yeah. There's a you know what in Oklahoma on on route 66 on route 66 in Oklahoma, just north of town there. Oklahoma City is a there's the it's the coolest like pop bottle soda pop coke shop with

Did you say right?

Speaker 1 (14:59.8)
Hey, what's wrong with you?

Speaker 2 (15:16.626)
every freaking Coca-Cola or soda pop beverage you can imagine. And I encourage everybody, you made me think of it when I saw the Route 66 tattoo.

I should go get my cucumber soda. I never opened it. When we went to the UFO museum, we got cucumber soda and bacon soda.

look, I love the bacon, but I'm not drinking it. Okay.

I baby, I just...

Speaker 1 (15:44.465)
I know, but cucumber might be good.

Oh, so did you guys hear that ring? I, shame on me for not knowing this. And I can probably wait for everyone to come back. Maybe I should go and pee right now. Everyone's not, not a clue.

That is.

You want me to tell you? No, it's the it's the the yip yips.

phone.

Speaker 3 (16:11.138)
The what now?

The the the yip yips. Do you remember?

What can I show everybody my pussy right now?

Yes, because I can show them mine too at the same time. that will make us it'll be a pair of pussies right there on the screen. Yours is yours is bigger than mine though. Yours is huge.

I will end that.

Speaker 2 (16:31.306)
I know. Why did I? You know, I should have just said goodbye and just let the first stream go. I don't know why you did.

Again, Keith, I'm just going to point out that I...

I got it. Get your cat, man. Shit. Just get the cat, get it out of your system, put it in front of camera, and let's move the hell on. Holy shit.

While I do have a decent sized pussy here, it's just there's nothing I mean look at the size of that one

Speaker 3 (17:04.962)
He's my baby.

How much does your cat weigh? dear god.

Seven kilos.

Mine, how do you measure?

I know, I mean you make me do this every damn time. How many pounds is seven kilos? It is

Speaker 3 (17:25.793)
He's a good boy, he is.

It's a boy. 15 and a half pounds?

It's a boy pussy. That's a heavy pussy.

It is. Yeah, I've pussy, yeah.

really is. It's a heavy pussy, which is kind of a weird thing when you stop and think about it I don't even know how you measure the right cat, huh? Isn't that right? Hold on. Here we go. Look at him. He's just he's just the happiest pussy. right.

Speaker 2 (17:54.638)
Aren't y'all glad you came over here to the backup stream?

See? This is like, fun cat stories.

Speaker 1 (18:05.198)
I'll get the tail because hey, did you notice that he's there's his butt.

Yeah, I love the fact that Keith is not only just like hating this with his entire face, he's also now blushing.

I don't know that I'm blushing. I'm waiting to, waiting to, until I can move on. Let me know when

covered. Does your pussy shed? It a lot of hair. I feel like I need to shave that one. I mean, just to keep it from.

And when you do, be sure to charge for that, okay? People will tune in, I'm sure they'll love seeing that. so... Okay, can we stop talking about the damn cat? God.

Speaker 1 (18:43.059)
that's a good point.

Speaker 1 (18:47.884)
Washed? I've washed my pussy several times.

Speaker 3 (18:53.846)
I never wash my-

Really? You should try it. It smells better. He smells better. Does it really? Kind of like a self-cleaning. Did Keith leave? Why did he leave? don't understand.

Wash yourself, you know?

Yes.

Where did you think it was?

Speaker 3 (19:07.374)
Yes!

Why did it leave? Why did it leave?

sorry this is too far I've been with like I didn't barely sleep last night yeah I went out did a two-hour drive to go down south and then came back here and I wasn't sure I'm make it in time I was like I'm kind of tired now I'm so excited that yeah

So dedicated.

Went south and you got excited?

Speaker 2 (19:34.69)
Thank you so much for being a team player. We appreciate it a lot. What did I do? Yeah, I was complimenting her. I was thanking her for being a team player.

I did the same stuff she did.

You drove two hours south and ran. yeah, you did actually. Last week. Our two weeks went as hell. Yeah, that's fair. Okay, so this is interesting though. And I don't know how I feel about this. And I seriously, I'm asking you guys, the awesome audience, and I need, because I don't like intrusive, the surveillance state that we live in.

Yeah.

Speaker 2 (20:13.27)
whether it's the government or whether it's just cameras on people's houses. I mean, it's cool to know when someone's showing up at your house. get it. Yes, technology is really cool. But what do think of this? Ring is, they've got this new thing now. It's a drone camera. And so it flies above your house, monitors the surroundings, and then it goes back to the little charger and it parks itself. And it just kind of does like a little sentry patrol.

and, I just.

Why was that? Why is that a bad thing?

I'm not saying it is. I'm literally on the fence on this one because it's not the, there's no, not a chance in hell I'm going to put cameras in my house, but I don't even want to, I'm ready to even put them outside my house. But now I'm probably going to get this thing, this little drone thing that just kind of, it does its little monitoring and it goes back down and it just kind of, what do y'all think of that? Do you like that?

I think I like it except I hate it though when you get the videos of the neighbors when they're out sunbathing in their backyard. The hot neighbors that you end up writing to magazines about.

Speaker 2 (21:29.184)
And you would hate to accidentally grab that. Shot. Picture. Look, video. You hate it.

I would hate that it would be bad to get that picture of you know

Is there a story in the stack, that Brad cannot bastardize?

No, I can answer that. No.

I'd like to bastardize her story. See? It doesn't matter. It doesn't, you can, anything.

Speaker 2 (21:57.966)
It's 250 bucks for this thing, by the way. That's not bad. It's called the Doorbell Plus.

That's not very much.

Speaker 1 (22:07.094)
is called the house guarding drone. It's a very catchy name.

It has no wires and it's only up there for five minutes. comes back down, charges five minutes.

What good does it do then? Okay, if you let's say that you're right.

Right? Right? And you're like, okay.

Rocker or something. This is perfect, right? Because you know that you can go home or you can leave the house whatever

Speaker 1 (22:30.766)
Yeah, but if you're the bad guy, you go, all right, it just went up. It took its now I go in. I mean, that's like a Mission Impossible theme.

I will say that while I do have cameras, they're not necessarily connected to, you know, some other third party. That I don't want

Well, and I don't like ring.

ring like a camera on my door

I have, well, I'm not going to tell you what I have that way. No one can figure out how to bust into it sideways. But Ring started getting a little too greedy with they wanted to charge for everything. They do. And that's the problem.

Speaker 2 (23:13.294)
What you thinking about getting two of these drones? You know, they just alternate.

But if it only goes up there for five minutes at a time.

I don't know how long it's going to stay charged before the next go-around though.

Well, and they're noisy. You've been around drones. Were you there the day at the studio, Keith, that the guy, and this has been, gosh, what, 10 years ago at least, where the guy brought in the expensive drone?

Mmm, somebody broke it. Or he broke it. Somebody broke it.

Speaker 1 (23:40.206)
He was like, you know, back then the the the flying drugs were I mean really expensive and this was like 10 000. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This thing works. And then it was like and it got real quiet in there but it's like, that's it was uncomfortably quiet. Yeah, that was not.

And like the bridge up top. Yes.

Speaker 2 (23:50.99)
Boom. And then it was gone. was like.

Speaker 2 (24:01.538)
I wonder what an HOA would think about your little flying drone. Because here's an HOA in Arizona. this story has a hold on, dear God, here we go. Has a happy ending. There we go. OK. So what happens is there's a guy in Arizona where he gets.

they'd like it.

Speaker 1 (24:17.774)
How smug she looks right now.

Okay.

see that. hang on you don't see the look. Dallas Fort Worth airport hang on 98 we still haven't hit 100 at the airport we've hit 102 around here but not at the airport the official reading this is so far the third summer in Dallas history that hasn't hit 100 and we're still we're just hanging on by the skin of our teeth it's 98 at the airport right now but listen and Arizona gets very hot and.

on her face I'll

Speaker 1 (24:47.522)
He doesn't have skin.

can I finish? The guy in the neighborhood, there's a guy who set out a cooler and said free water. And so his neighbors are on a walk or whatever and is dying of thirst, you know, they can help themselves to some free water. And it's a very nice gesture. And all the neighborhood loves this guy for sitting out a cooler, a chest filled with water bottles and doesn't ask for anything. He's not soliciting, whatever. It just sits there. And the HOA was like, you can't have.

I'm sorry, you can't have that. their justification was the lawyer, an attorney for the HOA said that the community rules do not allow a resident to advertise water bottle distribution from a portable ice chest located right next to the garage that is visible from neighboring property. Remember, he's not selling this. He's not asking for anything. It just says free cold water. So.

Did he know that when he moved into the place?

I don't who cares. It's a stupid rule. anyway, they get together they get together HOA meeting because it turned out elections were coming up and out of 210 votes cast 190 went against the three board members. They have now been kicked off the HOA board and there's

Speaker 1 (26:00.13)
just doing their job.

It's stupid. I hate it.

I'm not saying it's not stupid. I'm just saying they were doing their job and if they as the as the HOA I mean if everybody get together and and agreed with look we're not gonna you know let people do humanitarian things like offer water to people who might be dying of thirst because we're dicks and everybody went okay let's do that because we're all dicks and they they agreed and then the one guy who isn't a dick but moved in with the whole community of dicks

He was like, hey, I don't want to be a dick, but I moved in with a bunch of dicks. And so, I mean, he's just doesn't he have to follow the rules like everybody else? No one's above the law.

I mean, you're taking the stance that I would normally take, but there's just some things that I just, I guess I collapse my integrity on and I just say, you know what? Let the people have some damn bottles of cold water.

Speaker 1 (26:58.018)
give the people what they want. Where is this? Where'd you say it was? I see it's hot out there too. Hello? It's hot. Well, it's hot. I mean, it's hot. Well, I think if you look at my screen, you'll understand it's hot there. It's hot in California. It's hot in all these places. I mean, it's a perfect time.

Arizona.

I should just...

I said that, did I not?

Speaker 2 (27:15.0)
Get it.

Speaker 2 (27:21.23)
I asked Brad to bring this at some point today. Bring this story up. The serial butt sniffer arrested in Bourbon.

What better time than when it's really hot to be out there sniffing butts?

Can I just say about the cereal butt sniffer? everyone's got their thing. She woke up! Everybody's got their thing, okay? Look, and I can look past a lot of kinks, but this one right here, this is where I'm drawing the line. No butt sniffers, come on.

Hell?

Speaker 1 (27:53.294)
Why do you hate butt sniffers so much? He was arrested multiple times for sniffing women's butts while in public. He was arrested again this week for the same crime, Calise Caron Crowder. I believe, isn't that- You give him a butt.

He looks like a nice guy.

I've heard a lot in his life.

has he when he runs real fast he whistles is that not steven crowder's cousin kalis carone crowder he was arrested to what they're same there's a resemblance he was arrested tuesday by officers in burbank at the walmart and if you're gonna be sniffing my gosh where else would you be doing it

You know what, time out. Shame on me. Shame on me. I gotta throw a flag on the play at myself here. Because I saw where you were going with this, Brad. And I said to myself, if you're gonna sniff butts, don't do it at a Walmart. And I had to stop myself. No, you're not gonna sniff butts anywhere, man. Stop it.

Speaker 1 (28:54.668)
What you you act like this is is weird, this is the victor I don't know where that is but police originally responded to the Nearby nordstrom rack in the same see he didn't he was sniffing butts anywhere nordstrom high-end walmart, you know middle of the cut he He is I mean, do you think the butts smell any better at nordstrom than they do at walmart? I don't know I mean, mean if you're gonna get right down on it to it in it

He's an equal opportunity, but...

Speaker 2 (29:16.834)
that I want to pursue that but

Speaker 1 (29:22.61)
They probably do smell a little bit better at Nordstrom.

Now, why would you think that?

because you have more opportunities for perfume.

But then you're smelling the parfum. You're not, you're just, I'm just saying. It's defeating the purpose, I think, if you're covering.

Do rather smell a butt with perfume? Just a raw...

Speaker 3 (29:43.306)
I mean, is that a new like market right now? But butt spray so that the sniffer can get like, you know, a different type of smell. Maybe that what's Coldplay, Coldplay singer's wife? What's her name again?

that was

Speaker 2 (29:59.155)
Gwyneth Paltrow. maybe. Todd Candle. That's right. That's right. my gosh, what a freak.

You make butt candles or-

Speaker 1 (30:08.384)
No, have we talked since speaking to Coldplay since the whole we talked about this scam incident I want it. I want Rebecca's take

No!

Speaker 3 (30:19.726)
what is there to say?

If they had not gone all freaky deal and just had just like, and kissed each other, would this be as big a deal?

Right, just act normal.

Speaker 2 (30:32.984)
We would have never seen the video. It would have never been a thing. And there's maybe a 0.01 % chance that one of the spouses might have had a friend that saw that or something, you know? Right. But otherwise, otherwise it wouldn't have been a thing.

Yeah, and I'm told that the employee who bought the tickets for them, because I guess like his assistant or secretary or whatever, she bought the tickets and she's been fired.

Why is she-

tell anyone why is it on her to tell me. Is she the morality police all of a sudden?

I died.

Speaker 1 (31:12.578)
That's a good question. didn't agree with it either, but it's like. Because she's got a shot at a lawsuit.

But wait, the HR lady's still employed, right?

He's screwing the boss.

We don't know that they were actually doing sex.

making the sex

Speaker 1 (31:28.236)
They didn't know that they were making the sex stuff.

Why?

they were not making the sex, Brad, they wouldn't freak out.

That's right. Look at how they were holding each other. Let's go. Come on.

So that.

Speaker 1 (31:39.458)
He had his hands all over her breasticles. That's true. But why do you have sex and not do sex?

Speaker 2 (31:49.87)
This is deep. I love anybody. love I love questions like this. I don't know George Carlin. It sounds like something why do you have it right? That sounds like something he would say.

Let's have sex. I don't, not you.

Okay, that I don't. Yeah, okay. So, so let's do sex. Yeah, I do. Let's do the sex. Well, hold on a second. Dikembe Mutombo, another RIP. Love this guy. Apparently when he played at Georgetown, I think, I think as the story goes, he gets out in the middle of the dance floor when he's in college and he stands there and he's like, who wants to sex Mutombo?

in

Speaker 1 (32:27.022)
Thank you. I think that's a good idea.

Now hold on a second. I'm so glad you actually it's very ironic that you brought up the butt sniffer guy because the next story that I have the headline is do dogs judge human character? By their butt holes. Science says and maybe not and the story the long and short of it is that they don't they literally just go to wherever the food is.

Rebecca has a bladder problem. I'm sorry. What did you say?

Excuse me, my baby's kicking my bladder.

Right? look, and I have to pee too. We should probably do just a little break, a little soliloquy time for Brad. He can just talk to the audience while.

Speaker 1 (33:13.288)
But if I have to pee too.

Let me just leave three blank screens on there and then that'd be kind of funny. think. no, here we go. Dirty rotten scoundrels checking in. Okay, let's go pee. Pee break, pee right back.

We're on a second hand.

Speaker 1 (33:23.49)
Thank you. Thank you.

Speaker 1 (33:29.706)
Wow. Well, while they're doing that, let's see if anybody's uh, I hope I hope one of you are saying something interesting over in the thing. I don't know where's the thing. Where the hell did the thing go? Um hold on a minute because uh there's Keith. Alright, hang on. I gotta get all the way back to the stupid live feed because if I don't, I can't see where anybody said anything. I hate the ex chat.

because it is just, Kara, would he have been arrested if he was sniffing heads like someone else we know? that's a good point. It was dude, well, I can't show it to you because I don't have the controls, but if dude was sniffing the butt, if he was actually just walking around going, like sniffing their hair.

On their head would he have been that's Not not at target. lind says what dollar gen would the butts at dollar general smells different than the butts at nordstrom They might it that yeah That dig air bear. That's a good point. If you're married, it's neither have or do it's just you end up

You end up having what's when you're married, you end up what having what's called hallway sex. And that's when you pass each other in the hall and you look and you go, F you know, F you there. Always sex.

I normally plan better with my bladder.

Speaker 1 (34:59.95)
It's not possible that the both of you peed, a man and a woman peed and it took the same amount of time.

I am the quickest peer you'll

Do you stand up and pee Rebecca? that how you do it? What do you

I have to answer these questions.

Sit down and pee Brad. I just don't understand why people are taking so long in the bathroom Like what's wrong with you? Pull your pants down sit down do what you're supposed to do Wipe leave get up wash your hands

Speaker 1 (35:28.824)
Thank you for including the wipe in there.

Let me just let me throw this out to wrap up the old dog story. the HR lady. OK, Three people gone now from the astronomer country, a company that no one heard about before.

She resigned. She resigned.

Speaker 1 (35:40.75)
There you go.

Speaker 3 (35:47.82)
Carolina yes you did miss out something it's the it's all the graves for Ozzy and the Hulk and all that that's why he's in the

great. Malcolm Jumot waters all that. Who else we got? Mangione died.

Soxnagione.

I think she Fauci back there.

Who is that? Wow.

Speaker 2 (36:06.721)
If there's breaking news on that, will probably have to excuse myself because I would not want to be live on the air when that news happens because it will not, that'll be a clip that will live forever. Anyway, so real quick though, let me just tidy up this story. Even when humans are a-holes and it's clear to dogs that they're just bad, selfish people, it doesn't matter. Apparently they will still choose the person with the food. So...

I always thought dogs are stupid. Cats don't do that. They're like.

They're not stupid.

Speaker 2 (36:44.61)
Dogs are too loyal, you know?

They're not too loyal, Keith. They're stupid.

man, okay, well then. Wow.

By the way, the-

Dog will wag its tail at an owner that beats them. Like that's stupidity. That's not loyalty.

Speaker 1 (37:03.166)
Is it? Or is it? Are they playing the long game?

Yeah.

No.

Well, hey, how about this dog? The way this is set up is when I caught my dog trying to steal the treats, he had the audacity to pretend that he was sleepwalking. What do you all think of this video? Look at this guy. Look at this guy. Again, I don't know how you're surmising sleepwalking or you think he's invisible. I have no idea what's happening here, but it's pretty funny.

It is. Dogs are funny and dogs are cute and I love dogs.

Speaker 1 (37:37.55)
does it screw? Why does it say screw out there?

I don't know. didn't see.

know. It's it's screw. I don't. by the way, the other breaking news about the the chick, Kristin Cabot turns out her husband was on an overseas work trip.

But I have heard Coldplay twice now since then in like a public setting, like it was a hotel lobby one place and it was a store the other one. And I think for the rest of my life, I'm just going to think of that concert every time one of their songs comes on. I think it's just that's their brand now.

That is their brand now, but I have this special relationship with the song yellow. So for me, that song is just something completely different, no matter what.

Speaker 1 (38:33.002)
Is that, does it go back to peeing?

Is it, hold on, is it a good, is it a good memory or?

Yeah

It's good memories like being 18 and drunken out in the piano bar and forcing the piano man to play yellow. I just love that song always.

I say I know how people like to dog on Coldplay. I actually enjoy a lot of their stuff. But that first album that has yellow on it, again, I really like it, so don't take offense here, but it's just the same track with just little cuts in it along the way on that first album.

Speaker 1 (39:06.474)
Is that the... it's all yellow. Yeah. Yes. That's... I didn't know that was called black.

starts look how they shine

That's right. OK, I didn't realize that was Coldplay. I'm not really I mean, I like them. I don't hate them.

That's Coldplay.

Speaker 3 (39:24.14)
And then there's the perfect breakup song, which I can't remember the name of right now. Yeah, no, not fixed.

I hate you.

Speaker 1 (39:36.238)
She effing hates me.

Speaker 2 (39:43.212)
But later, y'all go and watch the Coldplay video for the scientist. I love the song, I love the video. It's where he's driving in reverse and the crash happens and stuff. What I don't understand is why they're driving on the British side of the road, but the license plate is Wyoming. Maybe I'm the only nerd that catches this kind of stuff, but it bugs me.

Okay.

I would have, that's a good one.

Okay, I just, mean, it's, ooh.

DeGarbear says Phil Collins ain't on the roof but he's got the ladder out. That's a good point. Phil Collins does look like he looks like shit on a biscuit.

Speaker 2 (40:15.47)
Come on now.

Dolphin playing itself?

playing by itself. And so this little girl wanders up on it. so you look at that. Look at that. See that? Like the dolphin throws the ball up on shore and a little girl goes and gets it. You see that?

unsuspecting poor kid but ends up eating it.

I don't know. The dolphins working with the kidnapper. Look at that, huh? How cool is that, right?

Speaker 1 (40:43.534)
He's gonna run back to the thing and hit her head on that post.

You know what? No, hold on. Here's what would be hysterical. As if she just disappeared with the ball and the dolphin, we just see him staring off onto the land. Like, hey, come back here. What the hell? no, took his ball and went home. What a jerk.

Nuh-uh.

Wait a second.

Bastard. Never be careful around dolphins. We've talked about that before. Don't touch their glory.

Speaker 2 (41:05.324)
I know they like the hump. They like the sex matumbo. They do! know! The dolphin.

they're big they're yes so is Mutombo but they're huge I mean they're just they're bigger than you think they are

rather I'm just gonna do this I would rather be a rapey dolphin than have all these rapey migrants in my country I'm I it

No, you're not. No, you're not. No, dear God, I will hate.

Speaker 2 (41:34.754)
That's fair. Okay, that's fair.

I would rather swim with a rapey dolphin than have all these rapey slimy illegals in my eye with you. Yeah. Me too. I guess.

Okay, so I got some more animal videos you ready Okay, so here we go. It's Let's see. this is special. I like this a lot. So so this guy was a caregiver to this chimp when it was younger and so he shows up and and he's he's bringing food and apparently the chimps are really terrified of the river and

Well, that's because they're smart and you don't know what the hell's in that.

Right, so BG Burton posted this and I just there's a long explanation. I retweeted it a few days ago if you want to scroll down to find that. But it's this long explanation of how they're afraid of water and they don't go to it. So this chimp obviously had a connection with the caretaker from when she was younger and goes out there and not only takes the food, look at that, gives a big hug. I mean, this is awesome. I just love this. And then after

Speaker 1 (42:44.767)
his head off.

and then breaks him in half. No, look at that. That's what the description said. I'm with you. with you.

I know she there's no Okay, but there's no boobs don't don't keys have boobs

trying to see here. think it says that she's a she somewhere. Somewhere I got this. It actually doesn't. Maybe I just imagined that.

No, because.

Speaker 2 (43:09.238)
Yeah. So anyway, so the chip then takes the food. And then another remarkable thing, apparently, is that this whole act of sharing it, like when it gets back up on land. And anyway, I just love that shaking hands.

Yeah, I love that shaking hands as well.

Wait, hold on, didn't see the shaking hands part. Do that again. I missed that.

Takes the bananas and then, you know, like, thank you. The monkey.

Who offered the hand here? Who offered the hand? Yeah, that's what I wanted to see. Yeah. Yeah. That is so great,

Speaker 1 (43:41.9)
No, I think the monkey was, want another bonnet.

Yeah, all right, I'll take you there. And then goes back on land and shares the food with.

That was disturbed because it's the teeth that get you.

Yeah, it sure is. When a dog shows its teeth, you better buckle up. Right. And so that was, you're right. We've been kind of conditioned to not trust the teeth, right? Yeah. When an animal shows... Now, horses. I don't have a lot of interaction with horses, but I hear how smart they are.

I love Sarah Jessica Parker.

Speaker 2 (44:16.718)
Right, well we have a special, this is called the Sarah Can. And so what happens is this horse is playing basketball and then celebrates. Look at this, huh? Look at that. Look how excited it gets. Yay! I'm so happy.

I love horses. Yeah, I absolutely adore them. They're beautiful animals and they're fun.

Really? I swear, think they must be smart. They're really smart.

Why they used in like therapy and stuff because they're actually they're very their energy is very calming and they have this thing about them where you know, you know if they like you or not. Yeah.

I just can't I've never had luck writing them like I mean I've written them, but it's like I can't get them to do what I want them to do you know what mean

Speaker 1 (45:02.232)
You don't ask them right.

You to work with them, not against them.

Okay, so this is a... Now, I'm gonna, this next picture is gonna shock you, but please understand that Tom the horse is totally fine. He's totally fine. And what he does is whenever somebody tries to ride him, he just plays dead.

can run them to death, which is weird.

Speaker 1 (45:22.242)
He's dead.

You can hear the audio, right? He doesn't like working. Tom does not like working.

Whenever someone tries to ride him, immediately falls to the ground, rolling his eyes and breathing heavily as if he is about to die. Even when someone presents his favorite carrot, he won't take a bite. Only when no one is around does Tom quietly stand up to enjoy the delicious carrot. But as soon as someone approaches, he instantly resumes his act with half a carrot in his mouth. This year, this trick two years ago, at first his owner was scared by his behavior.

thinking he was sick and even took him to the veterinarian. But everything checked out fine. After experiencing multiple deceptions, the owner finally understood that Tom was just acting. His careful design ensures he doesn't get hurt. And even the person falling off won't be injured. In fact, when Tom pretends to be dead, he also carefully observes his surroundings as if preparing for his performance. One could say his acting skills rival those of a star, and he definitely has the potential to win an Oscar.

There you go.

Speaker 3 (46:33.614)
That's funny. But they are smart animals. know, a friend of mine and myself, we we rented horses and went for a like a ride in the forest one fall. And we didn't know that there was another farm up there and the horses passed and there was one horse standing in an enclosure. And apparently they were friends. They greeted each other. They were excited to see each other, you know, when we were riding past. And I thought that is so cute. They know.

That's, mean, animals, man. Yeah. Maybe we should start saying, since Rebecca doesn't like dogs, we should just say a set of I like dogs. We should say horses.

said they're stupid. That's you didn't see didn't like them. Yeah.

Yeah, they're stupid, I do. It's like chickens. There's also stupid, I do like them. Buttercup, I tell you, she makes me want to get chicken.

Buttercup the chicken? Who hell names their chicken Buttercup?

Speaker 3 (47:24.844)
Yeah.

Well, Texans.

Okay. We had a chicken named choke.

Name what? Because he choked.

choke.

Speaker 1 (47:41.718)
No, his name was Choke. He was Choke the Chicken.

I'm not getting this.

That's because she's in Norway, Brad.

Sometimes the jokes are just for me. I just wanted to... What's the... the... What's his name again, Rebecca?

just for.

Speaker 3 (48:00.768)
Buttercup?

No, my chicken.

choke?

Okay, can we move on? One of the things that I like to do is remind, yeah, thank you. I want to remind people of that Tom the horse is actually smarter than the people that were in power during the COVID insanity. And I just, feel like I want to remind everyone of some of the insanity that we had to deal with.

Whatever.

Speaker 1 (48:31.23)
I remember this.

I believe this is North Carolina. Just be careful when you're playing tennis and look at the stupid morons wearing masks and outside. See, it's two parts. It's two parts. Look at the stupid morons wearing masks and they're outside.

unless they're from the household has to bring their own tennis balls so that you don't touch other people's tennis balls with your hands. You can kick their balls, but you can't touch them.

I'm gonna blush, sorry. Of course, if you're playing with someone in your household, you can touch those tennis balls. To avoid confusion between whose balls are whose, you can use a marker, like a Sharpie, to mark out, to put an X, to put someone's initials on them. Every player, unless they're from the same household.

I'm

Speaker 2 (49:29.088)
Okay, I wanna laugh, but I also just wanna tell them they go and F themselves. I'm sorry.

Can you? I don't know if you can hear. no, shoot. You can't hear this. Damn it.

Steve, Steve Stoneman sent me some very potent beer here. know, the 6.8 was good. This is a 7.0, which...

Suck it, suck it, suck it. That's right, swallow it all. There you go. Why? It's just beer foam. What's wrong?

Thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (50:04.558)
So my point is, the effects might hit me sooner than they normally would.

Got some on your chin.

Take wipe your chin. There you guys better.

No, that's just white. It's just the whole. OK, so what I'm getting at is it won't be long before I start feeling.

okay.

Speaker 1 (50:20.876)
I have a question. If you have two nuts on the wall, what do you have?

Speaker 1 (50:30.38)
Walnuts. If you have two nuts on your chest, what do you have?

on that. Okay, cool.

Speaker 2 (50:35.502)
That's nuts.

If you have two nuts on your chin, what do you have?

Speaker 3 (50:43.746)
Ha ha ha.

A good time. Where was I going with this?

I don't know but there's Chuck E Cheese on my screen.

hold on. I'm glad. So I've got that too. But I'm sure you have exactly what I have. But I want to make sure, just in case, let me put this on my screen. Because explain the story here that we're. I don't know what happened.

Well, I kind of do, but by the same token, how can this be real?

Speaker 2 (51:11.542)
Okay, so here's what happened. So it's in Florida. I don't know if you know the story, but the guy in the suit there, sorry kids to ruin it for you, he I guess had credit card fraud. And so when the police showed up to his place of business, he was in full costume and he was in the middle of entertaining children at a birthday party. And so he was let out and this poor cop is like, dear Lord. It's of what are you supposed to do? Are you supposed to just wait and ask when he's clocking out?

It's kind of a dick mo-

Speaker 1 (51:42.894)
And there's a video of them like how do you even know that's why I question whether it was real because how do know that that's the guy that you're looking for

I think you might have shown up and asked the manager.

It would have taken this opportunity with my child to tell him that, you know, stay away from Disney figures. Mickey Mouse is not who you think he is. You know, all that stuff.

But that's not Mickey Mouse.

No, but I'm saying when you... Come on.

Speaker 1 (52:11.991)
What?

I love this. I love this. I'm sorry. This is is got to be said. I love how dude's ear is like getting hit trying to get out. Let me out man bumping his damn Chucky ear. There's. Yeah. Do you have it? me go. Hang on one second here. Where is I'm on the wrong screen. I'm trying. I'm trying to.

video. Did you see the video? You're right there.

Speaker 1 (52:33.94)
Come on, Keith. Ali. A woman could do a better job than what you're doing.

On the screen press play man! Can you mute it though? I don't want to hear that.

Wait, it's a black guy?

That's Exhibit A. The head on the roof.

Chuck E Cheese is black? That's not right. Is it? He's supposed to be gray. Isn't he? He's supposed to be the color of Rebecca's pussy.

Speaker 3 (53:00.398)
Hey.

Speaker 2 (53:10.958)
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (53:16.238)
Rebecca, what color is pussy? What color? Okay, same color as Chuck E. Cheese. Is it? I don't know where your twisted little mind took you, Keith, but I was talking about the rat. Why do you, you know what? I'm going to go get coffee. I can't handle it. I'm getting coffee.

Wait, are we doing this again?

Speaker 2 (53:37.9)
You know what, sometimes...

It's a rat. It's just a it's a rat because you want to take your kids to a food joint where there's a rat running around the kitchen. Is a rat.

No? Really?

Yeah, Mickey's a mouse. Chuck is a rat. OK, look, sometimes you root for the animal. I'm sorry. Sometimes you just root for the animal. And I think this is one of those times. I do, you know what? I don't understand the whole bull thing because I just don't get it. Not cultured enough. But I want you to see this. Brad comes back so he can see some of this. Hold on. Let me watch this.

Speaker 2 (54:26.584)
Look at this, huh? He's pretty proud of himself. it gets worse. Hang on. Watch this. Hold on. Hold on. His bad day has just started. no. Hand the camera. OK, that's not good. And I hope he's OK. I really do. But there was something satisfying about that. have to. Now hang on.

Yes.

Speaker 3 (54:53.974)
It was very satisfying.

If you've got a weak stomach, maybe don't watch a little bit of this because the left side of dude's face is peeling off.

I did, yes.

Did you catch that?

I mean that's nasty.

Speaker 3 (55:13.28)
I mean you play with balls

Look at that. Is it like a that's not a mask. no that no, bro. Yeah. So here you go. That is what you miss.

Space coming

I sit back down for this?

Speaker 2 (55:34.046)
God! Correct it. I'm sure he's fine. He's fine. Look, he got up and he, like literally, he got up and walked away. He's fine.

Here's the thing about those little bull riders.

Speaker 2 (55:52.11)
Look at this. Now the bulls are like, we got them scared now, yo. We got them. You back there? You got my six? Yeah, okay, here we go.

dick with me come on you get a horn and you get a horn you get a horn

Let's go.

Speaker 2 (56:10.126)
Hey, hey, hey! Pass her, pass her, pass her! Hang on a second, hang on. Uh, there's more down here. Hold on, hold on. Okay, now this one, y'all, this, I don't like this one at all, because this person here in the wrong place at the wrong time, but, but not out there trying to kill the damn thing. I f***ing don't... You've seen this one? This is... Oh gosh, aye. This is really bad, y'all. Turn away for a minute here if you don't... Oh gosh.

Speaker 2 (56:38.267)
I hate this one. This one is a f***.

that hurt my butthole.

Why do I hate this one? And it might be a woman too, I don't know. I like that first one. I didn't like that one.

I still that hurt my butthole.

I mean, the satisfaction about seeing this man have his face ripped off by a bull comes from the fact that they're actually not only killing these bulls, but they are torturing them over time.

Speaker 2 (57:04.59)
Yes, I knew they were killing them, but I didn't even think of that. You're right, because...

They do torture them, they annoy them, they make them angry, they stab them, they do all these things.

was just kind of a thing.

They tie the rope around their nuts.

a lot of shit to these bo-

Speaker 1 (57:30.67)
I don't know if they still do that, but yes, they would tie up a rope around and that's why when you pull on them, would be so my thought is, hey, you know, if you're going to dick around with a bull like that and you get the, you get the horns, that's on you. It's kind of like the dumb asses that put their head, their faces and their, their, uh, their whole head in like an alligator's mouth. I'm on the side of the alligator at that point.

I agree.

Speaker 2 (57:53.173)
Mm.

Speaker 2 (57:56.706)
How do you on with the butt sniffer guy?

If we're going to Nordstrom, I'm with the butt sniffer.

But if it's a Walmart like, I'll, you're like, what are you doing?

No, I'm always...

You're telling me that you would sniff Nordstrom Karen, but not Walmart Karen?

Speaker 2 (58:15.99)
no, don't ask him questions. Please don't ask, don't do that! Do not ask him questions like that at all! He'll go there on his own! You don't need to lead that horse to water!

I'm not going to dignify that with an A.

Thanks.

Thank God. My word. All right. OK, hold on a second. So we had the people dealing with the bulls. Check this out. You got to see this one. This is being in the wrong place at the wrong time. Let's see here. It is something else. This is a lightning montage.

Speaker 3 (58:51.456)
WOOOO

That person naked?

Get out of the pool.

you

Speaker 3 (59:07.97)
Mmm!

to me.

Kids, don't stay out in the lightning. Whoa! Jeez. Video, Jimmy. Not in on video, Jimmy! Whoa!

you

Speaker 3 (59:23.852)
you

Speaker 3 (59:28.462)
That went for a long time!

flying in

That's pretty. Oh yeah, I remember that one. Definitely. Like a woman. Life with that's not funny.

you

Speaker 2 (59:45.538)
You're right, it on me. That's good stuff right there. Okay, kudos to this chick. This chick could have pulled the phone down and gone and run off the boat. Well, not off the boat, but out of the shot. But watch this, watch this. She holds the camera steady and then says, I got that on video, Jimmy! Watch this. Hold on, wait for it.

I some good stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:00:08.206)
you

Speaker 1 (01:00:14.2)
Thank

Video Jimmy! Yeah, she kinda backed up, nevermind. You know, I take away my compliment. Anyway, but

Just a woman. Just a woman. I got a hair in my. I swear it's from that. It's. Yes, it is. It's from the cat. The. I've been obsessed with the yip yips. You never did ask me more about the yip yips.

You're a cat.

Speaker 2 (01:00:41.819)
What are the yip yips?

the yip yips. And this is Bethy Knott's fault for bringing them to my attention because when we went to West Texas and the guy, Mike Capron, when you'd talk to him, he would go, yip, yip, yip, yip, yip. so, then Beth.

That sounds like a King of the Hill character.

it is. But that's what these take the the my the computer thing, the screen there because you can see the the when the yip yips, they start

Yeah!

Speaker 2 (01:01:24.264)
back when Sesame Street was good.

Good.

Speaker 1 (01:01:31.415)
Not Mars.

Earth.

Speaker 1 (01:01:38.648)
Yep yep yep yep

Now, this will tell you something. They were made out of chenille hats turned upside down. So somebody took the hat and attached ping pong balls and pipe cleaners to it and a stick. And then somebody pointed out they hide when they get scared, they hide behind their lower lip, which I'll appreciate. But they don't.

Mmm.

Speaker 2 (01:01:47.5)
They.

Speaker 2 (01:02:04.486)
Greetings. Hello. Hi there.

So, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:02:22.635)
That's how they call the yip yip. Yeah, they think it's a cat.

Speaker 3 (01:02:38.734)
you

and

Speaker 1 (01:02:44.75)
Mmm.

No

Okay.

I don't think so.

Meow

Speaker 1 (01:03:19.918)
Speaker 2 (01:03:29.71)
Oh, oh, chicken, chicken, chicken. Yeah. What kind of book are they looking at? Got bad information.

It's the Earth book. It does have bad info, but it's the Earth book.

Is the guy some bad information?

Speaker 2 (01:03:51.95)
Bacock? I don't think so. I

No

Speaker 1 (01:04:03.982)
You

it's communicating with him now.

they hid behind their lower lip. I love that.

Speaker 2 (01:04:29.944)
So hold on, you saying that it cuts off? Is it shortly after that that they try to get the phone to change its sex? Or identify it as a trans phone? Yeah, so it cuts off. No, please don't.

That's the trans phone.

.

Speaker 2 (01:04:50.702)
Wait, wait, wait, wait, you had a Sesame Street like knockoff in Norway.

We had some station, Sesame Station with Max Mekker and Alfa and a really cool song that's like... I your face. The song is called I love you.

So dig it.

Which means I fancy you or like I...

I want two nuts on your chin. Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:05:31.246)
Okay, hey, let's talk about the old... Brad, I forgot to talk to you about this. Rebecca and I have been comparing notes. Something's up with the X algorithm. It is a messed up situation.

It's a chain knife.

Speaker 3 (01:05:47.042)
God, it drives me crazy.

So what I want everyone to do is you see her handle down there, RMrReagan. Be sure to, and don't leave the stream now, just leave a note of her handle there and go and like and scroll through some of her posts because I just want Rebecca to know, it's not just you, Brad, I don't know what your experience is. I have had conversations with multiple people in the last few days.

scroll through her post

Speaker 2 (01:06:19.592)
is just like the algorithm is messed up and nobody's stuff is getting seen. I don't know what they've done because at first I think Rebecca and right to think this because the track record is clear, we got to talk about the owner of X because there's been some crazy stuff going on in your DMs. know you were blocked by Elon for who knows why.

Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:06:48.686)
And then it's probably because you don't like EV cars, shame on you. Or maybe it's because you're already pregnant and he's no longer interested. But the thing is that it could be, I don't know, I'm just throwing out theories here. He's apparently unblocked you.

sperm allergy.

semen allergy.

following me now and what is so funny is that while i was blocked

But I just want you to know, just want real quick before you say this, before you say this, I just want you to know it is not just you that the algorithm is messed up. But it's still weird that he's back to.

Speaker 1 (01:07:22.862)
The Linde Ocarino resigned and so they're they're ratherless right now. I think that's the problem.

Okay, so what happened there? What were you about to say Rebecca? I'm sorry.

So all of a sudden I was unblocked and he was back to subscribing me, subscribing to my ex account. Thank you, Elon. I appreciate you very much. But, you know, it's kind of interesting because while I was blocked, which I don't know even know when that actually happened, but when I found out my posts were doing pretty good. Like I am 400 followers away from 100,000.

So if you're not following me, please do. Follow her.

Don't sniff her.

Speaker 3 (01:08:06.712)
No, but sniffing, but you can follow. Okay. but yeah. And then all of a sudden he's back to following me. And now my posts are not doing what, like when you have almost a hundred thousand followers and your, impressions are around two and a half thousand to 4,000, that's, that doesn't make sense.

Follow without sniffing the butt.

Speaker 2 (01:08:30.156)
Yeah. Post better stuff. No, I'm just kidding. It's not just you. It's not. No, and I just want you to know, I've talked to plenty of people in the last several days here, last week or so, that have the same experience, and myself included. It's been so weird,

Speaker 3 (01:08:35.778)
See that? That's not the thing.

Speaker 3 (01:08:49.119)
It's up and down, up and down. So right now I don't know what started it. I have no idea what's going on. I post reposted an old video of this young girl from the Netherlands. I can't remember her name. It's something. No, I'm not going to say it because even if it's wrong anyway, she sings a voila in French beautifully. It's a beautiful thing. It's very European and.

A lot of people have posted this video saying this is white culture. I say it's European culture because it is French culture.

It's not a contradiction in terms. French culture.

What?

Speaker 3 (01:09:29.964)
What is a contradictory there?

They're actually moron.

No, it's not.

Yes it is.

no. Have a drink, you two!

Speaker 3 (01:09:38.069)
no. Yeah. There's a campaign going on right now. Like I have all these like pro Palestinians and other lefty people reposting this video with like other stuff. So the impressions are like up in, I don't know, maybe three millions now. So thank you guys. Please keep on going. You're paying good money.

You probably you hit something weird you you hit some nail on the head and it it it effed up your your algos.

I don't know.

It's weird how this stuff works. can never figure. Wait a minute.

Like posts that would do really well in the past like writings about specific topics. Now they're not doing well. So there's something's wrong.

Speaker 2 (01:10:22.668)
Yeah, something's up. And it does this a lot. It'll fluctuate, you know? Yeah. We'll go through a dry spell, and then it'll be back to normal, and then we'll go to a dry spell. But it's never like through the roof, you know? There's never like, my gosh, look at this. So I don't know what's up with X, and it needs to, it's a little.

and what's trending right now is hashtag stop baby grok

Wait, what's baby gr-

What? For children, basically. for children.

I don't

Speaker 1 (01:10:54.796)
Iggy Grock. That's a thing. also, just this just in because of the bulls according to Jeff Fisher, who hosts chewing. Was it chewing the cud chewing the what the hell is the name of his chewing the winds? Anyway, spay chewing the grizzle. My schnizzle.

No thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:11:14.222)
don't even know the name.

His grizzle.

Speaker 1 (01:11:23.084)
They have banned Spain has banned bull. Is it Spain or Mexico has banned bullfighting?

Apparently so.

Because I don't even know how old that video was.

Mexico City has banned violent bullfighting in bid to keep the tradition but without the bloodshed. Okay, that's stupid. If you're gonna, that's why it's like going to a NASCAR race and not seeing a wreck.

Yeah, I don't know what that means.

Speaker 2 (01:11:54.604)
Wait, okay.

It is. you have the bow hole, the whole idea of the bow fight is to see somebody get a horn shoved up their wazoo.

but you could be damaged for.

Have you seen that video of a guy that gets

Yes. and it goes through him?

Speaker 1 (01:12:13.211)
It goes up his butthole. know. it's bad.

no, no. yeah. I don't wanna.

I'm kind of sad actually.

Yeah.

Because it's what you see. It's why you go to the bullfight. To see it, you don't. It's like going to a hockey game and just seeing a hockey game without a fight.

Speaker 2 (01:12:35.17)
Those are disappointing.

Thank you. That's why you watch a bullfight to see this guy do this close to getting, you know, the horn up his sniz butts and that damn near killed him. But I believe, isn't that a Norwegian word, sniz butts in?

No.

I think it is.

Hold on, hold on, hold

Speaker 3 (01:12:58.158)
I'm just thinking I have a new suggestion for a sport.

Okay, hold on, before you do that, before you do that, we do need to have like a Norwegian word every show that we can reference that maybe isn't too difficult for us to pronounce. But what is the Norwegian word for butthole? What is that?

Rump hole?

Rump-hole.

That's kind of fun. right, what's your idea for a sport? And by the way, by the way, Jeff Fisher is your co-host on the Saturday Morning Live thing that you do. does the chewing the fat show. Friday, but he also does the Saturday show.

Speaker 1 (01:13:24.302)
Hooper hooper hooper

Speaker 1 (01:13:32.757)
Yes.

Yep.

It's called Saturday Morning Live.

10 a.m.

Give the word rumpehull.

Speaker 1 (01:13:49.534)
Rumpuhula. No, no, no, no, let her say that again. Could you say it one more time?

Okay, so what's the sport?

Speaker 3 (01:13:55.127)
Rump hole.

That's too complicated. Butthole's more fun.

Now work my name into that somehow.

No, don't, no, don't.

My suggestion for a sport is like you want to see a bullfight like come on how how about this how is this not better than anything you've ever thought of put a girl and her girlfriends with like swords into the ring to face the guy that cheated on her

Speaker 2 (01:14:31.463)
So wait, it's how many girlfriends are we talking about?

however many she needs.

Are they naked? Are they naked?

Hold on a second, just hang on. What? So we're killing the guy, the cheater guy. Chopping him up into little pieces in front of like, hello Roman Empire.

yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:14:51.784)
No, you're thinking you Keith women are malicious. OK, when you backstabbed somebody, they're not going to chop you up in little pieces. You want to see one horn up a butthole? You're going to see like five swords in one butthole. This is like a sport in a different league than bullfighting. I'm telling you, bullfighting ain't got shit on women who has been cheated.

What?

Speaker 2 (01:15:17.646)
have no control over this show. I have zero control over the conversations that happen. And that's right to Gare Bear.

Bell hath no fury.

Speaker 3 (01:15:30.894)
I've never been to a Waffle House.

get to the Waffle House when you're

Speaker 2 (01:15:38.35)
I got the menu. It's my prized possession. It's right up here. I don't know if you can see it's way up there. See that right? I would be a terrible weatherman right there. That's my waffle house menu that was gifted to me a few months ago by one of the managers there. And you know, I got that as I said, when the hell are you going to stop doing the extra egg surcharge? she's right. Yeah. And she said, well, we have new menus coming. They take them taking that off of there. And I said, well, can I have this? She was like,

Go into a Waffle House at 3am in the morning, or is that free?

Wait, what?

tickets to Waffle House

You pay a local, like I can get you in. 20 bucks, I'll get you into a waffle house.

Speaker 1 (01:16:24.002)
Keith, just, I texted you the picture that Grok just did for us. I can't show it because it's some complicated, but I think you can show it because you, you have control of all the schnizz there, right? I mean, I think you have the schnizz control.

fun.

Speaker 2 (01:16:36.162)
control of all the schnoz. Don't you?

What are we talking about? no. no. Let me get this ready for showing. So this is your fantasy right here, Rebecca. got all the- She's like, what? You got a picture of my fantasy? What the hell? No, it's the guy in the ring with all the swords.

Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:16:53.348)
We already have it.

Speaker 3 (01:17:00.335)
yeah, I see it. Okay. like.

And there's the other but wait, but that's how you chose to show I thought you could like show it show it I didn't know you

Not if you texting it! Then email it, put it in the private chat. I mean, this is a text. That's how she always sends me stuff.

Well, how can you see it?

Speaker 1 (01:17:18.798)
There's a private chat?

she does.

You must be drunk for admission admission. Well, that's well, you know, this sort of thing was just a suggestion. Like you can you can like follow them with cameras and like find his car in the parking lot and what happens, you know.

like.

Okay, there it is. I put you a private chair.

Speaker 3 (01:17:42.791)
Men. Men hurt me, Keith. Men.

Hold on. I wish you could see this, It says, Brad's screen sent me this. And it says, sward2.jpg. I'm doing it the Rebecca way. sward2.jpg. And it's not clickable.

you ever hurt you?

Speaker 1 (01:17:59.446)
I know, what the hell is that about?

While you figure it out, I'm gonna put a very interesting interaction between a bird and a cat. You've seen this, I've been making the rounds on my feed. Look at that guy, look at this guy, look at this guy.

I love it.

Speaker 1 (01:18:21.841)
Is that Haji?

What are we talking there,

That's some Eastern European. Yep.

Yeah. that cat. my cat is. What the fuh.

I want to get it

Speaker 1 (01:18:38.062)
Look at his mouth!

Yeah, he's terrified, It gets better. it gets better. Wait for it.

Yoll, I'm you

Speaker 1 (01:18:48.894)
that's just the color of its mouth.

You sure?

No. No.

wait for it. Don't turn around. Bird! Don't turn around, owl!

Speaker 2 (01:19:03.754)
around.

That cat. The cat is just like cock-blocked. Basically blocked. He's trying to get in.

He's what? Oh, I think he said cock-blocked. What?

What? I would never say something like that. no!

Have you not seen what cats are capable of? you not see? I can't find that right now because my mom showed me but it was a cat and a leopard comes up to the cat and the cat just jumps on its back and rides it.

Speaker 2 (01:19:38.326)
Wow. Is this AI?

No, this is caught on like a night cam.

Oh, wow. Hold on. While you're looking for that there, presumably, let me let me show you this. If everyone missed it there, I had a little interaction while I was mowing. Mowing action in the yard. Yeah, I'm. Oh, my gosh, Brad. What? Irreparable. Let me let me find this right here. All right. So yesterday I'm mowing. It's 100 and something degrees. And then what are we doing? Look at this guy.

Little action? mowing action?

Speaker 1 (01:20:12.844)
That is is that real? shit, that is real. They are free.

deal is but I it's

He looks like an alien like he right in any moment. His little bit of it will be like huge and he'll eat your face.

He just stared at me!

Speaker 2 (01:20:32.214)
You know what? I don't have the... I don't have the video...

You need to go to, at. Let's see. That's our blessing. Cause that's a fun account.

I want that though.

Okay, well hold that thought because I go in and I put water out there, me and Zealy put water in there. And he just ignores the water.

it does this weird vulture.

Speaker 2 (01:20:55.246)
I'm about the lawnmower. He's wanting to throw down with the lawnmower still. It's sitting right there. He's not worrying about the water. No. No. Drink water, man. What's your deal? What are you doing? I'm about to crank that thing back up. He got some words, man. A hawk? I think I keep forgetting to Google it. It's a hawk. some water. People have all sorts of... Look at this.

That's not an owl. What is that?

Speaker 1 (01:21:22.711)
It just said water.

did he? I thought he said mama. Mama, where are you? No, he's thinking about flying and he does, but I didn't catch that. You're not pooping? They're not poop. It's my yard, He didn't drink any water. He's calling mom. so he- take off? Yeah. So he has enough oas and then he flies across the street. It never gets above three feet. And then he flies across the neighbor's yard right into their fence.

Is it water? Is he pooping?

Speaker 1 (01:21:31.618)
He's pooping. He's pooping. He's pooped in your yard.

Speaker 2 (01:21:53.454)
And he falls down to the ground. He looks dazed and confused, but eventually he did get up and made his escape. So he's fine, she, whatever the hell, all is well.

You didn't pry its little legs apart to see what sex it was? kind of a loser are you? God, you don't even care about the sexing of a bird.

much time you got. I saw that Brad posted something here the other day and I want to know if you actually have acquired this for Lord.Kitty.

Is that not the coolest damn thing?

Look at this. Yes. Yes

Speaker 1 (01:22:34.254)
I'm glad you reminded me of this because I don't I know and but what I'm going to do is we're going to print some of those and we're going to sell them.

Do you have it yet?

Speaker 2 (01:22:48.782)
You got to. You've got to. This guy, he's ready. He is ready. I just got done working out. You know what, actually that right there reminds me. I saw a nephew of mine over the weekend and the first thing he said when I came up to him, go, hey man, what are you been up to? I've just been getting jacked. He's just funny. He's just funny because I haven't seen him in forever and he's definitely jacked now. But it was just, this is what that reminded me of.

And.

Speaker 1 (01:23:17.262)
Is that what that reminded you of? Good.

Yeah, that's what it reminded me of. Let me show you this here. OK, this is, our friend Doc Thompson? He didn't care for mannequins. No. Remember that? OK. Now, this guy does care for mannequins, as you will soon see. Wow.

Sad one.

Speaker 3 (01:23:41.39)
god, I've seen this one.

Hang on a second, let me kill the audio here. I don't need that. Look at him. What is happening? Like, how does this like... I wanna know the backstory here. Like, yeah. I love how he's looking around. Like, my question is, and it's a sincere question. Does he, I'm serious. Does he know that this is a mannequin?

You wanna know.

So does he. stop. Right.

Speaker 3 (01:24:12.65)
Yes, and this is why women in those countries are covered up.

That was good.

I mean, come on.

So he knows that what he's doing is touching plastic.

Okay, see, here's the problem though, because it's 2025 and nothing is real anymore. Does he know the dude with the phone who's videotaping and he's doing this as performance A or is it outright just AI creation?

Speaker 2 (01:24:40.503)
Right, right.

Speaker 2 (01:24:49.774)
don't think that's AI creation. Well, I mean, there's a... There's another... There's a headless mannequin behind him. It's like clearly a shop there with, you know, a street bazaar going...

You don't know that.

Speaker 1 (01:24:55.18)
what? Go ahead. Go ahead. There's smart.

Speaker 1 (01:25:03.746)
You've heard of AI video creation, right? It's creations of video by AI. That's artificial intelligence.

No, tell me more, please.

Speaker 2 (01:25:16.174)
Okay. I'm not familiar with A. What that stand for?

Are you going to suggest that what I'm going to have up on the screen here right now is is not real? Is that what you're about to suggest that? That this isn't real. This this is not. Are you saying that this?

Let me see here. Hang on. This isn't real right here.

Speaker 3 (01:25:35.976)
is happening? What?

Ahem, ahem, ahem, ahem, ahem.

What? That is dumb. What was that?

You haven't you don't want to see the rest of it

Not, I mean, so far, not so interesting.

Speaker 1 (01:25:51.582)
Here's obviously he's like, hey, he's trying to tell us.

Speaker 2 (01:26:03.278)
What is happening? Okay.

Ew! Why is that- EW!

I know, I know. Here's the weird part. So I was having a conversation with a friend who was having some issues and was concerned that it might be a medical thing and it involved that and.

high heels and a gay person telling you poop smells good?

I don't think I was...

Speaker 1 (01:26:32.814)
That's so weird. How did you know that he was having that? No, the this popped up in my, on YouTube after I had a conversation, a text conversation with my friend who was having an issue. And I thought, because otherwise why in the hell would this pop up in my YouTube? And it was, I mean, from the, from the texting application.

Well think you were spied upon.

Speaker 1 (01:27:01.81)
on my computer. mean, how else?

How much are our phones spying on us, do you think? Even to the point where it's digesting videos from text conversations?

all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:27:13.322)
Yeah That's the only that is the only explanation I have for that showing up in my hey, you should watch this Freaky is what it is. I'm not a big fan of it either, but you just have to be aware of it

That's kind of... I don't like that.

Speaker 2 (01:27:30.102)
Your friend doing better though, that's what we run into.

They because it could be a she they are okay and but it was concerning and

Sure was, especially if you've got instigating cartoons like that showing up on your screen.

Right, with... What are you doing in there? You know that this had to have happened to somebody because that's why they made a cartoon out of it.

Good grief, that sounds like something a dog would do to you. Hey!

Speaker 1 (01:27:59.362)
It does.

That's what happens when you, you know, you say that you can be whatever you want and men can dress like women and put makeup on and go into bathrooms and all that stuff. This is what happens.

Yeah.

I'm just gonna, let me see if I can put this over here. This is an story. This woman, she does-

She looks unhappy. hurt her. I'm just going to go out on a limb and thank that.

Speaker 1 (01:28:33.806)
Her name is her last name is Allison Swan is is her name the

She mad about people eating the swans and did it.

The guy do something to her. Rebecca Robin-

She's married to a woman.

She always been into women or is this a recent development do we know?

Speaker 1 (01:28:56.834)
Well, that's a good question. I'll just I'll read you the the Florida woman arrested for for shoving cheesy nachos down her wife's leggings at 3 a.m. during a domestic confrontation has

Say no more!

Speaker 2 (01:29:13.1)
No contest. you get the cheesy nachos into the wood?

Who the hell wastes cheesy watch?

Yeah, right. That's another excellent point.

Does this not? Thank you. She she pleaded no contest to battery. She has been sentenced to complete a 29 week batterers intervention program.

wrong with you? Jail time.

Speaker 2 (01:29:37.986)
This was not consensual nacho stuff.

This not, no, this was not legging stuffing with cheesy nacho consensual.

You know what? That course or whatever it is or rehabilitation or whatever, that's not the one she needs. She needs to go to the one that tells her not to waste good food. Like that's the one she needs to go to.

Speaker 1 (01:30:14.857)
the court. She was also ordered to pay $875 in court costs. She also barred swan from having any contact with her wife. Uh,

don't think you can fix her.

I, well, the defendant is also prohibited from possessing firearms, ammunition or controlled substances. Police say that Swan's wife, who is also a nurse, was making nachos with nacho cheese in the kitchen around 3 a.m. when Swan told her she shouldn't be eating this late and made a comment about her weight. This is, I mean, women should.

I'll do it. It doesn't matter if you're a straight or gay or lesbian.

Lesbitarian? That does not matter.

Speaker 2 (01:31:04.812)
Yeah, women are women. Am I right, Rebecca?

Yes.

women or women. During the argument that followed, Swan approached her wife and grabbed a handful of the cheesy nachos and shoved them down the back of the victim's leggings. She also allegedly

I bet that was hot and like but like the the the cheese and cheesy she got burns on her butt

If I'm going to have. If I'm going to have that cheese and nachos in the back of my leggings, it's going to go through my system first. I'm just going to say that.

Speaker 1 (01:31:35.456)
I would, really, don't even want to think about that happening with you. So don't ruin, don't, don't suck all the romance at right out of this. Cause, the, when officers,

I bet that butt sniffer would get right off.

the victim's head on the floor and shoved her fingers into either side of her mouth and hooked them like a fish. When officers responded to the couple's Port St. Lucie residents, they spotted two yellow smears resembling nacho cheese on a wall and an examination of the victim's leggings revealed what appeared to be nacho cheese.

on the interior backside consistent with her story. So,

So I got a question here. First of all, I'm glad you didn't see the name of the beer that I'm currently drinking.

Speaker 1 (01:32:32.364)
I did see it was a 69er, wasn't it? I prefer 68.

And 60, 6.9 % alcohol. Alcohol. So that was convenient. What I wanted to ask Rebecca, being in the culture of Norway, what do you guys, do you guys eat nachos over there? Do you have, you know, Mexican food?

What kind of a racist question is that?

I just wondered if it's just...

But I'm just going to say this, I'm going to tell this to every single one of you Americans watching this, listening to this now or later. If you go to Europe for your holiday, don't just. Just don't when you feel like I would like some Mexican. No, you don't want Mexican food because Mexican food over here tastes nothing like Mexican food. OK.

Speaker 2 (01:33:14.883)
Thank

Speaker 2 (01:33:25.975)
really?

Because it's Norway Mexican.

Just so you know, we have a few spare Mexicans over here if you guys are open to receiving some from

Thank you Carolina Bulldog. That's exactly why 68s are better.

and I owe you one. Yes.

Speaker 1 (01:33:43.116)
You do me and I owe you one.

But that's what that's what that's guy right there on this looks like he probably what happened to him.

no, he's had a, do you got like some mug shots we could just kind of go through? Let's go through some random mug shots and make up a. That's that's a big old. He's got a giant starfish on his chest and that's the top of the starfish. He's got the, he's got that, that guy from the SpongeBob SquarePants.

What is that tattoo he has?

the tip.

Speaker 1 (01:34:08.504)
Just the Michael O'Neill.

Speaker 1 (01:34:16.446)
That's Michael O'Neill. He was stabbed in a drug dispute. And while in surgery, a nurse discovered a glass crack pipe, a lighter, and tin foil containing cocaine in his butthole.

What else you got?

What? Where are you gonna hide it?

Why is every single mugshot connected to somebody putting something in somebody's butthole?

Why?

Speaker 1 (01:34:45.452)
That's what Keith said. You didn't get the memo saying we want to talk buttholes?

first it was the butt sniffer now it's all about what you can contain inside your butthole and i'm just thinking

What's the strangest thing that's ever? No, nevermind. I don't want to know.

You really don't want to know.

Now that you say it that way, I kind of do. I do kind of want to know actually, you know, and Keith, that is not fair that she said that. I just want to point out that in our conversation prior to the commencement of this event happening, I tried. You might as well tell them, you might as well tell them what the conversation was.

Speaker 2 (01:35:10.239)
Is it time to go yet?

Speaker 3 (01:35:18.798)
You

I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:35:31.48)
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:35:35.468)
Yeah, I don't want to scare away next week's guest. It might be monitoring this to see what she's getting into.

You might as well tell him.

Speaker 3 (01:35:45.112)
look at something

I get the phone call saying...

Hey, I know I should have called Rebecca. You're absolutely right.

I'm the horrible one, Keith, you know this. Me and my beavers and pussies and you know, all that stuff.

Wait, did you just say multiples?

Speaker 2 (01:36:03.726)
Hang on, look at this. Look at that, the Garber supposed to that. Read that, Brad. Why you get that thing out of your mouth?

You

Speaker 1 (01:36:10.732)
Thank you. just pulled it right out. to her attorney, Gisley Maxwell has supplied the Department of Justice with information on approximately 100 individuals linked to Jeffrey Epstein. Really?

But I thought, I thought it was just him. I thought Jeffrey Epstein was the only one diddling miners.

They want you to well they didn't want you to believe that they believe they made you believe it was a list and then there was no list and then there was no sexual assault and now there is and then now

Yeah, and now there's no tape at the prison? just kidding, it is, and it's manipulated.

It's the same minute every night, Keith. There's nothing wrong with the observational video at the prison being...

Speaker 3 (01:37:01.102)
I don't care who you are if you're the Pope or most likely the Pope never mind I don't really care who you are if you're turned on by children Something is fundamentally fucking wrong with you

And you should face absolute justice.

Absolutely, yeah, you need to be put down like a rabid dog. That's what you need.

Like a what?

Don't, don't, she was on a roll bro, stop.

Speaker 1 (01:37:28.588)
What's a rabid dog?

god.

dog with rabies.

Hey, I got a question, Rebecca. Are you actually going to come back here after Labor Day, after this hiatus and stuff?

Speaker 2 (01:37:46.126)
Well, whatever, on the show is what I'm referring to.

No, I'm not. really? Well, maybe, I don't know.

She's gonna have to get a babysitter.

Oh shit, you're a couple months from a babysitter time. So, hold on a second. So you'll be back here on September 5th. And part of it is your travels and then it's my travels. And so we'll see you on September 5th. But I am curious though, looking ahead after the due date in November and everything, I'm just wondering like, is little baby, Ermestad, what's her name again?

Couple of months, it's more than a couple.

Speaker 3 (01:38:24.648)
Aida.

Thermostat? What kind of a name is thermostat?

I don't know, the only thing that came to my mind was just a combination of letters, E-R-M-S, I don't know. So is she gonna be a part of the show or are you just gonna leave us in November?

Speaker 1 (01:38:42.222)
I think yeah,

It's over, right? So in other words, we'll have you September.

I'm going to time. I'm going to put it all my time to get to know that little person that I am building inside my body. then it's going to be a lot of breast milk. Like I can't sit here and go like squirting all over the place. Keith, you know that.

Brad, turn your frickin' off! Turn it off!

Just turn it. No, you got to give me at least a couple of months. I'll be back after Christmas.

Speaker 2 (01:39:13.11)
Okay, that's fine. Yeah, all right. Just checking. Yeah, I just didn't know. I didn't know if maybe it's gonna be a life change, an absolute total and complete life change. And so I didn't know if maybe it would change your whole what is I

you

I'll take the of them in a second. So, you know, I do have a question for the audience. And Rebecca, I know that you do a lot of yard work yourself. So I'm sure that you can chime in here. Y'all listen to me. I'm being damn serious here because I am so pissed off about what I'm about to talk about. I need help. I need suggestions.

Speaker 2 (01:40:00.364)
I don't care what the price is, let me explain. No, I will not do that.

chestnuts.

Speaker 2 (01:40:08.878)
There's not a circumstance. There's not enough of these. What was that? Let me get this out there. Because I need help. This is actually an evergreen statement. I need help. So I do my own yard work. OK? Dear God, man, let me talk. What happens is I've had a series of weed eaters in the 13 years that I've lived here.

Is that what you said?

Speaker 1 (01:40:20.222)
Stick it out there.

Speaker 1 (01:40:27.95)
and I bet you do.

Speaker 2 (01:40:37.262)
I think I've broken four, maybe five now. And every season is a challenge. And so now I'm kind of in this groove, not this groove, I'm kind of stuck. I'm trapped with Ryobi because I've got all the damn batteries and the chargers. And so I keep buying these Ryobi weed eaters, the green and black ones. And just...

What voltage?

12 or 13.8.

Then you're wrong. Get the 40 vote. You'll be good.

OK, but hang on. Hang on. So the and I apologize that I'm talking shop here with lawn equipment, but I need sincerely need help here. No, but let me let me me explain this. I don't trust myself with a gas one with the mixture getting that right, right? I'm always breaking the the the plastic.

Speaker 1 (01:41:21.782)
I just answered your question.

Speaker 1 (01:41:29.902)
stage.

Speaker 1 (01:41:36.354)
Snizwack.

snizwhacker, and I'm always breaking that little thread thing like five seconds after I start. That's frustrating as hell. I've already destroyed my edger. That one just blew up and I had to throw it out. I've gotten these little plastic nubby things that hang off the edge, Brad, and they keep breaking. So I just ordered these little metal claw things. You got to see this.

Wait, not the nubby things.

Speaker 2 (01:42:02.242)
This looks cool. But in the meantime, while I'm waiting for the delivery of the metal claw things that I must show you because- the They look like- Not the claw!

TRUMP!

It takes out the nubby.

Why do I even try?

You started it! You started it at the end of the stupid show!

Speaker 2 (01:42:23.694)
But while I've been waiting for these things to be delivered, these little metal spiky things that I think are heavy duty enough, broke the end of the Ryobi thing, so I can't even attach these when they arrive. I've looked at the propane torch things, but that's not gonna do what I wanna do. Those are for like gravel and stuff like that. Dear God, is there a brand that is reliable? I don't care if it's gas, I don't care if it's battery.

I

Speaker 2 (01:42:52.544)
I just need something that will stop fucking breaking every time I try to edge around my lawn. Someone, please DM me. I don't care. No price is too high. I can't stand it out there at a hundred degrees every time and this shit breaks. Help me.

Wow, that went from thingy thing and nubbies and claws and hanging all over the place, breaking it and coming together to like really hardcore rage.

It's re- that's the word. That is the word. Rage. Because this shit happens and I'm out there and I want to get this shit done and everything breaks and nothing works. Please.

Tune in next week for the, I mean, you're at, after the end of the show and, and.

Are we done?

Speaker 2 (01:43:40.192)
Yeah, I've reached my Cinderella moment, I guess.

I I want to get you one of those helmets so you can drink beer while you're doing shit in the backyard.

I think you should at this point buy a goat.

Yes, I agree.

Train the goat to edge, eat along the edges of the bricks and the sidewalk.

Speaker 1 (01:43:58.434)
Just. Yeah.

shown.

Good time. Wow.

You guys got anything else on your mind or am I just gonna?

Yeah, I'm going to go edge my lawn.

Speaker 2 (01:44:11.598)
Hey, Nana turns 100 on Wednesday, by the way. July 30th, big birthday for birthday. So hold on. What's this right here? Hold on. Cut your losses, semi-metallic. Don't worry about mixing fuel to get premix. I don't know. Oh, premix. OK. OK, premix. Rebecca, what are you going to be doing over the next two months or a month and a half here until we see you again? Anything that, because I know you're going to be making appearances somewhere. Is there any?

Happy birthday.

Nana.

Speaker 1 (01:44:30.126)
I don't want to buy a stupid

Speaker 2 (01:44:41.272)
place that people can go to see you.

Pumpin' Bre-

They can come to Estragon in Hungary where I'm doing MCC Fest.

You're a speaker there, right?

I'm a speaker there and it's a two day festival. I'm very excited. That's going to be a lot of fun. So the topic I'm going to be talking about is the surge of young people voting for populist parties in Europe and what has gotten them to this point. And if that is a new rebellion that we're seeing, it's just not, it's not me alone. It's a whole panel actually. So it's going to be a really great.

Speaker 2 (01:44:57.208)
So what are you going to be talking about?

Speaker 3 (01:45:22.156)
discussion. And then I am off. I'm actually going to Poland in between there, but I don't really want to say what I'm doing there. I'll come back to that. If you want to know, then go follow me on X. My handle is right there. And then I'm going to London for a media conference. I will be doing a panel there as well. And the topic is, is the time for unbiased media over?

And so people can tickets to this stuff.

and press no.

Yes, you can buy. So for the MCC Fest, you go to MCC Fest with S set T at the end dot H.U. And for the media, I think I sent you a link. I have posted a link as well. I will be posting it again. That is.

So do this for me. Do this for me. When you tweet out all this information and maybe you already have, can you send me the link to that tweet and then I will retweet that so that people can definitely see where you're going to be.

Speaker 3 (01:46:32.8)
I can do that. You can buy tickets to come. saw is it will it be streamed? Yes, the media conference in London will be streamed. But the MCC Fest, I don't think so. Maybe you can see some clips after some exciting people come in there as well. So yeah, it's gonna be fun. I'm excited. I'm very much looking forward to seeing all the people that's coming. So if you're there, come say hi.

Very good. All right. So send me that. We'll make sure that people see that. Brad, can you hear Tanner over here hacking up a lot? Do you hear that? Thanks, buddy. Appreciate you. So Brad, do you have anything going on that we need to know about? there are DailyMojo.com and the Saturday morning at 10. Hanging out. Come by yourself.

I'm I'm gonna be on a I'm gonna be on a breast pump tour for the next month. So expert in breast pumps.

I will say I missed you guys last week. I'm sorry that I wasn't around and you know, I miss hanging out with my buds. yeah, that's the thing about America. Some of the most beautiful places are ruined by liberalism and it really sucks.

You're having a good time, Keith.

Speaker 3 (01:47:48.67)
That's my entire country. So.

and Minnesota. Ouch.

Minnesota is where there's most Scandinavians, isn't there?

Minnesota Vikings is the football team. I'm sure you

I'm you, that's why. what you experience there is an entire country.

Speaker 2 (01:48:07.658)
Hold on. However, Norway, Minnesota is transitioning into Somalian.

Which is also happening over here. What a coincidence.

It's almost like it was planned that way!

Yes!

or turning off my lights.

Speaker 2 (01:48:26.264)
You know, when Brad turns up, he's saying it's time to go.

No, I'm just, the lights go off when they go off.

It's like stadium time lights.

I mean, I'm here in the cemetery and I've got to start digging again. So it's been fun. No, I mean that. I mean, for the most part.

What parts weren't fun then for you?

Speaker 1 (01:48:50.168)
Huh, I can't even hear you anymore. It's so weird. Can we turn the audio back up?

All right. So Brad will be here next week, I hope. And then Rebecca, we'll see you again on September 5th. But we have lots to do between now and then a lot of good Thursday deep dives at 3 p.m. Eastern and some Friday lives. 3 p.m. Eastern and what is it? just you got you know how I said earlier in the show, everyone's got a kink. I get it. It's cool. The butts. don't even breast milk. No good. No good. No good. All right. Do you miss him?

He's gone. Kinda.

sure he's listening. He's gonna go back and check this out and be like, she misses me. Anyway, Rebecca, really hope that it's got to suck being pregnant in the summer, at least you're not in Texas, full blown pregnant in the summer.

It's so hot over here.

Speaker 2 (01:49:43.09)
no, what? I just checked it was 73 and I was.

Like 80 to 84 in the daytime. you need to remember that we have dry heat not.

Do you have air conditioning over there? Honestly, I have no idea.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I mean, some malls and stuff too, All right. Mine's pretty cool though, but you know, it's been tough being pregnant and.

Yeah, but not like apartments and houses and stuff. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:50:12.15)
Where's the sun like in the heat of the day in relation to your windows?

So it comes around in the afternoon. So I just need to keep everything down.

You have like blackout blinds or whatever.

In the bedroom, yeah, not in the living room.

Gotcha. All right. Well, I appreciate your time. hope that you I hope that being a mommy to be is is not too tough on you. But we will see you again on September 5th. But we'll see all of you Thursday at 3 p.m. Eastern. We'll do a live stream with a handful of whistleblowers that are trying to I mean, the government, government, man. Geez. And then, of course, next Friday, Brad will be back here. And then I'm sure we'll talk about.

Speaker 2 (01:50:57.986)
God knows what we'll talk about. thanks everyone for being a part here. I'm grateful for your time and we will see you again on Thursday. Until then, have a great weekend.