I'm looking here my monitor here. What are you reading there dude?

Holy crap. Right next you got a new book. I didn't know I was gonna be on yet. I was just I'm so I'm sorry Yeah, I'm sorry get back to your get back to your book club.

Hold on. You were just reading what are you looking at me? Well, I'm just reading my book. Well, I mean your guys are down here at the bottom of the screen here and I try to you know You know, I'll come back you finish the chapter. I'll be right back.

I'll be I'm getting to the good part give me two There is no good part. It's Kamala Harris. Okay before we continue I want to say that if you missed yesterday's deep dive where we talked about the American surveillance state that we've been living under since 9-11 I think we answered the question America after 9-11 did the terrorists when George Hill former FBI and I say I mean, there's just he is such a wealth of knowledge and He shared that With us yesterday, so go back and check that I don't think it's pinned at the top yet Actually, but it's at at the mic show calm where hero West has He always puts the stuff up there. Dang it.

Malinac. I don't have that much. I gotta get photo. There we go There you go. So you should follow us over on the X at that guy at PG you you should also Follow Gabby at Jeff the Apologist on X. She runs the Instagram page At the mic show always putting up awesome stuff over there Um Yeah, what else that I want to tell you I feel like I'm forgetting something hmm Next week's gonna be a barfley with I mean if I can pull Brad away from his book club I'm busy. This is the good part Brad and Kelly will be with us on Thursday next week. Wow I don't even want to know what qualifies as the good part.

You know what? I'm gonna get Rebecca up in here Here we go. Oh, don't forget to follow brad at real brad stags and that Rebecca she gets two post-it notes because her last name is like 34 characters long at our mr. Reagan I know we're mispronouncing it, but it's just become the way your name is pronounced on the show I like the I like the mr. Reagan Yeah, like kind of like after one of our greatest presidents. Yeah, the greatest president Oh, that would have been her.

Oh my god, brad Doing that. I mean I you know sometimes I watched I watch our state channel and yesterday at the it's a show called the debate They had old lefty feminist versus young anti-feminist debating uh The policies the feminist policies of norway and I'm telling you it is a journey in suffering Uh to watch And I'm thinking that book must be like watching that channel for 48 hours actually fascinating that all it is. It's a but it's a bunch of excuses Excuses yes, and and how she told josh Shapiro that the uh A vice president is not a co-president I told him bluntly. It was an unrealistic expectation that he would be in the room for every decision What does it have his response there? Uh vice president co-fairs blah blah blah every day as president. I said I'll have 99 problems.

My vp can't be one of them Wow, okay, relax woman. Uh, yeah, she's she's she's copying lyrics now to make a book Oh, okay. I see what you did there. Wow. Yeah, I did um I it That's fun because uh, that's the lady that didn't get one vote uh in the primary for president Why don't you let the party go ahead and tell you who you're taking like a second to appreciate the fact that donald trump tweeted that The reason she's now touring the country is to show and remind everybody why she's not president That's awesome. I thought that was a great job of it. Good. What a bullet we dodged So last time that we were together here Uh, I I didn't get to most of the not so rapid fire questions Uh for you kids.

Uh, so are you cool if we revisit those today? Hang on a second. Hang on. Yeah, I didn't read. I didn't read them again That's good. That's fine. Hold on. I just uh, I just want to apologize for breathing heavy and the fact that I have a cold and I feel like that was me No, actually you shouldn't stop what you're doing, but I'd enjoy it very much. I would yeah just Keep doing what you're doing. I call it asmr I can't see when I put my 3d glasses on it's kind of frustrating Brad can I get a an honest?

All right, those are very those are you or me But I can't not quite diva level, but they're they're you well, I can't see anything. So let me uh, let me just move some of this over here Okay, so uh, uh, rebecca will start with you What's the worst thing you did as a child that you can talk about? Like you know like my example was you tore the paper to yard or somebody's house Do y'all do that norway?

Do you do you throw toilet paper up into trees over there? No, not really. No Do you have I would say like I was such a good child that you know Feeling apples would be like the worst thing I did listen to this We don't believe that for a damn second I would believe that but it's actually true You know, I was so shy as a child that my mom had to train me to to pay the cashier at the store I was terrified of people Okay, well, there's nothing wrong with that that's smart. Well, you got out of your shell though I got way out of my shell and it's all thanks to my mom. Thanks mom Okay All right So so you so you were just too perfect as a child. No, I didn't say I was perfect I say I was terrified so like you mean like bad stuff like that was Yeah, but wait, what kid steals apples.

Yeah, well, that's the thing here. We call it a push land I love it when you talk dirty. We call it a push on but you call it We sneak into somebody's yard and then we steal the apples and run like hell. Oh, yeah We used to ring all the doorbells in the building and then That was fun.

Yeah, but what if they don't have an apple tree in their yard? Well, we would know who who got them and who didn't and then I guess like the worst thing we did was like really torture people by ringing their doorbell and Dodging by tying them to a board and hitting them with nails. No, I mean we really tortured or ordering chinese food to them We we waterboarded before waterboarding was cool That was my childhood. Huh, okay Notice how everything or we would order chinese food and have it delivered to them Or we would set their tires on fire. So that reminds me of a Dana Carvey bit Like like he would always him and his buddy on his short-lived show They would do stuff like drive up to the uh fast food window, you know And they would place an order.

They'd be a big order and then they would like pay for it And then they'd drive off before they gave him the food That was funny. That sounds like what what kind of what you did there, huh? No, um, okay, so Brad you were obviously a perfect child.

So you didn't do anything. I committed a felony bro What'd you I don't know if I should admit it now, but I I have you served your time The I'm I'm admitting it for the Ah, this may be the may may not be the first time but there was when we lived in Parsons, kansas I don't know what possessed me to go to the neighbor's house And get the mail out of their mailbox and tear it up What's wrong with you bro? I don't know What is I remember one thing I did that was not as a child though that was as a teenager, but I knew that uh One of our classmates was home alone Okay, so I had uh, we were So we were two or three people We snuck in and refurnished like moved all the furniture around In the downstairs living room and then left While he was there. Yeah upstairs Oh, wait how how how uh clueless is this guy? Gaming gaming does stuff to you.

Okay. You get like you're in your world, right? So That was that's kind of fun. We were spying to see like what the reaction would be like I would be terrified if I came downstairs. I was Out of town and then No I keep forgetting you said like gaming because it was that I know we're old man.

I know I was like wait I know I was thinking the same Thing like oh, that's right. She's a Nintendo. She was a kid like in 2005 Yeah Okay, so so brad um you uh, it was a federal offense that you committed. I don't know why I just Did you get in trouble? I think I did Um, I didn't do any hard time, but I did um, I got I don't I don't remember what happened I tear up anybody social security check with that.

I don't even know what was in there. I'm not even sure I mean, I must have had a reason. Did you know the person? Um I I don't remember that either last question last question.

I may have been a psycho, bitch How did you end up in parson's, kansas? I was just looking it up. It's a middle. Nowhere.

Hmm. It is Middle, kansas. That's where my dad was born. Well in that area and then my so my grandmother my uh My grandmother and I never met my grandfather because he was dead, but we went and lived in her house um In in parson's until she died and then we left Um, can we not thanks for bringing that out? Yeah, don't tell the long version But do you want to tell everybody how your grandfather died?

Oh, that see this does my other my grandfather on my mother's side He was a bodville performer in the 20s 1920s and um He was volunteering at an air show in new hampshire And he was a magician on bodville and he he he as a reward for I doing some stuff at this air show They gave him a ride in an airplane which at that time were new Uh pretty new thing and so he gets down after the plane lands He gets climbs out and then uh, they didn't tell him to turn right and not turn left and If you turn left you walk into the the spinning thing to to his in defense of his uh misstep You can't see a propeller when it's spinning Now you'd think you'd be able to feel the the wind But uh, yeah, he that they really lost his head over that one You're welcome. Okay. I just thought I'd throw in a one liner there. Hi.

Hi. That is you walk into a propeller and Yeah, I know we know when you do stuff like that. Oh good.

Oh What where did that happen? He's been dead a hundred years. I think I can make a joke. Okay, but where did that happen? Where or when yeah, where? Uh somewhere in new hampshire. Is there a old newspaper article that's somewhere online?

I've never looked but okay Yeah, uh, he's got an assignment before you do that. What is your favorite us state brad stags? Favorite state This is gonna sound weird, but I really like california Uh this conversation's over. It was fun. What it's a beautiful place. It's shame that they Fonorked it so bad crazy woman beautiful but Not it's like australia.

It's beautiful, but it's full of toxic animals and they're all in one place Like why do you want to go there? Yeah? It's it's sad. It makes me angry that makes me sad So I get sad that i'm angry and then i'm angry that i'm sad and then it makes me sad all over You can fix yes.

I can fix her I can fix her rebecca. What is your favorite uh us state now? Hold up back up Uh, how many us states have you been to I know you've been over here multiple times, but where have you been over here? I was supposed to make a list. I think but I didn't but let me check my Like my memory texas california, arizona, utah new york, um You've gotten around the country you've seen a lot.

Did you just say she's gotten around? I've been to boston. Um, so which state is that massachusetts mass? Yeah, uh, and then washington dc, so not a state But what which state is that it's not a state? No, but which state is that in washington federal hellhole?

It used to be uh, marilin In virginia, but the civil war happened in virginia never gave their part back. Okay. I see um, and I think that's Oh, uh, florida. I've been to okay.

All right. So so what of what you've been to what do you enjoy the most? texas, we're sure Oh, hold on. Hold on a second Are you gonna follow that with dalas because if you say houston where I know you've spent time Again, I'll have to obviously goodbye to both of you. No, I mean texas in general. I've been around texas as well Yes, brad. I've been around texas I don't know if I brag about that You know you do you that's okay. I mean there was a movie Well, it was more condensed in the dalas metroplex. Anyway, um, all right.

Let's go to the next question Shall we did you find that article about your no, but I found one about my grandmother harriet stevens 98 died monday december 2nd 1996 blah blah blah She became a telephone operator for the new england bell telephone Company, she held that position for many years. Boy. I bet she was exhausted Uh, yes, I love that. She was married to henry huff who died in 1928 Okay, Henry a good guy Well, he walked into a propeller to that point. So I Although I did she remarried.

I thought that's well. She did she remarried persie stevens um I I never knew either one of them. I heard about henry that You know, he was out there touring vaudeville and doing his magic show And he would show back up at the house when he was low on funds and and It was a kind of a strange relationship in that sense sounds strange.

Yeah, but so he'd show up and hey So this may be more of a brad question, but I'm gonna ask rebecca Over in norway. Do you guys have super glue and duct tape and all the all the All the things you'd used to torture people with which do you lean on more? Uh, super glue or duct tape duct tape? Yeah You know, you can multitask more with duct tape you can tape people you can tape stuff, you know Well, you can't gloss over this. Don't be doing this I think you can you can super she does this on purpose. Yes. She does because she is a little troublemaker I am a little hell. She's making up for all the last time being a good kid.

Yes. See Oh, oh, I am mentioned in this article about my grandmother right here. It says um Survivors include 13 grandchildren Well, that's you that's me. Okay So there you go. So I'm famous. I'm in an obituary from 1996. Good for me. Yeah, yeah, I know I feel like I've I'm somebody now That's cool.

I'm glad he didn't walk into that propeller before he had made his kids. There else would be no you, you know See what I'm saying? Because that's a good point. Yes, you're right.

You're we wouldn't be having this conversation right now because my grandfather so Nana it was married to papa and papa Papa's mom was pregnant with papa when papa's dad died He narrowly made it in there by about three months before a farming accident or something See here in texas and so the miracle the three of us are sitting here together. That's right. It's a miracle. It's a miracle Unlike some other things that I've heard are miracles in art I'm just gonna leave it there. Oh, I don't know what that means. I don't really That's weird.

Um, okay. So, uh, so I just mentioned nana and I had tweeted out that I was gonna mention on today's live stream Uh, I said remind me about nana and the Panama Canal um, and so, uh, this is uh Is I don't know man. I don't know.

I don't know. I have to write it out and print it up or else. I'll forget Nana and I just funny it's just a nana and the Panama Canal Sometimes I just think funny things so so This story goes back to the Carter administration when nana is a damn that jimmy carter Every time I hear that name all I think is metric hang on a second because y'all might be blaming Nana for something here instead of jimmy carter if uh, let me tell this little tale because what happened was uh during the carter administration nana got a phone call He answered it and they said it was the white house calling and she was like What shut up And then she said she could hear a room full of people in the background and the guy on the phone said you're the You're the this is this is this sounds absurd But if if any administration is going to do this it's going to be the carter administration. Okay, floy You're the deciding vote. You're the deciding vote I swear All the people that love nana are about to change there, too You're the deciding vote Who should Should uh, I forgot how the question was worded, but it was worded in a way that like she was a little stuck there And then she they were like saying how should panama run the panama canal and I guess she's thought for a second Yeah, that makes sense. Sure.

Okay, whatever. Yeah, okay And then she said the room erupted in cheers and said thank you so much That was the deciding vote And then she said it wasn't two weeks later on the news She saw that we were giving the panama canal Back to panama and she's felt like crap ever since and she says that donald trump has vindicated her She lived to see trump vindicate her on the panama canal. Wow Wow So I don't know That's the story. That's all I can say Is that not but I would have answered the same way Right, I mean she she answered the right way because that would make sense Excuse me, but can we get that story to donald trump because I would love for him to actually I could even get a side picture from him for her birthday and I said it six months ahead of time The request I did exactly what they said. Oh never heard never heard back. You really? Yep, tom brady never showed up in party either that bastard that one.

I wasn't expecting but I'm a little a little hurt by this Yeah, I would be too. I'm trying to think if I know anybody but I really don't so When am I you Graham? Well, I am due in way too long I feel like I'm about to crack and I'm tired November 15th is your due date right 18. Yeah 18th and I told you it's october 30th That's are you getting cranky?

That's when it's cranky. Ditting I need crutches to walk outside brad Do you really and it's not even october bro? Ouch Because my joint I'm so swollen all the time and my joints are painful and my pelvic floor is I don't know what's happening to it, but I need crutches to to walk outside and it's just I'm tired don't get this baby. Let me give birth. It's all I want right now Okay, not not care my body open and get this child Not not during the live stream Please That reminds me of the open to naked gun 22 and a half or whatever it is where one of the shots is you you're coming down the old canal and it's like Yep, okay Animal canal Yep, right now Rebecca canal. I don't I slide down down you talk about you talk about segways here Okay, I feel your pain because I'm exhausted for you. I'm just exhausted you look and keep man you wow put the glasses back on I am so effing tired brad stags.

You're right. Can can you see that? um, okay, so um everybody is yeah, you can tell here as well my eyes are like Oh, don't you even don't you even I showered for you today.

I haven't showered for three days Okay, I couldn't bother like pictures or it didn't happen I'm telling you it's like it's not the actual shower bit is the fact I have to dry my hair after and moisturize that just keeps me It's heavy okay, and I can't bend over and it's just like can you see your feet? I can see them, but I cannot see my My rebecca canal. Let me tell you that Rebecca I'm in a bad spot Because I at as soon as this live stream is over. I have to leave There will be alcohol there, but I can't have it now or else I won't get to my you got to be safe y'all Don't drink and drive Damn it when you do a live stream with these two I didn't say anything you you really start staring at that bottle and you're like This is good though.

Okay. Um, thank you, laura And grandma I was driving down the rebecca canal. Actually, I was boating down the rebecca canal Because you wouldn't really drive down.

You don't drive down the Panama canal Do you look at the time? Wow, is it that time already shoot? They really got away from us, you know, it really did didn't it looks like you're gonna have to uber keith I have to care of her. Thank you.

Uh, hold on. You know this You know what this looks like this looks like i'm sitting in a barber's chair. What is the deal here? It's like it's too it's too much, uh Scrubs on Scrubs, yeah, what is happening here? Sorry.

Uh, I could never be a good weatherman because I can never get it right like this way Okay, uh, okay just as good as any of them are. Yeah, that's a fact. Okay, so, um uh, they they solved the um They solved the the mystery of the bermuda triangle your god if she has a rebecca triangle joke Sweet lord help me Of course I do. No, no, no, we're good. Let me read the freaking story and save your puns for later How many people have been lost there? Is this where I whip out how many people have gone Answer that There was a platoon of soldiers back in Anyway, I guess I guess I guess I guess it's a place where storms I guess they all gathered there and then you know what effort I don't care about the bermuda triangle anymore We don't I'm done with the story I don't honestly care.

Uh, check this out. Um, uh now how familiar are you with I swear if there is There better not be a pun here How familiar are you of us? How familiar are you with that north sea? How close are you to the north sea there in norway?

Is that what the kids are calling? No, don't you dare I live in the north sea That's what i'm saying. I didn't know how close it was like how close are you doing my entire country's in the north sea Oh, okay So um, um, there's a seaman joke there No, no, de gabba. There's no seaman joke. Not a seaman. What are you? What's wrong with you seaman? See I usually go to the norwegian seaman church And that is a church brad you look it up. Look it up.

I don't believe her. It's in use texas You know you Apparently this is the most dangerous Sea They have a lot of slip and falls there Waves can tower as high as 50 feet and countless ships have vanished This is the north sea. Okay a notorious expanse of water nestled between norway I'm not gonna be able to make it through this fucking video with help right there in the little crack there Good good. We're good and mark. We're just living up.

You know what? But what makes the north sea so dangerous? The sea's location at the current influence of warm gulf stream waters. Oh my gosh, this video is not helping cold arctic currents Generates unpredictable weather patterns. Yes, it does the clash between warm air from the gulf stream and cold arctic winds Creates intense low pressure systems. I don't even I don't all that moisture. Just I don't even care about the north sea anymore That can materialize with brightening speed these storms can produce hurricane force all my word monstrous waves The region is also prone to dense fog Reducing visibility to near zero and greatly increasing the risk of collisions Despite its dangers the north sea remains a vital economic artery.

Yeah, nobody cares that it does. Yeah, we're good We're moving on. I you know what? I just don't I would get a comment about the north sea from you But now I have no interest in a comment from you about the north sea because god only knows what it's going to be I just work here. Did you find whatever she was talking about the sea man?

I forgot the what the sea man church of norway sea man. That's right. See man. Oh, there are a lot of stuff in calls there That's right.

It's uh, the sea we have them all over the world Sea man churches. Yes, what? Yeah, I don't I don't even know if I have a follow-up. In fact, I know I don't okay So a lot of people I will say that meaty fish stars sent me this next video They have a sea man church. Uh, no, it's just seem. Yeah.

Yeah. No, you're right. It's sea man.

Sorry. Okay, so, um, so, uh It's a strong and shirt skin Okay, meaty fish star sent me this video a lot of people are gonna say wait who this is that meaty fish star is the handle Okay, a lot of people are gonna say this is ai Um, not a chance. I mean it looks totally Come on now.

That's not that's not Oh I don't know man. I love it. It is fake, but I know it's fake, but it's hysterical.

It is hysterical Anyway ai is advancing and uh, maybe not illustrated there, but I want you to see uh, this video Uh, let's see what's the first one say just semen. There you go. Okay enough. Oh, I know but no, that was You know this one.

You know this video here. Look at this guy. Look at this guy No focus right here on this guy not these guys this guy. Okay Oh, I don't want the damn music Okay You see him You see him. Look at that. That's just him and so the chick's face We need a minute. See what's happening hold on it gets better. See look at everything he does Is being replicated.

Oh, I would so be what's that now? Oh boy, that's a problem. Is he gonna because he got he if he doesn't there's something wrong He didn't he did off camera brad. Don't worry. Oh, I do you dammit. Yes No guy would do that and then not and not be all whoa And then just be looking at the screen going Wow I have seen Jeffrey tubin.

Is that you? I've seen immigrants, uh, hump like posters and stuff. No, oh Wait a minute the immigrants humping posters. Oh, we played a clip of a guy groping a mannequin. Remember that Yeah, yeah, exactly. Oh, wait.

Are you not supposed to grop mannequins? Moving on friends. Listen what you're seeing right now is crazy We are crossing a line in human history where the boundary between reality and fiction is vanishing This is not hollywood billy dollar high production studio.

This is open source This is from your computer a click of a button and most people will not be able to even tell the difference now So be safe out there question what you see verify what you believe Follow you see ahead of the curve How do you verify anything now? I'm telling you dude We're getting to that line. No, we're not getting to it. We're there. We don't know what that.

I mean we God, I don't want to go down that rabbit hole until you do but we don't know what to when we No matter what we see now. There's no way to know whether it's real I know there's no way it used to be the fingers Oh, yeah, yeah, we don't have the fingers and we don't have the fingers anymore. You can't even get the fingers So, um, uh, go ahead. I teed it up take it Go ahead woman.

You know you want to what do you got for us? Come on I think her I think her operating system just glitched. Oh, yeah, I'm sorry. Yeah It's past your bedtime now.

We we've crossed the 30. I have pregnancy brain Like if I think about I was thinking about the whole like video thing and the boobs and then I couldn't hear I think everyone was thinking of the boobs. So, um There's you know what if if if god didn't want us to stare at boobs. He would not have made them so attractive Right, and I always think of um of clay when uh When I uh when I think of boobs now you think of clay. Yeah Like clay no, no no clay. Um, I want to not not clay sexting. That's buck sexting clay clay What's place last name?

Travis Travis. Yeah. Wow. I don't know. What did he say?

Don't you remember when he was on cnn? Oh, yeah, that's funny. That was good. She kept asking wait a minute. Are you saying boobs? Yes, yes boobs. That was I mean like eight times Are you not allowed to say boobs? No, you can but she was just like not on not on cnn apparently Oh, you can say anything on cnn, but she just kept asking him and like claire and decide how many ways can you clarify? Yes, I was saying boob And she just kept at wait.

Are you saying boob? Yes, I'm looking at this uh the survey of americans And and what bothers them when it comes to ai and it looks like uh when it comes to art, we're okay with it, you know uh paintings songs Uh something like that, but in fact, um A promising treatment recommendation. It's about 50 50 on that So there seems to be a clear line here. It's mostly that we're okay with the art Realm and maybe some medical advice But we don't we we don't um We don't like it if it's a candidate speech before you finish that thought. Yeah before you finish that thought what happened um We got boobs on the screen. We have uh this okay. I'll get to the boobs. Yeah, leave that out there. Leave the boobs up Um, I'll do that Rebecca.

I'll do zero. No, I thought were you telling her to oh me you want me to leave? Yes But you know be careful with ai Because as we demonstrated on my day job over on the blaze pack ray unleashed earlier this week When the braves were still winning games for no good reason at all And I was checking google to see what the longest win streak was this year and I knew it was the brewers at 14 but But ai kept spitting back bogus numbers It it said the yankees have won 22 games in a row and said it was a current streak It said the dodgers have won 11 in a row neither of those have happened this year It said the red socks were in the middle of a six game win streak. They're not ai man, I don't which which you can't trust you can't trust the information you have to verify the information always Which ai were you using all of those were google ai results? So here's what I did That's all I Fine, but listen. Here's what I did don't trust them. I all I was doing was just refreshing the search I wasn't changing anything and it was still giving me the wrong answers over and over again Is better grok is better at accurate information than gemini is And I get what's the other one is it chat gpt?

Yeah Gemini I don't trust and chat gpt. I don't trust but I trust of boobs And I trust clay travis first amendment absolutist I believe in only two things completely the first amendment and boobs and so once they made the decision That they were not going to allow a conservative non sports related commentary. They could hold on hold on I just want to make sure I heard you correctly as a woman hank hankering the show Did you say what did you say you believe in the first amendment and beat up lobbyists I I I I I I The first thing I think it's it's started it loop back, but she she yeah, she lost her mind I remember that step world time. No moment and she stopped him like four times wait, boo I love how the the brother there. He's just like Yes mind terrible Don't you dare bring up that word And but if it was just him if there's just the two of them he'd be laughing anyway God was smart enough not to give men boobs Because what would we do kith? Sure about that because I've seen some men with some boobs brad. Yeah, but those the man boobs No one wants to play with those no they do not if we I mean if he if we had real legit But that's all we'd just sit at home. It would be there would be nothing getting done at all And kith, you know, I'm right. That's have you not seen that video of that guy running the field and I'll give uh, no, we're good.

No, we're good. I know the video It literally induces vomiting. No, it doesn't it's weird. I know it for weird.

It's super duper weird Okay, so uh, we all know somebody that's uh taken the ozympic now. We got a new alert here Essentially, you're just depriving your body of nutrients tooth decay Is something people are finding from poor oral hygiene and there are many ways that these g lp ones are leading to it One you have decreased saliva. So therefore dry mouth dry mouth is associated with cavities and poor oral hygiene You also people are Nutrient deficient and so therefore is another reason their teeth their gums are eroding You also have chronic acid reflux. Some people are even Evomiting and so this is enamel erosion. This can have bad breath. Look at that y'all.

That's Ozympic this is like a repeat of the uh, remember the anti vape movement late 2019 early 2020 when it's like the vape industry must have shit in somebody's weedies After them laugh. Yeah, I mean and that that's there you go. I wonder what the real reason is they're going after That's good Because well a sumpik hasn't been good from the beginning though a sumpik is not a good drug Like it it is one of those chronic drugs that you need forever to Stay Young people are so precious You wake up one day and you look in the mirror and you say, holy shit, who is that and you're like, wow And then nothing works and then you try to lose weight and you can't and you know what? You know what?

So then you're gonna go and get like ton of diseases and have your gut not working So you shit your pants and your teeth fall out like I wouldn't do that. Wow this escalated quickly The romance completely, you know What is awesome? What is awesome is when the majority of your weekdays are spent at doctor's appointments.

That's that's good living That's fun. Am I right? Yeah. Oh, it's yeah. Okay.

So apparently a woman. I can tell you that is kind of my Yeah, I bet that's your jam now, right? That's for like nine months and then after that I thought I thought this was interesting. This is an interesting little video here sunglasses not good for your eyes Sunglasses are not good. I just said that eyes You see your eyes are an extension of your brain if we go outside on a hot sunny day The strength of the sun is being monitored. So wait, are we supposed to stare at the sun now? By the eyes and the message is sent to the brain and when the sun is very hot and very strong It gives a message to the skin to close up little recepticites So you don't burn so easily But if you go out into hot sun with sunglasses on you can burn a lot easy because your brain didn't get the message that the sun's hot To close a little receptor sign What did that sound like rebecca with an australian accent? Wait, but now let's not lose sight of this Our eyes are telling our skin when to close up What? I believe that I'm not not believing it. It's just mind-blowing if that's how the human body works in brad Can you look up?

I don't even know what I want you to look up. I feel like florid texas should be the most healthy places in the world No, I don't know if we're wearing sunglasses and that might I mean you should get some sun in your eyes every day if you can But I wouldn't recommend anybody or like daylight is more Yeah, those watching. Please don't stare at the sun Just yeah, you know, here's the weird that you can't stare at the sun. Have you ever tried? Okay, you can't do it you look at you. You have to work really really hard To stare at the sun. Here's what I want to know. Here's what I want to know Why is it that stare or looking toward the sun will help you get a sneeze out? What's that all about?

That's that I don't know But you never heard that have y'all not heard that? Yes, you're or you can just look at a bright light But okay, is that right really it's not the sun. Yeah, it's you anything bright and I don't Yeah, anything bright. Yo, hang on.

I'm waiting for a sneeze I think do it do it do it do it do a lot seriously. What is that all about? Um, I don't know I've meant to look that up and and now I have the chance I I there's a reason you're gonna look up why we should um if the skin clothes is when you Yeah, you got a lot you got a lot. I'm look there's a lot of things Get a lot of tabs going and while you look those up, let me read this real quick because I want you to see this Let me let me stop sharing this check here so that you can see this.

It's the it's at chew syndrome Don't tell us what to do brad gonna take some Tylenol and stare at the skyline If trump if trump says it look at this. I want you to see this headline. Can you read this headline? No, of course not it says rare Tooth in eye surgery restores man's vision after two decades What?

Now see brad's like shit. I'm gonna have to open up a third because I don't I don't a third tab because I don't believe this guy tooth in eye Tooth in eye surgery. Uh, the guy's name is Brent Chapman Um, when he was 13 he took ibuprofen during a christmas basketball game.

Why not? It was a drug he had taken before but what happened next was anything but routine He had a severe reaction that caused burns all over his body including on the surface of his eyes Chapman was in a coma for 27 days He lost his left eye to an infection and lost most of his vision and the others body recovered But his vision never fully returned for the last 20 years He says I've been having close to 50 surgeries trying to save this eye most of them cornea transplants We would put in a new cornea It would last sometimes just a few months or even up to years, but it would just kind of never heal But dr. Gregory Maloney clinical associate professor of corneal surgery at the university of british columbia was able to restore Chapman's site this year the canadians with a rare procedure that involved implanting Chapman's own tooth into his eye yep You found it is your tooth is extracted it has been shaped and a small lens is implanted into it The tooth lens combination is then placed into a pocket in your cheek To heal and to grow new tissue around it and then after several months the tooth lens is implanted into the eye Replacing the damage how in the who the hell fought right this is dr. Sitting around drinking and they're like I tell you what these are the only psychopaths that we need in our world. It's the surgeons doctors and military Yep. Oh wait. Yeah, you're right because who the hell I know Let's take their tooth out and put a lid and then stick it in their cheek and make it grow and then we'll pop it in Their eye. You think that'll work. Hell. No, let's try it.

How many surgeries. Do you think we owe? to to uh, johnny walker black label or or similar things because that how do you think of that? I mean, are they on acid like come on that is incredible that and hold on. I'm gonna just check something because You know what the other major contributor to weird surgeries was The other major civil war. Nope Nope, I don't know Because that's what the nazis would do they would just start.

Yeah, you're right. No weird shit the people and then This is what really pissed me off about the whole like Tylenol debate thingy going on and all those crazy Women on the left taking Tylenol while once it's gonna die That they were gonna piss off trump or whatever they were doing You know what you don't experiment on babies Children or pregnant women either so a lot of recommendations are based on the fact that we just don't know because it's unethical To We can hear we can hear your inside voice right now. We actually hear it And So listen to this, um, I don't here's a headline that just kind of gave me the creeps, you know smoke Oh, hold on I found a picture Oh, no, I'm not gonna picture. Oh, it's not. I mean it's it's it's it's just startling It's not like uh, it's just start it's just it's an eye, isn't it? It's an eye Okay, what do I want to do this?

It's not I mean everyone you've been warned. It's a shocking eyeball. Well, it's not I mean, it's not horrible It's just weird Pink and Does it look like somebody with pink eye?

Yeah, I mean, it's it's not disgusting and it's just shocking Is that I love it? Like this hole it's where you just plug in the rest of the eyeball, huh? The pupil goes there right?

Yeah It's like a pre fab It's usbc Pretty sure and then in six months they'll change it and you'll have to have your eyeball changed out because none of your accessories will work Yeah, okay, so, um I don't know how much of this story I really care to read. I just thought the headline really grabbed me Now here's the headline smoke dried human remains found in asia. Maybe world's oldest known mummies Uh, we found mummies smoke dried dating back to 12 000 years brad still hooked on that ice Well, I realized it's a still but it's also a video. Oh, no, I don't want that and uh, it's fascinating I'm telling you and again, it's I have seen my fair share of like weird eye stuff. Okay. It's weird. I mean, it's This is it's medical.

So Rebecca's done enough vomiting in the last seven months that she's good. There's your tooth There's the lens in the tooth. You know, I don't see it. You know, you want to see it I don't want to see it. It's right there. It's not you're gonna go.

Oh, yeah, you're right. It looks like I'm gonna tell you what the love of my life was an eye surgeon. I've seen some shit Now I don't want to see it. I really don't It looks like a piece of fat trimmed off of a steak Oh, I don't with a with a lusite rod shoved through it. No, thanks. No, thanks Wow, you know one of those questions I you are Oh, I removed an eye today. Do you want to see the empty socket?

I'd be all over that I would be like, yes No, oh, come on man. That is just Because hey, no, I don't care. Um, so, uh, when you die when you die Do you care how you're buried or disposed of?

Because we haven't you do okay. Would you ever want to be buried beneath a tree and help it grow? Huh?

Look at that say goodbye to coffins these organic burial plots or pods Will turn your body into a tree after you die No a living legacy after death No turning into a tree might be such an eco friendly and meaningful idea. That's kind of weird for me. I don't know I do not want that. I don't want to participate in the fucking climate cults that's going on Growing a tree is not the climate cult It is it's the people And I'm just like no, they're gonna cut it down and make me into print paper go away. I'm not doing it Yeah, but what if what if you turned into a bible though? I would rather be ash in an ocean or Yeah, because there's a risk you could be a uh, uh, uh, Quran Exactly. I don't want to take that risk That wouldn't be used that tree for that they have whole forest for that. I don't know man.

I wouldn't want to take that chance There's I Yeah, so okay, so as long as we're talking about death. I got I got a video of Jesus in the clouds Look at this, huh? Now first of all, Jesus has a pot belly in this cloud if that's what we're doing Uh, uh, look look look it's got the halo too.

Get the halo. That's the bg's jesus too And see apparently that was the first time it's apparently not the first time This is this is august 22nd. I think that's not because you hear one of the people in the background goes something like it's doing it again or something Can't see them can't you look at that?

Yeah, look at that. Hey Hey, I'm glad you're here. Hallelujah All right, so we're not you think I say oh, he's looking it up. He's gonna look it up Let's see what no I do you believe that no, I want to see if I want to see if they fact check this through grok or something Oh, I don't see a community notes. Hold on and I'm looking um Jesus in the clouds Okay, this one is um, I'm gonna look I'm gonna I'm gonna run it through ol grok Hey, uh, let's see and let's let me run through that google ai that's so good at baseball stats I have one for you and I don't you may think that this is um Is ai that you may think that this is An ai jesus in the clouds, but I don't think it is Wow, that's that's a little more convincing than the other one. That's remarkable right there. That's um, wow Okay, okay And that's on the beach too. It's it's actually very pretty.

Oh, that's suitable for framing right there That could have been anywhere and that is and then wait. Is that a tooth? I I think it is. Oh, yeah, hold on.

That's right. It was I think that is I think that's why you've got that That that that light shining through like that so we had a pastor over in Africa predict the rapture supposed to happen a few days ago September 23rd, I believe and 24th, there was a two-day now. We're still here. So I don't know if it happened then we're screwed because What rapture what do you mean?

Well the guy predicted it and it didn't happen and so Uh, I wait what you know what it may have happened partially in norway. Were you walking down the street? Did you see any pile random piles of clothes with any clothes any any clothes?

Just clothes and shoes and stuff and then like piles of dust next to them. No, okay, then I think they're good so, um, uh, it turns out that um There's been over 200 occasions where someone has predicted the end of the world since Since before no, these are all after jesus. Okay, you know eventually one's gonna be right one's gotta be right at some point Yeah, so um, but there were no one to remember it though There were some highlights. Yeah, it'll be like a pointless record.

Won't it be like I was right damn it This is this started back in the year 66 Oh, I remember that the common era So I'm gonna say oh, I know right. Yeah, um, but let's go to the year 500 with uh, Hippolyotemus of Rome Though the last cd he put out was amazing. I thought they said it was underrated, but I thought it was really true I think he found his groove so so three three guys back in the year 500 said that jesus would return that year With one of the predictions being based on the dimensions of noah's ark Then at 847 The the guy named theota What did you think of theota?

Theota the boda is what we used to call him and then it was kind of it was kind of weird that noah got the Building the boat when we all thought theota because he was theota the boda would get it so, uh, um, he was uh, he declared that What's she doing? Oh Picking up my pussy. You see you can see it.

That's good. Um What were you reading keith? Uh 847. Uh, he declared that the world would end that year though later confessed a prediction was fraudulent and was publicly flogged Oh little repercussions the prediction was flogged or he was flogged. He was flogged.

Okay. Just I just Did I word it the way you read it made it sound like shame on me I was suspected by a flog Yes, you were by a cat. Uh, huh does not look happy. Valder is not happy with you.

What? He's happy. He's hurry.

How do you clean it? Uh Oh, we're sorry. We're back on the eye. Never mind.

They clean themselves. No, she's talking about the dentures that the eye tooth Uh, uh, kara, we we slip. Oh, oh, you're looking. Oh, I'm sorry.

You're looking over at the deals How do you clean it? And then I thought was it the seaman church because I don't know if that's what's the seaman church We've been through. What did I say? I don't know pope innocent, right? It's just sounds like something else It's a slippery slope in the year 1284 pope innocent the third predicted the world would end Hope I like this guy's prediction. Hope innocent the third said That the world would end 666 years after the rise of Islam Yeah It didn't seriously is pope in is like i n n o c e n t. Yeah, that's what he went by I did not know that there was a pope I let me that's why that'd be like you uh name in yourself.

Uh, what would you call yourself as pope? Pope, um, radicals Radicus, okay, uh in 1656 now at christopher columbus couple a couple of these predictions He I like this, uh, he he wrote a book of prophecies Hold on alabama in virginia says don't know about johnny walker, but kerosene gets rid of the crabs That's good to know that is good. I just that is good. Thank you alabama Our mutual friend that you'll be hanging out with tomorrow morning at 10 a.m. Eastern and at brad stags at Yes at real brad stags Yes, and and yes and on jeffy's uh x also so yeah Crab kerosene crab Okay, so christopher columbus Oh, you're gonna you're gonna trust but verify, huh?

I'm just gonna make a post-it note till I have it for later. Oh, there's a guy named richard brothers He was a retired sailor old dick bros. He was a retired seaman And uh, he stated that the millennium, uh would begin between 1793 and 1795 He was eventually committed to an insane asylum, which is sad Uh, Mary bateman in 1806 in leeds, england Um A hen now get this one. This is awesome A hen began laying eggs on which the phrase crisis coming was written eventually was discovered to be a hoax what? What the chicken was riding on the eggs beforehand The owner mary bateman had written on the eggs in a corrosive ink so as to etch the eggs And reinserted the eggs back into the head. Do you know that a hen? Keeping you up the hen's got to be like what the hell is happening? Ho, ho, do you know the eggs come out the same hole as the poop?

I think I knew that at one time and then my my memory said don't care and then I forgot and now thank you You remember again, so when you're packing open eggs in the morning just think about that That's why there's poop on some of them because it didn't get washed probably Do not ever look up the inner workings the mechanics of a chicken. It is disturbing in 1814. Joanna southcott She was 64 year old self-described prophet claimed. She was pregnant with the christ child now. Wait a minute in 1814 I think I think you lied and that he would be born On the 19th of october 1814. She died later that year having not delivered a child and an autopsy proved she had never been pregnant You're not carrying any kind of like special seed. Oh, I'm carrying a profit yes All right, because I'm a virgin.

Oh f I Whoa, oh wait hold on hold on hold on. Let's let's do let's do 1910 Camille flammarion Uh, she predicted that uh in 1910 appearance of haley's comet would impregnate that atmosphere and possibly snuff out all life on the planet But not the planet itself Comet pills were sold to protect against toxic gases Impregnate the atmosphere Okay, uh, George George van tassel in 1967 said that on august 20th It'd be the beginning of the third uh the third woe of the apocalypse. Look at the third woe of the apocalyptic During which uh, the southeastern united states would be destroyed by a soviet nuclear attack Uh, according to this ufo prophet who claimed to have channeled an alien named ashtar That one didn't come true. I'll be damn Chuck smith in 1981 founder of calvary chapel predicted that the generation of 1948 would be the last generation and the world would end by 1981 smith said that he could be wrong But added that his prediction was a deep conviction in his heart and all his plans are predicated upon that belief pat robertson 1982 well, hold on hold on before There's something to the world ended in 881 that would answer a lot of questions. No, I think it ended in 2008 Remember they fired up cern we've talked about this. Oh, that's right fired up cern and it's no then Obama gets elected and then all hell breaks uh 1976 uh robertson said that in 1982 world would end Elizabeth claire prophet She predicted a nuclear war would start on uh, april 23rd 1990 Uh, and then the world would end 12 years later Uh, now she didn't it didn't come true apparently she was uh turned out she had epilepsy and Alzheimer's Uh, neil chase the buy there's a punch line in there somewhere Sect leader predicted that new york city in 1994 Uh, would be destroyed by a nuclear bomb and the battle of armor getting would take place 40 days later in 1997 Marshall apple white. We know this one leader of the heavens gate cult claimed the spacecraft was trailing the comet tailbop And argued that suicide was the only way to evacuate this earth So the cult members souls could board the supposed craft and be taken to another level of existence above human apple white Is 38 followers?

Look up a picture of that guy man. That's an awesome the heavens gate website is still Is the only way to evacuate the earth if everybody's gonna die anyway? Why would you want to kill yourself because you got to get on that spacecraft get out of here?

You know, but how are you gonna get up on a spacecraft if you're dead? Do I look like mr. Apple white? No, i'm just saying there's some flaws here right there. How many there's the website killed themselves Oh, wow, that's that's it's it's still how is that okay? How? Somebody's still somebody and somebody didn't kill themselves that that belongs to heavens gate or else They wouldn't be able to renew through go daddy I think there's a couple people because i've seen interviews with some people who did not do it I mean they were there, but they and they they left before um That is an old website. I bet you can't click that red alert thing up there, huh?

See, what's the red? Am I the only one who's more afraid of space than dying? You're afraid of space. Yeah. Oh, yeah, there these links are all good. These are not linked.

They're pages, but yeah That's like your geosteadies free website thing. Yep 2000 years ago who members the kingdom of heaven are responsible for nurturing gardens determine the percentage of the human plants Of the press seat right back to the tree thing You're right Oh the mayans were wrong 2012 December uh 21st 2012 or were they right, you know Uh, then we got this guy the south african pastor made tiktok videos Now here's some upcoming days. You ready? 2026 2060 21 29 2239 or 2280 Just so you know, I hope i'm not around for any of those Because that's gonna be exhausting.

It's gonna be exhausting. Okay. I asked a question on the old twitter I'm sorry the old x recently this week And uh, we are boring the dog shit Like literally just go to bed No, I I think you need to just go for the sake of your Like you're with child I have I'm with child, but I also had a horrible cold and I've just been laying here sleeping and sweating Holy shit. You didn't take tylenol. Did you?

No, I haven't actually all right. Just check in you just sit there and sweat Don't say it again because he and then my joints hurt and everything hurts. Okay, but I Is that normal for your joints hurt when you're pregnant? Is that normal? I think because you have too much blood and water in your body and it kind of gets overloaded Does that make sense?

Like in the mornings, I can't even do this pregnant. I'm so swollen I don't know if you can tell my hands so super swollen. I wasn't gonna say a damn thing about your fat hands I was not gonna bring it up because he's a gentleman, you know, I don't I think they're very They're over.

I've never had these fat ankles in my life Horrible Do you look at Hillary Clinton in admiration? Yeah, this is the part of the show where I Prankly looking for what tab a tab that I'm a page that I'm trying to share and then I have no idea where that conversations Gonna go dear god find the page key. Okay, so this right here.

I posted this and I was surprised I got as much attention as it did but I'm being serious. Yeah, this is horn stuff It should be called shoes slide or a shoe wedge, but why is it called a shoe horn? It's stupid.

That's dumb and so people actually They responded to that inquiry Do you use those well, yeah, I have a long one I can't bend over. Oh my war. Okay. No, no, no, no happy thought something else This would not be a good no shoe horn. No, she already told you she can't bend over bro. Okay, so you'd like this right now, would you?

Can I can I move on? shoe horns, please Related it's adjacent Help me Lord. So anyway, I'm Ben Steiner who by the way shout out to Ben and 16 other awesome Individuals who subscribe to my ex channel for two dollars a month. I appreciate y'all so much See like he gets a little cool little see that little purple guy up there little purple thing He's a subscriber and look at this I wonder if it's based in Norse history of blowing their shoes like horns So we had to ask Rebecca the Viking to enlighten us. Is this something you'll do there in Norway? Do you know in the shoes we blow my shoe? No, but sometimes people drink beer out of their shoe. I I frankly I find it kind of disgusting, but I mean whatever floats your boat to drink out of a shoe Oh, yeah out of a like a ripe old shoe You're wearing yeah, that's gross. Yeah, I agree, but there is an actual answer that a couple of people provided Let me see if I can find it What's wrong bro Well, I can't find the answer well, I printed it up hang on a second.

Let's see if I can find it here and it's oh, yeah Here we go This is from red front red five Let's see the term shoehorn originates from the late Middle Ages when these tools were crafted from animal horns How cool is that so so shoe horns go back to like the Middle Ages, but we used them for blowing not for Putting shoes on Brad still present Is he though? He's not oh, okay? He's lurking Huh, where did he go? I don't know what the hell is that castle by the way like where where are we on there? I think he's in Scotland Brad what what castle we got going back there? Oh, that's the the castle on the mount Castle on the mountain. Mm-hmm. Is that like is that something I should know about like where is that you can come over sometime if you want vacation home. Oh That's your castle Well, you think I'm gonna put pictures somebody else's castle up there.

What am I? No, that's that would be rude that would be extremely rude and that'd be like doxing somebody. I don't do that That's a good point. Yeah, you ought to see what happened.

Sorry. You ought to see what? Huh, what what's wrong?

Sorry? I forget what my head the castle was on how do weather people do it? Cuz I know years I still I know it's completely unnatural Like I've been struggling when I went to the broadcasting department University, Nebraska the late 90s You know, you have to be news guy one week. You got to be sports guy one week You got to be news writer, you know camera guy all the different things and one of the roles was you had to do the weather and I really hope these tapes do not exist. But anyway, I was doing the way it's impossible, man You could practice it all day when they turn that camera on then you're just like It's gonna be cold We used to do the weather for like a sketch for our comedy show that we did Way back I did with with Dan, which is a common friend of ours Keith. Yeah, so hold on you did a comedy thing What is oh? Yeah, we did a comedy show called the deplorables is a best translation And then we just made fun of all the politics But we used to have we had different weather people in so we would do like super sexy weather show with Like robes and stuff and you have me it's super sexy And then on the other hand we would do like anti climate crisis Weather shows it was really funny.

We're just taking the piss out of Everybody's working. We can you can you post some of these videos at some point for us? Yeah, and I can find the they're in the region though, but you get the gist I mean you can see Dan did one where he's like talking about Gas Can you put some trans I want to see these and then I want to I want to enjoy it So I want you to put translation now Brad just probably make that happen.

Yeah. Yeah, that'd be fun every fun What kind of what Brad you have something say I This is the right. Oh, just let me hang on a second. Let me just see if I can hear something. Okay, so I heard something you heard something. That's yeah Okay, yeah this Did you want me to put it up? Well, I don't know how entertain you just what you said something that reminded me of something and now I can't remember what it was because I'm tired.

Okay, cool. It was broadcasting. You know talking about broadcasting school I thought when we were in California, I actually found the place where I went to broadcasting school in 1985 or 82 Lisa Lisa just said that's it Lisa Dylan also went there to you went here too. I just said that Brad Anyway, it is a state farm. It is now a state farm. It used to be a broadcasting school It used to be Orange County broadcast workshop that hurt and never go back to your old neighborhoods I know it's it's like and I went and we knocked on the door and I was like, hey Yeah, it's been a state for like 35 years. No, so I went back I drove by my old high school and they they were building they were stacking it up making it more Vertical then I went to my old neighborhood to my old childhood home and the same thing was happening there.

They were basically just Reconstructing it. Yeah, and I it's just like why did I come over to this side of town? Yeah, yeah one of the houses I lived in in Nashville is gone. They just wiped it out and there's a new house there So stuff I've worked on. I mean put a lot of effort Oh, yeah, yeah, and then you come in one day and it's like you just tore the whole damn thing down You should have called me first, you know, you want to burn their house down just for tearing yours down Should have called Brad first.

He could he could have made it better Now I didn't want to have to burn your new house down, but I will because you tore the one I built down Antifa, is that you uh, okay, so um Miss Rebecca Are you familiar with and and actually this is a question for the entire audience? I don't know how prolific Heb type stores are and it's not that important. I've lived in New Jersey. It's very similar to a Wegmans um, and I'm sure every part of the country has their own like really um Nice grocery stores that attract large crowds at a time And uh for us it's heb here in texas. Would you agree brad? Yeah, although I think I've only been to one heb I usually go to cover and it's not that important for the story that I'm trying to tell here other than I was sitting downstairs the other night.

I'll sit with Zini. I was like What is heb stand for do even know? Oh, I've always wondered and we tried that we tried to figure it out I was like heb is it for some talents that I started in a minute. So I did the old google and again Who knows how accurate it is, but uh Now now we're about to learn why it's called Heb It's because of the initials heb for stanford the texas base grocery store. Howard e but Good thing his first name wasn't harry There I mean there's been harry butts in history The son of the stores founder florins, but uh who took over the family business and expanded the company slogan also uses the initials Be official in any direction. Howard e but was he the original big but I guess I mean look, I mean He was the big cheese, but he was the big cheese But he was the big cheese of the buts So now you know, you know From one of the it is in the it's a link is in the comment there from Okay, that's a bread basket Can I just say when you post a link and it says Ask rebecca about this Am I gonna just blindly click on that? No, I opened it.

I know what it is. Oh, is it something I need to put on the screen here You can put it on the screen. I mean, I don't know how to actually it won't let me click it. It's not It's I don't even think mine's not updating anymore. I don't think that so it's clickable back here on my other thing It's not clickable here. I'll send it in the private chat.

Yeah, do that. What am I? Um, uh, if you pull it up, I mean No No What I'm not happy.

What's a high speed ass blast Did you private chat it? Okay, I'll tell you all about it Sorry, I can help No, you okay. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you don't get to say I'm sorry When we know you absolutely didn't where's my wallet?

Is it extra because I just need to know how much This is what uh, there's an ATM around here. This is what mandalorian patriot, uh just sent This is in scandinavian countries. Is this true by the way?

Yes It's common to let babies nap outside during the winter. Why? Why? Why so it's for the amuses not like that though? Like it's not like you're trying to suffocate your child Usually the the thing the little thing on your Prem is up and then it looks that looks fake Yeah, that probably is fake. Yeah, look at this. It's got it's got the it's got the left hand It's like stuck up in the air.

Look at that. But the thing is if you go by uh, Kindergarten or anything like that you will see all the all the strollers are outside because the kids sleep outside All right, I can understand that I would I It probably I like sleeping when it's cold, but I don't want to sleep out in the weather But it has benefits and also remember our winter is really long and as long as it's not below minus 10 We let them sleep outside as long as flesh doesn't freeze for like at least 20 minutes or good. What is minus 10 in Fahrenheit? I know i'm not google dammit jimmy carter see Maybe it's nana's fault Dammit nana nana You're the reason we don't have cells in our metric Okay, uh, how many millimeters is three inches? If if you tuned in late y'all, um, uh, the reason the Panama canal fell out of american hands Don't blame jimmy carter blame keith's nana stories at the beginning of today's live stream.

Uh, okay, so, um I thought this was funny. I haven't seen part one, but this popped up on my feed millennials in 2069 part two Grandpa, what was grandma like in the early 21st century? Shawty had them apple bottoms used I The whole club was looking at her. Whoa. What happened next?

She hit the floor next thing, you know Shawty got low low low low low low Grandpa these are song lyrics, right? I don't know. Yeah, they are. Yeah.

Yeah, you're uncomfortable because old man's got He speaks hipper than me I So it's uh, not below 14 ferronite Okay, so if it's 15 degrees Then let the kid sleep outside How long is 152.4 millimeters? I don't know what's happening right now. Why do I need to know? I don't know. Why do we need to know? Why tell me? It's a metric thing y'all are doing celsius and ferronite and i'm just doing millimeters But it was connected to the baby sleeping outside and it's normal.

I did it as a baby. I haven't taken too much damage Uh, okay. We'll talk. We'll talk later. Um, okay.

Let me uh, let me play this speaking of oldies. Check this guy out All right, remember remember they said he was totally fine They were totally fine and then that debate happened and then oh now Okay, I just I I don't know that I have seen he was at this. There's a black dude standing Right, and I don't know that I have seen this long of a clip of this until today's I was like, I'm bringing this to the party just our Oh my word. Oh, no Now dug knows something's up. Doug's over there trying to hey can somebody bump the old man because he's gone He is not with us today and then the black dude's like hey Uh Here in a second. He's like I gotta I gotta hit this guy.

Huh He has no idea where now you're just pissing me off again. Why'd you hey buddy? Are you with us?

Hey bud? Look at that. Yeah Now i'm just mad again. Now you just man.

Hold on. Oh No back you've been there, but no what was Nancy net? No, no, Nancy uh felton and she old fish That chick right there the book that you're reading She says everything seemed fine to me.

Yeah, she's standing right next to him right next to him. That was Okay, but hold on a second. I got I got something else for you now Before you like just I just noticed the the back of this book What's it got? Was it what can you see it's it's I can't see and I have thoughts, but I'm oh my goodness It's a little black girl looking at her give a speech. Well first. How do you know she's black? Because she looks black She does okay To me from here.

Yes. Wow Oh, it looks like rudy huck I thought you didn't see color. I never said that I absolutely see color I absolutely see everywhere.

I look right. Can you miss it's right there? How would I not see?

And if you don't see it, they'll remind you But if you do see it then Exactly, but I did isn't that weird. So that's not just me because that looks I just looked over with that That's If it were Joe Biden up there because he's a pedophile and so therefore oh youtube's gonna be pissed now Um, you can't say you can't say the people I don't I don't know who cares But you can check he has a special place in his heart and other parts for children Oh, hey, that's a good segue. That's a good segue to this video right here that uh, I if I've seen this I haven't seen this whole thing again this week My uh, my algorithm has uh given me some uh, some Joe Biden fund.

Don't let his disability fool you This is a man with a deviant plan. Yeah, I'm pretty excited. He excited. I'm looking forward to this man What do you want to do? Show me something. Wow. You know man, so I hate to be the bearer of bad news Come on man.

What's your plan here? Look, this is not but that they you knew she was 13. No, I didn't I've got the transcript right here So this is funny, you know, I I get all this information about instead of taking responsibility He tries to blame it all on the decoy. I was prepared to come after me But I wasn't prepared for the person coming at me the way she came out. She knew bow. She knows me I don't anyway. It sounds like what you're trying to see she wanted it score with the 13 It's not about that, but you did bring some things with you. Well, so you brought condoms.

That's a different issue It doesn't seem so tonight. Look every child out there. Oh every child out there is capable of something I gotta tell you I'm chris hansen with dateline NBC.

Come on, man. Don't let his I mean that is brilliantly done Whoever did that did a fabulous job So I do I still have my problems with that show though Uh-oh, what tell me I'm not in no way am I condoning with the people who were arrested are but It's it doesn't seem like thought police Did you haven't technically done anything wrong? You were talking in a chat to somebody who was 20 18 20 No, this is saying that they were 13, but they weren't I've gotten a lot of shit in the past for Saying that if you're sitting in a parking lot And you have pantyhose on your head and a gun in your hand in an empty bag You should in no way be arrested or anything like that You may be trying to talk yourself out going in there and doing that.

I don't know so that's a that's a fair point But I know that I have been the odd man out on those discussions In the past and uh, I'm sorry. What what crime is it to sit in a car? Yeah, the pantyhose on my head. I know it's uh I Yes When you set up a date with a person that you think is a minor.

Yeah. Yeah, you definitely don't want the act happening Right, right Okay, but there's a lot of weird kink out there and I'm not suggesting kink with kids What I'm saying is there's a lot of kids. Hey, look, you're gonna pretend like I know you're 25 You're gonna pretend like you're 13. Okay, and then we're gonna first is that a crime? Oh, I see what you're saying No, but that's not what's going on there. You don't know that though You are you are and I agree when you swoop in and I don't know what grounds you see what I mean like I'm sure I mean if the law say you can't get somebody ever Touches a hair on my child. That's not the point. I agree with you there, but what I'm saying that's not what's happening I'm just gonna Yeah, absolutely. I agree with you there too, but It's it's and if we could trust the people who are making this the decisions about what intent is that'd be one thing But we can't do that either Unfortunately, we have groups of people that go after Pitos here and both in Scandinavia and and you know in the good yep They're on youtube too and and the and the guys when they get quartered man, these are actually people who Who thinks they're gonna go on a date with a 12 year old and a 10 year old and all of this and and Okay, yeah, yeah Well the one dude either the reason that uh to catch a predator predator went off remember the uh Was he a da or assistant da down here in texas killed himself right killed himself as they were about to bust in on his house They he ate uh some lead so So Anyway boy sure as a fun Friday afternoon, huh?

Okay, so you mentioned it's about 85 degrees here in Dallas gonna check on the traffic here in just a second I'll bet you uh Rebecca you mentioned out there You mentioned uh rightfully being protective of your Child have you you've come up with a name. I can never remember it. What spell it again, bob bob so So Spell the chick's name the little girl.

What's her name? E r a Yeah, now. Okay.

Now. I can remember it because now I can see it Did I pronounce it right? Yeah, well we say Ida in norwegian, but yeah Pronunciation would be era.

Yeah on this show. We pronounce it. It era.

Mr. Reagan. We're changing everything. Okay so All right. Well, I'm glad you have a name picked out because I found this story there are 14 illegal names in the state of texas Hold on Can't what read read read just read just the vowels in saline dion's name hold it up closer Well, if I do it goes out of focus You can write I don't have my glasses Yeah, it's funny to look at you like this though. I don't think if I go for yeah, see just read just the E I oh Yeah Yeah I'm sorry ever since I was in like second grade and I and I fell for the uh Say uh, I keep say may I and then spell cup. What may I see you p? Oh, you're sick My father looks at shit. Yeah, I'm picking up asses I'm sorry.

What was that? You're supposed to say my father works in a shipyard and picks up ashes, but holds your tongue doing it Go ahead Rebecca do it say my father works in the shipyard and picks up ashes, but hold your tongue while you're doing it That's all wait. Oh, come on. Oh, she's not gonna do it. I said you'll do it I'm gonna do it if you can nail this if since it's supposed to get on there. Be expected It's committed.

It's somebody sick. I said no, you did not nail it. Yeah, don't know that I did too I'm pretty sure I did I tried Come on. Hey, hey What are you smoking there, Keith? Look at this this uh, this here at sign, you know the little a little at sign there You can't name your kid that in texas by the way, elon musk lives in texas now.

That's an easy That's what i'm saying. So he better be careful what he's naming naming his kids. So he can't do the at sign Elan, please remember that when we're gonna have our future children that you can't use that thing And elon what's up with the algorithm? I don't understand I'm sorry.

I just had to people go mental over that. It's so funny You can't name your kid aidoff hitler uh in texas. Well, I don't think you can do that anywhere in the world honestly Well, excuse me. Why I don't know Um, I mean, I guess I know but it's why why who gets to say what that's all right The state of texas gets to tell you because they're too busy making these laws and not lowering my property taxes Uh, jesus christ not a name allowed in the state of texas. You can't call your kid messiah in texas Uh, you must call it messia. You you you must keep your kid's name under 100 letters in the state of texas I think that's a good thing now. Wait a minute. Hold on.

What's happening here? Yeah, I can't I can't disagree with that one And I don't know okay. This is something to do with astrology But uh, use your own, uh, rebecca's sweating right imagination here. Uh, you can't name your kid 10 69 It that's what it says it says numerology Nice name, uh, okay Kid whiskey in texas.

I I guess I'm looking at the list here. You can't name your kid majesty You can't name your kid king. You can't name your kid queen What is this you can't name your kid you can't have a number in the name Um, no roman numerals as a name in texas. Whoa, no special characters No, now this is this makes no sense.

Are you sure this is are you positive? You look it up. Is this fact no names with a tilde like a little little squiggly line or something and no You cannot do the name with Uh You can only do that when you see you can't name your kid santa claus in texas Now other places around the world. There is no ad-off hitler. I'll in That's a uh, that's a uh, you can't do It's a letter we go alphabet.

Tell me your uh again So like your is right When I say uh, you say you're in texas Okay, everybody pause for just a second. Why ad-off hitler not allowed in germany melasia mexico Or new zealand. It's not explicitly banned under u.s federal law Well, the state take this as a prime court that parents that want to name their kid a no fitler Um bong head is not allowed in australia Just letting you know bong hit or bong head head Uh carolina not allowed in iceland. Why it means a free person Oh because the icelandic alphabet doesn't include the letter c that's weird What would what would be calling my ex-wife then you can't do in rike and iceland Uh, I don't know.

I could I you cannot name your kid. I it off hitler in germany, but um Huh and rike can't be pronounced using traditional icelandic grammar. That's why it's not allowed What is what icelandic is is very precious because so Iceland used to belong to norway. Yeah, you guys belong to each other and then What we call old norwegian is what is icelandic basically so While our language developed icelandic has been kept icelandic and they're very protective of their language So you can't just you know, and I think it's a beautiful thing So I got something for you here in norway. You can't name your kid gesher You want to know why it's because it means bridge and the reason it's banned is it's not on the norwegian government's list of approved names They have approved names Uh christie larson said the name gesher the hebrou word for bridge came to her in a dream But since it wasn't included on the official government list of approved names She was asked to change it or pay a fine of 1600 kroner Larson refused and ended up serving two days in jail Hold it hold the phone is as mohammed on the list of approved names in norway Apparently.

Yeah, because it's the most used boys name in oslo. So We are being conquered You cannot you cannot majesty in the united states Oh, that's a they can kiss a good man's ass. How about that?

Let me go ahead and have a kid just to name it majesty. Sorry y'all, but osama bin laden not allowed in germany The hell's that the germans butt? I don't know again Wait, how did prince get away with it when he became the thingy with the thing? How did he do it? A pretty it probably wasn't his real name.

Yeah I wonder what his male used to say like on the envelope, you know when it would arrive Like what's his what was his birth name? Seriously? I don't know. Somebody rogers nelson Look it up. Look up.

Look up rogers nelson is his name. Is it really? Yeah But it didn't say prince or princess. It said your majesty and king and queen right?

Okay. Okay, I can't majesty That's bullshit. You can't name your kid majesty I'm with we had we liberated our name laws here.

I think 2003 or something I know a lot of some people change the name to weird shit like cupcake and stuff Yeah, like victoria cupcake hansen like why would you want to doom your child to a life of stripping? I'm about 60 minutes away from a drink But björn is actually a really common name which we are now looking at the screen that is a björn It's a it's a bear is a bear is a bear bear versus man. How do you think this is gonna play out? Dude is a dumbass so so the bear shows up See there's a grill over here.

It looks like a big block party So he wasn't invited Oh See the bear wanted to have the last word now mike must be drunk because this guy's like mike mike. What do you do? Mike mike mike mike mike mike mike mike mike mike mike mike mike mike mike What day is it? What day is it mike?

At this point, you know what day is it? This is that stage Um, um, this is where you're the bravery stage for mike. Okay, so he's a few deep Can't back down now I love his shirt lake life vibes Just move just just move mike. I got the chick says mike just move and the guy's like mike don't move But mike's drunk so leave mike alone. Don't give him direction That bear is like dude I should Yeah, he got mike got it mike mike got got some scrapes.

He's showing us some titty there, right? He's lucky mike's lucky Mike's lucky you don't they say you're supposed to do that like if you fight if you come across a bear Aren't you supposed to make yourself look really big either that or play dead? Right And so I think it was too late for mike to play dead.

In fact, I think mike was inebriated too much to know how to play dead I don't know that he's gonna go with it being big Play dead they will buy Oh, but yeah, huh? What the hell am I looking at right now? She about to take a dump on the floor You people are so twisted.

That's what it looks like. I didn't even say it for she did So uh in the middle of our animal videos, I thought you know what? Let's let's show you a chick. Uh taking a dump No, it's uh, it's it's penguins that they really like to get on the she's not a penguin. She's not it. Oh, there's a penguin She pissed him off He's like Look at them.

They all want to get weighed. Have you ever touched a penguin? No Rebecca you've never touched a penguin. I have not no Keith.

No Is there a punchline here? No, I'm just you know, I'm asking you because it's weird because they're they're furry You think they're slippery, but they're furry really. Yeah No I've touched a I've touched a couple penguins in my day. I'm adding a penguin to my list of animals Oh, yeah, so hold on you got like a Wishlist for the baby is one of them. Are you adding penguin to that list? Well, I have a wishlist for me Keith like for actual live animals. I really want a miniature donkey like that's my Okay, so hang on a second. Let's talk about exotic pets for a moment here I don't know what the rules or the bylaws at your apartment are But um, uh, you think you could get away with having a penguin in there No, and that would be towards You know, they're making that kind of noise at that one right What the hell is she doing out there now?

Neighbors and it would be worth it. All right, she's having another party. Listen That's not a party So, okay, hang on a second, um Uh, and can I just say it took me about 40 years of life being that I was born and raised in the south To stop saying penguin So it's a penguin, right? You know look up look up Cumberbatch. What was there's penguin and there's penguin and I don't know But we say penguin so you're not far from norwegian Okay, so what I need you to do brad could you go to the youtube or something and look up? Uh, uh, cumberbatch that actor trying to say the word benedict. Yeah, benedict cumberbatch.

Look look that up Well, I well I show this uh to rebecca rebecca. Would you want a little piglet? Uh, you want one of these little cute guys? Look at that, huh? That's kind of adorable am I right?

I would feel so bad eating bacon in front of that like I just can't Well, he's gonna get big too, right? So that's not gonna work out But they are very cute. Oh, look at it's very cute But they're it's it's weird when you I had a friend who had them A lot belly, but and it's weird because they come up there like a dog.

They'll come up. They are they're very smart But then when they start making the noise because you want them to bark and they start one together It's just it it messes with your head pretty cute It might actually be a very good pet to have in europe at least these times. I mean I Down the road walking your pig and Can you walk your pig in public in norway?

Yeah, of course you can You want one of those they're kind of no, I'm good. No, they're kind of cute. That's not I mean flying rats is like really not my thing But they look more like I'd be so frustrated. Maybe they're not because they've never had opposable thought. Well, I guess they kind of do don't they are I mean, they're kind of cute.

I'm not gonna lie, but no, I don't want one one night in nashville They reproduce like bunnies. Oh, go ahead two in the morning the cat cooper Who's the only cat I've ever had that actually caught a bat and brought it into the house That's two in the morning and let it go into bedroom Yeah, yeah, that was your present What ensued was brad bucko Running around trying to catch a bat At two in the morning in the bedroom. So what are you wearing when you're sleeping, babe? alabama's getting a miniature pig and calling him breakfast. I think So brad, what are you wearing the old bed there? I want to I want to you know, what was I wearing this morning when you That wasn't funny. I'm not drinking so, um, uh, I just trying to get the full picture of you chasing the bat around the house I'll bet you are I'll send pictures for 9 95 a month. We're good.

We're good. Uh, oh, look at that the cat shocked himself The cat burned himself the cat turning off. Look at these the cats is getting into trouble. They're crazy cats Look at this guy. Oh, I've had cats do that Oh, bro. Oh no Easy easy, but you got to let him do it. Yeah, let him learn just like kids, man Oh, I have I have cumberbatch when you're ready. All right, cool. Oh Oh, okay.

Well, you're there's nothing funny. You're gonna cat falling into water. Look at this Oh, no, Rebecca, does your cat do stuff like this? He has done some stuff. Yes. Oh, no Stop. Oh, no, this doesn't look good.

Oh, no Oh, he thinks there's fish. What is that? Oh, oh, no, don't bite that. Oh, no. Oh, no Oh, boy.

Now that was that was literally Wiley coyote, man That was just like the cartoon Roadrunner That is something Walder would do he would do that Not that but like bite the thing Oh Whoops. Oh, he went through the roof bro. Oh, no Wow. Oh See you Oh, no Oh, no, how are you gonna get oh god.

Oh, no, come on now. What's happening here? What is that a bug stink bug? Oh, it's a stink bug gross those things Uh-oh Have you seen the video of the monkey uh, they give the egg to that del- that's in china some delicacy And it's a black egg and it's supposed to be skanky as all hell and the monkey gets it and opens it.

It's like And throws it and starts it's funny. Oh, no, I was a I don't see I don't see cumbers batch on on your screen I see the you don't see any cumbers batch on my screen. I see state farm. How about now? Oh, yeah Yeah, here we go. So he was on some show over britain, I guess and I guess uh, they were making fun of how he says Is penguins crested penguins parent penguin heading home So why are these woodlands so attracted to penguins? I Why can't is he retarded or something? So uh, the the clip I saw they were playing this for him on like a tonight show type set and I guess to find the one with him in a tonight show set. Yeah, that one that one the red one the red one Press the red one every time you're on the show. We get how long is this so many messages?

154 70 I love him from your six minutes. Come on bitches anymore. Are they changed name every time I'm on What are they now? Can you can you scroll it to the cumbers? I don't know. I'm making it up Crystal finished business I mean obviously it's this is most replayed right here. Did oh god, do you want me to do that as well?

No, I think it's a bigger After that you lose all sense of what Uh, let's let's follow listen carefully. Oh, this is the last thing you might expect to see here Is penguins These are fjordland crested penguins So why are these woodlands so attracted to penguins? A fresh water stream through the forest That's kind of me highway for a parent penguin heading home What's kind of mean they're just they're playing back it and laughing at the way he pronounces a word that's That's because he did it and no one ever corrected him at the studio They're like, well don't have him recut it because he's a celebrity and we can't have him We can't embarrass him. So instead he gets embarrassed here They should have stopped it over at the damn production house and said have a recut like will like william shatner would have done Oh Come on.

You don't get the reference You've never heard the william shatner voiceover session where the guy tries to direct him. No Are you kidding? All about your business. I'll find it.

It's worth it. All right, cool. Now while you're looking for that Can I just say you sent a video that is fascinating? I did play the entire thing Um, but it's the uh, it's the chicken thing that you sent. You know i'm talking about the whole uh I think I do but I don't remember that's chicken thing.

See this look at this. Oh that isn't that weird It can hold a single point fixed in space But chicken that is weird actually with their heads all chicken. So I wanted to see how this mechanism works How do chickens pull that weird the experiments he does and he takes him in the moving van driving in a circle Oh, dear lord.

Not yeah, holy hell. Lee move. He move. There's not there's not one of these. It's really Holy crap, um But he takes it in the van five a month and not and not have to sit through the ads but yeah chickens are weird Yeah, they are definitely weird. But anyway, uh, okay another ad there's shatner Oh, you got shatner. Okay. Hang on. Let me find it came from i'm sorry that I disappointed you that I haven't seen every video ever made Everyone has seen the shatner. What's actually it's audio, but you know, it's saying that i'm nobody me and rebecca Would I say I would not and this is from the stern show This is william shatner In a recording session.

Okay. It's just so great It really goes on a while too. That's what's great about it. It's just this is not a quick one, huh? No This is william shatner and I would like to invite you to take a journey with me into the 21st century So take the next few minutes and listen very closely You'll be amazed at what you hear. Okay All right Well, uh, I'm uh, I'm saying, uh, okay, I'll try and do that. Let's do take two This is william shatner and I would like to invite you to take a journey with me into the 21st century So take the next few minutes and listen very closely um Well, uh speak up Uh, and and maybe you better do it do it the way you hear it.

Don't do it for me. No, I mean just Go ahead. Uh This is william shatner and I would like to invite you to take a journey with me into the 21st century So take the next few minutes and listen very closely.

You'll be amazed at what you hear. Is that the way you'd like me to do it? Okay, I'll do it that way. Okay. Okay ready. All right. That's cool. This is william shatner and I would like to invite you Take a journey with me into the 21st century So take the next few minutes and listen very closely.

You'll be amazed at what you hear now. He's being an asshole Okay, so I think that came pretty close I Still makes me laugh. No, I was I believe that you'll ask that one You don't you don't hire william shatner to do a voiceover and then tell william shatner how to do william shatner That's fair.

You know what you're getting bro Okay, yes. Yeah, unless it's like oh you popped a pee. Let's just hit that one sentence again and then do that But you don't you know, that's fair more energy. That's fair, but still It's response I'm inviting you. Oh, I insist.

I insist. I want to hear you do it the way that you tell me the way you'd like me to do it And he didn't do it the way so why didn't you even say that? Exactly, is it by the time we get to the end of the six minute clip is he is he yelling at him or anything?

No, it just goes on like that. Well, you know, let's do it. We don't have to Hold it. Keep it pause there. Um Should I stare at it while I'm pausing it or just like just sit it there I don't know.

He's like a chicken to a good-looking man. Uh, yeah, go ahead and play some more. I want to play Yeah, I want to hear more About the way you did it. I wasn't just No, no, I insist now what I want you to do is on pay. Is that a satisfactory to you? Because if your mouth were open you'd have popped some pills in them so What do the next paragraph form so I can get an idea of how you want it? This is page two No, I don't think I do I would like to hear you read Okay, see now he's being asked and we agree do it that way.

Come on. Is he yes now he is he made his point Did he Here, you know, I really you know, now I looked at the difference. Did I really like the first one? No, I like it better the way you did I insist that you show me how to do page two Oh Really, I mean it. Please read play so I can get an idea of what you want No, no, I'm gonna do it the way you you think it should go No, I am going to do it the way you're reading it Okay, I know you're here to see that I do it the way They wouldn't be arguments He wants it so I'm going to do it the way you read it But you're telling me how you want me to do it No, no, no, I am going to do it your way.

No, there's no apology necessary. You you know what you want. You know what you want I mean you're coming here. You don't know what you want I'm sorry No, I am going to do it the way you want every paragraph.

Yeah, and you'll set it back down and you'll see whether you know I hope it's we'll please everybody else as long as I'm pleasing you. That's all By now, he should have let it go. It was funny two minutes ago. Now.

He's just being an ass about it But in the but when you're in the midst of it, I mean they weren't doing this to do a bit He was just like in the and I at one point you probably do just you you hired me to be me And it could have been like a Friday afternoon whatever and he's like tired and he's like, you know thinking about You know the the the fight he just had with the the wife who was probably bitching at him about something Because aren't they always and then so he's just taking it out on the engineer at that point Well, we know what he ended up well never mind Wow In the backyard, I'm sure it was a tragedy Okay, uh, but does he continue does he does he does he end up cutting him or anything? Okay, so I love this I love this trying to figure out where people are from stuff. I do this myself norway I bet I bet the chick here is from norway and I bet you're from i'm gonna say california nevada somewhere there How'd you know it's the castle, isn't it? I'm a damn genius where I was from based entirely just on how I speak Okay, y'all trying to figure out y'all trying to figure out where she's where would you think I'm from? This was definitely the hardest one I've done so far All right, so I guess this guy's bit is that he tries to crack the code and figure out where people are from Uh, based on how they talk or by eventually got it So the first thing I noticed was that you pronounce the word guess like guess from they guess completely wrong and rating This vowel and guess into this vowel and guess if they trade of southern american english This is a chart showing how vowels move in various southern states virginia north carolina Now you can see the vowel in the word guess moves up to the vowel in the word guess so right away All right, so you got some hints there any any guesses yet? North carolina. Well, you got one guy uh, rebecca's like, uh, I don't know the north america From the south but then I noticed that your speech was erotic Meaning that it doesn't drop the r sound at the end of syllables What listen to how you say the word before in this next clip What bigest places that I have never lived before so if you were to now typically southern american english is non-erotic But as you can see in this chart there are a few exceptions charleston columbia miami durham atlanta birmingham and montgomery This guy's making shit up Once I narrowed it down to that list of six or seven cities I began looking through your video again for any tells by any specific accents from any of those specific cities And that's why I noticed this listen to how you say right in this next clip I love my voice right now I'm gonna most southern accents display something called the southern vowel shift There's three phases of it and the first called this diphthong in the word right to become this monophthong Calling the word right does sound more like I don't even know these freaking words y'all You're making it up like we don't even know we we're just whatever What's that mean that you speak a southern accent that even influenced by the first phase of the southern vowel shift As you can see from this map, there's only two cities from that original list that fit that description Charleston and miami so which one are you from the biggest difference between miami and Charleston english is the influence of spanish speakers on miami english see spanish is what's called a syllable timed language as opposed to english which is a stress timed language Syllable time means that all syllables in spanish take up roughly the same amount of time At least it's more equitable than if in a stress time language like english what as such miami is very unique among other southern american dialect And that it doesn't tend to now it's not fun.

Does he have a walleye? Now it's not fun. Just blur its words like a place like Charleston would I get that this is super unquantifiable So the best way to explain it is with comparison listen to how the original creator pronounces all four syllables pretty clearly And then compare that to south carolina native Xavier leagate. It was a while ago. I moved away from my hometown and It wasn't bad.

It wasn't bad. So because of this i'm pretty sure that you're from the southern half of florida Which all speaks in the general miami dialect I checked your social media to see if i could find where you were from and i couldn't find anything So i dm'd you directly and asked if you were from the southern half of florida and you said you were from central florida Which in my opinion is close enough Wow Okay Anybody gonna ask where the lisp is from and Oh, okay I'm just beating that thing right there. What are you?

What are you beating? What? I mean He's cute.

He's geeking out on that stuff like good for him, but I was serious. Did you have a walleye? I don't have a walleye when you stare ahead one one eye staring at the wall I don't Oh So hey, did y'all see this video this video of uh trying to break it out now This isn't britain so probably when you're trying to break down a door in britain at someone's home It's probably because they just liked a post that you thought was offensive. Um, but what's happening here is uh This is oh my word. She's beating on the wrong holding it wrong Yeah, hold on. What are we doing?

The door opens outward. Does it not? Um, I can't tell from there I don't think so.

Maybe not. Uh, first of all, we're holding the We're holding the little door breaker. Why'd they give the woman the door breaker thing?

Honestly though when it's all said and done it doesn't matter. Oh, is that a dude with a man bun? Yes, they're all so they give it to a woman and then a dude with a man bun.

Yep. Yeah, this is hilarious No, maybe it's a woman Yeah, hold on then but the guys do get in on the act. I think there's a guy now messing with it I really hope that's the homeowner.

I don't know that it is. I think he's the neighbor but that'd be hysterical if he just said I'll come down. What the hell are you doing? Just not next time bloody This is absolutely ridiculous Is he standing on the balcony going like what the I don't I don't think it's his house I mean, this is just Look at that. They're not even holding it right. You're supposed to go this way Right. Am I right? Not only but the if you're going to knock a door I mean the latch is down in the middle part of the door. So if it were the last point The person's gone out the back. They're at the airport.

They're probably halfway to america. I don't I mean come on Did they not try and knock him? I don't know. I don't know but this is There's no training at all. No. No, what are we doing?

What are we doing? Oh my god And this thing this video stops. I mean this is I don't know how long this went on because this video is only a couple minutes long They don't give their cops guns do they? No, they don't yeah, that's probably good. Let's hope not Holy crap They look like a they look like a road crew.

Yeah Yeah, so I don't know how long it took them. I mean that's honestly that's me trying to fix something Looking around is brad here yet? Damn it brad.

You said you would be here. That is We're circling the drain. Oh, yeah faster and faster um There was a thing uh, but but but but but but oh And I don't even know how we came across this little factoid on the daily mojo But uh, it was that we have sucked out so much groundwater and oil from the from the earth That we've caused it to shift on its axis.

That's why the earth is shifting on it because we've sucked water out of the Earth and that's what's made it shift. And so who said that? Uh, uh, this it's in the smithsonian magazine. Okay, but it was a legit like bunch of scientists and It's it's ass and like it's stupid. I mean just the the It makes no sounds like it.

Yeah, we're looking through space at a bazillion miles an hour But we suck water out of the play and it's gonna throw no Yeah, so let me let me show you how american cops, uh Enter buildings. Oh, sorry. I didn't know you had a follow-up to that my bad Okay There you go, are we good? No, all right, we're in I need to find myself an american husband. Uh-huh One with a man bun.

Can you guys know man? Manbuns are illegal Can you carry guns at all in norway? No Okay, can you own them?

Yes, you can own them if you're a hunter or you are a part of a gun club But you cannot keep your ammo in the same place as your gun and you cannot carry them I can't with that shit. I'm sorry. Okay. Here's another cop video.

Well, I'm angry about norway gun laws Oh, wait, I gotta I gotta kill this Here we go. Is that a minibike? Is that a fat chick on a minibike? It's a scooter and there's a guy on a scooter and the cops chasing him. This is where the benny hill music plays Where's the volume on him But we have uh, we have 13 year olds now throwing hand grenades in the city Think he's gonna catch him brad Brad is he gonna catch him?

Huh? This is I don't guess we have any context as to why they were chasing this That's what I want to know because he stops and then he catches his breath and tanner's pissed about Oh, that's your Tanner's pro cop and he doesn't like me There you go tanner hush Tanner I'm almost down relaxed You chill anyway, uh, let's see what else we got here. Um, brad's got that look. What's what's wrong, brad? Nothing All right, like it's like a pregnant pause and she's the pregnant one So I was just I was looking up at the castle And I thought I saw one of the lights go out in the castle and I was like, wait a minute Who's even up there right now because I'm on the left. I shut the door. Well, that's not cool. I I'm a little frightened.

I'm gonna go up there and the furniture is gonna be rearranged Wow, okay. So one last video here before we go. This apparently is a southwest pilot I guess I don't know who forgets that his microphone's on and uh, yeah hilarity ensues Ready to go And that's going on tower that's uh, once you go on do hot mic if you don't have balls unless you're fucking roll He's having a bad day.

He's having a bad day Ready to go Power and a pj right, so if they go Covered a go freezer right top. Let's go So it's 531 contacts a part of it Have a good 531 that's california too. See you that's california That he was bitching about that was four years ago.

Oh, why is it really just popped up on my feet? Um I used to you know, and and there was a time it's sad what's happened to southwest because they're done You think so? Oh, you kidding? They're changing everything they're becoming like everybody else. They're american airlines with different colors now, so Well, it's it sucks. Yeah, it does suck the f a did investigate the pilots Oh, no, what happened? Did he get um, that's not the grannies and gays or whatever? the other Context of the comments is not known the f a regulations prohibit airline pilots from talking about subjects that are unrelated to safety To safely conducting their flight while taxiing and while filing flying below 10,000 feet. Okay, yeah See because there was another southwest pilot who got in trouble because he's like all I've got for flight attendants or grannies and queers or something Because he wanted to get later.

He's not wrong. I know All right, so uh brad uh the daily mojo dot com That's where you can check you out every weekday at eight a.m. Eastern seven. Yep, uh eight a.m Eastern time She is so tired Baby is taking your energy It is and then I was looking for that weather report video when I found the other one that we did that was um We did a game show called Who do you feel sorry for and it was like do you feel sorry for the group rapist or do you feel sorry for the victim? And it was really funny We have to do the greatest next week Sounds like a great It's funny All right, so uh, thank you again You know, you are a it's very Friday because everybody's all the world is weird right now The world is very weird right now. Um, and I don't know how much longer we're gonna have rebecca because now she's a uh A person who's pregnant.

Is that what we're calling them now? Um, but uh, I'm a woman. You're a woman.

Okay, so my question to you I think we need proof. Did you want? Did you want uh To pick a day when you're like you're done with us. Are you gonna are you gonna be with us every friday until the baby pops out?

I'm gonna be with you every friday there can be with you. Okay. We appreciate eventually you're gonna be hearing like Wee And then the baby will be making noises too I won't be showing my pussy off, but I'll be showing my baby off You know, you won't let the cat use it.

Oh come on. Keep on keep on on that cat man He's he's he's gonna give he's gonna give the baby trouble. I'm afraid Don't take your eyes off that cat, but I'm not taking my eyes off him. I'm not leaving them alone together. No very good Very good. Well, I appreciate everybody on it too hanging on. Okay. Thank you Hanging out with us here.

Uh, don't forget uh to follow everyone there at their eggs handle And uh, check out that thursday deep dive that we did yesterday And uh brad i'm dragging your ass in here twice next week uh on thursday when we Kelly will join us and we'll do a barfley episode I think it's the seventh one six. Well, I don't even know anymore. I got so much stuff I got a sift through what we're gonna talk about but man, there's a lot of crazy stuff, man You know, we always say not everything is a conspiracy except now i'm starting to think Everything is a conspiracy. Something has to be real man.

Something has to be real on its face. Yes. No Okay, y'all have a great weekend. Uh, I appreciate all of you Please stay safe and then we'll see you back here again next week. All right. I'm gonna hang up. Bye Bye now you hang up. No you hang up first