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She knows what's going on Seems we've got a cheaper feel now All the sweet tears are gone Gone to the other side With my hands I could leave behind They must have paid her a nice price She's puttin' on her strength to be loved

This is not good, this is not really happening You bet your life it is You bet your life it is Honey, you bet your life it's a-peel out the watchwork Just a-peel out the watchwork

Speaker 3 (01:25.371)
girl thought that was a good solution

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Where's your broken keys, girl?

Speaker 3 (02:25.844)
I'm G-Mod, a G-Mod, a G-Mod, a

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Thanks you know so much, thanks you know so much, yeah. And the man with the golden gun, thanks you know so much, thanks you know so much, yeah. And the man with the golden gun, thanks you know so much, thanks you know so much, yeah. And the man with the golden gun, thanks you know so much, thanks you know so much, yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:17.677)
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When you're gonna kiss, yeah, I'll just die in love

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reluctantly crouched at the starting line engines pumping and thumping in time the green light flashes the flags go up

churning and burning they yearn for the cup they deftly maneuver and muscle for rank fuel burning fast on an empty tank reckless and wild they pour through the turns their prowess is potent and secretly stern as they speed through the finish the flags go down the fans get up and they get out of town the arena is empty except for one man still driving and striving as fast as he can the sun has gone down and the mood has come up and long ago somebody left with the cup but he's driving and

Speaker 3 (04:55.588)
He's going the distance, he's going for speed, she's all alone

Speaker 3 (05:06.722)
because he's racing and racing and riding a horse he's fighting and riding and riding on his horse he's going the distance

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No trophy, no flowers, no flashbulbs, no line He's haunted by something he cannot define Bowels shaking, earthquakes of doubt and remorse Assail him, impale him with muscle-tronced force In his mind he's still driving, still making the grade She's hoping in time that her memories will fade Cause he's racing and pacing and parting the course He's fighting and fighting and riding on his horse The sun has gone down and the moon has come up and l-

somebody left with the cup but he's driving and driving and hugging the turns thinking of someone for whom he still burns cause he's going the distance he's going for speed she's all alone all alone in a time of need

Speaker 3 (06:12.682)
He's He's He's going for speed. He's going for speed.

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Speaker 3 (07:21.634)
Tell you about the story I said You made a honey but it's thin I can fit Got the message that come from the floor

And that's way to get yourself into a woman You take it easy cause you don't know the feeling Make it up, make it up, like you do no wrong Give me fever like a man blinded by time If you got the time I'll show you how to turn it on Me, you got that to me

Speaker 3 (08:04.258)
Please, you got that to please She got the waist down on the floor To take the places I've never seen before Someone told me I've got to take it easy But I'm the junkie, I'm the junkie when the heat is on Please, you got

Yeah

Speaker 3 (08:37.39)
This is me, I got that name

Alright,

me You got that name You got that name

Speaker 3 (09:41.23)
got that name. Come on. Come on. Come on. on. Get up. I hear you. I can't hear you. Come on. Come on over here. You got that name. Oh. You got that name.

you

Speaker 3 (10:14.734)
hi. Can you hear the dogs barking? It's awesome. Okay. So first of all, the NXS, thank you. Thank you for making time. I've missed all of you. We haven't done this in four weeks. Four weeks for a Friday live stream. And the NXS song I played there, I had asked the question, it occurred to me on my Twitter feed the other day, what's your favorite NXS song? There's just so many and the opinions are varied.

But nobody ever points out that Ray Charles duet there, an excess song off of the album. Because I guess you don't need to know the album anymore, Full Moons, Dirty Hearts. It's a great underrated song. It's a question. It wasn't fair for me to ask you all what the best an excess song is, because I can't answer that question. I was downstairs until a moment ago. You can hear Tanner and maybe you can hear Matilda chiming in. I'm sitting here ready to go on the air.

got the music playing, checked in with Brad and Rebecca, and I'm watching the little Amazon truck in my neighborhood. And I'm gonna lose all, as if I had a man card to begin with. Let me bring these two nutballs in here. Okay, want y'all to, y'all can judge me here, okay? So I'm waiting for this We already are. Thank you, thank you. I'm waiting for this Amazon package to arrive. I'm watching the map, I'm listening to music, I'm looking at the clock, and I know the dogs are gonna be barking any minute now.

and I go down there because I want to intercept this package because what's the current temperature outside in Texas in September right now, Brad Staggs? It's 100 degrees at my house, bro. It's not that hot right

First time in my life I'm not jealous.

Speaker 3 (12:02.198)
It's only 94. No. My official weather station downstairs, which is always right. And I'm going to be mowing in this heat later. A reminder, it is pumpkin spice season, yet it's 100 degrees in Texas. Anyway, I don't want my... But tomorrow it's only going to be 80. I don't want... I know. I know. I don't want my chapstick. We're all going to die. My chapstick order is coming right now. And the stupid guy pulls up with like a minute left in the NXS song.

And I'm just waiting. Come on. Are you going to emerge from the damn truck? No. Apparently this is the house he's going to park in front of and drive the dogs nuts while I go live. And my chapstick is melting,

This why I have a cat laying on my feet and then also it's 59 degrees.

You know what? Wait, what does that have to do with a cat laying on your feet?

It's not noisy, it's just cuddling my foot underneath the desk and it's 59 degrees outside and. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:01.934)
I had a cat laying on my feet. So wait a minute. So it's hot as hell still. It will be nicer tomorrow here in Texas. You're absolutely right, Brad. But I have to mow today because I'm afraid that it's going to rain so much. that's true. Overnight with the cold front that tomorrow is going to be a sloppy mess. Aren't you hiring illegal to do your lawn? Right? Why can't I be like everyone else? Why must I be a perfectionist? Right. The dogs will be barking until this Amazon guy leaves. I hope you're enjoying that. OK, so.

Before we go any further, and I'm going to do the proper introductions if you're just joining us for the first time or if you've forgotten everyone associated with the Friday live stream because it's been so long.

Be the Friday livestream, Keith.

The all caps, all caps. Are you referring to something recently that happened to me? Yes. OK, OK, we'll get to that. Yes, because I've been traveling and I first always want to give a shout out to Hero West runs at the Mike show dot com, puts all the links to Spotify, iTunes, YouTube rumble. You can find this posted eight o'clock Eastern tonight. If you're not able to stick with us the whole time. Yesterday we got posted.

the conversation. was a two and a half hour long Thursday deep dive. Please check it out. If you haven't seen it yet, it is unbelievable. It's about the Adam Walsh story. The young child was so wild. Is it not one of the most weirdest? I heard that before, but I hadn't heard all of the evidence. Right, right, right. And it just just when you think, OK, we're at the end of of the story. No, we're not. OK, now we're at the end. No, no. And I will say that some people have been contacting me.

Speaker 3 (14:42.414)
closely associated with that case ever since last night and we might have to do some might do a follow up. I need to I don't want to. suggesting that there was misinformation? What what was their problem? No, they're adding to it. wow. It's but I don't know yet if we're going to pursue this. So, check that out. If you think you knew the Adam Walsh case, you did not but Arthur J. Harris who has spent 30 years digging. was my guest yesterday for Rebecca. you know what he's talking about?

have no idea what's going on.

You should you could just in the in a nutshell give her the give her the elevator Okay. All right. So how wait how tall of a building are we in for this elevator pitch? we? Three floors, okay, you know who Adam Walsh is though, right? No, no, I'm giving my elevator pitch and start the clock. Give me six. It's go All right. So in 1981 a young kid named Adam Walsh was kidnapped and from a Florida mall When his mom walked away from him in the Sears store his severed head turned up

Three floors.

Speaker 3 (15:41.546)
upstate. Okay, right. And then that was the end of the world for all kids growing up in the 80s. Parents couldn't take their kids, ice off their kids. It started America's Most Wanted TV show with John Walsh. He was the dad of the kidnapped kid. And it was a case was solved because a guy in prison confessed to it. And the next thing you know, the evidence does not line up. There's not even an autopsy report. And Jeffrey Dahmer was also in the area, but that's not even where the story is. Okay, that I get

I know this story.

Speaker 1 (16:10.638)
shame on you if you don't know the story because if you're a crime junkie like I am, which you should be

Don't bury the lead.

Wait, so you did know it? So she lied.

Yeah, but when you said the sick the boy seer store and decapitated head like that I listened to at least two true two true crime stories every per 24 hours

You talk like that. Every 224 out what what? Okay, this one you gotta listen. Well, she's staying at home with the nork. She's gotta do something.

Speaker 1 (16:38.156)
I love the true question.

If I ever need to murder somebody, I know all the ins and outs. I've been doing this for years.

Okay, that's by the way you did that in 45 seconds Keith impressive. Thank you. Thank you. And so, but I even left a very important reveal toward the end of this conversation that we had yesterday that you need to tune in to find out because holy crap is it amazing that story. Also, you need to make sure that you're following us over on the Instagram page channel thing. don't even know what it's called. That was a live stream yesterday.

Wait, that was the live stream from yesterday? That's gonna be my thing tonight.

There you go. So at at the Mike show follow along over there Gabby has been putting some great stuff over there the clip that she posted today of Brad from last time we did the Friday live stream is hilarious let's see here. What else I got for you Next week. We're gonna talk about 9-eleven on the Thursday deep dive a lot of stuff has happened to our nation in the 24 years since that heinous attack and we need

Speaker 3 (17:48.258)
to talk about it. Tell me it's not going to be like the typical. This this sounds heartless, but after a while, after how many years now? Twenty four going on 25 years, the. It. I'm I don't know what am I trying to say here before I say it. I get tired. I because I don't I don't necessarily have all my guests lined up. So so let me see where you're going. I just going to say I just every year it's the they they reinforce

the crap that they told us that happened that day and they just they line it up and they they just regurgitate all of it instead of actually here. Here's the question that I'm going to telling us the truth have as an umbrella over the entire conversation on Thursday at three o'clock Eastern here on the old X is did the terrorists win? Just keep that that that'll be the question that we'll have in our mind. The three letters TSA. huh. Yeah.

Okay, so before we go any further there you see at real Brad stags follow him on X the Daily Mojo.com Okay, and then of course there's Rebecca. know what hold on. Let's just hold on Rebecca I'll get to you in just a second Brad He thinks I was a little harsh with that intro. So good. It sounded very it sounded guttural at real Brad stags That's better. He's at the Daily Mojo dot less German

doing a giveaway over there? The Daily Mojo. it's weird that you would say that that because because this this little uh what we call the impossible vase. Um uh we uh this is going out to the subscribers. Does it come with money in it? Does it come with money? money in it. This is the stripper tip jar. Uh there's only single. I wish those were but there's going to be one of these that's going to be given away that it'll have a hundred dollars. That's for the daytime strippers. It's a dollar bill. I support single moms.

Speaker 1 (19:52.652)
be a single mom.

Speaker 3 (20:12.941)
uh uh uh uh uh

and patron level at about go to the website the daily mojo.com find out but and you can support the channel and those who get the quarterly subscriber box will be getting one of these the impossible base and in one of those will be a hundred dollar bill because we are givers we give until it hurts and then we give a little bit more can I can I just ask if there's any amazon drivers listening how do you get away with sitting in the same spot for 15 minutes

How's that work? Especially right when you're doing a live And they leave their keys in the truck, not suggesting that it would be fun to get him want to move it down a couple of houses, but just saying. But of all the places to be parked while the dogs are barking right when I'm going live and it's just sitting there, it's like maybe he could have had a heart attack. We live in a simulation and that's the most interesting thing for the Amazon truck to do in the simulation. You can hear Tanner, right?

letting us know that danger is afoot, right? I don't hear your though. Fortunately the norks are loud enough I don't hear anything. So Rebecca, I want to talk about what Brad's been up to in his travels. I'm going to talk about my travels as well, but you've been gone longer than us. You've been touring an entire continent. What's been going on for you?

I'm scared of the Amazon guy.

Speaker 1 (21:37.214)
have been touring. Yeah, that is correct. Highly pregnant. I had six lights.

Six who? Six what? Six... Ten days. Wait a minute. At some point, you're not supposed to fly because of the baby.

lights in.

Speaker 1 (21:53.414)
July right now late on late July early August and it was Man But I had a great time I went to Hungary to this little town called Estor go for MCC fest and that was absolutely Amazing. It was an amazing experience. I was there for three days. I spoke on a panel about

Turning policies around politics. mean make Europe great again. Basically. What does it take for young people to?

Did you say it was an SEC Fest? MCC, okay.

MCC as in, like, can you see that?

look at that. Yeah. It's the ruby.

Speaker 1 (22:46.52)
They gave me this because the inventor of it is from that little town anyway

Is that the Matthias Carvinus?

Collegiate yes, that is it it is a Hungarian think thank you from Well, they have a like a sister organization in Brussels, which is how I got To know them, but they invited me for the festival and I had a great time. It was a lot of interesting people well known and not well known and a lot of great discussions and everything from from

AI to politics so it was really really great and then I came back home and then I went to Poland for the inauguration of the Polish president.

my gosh. feels like a punchline. That's the guy that was just hanging out with Trump at the Oval Office, right?

Speaker 1 (23:41.07)
was he? I don't know, I thought he was in Italy. might be mistaken.

They have these things called planes and you've been on.

Well, do. Well, they travel more than I do, so. Somebody tell.

Next time I leave a banner on for 15 minutes, somebody say something. Dear God. Take the banner off, Thank you. I did want to ask at the end.

I was kind of hiding my.

Speaker 3 (24:01.506)
God. Tell everyone what someone said to you online. If you would like to. Tell everyone, tell the rest of the class what somebody said to you about that.

Yeah, someone commented and I thought this was really funny and kind of cute actually. Commented on my picture on X saying, your children is not gonna be hungry.

How do they know that that's what I want to know because it doesn't make any I Don't just laugh whatever you do. Don't laugh. No So the MCC fast for I brought the the website up Keith because I want to know if we all like playing with time over there because the according to the MCC fest site It happened from August 31st through August 2nd of this year

I don't know,

Speaker 3 (24:58.574)
which is, mean, did you go back in time? From August 31st through August 2nd of 2025. That's a.

Well, so.

Speaker 1 (25:09.278)
They actually do have a different website for the okay MCC fest to be honest. It's called MCC fest comm You're probably on the main site, but yes, it was a

I bet it's probably a volunteer effort that runs the web page.

I'm telling you, the festival was great.

have a great better than Burning Man. No one died at MCC Fest, didn't they? You don't know. Okay. So Rebecca, you went to the, all these places and gave all these speeches. when you give a speech and I'm asking for a friend named Keith, people don't stare at the Norks. they? They'll stare at my Norks, right? What is that awkward? No, did, did, do you put stuff in a teleprompter? Do you take notes? Because,

to my knowledge.

Speaker 3 (25:58.624)
I ask because I was graciously invited by Liberty Rocks in Denver, Colorado, an incredible organization. I love their whole setup there. At the Independence Institute, it was so great. Forrest Mommy and all these great people were there. And for some reason, they asked me to speak. And just before I was at this event, was not a figure of speech. I was in the middle of nowhere.

with no distractions at all. And I still couldn't come up with a speech. So when I got up there, I was just like, so here we go. How y'all doing? Did you imagine everybody in their underpants? I should have done as a Brady Bunch.

I want to show you my pussy

Thank you. That would have broken the ice if I had said that. I should have. That's the only thing. So I'm asking because boy. that cat. Was I all over the map when it, well, literally. But when I got up there to speak, I just was doing question and answer because I suck at this. So when you're giving a speech, something that I just don't do, do you have notes? Do you have a teleprompter? What are you doing?

Good night.

Speaker 1 (27:11.596)
notes but it really does depend you know like I went to London as well I did not prepare anything for that I knew approximately what I was going to talk about so uh-huh and it was a topic that I already you know have a lot of thoughts about what

Lewis says it's a beautiful cat by the way. I'm thinking of my experience and I wrote down, I scribbled out some notes and I got up there and I unfolded the paper and it was like I looked down and I said to myself, you son of a bitch, you cannot read your own handwriting. Well, guess we're gonna wing this. Did you have stage?

If it's topic that you really know, then winging it is the best.

own life. Oh **** I need to write all this down. don't I don't even know myself. No, it was uh I I had actually gotten up there. I thought I was gonna give a speech about uh camping in the wilderness with my son who's about to uh join the Air Force and apparently march off the war according to what I'm seeing today. Um uh so so I thought it was just gonna be I was gonna able to talk about that. Ezra's a good man by the way. You did good. I don't know how how my kids uh all the credit goes to Carrie.

but thank you. Well, that's I was thinking too, but exactly. I'm just here for the ride, man. so anyway, Rebecca, you do take note little bullet points or something or what? Cause that's my problem. I was just right now, all these damn thoughts, man. I don't know what I'm doing up there.

Speaker 1 (28:40.206)
So it's like I said, it depends. If I'm giving a speech, then yes, I am right. So I did a speech for the remigration summit here in Norway. Not like a couple of weeks ago, actually. I my entire speech. What?

That is a nice-

That's a fluffy tail wagging back and forth. Just one just noticed. That's all.

Yeah, so I wrote the entire speech like I knew what I was gonna talk about have 20 minutes like I wrote it out then I I Do what I do when I when I write a show?

on TV.

Speaker 1 (29:17.726)
Yeah, so I kind of work in the same manner. I leave space and time for improv or just impulsiveness because I do tend to want to talk about stuff that's relevant right then and there.

So, okay. Extemporaneous. You wait, hold on. You have a red line? Really? So, uh. It's like someday I'd just like to explore that. Uh Uh okay. Shut up, Brad. Okay, sorry. really. Uh you're you're scaring I guess. Uh so, Brad, um uh back to you for a second. you do it. How how do people do the uh I didn't I didn't pay attention. I had to go and check on the damn Amazon guy who died in my front yard.

But I need a red line.

Speaker 1 (29:43.693)
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (30:05.807)
Better bring out the bell for Carolina

Can he can people sign up over the Daily Mojo dot com for that giveaway? Yes. Yeah, they can. Well, it's an and yeah, it's a you. Yes. The answer is yes. Daily Mojo. Go there. there. Go to Daily Mojo dot com. And Amazon. If someone associated Amazon, if you're listening, I'm not going to be able to help this guy for a couple hours. So you might want to go and send someone. No, what you need to do is go out and go through the truck. If I'll tell you this, I'll tell you this. If my chapstick is melted.

I'm gonna give the man a bad review, don't care if he's alive or dead.

Is your chapstick melted? no!

Speaker 3 (30:44.238)
We'd hate that. We're being mocked now? And then let's see. The hormones are flowing freely now, aren't I see this. I see this. We're going to be dealing with this for a couple of months.

Sorry!

Speaker 1 (30:54.767)
yes, you are! I'm very pregnant.

November. Yeah, yeah, well, I must be pregnant every day. No, let's see here. Let me try to get this screen to show up. This is my not that anyone asked. Well, actually, somebody did ask and they prompted me online to make a map here of my travel. This is a very, very rough sketch. And I will say that for the most part T-Mobile, there's a few dead places in Kansas.

traveled.

That's the Easter Island dude looking to the left and I don't know what's to the right of him, but like a moose Can I just say I got 20 miles from the border they have these zeppelins that monitor and you see him floating over looking for illegal aliens yeah, you were all the way down there by Valentine. yeah went through Marfa. did you see the lights? see I am an excellent planner

However, I was not

Speaker 1 (31:55.06)
and did you go to the miniature donk

Hold on a second. One question at a damn Donkey Show in Mexico? What?

I was-

Not that one, Brad, ew.

What? You said it, not me.

Speaker 1 (32:10.04)
No, I said the miniature Donkey Rescue Center.

But this is where the speaker realizes in real time that they don't really care about what you did on your trip. No, do. just all excited to be together again. And so we're just having this is the this is the end result of all of this excitement and you you need to get out west out in west Texas. It was 25 degrees cooler where I was.

and the mountains of, yes, I said the mountains of West Texas compared to DFW. That's right. went to Fort Davis area. That's awesome. And the Fort Davis historical park that you recommended, that's why I started looking at that area, It is fascinating. It's really cool. There's so much history. In northern New Mexico, you got to go to the PECOs, the National Historical, and stand in a church that was built in 1717 and see the remnants of a 1625 church that the Spanish Catholics built.

There was a civil war battle out there in New Mexico. It's just an incredible part of the country. so don't just look, when you're planning your trips, don't just look for national parks, look for national historical parks. There is fascinating stuff out there and it's all over this country. yeah, I forgot to say, I think you alluded to it earlier there, Rebecca. So then I, so that was the first leg of the trip. And then,

Um, I came back and I got a white sands. You didn't go to white sands, on this trip. I've been there before. Um, so Carrie and I went up to the Nebraska game in Kansas city. And then I was, I was headed toward a Beatrice Nebraska where the first, uh, homestead on January 1st, 1863. Can I just say you could still get 160 acres of land for free in the United States of America up until 1976, up until 1986 in Alaska.

Speaker 3 (34:05.164)
All you have to do is work the property for five years and it's yours to keep. I was really big when you do that. I was in such a hurry to get from Kansas City to Beatrice that I was going a little fast and I want to give a big shout out to Nebraska State Patrol trooper, Eric Janssen, who he had already told me I was getting a warning and then he's looking at my license and he says,

Are you the Keith Malinak? he did not. He absolutely did. And I said, what? Because he listens to my day job, Pat Gray unleashed over on the Blaze. And he started cracking jokes about he surprised that it wasn't Pat he was pulling over considering Pat has a lead foot that is well documented on that show. He said, I guess it's a bad time to ask how your day is going so far. Another line that is often said on that show.

he was super cool. Eric Jansen, state patrol for Nebraska, had a, had a good, lovely conversation on the side of the road with him. and, he said, he said, you were just a couple of miles, from being, a faster from this being an awkward conversation. I think I was going 73 and a 65. Did you do a little role playing after that? Cause it kind of looks like you're getting friendly there. I just, you know, no judge.

What the hell is wrong with you? I'm not the only one who thinks that. I'm just saying. Okay, I get it. Anyway, yeah, he's awesome. And so Eric Jansen and he did say I did tell him or I said on the air that I had nowhere to hide. It was just corn everywhere. You know, I mean there was nowhere to hide because I saw him coming. I saw him put his brakes turn around and it was over but he did email me. We were emailing back and forth last night and he's because he had heard

Yes.

Speaker 1 (35:40.93)
that you made a new friend, Keith.

Speaker 3 (36:02.164)
us talking on Pat Gray about my experience. And he said, by the way, I'm paraphrasing. They're kind of into the chase. Like if I'm going to hide from them, they kind of like that. What? Yeah. It's like, yeah. like to drive fast? What? And I don't mean any, again, this is a very loose paraphrase, but he's basically saying, you can go and hide. I'm going to find you. You know, that's part of the fun. You know, so.

Eric Jansen, awesome. So you've got a warning, you son of a bitch. I don't get warnings. I have gotten one warning in my life and that was because the cop who I swear in Smyrna, Georgia was writing a ticket 20 years ago. He ran back to my car, basically threw my license and registration at me and said, drive safe. And he takes off with his lights going in his horn, you know, siren blaring. So somebody, whoever robbed a bank in Smyrna, Georgia 20 years ago, God bless you because otherwise.

That would have been my first warning yesterday because coming back from west Texas this last time we were I can't remember what anyway, I I was doing you know, the the speed limit out there is 150 and and so I was in this one there was a car in front of me that was just pissing me off because he was just going so I went I'm like and then the car in front of me kind of moves over to the right a little bit. I'm like, oh he wants me to pass him. So I start to pass him and Beth you know, it's a cop right?

I was like, hey, oh no. And so I passed him and, well, what are you going to do? Slam on the brakes. looks like at that point it's like, yeah, okay. And so I, and then after I passed him, he, which I think that's entrapment that he, he pulled over asking. He wanted me to pass him. He trapped me. He was a honeypot. Did you, did you show him your New York? I tried to show him my New York and he didn't seem to care.

He just he was he must have been having a bad day because I even you know, they say never admit anything And i'm like at some point you you're the the common sense like, you know He comes up and I said, I know I said, know I said my bad I wasn't I mean there was nobody else on the road So wasn't like I was weaving in and out of traffic, but I thought all right if I just play the honest card here You know, just maybe but he was I got

Speaker 3 (38:28.014)
So hold on a second. While I'm gonna throw it to Rebecca here. Who would have gotten out of the ticket because of the Norks. If you had the Norks, but you didn't time it right. So while I talk to Rebecca here, can you Google image search for Ball Maria, Texas canal? Okay. And then let me know when you got some pictures ready. before we do that, Rebecca, you sent me these pictures. Hell is happening in Europe.

yeah.

So this is actually Oslo today. I went out to Oslo today because we're in the middle of an election. Monday is our election day.

Like national, like all the like parliament. And the king, you're voting for a king, right? Something.

like parliament election.

Speaker 1 (39:13.865)
No, the king is the king.

Okay, Prime Minister, what do you got there? Minister? they're dressed up like clowns. got the makeup on and... Antifa dresses like clowns in Norway? Yes. That's the Antifa I want. Ours wear masks and all black and you got one guy here wearing a mask. Other than that, everybody's showing their clown faces.

Yeah, Prime Minister.

Speaker 1 (39:25.026)
It's Antifa.

Speaker 1 (39:39.15)
am serious. This is Antifa. The thing is that Norway Democrats, which is a party that is Norway first. Make your upgrade again party. They invited Lena Kotter, which is an alternative for a Deutschland politician in the run up to the remigration summit that was a couple of weeks ago, and they were supposed to do a city walk, but

All the Antifa people showed up at this place where they were starting their walk screaming, know, like this crazy. So the police had to get them out of there. And now she came back today and this is how they responded.

Speaker 3 (40:30.126)
Okay, hold on. No, you're right. No, you're right to say this. Because when you watch videos like this, you have to watch them multiple times. You have to pick an area of the screen to watch. And so you're saying we need to watch this person. Yeah. Blue balloon, right? Okay, so watch, watch the I saw I've already no.

with the blue balloon.

Speaker 3 (40:51.406)
Hold on, hold on a second. All right, blue balloon guy, we gotta watch this again. Is that a dude? Only dudes thrust like that. So this guy with the blue balloon, I want you to see, make sure that when he's done thrusting, I've got to adjust my clown nose.

It's a woman.

Speaker 3 (41:20.396)
Never mind that! let me fix that.

They showed up. Actually, I'm gonna send you another link as well.

I want a more trans in my email.

No, but I was sitting there on the bus. was going in because I was going to introduce the speakers today. They had a whole like speaking thing in front of Parliament. this is why Antifa was gathered dressed as clowns because they thought that the live streams wouldn't be as effective if the politicians were surrounded by circus music and clowns. But the only people that they actually embarrassed was themselves. Right. So

The first thing I see when these politicians comes to Oslo is a woman in a clown costume like a cat with maracas going like our city hates racist our city hates racist and I'm just like This must be the most

Speaker 3 (42:19.822)
It's of what? That's for sure.

Bring back the asylums like

going to back the Asylums. Amen. Um can I? T-shirt. That is a t-shirt. Yeah. Make Asylums great again. Yeah. MAGA. You can have that. Oh my gosh. It okay. I just need if you make that t-shirt, Brad, I just ask. Can I please have one? Uh I'll give you a little bit of money but I'm not doing. You give me a little something something? Yeah, I'm not doing full price because I helped a little bit there as all these fine individuals. You lent a hand.

That is a t-shirt.

Speaker 3 (42:54.754)
Can I just one last housekeeping thing here? My grandmother Nana Floyd Malinac on July 30th, she turned a hundred years of age and I was over there today and she had, she had a remaining gift that trickled in from a friend. didn't get created in time. I've never seen anything like this, but tell me that is not the greatest. me zoom in here. They took her face and superimposed it. That's cool. Isn't that? And so hanging out.

in her, in her conto is this. I want that! I want that as a king! I want that! That's awesome! So anyway.

I know there's a company that does that for your pet

Okay, they make them kings and stuff?

Yeah, they make them into like, yeah, that time area. That's kind of cool. I don't remember what it's called, but I think you can find it if you Google.

Speaker 3 (43:45.975)
Okay.

Speaker 3 (43:50.67)
Make me a king dot com.

Yes, jeffy there's a lot of t-shirt ideas and very little t-shirt.

Jeffy Apologize. Yeah, she runs the Instagram page. Well, for a second, I thought Jeffy was in the chat. I was like, whoa. Uh huh. He's not going to be bothered to join us. Can I just I want to throw up some but that didn't sound right. Let me put up some baby related stuff for Rebecca because you're in the home stretcher. He's got a couple months to go here. Hang in there. Yeah. When are you popping that thing out? Mid November.

Remember and I just want her out now just like I don't just let me give birth. I'm tired. Okay

blame you men had to birth

Speaker 1 (44:31.526)
Every time I turn around not walking properly feeling like an old man not having to play like any It just comes

you don't enjoy waddling? You don't like waddling? Time out. have three questions for you. Number one, let's just say, let's go back a year or so. How many kids did you want a year ago? How many kids do you want now? And then after you get on the other side of the birth experience, we'll ask you a follow up and see how many kids you

Yeah.

Speaker 1 (45:02.102)
So before I got pregnant, I always thought two kids was a good idea. I sincerely, I want to have three. So I want to have two more if I can find the right person to have them with. And if my my my what do you call it? Norc. No, but like, God, I cannot think of the English word right now.

Scurm Donor.

No, I'm just saying no. Fuck no. I'm not raising three children alone.

I didn't know what you were, I still don't know what word you're looking for.

No, I was just thinking I might get into menopause before that happens, you know, I'm 38 this year. It's not like

Speaker 3 (45:44.642)
You got a couple of good years left. so so we're going to ask you again on the other side of the birth and see where that number is after you.

I'm telling you, Keith, I'm contemplating doing this like a cave woman, just like eating the pain and pushing it out. It's going to hear that distancing.

You're going to have one then. you going to do it like naturally without drugs and all that stuff?

I'm contemplating, yes.

I would like to put up a picture here and ask you, Rebecca, if this happened to you. Back in 2018, Paris Hilton went to Mexico for a charity event and mistakenly kissed a woman's belly thinking she was pregnant. Anybody come up and do that?

Speaker 1 (46:29.742)
But I have this really hilarious thing did we was that after our last show for the summer? don't remember, but I was walking the mall. I was out doing some errands, okay, and this woman she stops she goes like oh Wow, and I was in there in my summer dress and I was like You're so beautiful you're like and this is where it gets funny

she was commenting on your norks.

Speaker 1 (46:58.806)
You are like an integrated refrigerator into an IKEA kitchen. It's just all so natural.

you say excuse me who are you? Like what like what is this? What the hell is that even mean? Was that a compliment? Was that a dig? What was that?

And I'm standing there going like, uh-huh, thank you. And she was very sweet, but like, have you ever?

She was dumbfounded that there was a white woman in Norway that was pregnant.

You look like an integrated refrigerator. Oh my god, it was so funny.

Speaker 3 (47:37.55)
you

You know, like here they all have those funny words for it because it was like the ball sick would be you know the the bookcase or whatever. I what's the word for refrigerator?

So you like an integrated shitska.

I'm telling you she was like, so natural. It's like an integrated fridge in an IKEA kitchen.

At that moment, did you look for the nearest exit, just in case it got weird?

Speaker 1 (48:13.518)
But I used this for weeks with my best friend She was not feeling very well at the time and I texted her remember You're as beautiful as an integrated mic

What the hell, right? So have you had any weird cravings with your pregnancy?

not so much cravings, Keith. It's more like I can't eat the stuff that I normally want to eat, so I just eat a lot of other stuff.

Why can't you eat the stuff that you normally eat?

I just don't want it. yeah, it makes me sick. Yeah, so but you know, like I I'm still like thinking next time somebody Says to me like my god, you you're a beautiful pregnant woman or something like that saying like I'm not pregnant See what happens

Speaker 3 (48:44.301)
make you throw up or anything.

Speaker 3 (49:01.582)
And make sure you're recording too. yeah and turn it into a damn real. my god. So what you do what you do? Okay, first of all We're gonna create this I want you to take a selfie in the mirror showing that you're clearly pregnant Okay, and that's the opening shot, right and then and underneath it though It'll say in the caption will read I went to the mall And all I got was this lousy and and I do I mean my baby is due

a couple of weeks. I went to the mall. Here's what happened. And then you don't have to think about this. If you don't get good responses on day one, just do this over the course of several weeks until you get enough to make a reel of people coming up to you. And then you saying, I'm sorry, I'm not pregnant. my gosh, I'm so sorry. Or you've got to do this, Rebecca. It's going to go viral.

imagine like can obviously tell I'm pregnant and then just saying that to somebody.

But see, even if you tell them, I'm just joking, I am pregnant, you can edit that part out. Nobody ever has to know that you actually let Why bother doing that? Just leave the person feeling like a claw. OK, there's going to be times when you're trying to get your baby to sleep, here's how you do it in 12 seconds. You ready? I'm ready. I got this stupid song. OK. Don't play the music. It's not recommended you play that soundtrack for the baby. But anyway, you do that, apparently. Tickle, tickle on the

But in the moment, you're.

Speaker 3 (50:29.262)
cheeks and then the forehead and the thing you know, apparently that knocks the baby out cold. Good night. Does it only work on Chinese kids? Yeah, no. Yeah. If you're not wearing a mask, then it doesn't work. Okay. tell you, baby's gotta be terrified seeing people in masks. Oh, is that still happening? Yes. Yes, it is. Insane. Uh okay. Outdoor. Now, you may be right. You may be uh you may raise uh a prodigy or some sort of athlete or something like this. I want you to check out uh this

A pe-

Speaker 2 (50:50.222)
Thanks.

Speaker 3 (50:58.638)
This kid's got it down cold. I don't think there's any audio here. see here. Look at that, huh? Look at this.

Do you know who the guy on the couch looks like? A young Robert Shelton. Yeah. Yeah. Just like what is this? This is fake. There's no way that kid made all that. you think it's AI? It's AI. Yeah. How do you know it's not? Yeah. It's looking real. yeah, it is. But you know what? Hold on. Time out.

that's a soccer ball. Why is he playing basketball with a soccer ball? You know what? I'm with Brad. This is not real. I'll tell you why. Look behind the dad. There is no parent with small children that's putting their coffee on a window sill right above the damn couch. That's a crazy time with you. Alright, now one last thing. If you're having trouble, if your baby is is is fussing and not happy and all this good stuff because Rebecca, we know you're going to have a perfect child, but

in the off chance that somebody like Brad shows up and is hanging out, which fun fact. Babies love me. Brad is the only human being that Matilda just does not care for. She's weird. Yeah. Oh, that's a fact. But anyway, if your baby has a problem, try some slice of cheese. Throw it at the kid's face. Yep.

Really?

Speaker 3 (52:37.666)
It's a thing. It's a thing. It's a thing. Yeah. Yeah. I don't want to hear the It does work. It turns them off. Look at that because they're just they're they're clueless. They don't know what is on me. Well, if you got hit with a slice of American cheese, you'd be. That's what I'm doing and I'd say what the hell did you just throw on me?

Speaker 1 (53:08.856)
This is what I think was so funny with my brother and I don't know how how what kind of parent I'm going to be, honestly, but he would argue with his two years, two year old. Like you don't argue with a two year old. You distract them like that. You throw cheese at the face.

I used to throw mine up in the air and when you throw them up in the air, they are completely surprised and shocked as are most of the people standing around you going, why the hell are you throwing your kid up in the air? But it shuts them up. I mean, it's like magic. They're the pie hole and they're, know, you,

I'm prepared for the teenage years. I'm not gonna lie My mom taught me how to be a mom for a teenage girl because when I was being a pain in the ass You know what she would do to me?

Speaker 1 (53:59.674)
Wow 13 like nagging and I'm I want new shoes She would look at me in the mall and she would say Rebecca if you know If you don't shut up right now and stop stop doing what you're doing I'm gonna stand on that bench over there and I'm gonna sing Jesus love all the children

Get the up.

Speaker 3 (54:17.47)
All right.

I my mouth was closed before her sentence was done and I was thinking about school next day and everybody talking about how my mom was singing about Jesus in the mall

Yes, see?

I'm telling you, it works.

Yeah, that's a good plan actually. I like that. That reminds me of this. There was a commercial or it was a PSA for getting kids to wear their seat belts and it's been a few years since it's been on but the guy is saying, okay, if I don't, by the way, that is a really cool. I saw one of those at Disneyland. You need a double decker stroller. No, you don't. No, we had one of those. Those things break.

Speaker 3 (55:03.17)
I don't know about that brand. Who put yours together? We found the highest reviewed one back at the time. I remember it was orange and black. So I forgot the brand name, but it was top of the line. That thing was a piece

Brand name from my stroller.

This is a setup to a joke.

I know it's Emma Young and I'm just thinking that that sounds a little bit German so it must be good.

Am I young? It's called, am I young? That sounds like Asian.

Speaker 1 (55:31.03)
and my own.

Speaker 1 (55:34.956)
I don't know. Maybe it sounds like German art to me and you know how Nazi they are about their engineering.

That's true. That's it. Holy shit. You know how much these things are? This is why I am I am I am scarred for life because we did so much research paid so much money. Now that one I don't know. I can't remember what we paid except for we paid too much. And that was hundreds of dollars. I can't imagine what this one is now 500 for now or 600. Check. Hold on. Say check this.

Vane!

Speaker 1 (56:20.27)
What you pay for a stroller these days Keith yes $2,000 and then you need to get a car seat and that's a thousand dollars as well Keep some

I've got old I know you're not supposed to reuse car seats. Wait, who said that? I don't know like oh, no, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. No, no, no the car seat manufacturers associate After they're in a wreck after they're a wreck. I've got old car seats and boosters in my garage That I guarantee you are fine Of course Texas Rebecca. I'd say come and get them just send one to her how much could possibly be how much

have a car seat, you know, like but just the prices are just insane and then I learned about this like whole Bed thing. It's a what's it called? It's called stock. Yeah. It's like a it's a trend thing It's stuck stuck

Stopgap?

Am I

Speaker 1 (57:15.478)
It's like a, it's a brand thing. It's like a trend thing where you pay like $600 for a bed that you can use for three months, which to me sounds, excuse the language and you got to beep this out. Fucking insane.

I can beat that out. you? Yeah, let me let me get right on the old editor here. Yeah.

Even if I was a millionaire, I wouldn't freaking pay 600 for a bed for three months. It's insane. then it's like, oh my God, you used it. You pooped in that bed. I'm not paying $600 for a youth bed like that. Are you crazy? Like this stuff is insane. I have it out of my system though. Sorry.

get you when you're coming into the world.

Speaker 3 (57:59.95)
Coming and going. Coming and going. Bornin' and dyin' and in the middle they stick you for a wedding. One thing that I'm gonna be very hypocritical on is when you're entertaining your small child, don't do what I did with Aslan. And then I did it with Ezra too, but by the time I got to Zeely, I kind of stopped doing it as much, whenever I was in a room that was really high, I would take Aslan, just to entertain her, just throw her up in the air and catch her. But no, in hindsight, dude.

It was way too high. it was just fine too high. was.

I don't know, four or five feet. Okay, that's not too high. I don't know, Did you catch her? Every time, yes. And then with Ezra, maybe it was like three feet. And by the time Zeely came along, it was just like... Hold on, guess who the thrill seeker is today. Zeely was just kind of like, It's Zeely. She's the freak. Now, you would have thought she was the one that was... No, no, she... your first one. No, actually, yeah, yeah, but whatever.

Kid, don't.

Speaker 1 (59:01.644)
She's terrified and scarred for life.

Speaker 3 (59:08.942)
Probably, probably now that I think it through, let's see, the three, yeah, probably, you're right.

The thing is that's a bad thing. That's a bad thing to do. My child doesn't have a dad, so I'm good.

Okay. Well, she does but hang on a second. Hold on. We just don't know who the hell it is. Hold on a second. I just thought of something. This is hold on a second. So, Aslan the oldest now loves scary stuff. Horror stuff, right? Ezra likes jumping out of planes. huh. And Zeely loves every roller coaster ever made. my gosh. What have I done to my children? See? It's all your fault.

of course, as well.

Were you thrown in the air as a child?

Speaker 1 (59:53.962)
I don't think so.

He's thrown in the air as a teenager.

Speaker 3 (01:00:00.43)
Hey, Rebecca, I want to read this headline for you. Texas dad charges rent from his six-year-old daughter internet split on whether it's a genius move or too much. So his little daughter who's six years old, Rose, she gets points for regular tasks like brushing her teeth without being told to, helping tidy up and being a good kid. When she reaches 25 points, she earns $5 with an extra for hitting 30.

Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:00:27.724)
But before she can go on a shopping spree with her allowance, she has to pay 20 % toward rent and utilities. This gives her a taste of the kind of expenses adults deal with. But with a twist, it's easy for a kid to understand. So how are you?

Your this idea cuz the thing is that you can save that those Wish 20 % like see I'm gonna give a shout out here. I'm gonna give a shout out to dr. Richard or so You know what he did to his daughters. He six kids He said something to the effect that He told his son to go clean the bathroom if I remember this correctly, I might be remembering wrong, but He told his son to go clean the bathroom in which he did and which he where he paid

his little sister instead. Anyone like what the dad like what's going on? It's socialism. Learn it.

Wait, that sounds like capitalism to me. No, if he's paying someone.

Hmm, socialism. Somebody else get paid.

Speaker 3 (01:01:34.542)
No, he paid the he paid his sister to do it. So he didn't have to work, right? So he could go and spend time playing, with that's not socialism.

He paid no that he paid his daughter the money instead of the sun.

That's not right. I thought the boy was Oh, to teach this. I got you now. That's cruel.

Yep, cruel, but very effective.

Is that what you're gonna say? Yeah, it's effective. So what we did, primarily me and the kids is, I forgot where I got this idea, but made them sleep in the street in the gutter for a week.

Speaker 1 (01:02:13.632)
One of those weird beds that we talked about one time.

I don't know what, oh, the collapse earthquake beds. No, so what I would do is let's say you start the month of September with 30 days, right? And you put 30 quarters in a little jar and it sits on their dresser. And then I go up there after 9 a.m. or whatever the set time was. if the room's, the bed is made, it's all clean or whatever, great, then I don't do anything. But if it's messy in there, then I take a quarter out. And then at the end of the month,

you get to keep the money that's left. But if you have a perfect score, then I'll double it. So you do the math. You can get like 15 bucks if it's a perfect month. Well, this worked for the girls for about three or four months. And then their rooms became wastelands. Ezra has always just earned the maximum amount. in fact, I ended up paying him early because he asked me, he was trying to save up to buy a knife or something. He's like, can I go ahead and

I'll make sure my room's clean, you know, for the rest of my whatever. I told him too, you're like 10 or whatever it was. Can I get this knife? And so I paid him like 300 bucks early or whatever it was. I forget what it was. Anyway, so it only was one for three in this household, but there are little tricks to keep kids, you know, tidy and clean.

You can also just be neurotic like I am.

Speaker 3 (01:03:41.163)
you're neurotic.

When it comes to cleaning, yes.

I'm shocked. No, I am really serious.

shock. I am an absolute duff Nazi.

You would hate Texas living here on a regular basis. You would hate it. Yeah, but she hasn't had to clean it though.

Speaker 1 (01:04:03.822)
I actually went out and got myself a robot cleaner that vacuums and mops my forest now because I can't because my pelvic floor hurts like hell so I can't bend over. So I got myself a little robot.

I'm gonna think about your pelvic floor for the rest I'm gonna be thinking about a little robot. Thank you. So, okay. Does it do a good job? Does Yes! It sweeps and mops?

It's

Speaker 3 (01:04:32.499)
There's some controversy about that.

Less. Way less.

more practical, right?

Yeah, it's like $400.

Yeah, there was some controversy about I know what it was. It was the that's why rumba is going out of business or is having trouble because they didn't put the mop on the rumba some other company made a Yeah, they came in they they're like hey ours is not only a vacuum but it has a mop on it too and rumba's like nobody wants

Speaker 1 (01:05:07.566)
No, it does a good job. Okay, this is for every female past 30 is Excited about cleaning stuff. I'm not saying the act of cleaning stuff But like if you can make it easier for them, so my friend came over my god, your floors are like smooth. There's no lines

He got to send me this robot. Does the carpet match the drapes? I'm interested. Please ignore the What? I'm asking the legit question. If you're going to be cleaning a room, have to know if the carpet matches Please do send me a link to whatever you bought. There's no carpet, is there?

I will. It is awesome.

Speaker 3 (01:05:47.276)
What, Keith? That is a legit question. So there is someone for everyone, as we learned while we were away when I this headline. I saw this headline, and here's what Brad was up to while we were away. Texas man accused of yelling, goo goo gaga at young girls while in diaper, asked for a change. I mean, look, if the pickup line works, who are we to judge? Thank you. Ew.

Is somebody famous and I'm not going to use their name. on. Now hang on a second. go ahead. Then I want to. No I'm just going to say there's a person who's famous that had at one point somebody followed them around and wearing a diaper. That was like the thing. They paid someone to follow them around. And you know who this person is.

And I'm not going to use the name because but that's yes there was now there's been a lot of diapers uh and grown men in the news over the years, right? there was uh marv albert the uh Oh my gosh, that's right. The sports announcer Uh, who was the uh bill clinton guy? Who was on his staff the bill clinton diaper guy somebody? You know what i'm talking about? Uh, oh gosh bill clinton diaper guy. Just put that in there Surprisingly that does yield a result. Um

Wait a According to AI, the term Bill Clinton diaper guy is a reference to a fake viral video that has no connection to former business. That's not right. He's on his staff. if I weren't doing a live stream right now, I would be saying his name just like that. But unfortunately, I'm on the spot. It's like me with math. just I can't do it. Who was on Bill Clinton's administration on his staff White House who liked wearing diapers?

you asking me or you're asking Joe Biden everyone is the result. it was what I cannot believe damn you Google. Who wore how about dude how about Clinton Staffer who wore diapers? Yeah do that do that Clinton Staffer. There is no credible evidence that a Clinton Staffer wore diapers. crap. Someone someone put it in the chat. Someone

Speaker 3 (01:08:02.67)
I'm not frustrated. I'm pissed now. Right? Holy crap. Who is the diaper man? I'll get back to you. Now, I, now, I'm just angry. Also known as Diaper Man Star Child. I want you to, I want you guys, everybody that is watching this live stream, everybody here, Brad, Rebecca, I want you to envision what this guy looks like and then I'm going to show you his picture.

the astronaut. Oh yeah. Remember the she the crazy one who uh he wore a diaper so she could go and beat the other woman up. The date not married obviously to the drive across. to stop to go to the bathroom. There's a Lisa Nowak I think was her name right? Okay that sounds right. Uh you can't can't lose that 30 seconds on the road. No no not if you're on the way to beat the snot out of somebody. I'm checking out everybody's comments here. I'm looking I'm so help me it will come to me before the end the

just want to say that I don't see all the comments because I have the same problem that I always have like crawfish I cannot see your comments they're way up there and I only see them in the bottom. you said that you missed me the most and I'm very grateful. Thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:09:28.254)
I'm for the diaper thing. Okay, but I'm about to show you. Oh, you're still okay.

you know what he's going to look like? No, I still don't know. Okay, that makes perfect sense. Go, go, Gaga. Change my diaper, I'm telling you, no matter how freaky you think you are, no matter that little kink thing that you like that they the little thing, no matter how weird that thing I've known about all of it, no matter how weird you think your little piece of heaven is that you I don't want anybody to find out that I like

There's somebody else out there going hold my beer watch this and getting off on something just change my

I'm sorry if you like to wear diapers and pee and shit yourself. I'm not coming anywhere near you

Wow, so judgy. Noted. Let's see here. cancel my Friday night. Yeah, sorry, we're busy now.

Speaker 1 (01:10:38.043)
bringing pee and poop into like the bedroom go away.

wait, that's that's Johnny Depp's wife, right? Amber Heard.

Take a shit on the bed anyway.

that's right on the pillow. forgot about that. I didn't really do that. Yes. wait, wait about which one of you was there and saw it. Your honor, we have evidence. It was in the court. What are you talking about? Yes. But did you? OK, but yeah. All right. All right. Let's check in with the robots in China, see what they're doing as they get ready to take over the world.

You

Speaker 1 (01:10:59.074)
Yes, she did!

Speaker 1 (01:11:07.97)
Did you not see the trial?

Speaker 3 (01:11:18.52)
I don't want music. Those are not robots. They're robots. Look at them. I can't believe that this

this guy out. these videos here. that the Chinese Harry Potter? Is it Japan? This seems like it's Japan. I know. It says, it says, at the top man. It says, meanwhile, the robots in China and I'm correcting it and saying, you racist. This looks like Japan. The writing is Japanese. how do know?

They're not quite ready to destroy. Oh, busted. You know, oh, the dog kick some ass. See, they're not quite we still got a few months, guys. We still got a few months of the human race surviving when they get the kinks worked out. Then we're screwed. Yeah. Oh, good luck on those stairs. Oh, newest sex robot. Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Come on now, come on now. Come on. He's missing his foot. That's not fair. That's not fair. a crumpled heap. That's OK. I kind of like seeing this. I like seeing them fail. don't want that Why? Why do you hate the robots so much? Because I don't want them to take us over. Yeah, watch out for that tree. They're. What? They're still going to us.

Okay, I know it's not gonna be a hit. Yeah, God I cannot do that

Speaker 3 (01:12:53.294)
They're still gonna do it.

Wait, you what?

I cannot do that. No, I'm walking. That's how I walk. That's my walk now.

I wasn't looking. I'm hung up on... can't wait. Whoever the NSA is going through my search results, my search engine, and looking at my Clinton diaper searches, please don't judge me. It's research purpose. Did you find the... No! Where's the walk, Rebecca? Okay. That's what she said. Are you walking now? right there, all the way to the floor.

I'm telling you.

Speaker 1 (01:13:20.754)
It's it's coming.

Speaker 1 (01:13:24.956)
That's it.

Speaker 3 (01:13:33.614)
Are you sure it wasn't George Scheider? No. Which is kind of ironic that his name would be Scheider. it boxes a briefs. Clint replied boxers. No, it's, okay. Has any us president had to wear diapers while president? he's still does. Yeah, Biden. Yeah, for sure. Damn it. Are you may, I think it was Gary Scheider.

Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:13:57.1)
Definitely Biden had to work.

Speaker 3 (01:14:31.118)
that Gary Scheider did. forget the stroke. moving ahead with our technology and stuff, right? You gotta see this. Check this out. So this guy, I don't know where this court is. Based on what's behind here, it feels like Canada. So this guy, he's gonna represent himself in this court of law. And what he does is, well, you'll see.

Speaker 2 (01:14:56.588)
May it please the court. come here today, a humble proceed for a panel of five distinguished justices.

you

Is this, hold on. Is that council for the case? I generated that. I'm sorry? I generated that. That is not a real person.

Thanks

Speaker 3 (01:15:19.15)
Okay, it would have been nice to know that when you made your application. You did not tell me that, sir. I received the application and you have appeared before this court and been able to testify verbally. In the past, you have gone to my clerk's office and held verbal conversations with our staff for over 30 minutes. Hang on a second. I'm sorry. Definitely not Canada. I stand corrected after hearing the judge's accent. Continue, ma'am. I She.

being misled. either you are suffering from an ailment that prevents you from being able to articulate or you don't. You are not going to use this courtroom as a launch for your business, sir. So if you are able to shut that off. If you want to have oral argument time, you may stand up and give it to me.

Should have had the bell.

I thank you. you go. So may it please the court. So we got an AI lawyer now. I'm not quite there. That was a while back, wasn't it? Was it really? Yeah. Because I remember seeing that. Well, I remember seeing that dude. And you know, judges have no sense of humor. That's true. They really just they don't. That's true. That's a good point. OK, what about this? This judge here? Is this is this is this an old story to I seriously I don't know. But paraphilic infantilism. OK.

You're welcome.

Speaker 1 (01:16:51.854)
through a virtual reality headset.

These people are coming into his space, right? And he's backing up and he's backing up so as not to be injured like his wife.

for an immersive experience in artist design to illustrate this defense expert's opinion.

as we back up and are being approached. And it's like a chest to chest encounter, no matter where you look.

to review of depositions, a site visit, and sworn witness statements to police.

Speaker 3 (01:17:20.91)
Now this is where the vase was broken from the chair that had been thrown previous. When this is actually a photograph from one of the videos. Yes, that's correct. And there's the names and the purpose of putting in this photograph is to show what connection to this animation. That's correct.

Miguel Abisu, the Southwest Ranch's wedding venue owner facing

Anyway, we don't have to do this whole thing, but I can't believe they haven't done that sooner. Right. Isn't this fascinating? This is when he pulls the gun out when he's backed up against the bar.

Did so. cannot take that seriously. It reminds me of the Sims.

Speaker 1 (01:18:03.502)
placing the judge and the defendants shoes.

physical size difference, the age difference, and then just go ahead.

viewing the incident through Alviso's point of view.

I'm sorry, whose point of view? Anyway. The problem is that it's a computer file, so it can be manipulated, and you can create any reality that's what I was trying to figure out. How did they all agree that this is what the scene looked like? Right. And they don't know. I don't know the best.

Yeah, I don't like that at all. I think that Real evidence is the way to go like don't bring that stuff in there and it just like it reminds me of the sims like I used to Barricade people in so they would die like don't bring that into a courtroom.

Speaker 3 (01:18:46.702)
What? Hold on. Okay, so let's stop for second. Just wait. There have been times where I guess I needed a diaper because I would play the Sims, especially Sin City, so obsessively at certain points in my childhood that I didn't even want to get up to go to the bathroom. I was like, all right, I guess I'll go pee now, whatever. I'm busy building the city of the future. But anyway, to your point, Rebecca, you're saying that...

on the game of the Sims where you live the life of an individual. You're saying that you, you did what to him?

So if you were to build walls around them with no doors they eventually would starve and die and it would be a little like gravestone

You are a sick twit.

Is that a girl thing like every girl I've ever talked to is like, yeah

Speaker 3 (01:19:39.358)
never to fall asleep in a room where Rebecca is awake. What in the hell? You wake up and you find out she's bricked closed the entrance to the room. Right. I just want to see if it It's like there's fresh, fresh mortar. Yeah. And you're like, hey, this isn't funny. Rebecca, this isn't funny. No, no, no. Here's what's going to happen. You're going to wake up. You're going to see the freshly bricked walls around you and then it's going to hit you and you're going to think back to September 5th, 2020.

telling you yes Keith if they ever makes this a thing in court like that AI bullshit I will do that to someone just to have that appear in court

I'll grasp this!

Speaker 3 (01:20:22.636)
Remember when Joe Biden telegraphed that we were going to blow up the Nord Stream pipeline and then it I mean this is I don't want to compare the what Brad? Yes? You and I we have an ocean between us and Rebecca. Right? Okay. So that that was some creepy stuff and I'm referring not to the daydream but to Rebecca. Nightmare dressed like a daydream. Right. I want to ask y'all. I this right here I do not like. This creeps me out.

And I and I'm probably going be alone on this. Well, hang on. Hang on before you do it before you say it. Breaking news from TMZ. Charlie Sheen reveals he has had sex with a man. OK, next.

What?

That's the Charlie Sheen reveals he's had sex with. I was going to say he's Charlie Sheen. He's probably had sex with that. They do make some with holes in them. right. know. know. I know. Seems painful. There is someone out there who has seen his hernia. He has a hernia. How do you see a hernia? I guess you can't see it, can you?

I not have sex.

Speaker 1 (01:21:14.296)
He's probably the brick like.

Speaker 1 (01:21:32.014)
It's like did he make somebody play with it sexually?

No, that's not what I'm to. I'm just saying that there are people who have seen his hernia. I'm not alleging anything beyond that. So in other words, Charlie Sheen is fine walking around naked around guys, I guess. I don't know.

that's right. The Knights Who Say Knee. Breaking news, Charlie Hesheen fucked his own career. Yeah. Okay. So, I want to show you this here. This is a lovely couple there and he passed away, unfortunately. And so, she decided to frame a tattoo off of his body. that's right. I heard about this and thought it was creepy. How is this different from Ed Gein making a lamp? I don't care for it. Yeah, don't care.

How is it different? don't know, but there you go. That's just, that's, that's.

I'm I'm too superstitious to have somebody skin hanging on my

Speaker 3 (01:22:34.848)
So you think that maybe his spirit is hanging out in that frame now or what?

Yes, I would haunt if anybody took my tattoos on

We know you would haunt and then somehow you figure out a way be the first ghost ever that was able to to mason up a wall. We know that you're going to be haunting people.

This is why we're gonna need those earthquake pets. Anyway

in a minute.

Speaker 1 (01:23:04.33)
No, I'm saying like that is just wrong.

What's wrong? I don't like it. What does the audience say? What are they saying in the chat?

Would it be acceptable for me to stuff my cat when he dies and put him on a shelf?

Can I just thank you for not saying that exact phrase while Brad was present? I mean, I know the response would be something like, here, I'll just play Brad. Well, if you're seeking volunteers, let me know. Ha ha ha ha. I'm a taxidermist. I can stuff your cat. Ha ha ha ha. OK. I hope he doesn't go back and watch this. OK. Let me play some animal videos here, because we haven't done these yet.

I didn't even think about it.

Speaker 3 (01:23:45.534)
Okay, this dog, I love this dog. Some of these videos look staged, but when you're, it's a dog, it's awesome and I love it. She's cooking there.

Is actually correct he says Rebecca saying that she'll stuff her cat and Charlie Sheen stuffing his cat are two very different

Yeah, right, right. Here we go. Watch this. This dog just, he's gonna army crawl. Cause he sees the food, watch this. He knows what's happening. And what, look at her. She's like, look, I dropped a piece of food over there. And he's like, let me grab that for you here. And then he puts it, look at that! He puts his paw on it. I mean, that's the kind of stuff a human would do, right? Look at that. Look at it. And then he kind of smudges the hand off there.

Yes.

Speaker 1 (01:24:35.18)
That's a naughty little dog.

But see, she does, she set him up. mean, look, that's entrapment right there. So I think that's hysterical. Now, cats though, and you may be able to attest to this, you are a cat owner, they're a little bit less friendly when it comes to the food. So here are cats thinking that food is theirs for the taking. Is this how your cat, look at that. Whoa. Whoa, get that. That cat would do that once. Uh-huh, yeah. what the hell?

that's a smart one. That's a cute little kitten. Chicken nugget time. Uh-oh. Don't put your cat on the counter while you're eating, moron! Thank you. Gosh. He keeps doing it. gosh. All right, yes! That cat has got it. Look at that. Look at this guy. He likes cheese. That's good. Ha-ha! He's cornered the cub. Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

Speaker 1 (01:25:32.152)
Hilarious

Oh no. Oh. What about your cat? Can you see your cat doing anything? Oh, it's a rough chicken leg. can't. That kitty does not. Doc Kitty will not go. It weirdly does not like human food.

Yeah

Speaker 1 (01:25:49.656)
My cat is crazy about cheese doodles and also brown cheese.

I'm sorry, what kind of cheese? no, hold on. feel like Rebecca, we've talked about this before. It's some sort of weird Norway thing. Tell us what brown cheese is. Good lord.

a caramelly kind of cheese it's really good and i get why he likes it i like it a lot as well and you know it's it's really good to put on like a hot bun or something and it's just

Have you ever smeared brown cheese all over, don't know, like yourself?

Mirror it you have to like it's it's a cheese. I'll show you

Speaker 3 (01:26:25.038)
Don't threaten me with a good time. I'm going to show you the brown cheese. How many times in my life have I had somebody tell me I'm going to show you the brown cheese, mister. And then, you know, it's I should leave too and just make you so uncomfortable right now, Keith. I should get up because I do. did. The cat is in the other room. OK, and I could I did have to pull this off the.

3D printer. It was making noise. So, this is an oh, oh, you got something here that I need to put on the screen. Wait, what is it? It's another, it's another example of one of the bowls. Not doing it. One of the bases. Uh I'm not gonna do that. Made by uh the ancient Egyptians that was perfect. And oh, oh, oh, we're talking about that. I was looking at your screen. I'm trying to figure out what you. Oh, no. That there. That's the uh that's there's an okay. There's this is there's a lot happening right now. There's a lot happening right now. Let's just hit pause for just a second here. Uh huh. Um uh

Brown cheese, guys.

Speaker 3 (01:27:22.542)
Let's do brown cheese. What does it taste like giving you an equivalent? It takes caramelly. said caramel. Yeah. See, you had me at caramel. See, I, need to be pregnant so that I can just eat whatever you're not.

Caramel.

Speaker 1 (01:27:37.016)
wait for it. The cat is look. he's you just

you're a cat whisperer and you call it. Here comes the cat. I want to see this cat go mental. Come on. Which Watch out. Watch out for the. Watch out for the norks. Yeah. Yeah. On behalf of everyone. Careful with those norks. Careful of those norks. You don't look. look at that. Wisconsin Jackal says, my cat's name is Caramel. that's a very, is it Caramel or Caramel? I don't know. I think it depends on what kind of mood you're in, right? Caramel, come here. Caramel.

What he got there is the cat not playing along or what?

He is, but he's like scared of jumping on me, I think.

see, he cares. It's the Norx, the frightening of the frightened of the Norx. No, he doesn't want to the baby. Cats don't care. Yes. It's the Norx. It's the overwhelming. yeah, she. That's right. Wait, hold on. E1Guru says that Brad impersonation was spot on. What Brad impersonation? What's a Brad impersonation? Somebody impersonated me. What? Who's impersonating Brad? I demand to know who is impersonating Brad Sags. Is she wearing pants? It says

Speaker 3 (01:28:48.13)
real Brad stags on the screen. Is there except no imitation. That cat is a monster. So the cat's a guy but the baby's a girl. Did we got that? Yes. Okay. So Brad, talk to us. Talk to us about your hold on. Wait. Wait. Hold on. You were wearing pants. Yes.

That is correct.

Speaker 1 (01:29:08.403)
yeah, I'm wearing pants. My pants are so far up.

just. Okay, we're good. We're good there, Jerry Nadler. It's an American thing. Don't worry. Okay, right up to the norks. That's a fact. Brad. So what was this fun fact you were talking about Egyptians and vases and what? no, no, no. This is another one of the the don't say vases. That just throws me. The another one of the bases that was along with the the base. This one that was, you know, made thousands of years ago and is perfect. There was another one

Also made this is a this is a reprable. This is an exact Duplicate of it that was it was it's so perfect that when it sits down it balances on one point and of course they did this with with other rocks with like rocks and pieces of copper they were able to make perfect handles out of yeah available materials and were able to make perfect vases and yeah ancient egyptia and and they did this before they had the wheel to just

Maybe I should. It's and and and Carl was asking why no one's drinking today and and so now you're going to take care of that little problem. I don't have any clean glasses in here. Who needs a glass? Suck it right out of the bottle, pal. That is a big pussy. That is huge. happened? That's just such a large fuzzy. but anyway, this is another one of the the vases in this. I was actually testing out some titanium filament. That you know, it's

they will not if they don't want to be someplace, you're not going to make them be there. Yeah. They're they are going to do what they want. He didn't do anything, did he? So, uh okay. We did the we did the brown cheese. We did the Egyptian vase and then what was the other thing? The other the other thing was the the website that y'all were talking about. Oh, you're the one who brought up the whole uh I don't want to do this. A, B, D, F. I don't like it. That's

Speaker 1 (01:31:05.696)
can I do to the camera?

I'm just telling you there. what the hell? didn't think what the hell I thought we were talking about the tattoo hanging on the wall like this was a place that would do the service for you. The next thing I know I'm seeing a baby diaper fetish site. No, sir. I was showing you is that just take I don't know what you were looking at, but I the White House when you did that. I saw the White House when we were in California. I feel like was something else on the street. Did you see that? You didn't even look at that White House. I see it now.

that's not the White House. Oh no, it's not. So, where where is that California? That's in California. That is a one uh it's a one half scale uh White House. It's in it's like a couple of miles from Disneyland and it used to be a doll museum and now it's like empty. Oh, that's a place that's haunted, Rebecca. Oh, for sure. It's just sitting there. Isn't that weird? Um by the way,

The Google says that that stuff you just gave your cat isn't the best for its digestive problems or something. You're have cat shit everywhere. Well have fun. Hey, let your Roomba clean that up!

Fine.

Speaker 1 (01:32:20.59)
usually there they are lactose intolerant but cheese don't really have lactose so it's

you know cats can drink salt water that there was a kidneys or liver is able to filter it out because there's a salt water pool here to motel and the cat will often drink it's like I don't think that's good but I looked it up it's like they have a filter in them that can filter out the salt water who knew hey I got a question how much you think people that walk dogs make

I know that a guy that makes like, don't know, several hundred thousands.

Check this out. Shut up. He does not make hundreds of Last year, we cleared just under 200,000. 200,000? So, what happened there? I don't even know wrong Crazy question. Can I come to work with you today? Okay, first of all, whoever's narrating this, could you shut the hell up? It'd be less creepy. I mean, seriously, hey, random guy on the street, how much do you pull down a year? Okay. Hey, I know this sounds crazy, but can I stalk you all day with my crazy voice and camera?

This was an idea I had years ago to do a segment called, what are you doing? you'd You know what? Why not? me act all natural too. I don't know how all these dogs are all behaving at the same time. I guess they just know each other because they hang out all day every day. That's kind of sad though. I I don't, I don't know. I, okay, hold on. Talk me down. Talk me down. Is it sad or is it, it's honestly these dogs are living their best life.

Speaker 3 (01:33:55.822)
But these people that bought them, they're just so busy that they can't take care of them themselves, I guess. people have always done that. I guess. Good grief. Where the hell all those dogs come from? I don't know. That's a cool job. But I'm just I guess it's cool that they get to go doggy daycare all day. Yeah. If you live in an apartment in downtown in Manhattan, why do you have like a German shepherd?

people do these days?

Speaker 1 (01:34:26.318)
Because people are idiots. Have you seen people in small apartments? They buy huskies because they're pretty. You know how much work a husky is?

It is. wear husky jeans. I'm very well aware of how much worse huskies are. Husky jeans, husky dog, same thing, right? I think they are. She triggered me, by the Somebody fact check that. So we've got... She has no idea what husky jeans are. Right, right. She's goo-looing right now. Husky jeans. Husky jeans. They cause many a ute to have adult problems. dogs get... You know what? I stand corrected. These dogs are living the life.

They actually, but they love this guy more than their owner. Yeah. When they see him, they know it's a fun day ahead. Look how tight, real gorgeous little puppies all tuckered out. It's amazing that they all just jumped out of the van without leashes on. Yeah, and they obviously get along. I mean, that is wild, man. How do you know it's real? How do know it's real? Yeah, see, let's ruin this one too. That's the All what's more real? What's more real? This guy or the baby shooting baskets?

This guy. Yeah, right. Boy, are we just cynical or but we're cynical with the laws. Yes. This is kind of sad. But so this lady used to feed all these stray dogs and then she died. And so they all gather around her little condo. gosh, we got the sappy music that tell me how to feel. All right. So and they just hang out now and they're like, hey, remember, you all used to feed us.

And so now they're hungry and they're like, hey, you better be dead because otherwise there's no good excuse here. And it turns out that their kids have kept her by the way, this guy right here. Can you see, can you see my cursor at all? Yep. This guy right here. He just farted. No, he's got trust issues. Just keep an eye on him. But what happens is the, the, kids then uphold her legacy and, uh, and now they feed her every night or feed the dogs every night. And, uh,

Speaker 3 (01:36:28.334)
And I think that's really cool because it's like a party there. And so again, remember the one that has trust issues. He'll show up on the scene here and he'll bark his ass off while all the other ones are eating. Like screw you, man. You can stay back there and look at this guy. He's barking. He's like, you're not the old lady. I want the old lady. Wait, the old lady's dead, right? He's dead. And so he's just going to starve to death. And so these guys are all eating and this guy's bark, bark, bark. Screw you.

bring back the old lady that I trust that might be poison that you're feeding us. You some brown cheese. Give me some brown cheese. So, they all lived happily ever after and survived to to see another day except for this guy who well, then he's making up scraps. have a question. no. What happened? Why haven't you shown my squirrel yet? What? I didn't see your squirrel. Is that a euphemism? Hang on. Is it a it a you don't want to see is a flying squirrel? You don't want to see my squirrel?

Shout out to my friend, Joe Young, for always talking about his flying squirrel. Might have a flying squirrel. What is happening there? OK. Oh, so you're saying that's not real? I didn't say that. What's not real? Rebecca, are so, why do have to be such a negative Nellie? You're Norwegians, man. How do you know that's not real? How do you know the United States and Texas? Oh, hold on a second. know, whenever I have time in the mornings, I do this day in history tweet early in the morning, say, football.

and recently the fun fact was it was Norway's birthday and they became a country I think what was in 1902 1903 Rebecca.

1905 if I'm not

Speaker 3 (01:38:05.774)
Same thing. Wait, if I'm not mistaken, like an American wouldn't go, don't know, 1776 or thereabouts.

Well, we don't really talk about the 1905 or 1907 or when the frick it was. You talk about the constitution in 1814. 1814 is what everybody remembers. But then Sweden still owned us for a

That's a pause it hit pause hit pause hit pause. Brad, did you hear that? We made fun of Rebecca for the longest time calling her Swedish instead of Norwegian turns out Norway until 100 years ago was a part of Sweden.

Norah from Denmark to Sweden as a prize. Yeah, we were trafficked our country.

you just passed around?

Speaker 3 (01:38:53.812)
Wow Scandinavia scandal. They both begin with scan.

Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:39:04.29)
Just saying. know, Rebecca came up with the coolest name for a show ever. Which was.

Scammed in avia.

That is a great idea. It was about all the insane stuff happening in Northern Europe, right? That should be you first you should get that website, get the domain name and secure it and then do the show. Here do it. We'll wait while you work on that. Yeah. Oh my God. No, wait, hold on a second. Nobody, nobody do that. You blew right past my squirrel. I'm looking for your squirrel. Let me see your squirrel. You blew right past it. You're like, wait, like a two headed.

It does look like a two-headed squirrel, doesn't it? It's like either that or one of them is doing something very immoral to the other one, and I don't know what that would be.

He a squirrel rape another squirrel in Texas.

Speaker 3 (01:39:50.026)
Hey, time out. Time out. We'll get to scroll rape in a second. Have you secured? Scamdenavia. up at 11 squirrel. Go to go daddy before some unscrupulous. There's some guy right now. Some what? Some unscrupulous guy. What's unscrupulous? Unscrupulous guy is buying your domain and then he's going to message you later. Be like, I got your domain. What are you going to give me?

I think that's so funny. emailed me. I got Rebecca Mr. Reagan.com. you want to buy it? And I'm over here like, no.

Bye.

That was a mismatch. Like every single person that buys a domain, think they're going to be able to sell me.

It's called squatting. I'm not gonna buy it. Hey, I'm the guy who used to own here Brad go to pizza.com. I think it's Pizza Hut now, but I knew the guy in the early days of the internet who bought pizza.com and sold it to him. Check out pizza. How do you spell pizza? Pizza.com. You spell it scrupulous. Scrupulous. pizza.com is still just pizza.com. What? It used to be Pizza Hut. I sure did it.

Speaker 3 (01:41:05.048)
Yeah, sure. Did it? I don't know. Scandinavia, by the way, is available but it ain't cheap. see, somebody already did that. It's like $1000. No. Now, what about Scandinavia like the real one? If you wanted that one, scan, how do you spell Scandinavia? If you were going to spell Scandinavia, how would you spell it? Go ahead. S-C-A-N-D-A-V-I-A.

don't know if I missed a syllable. Scandinavia. Scandinavia. Scandinavia. S-C-A-N-D-A-N-A-V-I-A. Scandinavia. Is it Scandinavia or I thought you had it in front of you. I do have it in front of me. Is it Scandinavia or Scandinavia?

K-M-D-I-N-A-V-I-A.

that's Scandinavia. Yeah. My bad. That is taken. Well, first, I thought you were right, Keith and then I realized, no, I'm talking to Keith. It can't possibly be that way but no, Scandinavia is is taken but they can help you get it for 100 bucks but Scamdenavia is available and it's $1000. Thousand dollars. You pony up. What if you did scams in Scandinavia? Scams in

Like if you're gonna like if you're thinking gonna

Speaker 1 (01:42:30.872)
Do you like a domain business off of me? Fuck off, it's not gonna happen.

All this time I dream just shot down in a quarter of a second right there all this time I thought I'm going to work on some

We.

Speaker 1 (01:42:44.79)
Now I'm telling you the most stupid thing you do is buy the domain for my name like seriously

No one how the hell do you spell it? No one even knows how to spell it.

Somebody saw my Twitter following probably and went like, my God, she's probably going to want her website. bought I'm going to buy this domain.

about wait a minute here I've got the perfect your perfect website. Whoa whoa whoa whoa who are you talking to? Yeah Rebecca. Okay. Let's see if it's available. I thought my secret was safe. It's it's it's available and you can get it for a penny and if you don't buy it you don't have a hair on your ass. Are you ready? Wait hold on. What happened? Yeah. Great Norks.com.

Let me hear it.

Speaker 3 (01:43:27.052)
Hold on. Let's walk through the qualifier there. If you don't buy it, you don't have a hair on your ass. Great. you do buy it, you do have a hair on your ass. Great Norx, greatnorx.com. Great Norx. Seriously, what do you want? Average Norx? No. Look, greatnorx.com is, okay, wait a second.

thought it was going to be something beef.

Speaker 3 (01:43:55.502)
Okay, I'm one computer over here, which shows that they scam you because I'm on this computer that I look oh my gosh, I know what you're going to say. It cost a penny on one and then the algorithm goes, oh, someone's interested. Now it's $10. Now it's five bucks. Oh yes, I know, I've done this. So Rebecca, go to GoDaddy and look up, see how much they would charge you for greatnorcs.com. Yes, and then I'll do it. Yes, let's find out how much we can get our norcs up to because they are greatnorcs.

What is it with the KRC?

with a K great norks.com and see how much it tells you it is in in Scandinavia. Okay, so am I gonna go to go daddy and try it there?

The 0.0

All right, don't go charging you a penny. You're doing Norway stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:44:47.094)
No, it's in euros.

How much is that in? I'm not saying. It can't be that much of a difference, is it? Keith, are you looking? I'm looking. Brad's getting hosed, man. They want me to pay a penny. Bastards. Wait a second. Is it because it's from the same IP address? I don't know. should. But I've had this, Brad. I know exactly what you're talking about. We are like.

Oh, Maybe I'll get this for five cents or whatever, you know, right? then you go back or you open up another tab and then it says, just kidding. Yeah, 100 times more. Let's see if I do it over here on this computer. Okay, for whatever reason, this computer over here just is trying to bend me over. Wow, it has to do with that. I it's

don't have a computer because I would fall over and not get up again.

Well, if you didn't flash the great norks everywhere, it wouldn't have a problem with it. Okay, hold on a second. Hey, I got a question for you, Rebecca. See what she just did? Hold on. she just did it. Where'd she go? I don't know, but I've got to go to the people department and lodge a complaint. I can't take all this norkage. Hey, hey, Rebecca, here in America, I don't have one within reach, but we have yardsticks, you know. three feet. I don't know how many.

Speaker 1 (01:45:49.812)
I'm my great norks every week.

Speaker 3 (01:46:11.968)
I don't know how many meters or whatever the hell meter stick. Yeah, do you have like a yardstick type thing?

We have like a measurement thing that does centimeters and meters, yeah.

But how long? That's about six inches.

That's right, right?

I don't remember how long it is. Do want me to go get it?

Speaker 3 (01:46:37.39)
specific before we go get anything. yeah, I'd like to see your meter stick. It's that easy. Can I put in a request for something? I'm I'm asking nicely. Okay, I'm gonna I wanna yeah, I wanna see. Hey, I'm gonna go get the meter stick. I'll be right back. Hey, grab the Norks while you're at it.

I go

Speaker 3 (01:46:59.478)
I think they're kept in the same room. I want to show you something here. Are you going to show me your meter stick again? Yes, because listen, they stopped making meter sticks, yardsticks. I've got a meter stick right over here. Well, hold on with your meter stick. Hang on. Let me find. I'm trying to find. I've got one. My meter stick. Here it is. Look at this. So I've got a yardstick. you know how, because you do a lot of building and construction and stuff.

you're supposed to flip it over and where it is 36 inches, it should be zero on the other side, right? Right, Brad? I'm trying to understand what you just said to me. Okay, look at this. They don't make yardsticks the way they used to. All right. So that see how that one ends at 35, 36. Okay. So when I flip it over, it should be zero. It's not. It's back to 35, 36. So if I am trying to measure

like flip it over and just like over on it. So, okay. I have to I have to take it and then whatever the hell you understand. How about you know what? Why don't you just wake up and smell the 21st century and get a damn tape measure. Why don't you make yardsticks the way they're supposed to? Bastards. Kept me off. Hold on. She's grabbing the stick. Hang on a second.

No, it's already here. Like it's just, it's just very long. Our sticks over here in Europe are much longer.

That's not a meter stick. That's a foldable I won't hear that about your meter sticks over there being longer than American ones. It's just a myth.

Speaker 1 (01:48:34.37)
This is a meter. I can't really like, this is.

You know?

have to fold it up. how gay. Look at that. It's all like, right.

It's some meter, 60 centimeters.

Hold on. There's a meter stick in this photograph because I can't see it. Hold on. on. How how many inches is that? Go ahead. Try to think of the question because you can't think of it either, How how many inches is 60 centimeters? many inches is 60 centimeters? So, are you saying that that 60 centimeters? shut up. Thank you, Claw. You can't do this with nothing but a luffkin. Exactly. So, 60 centimeters is 23 inches. So, basically, you're holding two feet long.

Speaker 1 (01:49:02.062)
thought it was gonna be...

Speaker 3 (01:49:18.922)
It's point

It's actually a hundred centimeters.

Oh dear god, you're changing everything on me. So you're holding 39 inches there. Brad, turn off your microphone. That's 39 inches. It's basically like a yardstick here. So some simple math is 39 inches for our 36 inch yardstick. I'm looking around like I've got it. I haven't had it all day. But I just thought of something. And something just occurred to me when I played this video.

Thank you, Wisconsin Jackhole. This is why I'm here. Thank you. You don't get this sort of entertainment just anywhere. Hold on, everyone listen to this. Do you guys remember? I'm not going to try to find the picture, but there was like a baby falcon hockey thingy in my yard that Zeely and I saw one day and it was having trouble flying. It flew into a fence. Anyway, it was an awkward looking bird, but it screeched.

And it just occurred to me when I shot this video and posted this back on August 14, that little baby bird, that little, it was kind of like a teenager at this point. And it was still hanging around the few houses around here. And you can hear it. Listen. You hear that thing? No. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I don't hear shit. What are you guys talking about? OK, your hearing is gone is what's happened. But.

Speaker 1 (01:50:37.944)
Yeah, I heard it.

Speaker 3 (01:50:45.096)
I've just realized that I've been back here for a week and I haven't heard the birdie in the yard. He must have grown up and flown off and started a family there. someone ate him. Or someone ate him maybe. But Brad, I'm to play it again. And I'm listening. And I mean this sincerely. I'm not being a smart ass. Maybe get your hearing check because maybe you're not hearing frequencies here.

You heard it?

I heard a

Yeah, he goes, beep, beep. Do it again. I'm serious. Listen, listen. I'm pointing when it starts.

Speaker 3 (01:51:19.83)
and then his buddy chirps behind. You heard both of them, right, Rebecca? So yeah, I forgot. They did the little back and forth action. Here we go.

Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:51:31.374)
Alright, you heard them both. You're dicking with me. hear nothing. hear zero. If you're not hearing that and I'm talking to everyone now, please go to the ear doctor and see what frequencies you're not hearing. were like, yeah, we buried this elaborate plot. did leave the room for a couple of minutes. I'm not saying. Here's what happened. Here's what happened when you stepped away. I said,

Are you not hearing that breath?

Speaker 1 (01:51:44.204)
Yep.

Speaker 3 (01:52:00.898)
Rebecca, about an hour from now, I'm just gonna randomly play. It's gonna look like I'm talking about a yardstick, but really I'm setting Brad up to make sure he thinks he's deaf. Just wait, it's gonna be like a bird. Just say, yeah, you hear the bird. You think you're the first person to punk somebody? No, all you gotta do is say, all right, when he comes back, just roll with it. Whatever I say, roll with it. Yeah. That's it. And that's what she's doing. She's your little accomplice. You bring in little Miss Norx there.

You set it up, she hits it and then you try, hey, let's get him. I would have never used the word little to describe her. a little miss North department. What's that? legendary Norks.com legendary Norks.com. want to show you. I wasn't calling you fat. Nice try. Nice. Don't you dare. Don't you dare try to make it sound like I was calling you fat.

called fat and then

Speaker 1 (01:52:56.652)
being kicked from the inside.

Is your baby kicking you? Yes. Yeah, she doesn't like her mom lying about her. Wow. stuff. Dang it. I'm looking for this prank. You mentioned a prank and I've got this hilarious video. that's over here too. Hang on. Five bucks. This computer's five dollars more expensive than this one. Oh, Here we go. Watch this prank and you tell me if this is, if this is again, nothing's real, right? Or is this real? Okay. So this guy sneaks up, the black guy sneaks up on the white guy and he puts a bucket on his head.

And then hilarity ensues. look. what happened? somebody put buckets on our heads. What the hell? What happened? I'll help you. I'm going to find out who did That is not real. I know it's not real. There's no way. Come on, people. Act better. Because the white guy, if he thought it was real, he would have stormed down the aisle, not looked around like, huh? What now?

What do I do now? Gorg, no white bucket on head. No. I don't know. But.

do not have been checking or something.

Speaker 3 (01:54:07.758)
look at this. It's so stupid. They're both overacting. Look, I'm I'm a little bothered by the fact that black dude shorts are about to fall. I was about to say bonus. We get his butt cracker. This is look at it. Okay, look now here's bonus material. It's called my **** Look at there, Yeah, you liked it. Shut up. Legendary **** yeah. So, is Legendary Norks.com Legendary Norks.com is available but it's also $5.

I did not mean to say that.

Speaker 3 (01:54:37.87)
I think you should get both of them. think you get both of them.

I should just put a picture up like this and then.

my gosh. Yeah.

You know like yes legendary north you go to click the photo and then yeah

Yes. And then, Legendary ass.com however is not available. It uh it is taken and they might be able to help you get it for $99.99. Somebody that means somebody has that. Legendary, legendary,

Speaker 1 (01:55:17.966)
The name of those Biden brothers Castlestein or whatever their name boys. They have that one because they like to buy porn sites in Southland.

What? Legendary ass does not have to be a porn site. It could be, you know what? Save the burros. Hold on. Let's play a trick on Brad, Rebecca. Just roll with this, okay? Just go with whatever I say. Do you hear those birds, Rebecca? No birds.

Do

There they are

can't wait for him to play this later for Pat. And you're gonna go back and listen to this. And she's gonna be like, yeah, I heard him, of course. Hold on, hold on, I wanna hear if- Okay, Em says, I'm not hearing it either, thank you. I don't care what Em says. Sylvia says she heard it. Sylvia heard it. Sorry, I didn't mean to gender you, Sylvia. You could be on, hold on, hold Let me see if it happens more than the first two times. Let's just be quiet and listen.

Speaker 3 (01:56:28.834)
Really? I got nothing. Just me sighing at the end. It's empty. Quiet. Kara hears it. huh. full of crap. Yeah. Now we're messing with his head and I effing love it. Okay. Don't forget, we try to remind you of the COVID insanity era that we lived through five years ago. These sons of bitches got away with it then and they're going to try it again. Well, not with all of us, but with society writ large, they did.

And just remember it was a sigh-off from the beginning. Oh, we're getting ready for press conference. Uh-oh, cameras are about to go live. You know what to do. I need a mask. Give me a mask. me a mask. Here, put your mask on. When was this? It during COVID. Oh. I try to remind us every week of the bullshit. We don't fall for it again.

Okay, we're ready. All right, everybody get their little props on. you. Yeah, there we go. Okay, because everyone F-ing showed up. They sound French. What do the Norwegians think of the Frenchy French?

mean we used to go there to try to take pairs and raid them and stuff.

Well, everybody got their turn with Paris, am I right? Huh? No. What? They did. wait. crap. No, that wasn't a throwback to earlier in the show with the picture of kissing the pregnant woman. It could have been. Could have applied to that. Could have applied to the city. Could have applied to any number of things. It relates to the word Paris, but not where I was intending to go. Maybe I should just play another video now. Wait a second. Look at this guy. Huh? Look at this guy. This is me. This is me trying to trick.

Speaker 3 (01:58:15.694)
Say the goal is to act like you're Thor from Marvel Comics. god, And then you're going to grab the hammer right out the air. ow. Holy shit. He posted that on the internet after the fact. Ouch. Boo. What? I don't know, man. Is he trying to catch it with his face? Yeah, I don't know. Was that the plan from the beginning? Stick your hand out. Stick your hand out. no.

called it with my f-

He's bent over and like, is it coming for me?

I can't read don't know what is it. Oh, that I'm not kidding you. That is something that I would do 100 % and then my ass would roll into work.

And this is why women live longer than men.

Speaker 3 (01:59:02.838)
It just is that the reason is that the reason

That is the reason.

I love Darwin, Wisconsin Jack hole says. Were you pointing to something on your screen? Do I need to put a screen up or something?

Commons I only get like half a third of the Commons

can see them. I can hear it. It's a high pitched bard. I did not hear it. I know I can I hear some high frequency now. Uh I didn't hear it and got earbuds in conspiracy theory should now be referred to as spoiler alerts. I love Darwin. Guy now says I am not smart man. I'm not a smart man. I'm not a smart man. Amen. don't know what she was. Oh, man. Men, men, living

Speaker 1 (01:59:49.452)
I saw this funny meme the other day with Janae in the back of the car looking back at Forest and it says, see, probably years, Forest, when I have AIDS and three kids.

See you in a couple

Speaker 3 (02:00:03.588)
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You waited until I got it. And a mouthful of water.

Sorry, but I thought it was so fu-

That's very funny. That's very funny. So yeah, see ya. See ya, Forest. You might wanna go get tested now. No? No, no, because that came, she got it later. got it after, spoiler alert, she got the AIDS after she was with Forest making the baby. But I mean like,

You got it later.

Speaker 1 (02:00:39.434)
Is that women today?

not saying a word. don't know. You can handle this one all on your own. Hey, what's going on with Germany and the seven politicians from the same political party who died within 13 days of each other? What the hell is happening? Epstein. I mean. Epstein's list.

It's just not possible for and then and then they say, you know, party members from other parties die as well. It's like, well, that didn't impact the the ballot at all.

That's that that is bad stuff. can I just say and i'm not kidding when I say this Where are the protests? for stuffed animal bunny rabbits Because the state of florida is putting them in these cages So that they can trap these burmese pythons Yeah, those aren't those aren't real right right and so they they're tricking they're tricking the python

and to show it up in these little cages so they can trap them when they show up because they get the bunnies all rigged up and whatnot but uh wait a minute how many candidates did you say died seven and 13 according to euro news or is it six social media rife with conspiracy theories after 16 candidates died

Speaker 1 (02:02:11.79)
have seen 16 as well. I'm not sure that's correct. I know seven there. It was six then another one died I went in and I checked out the the death Causes and it's all from like heart attack and different things and they're all like 60 plus 55 60 plus and it could be natural but it's just Statistically wrong and I'm not buying it

It does seem a bit sus. that is that website? Legendary Norks.com? getting that? It is this. Yes, this is a great Norks. Great. great. 16.

What the hell?

But the seven is from alternative from Deutschland. I don't know which ones the others are.

Yeah, these are right wing. police looking into the initial four deaths which were announced on September 1st told the German press agency that there was no evidence of any third party involvement. huh. speculation on social media, blah, blah. 16, no evidence of foul play. huh. huh. Never is. Right. Never is. Make sure you wear your mask.

Speaker 1 (02:03:25.266)
I'm not buying this it's too Convenient first of all they did ban the alternative for deutschland candidate for mayor in one of the regions or municipalities or something something loop loop I can't remember their name but the opposition said you cannot Be a candidate in this election and then they shut them

out.

Not the people, not the voters. The opposition. It's like Biden telling Trump, you cannot be in this election. I know, but in Germany they made it happen.

Well, he tried.

Speaker 3 (02:04:07.438)
there are several social 16 daily nail says 16. Oh, wow.

From all from the same party?

the seven where I know I don't know about this other six nine.

Seven is from AFD.

It says here this is the the Daily Mail's headline is 16 before they were doing I Love how I love how in the headline, okay. Hold on. Let's just let's just Can you zoom into that we need to analyze this headline? This is how the media works. All right, so it is a mystery we can agree as 16 German politicians die. How big you want it? We're still we're still doing the facts, right?

Speaker 3 (02:04:51.35)
before they were due to stand in state elections, right? Okay. Sparking wild conspiracy theories. Now, why would you take facts and then at the very end you're like, well, but it's a wild conspiracy theory. What's the conspiracy theory? Your own effing headline just said there's a mystery happening because 16.

What?

Speaker 3 (02:05:13.57)
politicians just died from the same party. And by the way, score big all season with Dallas Cowboys over the win. Thank you. Can I just say Rebecca, over there in Norway and Scandinavia and Northern Europe, you guys ever watching the NFL or college football? No. you're not getting a game. You're not getting an international game then. We're going to keep those in London and Germany. Yeah. By the way, the Falcons play in Germany this year. And I want to go.

We don't we don't.

Speaker 3 (02:05:45.614)
16 politicians. How is that a conspiracy? Of the 16 who passed away, seven were involved with the AFD while one person each from the SPD, the Social and Democratic Alternative SDA, the FDP, the Greens, the Animal Welfare Party, the Independent Voters Association, the Free Voters, the Referendum Party, and a group and a voter group also died. Hang on a second.

I don't know anything about those parties. don't either. Are all of them, and I don't expect you to know this right now, I'm sure as I'm not going to do research. But okay, hold on, this is good, this is good. Hang on, hang on. SPD, Social Democrat. I'm just trying to figure out if you're looking at the political spectrum of German politics, are they all on one side or the other? No,

So this is the thing. So let's let's wind up here a little bit because there was six candidates for alternative for Deutschland that died and then a seven.

Where's that on the political spectrum, left or right?

That is, uh, would say the right. Nazi, but that's not.

Speaker 3 (02:06:50.232)
Daddy?

Okay, no, that's right. Yes, I know the AFD.

Right, so they're to the right. So six candidates die and The alternative for Deutschland is like hey, what's going on something fishy is going on here. It's statistically Impossible for six people candidates from the same party now seven to die like this within this period of time in front of an election and then they said well people from other party died died as well and they're like, okay, let's see it then

And then, no, now all of a sudden, the Daily Mail and all these shit newspapers now all of a sudden say, 16 people died before an election. Now they're trying to hide these.

they want to kill some other people.

Speaker 3 (02:07:39.978)
massive numbers

people that actually affects the ballot. None of the other candidates has affected the

So they're trying to dilute this by saying everybody dies

Mercy.

That's a good point. That's a very good point.

Speaker 1 (02:07:58.668)
Because they would not write about this if it was, you know.

Yeah, okay. Well, awesome. Well, Germany, mean, you always do good with your elections, so good luck. Okay. Mark Volman died too. Who's that? Mark Volman. What? You don't know Mark Volman? Mark Volman. Where am I? He was a founding member of the Turtles.

Speaker 3 (02:08:24.268)
happy together. Yeah, I think who did the the the big rubber ball? The sun is bouncing like a big rubber ball or something. They did that. I know that's what I'm asking. Who did the rubber ball song? I like that. The big rubber ball. I don't know. It's bouncing like a big rubber ball. Who is that? Who is it? Come on. Who's going to read rubber ball is a pop song written by Bruce Woodley of the Seekers and Paul Simon.

the I don't know about any red rubber ball. Do I the circle is the name of the band I'm thinking about. Oh yeah. Red rubber ball the circle. C Y R K L E. Yeah. Well, that's fun. Um okay. Last question before we leave here. Brian Epstein was the manager.

know Kara. Kara, did I say that out loud or was I just thinking it? I knew Kara would know that. She knows that era of music. That's awesome. She misspelled it though. Yeah, but she spelled it wrong. Yeah. What does she know? What does Kara know? Kara. Yeah. Okay. Before we go, are we thinking about this AI Atlas Niner 3i Atlas thing? It's going to kill us. It's going to kill us? All right. I'll put you down for, it's going to kill It's a ship. It's a ship. It's coming at us. What? Don't at me, bro.

You got the you got the meteor spaceship. I'm to save that for next week. I'm going to say that for next week.

today Keith.

Speaker 1 (02:09:52.14)
I have my book right here.

Okay, so can you, is it possible that you bring that book next week? Yeah. Don't forget the Norks. And your Norks. Bring those as

forks are not going anywhere.

It's gonna waddle on down the hall. I'm gonna hang up now. Okay, so talk about books next week. Books and nooks. we have anything else? forks. Forks and norks. So hold on. You guys not talking about the 3i Atlas or only in America do we care about the 3i? That's a meteor. It's not a meteor. It's a ship. Okay, it's a ship. It's headed for us from outer space and it's gonna hit us and what is it? I'm so confused, Brad. Please help me out. October to

I know what that is. What is that?

Speaker 1 (02:10:35.95)
we all gonna die.

doing Absolutely. But I mean, we don't know if that's going to kill us but we are. it's like late November to early December. So, we don't have to worry about shopping for Christmas yet because we're going to

I'm gonna have the pain of giving birth and then I'm gonna die

Then you're going to die. exactly. It'll be worth it though. Scientists now, this is just a scientist capture interstellar invader comet growing a tail. So it's now growing a tail. Nice. Nice. Just saying. luck. Gemini. Okay. Good times. Good luck. Gemini what? I don't know what you and Jim were doing. I no idea. Wait, what is happening?

Okay, so I think y'all don't forget to follow uh at uh, I'm feeling good. She just tickled herself. What'd do? No? What are you high? What's happening? can't take drugs. shouldn't be doing drugs when you're yeah when you got a baby growing in you you probably shouldn't what's wrong with you? Shouldn't get high. She's gonna start ripping off pieces of clothing. This is gonna get ugly. We take her off the screen now. Okay, so I tell you what. Yeah, let me do that. I will uh

Speaker 1 (02:11:25.186)
think this is...

Speaker 3 (02:11:47.138)
pregnant women are so much fun when they're in a different country. I'll just monitor for safety in this other screen and I'll see if anything bad happens and then call the authorities. Okay, so follow Rebecca at our Mr Reagan and then are you doing any more? Are you doing any more? Don't get on a plane.

On a plane! No, no, no, no.

She's gonna be stuck in Norway for at least the next couple of months and then, you know, she'll have a baby and then it'll be... Your life is over. That's what I'm saying. And then, Brad... No, I'm just kidding. So, Brad, you're... What'd you say? Yeah, yeah. She's gonna start crying and then she's gonna fuck you out. And then she's gonna laugh some more. It's called the hormones. works.

You're so kind to me.

Speaker 1 (02:12:35.278)
Because of the legendary-

Wait, are you just now? Wait, what am I missing? Are you just now? You know we've talked about the Norks all day. She's just now getting, she's catching on to the Norks. Hold on. There's been a topic like all day. my god. Okay, so at RealBradStags, the DailyMojo.com, the next time you're on the air, you're gonna do a...

live stream tomorrow morning at 10 AM. Tomorrow morning 10 AM. Me and Jeffy. Yeah. Very good. All right. You got Rebecca. Keep a paper bag with you next time for the hyperventilation that obviously is a part of your hashtag. Protecting Orcs. Okay. I'm going to hang up now. I will be back on Thursday at 3 PM Eastern. We're going to talk about 9 11 will be the anniversary of 9 11. So much to discuss about

Yeah, I'm trying.

Speaker 3 (02:13:30.2)
about that day and then y'all will both be back a week from today, right? We're gonna do the Friday live stream. Wow, all of us again?

my god, how is this gonna end?

We all die see this is what's so great she doesn't realize this but I just I just pointed out that she is stuck right there She has no excuses to not be here every Wednesday, but to our every Friday between now and when she gives birth You just you just admitted you're not gonna be traveling anymore. Why do you give birth? Why don't you not do birth do birth? It's like having sex. Why don't you do sex? You don't have say you do sex

And then you have sex, you give birth. Why don't you do sex? I just think you should just call it sex. I'm going off of the legendary. Hang on, hang on, on, hang on. Dikembe Mutombo, when he went to University of Georgetown, and he was so excited, he got to the middle of a dance floor at a club there near the campus. And he just got out there and he said, who wants to sex Mutombo?

right now I'm just

Speaker 1 (02:14:33.203)
I call it what goes in must come out.