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that making a little small picture. Hi, happy Friday. It's Friday live stream time. Can't wait to bring my friends Brad and Rebecca in here to join me. I've had a uh had a bad hair week. You know, I think I think uh at Keeps I think it really works. I wish Keeps would pay me to tell you that, but no. Uh just letting you know. Uh there's a lot going on there. And now now I'm afraid to get a haircut because it may never come back. Uh yesterday on the Thursday deep dive. Um Colonel Towner joined me. That' be

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the third time that she's been on the program. And uh if you missed it, it's uh it's pinned to the top in the library there. It's available in all formats at the micshow.com. Uh it was an interesting conversation and we'll have to do a part two on Operation Papcon. Uh and ironically, uh same thing as Operation Arctic Frost that was in the news earlier this week when Chuck Grassley mentioned that at the Cash Patel hearing. So go and check that out, but not yet because right now

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we're doing the Friday live. So just stay right here, please. Um okay, it's uh what are we nine days now from the Charlie Kirk assassination. It's uh it's been a heavy time and please continue to pray for his lovely wife Erica and their two beautiful children. because after Sunday's um funeral and memorial service, they still have to go on. And uh please don't stop thinking about them. Um and that's at 2 p.m. Eastern uh on Sunday over there at the Phoenix Cardinal Station in uh stadium in

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Arizona. Um so lot of lot of lot of big names going to be there paying tribute to Charlie. Um, okay. Before we go any further, as always, I want to thank Hero Wes for all that he does to get all of the links and the thumbnails and all the fun stuff over at at the mic show.com. I keep him busy. And then, of course, there's always Gabby that runs the At the mic show Instagram page. She too stays busy and they do it for the love of the game and I'm grateful for them. Great people. I'm thinking I might uh I might put a

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hat on. Brad, what do you think? Is it about time? If I were you, I mean, I would think about it, but then again, you have hair. So, >> that's the thing. That's the thing. It's almost like I want to show off. Look, everybody, I got enough hair to like have a cow lick now. >> It's really not funny, and I don't appreciate you um you know, saying it with a you know, a little guinea in your voice. I don't >> Yeah. >> And then you and then you got the Viking

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down there who's looking at me pathetically like you poor old man. You >> Wow. >> Wow. Hi, Rebecca. How are you? >> Hi. I'm good. I'm just thinking you still have hair on your head. Sort of. It's your face. >> That's true. That does qualify as my head. As Billy Joel once said, it's not about having more hair. It's about getting more head, >> right? >> He said that on stage. I'm just quoting Billy Joel. >> Hey, you know, so uh

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>> started strong with Keith face today. >> Yeah. See, keep the expectations somewhere in through here and we're good. Be sure to check out uh all the stuff Brad does. The daily mojo.comrealbrad stags. Definitely worth a follow. I mean, maybe not definitely worth, but I wouldn't go that far. Consider it. Yeah. At least put it on your radar of maybe things you might want to do or not. >> And on your X feed, you do a thing Saturday mornings at 10 a.m. Eastern. Is that right with Jeffy?

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>> Yes. >> Stay busy. You stay busy, too. >> Yeah. What? Well, what's she drinking? >> What are you drinking? >> I'm having coffee, actually. >> We're looking out for that baby, so careful. All right. Just careful. All right. >> How how the Norcs doing? >> So, okay. >> The Norcs are >> Oh, I should probably take that banner off. Every Everyone's screaming right now. Take the banner off. I want to see the Norcs. >> And look at that. I tried and it didn't

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help a thing, y'all. >> They start up here and then they go all the way down to my tummy. >> We know anatomy. Thank you. All right. So, um Mr. uh you you make videos and stuff like Hold on. Let me Brad. I forgot Brad's in the room. I can't just say you make videos. Uh you you uh hell, you tell us what you do over there at R Mr. Reagan on X. >> So I give you little treats. I mean there's uh videos. There's uh >> this isn't getting any better. >> It's not helping at all. I could have

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done that >> article. >> She gives you little treats over there at uh >> I I I'm kind of disappointed because when I do write when I take the time to write, people on X don't really read is my impression. TLDDR. >> That's the truth. That is >> I mean, so I have to do it in video form, which is kind of annoying because there's something beautiful about the written word. >> I love that. I love it when a beautiful woman goes, I just I hate making videos

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for people, you know? I'd rather type my words and be love for my brains instead of my beauty. >> That's what happens when you have banging, you know, like you don't need >> Okay. All right. All right. Please welcome to the stage the Banging Norks. >> That's a good >> idea. That's a killer band name. >> I have just the uh glasses for uh the Banging Norcs for like the lead singer and they're right here. Uh >> I got my 1970s glasses here. Uh we went

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to a 70s themed party uh when I was away up in Nebraska and um uh and I'm I'm going to hang on to these. I just got them out of the truck today. And uh >> Why are those 70s though? >> I don't know. Cuz don't they look 70s? I was I was wearing bell bottoms and an open shirt with fake chest hair and gold chain. >> I would pay to see that, Keith. I would >> I posted a picture, but I couldn't angle it down to get like the bell bottom part, but uh I I have them and they're

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very This is the thing. They're so comfortable. I'm going to have to start wearing them. >> They're bright yellow. They're bright yellow. >> I have my mom's calves. Well, technically, no, she has her calves and she's dead. But I have my calves and they're like my mom's, but because they're And even when I was super skinny, I could not wear skinny jeans because my calves wouldn't fit in the jeans. >> And you know what they say about healthy

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calves? >> That sounds fun. >> I don't know. What do they say, Brad? >> I kind of want to see your calves now. Can I stop the live stream and drive to your house right now? Because I'm I'm mildly curious. >> For a price, >> your calves. Uh, okay. So, check this out. uh somebody that could pay whatever price that you have. Uh I posted this yesterday on X and oh my goodness am I am I bitter. Um an anonymous person who made a $7,800 investment in Bitcoin in

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2011 has just touched their wallet for the first time in 14 years. He's now worth I don't know how they know it's a he, but whatever. $1.1 billion. Quite the return on investment. >> Is that But is that real person or is that just >> You know what? This is the Friday live stream. We don't fact person. You're right. It's a real person. >> It's probably this guy. This guy's trying to brag without saying, "I'm a billionaire. Come and find me." So, it's

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probably the curious >> 7800 bucks. >> Well, it could be Stew. >> You know what? It's so funny you said that. I almost said this to him. I almost tagged him in this. I almost said this you. I don't know how much he bought, but he got in early. >> It is. Uh, let's see. And right now, um, it's 158 558. >> It's always best to be top on the top of the pyramid scam. I'm just going to say it. >> Oh, throwing shade at our Bitcoin investments.

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>> Did you just say it's always best to be on top? >> You know what? Yes, I did. >> I'm glad she kept going. And so most people, Brad, could let that sentence play out, but Brad has to rewind and revisit it for us. Thank you. >> That's what I'm here for. >> That's what he's here for. Hey, you know what we haven't done in a long time is >> I know. That's why I brought it up. Oh, you're not talking about No, I'm sorry. >> You know I haven't done a long time is

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these uh not so rapid fire questions. Uh did did you two get a chance to open your emails this week or or is that wishful thinking on my part? And hold on. Time out. What's going on behind you? What are we doing today? >> He's not in Sweden for sure. You're not in Sweden because it' be a >> Do they not have daisies in Sweden? >> No, they have women in beekeeper outfits. I think that's what she's referring to. >> No, no, the women don't wear tops.

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>> Yeah, they wear beekeeper outfits. >> No, they bear. >> I simply asked what? Wait, what? What? >> All right. Interesting. >> Which reminds me of the joke don't wear bikini tops. just like you you let your norcs out freely in the summer. >> #free the nipple. I am a big supporter of that. Um I asked Grock because I just thought after the week that we've had it would be nice. I I said just give me a nice field of daisies and sunflowers and throw a couple of babes and bikinis in

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there. And that's what Grock did. Except >> wait the blond's got a a big chin going on there, right? Or is that a daisy like right under her chin? >> She could peck trees with that chin, >> right? Okay. So, it's not just me. Are you sure it's not a sunflower or it's a So, Grock's into chin. >> Oh my god. >> Grock is pro chin. Are you a chin person or a nose person? >> Do I have to choose >> or forehead? I don't know. Like, >> I'm a nc guy. What kind?

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>> I'm an I'm an ear guy myself. >> Okay. All right. Interesting. Okay. So, um, >> I'll find the original of it because you really Oh, shoot. I can't. >> Yes. To answer your question, Keith, I did look at the email. >> Oh, thank you. Okay. Uh, so Rebecca, uh, do you use a straw when you're eating at a restaurant? >> Um, in the US, yes. In Norway, no. >> What do you Wait. Huh? >> We We're not given straws in Norway. We drink like adult people.

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>> What if you ask for them? Will they give them to you? >> Um, if they have them. >> What kind of country are you running over there? that that's what we we pulled ourselves back from the brink because we were rapidly approaching that. >> Okay. >> But yeah, I do like to to drink from a straw. I do actually. >> Yeah. Oh, I skipped one. I have to go back in a second here. Um Okay. Uh Brad, drink from a straw when you go to a restaurant. >> I want uh uh it depends. Um and I I was

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going to Oh, there we go. >> Um sometimes Oh, they're not Are they still sold out? Sorry. I was looking over at Erica Kirk's uh uh website uh Proclaim and she sells glass straws, engraved glass straws, and I but they're all sold out. But anyway, do I use uh straws when eating? >> Yeah, there it is. By the way, uh >> Oh, my bad. >> That's okay. Uh >> how much they cost? You got to wash them and stuff. >> 16 for a two. But here's the thing. you

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cuz do you feel bad about using plastic straws? >> Not not in the least. >> Even with all those turtles just getting them rammed right up. >> Turtles are stupid and honestly it's just look thinning of the herd for them. I can't stand. >> You know what? I don't I don't feel bad about using plastic straws. I'm not the one throwing them in the ocean either. I think you stop burning the trash like normal people would and stop >> being >> dicks.

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>> Yes. >> Wait, hold on. Hold on. This is a first on the program. I think Rebecca just self-censored herself. What is happening? >> Yeah. >> Wait there. Okay. >> Mother and her coming out >> of all of all the places to do that. You you pulled the handbrake on the straw conversation. Interesting. >> I mean I you know what? I went to a seminar yesterday. So, um >> Oh, no. She's trying to be a better person. Oh, no. Let's let her be good. Let's let her be good. Seminar.

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>> It's nothing like that. It's nothing like that. So, there is a Norwegian parasychological uh society that I sometimes go to seminars. >> Oh, parasychology. >> Yeah. >> Okay. So, like ghost hunting. >> Yeah. So, there was a guy that held a a talk there and he was talking about climate change. what a scam it is. >> Oh, hey. Okay. All right. All right. I'm on board. >> It wasn't really like the normal topic that we would talk about, but it was

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like the the mental or spiritual life versus the the actual like physical life and trash and stuff like that. Um, >> all right. I Yeah, whatever. That was a good use of your time, huh? Sounds great. >> I mean, it was all right. I actually do enjoy going there. It's me and like all the people that are close to death because they wonder what happens after life. >> Oh, that's me at my city council meetings. Okay. Yeah, exactly. Just this is fun and they have tea and cookies. Um

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>> Oh, you go for the tea and cookies. >> All right, the truth is out. >> But um yeah, the whole like using too much stuff. I mean, I don't think plastic straws is our biggest problem. I think we could start somewhere else. So, so the reason I came up with that question for for today's chat is because my uh favorite diner um keep in mind the whole paper straw thing seems like it came and went until yesterday. They made they made an appearance my favorite diner and and quickly now

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I'm thinking not my favorite diner anymore. So, I got to talk to the manager. I don't know how this happened but I I tell you we still have paper straws in my country. We don't have plastic straws. >> Okay. >> They're not We don't have Trump. It wasn't reinstalled in our country. >> Mhm. >> So if you want to drink from a straw in Norway, everything's going to taste like cardboard. >> We didn't paper straws used to be the norm here like decades ago.

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>> That I don't I've never heard of. >> It seems to me because I remember that the because paper straws do have that distinctive taste like cardboard. >> What year were you born? >> Uh 1903. Damn. Okay. So, what do you think about the Calvin Kulage presidency? You know, >> he had a weak handshake. >> That's You take that back, sir. >> I >> I mean, this is There he is shaking the hand of a of a This is the greatest presidential photo ever where he's on

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the back of a train and he's shaking his kid's hand. That's an awesome hand. And don't you dare tell me that was a weak handshake. >> The North Remember just had a really funny comment. >> Okay, what's that? I can't see it. >> Gratty'sn't looking at the blonde in the photo, right? She's obvious she obviously doesn't have her teeth in. So with >> Oh no, >> that's entirely possible. >> I think I'll get to my next question

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now. >> Well, hold on. You never >> Hey, can I ask you like what if the if you don't want like if you want to have straws in your restaurant, why are you not ordering from Erica Kirk for instance and actually just washing them for every client? Like what's the problem? You have to ruin everybody's drink with a cardboard straw. No, that's my point is that I at one point I bought uh metal straws and uh I don't >> it was and and then no one told me that you do have to on occasion run that run

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the brush through them and then when it got hard to suck through that thing and I was like what is going on? And I finally ran the br and this blackness came out and it was like >> and you were like no wonder I've been sick for six months. >> Yes. And I was like, "Okay, never again." Well, oh, you're telling me I've been sucking through that thing for a while. And it was just I mean, it was some schnizz in there, which is why I'm thinking the glass straws would be

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better and that they're sold out. But and and it was just my little way. Do I think I think plastic is a problem in the world. I think we have a big problem with plastic overall. >> We have a big problem with microlastics. Yes, >> we do have a big problem with plastics, >> which if I can do one little thing and not use straws all the time. That's fine. But I hate paper. >> Tell me not to use a plastic straw while you're walking around wearing freaking plastic all over the place that we

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should shut that. Don't wear animal skin. Don't wear cotton. Don't wear this. Don't wear that. That's racist. That >> don't wear underpants. >> Like, >> [ __ ] off. Seriously, if you're going to wear plastic and put it inside the washing machine and just let it slit out into our drinking water, you might as well give me a >> straw plastic one, please. Thank you. >> What were we talking about? I don't even remember. >> No, no, no. I'm I'm I'm lost at the

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Don't wear underpants. >> I know, right? >> Okay, so uh >> wait a minute. Hold on. Uh boxers or briefs? Rebecca? >> Neither. >> That's what I was looking for. All right, moving on. >> Aren't we though? I feel like we never do. Um, okay. Uh, do you write out lists uh to accomplish for your day there, Brad? And by the way, Dair Bear, thank you. This is good stuff, man. I actually like this. >> What is it? >> It's a Johnny Walker Black Label that

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I've never had until >> Oh, I've got to go get something here in just a second that you're gonna, I think, like. Um, >> you think I'm gonna like it? >> Yeah, I think so. Well, you might. You might. >> I can't drink it through the internet without a plastic straw. >> Maybe. Um, do I write some? I do write if once when I start getting overwhelmed. Yes, I start writing a list. When I start forgetting [ __ ] that's when I start making my lists. And

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if you put it on a list, it does get done. >> That's why I' that's why I've been uh making lists forever. Oh, you were reminding me because that's why I carry around Post-it notes, you know. Um, hang on a second. Shame on me. >> I always have my Post-it notes. >> Right. Right. Uh, so so I mean there's there's real Brad Stags because only the best graphics for this show is that right there. You do. You are amazing. >> And there's Wes. You know, you got that.

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He's the guy that runs the at the micshow.com. >> And Gabby is at Jeffy apologist. She's on X as well. Uh Rebecca, I've misplaced your uh your graphic here. What the hell? >> Good. Good thing it's on the screen. I'm going to go grab that thing. I'll be right back. And by that thing, I don't mean that thing. I'm going to grab this. >> Think of the clicks we'd get. >> I'll be right back. >> Uh okay. Oh, here it is. Way over here.

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What are you doing way over there? You got a twofer? I don't remember doing it. Look, it's such a long name. I am >> It's at r Mr. Reagan. Okay. So, um or is it Hold on now. I forgot. What is supposed to be? Because we I think didn't we change the pronunciation because of Ronald Reagan? >> Mr. Reagan. Yeah, >> it's Mr. Reagan for real. >> Mr. Egan. Like a man. >> Yeah. No, we're going back to Reagan. Sorry. Uh All right. Uh so, do you make lists?

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>> Yeah, I do. >> Yeah, me too. People do them for a week and sometimes I do them for a day. Depends on what I have if I have a lot. And now now it doesn't really matter what I do because I have pregnancy brain and I forget what I'm >> I was thinking 3 seconds ago. So >> So now you know what it's like to be Joe Biden. >> Yeah. Yes. Yes. I >> So are you taking the jacket off like you said you were going to do? >> Taking what off? >> Your jacket. Your your your shirt there.

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You didn't You said like a minute ago you were going to take it off. I did not say that. >> Yeah, you did. No, you did. Yeah, she did. I'm pretty sure she said that. >> I think that was the voice in your head. It was said she'd do it. You're not I I I'm flattered, Brad. I do know what it's like to be uh Joe Biden. Not only am I forgetful and I don't know what the hell I'm doing half the time, but I walk just as fast as him and I can't bend over. >> Well, where's the fun in that party? Uh,

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so that's what mid November you're due. Uh, for those that aren't aware, >> um, >> do you have a buddy that's going to be in the delivery room with you? >> What what what am I what's wrong? What what what did I miss? Got to check the uh >> Do do you have a buddy you're gonna that you like a birthing partner is going to be in there in the room telling you to push harder? >> Yeah. Doing the hooh who he? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Actually, I'm spending a lot of

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time reading about hypno birth now. >> What the hell is that? What is that? Come on. It's just a technique really to uh have a more pleasant birth. >> What does that mean? Like are you going to be like hypnotized >> else to birth the kid? >> Are you cluck clucking like a chicken while you're trying to push that kid out? >> No, it's more like affirmations and meditations. >> Oh gosh, that does not sound like you. No, that doesn't sound like you.

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>> Are you going to do it in the big tank of water so it just kind of slides down? I I wrote a birth letter so I have like access to bathtub and shower on my list. >> What is a birth letter? Is that like instructions of like what you want since you're obviously >> wishes for uh for Yeah. for the hospital. >> All right. >> You never know what's going to happen. Like you can't It's not It's out of my control. I don't know what's going to happen. I just hope that I have a

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natural >> birth that doesn't exceed 24 hours. >> That's That's my wish. >> Good luck. Good luck. Uh I'm gonna >> There's the thing. What the thing? Oh, what is that? >> It is um cinnamon girl. Cinnamon flavored whiskey. >> Cinnamon girl. Cinnamon. >> And the um and the the label on it says, "Thank you for being here. Please don't open the bottle." It's like, "Well, that's stupid. How are you ever going to drink it if you don't open the bottle?"

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>> That pisses me off. I'm pissed off. >> I know. Me, too. I got >> So, now you have this this like throwing them >> moral question like, "What do I do?" >> Right. Thank you. >> I want to honor the label, but damn it, I'm thirsty. >> I'm going to drink it. Put >> that on there. >> Uh, this was from the March of Dimes. Uh, they had their little um auction. >> Oh, that's their way to to say thank you, but to have their conscience clean

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that uh that that you aren't going to go get drunk and and run over a >> Well, I I think that go run over somebody else's kid. Uh, no. That you're going to uh that you can't drink it. You just can't open it at the auction, >> right? Oh, at the Okay, I got you. Thank you for being here at the auction. Thanks for being here at the auction. Don't open the bottle at the auction, you stupid. Because somebody, you know, and again, the whole reason any warning label exists is because at some point in

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time, >> somebody did it. Which means at some auction somebody, >> somebody got sloshed, man. >> Put a nipple on this thing. Look back there. >> And then I'll take one of those and one of them. And I love kids, but not like that. Okay. >> Not like Joe Biden does. >> Not like kids like that. >> Okay. So disgusting. >> Uh so Brad, ice cream cup or ice cream cone? >> Okay. It's not that not so rapid fire. Let's just pick one. >> Well,

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>> sweet Lord. >> I like if it's a waffle cone. Good. You know, I'll go with cone with that. >> You're gonna go with cone, Rebecca. >> I'm going to go cone. I'm gonna go with cup. >> Okay. I would have been with Brad. I would have said what? What? What' she say? What' you say? >> Cup. >> What was that thing at the end you did? >> The cup. >> Okay. So, um uh that's what we do here. We >> I'm going to pop this bottle open right

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now. >> We speak clear English. >> The the fireball flavored whiskey >> all the way in Norway. >> Hell yeah. >> So, okay. Uh, so Brad and I picked uh cone, but then the knights who say knee uh sent me a video and uh I'm changing my answer now. I'm on team Rebecca uh after having seen this video here. Um it is uh it's it's it's how we make uh ice cream cones. Okay, you ready? >> Oh god. >> Here we go. Sorry. Stand by. Here we go. >> Anticipation's killing me. Wait, what?

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Wow, that looks rude. >> That looks good, right? >> That just Someone's Someone's taking it from every angle, aren't they? >> Yeah. Wait for this, though. Wait for it. I mean, the cones. I mean, look at that. Oh, wait. What are we doing here? >> Wait. >> Hold on. Your feet. Where? What? Do you know? No. No. No. >> How many ice cream cones have I eaten in my life? Holy crap. No wonder they taste like >> Those are not the waffle ones, though, so you're safe.

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>> Oh, okay. Yeah. All right. >> Is it just me or those look like boobs? >> Okay. Wait, you're you're missing the point. >> I'm not missing the point. >> 198 lot of points right there. >> That's That's a Madonna. >> Good. And he's using his toes to help him out. >> I know what he's doing. >> No, >> I hate it so much. I'm never I'm getting bowls. I'm never getting >> I've never seen a cone like that. Look

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shaped like that. Policical. Let's just >> I am never >> I'm going to suck ice cream out of a cow's nipples from now on. And why aren't they nipples on a cow? Why are they teets? >> Because it's fun to say. >> It's also fun to say government teeth. We don't say that phrase enough. >> That's a good point. >> Yeah, we got Yeah. >> See what I did there? >> I do. I do. I do. Um now you got me thinking of like Madonna and those damn

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bras. >> What was it about the 50s? Remember the 50s? Well, I mean, I was there, but all the torpedo boobs. What? >> That's right. Yeah. Yeah, that's right. >> Like Yeah. Rebecca, what's the deal with >> What's the deal with with torpedo boobs in the 50s? >> I don't know. >> Well, you got Norcs. I figured you'd have the >> I like him round, though. Like, I don't like that pointy I'm gonna if you come near my boob, I'm I'll poke your eye out

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kind of thing. >> Okay. Maybe that's what it was for. By the way, >> Rebecca, for the record, I respect the hell out of you. I really do. I mean, you have got balls as big as coconuts, and I like that in a woman. >> And and on behalf of men everywhere, thanks for not sharpening your uh yours. >> Okay, so um all right, that video. >> Thanks for not suing Keith over this whole program. I mean, you could have him for everything. >> Me? Yeah, you facilitated uh I look I

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would be just quiet at home. >> You know what? You're risking another suspension. >> Sue me. I'm in a different country. >> You're risking another suspension, sir. Okay. >> Patch. >> That that Oh, no. A week off. Um so, uh uh that video right there reminded me of a of a COVID era video. Uh this one right here. Remember these guys? Huh? All right. Get your get your sterile masks ready. Huh? not have shoes in that country. Where is that? Bangladesh. >> Uh I I don't know. It says India, but

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who knows? >> Is Bangladesh India? >> No, >> they kind of look alike. I just I just want to remind everyone of the insane COVID era. Remember, don't you dare enter this store without a mask. Don't you dare go into the school without a mask on your face. I kept this damn video bookmarked on my phone for the longest time for people and nobody cared. Nobody cared. >> It's It's >> Look at the sanitary. Look at All right. That's the Let's get every generation

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involved here. All right. >> By the way, there's the uh uh I have the physical representation of Bangladesh to India right there. >> Hang on a second. I It just hit me. It just hit me. I've seen this video 50 million times. Uh fee this is February 22nd, 2020. Uh this is uh this is before things got all hysterical. But >> they knew that it was coming. >> I guess they did. H >> they did. I was in Los Angeles at that time and they in February and they already had the first Kobe case when I

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flew home. >> I remember. >> Wait, did you But you know before they put those masks and packages, they sanitized them. Oh, tell me how they do it, doctor. >> They They ran them through a sanitizer right after they >> did they just like just like barefoot ice cream cone guy. He held his clean foot on the side of that bag. >> Yes. >> Shalah. [Music] Shalah means very very clean. Very clean. >> Yeah, very clean. Sanitizer distance, >> right? >> That's why that's why CO smelled like

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feet. so often. >> I remember the time I had to wear a mask to go into a hospital and it smelled like feet. And there's why right there. >> There's only one occasion I was I would wear a mask during co >> Yeah. Um what the brothel? What? I mean, what are we doing? >> The wine monopoly. >> What? What monopoly? >> The wine monopoly. >> Okay. I don't know what that is, but that that seems more noble than the the time that I wore a mask to get into a

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hospital to be admitted there. Yours sounds much more reasonable. >> Monopoly. >> So in Norway, you can't go everywhere to buy liquor or wine. You have to go to the monopoly that sells wine and liquor. >> Oh, it's like Utah. >> It's like the state owns the monopoly to sell you. >> Have I ever told you about the time that I was stuck in Salt Lake City for five days? And when I say stuck, I didn't have transportation. Like I just had this radius around my hotel. And it's

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it's a bigger discussion for another time, but when you're the only non- Mormon on the trip, there's not a lot on your to-do list. But anyway, so um the point is the point is I needed a drink and so uh I went to a movie theater just uh just for that purpose. And um >> wait, they sold booze at the movie theater. >> Yeah. So at the movie theater I could get drinks, right? And so that's when I saw George Clooney's movie Up in the Air, which is an excellent movie. It is

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a good movie. You're right. >> Such a I mean the airport scene like like that's just so good. And I think that's when I fell in love with Anna Kendrick. But my point is >> I know >> uh it's so weird how you had to find these weird places in Salt Lake to have a beer and just >> I can never tell you about >> Look, that's how they want to govern themselves and go for it. What? Bren, >> right? I almost became Mormon when I was um 17. I was in love and she was Mormon and

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you never you never move for a chick and you never uh change your religion for a chick. >> Well, I I just I couldn't stop cussing long enough so I couldn't I didn't ask. Am I right? >> I know, right? >> That's [ __ ] for sissies. >> Right. Okay. So, speaking of the co era, I don't know why I'm thinking that, but uh this is what comes. >> You know, the more I look at you, the more you do look 70s. You're right. I think something about that.

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>> Okay. Does it Does it work for you? Because if you like it too much, I will take them off. I want to be specific. I will take these glasses off. >> Give me a minute. >> Okay. So, um so this story caught my eye. Uh Olympic I'm going to have to take these off in a second because I can barely read this stuff. Olympic legend Usain Bolt. I I do sincerely love this guy. He no longer runs. Okay. But he can't >> Bolt no longer runs. >> Yeah. He never goes out for like a

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leisurely run or whatever. But listen to this. He can't walk up the stairs without being out of breath. It's probably nothing, right? >> That is not real. >> It is totally real. I I just threw the whole thing away. But trust me, >> I can't speak without being out of breath. Are you sure he's not pregnant? >> Okay. Okay. Look, it's 2025. Dudes can do that. I hear. So anyway, so so what did I do? What did I do? I went and I and I checked the old interwebs. I asked

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Grock if Usain Bold is vaccinated and it says most likely since he said he was going to when it came out when it comes to Jamaica I'm going to get it. So I know look I I know that I read way too deep into a lot of stuff but damn it if I were vaccinated if any kind I've said this so many times if I had any kind of health issue any kind of anomaly I would freak out and think it was the vaccine every time something >> anomaly >> right but anomaly. >> The vaccine has caused a lot of deaths

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and adverse events. >> But do we can we put a finger on that? >> He was the fastest guy in the world and he can't run up the stairs now. Come on. >> Can't walk up the stairs. >> Walk up the stairs now. I think that's more fast. >> I I think that's more than just being out of shape like me and Brad. >> I can walk up. By the way, uh Cara says, "Elton John crocodile rockstyled glasses on you, Keith." Close. I've got them over here so you can see them. Close.

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It's the same tint, but not the same roundness. [Music] >> That was a great song. But uh um >> I don't know, man. I know. I look too deep into everything. I got it. >> No, I know. I That's Gar Bear says that's still talking about the vax. Just wait till the ticks that gives you meat red meat allergy are coming. I mean >> if you knew what they're trying to push into our red meat at this time. I don't know how how um >> how the US is handling this. But in

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Norway we had climate milk for a long time. They call it milk climate milk. Well, it wasn't really that popular. Now they put it in all milk. But it's like the cows have been fed with bouvir. Bouvier. >> Oh, cool. That sounds yummy. >> It's uh toxic, right? So to make them burp. >> Oh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Tell me. No. And hold on before you go any further. And I want you to finish this because I got to hear about trying because whenever you try to to to to take

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something and um make it unnatural like cows and and farts and burps and whatever all disaster uh results and I want you to explain that to us. But first I have to pause. Brad, if you say you let something go, you didn't. Anyway, continue. Rebecca, >> he can't even remember. He can't even remember. >> Oh yeah. They they launched this like climate milk and then nobody wanted to buy it. So it flopped, right? Because nobody wants that >> in their milk. And so >> wait, what is it? What is climate milk?

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What are they putting in the milk? >> So they feed they feed the cows with bouvar, which is a >> it's a toxic thing that you put in their feed. Like the farmer actually has to wear a mask and like full gear. >> See, I can't I cannot, man. I don't care what that chemical does. I don't want that. >> So people didn't but people didn't want it. So it flopped. So they decided well if the the consumer isn't going to buy it. We're just going to put it in

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everything. And so they're putting it in in all the milk except the ecological which they are threatening to put it in right now. And then also they have three projects going. So they're putting it in in um sheep, uh goats and cows that are for eating meat. So, it will actually transfer into the meats of these animals and the cheese and I don't know. It's just >> I mean they they mess with everything, man. They can't population back. They're trying. >> Being allergic to red meat isn't really

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necessary anymore because they just they put poison in your cow's feed so they suffer and then they give you some weird in their >> You know, Brad, I I think you're right that the very powerful do want to cut back on their population. My question is here's my question. Are the people down the chain are they just useful idiots that are doing the stuff on the farms that are >> Nobody wants to believe it. >> Yeah. >> Nobody wants to believe number one that they are trying to kill us. I mean who

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the hell wants to believe that? That sounds crazy. That sounds like >> but the evidence all signs point to Yes. In fact, um Rachel sent me this message and it's it's pretty long here, but it just talks about how her dad, you know, got the vaccine and, uh, shortly thereafter, um, was diagnosed with, um, pancreatic cancer. Yes. >> Um, and he died in 35 days. Um, in fact, let's see, I'm trying to see how far after, but the whole family knows that it was caused by the vaccine. and and

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she wants justice, you know, for people like Anthony Fouchy and others who push this damn thing on us. Um, and so with with every day that passes, much like the Epstein files, I think uh we're never going to get any kind of semblance of justice for these people. And uh and it's it's it's just it compounds the tragedy really. >> I want um I want him to suffer Fouchi. I want him to suffer the same fate that he those dogs >> won't. But he won't. >> Oh, that's Let me near him. I'll help

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out. >> I know. And I would love to help you help out, but it's not ever going to h That's the problem. That's why we as the people are so freaking frustrated is that these things will aren't going to happen. Where was it that uh I saw the meme of um you know, how many arrests have there been? >> Oh, the zero across the board. Zero. >> You think you saw that hanging behind me at my day job at the Blaze? >> You probably uh >> I I stapled it to the wall. I'm going to

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leave it. I should put one here. >> I swear to God, my fantasy during COVID when I was uh deemed a mass murderer. >> Hold on. Mute your microphone, Brad. Okay, continue. >> For not being vaccinated. I was thinking about like how do you punish these politicians that have been following this um global COVID response with these medical >> I don't I don't even want to call it vaccines but this >> I would say I would >> and and I'm thinking like how beautiful

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would it have been if we got these people convicted put in on live stream 24/7 and just vaccinate them every every hour >> you know They didn't take it. >> Yeah. And then feed them the bugs. >> Oh, that's the punishment I want for them. >> Here's the boe, which I This is proof that we live in a simulation. There's the Bir in the feed for cows, and it's in the subreddit of Norcs. Look at that right there. See where it says the subreddit Norcs >> Norcs. That's that's Viking for Norcs.

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And but is uh is coming to the US. Alanco is proud to bring Bav to US dairy farms. So, we're gonna have the same [ __ ] in our milk that you have in your milk in Norway. >> So, hang on a second. You've got Norska Norcs. >> That's cool. >> That's a t-shirt. That is such a >> switch the S and the K. >> You make that t-shirt, Brad, make sure it has like a low cut so you like you get the nors. >> All right. Don't encourage him. Geez, woman. >> Like low cut.

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>> Hang on. Hang on. Just Hang on. Give me a minute. >> No. >> Okay. >> Does anybody have any music? >> I want you to see that cat. You see that cat right there? >> Whoa. Is that Hitler? That's a cat with a cat on his nose. >> That's a cat with a cat on its nose. You got it. Look at this. >> A That's so cute. >> It's a cat with a cat. >> That has been highlight. That's been [ __ ] with >> you must have. There's no I mean because

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that's >> really >> But you do know that cats that look like Hitler.com actually isn't >> I'm just gonna >> find it. Look it up, man. Look that up. That's funny. >> Cats >> that look like Hitler. >> Hitler.com. >> I knew there's a website. I didn't know that was the name of it. Okay, while you look that up, here's a fat pigeon. Uh so fat Oh, wait. We don't need music here. Uh it's so fat that it can't take off

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the crown. Look at this guy. Holy crap. He's so >> What did he eat? That must be in America. >> Oh, no. It's not. I will have you know. Uh, don't America shame us. Look at that license plate. Not America. Wow. Well, I'm going to put you in timeout. Let's let this fat pigeon do its thing here. Look at it. They're afraid of it. There's like a chicken chasing him is what they think. >> This guy's like, "No, look. I'm really I'm a pigeon.

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I'm a pigeon. I think they uh >> It's me after Thanksgiving, man. >> I think they took that site down. >> Oh, what? >> Because it won't Well, >> what? >> It keeps >> Oh, there it is. That's weird. >> Here's dolphins in a zoo being entertained by Who's in the zoo? The dolphins or the squirrels? Look at that. >> That's not real. >> What do you mean it's not real? >> That is not real. >> Oh, boo.

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>> Uh-uh. No, sir. >> Look at those those dolphin. They know. >> Oh, Sarah. Have >> you seen the dolphin and the cat? How they interact on the boat? >> No, I haven't seen it. >> Cuz you know, dolphins have an interest in other animals. >> How dare you deny my animal videos on a Friday afternoon. Sir, >> hang on. >> I mean, that one he looks like he's trying to talk. >> No, they're they're horny animals. The dolphins. They probably want to do more

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than talk to the squirrel. But I digress. Sorry. But squirrels are kind of rapey as well, so I don't feel bad about. >> Have you ever seen the nuts on the squirrels at the Alamo? >> Hold on. This is This is getting out of control. Hang on a second. >> I was sitting outside in my backyard in Houston and I was having my morning coffee, minding my own business. That's your first problem. You were in Houston >> and the one two of them was chasing the girl and it got raped. Okay. And I was

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watching this rape happen in real time. >> No, she was morning coffee. Right. >> Don't finish that thought, Keith. Um, so, uh, all right. Well, congratulations. You witnessed Mutual of Omaha right there in in your backyard. >> There's your cats that look like Hitler. Um, >> squirrel. Squirrel. >> Oh, no. Are you going to Google squirrels are rapey? >> Squirrel nuts at the Alamo. I'm telling you, >> if you've ever been to the Alamo, u the

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squirrels running around at the Alamo have huge nuts. You know what? I've been to the Alamo a couple few times now and I don't remember them. I mean, they were like running up and people are gathering watching it going, "Holy crap, look at the set on that one." I mean, they were huge. I don't know if it was just that time of year or what, but they were like, >> can can you hear the engine rumble uh in the background here? >> Yeah. >> Okay. That's the sound of Ezra arriving

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home. that I can hear his new car from like a mile. Not really, but the other side of the of the neighborhood for sure and like, "Oh, Esther's coming home." All right. Yeah. Okay. Uh oh, by the way, I'm doing some research on the uh on that video. It's from 1997, according to Grock. It was uploaded in 2011. It's at some uh park in Florida. Um let's see. Oh gosh. The park faced PETA criticism in 2013 over reports of isolated and overworked dolphins. >> Okay. >> A and there you go. Right there. There's

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a squirrel from the Alamo. >> Oh, hang on. >> Look at the sack on that bad boy. >> That is not real. >> That is real. >> No, >> that is a Yes, they were. >> That's not real. >> That's a fact. >> Says the pregnant woman. >> That is a fact. Yeah, >> that is real. Nobody's real. Nothing is real. >> What is it? >> Okay, that right right here is a question from Facebook. What is happening to the male squirrels testicles during mating season? So,

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apparently there it must have been mating season when we were at the Alamo cuz >> Wait, wait, wait, wait. Squirrels get blue balls. Is that why they're raping? >> Apparently. >> Apparently. So, >> okay. So, hold on, hold on, hold on. Let let me let me uh I I should have prepared Brad and warned him that a beaver picture was coming up. Um but uh this is a beaver and the caption was uh when you don't want to pay for the shopping bag. And uh very funny. >> Now also this is me in Costco when I am

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too stubborn to get a cart because I know I'm only going in for one thing and end up walking out with a handful of like seven things. Look at this guy. Huh? Oh, >> come on now. You got this, bro. Come on. Just roll it. >> Roll it. >> Anyway, there you go. There's a beaver. There's a beaver with >> terrifying. >> Then if you're going to do that, then you have to take this video. >> Just take it. Okay. >> Just take it. >> Uhhuh. >> Nice Bieber.

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>> Thank you. I just had it stuffed. >> Let me help you with that. >> He doesn't want to hear that. So, okay. Um, >> hey, check this out. This this uh swan that I want to show you guys. Uh, it's it was buil it's it's older than our country. Uh, this thing is from uh 1773. And uh eventually I'll be able to find the video for you. There it is. >> Oh, wait. A swan. >> Yeah, look at that. It's an automated swan. Oh, it's an automaton, >> right? Auto automaton was made over 250

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years ago. It's in England. And this guy winds it up. I don't know if they do it every day or whatever. Older than the electric light bulb, the combustion engine. America. So, oh, once a day she still performs. Look at this thing. 1773. They there was a period of time when they were making automatons and it was in it was in the 16 or 1700s >> and they actually had public debate or there was public discord discourse rather. >> I'm sorry I'm I'm I'm learning history.

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Keep keep talking >> about the whether or not the difference between a machine and a human soul because they made these automatons. so incredibly well and made things look alive and people were like, "Holy crap, is that swan alive?" >> That's creepy. Yeah. >> That they um they did the same thing with this. There was a boy uh an automaton boy who who wrote and he you he would actually physically write on paper and it was so well done. There you You got to save this for

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October 2nd, which is our next uh next Barfly with me, you and Kelly. So, um save that, would you? >> Oh, you don't want to talk about automatons now. You just want to go for your damn swan and then just move on. >> I'm I'm reading here that that it was commissioned and then the buyer changed uh their mind and then in 1867 uh it went to the exposition uh something deal in Paris and then uh and then my cursor stopped working. Okay. Uh she caught the eye of her eventual owners. She still

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lives where they homeed her. That's a weird way to say it. Uh the Bose Museum. So it's been there since 1867. That's kind of >> I mean if you know people can have no souls, then can machines have them? I mean >> Oh, cuz there's a lot of people right now in the wake of Charlie Kirk's assassination has absolutely no >> They have no soul. >> Right. I mean seriously. Um there there is Well, I gonna get into better than question Jonathan. Yes, I do know about Costco.

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>> Oh, okay. Um, yeah. What's their equivalent over there in Norway? >> We don't really have one. >> Well, that's pathetic. You need to fix your country before you uh start dogging on America as get. Why are we playing music? Come on. I've already turned these off. Look at this guy. He knows where the buckets are going to go and he positions himself underneath them. He's like, "Okay, yellow's next." Yep. Pattern recognition, huh? What a cool dog. Who's Do they know?

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>> Well, I mean, I showed you that video of Tanner. It's like he's put two and two together. >> They're smart. >> If you missed last week, I bragged on my dog because he's too smart for his own good. >> Is that Path of the Pause? >> Let's see here. What now? What am I got? >> No, the the the account was Path of the Pause. >> Oh. Oh, my bad. My bad. Uh, see, that's enough of that. I got that. Let's see. These glasses are making my life a

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little bit difficult. Um, okay. So, uh, but power through, man. >> You know what you didn't even say about that swan? >> That it's >> it sees a fish and eats it. >> Oh, I didn't I didn't know that. Thanks for >> It swims in a crystal pool. It pins. It looks around and as a grand finale, it sees a fish and eats it. Eats as in >> That's kind of Now, >> now I don't like it. Now it's not cool. >> But, uh, spoiler alert, the fish is

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actually hidden inside the swan's mouth, but it comes out to simulate a catch. Oh, so it's vomiting a fish and then eating it vomit fish. >> Holy crap. What a creep. >> But I know, right? >> That's weird, man. Um, okay. So, uh, oh, before I go any further, I have to say thank you to all of those, and I know there's many of you here who, uh, sent my grandmother, Nana Floyd Malan, uh, a card or a gift for her 100th birthday back in July. And, uh, and >> boy, she's seen some [ __ ]

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>> Yeah, she has. And most of it's my fault. Um, and so, uh, about 30 presents, uh, were sent to her. Okay. 156 birthday cards. >> Wow. >> Uh, came from 34 states, her and a friend of hers, uh, went through and and and logged all these uh, the breakdown. Uh, two countries. So, congratulations, USA and New Zealand for stepping up, sending Nana all these cards. Uh, coming in with the most uh, represented was Texas with 20 cards. Georgia. That's her home state. So, she's got a lot of

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friends there. 18 uh Pennsylvania 15, Florida nine. Uh and Tommy Eastman, special shout out to you. You sent her two silver dollars. One was from 1925. She absolutely loves all these presents, y'all. Thank you to everybody that sent a card or a present. Um and um speaking of coins though, cuz you got that 1925 silver dollar thing. Um I I did tweet out when I was on the road and I ended up in Gloretta. uh New Mexico. I had to mail something and I ended up in this little small town. >> Gloria.

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>> And it's in the north uh east corner. >> Sounds familiar. >> Well, there's there was a Civil War battle uh just down the road from there, a Civil War battle in New Mexico. And so, and I tweeted out a picture that day because the passive aggressive uh USPS uh government employee um decided to give me about nine something and change and included like a $5 roll of dimes or something. Uh or maybe it was nickel, I don't know. And $2 roll of nickels, something like that. So, $7. They're

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rolled up. They're already rolled up. And then she also gave me uh two sack of Jia coins. Okay. So, I tweeted out a picture uh back at the time back in August and um lo and behold, lo and behold, it pays to look at your coins, people. This lady who thought she got one over on me ended up giving me a Sack Jia coin that is engraved with the initials of the artist who was commissioned for the >> say it was engraved with it. Sacka Jia signed my coin. >> Saka, you're right. It's pretty cool.

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And then and you flip it over. Lewis and Clark designed it themselves. Uh, and so, uh, so apparently when they when they when they paid this artist, this chick, uh, they gave her 5,000 of the Sack of Jia coins with her initials. I think it's GG. It's really small. Anyway, uh, it so if you So, take your Sack Jia coin and if you're like me, you got to take a picture with your phone because your eyes have long checked out. And, and so, uh, if it if it's one of 5,000, then it's worth more than that

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Bitcoin. No, I'm just kidding. It's uh it's worth um I don't know anywhere from like 30 to 200 bucks. Bottom line is jokes on you postal employee mail man. >> I look at every sack of jia I ever come across. >> I don't want to hear any more about you. >> Why you should? >> Well, a hundred years is an accomplishment, Keith. I just got to say. And I had a conversation with my mom the other day about Gen Z C and millennials and all that like analog to digital. And she told me and I thought

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this was this was kind of funny because I remember like the the phone being the phone being um stuck in the wall and we had to wait our turn and you could listen in on others people's conversations if you have more than one phone in the house and stuff like that. But she told me that she remember when my greatgrandmother and great-grandfather, which was still alive when I was born by the way, so I knew them as well, when they got their first washing machine, when they got a toilet in the house. So between the two of us.

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>> Wow. >> We could talk about, you know, the first like indoor bathroom all the way through like >> that's awesome. >> iPhone. And I think that is pretty pretty cool. >> That is very cool. Yeah. Yeah, I mean the big accomplishment when I was a kid was uh when we got central air in my childhood home and at nana and papa's home. Uh and you imagining living in the south like we did in Atlanta. Imagining with a life without central air today. I you know what I'm I'm literally I'm

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moving to North Dakota if there's no especially if you've lived with uh central air and then you're told now you don't have it. Um, >> yep. Not doing it. >> I mean, can you imagine like even just getting your first washing machine? Like you don't have to actually scrub your clothes like with your hands anymore. >> I'm just saying that >> a time saver, right? And I must say with all their extra time then. >> Yeah. See, that's that's the problem

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now. Now >> social ills because you got all that free time. >> I just got to share this because I I I nearly cried today. I was really sad. Normally, I would be pissed off, but at this >> Is it the baby's fault? Blame the baby. >> It's not the baby's fault. So, you know how excited I was about getting a robot vacuum cleaner? >> Oh, yeah. Uhhuh. >> Yeah. So, I'm on my third one. >> Wait, how long have you had Do they break or something? >> She keeps Every three weeks has passed,

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it just goes crazy. It It keeps going in circles and wanting to crash into walls and [ __ ] So, >> that sounds like a life of a radio guy. >> I told the store. I was like, I'm going to try it one more time. If it doesn't work, like I'm going to need another model cuz this is just driving me crazy. And I was going to clean today or I was going to have the robot clean today cuz it just it vacuums, cleans the carpets, and mops my floors. Can you imagine? Like, it's beautiful. Okay. Especially

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when I can't bend over. >> So >> that sucks. Am I right, Brad? Continue. >> So I started it and it was just going in like it was just going like this in circles like small circle. >> So it was maybe it was trying to clean one spot. Maybe there was like something in the carpet in the >> like I tried to push the button and No, no, it's gone. It is gone. And normally I would be really angry, but at this point I'm just I I wanted to cry >> because your robot is in circles going

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around in circles. >> If anybody knows of a good one, mine was Robo Rock Q10. Don't buy it. It's a trick. It will let you down after 3 weeks. You'll be very excited. >> Is that kind of like uh is that the time table of most guys, too? Why don't you tell us? >> Um I forgot what I'm looking for. I'm looking for something here. And y'all are just totally destroying. >> Oh, I'm sorry. Well, while you're doing that, I I've got to I've got to say

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something here while you're while you're trying to remember there. So, you can take your earphones out because, you know, I want you to concentrate. I want you to find and bring it to the program here. But, I got to say this. I got to say this. When Elon Musk bought Twitter back in whatever it was, late 2022, anyway, you remember they said, "Hey, if you want to offer subscriptions, then then then fill out the paperwork or what have you." you answer a few questions and then uh and this was in

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spring of 2023. I remember it was early to whenever it was somebody can Google it. When did Twitter start offering subscriptions? That's when I signed up like that day or that week. And and and if you go and you look at the top of my profile and you click on the subscription, it'll say whatever I typed in three years ago, two and a half years ago, it still says I have no idea what I'm going to be offering here, blah blah blah. And I set the price at $2 a month. Again, I have no idea anything. So, I

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would check every now and then and it would always say pending, pending, pending. I messaged, you know, into a black hole uh that is customer service at X and then just forgot about it. Just whatever. And then I realized earlier this week on my on my lefth hand column menu, it it said something about the subscribers count, subscriber count. I'm like, wait, what what's this? And apparently at some point this week it got approved. And I'm like, oh, okay. So then I was going to I was actually going

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to come to this live stream today and say, "All right, y'all. I got approved. What should I offer?" And again, I think I've done this exercise before and I can't remember anything. I just kind of forgot about it. So I'm asking again, what should I offer for $2 a month? But bless Lynette Miller. Lynette, raise your hand if you're in the chat because just before we started this live stream a couple hours ago, I noticed I had one subscriber and I said, "Wait, what?" And

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it was Lynette Miller. You should follow her. She's at uh Net Petjet First. And you are the first. >> I'm sorry, what? >> I don't know. Nest. Yeah, you got all that. Anyway, so Lynette Miller, if you're in the chat, God bless you for signing up to be a subscriber. I have no idea what I'm going to offer you, but um we'll have to uh we'll have to come up with something, y'all. So, if you got any ideas uh and feel free to subscribe, you know, I mean, because you always have to buy the

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buy me a coffee thing at the top of my profile here. But now you can do subscriptions. Again, no idea what it's going to lead to, but I'll try to come up. >> I follow Lynette. >> Well, there you go. is intellectually curious, occasionally adventurous, and she believes the heart of every human is an amazing story waiting to be told. That is very that's very nice. >> That's very nice. But it's also not true, Lynette, because if you look at Kier Starmer or people like that, they

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don't have hearts. So, you know, about or souls, >> I'm just putting it out there. >> Okay. Or or we could go back and just say, "Hey, if you'd like to subscribe uh to uh at Keith Melanac again and the option >> subscribe to mine as well for $9." >> Oh, you can subscribe to Rebecca. How much do you charge? Oh, no. >> $9 and you get pretty much like I keep asking people, what do you want to see? And no, Brad, you cannot ask. >> Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Do

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they say do they do they come back with specific requests of body parts or they say like >> No, they say nothing. They just I think they're just >> I just want it to be known that once you see one naked breast, >> you pretty much want to see all of them. >> So So Brad hasn't subscribed to you uh at our Mr. >> I have two Brads. >> Wait, haven't I? No. No. I uh >> Ela must pay me $9 a month. I mean >> now look look. If you let him slip into

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something more than your DMs, you'll get more than $9 a month from him. Am I right? My uterus is kind of taken right now. >> Hold on. Could you Could you >> I just suck all the romance. >> I know. Right. Right. >> As soon as you bring up uterus, it's like wall. >> Damn, woman. >> From works to uterus. >> Okay. >> I have to rent him my uterus. >> Okay. No, we're good. We're Stop. >> Okay. >> Please stop. Uh Lord, >> I I guarantee you he's got some filter

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that he beta tests and he'll never release it to the public. >> Whenever he hears his name in a live stream, it just goes right to his inbox. He's like, "What's that?" >> I'm telling you, Keith, I thought about this because you know how back in the day people would say like, "Oh, penis jealousy is a thing." I don't think so anymore. >> Penis envy, by the way. But can >> Okay, envy, whatever. Uterus envy is a thing now because all those angry men in

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the comments every time Elon Musk has a child and he has to pay child support, they all would flock to the hospital to get a a uterus uh fake uterus inserted into them just to carry his baby. I'm sure of it. They're >> How much money we talking >> that uh >> a lot of money. I did not realize that that train track was going to end up in that station. That That's uh Okay. So, all right. Uh I had this story show up in my feed either yesterday or the day before and um the

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headline was, "I worked for Charlie Kirk in Turning Point, USA. Here's what it was like." And I was like, "Here come the hit pieces. Here they come." And you read this article and it's actually it it uh speaks very highly of Charlie as everyone that I've read about uh does. Um and she just didn't like the way that Turning Point and the Republican party were kind of merging with Trump back in 2016 and that's when she parted ways. Um, and so, and she goes on to describe herself more as like

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a progressive type. And, uh, bottom line is it wasn't the hit piece that the headline tried to make you think it was. And you're like, "Oh, wow. That's good." Even though she disagrees with him uh, imagine this, just because she disagrees with him uh, politically, she's still a human being and speaks highly of him uh, as a person because that was her experience. So, um, it was really cool to to read that. And I want to show you the uh, the end of this article. Uh it goes on to talk so so really spreading

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awareness. This is her talking about what she does now. How to speak with conservatives and how to reach people on the right and find the common ground is really where my heart and where my goal is. Okay. Anyway, and having this conversation, this is the last two paragraphs of the story. Um and then and then you get down here and oh wait, why we got breaking news? See, I don't want breaking news. Get your little damn thing off of there. And then the last paragraph says, uh, this follows another

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tragic incident where a zookeeper was mauled by a lion for 15 minutes with staff revealing why no one intervened. And you're like, wait a minute, how did this story about Charlie Kirk and finding common ground with people take such a drastic uh turd there with the zookeeper news and um uh it was just a very str I just I don't know. Does anybody proofread anymore? Did this get copy and pasted? Honestly, it got copy and pasted into the wrong story. It's just a weird a weird thing and I

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actually it made me Google that story and it's actually very tragic. Um because a zookeeper zookeeper got out of a vehicle and then the lions uh well they ate him in front of the patrons and uh it was a pretty sad uh sad deal. Um and they were apparently since they couldn't really do anything to stop the lions. I'm getting a little distracted by the story. I didn't think I was going to go down this road, but uh um they they were honking the horn. >> You're done. >> They were honking the horn trying to get

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the lions to honk honk. Stop eating that man. And like what would you do though? >> What would you do? >> I don't mean I don't think honking the horn is going to help any. >> What would you if I think it was 14 people I think I read somewhere. Um >> I don't know. maybe open the window and go like >> so we we had this discussion like um one gorilla versus a thousand men, right? Like how many people could could beat up the lions? >> Oh, I thought you said one girl versus a

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thousand men. One gorilla. >> Oh my god. >> Uh but no, it sounded like you said >> it sounded like you said girl and it took me immediately to some weird Only Fans page in my head. >> And that did remember that chick did do that. How many >> I bet that I bet that cost more than Oh, please. I bet that cost more than $2. >> I bet >> or or nine even. >> I think actually it was a thousand, Brad. But yeah, >> was it a thousand? God, what makes I mean, seriously, what the hell is wrong?

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>> I don't know. And I'm I'm seriously I'm thinking like who wants a thousand men in them? >> No, I don't. >> And who wants to be a thousand men in one person? >> I don't. And you don't want to be 998 either. Um, but I don't want a thousand men in Keith. Do you? >> No. >> Okay. All right. >> I'm I'm asking, how many men did that chick? >> No, please don't ask Rock anything about this, please. >> One

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>> with that. No. Okay. All right. All right. We don't need to know what you're typing about this. This >> was a hundred. Was it >> cuz her name's got a something blue or blue? >> No way. No, you're right. It was a Holy Nikes. >> All right. So, >> Bonnie Blue. Well, I don't know if she did that, but she uh >> No, that's extra. >> That's right. >> That would have that would have slowed down the record attempt. >> And I'll tell you what, Keith,

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>> I'll time out. You don't have to tell me jack [ __ ] You actually don't have to tell me whatever you're gonna tell me. You don't have to. I saw I saw a clip of Charlie Kirk earlier today actually in my feed. You know that podcast, what is it called? What's some where they put together the most unlikely people and he was talking to a group of only fans women >> and he was really polite and one of the women said actually u you've been the most respectful um counterpart that

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we've met in this podcast. So just throwing that out there. Yeah. >> Um, by the way, just so you know, uh, within the last 10 hours, Bonnie Blue was punched in the face >> as nightclub event with adult star descends into chaos. That's the chick who slapped with a,57 people. >> I mean, she is a walking petri dish. Am I right? >> My word. Okay, so let's end up going into the hospital afterward, too. >> I don't doubt it. For multiple reasons, you know. I think that was the other

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girl for like the back door stuff. >> Oh. Oh, stop. Just when I thought we were we were making a transition. >> Okay. I like this title. From works to uterus. The Brad stage story. >> Never enter through the back door. >> Sorry. >> No, she said stages. >> Wes stages. >> Wes, look at me. Don't let AI create the title for today's show. >> Thank you, >> [ __ ] Okay. So, >> from mors to uterus, the Brad stag story is the title. Can we can we just for now

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just >> if there's time at the end, we can come back to Brad's fantasies. But I I really want to I want to talk about something serious here for a second because and I want to preface this >> by saying for the record in case there's any in case there's any doubt >> uh regarding Charlie Kirk's assassination, >> I believe that the the killer was Tyler Robinson. I believe he shot him from the roof. I've watched a lot of videos saying he was shot from the side or shot

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from the back, the trajectory and all that stuff. And I'm always willing to uh I invite more information to come in on any topic. I always want to learn and change my opinion if if it's necessary. But on this one, I just want to state emphatically that I believe that Tyler Robinson is the king. Why? >> Okay. Well, hold on a second. Just hang on. because you and I and Rebecca, we need to discuss an aspect of it. And and before I do that, let me just say that on the 9/11 story, when you know what you learn um about

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building 7, then that opens the door to blowing the government and the official narrative out of the water. that that's where that's where you start going down the building 7 lane on 9/11 and it opens your eyes to so much more. So that being said, regarding the political assassination of >> I guess I guess look I guess oh no heavy topics please excuse me. >> So I guess the Norwegians can't handle the the deep topics. So um >> back on the Norcs. Okay. So, um, so, so

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I I preface that by saying there is definitely definitely something wrong with the text messages. Now, I'm not saying that that means that there is a larger issue with the murder and who may have committed it and and and if there's >> That's not what I'm saying. I I'm just I'm just saying >> what are you what are you concerned with people thinking that you're obviously driving this point home? What is it that you are concerned that they will think that you think?

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>> Well, first of all, I never care what people think. Uh I'm just stating emphatically for the record. I believe this story for now, but if there's other evidence, I'm always willing to learn. But with the text messages, we do need to revisit those. And did you see on that same topic before and I know where you go, but did you see this thing that was just >> what do we got here? >> Squish. >> Okay, hold on a second. I don't know what this is, but whenever I see

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waveforms because my history is audio editing, I perk up. What do we have here, Bradley? >> Acoustic analysis confirms shooter was near ground level 70t away. >> See, I just said I will listen to more evidence if it comes available. Holy crap, what is happening? We uh and to be fair, I don't think it is crazy to start looking at these other theories because we've been trained for the past 10 years that they lie out of the freaking gate. >> Hold on. Don't misunderstand me.

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>> I don't I I I did not >> yelling at that guy. >> Okay. But I I have never said that it's crazy to look at alternate theories. >> Didn't say you did. That guy >> on anything. Um so >> I'm looking right at him. >> This guy. What the who who are we talking about? >> That guy right there. You see him? He's in the third row. >> Oh, that guy. He's always here doing that stuff, man. Just let it go. So, um, >> staring at Rebecca's Norcs, and we don't

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like that. Not from him. >> I just saw another interesting post, but I'll let you continue. >> Okay. So, what's your post say? So, this post says, and I don't know if you saw, I put it in the chat, but it says that the man who attempted to kill Supreme Court Justice Brett Canava identifies as a transgender woman and was deeply me mentally ill and suicidal, according to documents first obtained by the Real Daily Wire. >> Shocking. I have a list, in fact, I just threw it away this morning when I left

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the studio of uh and it's a long one. Uh it's it's a long list of all the [ __ ] uh murders and and or or attempts. >> Keith gets as excited about wave graphs as Camala gets about ven diagrams. >> Yeah, there it is. Okay. So So let's let's revisit the um the text exchange. Rebecca, do you have yours? Uh this is going to be the uh >> I'm I'm going to ask though. Why do I have to be the [ __ ] >> Because uh the [ __ ] wanted to be a girl and so you're the girl. We're going

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to fulfill the fantasy of that person. >> Oh my gosh. Listen to you. Listen to you. Okay. So, um I'm going to be Tyler Robinson for this exchange. And keep in mind, this is on Wednesday, last week after the shooting. And um and then I I text you uh I text you, "Drop what you are doing. Look under my keyboard." Okay. >> What? You're joking, right? >> Yeah. The roommate looked under the keyboard and found a note that stated, "I had the opportunity to take out

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Charlie Kirk and I'm going to take it." And then the roommate says, "What? >> What? You're joking, right? >> I am still okay, my love, but I'm stuck in Orum for a little while longer yet. Shouldn't be long until I can come home. But I got to grab my rifle still. To be honest, I had hoped to keep this secret till I died of old age. I am sorry to involve you. Now, hang on. I wanted to keep this secret until I died of old age, but damn it, you did look under that keyboard and find that note, right?

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>> Mhm. >> You weren't the one who did it, right? >> I am. I'm sorry. >> I thought they were caught the person. >> Okay, now this is a long damn The only people that get long texts like this from me are Brad Stags. Anyway, uh but it says, "No, they grabbed some crazy old dude, then interrogated someone in similar clothing." Can we stop right there? >> How did he know that? >> Yeah, right. I had planned. Now, first of all, if he ran off the roof as we saw when all the

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chaos was unfolding, they grabbed the old dude. Was he how did he see that? Now, probably on the news later. I don't have the time stamps on this, so I'm just going to say he saw it on the news later or wherever he is or uh Brad, can you keep up with the comments in the chat during this because I'm sure there's going to be some great uh feedback on this. All right. Uh no, they grabbed some crazy old dude then interrogated someone in similar clothing. I had planned to grab my rifle

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from my drop point. Okay, stop it. Shortly after, but most of that side of town got locked down. It's quiet. Almost enough to get out. But there's one vehicle lingering. >> Why? >> Okay, stop. Stop right there. A vehicle. We're using the word vehicle. I have never typed the word vehicle in my life. Come on. >> You know what I think about when you say that the the term vehicle? Family guy. Vehicle. >> Yeah, I don't watch it. Sorry. I don't get it. Sorry. Um but but it's like

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you're not going to say there's not there's a cop there. Uh there's a car there. No, there's a vehicle there. Okay. And so what do you say? Trans. >> Why? Why? >> Why did I do it? >> Yeah. >> I had enough of his hatred. Some hate can't be negotiated out. If I am able to grab my rifle unseen, I will have left no evidence except for the note in these texts. Come on, man. All right. I'm sorry. I got distracted. If I am able to grab my rifle unseen, I will have left

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no evidence. Going to attempt to retrieve it again. Hopefully they have moved on. I haven't seen anything about them finding it. >> How long have you been planning this? >> A bit over a week, I believe. Okay. I I can get close to it, but there is a squad car parked right by it. I think they already swept that spot, but I don't want to chance it. Oh, I have more to say. I'm sorry. >> Oh, you got a lot to say. I'm wishing I had circled back and grabbed it as soon

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as I got to my vehicle. I'm worried what my old man >> Time out. Time out. Time out. I'm not 22. I'm 49. >> No one said. >> But I've never ever in my life referred to my dad as my old man. Anyway, uh I'm wishing I had circled back and grabbed it as soon as I got to my vehicle. I'm worried what my old man would do if I didn't bring back grandpa's rifle. ID ID EK ID if uh I don't know if it had a Okay, so he he had an extra e in there. I don't know if it had a serial

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number, >> but it wouldn't trace uh to me. I worry about Prince. Come on. Come on. I worry about Prince. I had to leave it in a bush where I changed outfits. Okay, this is way too much going on here. >> I mean, if you look Okay, I'm I'm just going to point out a couple of things that I'm thinking about. >> Okay, hold on. Let me finish this. Let me get this tweet or this text done. Didn't have the ability or time to bring it with. I might have to abandon it and

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hope they don't find prince. He is so hung up on saying the word prince here. How the [ __ ] will I explain losing it to my old man? Continue. Please go ahead. Whatever you got. >> So, first of all, we can both see well the three of us can see who who's the man in this text message back and forth. Um, both of them >> I would say, you know, the alleged shooter is more of a [ __ ] because you can tell like how much he wants to write. Uh, and it's very like male response from the girlfriend.

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>> What man says outfit? Thank you. >> Exactly. >> Exactly. >> Good point. >> And then it's kind of like Shakespearean in the beginning and then on top of that, this is my question. If you did not want to leave any like digital evidence, so you made a note to put it under the keyboard, then why are you texting about it after? >> It's it's unreal. Like it truly >> the only thing Phil Bell, our DC correspondent. >> Well, do you want to do you want to

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finish this or do you want to uh because I don't know how long of a presentation Phil Bell is here. >> Finish it because that last paragraph is >> Well, I got I got another page after this. He says, "Only thing I left was the rifle wrapped in a towel. Uh, remember how I was engraving bullets? Oh my gosh. Come on. Come on. Remember how I was engraving bullets? The [ __ ] messages are mostly a big meme. Okay, we got it. There is this now. Now I'm like, how old is this person texting? He ain't

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22. Uh, the mostly a big meme. If I see notices Bulge UW on Fox News, I might have a stroke. All right, I'm going to have to leave it. That really [ __ ] sucks. Judging from today, I'd say grandpa's gun does just fine. I don't know. I think that was a $2,000 scope. Delete this exchange. My dad wants photos of the Now his dad is uh calling and texting. Uh my dad wants photos of the rifle. He says grandpa wants to know who has what. The feds released a photo of the rifle and it is very unique. He's

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calling me right now, not answering. Now listen to this. Come on. Since Trump got into office, dad, I guess, whatever, has been pretty diehard MAGA again. Your lover's going to know about your dad and your family being hardcore Republicans. You don't have to put that in a message for the whole world to see. Okay, hold on. I got a little bit more here. I'm going to turn myself uh in willingly. One of my neighbors here is a deputy for the sheriff. You are all I worry about, love. Oh, now you got another line,

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Rebecca. I'm much more worried about you. >> Don't talk to the media. Please don't take any interviews or make any comments. If any police ask you questions, ask for a lawyer and stay silent. Oh, and eat the note that I left under the No, I added that part. Okay, what do we got here, kids? What are we thinking? >> And what was the Phil Bell thing >> was that? Well, he brought up that it's possible that they uh without saying that they did, they edited the texts for

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clarity. >> Oh, that's going to hold up in a court of law. >> But that and that's my point. I thought I said that's that but you have to say that's within the realm of possibilities and it's something they likely the law enforcement uh people involved could come out and say, "Well, we we edited it for clarity." So that that's that's why it's so stilted. >> And that's going to sound that's going to sound bad in itself. >> Sound like [ __ ]

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>> So >> who uses cuz where is Oh there uh since Trump got into office my dad in brackets. Who uses brackets? >> Right. So that is the tip off that they edited at least that. >> That's that that because that's >> why would you edit it? Why? >> Because I I understand. I Bro, I'm with you. But I'm saying like if you read a sports a you read an athletes quote in the locker room, right? And he says they really played their asses off today. Then in the in the in the in the quote

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in the newspaper or the or the interwebs, it will say they and then it'll put the Dolphins played their Well, that's a bad example, you know. Anyway, so my point is they've already proven that they're editing that thing. So now it's going to even be less believable when they say that they edited it >> and it doesn't have timestamps, which is really annoying. Well, and and to use brackets, it's three it's three pages away. Well, two because if you're going

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to put something in brackets, you're on your the alphabet uh part of the keyboard. You have to switch to numbers and then switch again to the next page of numbers and symbols to get to brackets, which you could uh parentheses are on the first page, so why not use it? Something is not right with all of this [ __ ] Plus, it conveniently answers every question you would have. Yeah. It's so >> Yeah. But al also like if even though there's no timestamps, this is allegedly sent while he's still waiting to get

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away from the shooting scene. And how does he have time to, you know, >> type a [ __ ] paragraph? >> Yes. >> And do you know who does a really good job of Candace Owens? And I know how you feel about her, but Candace Owens does a great job of taking these texts and putting them in a timeline with what else we know, what was being reported to us about where he the shooter was. >> Yeah, she put the timeline down. >> But hold on. Time out. Time out. Time out. I'm asking for clarification

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because what I just had on the screen didn't have a timeline. Was it just removed or >> No, no, no. There's no timeline that's been released. >> So, how does she How does she know, Brad? That's what I'm asking. Uh she well what I'm saying is that she in other words she took um that day at at 2:30 it was released through the news that uh they had somebody in custody or whatever she so she was taking each news release that was timed putting that on a timeline >> and that's understandable like

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>> working these into okay well he said this here if he said I'm going to go back and get my gun that had to have been before this time that was released to the public. What time did they Yeah. Oh, I see what you're saying. >> Pretty early on, >> but hold on a second. I know that we saw George Zen, the guy who who claimed responsibility immediately. I know we saw him very quickly after the shooting. Um, so my question for you guys is, does anybody recall what time when did we

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first see the rifle? Wasn't it the next morning or am I wrong? >> No, >> it was that day. >> It was that day. Here is this is just an example of what I'm saying right here and don't have to I'm not gonna play it but this is Candace's podcast from Monday. And so she what she's done here is said all right 7 p.m. was the earliest where Tyler Robinson signified he's still in uh very close to the scene of the crime. And then it shows u >> you know where that's that's the only

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could have sent that text. and she does a fabulous job putting it all in the time order that it should have been. >> So I I don't need anybody You guys are able to if you want to I I I don't need you to speculate um on the larger picture here um the way I did to set this up. I'm just simply saying I doubt the texts. So now that that you you you just crack that door open just a little bit and and you start getting dishonest about texts if they aren't the the genuine thing, right?

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>> What else are you lying about? And that's and and I'm not saying again I think Tyler Robinson is the killer. I think he did it. >> I don't know. >> Oh, I think he is. And I'm sick and tired of people making up stories about Israel wanted to kill right >> Charlie Kirk. It's just it is >> and we may learn more stuff uh as we move along here. But just the the the it's it's leaving a very bad taste in my mouth. The way these texts are worded

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and now it it it it encourages me to have more of an open mind to the larger story here. >> Yes. Uh, it's the whole thing is sound sounds dicey. And that's why I say I don't know if this if this kid was a killer or it probably was, but I don't know. >> I don't know. And I don't know if >> so some people >> I got sent another uh I don't think I can show uh show it, but I got sent another video of a dude in the crowd >> who looks like he has a gun. Yeah, I saw

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that guy was walking away like a brown shirt or something. >> Yeah, the pal Yeah, brown shirt. Yeah. And it was a uh uh Did you see the palm pistol? >> You ever seen a palm pistol? I >> I don't know. >> I didn't I didn't know what one was. >> And I'm not discounting if Let me just say I'm not talking about University or or Utah Valley University or whatever. I'm just talking about in a general sense. If I hear a gun, if there's a shooting and I know right there, then

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I'm absolutely getting my gun out. Okay. So, it could be that. >> That was my thought as well. Like you're carrying like you're going to get You don't want to, >> you know. >> Did you want me to put that on the screen there? >> If you want to. That's a palm pistol. >> Oh, wow. That's so uh >> Oh, wow. That's >> So, the barrel goes between >> It's like a pecker of guns. >> Wait, no. >> Thank you. Yes. No.

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>> Uh, >> then you need to fight a Never mind. >> The barrel comes out between your fingers. Okay. And so >> you can very, >> you know, congratally. Boom. >> So, how are these bullets? Like, what kind of caliber are we talking about in there? >> Um, I don't know. I don't caliber it. >> That's really wild. Do you know how many it holds? >> I do not. >> Okay. >> I want one. >> So, here's Yeah, me too. If you find

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them, let me know. Let's go to Capella sometime. Um, all right. uh some some good comments underneath uh a tweet that I saw. Um let let's let's compare those texts with other texts on Tyler's phone. Uh >> here here is that video just so you know the one >> of the craziest clips I have seen yet connected to this >> uh shooting. This is from a different angle. And this shows a guy that is sitting right out here front left of Charlie. And >> that's the brown shirt dude.

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>> Shot. >> That's not the guy I'm talking about. >> Suspicious. >> That's not the brown shirt guy. >> He has something in his hand. Some speculate a hand pistol. >> I don't know. I don't know what this I don't know who this guy is. >> Palm pistol that is squeezed. Can you mute this guy? >> He is one of the closest people >> to Charlie. But >> okay, so um so is he say is this guy contending that he has it between his

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fingers? That little >> and and and if so, that's a hell of a shot considering you're not even aiming up with Charlie. Come on. >> Did you see >> the blood gush out of his >> Because I'm just going to say like that takes something. And I think it's very easy to look at people after like all these people looking at >> uh other men standing around giving signs and whatnot. And I'm >> that was one of Charlie's guys in fact that was Frank Turk.

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>> But I'm I'm just saying like easy to overanalyze and like read into stuff that is absolutely >> that's why I say I have not been convinced of anything other than the story. People are understandably >> sure and and this government >> No, no, no. I I'm on board. Like I'm all I'm like you, Brad. I'm open. Like I'm not saying that it happened in the like or these texts are are real or whatever. I'm just saying that it's very easy to

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go off the cliff because like you have all these people talking about how people are holding their hands in pictures like the western like when I give talks I can tell you that my hands are all weirded out because I don't know what to do with them. So I hold my hands like this and if they looked at a picture of me they would be like oh my god she's um the demon demon cult like come on no I'm not. It's just >> I agree. But >> well anyway about why people are going down.

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>> It's something that we need to to just not you never want to just let the government have the narrative and then just let them go because they have proven time and time and time and time and time and time again that they are not to be trusted. And I don't care what the topic is, they're not the ones to be trusting. And you know who I trust? I trust the conversations that I hear with Frank Turk. I trust those that knew Charlie the best. And I and I trust those around him. Um, and and so I don't

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suspect anyone other than the guy on the roof, Tyler Robinson. But damn it, these texts are bugging me. Let's move on. >> But you don't know that. I mean, we the only reason that we know or the excuse me, the only reason that we think it's this guy on the roof is because that's what we've been told. So, and it goes back to, okay, do you trust the law enforcement agencies enough to say, all right, what they're saying is solid. >> Mhm. because and we really don't have

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>> Look, he's going to have his day in court and if and if it's somebody else, then he can tell us that it's not him. >> Yeah. Otherwise, and apparently he's not cooperating. >> Well, but uh >> but then but then you know what you say to that? Well, if you were being set up by the government, would you cooperate? >> I don't want to say now. Can we move on now? >> Well, you can't do that and then say move on. >> Look, man. >> It's just I told you I've told you where

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I am right now. We can do a temperature check on a regular basis. as the story moves forward. I think it was him. I don't trust the text. Did you want to do a final thought on this one? >> Well, here's the here my question is this. How do we seeing the absolute horrid responses of other people, not knowing what the hell happened, not even sure that what you when we say, "Okay, let's just all chill and wait until we get all the facts." We've waited how many years since Stephen Paddock reportedly shot up

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a crowd in Vegas? We've waited over a year since uh Charlie or not Charlie um Matthew Krooks uh tried to shoot Trump uh from from the What have we what have we learned about that? We've learn what's uh >> is Oklahoma City. I mean, listen, how far back you want to go? >> I know. And that's just it. And and 911, we we always say this. Let's wait until all the facts come out. There will never be a time where we can, all right, now we have all the facts and now we can say

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it. >> But the one thing that we have that we don't have with Crooks and we don't have with Paddock is we have the suspect still alive in a in a court case to come. >> So far, >> so you're right. That's a fair point. I'm thinking that, you know, you have this um boyfriend of this shooter or alleged shooter and you have the family and you have his dad that that took him to the police station and like how many conspirators do you need to have? >> By the way, I don't think and I'm not

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being petty. I don't think they took him to the police station. I think the marshals came to the house and picked him up. >> Okay, that might be it. I don't I don't know. But I I'm just throwing it out there like how many people are in on it if it is a >> Can we >> But that's just it. Everyone that that's the old the argument against a any conspiracy is do you know how many people would have to be in on it. >> But that's it's >> Well, you know what? You would just have

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to threaten all of them and then then >> Well, not only that, but no one's going to believe them if they do step forward and say, "Look, hey, I was we had it arranged for this kid to come forward and blah blah blah." You're going to go, "He's full of [ __ ] No, but I'm asking like if if it's true that his his family is MAGA and they're conservatives and this is like the left-leaning kid, like do they want to throw him under the bus or >> how horrible would that be?

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>> Yeah. I mean, it's just, you know, it's I'm just asking questions here, >> right? >> Who would give in on their own family? That's that's what I'm I guess that's what I'm asking. Um, >> well, there's still there's still look at this. Look at it this way. And then I do want to move on. Um, >> you brought it up. >> The dad um the dad is still in communication. He may disagree with his son, but he's still in the point where

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they where they communicate where he's calling and texting him, right? And so, um, I don't think that that the kid has reached the point where they've completely disowned him to the point where they want to throw him under the bus, but we'll see how this goes. Um, okay. Uh, you you want to bring back the dodo bird cuz it's happening. and go. This isn't a this isn't just a a a possibility anymore. It's it's happening. They are they're they are putting the eggs and the whatnot

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together. And uh >> did they clone it? >> Wait a minute. >> Uh >> oh. >> Now, okay. So, you're saying we're bringing back the dodo bird from extinction? And and >> I got so many quotes like some like when I highlight a story, I try to keep it pretty brief. I've I've highlighted pretty much the entire story. I don't want to sit here and go through every single one of these for you, but I will just say that this Texas based company is um they're saying it's five to seven

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years out. We're getting a Dodo bird pack. They're saying within seven years, >> we probably already have a T-Rex. >> We probably already have them hanging out in a lab somewhere. You're right. With a pengalins, right? >> Pengalins look tasty. >> I mean, look, >> they do. They look like I mean they're a walking artichoke a pengalin >> with you like a artichoke and you have but you peel them and butter and >> why had I never heard the word panggalan

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until March of 2020. >> I know. And and then but then you look at him you go that's a walking artich choke and yeah I would eat one too. >> Give us a picture of a pengalin would you? I'd like to see a pengalin and and see if if it's what I think it is. Um but uh but but there's some quotes in here as you look that up that that are very concerning um because it makes you think of Jurassic Park when they say stuff like uh let's see here. The Texas has developed some gene edited.

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>> There's your penglin. >> There's my penglin. Hang on. I'll get to the penguin. Hang on. The Texas based company which has made splashy headlines for its plans to reestablish woolly mammoths and direwolves. We've heard that stuff in the news. said it has also developed gene uh edited chickens that will act as surrogates for the dodos. The chickens will be injected with primordial germ cells. Yeah, I'm reading it from a new >> So, they won't be actually It's kind of

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like the direwolves weren't really direwolf, >> right? Okay, that's fair. >> It's not going to be a dodo. >> Nicabar pigeons. Yeah, it's going to be >> the closest living relatives of dodos now, which will in time, Brad, because what could go wrong after gene edits to create the desired body and head shape, we're going to get a freak out of this. Allow them to breed dodos. This is going to get bad. >> It's going to be a dot. >> Okay, so all birds are dinosaurs. And

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also, I'm just gonna I sent >> I know where this is going to end up. >> No, I sent you a link chat. Have you seen the shoe bill? Because if you're talking about dinosaur birds, that is the one. And it's still freaking alive. Go look at that YouTube video. >> Holy crap. I know this. Yeah. Hang on a second. >> It is insane. That >> I hate it. I Yeah, that's that's ridiculous. Yeah. >> Look at that. >> That's That is not real. >> Yes. You are full of

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>> favorite animal. It's a shoe bill. [Applause] It's like five feet tall. >> It's huge. >> Okay, that's creepy. Okay, these people these these uh what's the word? The bird lovers starts with an O. Um >> ostrich. >> No, no, the bird lovers. >> Somebody in the chat. I don't know. Somebody look up uh studies birds. This guy, look at his tattoo there. See that? >> Orthologist, you mean? >> Orth? Yeah, that there you go. Um, so

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this guy's got uh that creepy bird on his leg. And in this story, this chick scientist has a dodo tattoo on her leg. It's like >> he's going to end up in the stomach of one of those birds, >> right? These people don't know what they're what they're they are real, Brad. Like I thought the same thing as you. When I first saw one, I was like, that is not real. They're nearly in in extinct, so they're protected. >> Oh, yeah. >> They are real. >> Looks like a art. It's a damn artich

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choke with legs at right there. You know what we call that one? That is called the pondering artich choke. >> That's a good name for a band like >> right. Thank you. But does that not look like he's pondering the next >> Oh my god. You want to pronounce that from Lep? >> Or did I? >> Really? I didn't hear that. Sorry. >> Hey, how about you pay a little attention? >> Wow. Why don't you listen to Brad sometimes? You know, >> good grief. How about you open the ears?

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You know what I'm saying? >> To be shut is to be open. Huh? Come on. Want to wrestle? >> I posted I post wrestle. Come on. I'm ready. Let's wrestle. >> Okay. So, um I posted >> Get out of my way. We're wrestling. >> I'm gonna make the pregnant woman cry now. >> Oh jeez. >> Wow. She's going to play the pregnancy card. Okay. So, um I think I think we've talked about this uh something like this before. Um I I posted this video. I

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don't know if it was yesterday or the day before. I don't know. Somebody like I I post way too much. So anyway, uh I I I retweeted this and I said, "My America and and but you know what? Um >> I know what Brad's going to say and so I'm going to play this, but this is a UPS driver and he stops at a uh at a lemonade stand with three girls and um >> bend and snap." >> And watch this. >> So how much is it? >> How much is it? >> Right. >> 50 cent.

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>> 50 cent. Now hold your thought there, Brad, because I know what you're going to say and I and I'm I'm with you to a point. So just hang on. That's what I'm going to do. Okay. >> I tell you what I'm going to do. >> Let me see who made it. >> Who made it? >> Well, it was >> Oh my god. This is delicious. >> That's delicious. Right. >> This is what I'm going to do. Okay. Cuz I don't have a lot of change. I'm going

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to give you this >> $20 to each girl. Huh? >> My America. >> How awesome is that? For a little >> What's y'all names? >> What's y'all names? >> Anna, Abby. >> Madison, Emma, and Abby. I'm TJ. Okay. >> All right. All right. Nice meeting you. >> Okay. Now, hang on a second. I I got a couple thoughts here that I >> Where your grandma stay? >> Where your grandma stay? Okay. So, Brad, I already know two thoughts that you

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have. Um because I can read your mind. Uh would you like to share any of them? >> No, you just No. >> Get a file. Get a file. I said it. >> Okay. So, so Rebecca got there first. Um but that that's not that's not really where I was going. Um, I thought that might I thought that that might be a secondary thought of and this is this is a this is a commentary on our world where we see a feel-good video like this and we got to ruin it because we think the worst of humanity.

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>> I want to believe that there are some good guys out there who are like, "Here, you know what? I like your lemonade." And >> but hang on, hang on, hang on. >> I want to believe that, too. But if some grown ass man came and gave money to my daughter saying he liked her, >> they have a No, no, no. Hang on. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. He They have >> You even started it. >> They have a lemonade stand. Okay. So, the purpose is to make money from people driving by. And I Hold on. Hold on. I

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have to say this. I can't let this keep going without saying this. I don't think anything nefarious about this guy. Okay? I don't. I'm just saying when you're watching something like this, it pops into your head. Especially when you consider not far from here a couple of years ago, a little girl was actually kidnapped and killed by a UPS driver. Maybe it was FedEx. I forget. Anyway, uh FedEx, I think. Um so, but that's a crime of opportunity. This right here is This is a lemonade stand. I don't think

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it >> is. This Amazon driver that sits around for 20 minutes. >> Here's a here's the thought that I thought Brad was going to have. >> Do you have to record it? >> That's Yes, that was the Yes, I >> You have to record it. That's the only thing that I pause and I go, "Do you have to record it?" And then and then I convince myself, well, look, maybe he'll convince by posting this someone else to do something really nice for a little kid somewhere as well.

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>> Um and and that but again, um >> we all have to get past everybody does and all three of us do the same thing. We record things hoping people will watch them. >> Sure. >> Because we make money sometimes from it or some of us do. I wish I did. Um >> I know. >> Uh I mean Becca could be making money pretty much. I mean all she has to do is turn the damn camera on. The money rolls in cuz you know >> I wish that was true. >> Norcs and stuff. Um but >> Oh, you could Hey, see if that domain's

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available. Norcs and stuff. >> We'll wait. >> We already looked up great Norcs, but nor you're right. It gives you it gives you a little bit you know you keep it you keep it kind of uh ambiguous enough then you can get you you can go any direction. >> So be gocs in like the letter norks in stuff right? >> Yeah but I I'm kind of a grammar purist in that I want to do a and d. I'm sorry >> don't be a [ __ ] Nor >> I want to do a and I don't like the I

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don't like the amberand and >> it doesn't matter. It's nor if you ever see me use an amberan on a tweet that's because I was crammed for space there. Rebecca, it's available and I'm I will sell it to you for $100. >> Like that guy that bought my name.com and then >> what started texting me? >> Oh yeah. >> Like do you want to buy No, I don't actually. You just >> Yeah, but you really But you want But you really wants.com. I know you.

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>> Hang on a second. So So I I just want to say I love that that guy gave 60 bucks. I think it's very Yes. Very smart to do. >> And that's what I'm saying. It's my America and and if he hadn't recorded it, uh then I wouldn't have had that warm fuzzy in my heart. >> Right. Exactly. So So that's we need content. >> Okay. So So >> I got to say this, I'm happy he did record it and he probably did because like somebody like me would accuse him

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of being a pedophile. While why would he put it online recording himself doing that if he was gonna rape them? You know, >> you you you was gonna rape them, he wouldn't have recorded it unless he wanted to have a souvenir like serious. >> All right, we're good. >> Brad, now we're getting into the true crime stuff here. >> Thank you. You're welcome. >> Uh, okay. So, I want to read an excerpt from uh Adam Johnson. He is Via Getty. He's the lect turn guy. Remember him? He

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stole the the He stole it. He He just He took it like 10 feet. >> He moved it. Yeah. >> Thief. Uh, and his website is, uh, unlicensedf furniturem movers.com. unlicensedfern movers.com. It's hysterical. >> I think I've talked to him. >> Uh, so he he he write he wrote in his book here. Okay. Uh, leaving our home for the first time after the capital would be as nerve-wracking as leaving to deliver a child. You do your best to be prepared for any outcome, but there's no

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guarantee that anything will go smoothly. The public threats on our lives had made us debate endlessly about where we would be welcomed and where we would be safe. There was also the matter of choosing how we would present ourselves to the world. How many public displays of loss and shame would be required of us to reenter society. Am I really expected to abandon my convictions and principles forever? I would have time to put these questions through rigorous testing in the years to come. But first, lunch. On any given day

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of the week, you might find me at my local beef bradies. I'm a creature of habit, and by nature, my mornings typically follow a strict pattern of jiu-jitsu than wings. It has become such a frequent event that I do not need to order anymore, and I'm just brought the usual. the whole staff as well as the hefty collection of retirees knew. >> Is there going to be a point to this somewhere? >> Damn, you are impatient. You are so [ __ ] impatient. >> TLDDR. You're >> really pissing me off right now.

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>> She's doing it, too. >> She tapping on the damn mic, bro. >> I didn't tap the mic. >> Holy [ __ ] I You people are more callous than me. I am. I >> She tapped the mic. >> I did not. >> Did you tap the Oh my gosh. He's >> Now I'm tapping. >> He's telling on you. >> I've seen you tap the mic. >> That's right. Oh yeah. >> My red sexy mic. >> Hold on a second. Let me >> Let me get Let me get comfortable now.

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Do it again. >> You too. You suck. >> Keep reading. >> No. No. Bottom line is um you know it's not even worth it now. Buy the book. You know what? Buy the book. But what book is it? >> It's uh Taking a Stand. >> You like that double on top? >> That's clever. >> It is right by Adam Johnson. Go and check it out at unlicensed furniture movers.com. You know, he should pay me for that, but of course I didn't. >> You really should. I think Have you not

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talked to him? >> Yeah, he was on Pack Wednesday. Yeah. Yeah. So, um, anyway, but bottom line is he was absolutely accepted back into society because we're not [ __ ] on the right like the left dancing on the grave of Charlie Kirk. The point I was trying to make, >> no unity. >> What's that? Oh, [ __ ] Unity. You know what? Look at this. You know what? Look, I found another book uh recently. You recognize this guy? >> Spend a little, save a lot. Home improvements. Who that is?

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>> Who's that guy right there? A Brad Stags. Author Brad Stags. I appreciate your compliment. I was just going to throw a question at you, Brad. Do you think I would do well with a milk stand? >> Oh god. >> Does your milkshake bring all the boys to the yard? >> No. >> You brought it. Oh, look at this. Look at this guy. Look at this. The home improvement. Hey Brad, would you uh ever build something like this? >> You could help you could help out with the toilet fixing.

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>> You fix Are those ho? What? They drill holes. He just he drilled like screws or something >> after I complete this last. >> So now he's got rubber bands there. You seeing that? Seeing that? Oh yeah. There we go. See, he got the TLDDR miss. >> Instead of going this way, we're now going to go the long way. So we'll start with this one right here. >> I can't wait to see what >> Oh yeah. Hang on a second. Uh uh good point there by Jeffy. Apologist. Adam

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Johnson's been on on the Friday live stream as well. That's right. Yes, he has a couple times, actually. >> All right, let's >> give you guys a better view. I don't know if he's making a tennis rack. I don't know what we're doing here. >> Stretch it all the way over here. Set the camera back up. >> Brad, what are we doing here? Any any know it's a good way to get [ __ ] all over. >> Homemade pasta. >> A homemade pasta. Look at this.

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>> He's strained pasta. >> There you go. >> The toilet. >> Notice how it collects all the pasta. >> There you go. >> Perfectly. Take this lid. You're going to bring it down. Give it a good push. >> Oh, come on now. >> Bring it up. Bring it right to the kitchen. >> Bring it right to the kitchen, Brad. >> Uh oh. >> No. >> No. No. >> Ask. >> Not just no, but hell no. That is nasty. >> I hate people too, Jack.

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>> I'm going to grab my [ __ ] Hang on. >> I just grabbed my [ __ ] but he ran away from me. I didn't want Rebecca to be the only one grabbing it. >> No. >> We done. >> He is not. Everybody got Everybody got their cats. >> Look how soft and fluffy that [ __ ] is. >> All right. >> It is. It is a nice soft fluffy [ __ ] >> Does it ever bite you though? >> Oh, mine bites me all the time. We got some teeth, Keith. >> He's got some teeth, Keith.

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>> Uh, just trying to figure out what else we're gonna Oh, look at this. The Gar Bear sent me a video. Dar Bear has also been Thursday guest a couple of times talking about uh central bank digital currencies and 15inut cities. I I know you guys love those over there in uh in Norway, right? You got what? Five minute cities. Look at this. Look at this. >> Yeah. >> Sorry. You got this facial recognition. So, these people are in the crowd at the concert, right? And uh the facial

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recognition it it Oh, why are we doing music again? See, look at this. It recognizes and it knows your name. Ah, you think you're just at a concert? No. No. You're in a database, y'all. >> Question. Does that thing have a a problem with Instagram face? Because you know that's a thing, right? Where everybody just looks the same. >> I don't know what >> No, that's just black people. I think >> that that is a thing on um oh what was it was it Tesla? It was something uh

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>> it was the facial recognition software in San Francisco. All it could not discern between black faces. >> That is >> it could not >> I'm surprised that didn't happen in China. But yes, >> that um that uh that concert was the ban >> fat Chinese.com. >> Fat I'm sorry. What was that? >> You never see fat Chinese people really. >> Well, I mean communist countries don't have a lot of food. >> FatChinese.com is available. You guys

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showed me a video of a that you don't see Down syndrome in Chinese ever. Was that you guys or was that something else? >> It was not us, but that's probably because they abort uh you know, they had the one child policy. They uh >> No, no, it was not that. It was and it was very racist and very funny. >> No, Chinese Down syndrome is not a rare condition. Down syndrome occurs in all populations globally in China with blah blah blah with an incidence of approximately 3.05 05 per 10,000 live

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births in a study from China. But you're right, you very rarely ever see >> what's the vaccine schedule in China. Just ask him for a friend. >> Let's see. Uh >> how okay ask it to compare the vaccine schedule for American children compared to Chinese children? Just curious. I I I literally have no followup. I'm just curious. >> China CDC Weekly. Well, there's a um China's national childhood immunization schedule as of the 20 Excuse me, I meant to throw up. Um, as of the 2021 version

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includes vaccines for hepatitis B, tuberculosis. Do do we do we immunize kids here for tuberculosis? >> I >> Yeah, >> we do. >> TB. I mean, you might as well. You do 87. What What is >> Polio tetanas? I think at this point we're just trying to figure out what we're not immunizing for. >> Uh Ms. Rebella. I had the MS. I think I told you that. Um >> you get that. How old were you? It >> would have been first grade. And you never did ask us about the thing we did as a kid that

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we're embarrassed about, which I have a good one. Um >> I'm saving that for next week. >> Why? >> Because we're running out of time and >> I might be dead next week. >> I mean, that's true. Then you know I tell you what if that if that is to happen then uh Rebecca >> should I write it down? Should I write it down? You can read it in. Yeah. Yeah. >> Um >> yeah but those are the ones in in what did you say? Compare China to >> America vaccine rates or vaccine

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schedule for kids. >> Uh compare the Chinese childhood vac. Hey, let's uh while you're doing that um and Grock's thinking or doing whatever, uh let's do a temperature check on threei Atlas. Uh we got it changing colors now. We got it um >> I don't know. It's um >> is it slowed down? >> I don't think it's slowed down, but it's uh >> and and remember, who are we trusting to give us the information on >> Oh my gosh. Listen to this. Yeah. Right.

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Right. Listen to this. Listen to this. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. China information on the vaccines. Hold that thought. Listen to this. This this is a line from the threei Atlas story I have printed up here. Scientists from the European Southern Observatory's very This is hilarious. It's called So it's the European Southern Observatory. Okay. It it's but it's it's in Chile. It's in Chile and it's called the European Do they not know their continents? Anyway, European Southern Observatory's very

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large telescope. That's its technical name in Chile. uh reported a dramatic rise in cyanide and nickel outgassing. How about that word, y'all? Outging. >> Love that one. >> I mean, that's I mean, that's a we're gonna bring that phrase to this household, I'll tell you that. I'm sorry. Outgasting. Uh which has changed the mysterious object's color from red to green over the last two weeks. I don't know, man. Um where we at on this thing, y'all? What are we saying? It's a

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comet even though it doesn't have a tail. Where we at? Where we at? Alien spaceship. Spaceship. Cool. >> It's a ship. >> So, I'm not going to have to buy Christmas presents this year, right? >> Probably not. I love this. I'm gonna keep asking because uh I haven't bought anything yet. And >> Trump is speaking from the White House >> about what? >> I don't know. >> Slamming Democrats for voting against Charlie Kirk resolution. Is that is that

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what he's speaking about? >> I bet. >> Say that again. He's what? >> Slamming Democrats for voting against Charlie Kirk resolution. >> Boy, they have felt emboldened. The demons in the line. They really I mean I I >> I know they were speaking out against it today like AOC and everything. It's just grotesque honestly. Um hey is uh is what's her name? Bridget Mcronone. Is that a guy or a girl? What are we where are we at on that? Cuz she's going to

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drop or something in the courtroom. I don't know. >> I don't see that's the other thing that and that's the other Candace thing that I don't again I don't know why people don't like Candace but um >> because she's an anti-semite. That's why she >> I don't I don't know enough about >> No, she is. >> She has said okay. >> She does not like the Jews and everything's Israel. >> Yeah. Yeah, it's true. >> You know what? With the just left in the

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live stream, I should bring this up now. Um >> No, I won't because I don't know enough now. Um >> Okay. Uh but yeah, you're right. She is definitely um anti-Israel for sure. Um, >> there's a difference between being anti-Jew and anti-Israel. >> That's true. That's true. That's true. Um, >> I've had to contend with that a little bit because just, >> you know what, Google this instead of uh is Candace Owen a anti-semite? Could you

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Google Do the Pacific and Atlantic oceans do they not mix? Is that a real thing? Cuz this video, look at this. That looks like something happening somewhere. And someone said, "You know what? We should say that." Google that for me. >> Of course, they mix all of right. I know. I know. There's not like a freaking wall there. But but that being said, there is a weird thing that animals do where um before >> I the animals don't >> the ATL and it autofilled Atlantic and Pac Pacific Ocean mix.

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>> Okay, that's bull crap. This is I didn't even play all this before I played it because it was a in a comment and so I didn't I just had it I didn't know what I was going to play here. >> That's cool looking. >> It's very cool but it's not real. It can't Good Lord M. >> It could be real if you have two if you have two bodies of water. Yeah. I mean that's those are just >> No, no. What I'm saying is Hold on. Let me clarify. >> Do I think this may have happened at

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some point? Maybe. >> Okay. But I'm not saying that the the Pacific and Atlantic don't ever mix. I don't think that's what's happening here. >> Do they touch each other? >> Are there Cuz aren't there like oceans? I mean, it's all one big body of water. >> I think the Indian Ocean gets jealous because the Atlantic Ocean and the Pacific Ocean are doing their thing. >> But who wants to I'm not going to say. >> No, you're not. >> Are those the oceans bumping ugly?

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>> Okay. What's happening here? What are we doing? I I haven't seen this video. I have no >> back an ocean turd. >> What is he? What are we doing? I have no idea what's happening here. It's like two colors. >> What is I am so confused, but I do see a Chinese flag back there. What is happening? >> And somebody needs to >> I got to start previewing these damn videos. All right, so do the Atlantic and the Pacific. >> Well, they they mix, but it's a slow and

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gradual process. Not a sudden blending. And the other thing is that there are underwater lakes in the ocean. Yeah, look for those sometime because it's weird. It has to do with the salinity and these they're like separate bodies of they don't mix easily because of the salinity levels. >> Oh, >> and so you have underwater lakes and you have underwater waterfalls and all kinds of weird stuff. >> Okay. Uh that is that sounds very intriguing actually. I will look into that.

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>> Before we go, >> not as intriguing as Norcs, but close. you know, uh, as an only child, I never had a sibling, not an older brother or kids sister or anything like that and sucked because, you know, wanted somebody to beat up or rough house with. And, uh, but, uh, there's a lot of love in this household here. Before we go, uh, an older brother, uh, made a certificate because I don't know if it was his baby brother or baby sister. I can't understand what's happening here.

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Uh, just learned how to swim or took swimming lessons. So, um, this kid, uh, made a a certificate, a certificate, uh, for his, uh, younger sibling. a certificate for Brendan's or >> see that >> finishing swimming lessons. >> All right. Look at that. >> So much money. >> This says um >> see that >> certificate. This is certificate. Certificate. It's a certificate. >> It is a certificate. >> Underwater. >> Okay. I don't know what this kid's going

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for as far as spelling, but we may have something larger to address here. >> Is that is that Dan Coyle as a child? >> Honestly, I What is happening? >> Says pool. >> It says pool. He didn't even spell. So Brighton, I think, is the kid's name, the sibling. So this is a certificate. Pull brighten certificate. >> Why is one dead over there though? >> Why is what? >> Why is there a dead person over it, though? Oh yeah, >> you have the one standing in the water

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and the one >> Okay, so this is Brighton. This is the sibling that just got the certificate kit. Okay, and this is uh this is the neighbor's kid that didn't quite >> This says Brighton and this says love Brighty. >> Oh, Brighty. So it's Brighty is his name. >> Okay, Brighty. How old >> Wow, I love it, buddy. >> All right. How old do you think Brighty is? >> 42. >> 42. So, so Bry's 42 and and that's how we're supposed to certificate and pool

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and >> you're very sweet >> and good at >> Good job making something for your brother. >> Yeah. [Laughter] That's funny. It's funny. There it is. The certificate. Okay. So anyway, um >> we in in Scandinavia we have smart children and I wish I could show you that video because you would have thought it was really funny but you wouldn't understand the language. But it is a girl that starts school the first year >> and this reporter comes up to her and

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asks her, "Oh, how do you feel about the first day of school?" And she looks at the lady, she's like, "First we have to go to kindergarten and then we have to go to this and then we have to go to start school and then we have to go to high school and then we have to go to university and then we have to get a job. Are we never going to get any peace?" She looks so tired. So funny. >> I like it. How old was >> like first first day of school ever? >> At least she knows. At least she knows.

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>> Five, six. He's not going into it thinking it's going to be fun because I got news for you. I hate it. >> Can Can you Can you watch this for just a second because it's it's >> it's important. It's a public service announcement. >> I don't know if I trust Brad. >> Wait, can you pull the volume down there? >> Well, you want to hear? >> No, not if they're speaking, you know, gibberish, right? What What say what she say? >> It's You want to see it? You want to

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hear him? >> Okay. >> You want to stay for breakfast? >> Oops. Her husband. [Applause] >> What if I were the one to take your spot? [Music] Don't park in handicap just in case. Okay. Well, how would you feel if they took your spot? >> See, because he was buffing the other dude's wife. >> No, I got it. I picked up on that. >> He was parking in between. >> Is that like is that for like weird >> people who's like I really want to cheat, but I don't want to feel guilty

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about it. So, I'll find somebody in a wheelchair. >> Yes, that's exactly what >> Okay, hold on a second. Time out. >> It's hard for It's because they can't chase you because they're in a wheelchair because they're crippled. I went to the University of Nebraska and when I was on the radio station there, uh me and this liberal chick, we had this conversation about the there's there was a couple of handicap computer uh spots in the big main library.

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>> Computers were handicapped. >> So, no. So, it was about 20 computer spots, right? And early days of the internet, you know, people don't have computers. There's a couple handicap places. And I went in there one day and all of the the able-bodied spots were full. And so I sat down at a handicap place and every now and then I'd click and I'd be like just seeing make sure there's no no [ __ ] waiting to get over here. And so um and she got pissed at me. It was became this like talk show

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topic that we had on the college radio station like nobody was using that computer spot. Back off. And I eat at the big tables at at Wendy's too, you know. So stop it. >> Stop it. If No. Now now the the car thing's different in that when I go inside I don't know who's out there. I'm not advocating for the parking spot, but if I'm using a computer or a table, if someone rolls in there and they're looking over like they're used to that spot, then I'll get up. Sure.

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>> Right. >> I mean, what? But sorry, when I'm in the US and I see that, I'm just like I don't know what to say, guys, cuz it's usually a person that's been overeating for a while. >> Okay, >> thank you. >> Okay, >> no one likes a fat [ __ ] >> Wait, >> but they're not crippled. That's my point. >> Wait, wait, wait to justify that one. That's good. Okay. So, I hope everybody has a great weekend. I don't know if uh

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if Brad's about to go and whip somebody over there. One of them chicks back there. >> That is a scratching thingy. I would like to have >> Oh, yeah. I see the little scratchy nailing thing. >> Little paw little like cat paw scratchy thing. >> All right, everybody. I hope you have a a great uh what? We got a weekend coming up here. Any big plans, Brad? Rebecca, y'all doing anything fun? >> What's it What's the temperature over in Oslo right now? What's temperature?

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>> I don't know. >> 37° C. >> I don't know. >> No, that's the >> current temperature in Oslo. >> Is that good? Is that good? >> Right here. >> It's 60. Oh, it's getting hot there now. >> 16 is Fahrenheit. 60. I'm hanging up. Have a great weekend. Brad, did you say what you were going to do or should I just hang up? >> Me and Schnoj back here. Schno on a jin. >> Okay, I'm leaving. Goodbye. >> What? Goodbye.