What REALLY Happens When the TSA Gets Weird  |  06/13/25
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What REALLY Happens When the TSA Gets Weird | 06/13/25

Keith Malinak is back for another Friday free-for-all with Brad Staggs and Rebecca—and yes, it goes off the rails fast. From TSA pat-down horror stories to a showdown between 100 men and a gorilla, this episode delivers laugh-out-loud commentary and classic banter from your favorite unfiltered crew.

Along the way, you’ll hear:
 – Rebecca’s Viking baby name reveal
 – Why the TSA might redirect you to DickTicklers.com (seriously)
 – A heated debate over whether any federal agencies should carry guns
– Keith’s controversial poll about arming the IRS
– Brad’s theory on the real cause of inflation: screw worms
– And how a fat cat nearly brought down Rebecca’s entire home office

It's the classic Happy Hour you came to expect with this "Trio: Dios Mio" back together. Pull up a chair, crack something cold, and unwind with the only podcast where TSA, colostrum, and constitutional outrage can all live in the same sentence.

CHAPTERS: 00:40 – Brad’s acoustic jam + Keith rushes in from the warehouse
13:45 – Motel physics and Rebecca’s jetlag
18:10 – Breaking news: Iran bombs Tel Aviv?!
21:07 – Baby name reveal: Rebecca goes full Viking
27:57 – TSA sexual assault? DickTicklers.com says hello
33:20 – 100 Men vs a Gorilla: Keith draws the line
41:12 – Arkansas is cheap and we know why
51:47 – Should we disarm the feds? Keith’s poll says yes
1:01:45 – The USDA with guns and other bizarre truths
1:14:00 – Rebecca’s cat collapses the shelf (for real)
1:23:00 – Spelling Bee chaos and massive derailment

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