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You are choosing it Leave it alone now Just need time, time Leave it alone now You will find, find We all have the rightness to be Okay, okay, okay for now

We all have the lightness to be okay, okay, okay for now

Brad (00:40.11)
Don't be concerned about your job not working out You will figure out every moment We'll pass in a moment and everything that you need will be open Leave it alone now, just need time, time Leave it alone now, you will find,

We all have the lightness to be okay, okay, okay for now. We all have the lightness to be okay, okay, okay for now.

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Love is all we needed to be here for

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Love is all we needed to be here for

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Leave it alone now, you just need time, time Leave it alone now, you will find, find

is to be okay okay okay for now we all have the lightness to be okay okay okay for now

Brad (02:55.936)
Did I watch the birds? Moving through the harbor? Woke in your water, in your arms I'd stay, forever if I could Forever if I may Keep me in your thoughts and disappear

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So!

There's a new life in the Zambia This is how I feel, nothing else true Nothing else can ever be taken away from you Sinking in the clouds

think that should last. Just put to bed and stand beside me, stand beside me. Always on your side, and on your side, and so on.

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you're so alive you're so alive

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you

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on your side on your side on your side on your side

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The football kids with the sport is dogs when you stay home

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you ever get bored with the job you got? You wanted it badly but wish you were on the job

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I've it takes to be on my way With pen and paper I'll say I know you all Read about yourselves and my say I've got what it takes to be on my way With pen and paper I'll say

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Do you ever get tired of the friends you have? As you've been talking, there's no stopping for now.

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Whatever you're starting always goes on for years

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12 tires in my eye

Kick me outta sight

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you

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Read about yourselves in my essay I've got what it takes to be on my way And I've got pain

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You still love my mom

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I said when I was drunk Didn't mean to call you back

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said what you threw at me Please tell me Please

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It's no surprise to me I am my own worst enemy Cause every now and then I kick the living shit out of me The smoke alarm is going off and there's a cigarette Still burning Please tell me why My car is in the front yard And I'm sleeping with the clothes on

can't!

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I am your darling

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I'm a strong rocker, I didn't mean to call you back

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in your room in my room in your

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Keith (13:16.183)
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like better together

back

Rebecca (13:30.411)
still

Keith (13:42.05)
Hey

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Keith (13:50.71)
tell you what, one of these days, I'm absolutely gonna put Brad Staggs on the screen while we're doing the music there. Uh-oh, didn't expect me to come you so quickly, did you?

I'm always, always ready.

I mean, always are you.

I just, mean, I did just sit down and I had to run from the back of the house warehouse here, but we're cleaning things up. We're going through the, the warehouse and, moving stuff around and.

What doing back there anyway?

Keith (14:20.43)
Well, we've been at a hotel or a warehouse.

Hold on.

Brad (14:24.746)
No, it's the warehouse of the of the motel. It's not a hotel. It's motel. My bad.

So hold on, the warehouse is bigger than the motel it would have been.

It's bigger on the inside.

Huh. Yeah. Okay. All right. Well.

It just, you know, some things are, some things are physics wise challenging.

Keith (14:44.002)
For me, everything is challenging, especially.

I can understand maps is hard.

So as always, I want to thank Hero West for making sure that this show shows up everywhere. And we get on Spotify, iTunes, iHeart, radio, all the places. That'll be later on. And then it also appears at youtube.com slash at the mic. There's a Rumble channel. mean, there's no excuse. You should find this somewhere. Obviously, you're here on X and this will be pinned to the top. There's archives up there. I'm going to act like I'm on Brady Bunch. Yeah, see, it's pinned up there.

See, it's up there.

Just make sure that you pin it in the right place because afterward i've seen people do that and then there's nothing there and you're like dude, what a doof

Keith (15:28.758)
Okay, yeah, yeah, it takes a time. And I often forget, it takes me days sometimes to remember to add these shows to the archive. If you missed yesterday's deep dive, we talked about the Ludlow Massacre, a very important event in American history back in 1914 in Southern Colorado. It had a big impact on a lot of things in this country. And I appreciate y'all rolling with the technical issues. If you saw, there was a Google Cloud outage that affected StreamYard. So I had to use a backup feed and

It was because of the protests.

Probably, probably. And also, Gabby, thanks for all you do over Instagram. Don't forget, you can follow Gabby at Jeffy Apologist. Is that confusing or what? And then over on X, and then Wes, he's at that guy at PGU. And Mr. Brad Staggs, of course, thedailymojo.com, where he does this thing every weekday morning at 8 a.m. Eastern. guess what? Rebecca is back.

So what is so ironic, what is so ironic, she comes to America, hell, she comes to DFW, and we didn't, by the way, get to do lunch, the three of us, but she comes to DFW and she isn't on the show for a couple of weeks. She has to fly to the other side of the planet in order to join us again. So anyway, it's great having you back here. I hope things are, how was your trip?

It was great. just I am suffering from jet lag so bad. came back yesterday. now the day before yesterday, which day is it's Friday, right? Yeah, day before yesterday. See, I'm telling you.

Keith (17:00.657)
you're a true-

Keith (17:07.682)
Now who took care of your cat?

The person is looking good.

He is fat and heavy as usual and a big boy still.

Is that fat with a pH or an F? Okay, just.

Both.

Keith (17:21.472)
And so who was watching the kitty?

My mom was watching the kiddie. So he's been home for the entirety of my trip.

Okay, that's helpful.

Keith (17:29.966)
Did he destroy anything because he was pissed at you for not being there?

Looks like he's pulled the curtain, like the thing that holds my curtains out of the wall a little bit. So I'm going to have to fix that because he's heavy. It's like seven kilos. So he starts.

My mom won't watch my cat anymore.

Why?

she's dead?

Keith (17:53.389)
How many pounds?

Are you she just laughed at my mom being dead.

Well, your cat is 15 and a half pounds, huh?

Yeah, he's a big boy. I'm telling you

boy that's a big boy okay so there's so much happening right now I don't know has World War 3 started yet it feels

Rebecca (18:10.262)
I think so. Did you not see just minutes ago Iran was bombing Tel Aviv and there's an apartment building on fire?

And by the way, Kara3022 and anybody in the chat, I appreciate the updates because I'm too lazy typically to turn on the TV or the tablet or the extra phone. I'm looking at three dark screens right here. A good host would be monitoring what's happening in the world, especially if I have options. So thank you for all of your updates there in the chat. And that was one thing I saw Jonathan said.

You guys couldn't chat yesterday when we were on the other provider so that sucks. Sorry about that. And Leslie is asking if YouTube's not working. It doesn't air until 8 o'clock Eastern on Thursday and Friday nights. We no longer livestream over there. It's ex or bust Leslie. I'm sorry about that. And then there was another good question and

Because YouTube can be ick days.

Yeah, so, yeah, YouTube just pissed me off.

Brad (19:18.254)
So I said the next day.

They me out once because I criticized China.

What?

Not that I'm surprised, but...

Yeah, hold on a second. There was a good question here that I see over here that I don't see over here. Jonathan was asking, what does the PGU stand for on Wes's handle? It stands for Pat Gray Unleashed. That is the show that I produce over on the Blaze. That's my day job. And then one last thing here I want to get to. Oh, no, that's not it. Hooray for Gabby. Yes, yes, Toby. But Toby, was asking, Rebecca, how's your health? Is everything going well? Because I know you had a special visit to.

Keith (19:55.49)
I don't know, someplace here in Texas when you were here, right?

little belly pregnancy spa, yeah

Hold on a second, they did an ultrasound for you, right?

Yes, they did. I went for a scan. It's really sweet. They have them all over Texas, actually. So.

What do you just like you just walk in and be like yo, I need an ultrasound. Here's how much

Rebecca (20:17.646)
Your appointment online and then they call you you confirm it's like a drop-in in thing and yeah They do gender gender reveal and like all of the different types of scans and they do also pregnancy massage and like if you're a woman and you're pregnant You know how horrible your feet and your body aches then the pregnancy? Massage is just because you're not supposed to get there's a lot of things you're not supposed to do as a pregnant woman so, know, it's nice to have

That's all.

Rebecca (20:47.553)
expert.

Women are always complaining about being pregnant. Just let us do it.

would love to see you do it, Brad.

The species would die out next week if men had to be pregnant. I'm sorry, men can be pregnant. I apologize. Sorry to get you kicked off the X for saying that men couldn't get pregnant.

So hang on.

Keith (21:09.302)
Right, right. So hang on a second. So you're saying that you know the gender of the baby, right?

Yeah, it's a girl.

But what if the baby changes its mind and says, hey, I want to be a boy?

There's no such thing.

Are they sure sure I mean can they be positive?

Rebecca (21:29.974)
Never be a hot like I know of cases where they've thought you know It's been a certain sex and then the baby's born and just like whoops So I'm hoping I have my my What do you call it like scheduled scan here back here in Norway next week So I hope that I get the same you know that they see the same because I bought I'm telling you

You bought pink clothes?

I bought a lot of dresses. I cowboy hats on him and know, horses.

little dude

Brad (22:04.942)
So hang on. It's 2025. You're covered either way.

you know what, since Toby asked you, I'm kind of gonna walk into something here a little bit earlier than I planned to, but I want to get this up here. Have you come up with a name yet for your baby? Okay, and are you sharing that name?

Yeah.

Rebecca (22:22.286)
Yes.

Rebecca (22:27.022)
Yeah, people know

Okay, hold on. Before you tell us then, let's just see, is it any of these names here? I know it's hard to read. me zoom in here. These are stunning rare girl names for 2025. Are you ready? Are you going with Livingston? No. No, okay. Monaco, Winslow, Della, Everett, Greer. Stop me if any of these are what you're considering. Adella, Edie,

Nope. Nope.

Rebecca (22:58.19)
Excuse me, I have to interrupt. Who the heck would name their baby Ireland after what goes on in Ireland?

Believe it

And that's a nice name though.

Yeah. It's getting a reputation, let's say. Perla, Winter, Estee, Conley, Daley, Camden, Everlyn, James, Naya, Matea, Nolan, Blythe, Theodora, Afra, Delcey, Cove, Ellis, Afra, Dove, Isadora,

adora

Keith (23:39.784)
Miller, Huntley, Esmeray, Verity, what the hell is that? Gaia, that's like, that's what you worship the planet. Elia, Brighton, Hemsley, and Palma, none of those.

Esmeray? What is that? Sounds like some weird ass science fiction name.

That was, yeah, that was the cat. What was that cat?

my god, the cop's driving me crazy over here.

Australian Health Practitioner Regulation Agency. sorry. That's our opera. That's not Afra. What was the other one? Everly? What was the other one? That last one?

Keith (24:15.158)
Okay, alright.

I don't know, I closed it. Palmer? Hensley and...

Right here you Palmer.

no palma over here i can tell you that no it's none of those names no

Okay, hang on a second. Let me see what else I have something else here for you. There is an article that has, this is hysterical, the title of the article, the headline says, have baby names gone too far? The internet is divided on millennials' unique approach to naming their kids. And as the article says, here are some recent names. So this chick named,

Keith (25:01.304)
Francesca Farago named her kids Poetry and Locket. Let's see here. We've got Nara Smith named her daughters, Whimsy Lou, Rumble Honey, and Slim Easy.

Rumble honey?

I hope Slim EZ gets really fat.

See somebody somewhere is listening right now with that name. Yeah

Keith (25:27.586)
Yeah. Here's a quote from somebody in the article. We just named our baby John and people are floored. Like oldest name in the book and people are shocked because we didn't name him Rockland or something. Let's see, Pony Ramon. Let's see here. Okay, I love this. I love this. This is somebody I think in the comments wrote, I've worked in veterinary medicine since I was 16. And I kid you not.

People are naming their kids like dogs and their dogs like people. Why is your Yorkie poo Alexis and your son Ripley? Let's see. Tangelo Rhombus Jones.

Tangelo is not a name. Orangelo is.

I'm just reading the article, did you want to tell us the name that you've chosen for your soon to be daughter, which is what, mid November?

Mid-November, yes.

Brad (26:22.552)
It's Tangelo, isn't it?

Tangella or Tangella?

Yes, yeah, you got me. No, it's not. It's actually an old Viking name.

hold on. Let's see. Hold on

million. Is it for a million?

Rebecca (26:34.894)
It's not vermillion, no. You can actually pronounce it, so don't worry.

Hang on a second, hang on, hang on a second.

Brad (26:45.454)
to net us.

It's not Astrid. it's not Freya.

What does it start with?

It starts with an E.

there's no E on this list. we do. Erica?

Brad (26:58.466)
That's a dream.

Not Erica, but that's closer.

I didn't know Gertrude was a Viking name.

Gertrude is a Viking name. Yeah

Thanks for camel.

Keith (27:11.758)
Where's my Gertrude picture? Somebody stole my picture of Gertrude. That was my great...

Who's Gertrude?

Jonathan is not gonna beat Camilla, no.

Alright, now I'm pissed. spent a whole show looking for my belt.

Every time I hear the name Camilla, I think of, I hear a horse whinny. Thank you.

Rebecca (27:30.552)
That is funny.

here we go. So here's the greatest set. Yeah, right there. There's Gertrude. There's Gertrude. Okay. All right.

security.

I'll give you a hint it means It means help protection snow in whelish it means snow so it's actually also a name used in way

weight like whales like

Keith (27:57.176)
whales. So you're saying that whales name their calves. Nevermind. Is that what it is? Yeah, sure.

Is that what a whale baby is, calf?

So it's the female version of a boy name that is a Norse name that means help grace. Earl call. No.

All in.

Anima.

Keith (28:17.396)
Enema! Is it enema?

I'll tell it's Aira. So it is E-I-R-A, Aira. It's like the female version of Eric or Air.

but people are going to pronounce it all sorts of ways. You're ready for that,

Probably internationally, yeah, but in Norway, no.

was gonna say in Norway though, they know how to talk Norway in Norway.

Keith (28:41.02)
Excuse me, yeah.

A lot of people think it's AIDA, but it's not, it's Aira.

Yeah, well. It's E-I-R-A, era. You come to Texas and it's era. It will be. Just you wait, just you wait, okay.

No, it's not. I heard that.

Rebecca (28:55.212)
Era.

Rebecca (28:59.551)
Well, I people have asked me in Texas and I told them and they they all got it down, you know, probably because I was there to correct them. But, know.

What did you of Texas, by the way? What did you think of Texas?

What? I love Texas.

Keith (29:18.847)
She likes the heat. Ugh. But if you've lived at the polar ice cap for your entire life, you will.

I was sitting out in the backyard in my rocking chair in 92 degrees and enjoying, you know.

Was it humid while you were here?

yeah. my god, the day I was flying out was the worst. I just went outside for a bit and I was all wet. Yes, Houston, yes.

And you are in Houston.

Keith (29:44.62)
You were in the worst part of the state, no offense.

I like Houston, stop saying that!

I'm going to say it for the rest of my life. But congrats. I'm glad you liked it. Galveston. Nice. Yeah, I like Galveston. Galveston's where my family immigrated from. We have the immigration really?

trip to Galveston. went to

Galveston's fun.

Brad (30:03.672)
They immigrated from Galveston? You just said they immigrated from Galveston.

too, Galveston.

They went from Galveston to Dallas.

okay. I didn't know you could emigrate in the same state, but I guess you can.

I hate you so much. Yeah. So, okay. Do we have any thoughts on Israel and Iran? I just don't want the United States to be involved. It is. I already seen Trump say he knew when the attack was gonna happen. I think I saw where Israel said that he signed off on it. I mean, what are we doing? Let's... I guess, but I don't...

Rebecca (30:17.742)
That's what people do.

Brad (30:28.161)
It is.

Brad (30:39.864)
Yeah, well, you knew that we were going to know.

We don't need to broadcast that, do we?

Why? Because I don't want to be

I don't want to be involved on any level whatsoever. Maybe, I guess, to give the okay, because you know Israel is going to tell them regardless of if we ask or not. But I don't know, I just, I don't want to be... please.

Do you not stand by Israel at this point? mean.

Keith (31:07.182)
What do you do? I mean, I'm not sending my there. Yeah. How much you want to

in theory.

I'm just gonna say this because there's so much going on right now and if you look to Los Angeles and what's going on over there you Pull the line through to Europe and you see the parallel of what's going on Iran Israel Okay, so what's gonna happen in Israel right now? What's gonna happen to the Arab population in Israel that are Muslim? Are they gonna turn internally in Israel? Yes or no?

I don't know, I'm just asking the question. You look at what's happening in Los Angeles, you see what's gonna happen in Europe. If we start to deport people, we're gonna have the same type of rioting. And what's concerning to me is that we have a government here in Norway that says that the attack from Israel on Iran, they're not supportive of it, they're condemning it. And I'm thinking, you really want Islamists with...

Nuclear weapons?

Brad (32:10.542)
Thanks.

Okay, okay, okay, hold on a second,

It's just like a lot of things going on at once and it's not positive.

I understand what you're saying. No, I don't want Iran to have nuclear weapons, but at the same time, I also don't want to go and fight a war over there.

No, but I'm not asking you to go fight a war over there. I'm just saying that

Keith (32:27.788)
Lindsey Graham is.

Well that might be so, but-

There you go. Hold on. Last night I posted this poll. you glad Israel launched attacks against Iran tonight? 58 % said yes, it needed to happen. 42 % said no, I didn't want this.

It was going to happen one way or the other. Iran was going to get the and they're probably likely are still going to end up developing it and they would have launched for I mean, some going to have

Hang on a second. Time out, time out, because I was doing some reading last night. And Benjamin Netanyahu, back in 1992, said that Iran was going to have a nuclear weapon within three to five years. So between 1995 and 1997. Now, I'm not saying that they're not on the precipice of having a nuke, but we've been hearing this now for 30 plus years that this was coming.

Keith (33:23.246)
I don't know that you need to launch an attack on them for what they might do. You can launch an attack on them for what they have done, which is a line with terrorists that have infiltrated and attacked your country.

agree with you on that. The whole they soon to be have nuclear weapons has been said for a long time. I do agree. There has been lies in regards to weapons of mass destruction that has kind of taken the trust out of anyone saying that about any country in the near future in the long haul. But Iran has been, they have been financing terrorists.

Absolutely.

all over the world and also they kill people all over the world. I don't know if you know this, but there is the security police and and I guess government looked into this when Salvan Momica was executed at his secret address in Sweden. Yeah, secret address in Sweden. Yeah, he burned Koran's and they and Iran wanted him dead.

I'm sorry, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.

Rebecca (34:35.916)
I don't know if it was a football, but they they for sure wanted him dead. And as they cannot find the killer is already a cold case. But if the security police went out and they did say that they suspected Iran to be behind this execution. So, you know, it's not every time if you burn a Koran or you're an anti Islamist. They know who you are, if you draw Mohammed, they know who you are. So there I don't I don't like Iran for.

plenty of reasons.

So here's.

If you if you ask ai hang on if you ask ai, it says iran maintains It does not seek nuclear weapons and has stated its nuclear program is for peaceful purposes like power generation It's a signatory to the non, the nuclear non-proliferation treaty and has pledged not to develop a bomb

I don't believe it. and you know, Islam with nuclear weapons is the worst thing I can imagine. Because if you understand Islam and what Sharia and the Quran is preaching, you would know that it would be the end of you. And I know people can say, well, know, Pakistan has nuclear weapon, blah, blah, blah, blah. Pakistan has no support and they're always at war with India. if we're

Brad (35:27.948)
I don't believe it.

Brad (35:50.21)
Just because they look alike.

God. Yeah, and then they meet in Kashmir and fight it out. Would you support the US joining Israel in attacking Iran? 85 % last night and today have said no, the US shouldn't help. And what I meant by that, the wording I guess is really important here, in attacking as far as our fighter jets, our troops, our missiles, et cetera, et cetera.

They do!

Keith (36:17.442)
But of course, we've sold all of the things that they're using anyway. 15 % said, yeah, we should go over there and help. Again, Lindsey Graham voting yes in that poll.

That's the other thing all the stuff all the equipment and the weapons and the supplies we've sent over there to uh, uh gaza and wherever else we've sent them who knows how many of them are now in the hands of the iranians The other stuff look at all the shit we left behind in afghanistan

You left bio bio, what is it called biometrics behind you know what? The one no the one you have for making passports the biometrics in your passport

we left that in Afghanistan?

yes you did, congratulations!

Keith (37:02.06)
You're talking about the, I know what you're saying, I can't think of the word here. Somebody will get it.

What you need to make the make passports today

And all that good stuff. I know what you're saying. I can't think of the word either.

machine.

Yes. Okay. So you have the technology inside the

Keith (37:20.044)
Fake passports, because I mean, there's a RFID chip in those passports. Yes. And so.

And now they send you a little like a, I don't know if it's good or bad, but a little ID card when you get your passport. Have you seen those? It looks like a driver's license, but it's a passport.

No.

Keith (37:36.75)
Oh, so you don't have to drag your formal looking thing from home?

is I mean it sounds good but it's like having a chip in your in your wrist which is really convenient at 7-eleven because you might get the slurpee just on the way out the problem is they've got you but that's and it's the same thing with a little card passport because it's a national ID card

Yeah, and just if you had an RFID reader and you wanted to kill Americans, you can just look through those little specs and be like...

ID card machines, Jonathan.

Yeah.

Keith (38:07.744)
Okay, we could talk about death and destruction all day. California, obviously. Bless you. Thank you.

and don't try to hold in a sneeze. You'll tear off. It's a big story.

You're about to

I just sneeze.

You sound, didn't be really, you could have been bigger.

Keith (38:26.327)
You will die.

Well, that's how I sneeze bread. I'm sorry.

that effect.

But we just need to make sure that it all comes out because otherwise you'll end up tearing something It's there's a big story about that. You could die if you're holding a sneeze We just care about you. We don't want to see anything bad happen

That's not good.

Rebecca (38:41.73)
Yes, you know been sneezing like this ever since I got to Texas and it's just continuing

ragweed. It's ragweed. Ragweed. and and mountain cedar.

That you know, I look at home in Texas. So don't know how to interpret that. Does that mean?

You said you you look at home

Yeah. No, that I look like I belong there, basically.

Keith (39:01.989)
You're looking at homes. What?

You look like you're at home. Okay. Yes.

Were you wearing like a cowboy hat?

Brad, I have about 14 pairs of cowboy boots. Okay, I actually added a new to my collection. I do have hats also. Yes.

might have a problem.

Keith (39:23.958)
Now, are you going to move to the United States at some point? And if so, would it be Texas?

I don't know if I'm ever going to move out of Norway. If I was to move to the United States, it would have been Texas, yes.

I got you. Because I have a list of the most and least expensive US states based on essential monthly costs like mortgage and rent and gas, electric, water, sewage, blah, blah.

Alaska would be the cheapest one, right?

Oh no, no, no, I did a deep dive with Ward Clark on Alaska and it is very expensive to there. They can't get anything there. It takes forever. Oh, like Hawaii. right. So your your your five least expensive U.S. states based on monthly costs, let's work our way to the cheapest to live. You start from the bottom, New Mexico, Arkansas, Oklahoma, Mississippi and West Virginia is your most affordable.

Rebecca (39:51.647)
Really?

Rebecca (40:20.782)
Probably do Mississippi.

huh, okay.

Do know why Arkansas is so cheap to live in?

afraid to ask what where this is going. crap. Hold on. Hold on. We just got a faux innocent. What? OK, so here comes the joke. Why is Arkansas so cheap to live?

no joke because it's Arkansas first of all I mean it's just it's Arkansas well I don't know what do think I was gonna diss Arkansas death

Keith (40:47.788)
feel like you pulled the rip cord there on that joke. Did I?

Did I? I don't know, did I?

Let's see here. Jonathan says you should visit Florida next time

I will I've been to Florida twice though, okay

If you like humidity, you'll love Florida.

Rebecca (41:03.822)
I do like Florida actually. I just like Texas better.

So your five most expensive states working our way up to the top. It's gonna be Maryland, then Massachusetts, then New Jersey. that was a joy living there. Number two is Hawaii. And number one most expensive state, it's not Alaska, it's California that likes to burn.

Of course.

It's worth it. It's worth

No wonder they're peaceful protesting over there.

Keith (41:33.592)
He's full protestant, that's right.

I

Leslie, I love it. I love Western, you know, flag boots. That's absolutely fantastic. You have cowboy boots with the American flag on them.

Western flag, but

Look at that, look at that.

Keith (41:50.296)
Check this out. The largest employers by state. A lot of these are either hospitals or universities. 22 states. Walmart is your leading employer. I mean, they got the South covered.

Sure, I can tell.

Boy, they distancing themselves from old Christy, huh? she didn't say anything that I disagreed with.

I didn't. I just heard that she made a full page ad. Was it for the note? Was it for the?

was just it was not that I mean what she said in her ad and she She got she married the money too. She didn't even work for it she Let's see the ad is right here hang on

Keith (42:26.83)
All right.

Rebecca (42:34.498)
Well, she didn't work for that money just because she married for them.

She didn't work for the money.

And now would you know, Keith, what do you know she had to do in her marriage? What would you know?

gosh, okay. So look at that. Walmart employs 1.5 million Americans. Wow. That's impressive. While you're looking for that, Brad, while you're for

Wow, that's a lot.

Brad (42:57.816)
I found it. I just don't know why it's not doing the thing.

should I be looking at your screen down there?

Can you see that?

cannot see your screen anymore.

That's weird. right. Hang on.

Keith (43:10.816)
I did.

the gear bear. I live in the best state and I ain't telling anyone where because California will move here and fuck it.

I would like to guess, but I won't. Because, you know, first target for Californians have gone through this Colorado. They went and ruined that state. Now they're well on their way to ruining Idaho. And now they have gotten their talons into the state of Montana. And so they're just kind of roaming around the West. you're looking for the Texas.

Keith (43:47.13)
I can't blame Californians for ruining Texas. mean, they have their part in ruining Texas, but I think Texans have become so apathetic and just so trusting that, well, I mean, there's a Republican in office, so I guess everything's.

Yeah. The Rooting Arizona for sure.

They already did it to oregon in colorado

You know what?

mean, Arizona is actually one of my favorite places in the US. I love Phoenix. think it's absolutely fantastic place. I saw Tennessee on the list as well. I haven't been, but one of my great friends live in Nashville. So I'm planning on going there at some point. But what really ruins Texas at the moment, Keith, is actually Islam. No, it's Islam.

Keith (44:34.286)
Yeah, I mean that's part of it. Yeah, and the fact that we've been asleep at the wheel and we

Europe and for just as long as Europe, Keith, this has been going on for decades. So, you know, it's it's that same sneaky little thing and

Yeah, but by gosh, we're going to we're going to keep THC out of the kids hands and we're going to make sure that that's illegal. And that's a priority number one with our lieutenant governor.

that continues to sit on Abbott's.

Just don't sign it already burn the damn thing and let's move on

Keith (45:09.102)
If he doesn't sign it, it'll just become law anyway, right? I guarantee you that's what's going to happen. All right. What do we got here on your screen? that's her thing, right? That's the end. Can you zoom in? Can you tell us?

you what? It's never enough for you, is it? It's always more, more, USA, USA. USA. Want me to read it? We are a people of principle and honor.

Okay, I like it so far. is from Christy.

I'm full page New York Times. we honor our commitments and stand by our allies. But and and so again, but yeah, I can't argue. mean, if we did, that wouldn't be a bad thing, right? I mean, it would be a good thing but we don't necessarily do that. So, that's kind of weird that she's

whatever.

Keith (45:54.932)
almost feels like maybe she's is that like a nato reference

wishful thinking i don't know what the i maybe i don't that's that's the word

But it's okay. So so far it's like, all right, whatever. Okay, what's next?

Right, we defend against aggression by dictators.

Okay, yes, but I do sensing what she's putting down and I don't like it so far. That's true. I'm painting it the way I want.

Brad (46:16.726)
I don't, but what does she put anything you want to in that story?

we uphold and defend the Constitution? Do we?

Okay. Yeah. That's funny. She put a joke in the middle for comic relief.

Right, yeah. We care for veterans and children, do we?

Okay

Rebecca (46:39.454)
Even I can tell that's a lie.

Right. We respect our neighbors and trading partners.

she's got a tariff comment there. And that's a Canada Mexico tariffs,

Is that what it is?

We support a healthy national and international economy, community and environment.

Rebecca (46:57.807)
What does that even mean?

I don't know. It's a lot of big words though. We and uh, oh there is a period at end of this next one I couldn't see it the one i've read it on the show this morning. We are the world leader trusted to uphold the stability of of law. She's missing a preposition or something in there A and B do

RULE

Keith (47:15.502)
Wee!

except there is no like universal rule of law. And even though they try to implement a universal or shall I say global rule of law, the United States is not a part of it.

Right. Yeah. That's what you're saying. It just doesn't. mean, it's like saying we always do the right thing, do we? And we.

No, he always does the right thing. a psychopath does that in his own eyes.

Wow.

Brad (47:49.846)
Keith, I think she was looking at you and she said that, I'm not going to.

I was not

looking at Keith and I was not looking at you.

We are the people of the United States of America the honor dignity and integrity of our community is not for sale Show up attend your town halls be civil Yeah, I don't I mean those that's a nice wish list of stuff that so I'm not sure what the what's the controversy?

is she not funding some of these events though this is no no no to hear it from rebecca the the story goes she worked really hard she was the

Rebecca (48:18.956)
Who is this person?

She slept her way into the Walton family.

Rebecca (48:29.174)
It was that one. my gosh, you better be good in bed with those

Thank you The and the website is for the number four honor integrity at gmail.com and The views are represented here are solely those of Christy Walton. Again, as it is it I mean it doesn't mention Trump. It doesn't is this like I Don't I'm not that smart apparently that I understand What what is trying to be said?

Okay.

Keith (49:01.208)
Can I just say though, if anyone in California could shed some light on this, I'm very concerned while all of this burning is happening, that state, at least their house passed a Bitcoin bill that if you leave your coins untouched for three years, then the state gets to seize them. I'm sorry. Some of us look at Bitcoin as our retirement. And how about we don't touch it? Are you saying that like, I don't know the intricacies of this bill.

But that sounds like trouble and it's headed to the Senate there. And I'm sure anything that'll bring money into the coffers will get past the Senate and the governor there.

I don't know if pregnancy gives you bad humor, Sabretooth Tigerus saying Christy who may it just turn into a knock knock joke in my head.

Keith (49:51.98)
Wait, what am I missing? Christy. Christy who? Knock, knock.

Christy who?

Who's there? Christy. Christy who? Christyante. No, okay.

No, I think it was Christy Walton. You're not drinking while you're pregnant, right?

No, I'm drinking soda.

Keith (50:08.952)
sure you are. Okay, so.

I got a really good knock knock joke. Go ahead, Rebecca. You Who's there?

Knock knock.

Who's who?

No, no, no, no, no, no,

Brad (50:27.368)
You're welcome.

Boring the pregnant lady. I don't think this is cool.

No.

All right, write it down 37 minutes in for her first bully declaration.

I've only mentioned the cat once.

Rebecca (50:39.81)
That's going to be turned into a drinking game with tequila once this pregnancy is over.

Okay, my goodness.

It's to be a fun episode, everybody tune in in about a year.

and when are we doing the absence?

we'll do that after. No.

Brad (50:55.586)
Have you ever drunk absinthe?

that's right, the Yahoo or the Yoohoo.

Yoohoo and absinthe is supposed to be a good drink, but.

Yeah, you sent a video today, and that was interesting.

It's yeah, it's like what is you who I mean you who's good it tastes good but what exactly is it because it's not chocolate milk and It's it's like chemical soup But it's good

Rebecca (51:21.026)
town.

I mean, I loved you growing up. Yep. Yeah, right. Whatever it is, you know, I'm sure it'll be great. Yeah. I'm for, I really pissed some people off about a couple hours ago and I'm trying to find, wanna say piss them off, but I love having to think, you know, about my positions that a spouse out on Twitter or wherever.

You're

Keith (51:47.404)
because Newsflash, don't know everything, if you can believe that, I know, it's hard to believe. But I posted a poll and let's see what we're doing here. Hang on, I'm trying to get this thing to go. Besides the US military, okay, here was a question, here we go. Besides the US military, in Secret Service, I did have to change this because at first I put the military, but people made a good point, Secret Service.

And now I would actually add US Marshals, a few of them, based on something Steve Friend said in the comments, a former FBI agent, and he explained how dignitaries would need protection so could deputize US Marshals, or they could, local law enforcement could be deputized. Anyway, US military, Secret Service, US Marshals, no employee of the federal government should ever be armed in the course of carrying out their duties. And then yes, disarm the feds.

71%. No armed three letter agencies, 29 %ish. So there you go. And a lot of people in the comments disagreed with my take. Brad, I don't know what your thoughts are on this, but I'd love for you to share them. Because I did print up, I printed up a list of federal agencies that are armed. And I think it's fascinating. But let me hear your thoughts there. And then we can ask the foreigner what she thinks too.

Julie our foreigners Attitudes and and I mean did we really care do we need to know what she thinks?

right she could go take a break right now and just come back look the Americans are done talking about America

Rebecca (53:20.238)
All right.

Rebecca (53:24.13)
Seriously, like you're just like treating me like I

I know why.

I don't think I saw the part about carrying out their duties.

Brad (53:41.302)
I think I say, do I disagree?

Okay, well hold on, hold hold on. Let me give you all the information and then you can respond, okay? Because I have the list here of all of the federal agencies that are armed. And I realize this can be a nuanced answer. And I'm being completely honest. mean, y'all give me the feedback in the comments, check the X, you scroll down, whatever. I would love to be forced to think on this stuff. I really do. So here we go.

And you can probably convince me as we go through these. I have not decided on any of these. I'm gonna see if I'm gonna add any.

I feel like you have decided. feel like you've.

I

Brad (54:43.406)
I'll guess they do

Okay, here we go. Let's border patrol Okay Everybody at border patrol or just those that are patrolling the border like is this they're out there in case they get they come up on a Coyote right? mean I can see

Well, hell no. There's some dicks coming across the border you might want to shoot too. Just in case.

A case could be made I guess sure. All right Okay How about ice as? They're going in to yeah forced immigration law

Yes.

Brad (55:18.968)
be kind of crazy not to be armed.

Secret Service, right? We got that one. Does the TSA need to be armed?

No, hell no. Keep guns and keep sticks away from them.

Does the Department of Justice need to be armed?

No.

Brad (55:34.147)
Why?

I mean, no, why don't they need to be armed? It is the Department of Justice.

Why?

I thought they were trying to just enforce the law.

Exactly. Like they are, they're...

Keith (55:47.958)
I'm not going out there unless I'm, again, help me to know, educate me. What am I missing here? I don't see Pam Bondi needing to... And of course of her daily duty. And look, as a citizen, by all means do that. I'm talking about as part of your job requirement.

I she's packing.

Brad (56:04.782)
I think she should pose with her gun.

Okay, how about the ATF alcohol tobacco and fire?

They should just go away.

huh, yeah, so therefore no. Okay, how about the DEA, Drug Enforcement Administration? Again, remember, if the federal government sees something, a violation of federal law, then can they not tap the local law enforcement to say, we've investigated, we got this, we need you guys to go and take care and go and detain this person and transfer them into our custody? I just don't, I don't like.

Yeah.

Brad (56:20.462)
They should just go away.

Keith (56:41.634)
federal agents roaming around the countryside armed to the teeth and all of these agencies.

Well, Toby just said, do we remember Janet Napolitano buying up bullets when she was the when she was a cabinet member?

right. The stuff we forget, the stuff that we learned that blows our minds and then a week or two later, we're just we're too busy. You know, we got to pay tax. So they don't come and shoot us. FBI. Absolutely not. Absolutely not. You are as Steve friend has made a case so eloquently, you are an investigative bureau. You go and you do the investigations and then local law enforcement can go and

Think in the course of their investigations, they might need to defend themselves.

No, think because if you're going to hold on a second, let's let's let's think this through seriously If you've got somebody that you you feel needs a 6 a.m. Raid could you not call local law enforcement and another thing that Steve has said is a lot of times the local sheriff has a run-in with with these people and know them really well and Therefore would know how to talk to them and could go and take care of this. I Feel like we need less

Keith (57:51.96)
federal employees aren't.

these damn dangerous J sixers who you know were all that they you know you don't want to knock on their door without carrying a tank with you because those grandmothers will come out busting a cap in your ass

I hear.

Keith (58:09.791)
That's what I hear. Bureau of Prisons. A case could be made, I guess, right? If you're a prison guard, maybe? I don't know.

See, every time you say something like that, think of the cops in England who don't carry guns, which seems like a really stupid idea.

Yeah, well, okay. But keep in mind, I didn't say local law enforcement. Right. Keep them armed.

Do the cops in Norway carry guns?

Not really, but we have like temporary weaponization of the police and but they don't really carry carry like they have a safe in the car and if somebody shoots at them, they have to go into the car, call for a code, open the safe, get the gun out. Very efficient. But the cops in Norway shot a guy the other day. I mean, he stabbed the woman to death in broad daylight and then they shot him in the leg.

Keith (58:54.713)
my gosh.

Brad (59:06.158)
police officers.

Why in the leg?

Because they don't shoot to kill.

Cause they're a shitty shot. were aiming for his arm.

Just for the record, I want to give a shout out to one Brad Staggs for the Steve Miller reference. I heard it.

Rebecca (59:22.126)
The video is here, hold on, I'll find it for We don't have to watch.

So the Department of State, why does a State Department need to be armed? Why do those employees need to be armed? They don't. The Bureau of, what's that?

It's a long line because there's so many federal employees that are are armed.

Well, can't we say should they be armed or we just get rid of the department? about that? Armed or erased?

Yeah, you know.

Keith (59:52.76)
So I'll just read through these and I'll just let you say yes or no, OK? Yes, they should be armed. No, they shouldn't be armed. Or get rid of, OK? Get rid of them. OK, yes, no, erase. Department of Commerce.

Erase, erase.

Brad (01:00:06.892)
No.

the national oceanic and atmospheric administering noah do they need guns over it noah to forecast the weather

Sorry, I'm watching Rebecca and her cat having a Where, at Noah?

met Noah.

Noah, Noah, it's been a long week. I'm tired too.

Keith (01:00:33.806)
Does the IRS need to be armed? Okay, erase, yeah. Does the Treasury Inspector General for Tax Administration need to be armed? Right?

Erase, erase.

Keith (01:00:49.806)
the Treasury Inspector General for Tax Administration. Need to be armed?

He doesn't need to be.

The United States meant police. You know, they print money over here in Fort Worth. I guess you got to have people guarding the building,

Police are going out of my head. The men, police,

Police, police. I took them off the list by the way.

Brad (01:01:09.27)
Yeah. Erasing. Erasing.

Office of the Inspector General.

What is that?

Keith (01:01:22.158)
And that's the problem with the federal government, but generally speaking they inspect things at the office office of its I don't know Department of Health and Human Services. that's what we

like boobs.

Brad (01:01:36.622)
Can we hold on? I'm going go back to boob inspector.

movement specters not on the list.

That's the FBI.

That's not a job that you get paid for, Brad.

Does the Food and Drug Administration employees

Brad (01:01:45.388)
That's okay

Rebecca (01:01:51.534)
No they don't. Why are you asking these stupid questions Keith?

I'm making my point Department of Agriculture USDA. my gosh

What are they for? What do they do?

Right? Does the US Forest Service need to be armed?

I mean, what do they do?

Brad (01:02:14.178)
they have run across bears.

Okay, all right, all right, I like that. I'll give you that one. Wouldn't that be the park ranger or?

They're in the forest surface,

Arc Rangers need guns.

Okay, Office of Inspector General. feel like I already said that one. Oh, no. Oh my gosh. There's a Office of the Inspector General and Office. No, that's got to be a dupe. Maybe it's maybe it's a redundancy in federal government. Who the hell knows? One says, right? Let's see Department of the Interior. Again, don't we have the park rangers and the forest

Brad (01:02:37.292)
What?

Brad (01:02:41.624)
They won't do that.

Brad (01:02:48.596)
Isn't that Doug Bergam Bergam?

Right, I'd like to see him walking around packing. That'd be awesome. U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service, are we going to get, are there poachers that we got to shoot?

What? Wait a minute. have a fit. We have a Department of Forestry and Fish. Why can't, why do we need different departments for fish?

Yes we do.

Keith (01:03:06.936)
Brad, look at me. Welcome to America.

is all you're doing is frustrating the hell out of me.

Okay, remember, I thought when we started this exercise, we disagreed. Do we still disagree?

Well, that's such a broad statement. are nuances. are...

I agree. I agree. I'm not arguing with that. I agree. There are as I go through this list, which I didn't do before I made that post. The Federal Reserve Police. Not even the government. Why the hell do they have? Why are they federal?

Brad (01:03:32.684)
like you invaded us.

Rebecca (01:03:38.446)
What?

Brad (01:03:42.796)
Rebecca, would you agree with me that he is a baiter? That Keith is being a baiter? I mean, he's really good at it too. He, would go so far as say he's a master at it.

Does the Library of Congress need its own?

What fight this out as men, where's the gorilla when you need one?

the NSA! They definitely need to be armed for when Edward Snowden is coming there to-

I mean, just get rid of all of those departments and know they don't need to be armed, but you need to arm police and you definitely don't need to arm people who are collecting taxes. Make them go away.

Keith (01:04:18.734)
Okay, so I mentioned the NSA. Okay, how about the Smithsonian National Zoological Park Police? What the hell? The US, okay, so we got the Capitol Police. Boy, those J6ers, you just never know when they're gonna start.

Especially the Dream Police.

Brad (01:04:29.358)
What do they do?

Brad (01:04:37.051)
They've already proven that they're lethal.

Yep, the US Postal Inspection Service. Are you kidding me?

I'm here to inspect your mail.

United States Supreme Court police. Okay, I guess what maybe we're

They're freaking worthless. They can't even stop a leaker from leaking

Keith (01:04:56.204)
Right. Leaks. And the Veterans Affairs, they have their own police force as well.

think veterans should be allowed to have affairs. don't think there should be any, it's not that not.

Does the Bureau of Land Management, does BLM, we see what happens with them. Okay, so let's go through here and see if we've added anybody here.

Jonathan by the way says the ATF is gay, so I don't think they get guns

Absolutely. I don't think we added too much there. It was mostly just a few nuanced additions I'm gonna stand by my original point is that Beyond the FBI. I'm sorry beyond not the FBI but but beyond the military secret service and US Marshals in a few here and there like Border Patrol Maybe we don't farm federal employees just a thought no

Brad (01:05:43.586)
New ants?

Hmm. What's up? Huh? What am I missing?

No, saber-toothed tiger said no new ants.

Does she mean pants?

the public, not the agencies. I agree.

Brad (01:05:59.518)
Julie says I knew he was going to say that.

We don't we're not armed. We're not allowed to be armed and you look how

dangerous. We're dangerous if we have arms.

Now check this out. Check this out. Exactly. Brad? Yes. And that? Yes.

That's the point. Because you don't want to be raping people if you know you're going to get shot, right?

Keith (01:06:21.646)
I want you to see now this is Australia I do believe This is you asked earlier. What do they do when if they don't have guns and let me show you they do plenty they do plenty without

whoa. So the guy was recording her with his phone. I don't know what led up. I don't know how long this was lasting, but my gosh, you probably don't want to arm that chick with anything more than what she just had.

see but it's the accent though she can spring with Mesa she's telling her talks to me with the accent like that

this is the lead up. This is the lead up.

feel like this is staged.

Keith (01:07:01.176)
So he starts recording her because she's giving crap to him and his family. I don't know the details at all, but I'm just showing you the video.

What's a Queen's Tobacco?

Why is it?

Brad (01:07:19.82)
Probably uncalled for on her. She was probably, you know, that time of the month.

I'm probably on code four.

Keith (01:07:26.35)
Ha ha ha!

I mean, don't stick a phone in somebody's face and start following them when they walk away. They're trying to create distance between you and them. And if you decide that you're going to be in somebody's personal space like that, I mean, I would spray the hell out of you.

He's got a good

You're an officer of the law and you don't have a little bit more restraint than I'm taking two steps and the camera still in my face.

True Keith like the the patients should be at a different level

Keith (01:07:54.464)
If that is- Rebecca, if that's you, I don't mind you spraying him. But, I think-

I'm not allowed to carry pepper spray.

Look at those wallabies though.

But see, I'm just saying.

Where's the bell? Did you get the bell back, Keith? There we go.

Brad (01:08:15.821)
I brought mine.

Keep my bell closer now.

I break for wallabies.

I feel like she was just eager to douse him.

She did look like she was having a bit too much fun and she she looks like a linebacker for the Pittsburgh Steelers really. She got the thighs going on there. You don't want to piss her off. She'll mace you from what I understand.

Keith (01:08:31.586)
Yeah.

Brad (01:08:41.667)
But see that's a you bread. That's a good point police should have a longer fuse

Look, it's not a job for everyone. sure as couldn't do it.

Right, no, I wouldn't want to do it.

job for me. I'll just say that I

I just it just shoot him in the face, but it's and that's the problem now is that police have got it's a sucky job to begin with because it everything's gotten so damned out of hand, but the police have gotten out of hand quite frankly as well and I know there's good people in the police department too, but it's hard to quote unquote back the blue with a hundred percent coverage and it's

Brad (01:09:17.663)
And Jonathan, does Rebecca get NFL reference? That's a good question. She's a girl, so I don't expect her to. That was for Keith, really. Just the Pittsburgh Steelers reference.

Does that stand for the Norwegian Football League?

I believe it does.

Yes, it does. Yes, yes. OK, so look, Brad's not going to believe me. Rebecca may not believe me. But I have no idea the rest of these stories. can't remember. Maybe zero. It could be 10. I don't know how many of stories have a reference to a federal agency. I know this next one does. And it just occurred to me, let's go through the rest of these stories. And if a federal agency comes up, let's decide, should they be armed? OK? So hang on a second.

so i don't know if this is the united states on the same as the

Brad (01:10:00.846)
You mean where you are right now? It used to be.

Used to be, now it's back to Mexico. Let's see here. Yep.

Mexico

Here we go. Hang on a second. I want you to hear this because this is the nuance of having Border Patrol being armed. Do I think Border Patrol agents patrolling the border should be armed? Our foreign international border? Yes, that's a nuance compared to this one here because this involves customs and border control at an airport. And I'm trying to figure out where this is.

Testers in border control or patrol?

Keith (01:10:38.966)
Order control, it says control.

There's a different, there's a different department for control.

That's what I'm saying.

That seems kind of weird. But why are you looking for that Rebecca? Have you ever been to the website DickTicklers.com? Go there. No. It's okay. I promise you'll be fine. I promise. No kidding. Don't be.

What is this?

Keith (01:10:59.864)
Sorry. No.

I don't feel like.

Rebecca (01:11:07.917)
scared

Well, she knows that this lady This trip from Europe. She returned back home to the United States. I don't know which airport this is but what happened was the the little canine Sniffed food on her and so the agent who is I guarantee you armed came up to her and said hey the canine Just smelled food on you. Do you have any food and she said no and then she said wait. Nope. Yep here's an apple and so

culturally relevant.

Keith (01:11:39.31)
The officer, the armed customs and border control officer said, yes, I could have given you a $300 fine for lying to me about the apple. I could have given you a $500 fine for actually having the apple. I could have taken away your ability to travel internationally. So you could be out $800 and not been able to travel freely around the globe. Should that?

representative of the federal government have been armed and how stupid is that? I'm sorry I forgot an apple.

My response would have been, I could call you a douche canoe, but I'm not gonna.

So I'm just saying that individual should not be armed.

Did you find a website?

Rebecca (01:12:27.458)
I googled it and the domain is...

I'm telling you just Keith you can do it. Trust me if I'm if I'm if if I If you're sorry you went there once you go there Then you'll never trust me again

my god.

Keith (01:12:45.868)
Look, the thing is, I'm not, what am I trying to say? Dear God, what did she say? I'm using a VPN because I don't trust Brad.

You can trust anybody Anybody right now within the sound of my voice because if you know somebody named dick and you tickle him That's all you're being you're tickling dick dick ticklers calm It's not it should load because it should take you straight to

Thank you.

Keith (01:13:12.94)
TSA begins real ID full enforcement.

see. Did you trust me or not? Okay. It's weird that Dick Ticklers.com would go straight to the TSA who likes to do this to you. Just come up and look. We're just gonna run. We're gonna run our hands back and forth across your private because we're gonna find something. You've got something down there and we're gonna find whatever is.

BOMB IN MY HAND SIR!

It is legalized sexual assault nothing short of it and

Well, I'm sorry, I'm gonna have to interrupt you guys Doug Yarbrough asks me back at your progress and ask if tickling it tickling is a thing dick tickling is a thing. Yeah, you know we Vikings over here. We don't tickle dicks

Keith (01:14:02.632)
What is happening? What is, please, what is...

know anyone named Dick and the only people that I know, mean, I know a couple of rich, they don't like to be called Dick.

Wait a minute, hold on, on. Dick Trickle used to be in NASCAR.

Dick Trickle did used to be a DAS car. I used to love when I've had a friend who had a tattoo and I'd say, show them, let them see your Dick Trickle tattoo. Cause it was on his arm and they'd have to like roll up his sleeve and show it.

of

Brad (01:14:39.8)
Dude, and somebody walked away from it? That's a little weird.

Yep, and that that's where I was going with this because Jeffy isn't so sure I think we lost Brad on the feed there there he goes. He's back Jeffy doesn't think that He suspects that this is not a real story of survival see the 11a if you missed it a guy walked away from the crash everyone else died that was on board What do you think Brad?

I have my questions. How does this happen?

Prime Minister has already visited him in the hospital.

crazy, right? It's and you know what? Any other time in the in history, I know. It's wonderful. This is so great that somebody was able to walk over. Praise god. This is fabulous. I love it. Obviously, you can say a prayer for his family. Now, you're like, don't believe this **** because it's that's and

Keith (01:15:20.91)
Five years ago, ask me and I would have been like, wow.

Keith (01:15:36.079)
Alright, it's a mess man. And because go because to quote Jeremiah Wright governments lie

Yep. Damn straight they do. Right to your face, repeatedly.

all the time.

Keith (01:15:51.406)
I don't know what would be the motivation for this lie. That's what I'm trying to figure out. you could figure out the motivation for this lie, is it fame? Is it... Then I would be more convinced. Right now, I'm still believing that he survived miraculously.

And his name is...

Yep. That's what his name is. He's from Britain, right? Vishwas, yeah. Ramesh. From not India though. Curveball. Because. It is now. Okay, so.

Vishwas Kumar Ramesh

Brad (01:16:18.859)
Britain.

Okay, Rebecca.

Typical British name.

Dishwasher.

Brad (01:16:31.138)
I mean, it may be that may be a common name like John, but you got to admit, Vishwash is a. It sounds different.

Maybe he was given that name after the crash thingy because he was wish washy about what really happened.

Could be that's a bit of a stretch, but I'm going to support you on that because I'm your friend. I am with you and I will support you. Even though you weren't really sure about the dick ticklers thing just because they want to find out if you're packing some heat.

supporting you that was not

Keith (01:17:01.024)
So I told you about the $800 fine for an apple that was narrowly-

But they just want to make sure you're not bringing any Johnny Appleseed rotten stuff. They're just trying to protect you. They're trying to protect the fruit of...

The loom. OK, so how about this in Turkey? Apparently, if you stand up because, know, when the plane lands, everybody and their brother feels like they have to immediately stand up. It's fucking annoying, especially when you got some a hole behind you and that see, I I just hang out in the seat. But if you start encroaching and you think you're going to merge. You can fuck yourself.

Here?

because I'm not tolerating that. That's when I have to feel like I have to stand up now. so in Turkey, if you get out of your seat before the plane has stopped, apparently that's a big deal, before it has stopped taxiing, or if you crowd the aisle before it's their rose turn to the plane, you will now be fined in Turkey. I don't want a government solution to problems, but I do want this to stop.

Rebecca (01:18:07.647)
What?

Keith (01:18:20.47)
Okay, okay.

I feel like that's appropriate.

What was?

I heard your whip.

Well, Rebecca sat up and took notice, didn't she? Hey, what is going on here? Did someone say party?

Rebecca (01:18:38.99)
That's not sexy sounds, what's going on?

Wait a minute.

She's a Viking, don't forget.

Yeah, we don't tickle. That's more like it.

We. This is the only reason I get up on Fridays. This is the only reason.

Keith (01:18:57.822)
I just want to publicly thank a guy named Kevin Cunda for sending me all of this cool

Whipped by a Viking no no, but I'm gonna I'll try anything once

you

So Kevin Cundiff sent me all this Edmonton Oilers stuff. He sent me this cool necklace thing that's hanging here. He sent me a hockey puck, an Oilers hockey puck. And he sent me, I'm afraid to plug this in because it'll probably blow up the whole works, but this is like a little light that it's got the little USB. And I mean, dude, thank you so much. And if anybody's been following the Stanley Cup finals, it's two games to two. Three of the four games have gone into overtime. One of those was a double overtime game. It's been a hell of a series. It's not too late. Tomorrow night, if you want to...

pick it up in game five. It's been a lot of fun even if you don't like hockey. you like fights, that's the series for you. Why am I hearing myself in my ear? Somebody turn the volume up.

Brad (01:19:49.676)
I haven't touched anything. Okay, sorry. I have not reached out and tried to see if you're packing some.

I'm looking at my cat and thinking what he's gonna do with all the stuff I put in here.

what does that mean?

It means he's going to be noisy, right? No, My office. I mean, it's kind of like a warehouse right now.

kind of like where Brad is broadcasting from.

Rebecca (01:20:14.624)
Kinda, yeah, but just way smaller with more stuff than what's in Brad's background.

to try this little suit on? I'll give you 10 bucks.

What is it? What? Okay, so last week when you weren't here, Miss Rebecca, we did a little spelling bee fun with our buddy Five Times August and I thought, you know what, it was a stupid word. So I picked it up and so, so get a pen and paper, get it. Do you have a Sharpie available, Rebecca? Like a, a.

stupid word.

Brad (01:20:49.538)
Don't use a sharpie because if you get it wrong, it's gonna look you're gonna look dumb.

Sharpie. No, what's the Sharpie?

I don't know what a Sharpie is!

Go to DickTicklers.com and you'll find out.

right here. See this? It's like a black permanent marker. Okay, very good. So, uh, so let's do a three words. We'll spend, and everybody can play at home, grab a pen and paper and let's see how well we do. Uh, I think we get some verbal clues. If you know, don't we get the sentence or something? Let's see what we got here. Oh gosh, I forgot about the stupid boing crap.

Brad (01:21:06.893)
Right.

Brad (01:21:23.182)
Hold on a second. Hang on one second. I'm sorry. I just had to I just said doesn't mean to derail but there's a headline over here at the Guardian on that same screen I still have up and the headline in the site is such clickbait. He stole a piece of our souls Christian music star Michael Tate accused of sexual assault by three men.

Brad (01:21:57.272)
First I was like Michael taint no tate

Okay, but he probably assaulted three men separately. Certainly not at the same time. I mean, that would be superhuman and really motivated to sexually assault someone.

That's just, you know, you're just showing off at that point. That's all you're doing.

Okay, so can I go back to the whatever I was talking about before? was the... it was the... All right, moving on. Here we are.

tank.

Brad (01:22:24.942)
Nobody ever wants to dent. doesn't even know what it means to tickle one

Rhetoric? Rhetoric? The- hold on.

I've got this one.

rhetoric! I'm sorry, I got it now, hang on, I'm sorry.

I don't even know how to spell that.

Brad (01:22:38.958)
You went full-tard, didn't you?

Brad (01:22:43.938)
Rhetoric? What is this rhetoric? What word is this?

Hang on, do we want to hold up our answers or what?

Hold on a second

What is the what's the

last question just write it down.

Keith (01:22:54.7)
Yeah, write down the spelling of rhetoric.

Just write it down. And if you don't know, make a sandwich.

Holy shit!

What happened?

I was just kidding about this damage. I mean, you don't have to make it right now. It's the cat, it? We have rampant pussy running around inside Rebecca's whole place thing, wherever. What's she doing? What? I'm just trying. Look, my natural instincts as a narrator pop in right when this happens. I did. I tried to.

Keith (01:23:10.498)
missed it.

Keith (01:23:26.52)
the

My fat pussy.

the P F not pH. Got it. I'll translate for the folks listening and

fit on shelves that aren't made for him he tried to jump on this shelf behind me

did he climb up there? I missed it.

Brad (01:23:47.222)
Rampant Pussy Costs His Shelf Collapse in Film at 11.

That's the headline I would-

Thank you. I would have i've already clicked on it several times f in cats

Okay, are you okay?

Yeah, just

Brad (01:24:02.702)
Hold on, talking to the cat, not you.

Okay, so are we gonna spell rhetoric or should I move on? let's see what you got there.

I already spelled it.

Uh-uh, what's that cat lickin' now?

The mic I did it like this. it's is it my

Brad (01:24:17.688)
Dick tickling.

Brad (01:24:21.819)
you put the H in the wrong place.

Didn't I?

Hey

English is not my first language.

That's true. That's true. This is really

Brad (01:24:33.075)
Rhetoric isn't an english word. So it's okay. It's actual its roots are in norway rhetoric

Brad (01:24:47.534)
is.

Say what?

unctuous what the hell did he say i don't know i'm about to give up on it though unctuous what you mean nobody uses that word i

I found this stupid site.

Unctuous

Rebecca (01:24:58.869)
she was. What the hell does that even?

Ernestness overly

Hey, just a side note. Order Amazon dry erase markers.

Wabbe

Brad (01:25:13.806)
really? Yeah, they're not

I'm not even gonna try this one because I don't even remember how to

working for me now.

This is Rebecca's cat speak English. Yes, he does.

Okay, that one worked. That's weird.

Keith (01:25:31.852)
I feel like I'm going to have one of those moments where I spelled oxen OCCSAIN back in fourth grade. I feel like that's what's happening here. OK, so do we have our word? I don't know. Unctuous?

hang on. is it? What's the word?

I didn't remember what it was, I haven't written anything, I would lose this one.

I think.

I feel like, what does that say?

Brad (01:25:54.86)
I think I wrote the same thing you did.

We're about to be I feel like we're about to be mocked by

Well, I feel like that if that cat was right here right now, it would eat both of our faces. Look at that look.

Unctuous. Unctuous.

We got the we is that the boner sound? is that? I don't know.

Keith (01:26:33.067)
God. Mints. Mints. Mints? Wait.

That's what women just go out on dates with on Friday nights, the mints.

it's still playing. crap. crap. no, that was you. Sorry. To cut into little pieces.

Keith (01:26:56.526)
You got your word? Let's see.

forgot my word.

Hold on,

You got it! I screwed that up bad.

You did not write M-I-N-Z. I did!

Keith (01:27:07.838)
I I did! Oxen! O-C-C-S-A-I-N. I know mints! my gosh!

OXYTOCIN

Rebecca (01:27:20.638)
It's meat, right?

Can we talk about colostrum for a second?

Hold on, let's just prove how stupid I am and then we'll move on. gosh, I hate me so much. And you didn't even grow up speaking English!

got this one.

Brad (01:27:37.486)
She's a woman. should it's a kitchen thing. It's me Can we talk about colostrum?

Colostero or colostrum? I don't know what that what is that?

Colostrum.

You have it. Yeah. Keith, you know what colostrum is, right?

Do it?

Keith (01:27:58.254)
Gun to my head no, but I think I can figure it out

Well, and and you should try it should be a spelling word too Colostrum colostrum and if it's what it kids and I and I think i'm right I haven't looked it up yet

Anything to get M-I-N-Z off of the board, yeah.

You're welcome. You can pay me later.

Hang on, hang on.

Keith (01:28:25.112)
I swear, this turns out to be worse than Vince. I hate-

Look up look what well Rebecca you can you this it kind of pertains to you so and especially now so Colostrum, what is that cat doing? That? No There's one too many use in there But it is a nutrient dense fluid that is released from the breast of mammals After they give birth for the purpose of providing nourishment and certain nutrients to their young

Female mammals, Rebecca is a female mammal. Well, you are. I mean, we're not objectifying you, but you are.

The Viking chicks love that.

I know, right? But now the reason I ask this is because I remember this from the birth of my first kid about 120 years ago. And I remember that for whatever reason, all these years later, I still remember them talking about it at the doctor's office. But I'm standing at Costco the other day. And I look over and on the shelf is like colostrum that as a supplement for like people like you and me can what yes that we would as adults drink this. And I don't I'm sure

Rebecca (01:29:37.518)
Weird documentary about bodybuilders ordering meet female human breast milk online to help build muscle

Okay, see? That's what I thought.

Keith (01:29:58.136)
I

Don't ask a guy that because I can their teeth uncover your face because you you're not you're not hiding from this it doesn't It and now I don't disagree with you Rebecca I think it is kind but I thought it was weird that now I mean if you had said back in 1980 whatever that you know one day they'll have this on the shelf at at Costco and you as an adult can go in and buy colostrum and and drink it as a as a supplement as an adult

I mean, it's either really a genius idea or it's like really freaking weird. I haven't decided which.

You know, some things just aren't worth the benefit. end.

can I sell my breast milk for do you think?

Keith (01:30:38.318)
We move on. Maybe.

You're on your locals account. I mean you can roll that into the price

out there, I want to drink my breast milk.

Brad (01:30:48.984)
Sit, sit.

You

Keep safe. Stay safe.

I'm sorry, I was looking for my clock over here. I still got some time. Hey, hey, you guys. Okay, I can't, I can't. Grab your bell. Grab your bell. You're gonna need it for this next sentence. No, I haven't said it.

Yeah, I just that was a preemptive.

Keith (01:31:09.87)
Have you ever heard of a screw worm?

Brad (01:31:16.672)
I'm wearing one right now.

So I guess what's going on here is we used to have screw worms that would kill cattle and livestock and we got it kicked out of America in the 1950s, right? And so, but they're back now up all the way to Mexico. And you're gonna love this. just, had to read this story because some of the... No, you don't because it'll screw over your livestock.

don't want to screw worm?

Keith (01:31:50.07)
and then it's bad. And so we got it all the way pushed down into South America.

Push it

And then you know what happened? The natural barrier was the Darien Gap. Have you heard of the Darien Gap down there at the Panama? Columbia.

Don't they call that the taint?

Is that you said?

Brad (01:32:10.437)
that's the thing.

Brad (01:32:14.318)
That's the derriere. You said derriere gap, right? That's the no man's land right there in between.

I'm it.

Keith (01:32:18.988)
Friday

Keith (01:32:23.566)
It taints Central America, it South America.

Ha ha ha ha ha.

It's the Darien Gap. So I wonder if anything's been happening through the Darien Gap in recent years.

Now she's put on a little weight. There's just been, it's.

How do you explain the...

Keith (01:32:46.284)
Hold on, hold

What do you call the, how the screw worms get across the terry and cap if there no action happening?

Take paddle really fast. it's a yellow

you what you know what no I'm done I don't want to anymore about the story so a flesh-eating bacteria and you know what you're on your own

it's a yellow secretion.

Brad (01:33:09.762)
It's a yellow secretion.

When you, hey, here's what's gonna be important. When you guys hear in the news, screw worms have made their way to the United States, you can go back to this informative segment and share it with your friends. Like, here's everything you need to know.

Keith was trying to tell us about screw worms and we were all just busy talking about taints

was that the episode where Keith said go see a urologist or go get tested for sclerosis? Okay, new COVID strain, does anybody care? Right? I didn't even click the story. I just saw the headline, I was like, whatever. So new COVID strain, be sure to go and get that new fresh COVID vaccine.

my god please

Rebecca (01:33:53.998)
Whatever you do, don't go get a COVID vaccine.

That's called sarcasm coming from my end.

Yeah, I know, know, but I'm just saying. They believe that they don't understand sarcasm.

No, you're right.

Keith (01:34:09.176)
Yes, you're absolutely right. And one of them is named Judy. So that was a was a listener to the Pat Gray show. They called us up and didn't realize when we were being sarcastic. So so

Did you tell her where to head in?

You can go to the Darien Gap. So what, Brad? What? Brad's excited about something.

Damn straight she can.

I am excited about this. want you to take a look at what we have over here.

Keith (01:34:33.39)
Is that an? Is that an?

That's Darien Gap right there. That's a screw worm, isn't it?

That's what's eating livestock.

Yeah, it looks like one of them it looks like the tongue from the alien alien Like sticking his little tongue out right there. No that see it's funny because you you went and mentioned the whole jab thing and it's It's it's appendix cancer is coming back and they don't know why

yeah!

Keith (01:35:03.66)
They hold on, hold on. So a new cancer is coming back in young people, it's surging in young people, and experts are puzzled.

Yep, they sure are Don't know how and I mean first can we just talk about how freaking weird the appendix is? I didn't know that's what it looked like That's just about disgusting

it sure like what does it an appendix so it just explodes and kills you that's all it's good for

I don't know what the hell it does.

Brad (01:35:32.286)
yeah.

Apparently now we can get cancer as well.

Well, and here's where it is.

it's in the Darien Gap.

is. It's it's well, I think it passes by the dairy and gap on the way to the end of your of your poop tube but well, it's technical. I don't expect you to understand. Look, if you I know I'm not a doctor but I did play a dentist in a student film once so I do have some credibility in this area. So, you know, you can either laugh at me or you can listen to the important information that I have to pass on and maybe your appendix won't get all

Keith (01:36:08.664)
Keep interrupting!

You're sick ticklers out there. so anyway, this uh, the you don't really know what the appendix it's kind of in a weird place, isn't it? Okay. Yeah. Yeah. You look at it right there. That's just that's freaking weird that it's why is they don't know what it is. Yeah. I really, yeah. Yeah. And because I took me a long time to figure out that this is the small intestine that empties up into the big one here and it's weird because it's right right there.

What's it doing? It's like a dead end, man.

Brad (01:36:38.946)
like where stuff starts to go into the large intestine. It's almost like there was, used to be a left turn there, but now there's not. Right. Right.

and now it's a dead end neighborhoods they build and they're like you know what we don't want that to go out to the main road right

Yeah, let's just put a zip tie in that bad boy. So anyway, this cancer is coming back. It was a condition that until recently was so rare that most people never gave it a second thought kind of disease that doctors might encounter once or twice in a career. Always almost always found in older adults. But now it's being diagnosed more often increasingly affecting people in their 30s, 40s and even younger and they are puzzled.

How does it happen?

Don't know.

Rebecca (01:37:24.706)
Just a big, you know what? It is such a mystery why, why young people are having strokes, why cancer has exploded and why we have turbo cancer now. We don't know why, but I can assure you it is not the.

Keith (01:37:50.682)
It's Norwegian humor.

I'm I'm I'm not I'm I'm

yeah, it's COVID. It's the virus.

Hey, hold on a second. I've got a whole bunch of tabs here, OK? And I was trying to find the video that I wanted to play.

I think tabs is slang for acid. A bunch of tabs.

Keith (01:38:07.714)
I'm sorry? yeah, that's right. Yeah. Yes. Okay, so, but I'm just noticing that it shows my inbox has 27,979 unread emails. So what I want everybody to do in the chat is put, look at your inbox. Let's see if anybody can beat 27,979.

Rebecca, did you need somebody to check your inbox for you? I'll do. mean, technical side to me, I can do it.

I have a question. So you have a kitty cat there who has quite a personality. And what's the cat's name again? Balder. B-A-L-D-E-L-D-E-L-D-E-L-D-E-L-D-E-L-D-E-L-D-E-L-D-E-L-D-E-L-D-E-L-D-E-L-D-E-L-D-E-L-D-E-L-D-E-L-D-E-L-D-E-L-D-E-L-D-E-L-D-E-L-D-E-L-D-E-L-D-E-L-D-E-L-D-E-L-D-E-L-D-E-L-D-E-L-D-E-L-D-E-L-D-E-L-D-

Balder

Baldi. What happens when you shave the cat?

Rebecca (01:38:54.124)
Yes.

Does he have his own podcast?

He does not.

Well, after this you might have him be a guest on this show. Watch this.

Rebecca (01:39:16.834)
Why does that one cat look like Hitler?

Focus, focus.

Brad (01:39:27.64)
That is not real.

It's absolutely real I Exactly exactly. I used to have a cat and she would look out the window and we just make these weird noises

Yeah

And if I had a camera at the time, I could have had a, how many clicks?

They do not surprise as well, by the way.

Keith (01:39:47.502)
1.5 million, would you say?

They do it for flies and like insects too.

Well, they try to eat the flies.

Thank God every time there's a spider I just throw him at it and he eats

it. What do mean they do that for flies?

Keith (01:40:02.347)
Thank you.

the court.

That's how they cat that that lures the flies in

No, they're trying to catch them.

Bird gene that they the gene that they have for capturing bird, but 16,000 110 emails is in my inbox that I

Keith (01:40:22.286)
Let's see. Do we have any other contributors over here?

I've got 14,887 in one and 10,676 in the other.

look at you combining, okay. Yeah, you and I are really similar, okay. Yeah. How about this dog that can drive? You wanna see this guy? This is the world's first- All right, first of all, the AI guy, the voiceover, I'm getting, we gotta get some variations here. Anyway, continue. First driving dog, and he learned it in only 47 days. What?

So 24K.

Keith (01:40:57.71)
In New Zealand, there's a whole place where dogs are learning how to get behind the wheel. Come on. craziest thing is that these dogs are actually driving, not just appearing to drive like in some other videos you might have seen. The driving school specializes in teaching dogs how to drive. This dog was the first one to learn how to drive a car, but there have been multiple dogs trained to drive. The car the dogs use is modified to be Google this right now, Bradley.

New Zealand dog driving friendly for dogs making it easier for them to drive No dogs do everything from turning the car on shifting it into gear and actually using the gas and brake pedals Before driving a real car the dogs need to practice in a driving simulator while sitting in this special chair Once they've learned everything and know how to use a car the dogs are taken to the racetrack where they not only drive straight But can actually make turns

The founder of the driving school said that some dogs are better at driving than others. All the dogs trained to drive are abandoned by their owners or found on the streets. The goal is to prove that dogs put up for adoption are smart and deserve a good home. But this doesn't mean you can actually let your dog drive on a public road.

What?

Why not? What if I want to have two margaritas instead of one when I go to Texas road?

Brad (01:42:18.232)
And straight out of the gate, they're better drivers than your average Asian woman.

Okay, so what did we find about the New Zealand dog driver?

Well, they do have a there is a uh, the driving dog youtube channel, so I don't know that But you know what though? Hang on a second because all of those look All of those videos look like they came from this do they not? Yeah, good white That's that's straight up. That's that and and guess what year this uh, this was 12 years ago

Okay.

So by now this dog is either dead or he's moved on to he drives school buses now He's he's done very well in his career he owns a that dog owns a limousine company now

Keith (01:43:03.202)
people.

throw this out there, this is going to be unpopular, politically incorrect in every single way and probably a bit racist. But with that said.

hold on. Flag this, Gabby.

Remigration is not the answer. I'll say yes it is. Well who's gonna do the jobs? Well we have dogs for taxi drivers now.

You're right. You didn't say anything about them smelling better.

Keith (01:43:31.438)
Okay.

they do that as well! Yeah, that's true.

What? didn't what? Don't don't tell me you weren't thinking that I didn't sell. I didn't say smell better than what.

That's right.

But we all know what you mean. Because the people who need deodorant the most, don't use it.

Brad (01:43:46.542)
That's it.

Keith (01:43:50.826)
Hey, have you guys heard of Baby Camel Talk? Because today's your lucky day. this.

Can you say hey? Hey. Hey. Hey.

Yeah

Hey. Hey.

They look funny from the front.

Keith (01:44:14.19)
There you go. That's what a baby camel sounds

Keith (01:44:21.134)
Lord man. Whoa. Oh, whoa. Check this out. Remember how we've been debating for I don't know maybe a month now about 100 men or what was it? 100 men versus a gorilla. Yep. There's the final results. Look how close this was. how close this was. 50.2 to 49.8 100 men.

But what? I mean, that's a theory.

Right, just saying the vote, the vote went for a hundred.

What's the answer? What's the real answer? Who's gonna really win?

I don't care. Grock. Ask Grock.

Rebecca (01:44:55.352)
Would you how about woman who and not just any woman like crazy woman just found out her husband was cheating on her. Would she win the fight?

Okay.

Latina woman finds out her husband's cheating. Would she win against the gorilla?

I gotcha. See, that's a good variable.

Brad (01:45:36.314)
I'm here chilling, listening to some CCR, maybe cracking a banana now and then. Thank you.

come at me like I just canceled fantasy football. man, I'm a pacifist, big fan of peace, love and jungle naps. But let's just say hypothetically, you do decide to come at me all 100 of you in cargo shorts and beer confidence. First guy, he's gonna have a real bad time. Second guy to third, he might stop and reflect on his life choices.

Right?

Brad (01:46:14.896)
around guy number five or six, the rest of the squad starts getting real contemplative. Like, is this really worth it, bro? And by the time we hit dude number 30, man, I'm not tired. You're just emotionally shattered, weeping in the fetal position after vomiting on what's left of your buddy's torso. Right? See, you're not taking into account the psychological warfare, man. You ever see a guy fly 50 feet because he tried to punch a silverback?

It's sobering brother. Even Dave from accounting might just sit the next few plays out and yeah, I'm big real big but I move like jazz baby and while you're all figuring out who goes next, I'm just waiting breathing thinking about bowling but again, man, I'm not here to fight. I'm just here to abide. You leave me alone. I leave you alone. That's the jungle way man.

But if you insist on pushing it, this aggression will not stand, Just remember, it ain't about whether I'll get tired after 30 of you. It's about whether any of you are still hanging around after the first few seconds of bad decisions. Namaste, bros. Don't start nothing won't be nothing. He's right. Grock says no. 100 men would not reliably beat a gorilla in a fist fight.

A gorilla, particularly a silverback, is incredibly strong, capable of lifting over 1,800 pounds and delivering devastating blows. Its bite force is about 1,300 psi. That is typically more than an angry ex-wife. And its thick skin and dense bones make it highly resistant to human punches. Even with 100 men, the gorilla's speed, aggression, and ability with standard attacks would likely overwhelm an uncoordinated group armed with only fists. Many men would be incapacitated or killed quickly.

Panic would hinder teamwork. While sheer numbers might eventually exhaust the gorilla, the casualties would be catastrophic and success is far from guaranteed. Weapons or strategy would be needed for a realistic chance.

Keith (01:48:24.28)
fun. I love this stuff. just love it. I love it. Okay. We've used a lot of these charts in the past. These are always fun. This is how people spent their time from 1930 to 2024. I'll miss you. I'll miss you. let's, I want Brad to be able to enjoy this. He has to pee. let's see here. I'm trying to find if there's something else here can show you while we wait. Cause I wanted to be able to see this too. I don't want to keep this from him. everything is.

I'll be back in 30 seconds, by the way, sorry.

Keith (01:48:54.638)
I don't wanna keep anything from him, so I'm just gonna, let's just talk. Hi, Rebecca. How do you spend your time with your family, at school, with your friends, your neighbors, church, a bar, college, coworkers, or online? I mean...

introverted. So I spend a lot of time alone.

Peace.

Keith (01:49:18.081)
Okay, with the cat.

with the cat.

So here we go. This is 1930 to 2024. Just keep an eye there. Obviously online is gonna be 0 % to start, but oh, how that will change.

Keith (01:49:36.942)
Wow, sorry. There we go. Oh, wait a minute. I killed the audio. Could have done that while I was

Keith (01:49:47.778)
this. So nobody's on the internet in 1946. That's weird. There we go. So friends and family and school. Co-workers are coming up, getting the workforce here. Bar, restaurant, growing. Okay. Look at that bar and restaurant. All right. 70s. What up? Okay. Wow. Bar and restaurant gaining on fam. yeah. wait. Family dipping in the 80s.

Weird.

Keith (01:50:11.808)
Okay, coworkers are up there. Look at friends still do it. Wait, online. What's happening down there at the bottom? And here we go, coming around. my God. Whoa. What in the hell? My friends are online, sucker. Holy crap.

Wow

Freaky, right?

is.

So how do you define what like spending your time online?

Brad (01:50:41.93)
DickHicklers.com

Right now, we're online.

Yeah, but I mean, like I listen to podcasts and stuff when I do other stuff.

So should there be a podcast category here?

So yeah, so what I mean is like I do laundry, I clean, I do other things while I listen to podcasts.

Keith (01:51:02.006)
Okay, I was just thinking that as you were saying podcasts, I was thinking, okay, well, what column does that go into? Mowing the yard? Listening to podcasts? Like, where would that be here? Do these numbers all add up to 163, 73, 81, 85, 89?

It doesn't really like it would probably be like in family, you know, like the chores that yeah every day Or is or is this like it says co-workers like yeah Did they exclude the work hours when they made this category? Is this just outside of work out like there's stuff here that I need answers to keep

Well, and and it's funny you should mention that because then I thought I wonder what I wonder what websites And and and this is uh This is the same 93 to 25. These are those it's the same graphic over here, but this is the different websites Doing the same The same thing is

Hang on, I'm getting to you.

Keith (01:52:05.998)
You didn't kill that audio. I got it. I got it. I killed it. All right. So, oh, wow. Okay.

AOL Prodigy

Amazon look at Amazon at the bottom. I love it

I can make this thing go fast.

MTV even that was something before it got old

Brad (01:52:27.532)
Double speed. They used to play music on MTV.

They used to do that. Yes.

stop it, grandma.

gonna get rid of that thing, here we go.

We don't believe you.

Rebecca (01:52:41.653)
What is GeoCities?

I'll bet you'd like to know.

It like you get to design your own blog or something, if I remember.

I thought it was like MySpace.

I don't know anymore. at the right hand corner where the graphics used to look.

Rebecca (01:53:00.207)
It's so funny, isn't it?

I miss those days. Remember last week we had the modem sound, Brad?

was just about to say that I remember going home from school and we were so excited went to the family computer we turned on the little modem and you And then like you were online, right?

that again one more time in Viking though. it in Viking. Do it in your Viking voice.

Again, do it, yeah.

Rebecca (01:53:25.154)
What? This is my viking voice.

Well, let's hear it again, because that was pretty interesting.

Do it

Geocities was a free web hosting service. Guess who swallowed Geocities?

Yes

Keith (01:53:44.664)
the

I her name begins with Linda ends with love lace Yahoo Whoa, whoa, know, you got that reference

Yahoo!

Keith (01:53:58.722)
Wait, hold on, Amazon's about, it's creeping.

It is creeping. This is a double speed. the way, we're only in July 2003. Lycos. Remember, there comes MySpace and Bidu. Remember Bidu? Ask.

to.

Amazon get eBay though because I'm assuming Amazon is bigger than eBay now

Amazon started off just

Rebecca (01:54:28.056)
MySpace! I was on MySpace.

Hi, welcome to the show.

Wow, it's

Well, you merging here, huh? Weather.com. Okay, I see why people still,

yeah.

Brad (01:54:39.522)
Weather's still gonna be a big one.

Google is about to destroy the world.

Look at Twitter I Think Elon Musk should make Twitter and went from when Twitter started

What is Yandex?

Brad (01:54:55.358)
What the hell are you trying to say?

Keith (01:55:04.519)
Google? Wow.

How is that even possible?

That was in 2009. Yeah, it still exists. It's a news site now though for the

Does anybody use the alphabet anymore? Dead, right?

Rebecca (01:55:16.844)
Well, Google should die. I mean, it is just tyrannical...

Little die.

YouTube is, I wonder when did Google buy YouTube?

Yandex is a, it's an internet search. Yandex? I've never heard of it.

Pornhub has entered. MySpace took over. No, it went out again. It's coming back. I'm sure.

Keith (01:55:38.316)
Boring thing,

Brad (01:55:47.059)
look,

Careful how you word that.

Can you not spell out the word porn online? it flag you?

That's weird.

Probably not.

Brad (01:55:59.438)
No, cuz he I seriously you can't spell it got you the founders of Yandex by the way were arcade of allows and you just look at it getting bigger

have climbing,

Look at Yahoo shrinking. It got cold in Yahoo.

It was in the pool.

What does videos mean?

Brad (01:56:20.11)
10 years ago 10 years ago Google was still Wow check that out look at Facebook and all them just shrinking over the course of 10 years That's why I was great Google getting huge Growing in by leaps and bounds pornhub still hanging in down there. What are video is that?

Wow.

Rebecca (01:56:40.406)
That must be like porn videos or something, right?

Rest

think as.

Why is that we saying everything have to just be must be porn videos. Why do you got to say that? I mean,

Because we have an asterisk on the word porn. Therefore, we're just kind of using our powers of deduction.

Rebecca (01:56:54.668)
Yeah.

Brad (01:56:58.744)
Why is there an X by Twitter?

It is now X.

Don't respond to everything he says.

It's because it's full of porn, and it is.

it strangely is. There's some weird ass accounts on Twitter. One of them was

Keith (01:57:17.568)
at real breadstags.

had a weird for a while like commenting on all my photos that I should be by a black

particular stuff.

Keith (01:57:26.008)
Hey.

Can I see your feet?

Show me your feet.

the

Rebecca (01:57:40.206)
Used to be you know Stretchy enough to like put my foot up, but now that I have a big belly. I won't be able to do that. I'm sorry

sorry. Don't let me go down that road. Hold on. Why is this so fascinating? I don't even know why, but it's so weird looking at

TV is growing again, look at that.

trans.

Look at how it is.

Keith (01:58:04.238)
Now they're the same company obviously so those top two pages

And there we are. There's the final.

See that was, that was lame. I didn't care for that.

You didn't like the way that ended. just walked away and didn't even kiss you goodbye or anything.

endings.

Brad (01:58:22.848)
Right it's just you feel so left alone All right, let me go over to Twitter profile There's me don't look at me without a shirt on Rebecca. Stop it Where's the there's Phil there's dot kiddy see he's looking he's going hey what are y'all doing out there? Right. I know there's John Voight. There's an idiot. look at the port. This is who is this is Rico? Because it's national

corn day and Yeah, and there's Listen to turn the sound up you can't you got to hear him

hang on a second. Yeah, I gotta hear this.

Thank you.

I this qualifies as an animal video. I love it. Because it's an animal video. I get it. Uh-oh.

Keith (01:59:14.254)
the

Yeah, hello Not gonna let you look at my feet for free you freak

So what, nice tan line by the way. So what happened to you?

See, already checking. You know what? Stop objectifying me. I am more than a foot.

I'm going to do the same. I'm going to put a picture up like that as well.

Brad (01:59:42.368)
I'm much more than a foot.

And I have I have tattooed feet with a fresh pedicure. I do.

got tattoos on your feet. Okay, this seriously that had to have hurt like a it. Yeah, because there's like bones there. But yeah, I just you didn't want to see my feet. Number one. Number two, it was look at that. Look at that foot. How now? How much would you pay?

Did, yeah.

Keith (02:00:10.956)
That would be negative money.

I'm not talking to you anymore. I'm talking to the cat. Where'd the cat go?

Okay, so what happened to you,

had a little thing on the side of my foot that had to be excised like Satan was on the side of my foot and yeah, I didn't didn't want him on the side of my foot anymore and it hurt so I because you get old and stuff starts growing on you and it's just you know, it's

The opposite, when you get older, stuff stops growing the way you want them.

Brad (02:00:43.886)
Yeah, that happens too. But then, know, there are medications for that. So then you can just like I just put some on my neck and so it would not it'd be kind of more numbish. no, I just is a weird foot thing and my feet have always

I don't like feet. don't want to see. I to think about feet. just people feet.

I don't like feed either.

I had the discussion with the doctor. said, what in the hell is wrong with people who are out there going, hey, let me see your feet. And they were like, yeah, it's weird.

I got some numbers for you and I know in particular, Rebecca is gonna love these. so let me.

Brad (02:01:22.702)
Do they have to do with colostrum and feet? You could rub colostrum into feet, I'll bet you.

Eww, I don't know why that's so disgusting, but it is.

These are numbers worldwide, okay Christianity the percentage of Christians from 2010 to 2020 I think is what this is. Yeah percentage of world population Christianity has gone from 30.6 down to 28.8. That's a loss of 1.8 percent Islam has gone from 23.8 percent to 25.6 percent That's an increase of 1.8 percent and non-affiliated as far as religion goes 23.3 up

Try it.

Keith (02:01:59.528)
to 24.2, an increase of .9%. Bottom line is the trajectory is terrifying.

way you got that written though, looked like the second one was slam. I'm like, what the hell is slam?

Okay, and so I want you look at the 33 and the 24. The average age of people in the world, I guess, is 33. The average age of the typical Muslim is 24. 33 is your typical age for non-Muslims in the world. 24 is your average age for Muslims in the world. So that's cool.

It's because they keep birthing kids on our-

And their average age is still childbearing.

Rebecca (02:02:42.274)
think it's so funny, not funny, but you know, when people say, are being killed in Gaza. Dude, there is only children in Gaza. OK, they're all.

Apparently all over Iran too, they hang out at nuke facilities I hear.

I'm gonna have to up my game. thought about this today. I'm half almost halfway through my pregnancy. I need to have at least two more children.

Rebecca (02:03:10.7)
I just- I just need a man.

Hey, ladies!

didn't do it. I didn't do it. It's not.

Rebecca's DMs are open. I believe.

slide on in there. DMs.

Keith (02:03:20.59)
So, um hold on. Hold on. Hold on. If I worked at this GameStop, this would have been me. This would have been me. It's ma'am. Did you hear that? so, they had the release of the uh is it a Nintendo uh switch the other day? They had a big. So, you know what I'm talking about. They sold this new unit.

I don't know what you're talking about.

I'm not joking about anything. I'm just reading a story.

don't know what you're talking about. I don't know the story.

SWIT

Keith (02:03:50.121)
So a Nintendo Switch is a,

I know what a Nintendo Switch is, I have one.

Okay, so they have a new one.

You have a Nintendo Switch?

My my guilty pleasure is actually playing Super Mario 3 from the first Nintendo ever made and they made a game for Nintendo Switch that was it's kind of like the Super Mario 3 but you can play it on anyway.

Brad (02:04:13.912)
Do you know the list of dudes out there right now that are like, okay, I'll do the baby thing.

Rebecca (02:04:26.69)
I'll be up three nights in a row just like playing to get through the game

Yeah. So Rebecca's story about playing Nintendo is going to last longer than this story. I'm just saying that this right here would be me. These people wait in line for the midnight release of the... They've been waiting forever.

A hair-

Keith (02:04:52.952)
They've been waiting forever, right? And so they show up at midnight, they get lined up, and they go home, and they're so happy to have their Nintendo Switch. They're brand new, and they realize, wait a minute, why are there two hole, no, two holes in the screen of my Nintendo Switch? It's because the employee stapled the receipts to all the boxes, and it scratched the LED screens because Nintendo packed them so close to the edge there.

No. And now they have to wait months to get them replaced. And these gamer nerds are now they're gonna, what are they gonna do with their time? DM Rebecca, probably.

God, no, there's time to make a baby in there somewhere.

Yeah, now listen, I don't get...

extra colostrum you could be. there's a big black market for colostrum out there. You could be what do you do? I deal in colostrum on the black market. How do you want to buy some colostrum? You just have some faucets installed on those bad boys and you're in business.

Rebecca (02:05:56.647)
I think we all should get together and play like retro TV games.

Yes.

How do you do that? It's fun. My problem.

I used to a big gamer. I'm just gonna say it. used to I used to game Counter-Strike and I used to go to the the parties to game against other gamers. I Was such a nerd I was one of those nerds you're talking

past tense y'all was totally was uh let's see i gotta play this uh the video of this girl here i don't know what i've been this has been a part of my stack over here for probably two months and i i think she's famous i don't know her name but she gets online and she talks about her uh tourette stuff uh so she's talking from tourette right and she she basically she basically educates people about her tourette

Brad (02:06:26.765)
Right, yes.

Brad (02:06:50.306)
love the platinum.

Keith (02:06:55.19)
I think that's so you think she... That was my next question! That was my next question, thank you. Is this real? Is this just for the clicks? You tell me.

shit.

Rebecca (02:07:05.269)
Hi. You are-

hang on, it says Bailin Dupree right there. Okay, sorry.

My name is Balen and I suffer with a leptobibuin. I suffer with Tourette's syndrome. Tourette's syndrome is an involuntary motor and vocal.

BYE!

Keith (02:07:31.406)
Okay, can I just say... You don't have to put it on the internet. But here we go. Hold on, can I just say, Keith, you don't have to play it on the internet either.

This is so annoying.

Rebecca (02:07:38.179)
disorder.

Rebecca (02:07:42.706)
and what comes along with a little baby weenie. Santa has a little baby weenie. He told me.

Rebecca (02:07:52.268)
The one thing that comes with Tourette's syndrome, it's only in 10 % of people who have Tourette's, is called corpallalia.

Or Polalia. Little bite. Is the absence or vulgar vulgar usage of words that like kind of no one wants to hear. I. Just ask one question, please. How is her Tourette's personality British?

Do this

Keith (02:08:11.586)
Now, now be listening in the back. Yeah.

Keith (02:08:20.841)
I like your tiny weena

Yes. Stop asking questions.

Yeah. So in the background, the dog is going to hear an angry dog in a second.

Vikings are always just so aggressive and just thank you release this

Somebody had to say it.

Rebecca (02:08:36.408)
However, they're involuntary.

Keith (02:08:42.67)
Hey, hey, double hate, look at your head, forehead ass or something.

Terry.

Hey, Pete!

Look at your forehead, head ass, Christmas tree, head ass, tippy tippy top that wiener, tap the rotisserie chicken. And again, that's only in 10 % of people that have turrets. So it's not with everyone that has a little baby wiener. It's not with everyone that...

Hup.

Rebecca (02:09:14.51)
Has treads. Fuck you.

Brad (02:09:24.622)
on that video.

But my

Smash that like button y'all. Hi, okay, you know what? Just retweeting.

this question why does she say every other offensive word besides the n-word if it's involuntary?

just so people know, I am going to retweet that and then somebody just asked, somebody asked for that, the chart that I posted. So I'm right now, just so y'all have. So I just retweeted her and I retweeted the chart. So they will be waiting for you on my feed.

Brad (02:09:57.046)
get it to myself.

Keith (02:10:07.202)
So what do we think? Totally real? What's the story there? baby weiner, fuck you!

I don't buy for one second that you have a British little gnome in you that's maybe wiener.

Baby wiener

Little baby weenie

Little baby wiener! Santa told me he has a little baby wiener too!

Rebecca (02:10:26.094)
It's like

Rebecca (02:10:31.214)
It's like I'm gonna be a valley girl right now and then all of a fuck you, I don't like you, fuck you, fuck you, like really I don't.

No.

According to Google she has it Kara says Google never lies either

Yeah, we saw. I gotta trust them. They're the biggest.

saying she has, she's got to have it.

Rebecca (02:10:57.388)
I mean Tourette's people have Tourette's like I've seen I met people with Tourette's

Did they have a little baby? We- hold on!

not have a little British baby wiener

Do me a favor, look up how long has Tourette's been around? I have a hypothesis where.

I'm gonna guess it's been around since people.

Keith (02:11:16.686)
Yeah, let's see, earliest case of Tourette's

around Formerly described since 1885 by This is weird how coincidental is this it was described by Guise de la Tourette How weird is that that that dude with the name Tourette? Brett said

does that happen? I mean, it's a continual thing in history. I don't know how that happened.

How the right is he a Viking?

my goodness. Okay. So, let's see here before.

Brad (02:11:48.43)
125 years of Tourette syndrome the Tourette Association of America mother fucker

What? Well, she probably, Rebecca, she might have had to edit out the N word stuff. Right.

She wants to get clicks.

He wants to get clicks, not, you know.

But you know, if you're out on the street and you have Tourette's, what's gonna happen to you when you

Keith (02:12:10.199)
Hold

Don't wander through Harlem.

But real quick, I have to address this here. This is a little peek behind the curtain. But I don't drink wine because wine makes me cough. OK. And it makes me cough because it has sulfite. So sulfites make me cough. So if I have something, whether it's a beverage or don't shake your head, Brad Staggs, or if I eat something and I start coughing, I quickly look at the packaging and I go, is this got sulfites? And so right before we went on the air, I was starting to cough. And it's like, what did I just had these granola minis? Ah. And so.

So what, what, what, you got something?

I just had these good old amazing dumbass and I was not I was not supposed to eat them like that. What?

Keith (02:12:49.528)
Well, with some baby women. anyway, they're made good because Carrie only gets like all natural stuff. like, how could this have like preservatives and stuff? And these are the ingredients. So now I don't care about the cough. Now I'm like, how the hell is this qualify as granola? Pure gluten free oats, chocolate chips. Just wait for it. Cane sugar, unsweetened chocolate, cocoa butter. It sounds all natural, right? Everything's natural here. But listen to this, this is granola.

Thank you.

Keith (02:13:17.954)
cane sugar, sunflower oil, invert cane sugar, whatever the hell that is, agave syrup, brown rice crisps, dried apple pieces, inulin tapioca starch, natural flavor, vegetable extracts. Here we go. Spinach, broccoli, carrots, tomatoes, beets, shiitake, looks like shiitake, shiitake mushrooms. This is, that's part of a granola. Okay, I don't know.

Shit, I can't.

Rebecca (02:13:46.376)
No sunflower oil. I agree, Jeff.

Is there some colostrum in there? Because I bet there is.

What? like Rebecca.com isn't going to be online in like 15 minutes because it will be.

Okay, let's go to the eighth grade. Before we were all, I heard you, before we decided to purposefully dumb down society, we had tests like this, eighth grade bullet counting in Kentucky. This was the exam question. Oh, wait, know what? This isn't qualified. This is an American-centric question.

One, two seconds.

Brad (02:14:28.344)
She's going over, she's right now at GoDaddy getting the colostrum, rebecca'scolostrum.com.

what is happening. Name the last battle of the Civil War.

butter little Whole Foods chocolate that I brought home.

very good, very good. home with you. Okay, because I was about to say Norway doesn't have good stuff like that. You're exempt from answering this question, Rebecca, because it's about the American Civil War. Name the last battle of the Civil War, the last battle of the War of 1812, Brad Staggs, the last battle of the French and Indian War, and the commanders in each battle will wait.

No, I-

Brad (02:15:03.576)
Say that one more time. The last battle of the war of 1812.

Brad (02:15:12.388)
You said civil war.

Yeah, not the last, name the last battle.

of the civil war. Yeah. Well, they met at Gettysburg. Last now it was a shit. Where was that? It was where those they got together and they fought that last battle thing.

that wasn't the

Keith (02:15:27.438)
So you want to say Appomattox, because that's what I would guess, right? That's not, it's the, it was the Battle of Columbus, And then it's like, was, and it goes through the, and one of the, one of the Confederate generals was the county I grew up in. I was like, hell, there it is. Major General Howell Cobb. It's got to be Cobb County. It's got to be. let's see. so.

But that's not

Battle of Colostrum

Brad (02:15:41.89)
No, it was not.

Keith (02:15:56.694)
And then it talks about the battle. There was a battle in Texas, but technically the war was over. I mean, this is just so obscure, man. And of course, Fort Boyer, Alabama was the war of 1812, duh. And the Battle of Signal Hill.

But give me the first three lines to wap.

I'm hanging up now. All right. Thanks everyone. Have a great weekend and uh-huh Maybe we'll do this again in a week. I don't know It just depends on if we can start to ban words from Brad like the lost room what? The Thursday deep dive. Oh, no, don't do the bill for that It's going to be what is next? What's next? Oh Project gladio, right operation gladio the CIA

not a good organization, should be disbanded and definitely should be disarmed. What were they doing during the Cold War? Holy crap. We're going to have a guest on to discuss that. That's Thursday, 3 p.m. Eastern here on X. And of course, these two hooligans will be back here as well on Friday at 3 p.m. I haven't already asked you. What's that?

I'm sorry, I just, was, oh!

Keith (02:17:05.773)
What? Oh my gosh, are you guys? I see. It's trouble.

I'm sorry.